The Best of Badly Translated Skyrim

[@sachaAlex]

"Intelligence doesn´t happen in your head." Yeah, that´s a penalty kick of some kind.

[@vadimc2144]

"You are made of stupid"

[@TellEmB290]

"uNfOrTuNaTeLy, UmMmMm...NaTuRe" Truly Paarthurnax is the philosopher-king of the Monahven lol

[@Milosz0pl]

He is right tho

[@Ismellbadandlooklikeshit]

pigeons can do things that humans cannot

[@Kwauhn.]

9:13 for those wondering

[@129140163]

@@Kwauhn.Thanks for the timestamp 👍🏻

[@Hypnotically_Caucasian]

"Prozac: For good reason"

[@mantisynth2186]

of all the chaos in this mod, why is esbern examining the carving and saying "Niiiice!" the funniest thing to me?

[@dlfhtr-o8x]

8:23

[@Haggysack2k8]

The moment he says this is so god damn perfect. He slowly walks over to the wall, looks at the pcture (or whatever) and just goes with "NIIIICE!"

[@smithers03]

God same, he’s looking at ancient stone carvings and just going “NIIICE!” 😭

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Now this... this is how Skyrim was always meant to be played.

[@udoderunformige1250]

It's sixteen times the translations!

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

_All of this just works._

[@NoxWyatt]

Hey, this is DougDoug, where we solve problems that no one has.

[@Ellisepha]

"It's time to leave heaven and start a life of killing" kinda goes hard tbh

[@jesseh.5223]

Reminds me of Vivec's "reach heaven through violence" to Nerevar

[@ZK-ib2wp]

Naw I just left this same comment before I saw yours 😭

[@pach6678]

Mankind after the original sin

[@Ollyatlas]

Lucifer starting the war in heaven:

[@FullTomb]

"One year ago my father died 100 years ago"

[@nickgirdwood3082]

Meaning it's been 101 years.

[@antoninolandolina8174]

This one actually is one of the few that made sense.

[@RyanVonAegir]

Underrated moment was when the shop keeper in Riverwood somehow mentioned the exact time it was in game.

[@P1X3L_K1NG]

"That's right, Mom, you're the CEO of Hulu" - Cicero 2024

[@ThrashMetallix]

"Unfortunately... ummm... nature..." Paarthurnax is wack.

[@129140163]

9:13

[@ReevesTheProto]

"I only believe in one thing, it is called breathing." 😂

[@karlissulcs3822]

As a Latvian I can confirm that we live like animals.

[@jacobgraham8363]

But are you as animalistic as those folks in Helsinki ?

[@thatonehotbagel3244]

As someone living in Helsinki, I know the feeling...

[@lindanimated]

@@thatonehotbagel3244 As a fellow Helsinki resident, I can confirm that the holiday I took to Latvia really helped me live like an animal and get closer to the spirit of my city!

[@Den2067]

Подтверждаю

[@TheHK_47]

We need a fallout 4 badly translated edition

[@AmySavage6]

Yes, with the voiced protagonist the entire story will become surreal. And probably more interesting.

[@vadimc2144]

And Oblivion

[@AlmostCosmic288]

Yes!

[@jesseh.5223]

Plot might make more sense

[@hapyhuuliharppu]

"king Olaf burned the moon. Happiness never ends" well, it seems like the TTS moonweed lore expands.

[@Dylan_x64]

I think it’s hilarious that that series uses some of the same voices.

[@princedamon9814]

The moon! Holy shit the moon! It's git a blunt on it

[@bugvideos2030]

The elves flew down on a giant blunt

[@129140163]

5:42

[@P1X3L_K1NG]

"I'll see you another day." - Death

[@heytherMurphy]

Geez😂🤣

[@unholymarie2157]

"Not all leaders rule with power, respect, or martial arts." You know, I couldn't have said it better myself.

[@bigslappy823]

I love how this translation turned the Dark Brotherhood into a black Muslim community backed by Hulu championing Mother's Day and women's rights in Skyrim.

[@nickgirdwood3082]

I have a feeling some things weren't from a translation.

[@MrVisualHigh]

I've watched the whole playlist multiple times and still "Niiiiice" has me in stitches every time

[@VidralliaArchives]

I love how all of the dragons and draugr sound like they're completely stoned.

