The BEST Mormon Jokes (Submitted by YOU!)

[@Reltheo]

Why are LDS missionaries so bad at fishing? Because they trained in the Empty Sea (MTC)!

[@SaintsUnscripted]

Emily Cheney Hahaha okay I like this.

[@twilson50]

Kwaku. Dude. If this wasn’t scripted, you messed up. Sabrina is beautiful!

[@Michael-jo9jz]

She definitely is

[@hannah_micaela]

WAIT NOW WE NEED TO KNOW IF THE DATE WITH SABRINA AND KWAKU IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

[@toniwhitten8365]

!!!!!!

[@toniwhitten8365]

I'm too emotionally invested in this very niche youtube channel haha

[@katiehermionegamer864]

Yarrow Joy true that

[@ev9909]

I want an episode with just funfacts! :D Just like 50 LDS funfacts, I think it could be way fun

[@jamesonvandusen46]

Did you hear about the group at BYU that was opposed to people wearing denim shorts on campus? They called themselves the Anti-kneehigh-Levis!

[@valerier3673]

XD It makes so much sense

[@sarahtrivett4132]

I want an episode on lds seminary

[@toniwhitten8365]

Just sitting here screaming SAY YES KWAKUUUUUU at my screen!!

[@toniwhitten8365]

KWAKU! She's a 10!

[@toniwhitten8365]

I'm so upset haha

[@latter-daycanadian1341]

This is why you don't leave Kwaku alone with the channel

[@moegoggles]

The goshzilla joke was pretty DARN funny.

[@miranda75289]

Heavenly Mother sounds like a good episode!

[@christianmiller3767]

"Even with the liahona, I get lost in your eyes." That's because you need to be righteous.

[@emilylee5109]

I heard you're looking for a knight in shinning armor well i just so happen to be wearing the full armor of God

[@mrcartmanisfat]

Why do you take 2 Mormons fishing? If you only take one they’ll drink all your beer.

[@zoozone9895]

Are you the fish that Swallowed Jonah? Because you're great!

[@starlegends3092]

Yeeee i like that one!

[@kellysong2256]

This is my favorite Mormon joke: ...How can you tell if you're at a Mormon wedding? Because the bride's not pregnant, but her mother is!

[@RyanMercer]

My mother in law was pregnant at one of her dadughter's sealings haha

[@PlantagenetRose]

“What stones?” ( > ▽ < )

[@sarahbisgaard7107]

I want an episode on experiences of being a missionary. Good, bad, funny, or spiritual stories/experiences that happened on your mission. :)

[@katienavarro5511]

Why is Quaku like acually so flippin Amazing, like CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND?😭❤

[@moegoggles]

Can you guys do an episode on Joseph Smith III, and Community of Christ? (The people who stayed behind in Nauvoo)

[@BunnyWatson-k1w]

So, three Nephites walk into a ward chapel on a Sunday morning. One says to the other two, "I think we're in the wrong place".

[@starlegends3092]

I once heard of one where Jesus said "come follow me" and the person He talked to was like "on twitter?"

[@claraokninska8328]

Patriarchal blessing!

[@heatherluna5075]

Laughing so hard I'm having a p day and I'm not on a mission. 😄😄😄

[@KnuttyEntertainment]

They didn't even tell the definitively best mormon joke! It goes like this: A missionary goes up to an investigator to share the inspiring message of Nephi 3:7... But accidentally shares 3 Nephi 3:7 instead.

[@samuelthygerson6009]

lol

[@me5768]

So why do you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only take one, he drinks all your beer.

[@colleenmarble6963]

hi, I am a Mormon and I like this channel

[@BunnyWatson-k1w]

A little boy misbehaves loudly in sacrament meeting. His father grabs him to exit the chapel until the kids settles down. As he is being carried out he yells out to the Bishop and says "Bishop, help me".

[@DanceStar3912]

I'd love an episode on Kolob!

[@coleenburris6816]

I'm 65 years old and I laughed out loud on a few of these jokes!

[@ScripturalMormonism]

More Sabrina . . .

[@jamesmccluskey9175]

My bishop Jokes 1. Bishop is so tall he gets permission from NASA to land. 2. Bishop is so tall clouds listen. 3. Bishop is so tall he high fived Christ. 4. Bishop is so tall birds re·route their flight plan. 5 bishop is so tall he's a forest all by himself to tee trunks with legs. 5. Bishop is so tall fear got up and left my body 6. Bishop is so tall the movie top gun thinks he's bussing the tower. 7. Bishops so tall he makes an F14 look like a model air plan

[@godlessengineer]

This got a bit cringy lol

[@godlessengineer]

"I'm not gay" >Turns down girl > Not convincing anyone

[@withkwaku]

Your masculinity is very fragile isn't it?