[@willembosman4630]

22:24 I lose it everytime at J'zargo using all possible variants of his name except the correct one

[@cadence4527]

That bear will always be known as the king of rice.

[@lesser8531]

I just love the deep and authoritative voices of Honey and Stupid Ghost spewing absolute nonsense.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

“Aliens are Dangerous and Evil.” That’s a pretty simple way to explain the Daedra.

[@JadeFoxAlpha]

"Some people in Heaven want to be pets and live with humans forever." There are certainly corners of the internet where that hypothesis bears out, one has to admit.

[@rickya7125]

You still haven't done the Stormcock questline

[@Charlie-vp5tn]

And DLC

[@lordowl3533]

Miraak's lines are probably batshit insane with this mod

[@The-Plaguefellow]

The issue is that Aelphyric Stormcock will then put Blue between his legs, and KZbin will *not* like that!

[@jorthvanschaarenburg7386]

Alfred Stormcock saying he is going to put Skyrim between his legs is the funniest thing ever xD

[@negljbreakergaming]

the guy named "VIP flight" that immediately says "if you want to fly, come to me" sent me in stitches

[@junatah5903]

"You picked a wrong time to loose a loved one." Dahm...

[@awesomebill721]

My favorite is, and always has been, "Unfortunately... Ummm... Nature" 😆

[@129140163]

9:13

[@Dylan_x64]

It was probably a hard decision, what dragon lines to include, but one of my favorites that did not end up in this video is when Paarthurnax says, “It’s snowing. This is dangerous!” Also, Alduin: “This person is lazy, like me.”

[@AxelTheAussie]

“Dobby is not Hasbro’s Jasmine” made me nearly cough out a lung laughing when I heard it in the original video. So glad it made the best of cut

[@davidpayne697]

Not the "don't get married here" after all the jumble? XD

[@Suburban-United]

​@@davidpayne697"don't get married there" in immediate succession to the chant had more fucking ROLLING.😂Completely caught me off guard.

[@justanobody1700]

"Call me crazy if you want, but i believe in shrimp." -Corrugated

[@loloclaw]

Cicero: Do you need specialized cardiovascular surgery?

[@yeetuszilla1663]

3 reoccurring themes: Football Islam Overdated technology

[@drewrussell8531]

Don't forget WW1 and the Ottoman Empire

[@nyandra290]

And dogs

[@timn01]

Smoking

[@unoyashaunoah681]

Black people

[@mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305]

Black community

[@StalwartTirith]

8:38 Dang, the motorcycle line hit so much harder after the prior lines which actually sounded pretty serious, but those aren't in this video

[@mineossus5221]

That hit me hard too. Dragons on motorcycles

[@NomDePlume955]

"If you win you will receive a prize it's whiterun"- Jarl Big Ball

[@sickcallranger2590]

“I saw you smoking! It’s easy to get hooked!” Bro just had your best interest in mind.

[@Eadragonixius]

Now we need to see what the Dawnguard and Dragonborn dlcs hold

[@itskhro]

I keep having to pause to calm down, just banger after banger after banger is getting me close to cry-laughing

[@Zaanse_Mayo]

"you chose the wrong time to lose a loved one." Is there a right time?!?!

[@KankreesCanvas]

I'm gonna be frequently reciting Friends' tangent about how he hates everything and everyone for a while. Absolutely kills me that he hates movies, singers, dancers, preachers, theater, football, and children all without skipping a beat lmfao

[@jorthvanschaarenburg7386]

Alfred Stormcock saying he is going to put Skyrim between his legs is the funniest thing ever xD

[@eusoumaniaco]

"Each syllable consists of more than three syllables." made me run out of air laughing, lmfao

[@theorixlux]

24:55 Being threated with JavaScript, truly gruesome stuff

[@timferguson6192]

Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy. Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy Crazy.

[@fredericoalencar9098]

Long live the Ottoman empire!