[@godlessengineer]

Kwaku El lol... No it's not... If you'd watch my videos you would know I have no problems with my masculinity. I don't think you're gay at all. I just thought it was funny because I've been binge watching your videos and it's been brought up before. It was just a funny juxtaposition is all.

[@sandroschlemmer1587]

I died with the Donald Trump at the end of the video HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@paulblack1799]

Have you seen 'Seven Brides for Seven Brothers'? Did you see the Mormon version? 'Seven Brides for Every Brother'.

[@MsFitz134]

I want an episode in which Kwaku has a rant about Calvinism. 😀

[@ScripturalMormonism]

He can hit me up for advice if he wishes :P

[@sammiprice7270]

the black long sleeve is my fave kwaku shirt

[@michaeld4024]

A very great joke show. Loved it

[@artisticacademic588]

You should do more Mormon jokes!

[@hostile_egg]

I want an episode about the prophets!

[@lizycole8999]

A man died. He arrived at the pearly gates and was met by St. Peter. "Sorry, sir," said St. Peter, "but you have to go to the other place." St. Peter escorted the man to the Bad Place. They arrived at the gates. St. Peter opened the gates to the Bad Place and on the other side were lush, cultivated fields and orchards full of fruit. St. Peter slammed the door shut. "What's the matter?" asked the man. "The Mormons are irrigating again!"

[@KnuttyEntertainment]

That's amazing.

[@elevenbyfive]

I have some questions about sealing. What happens if a child is sealed to the parents but then the parents remarry and the child comes to see a step parent as being as much a parent to them as their biological parents? Can they be sealed to the step parent as well? But if so, how would they all be together eternally if the parents are part of two separate families who don't want to be together. Similarly, what happens if an adopted child is sealed to their adoptive parents, but later comes to be close to the biological parents as well, and thinks of them all equally as their parents? And what happens to a child if their parents divorce? How can they be sealed to the parents if the parents have their sealing cancelled and become sealed to new partners? What if a child is sealed to an abusive parent, or a spouse to an abusive spouse? And what happens if someone's spouse dies and they remarry and get sealed to their new spouse? Are they no longer sealed to their original spouse? Also, what if you were sealed to a family member but they did something horrible, like murder or something, and they went to a different place from you, like not to the same part of heaven? I don't understand how any of this would work and I'd like to.

[@wildflowersandfreckles]

Eleven By Five, I know you wrote your comment months ago, so maybe you already got your answer, but in case you didn’t, I thought I would add my two cents...The sealing power is a beautiful thing that will make it possible for us to be with those we love for all eternity. The sealing has to be done by proper authority and is subject to worthiness. Which you seem to be aware of...thus your questions. So, my belief from the vast study I’ve done on the topic is that those who continue forward as best they can, repent when they fall short...those who live a righteous life, will be given every possible opportunity to be sealed to those most important to them, whoever they may be. When you get caught up in all the complications of life...divorce, remarriage, abuse and other acts of disobedience...it can get really discouraging. But if we keep in mind how loving and merciful God is, we’ll have no reason to fear. He will provide those who want to live with him again and to be sealed with their loved ones, the opportunity to do so. Of course, that doesn’t take away anyone’s agency. If a loved one chooses to live an unrighteous life, and doesn’t accept all the chances they will absolutely have to repent, then they may not ever accept the sealing power. But I have every reason to believe that you will still be able to be a part of those loved one’s lives in the eternities. But I believe that most, if not all our loved ones will accept God’s love and sealing power into their lives. The fact is, if you think about it, we are all descendants of Adam and children of God, so are all brothers and sisters, so those who will be in the celestial kingdom will all be sealed to each other in one way or another...one big happy family. Whatever happens, it will all be worked out in the end, and we will find joy and happiness in the next life. That’s one of the things that makes this gospel so amazing and beautiful. There’s so much to hope for and to look forward to! I don’t claim to have any authority on the subject though, so if you’d like to do further studies on it, I’d encourage you to go to LDS.org, you can find a lot of talks, scriptures, lessons, etc., on the sealing power. I hope that helps.

[@brookebennett6006]

I have an aunt that is remarried and her daughter is sealed to both her biological parents and her stepfather. You can choose who you spend your eternity with, and so the children can be with their parents but people aren’t forced to be together even if they were previously married. Eternal marriage is 100% a choice.

[@stellarfinance6035]

Well, damn, Sabrina’s ego being crushed certainly isn’t a joke...

[@zenosvillondo9733]

6:58 Welcome Valentine's Day

[@theamazingpagan963]

love the jokes

[@BunnyWatson-k1w]

Did you hear about the new LDS themed T-shirts YSA men are wearing? They say "Give me a hug and you'll be holding the priesthood"

[@AlexanderOlinger]

What are your questions for general conference?

[@robertlouis5721]

This show is great. No cheese involved. :)

[@antross6433]

I'm the first comment and i'm *READY* for those jokes

[@antross6433]

Oh and an episode about the outer darkness would be awesome! I don't really know anything about it so it would be helpful if you could cover it! 😊

[@wiltedapollo]

i dont have a joke but my sister is at the MTC on her mission she just left and im really fudging sad

[@heatherluna5075]

I love ya man. It ain't easy being cheesy. 💜🧡💛💚❤💙

[@danielletirpkoff4167]

I don't know any Mormon jokes!

[@starlegends3092]

I only know one. Accually now a few more.

[@BVillesFinestOf1992]

An episode on Freemasonry would be awesome =D

[@danalley6376]

"Pedophile is an awfully large word for a 14 year old" -Joseph Smith probably

[@starlegends3092]

I have seen a lot of jokes on Gosple Living. They dont alwase make me lauph, but there still fun to see. "Are you on Santa's naughty list? Ask the missionarys. We can help." And one about how they would babtize i think Golieth And one called social media in anciant times or something "Hey Nephi, like my post?" It was a woulden thing that i think is called a post.

[@marneeanderson6359]

Has anyone actually used these pick up lines and actually worked?It will be a miracle if it did. Lol

[@bilbobaggins3091]

Goshzilla got me

[@donna-marie1936]

Lol too funny!

[@unclecreepy7025]

I thought the pick up lines were awkward. Then it got awkward.

[@heatherluna5075]

Donald Trump loving it. 😁😁😁😁😁

[@EricLovesCHRIST]

I hate Norm McDonald. Not just the jokes, but the person as well.

[@jimsbooksreadingandstuff]

Bye Sabrina

[@heatherluna5075]

Why do people cross the street. To do work for people ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE VEIL.

[@AdventureEverywhere]

oh man, sooooo bad. Especially, number 2.

[@goofysufi]

Poor Sabrina.

[@havingfun1705]

How about an episode on becoming a God? If we are all children of God we will all be God someday, right? Tons of sons!! What about an episode on how to avoid conflict by saying " I know Joseph Smith is a Prophet" when you don't, that would be funny. Appearances and appearances! We must all look good just like the Jews did. If asked a difficult question, just smile and say Holy Sh** , I have no idea and nobody in authority will help me. That is comedy.

[@withkwaku]

We've done an episode on becoming Gods! And we've done episodes on Joseph Smith as well!

[@havingfun1705]

Thanks for the reply Kwaku El, I listen sometime to Catholic Answers and usually just get fluff, poor answers, deflection, and the lack of ability to debate. LDS it seem to me that most don't want to debate either. KZbin is interesting. It is nice that everyone can voice an opinion. I am looking at some FB groups that are LDS too. Just wish people would talk about the more interesting deep topics. Your comedy is done well, I have to say. Your whole life is ahead of you, good wishes to you. If you know a good place to debate and learn from each other, I am all ears. Thanks Kwaku.

[@DanielADickey]

This video started out so well then really went down hill :(

[@brettrossi89]

I like the host. The jokes. Blah

[@j6184]

Mormonism... that's a joke in itself.

[@garykirkpatrick2636]

J Taylor It took me over 50 years to realize Mormonism is a false man/Satan created cult religion. I may be slow but I sure was dumb. Praise God

[@golgopia]

I want an episode on James J. Hamula.

[@dhl1544]

That was terrible

[@mearabaxter8997]

:/

[@timspangler2154]

These guys are a joke

[@shoguninnovation6589]

Not funny

[@jcbausa4896]

Corny

[@xSilent]

you have the mark of cain!!!

[@heatherluna5075]

And you have the mark of the beast. Hahaha kidding I think vaccines are the mark of the beast. Read J. B. Handleys. How to stop the Autism EPIDEMIC. 💙❤💚💛🧡💜