[@TellEmB290]

*MECIDIYE MARSHI EARRAPE*

[@devinthierault]

Kesinlikle

[@exsyaoktavian7428]

that gibberish mantra ended up with "washing clothes" can't make me stop laughing even after seeing it a lot of time

[@juliopedrogasparetovigollo706]

"Rogerville, after killing King Toric Alfric, helped Stormcock escape the city" Stormcock got me 😂😂😂

[@HalfPersianMan]

As an iranian, i confirm we dont believe in magic. 😊😅🎉😂

[@TellEmB290]

Not a good start 😕

[@mr.kobayashi1675]

No magic carpets there?

[@HalfPersianMan]

@@mr.kobayashi1675 that magic lies in hand of the weaver.

[@HalfPersianMan]

@@mr.kobayashi1675 that magic lies in hand of the weaver.

[@HalfPersianMan]

@@TellEmB290 why???

[@danis6975]

"Neela Bhoomi Parampara" - Blue Earth Legacy/Continuation

[@129140163]

2:31 “Otherwise, I will break your mouth and nose.” Said so nonchalantly 🤣

[@scorpion0498]

'A good nights sleep is a good nights sleep. many books have been written on the subject.' 🤔hmm very interesting. hello!

[@Ку-ку-в1р]

How about badly translated DLC's? Does we need to wait it??? I think that badly translated Serana would be amazing!

[@MegaFavoritt]

They have actually done the Dawnguard questline and yes Serana is all over the place, as is everyone else, they have also started on the Dragonborn DLC but with mainly just translated subtitles not voiced ones. This is a huge game and it’s hard to show all that they have changed in just a 20 minute video

[@dyanaprajna4556]

A few others have done the dawnguard, and yeah, Serana is completely unhinged, amd valerica isn't much better.

[@hallacson8535]

2:37 Ottomans are Roman successors confirmed

[@devinthierault]

not enough rûm in solitude

[@mr.kobayashi1675]

14:58 Cicero's one-liner, as he is about to stab you right into the heart...

[@erikallen863]

You know, what really makes this work is that the madness is coherent. Hear me out. What I mean is, it's not just a bunch of random words spewed out. Like, they're not saying something like, "Car puppet down birthday city the snowed stupid was bee swords fabulous haha behind jarl tomato." After being filtered through 40 languages, there is still complete sentence structure with subjects, predicates, clauses, and all that. In other words, almost everything they say is, simply put, grammatically correct. For the most part. As opposed to just random words that have no meaning or any string of thought, like how I used above, you can actually understand what they're saying even though it makes no sense. It's coherently incoherent. That's impressive.

[@dyanaprajna4556]

I think that's one of the things that makes it so funny.

[@dr.bright6272]

Skyrim "The Modern Age"

[@CrzzyCat]

Ooh, this came out just in time! I was just prepared to drink some tea lol. Just gotta be careful and not spill it on myself while laughing!

[@Lethal_Spoon]

24:01 why does the dragon priest sound like dr phil

[@AF99499]

It wasn't a clip in this video, but the first time Whiterun was mentioned as White Ron, lmfao that moment has stuck with me for months now.

[@SnakeKoRn]

"Septic Tank Swan".... oh God that's SO disgusting hahahaha!

[@thegraveofus]

"I love you. I wanna do something for you, just with my hands" Is the best part of the fucking video.

[@traviscrow3421]

6:51 "My job is to sit." *Gets up*.

[@davidwest7362]

Nice! -Esbern

[@avinotion]

8:23 Still my favorite line.

[@ycylchgames]

It's the delivery, so funny 🤣

[@hubbelebubbele]

What a great end to the saga of 'badly translated skyrim', but I was a little sad that you edited out most of your own comments and laughs. These were just as good as the nonsense the NPCs were talking about.

[@NomDePlume955]

On my right is someone I'll call tana from whiterun. This is the highest honor I have received.

[@eggmicheal3917]

ironically, i believe cicero would make a good cardiovascular specialist

[@MrPrideHyde]

That "Nice!" moment gets me EVERY time!

[@MadIvano]

“Long live the Ottoman Empire” sent me

[@roo6278]

the way that Jarl Ballin is now canon

[@ImaginaryAlchemist]

“I believe in you because I believe in you” has big “believe in the me that believes in you” energy

[@mr.kobayashi1675]

@Formerly Blue You seriously have to start a merch shop with T-shirts available with texts on them like: "Alcoholic tumour" "I believe in shrimp" "My brother didn't touch you" "They brutally murdered me and took me to a party" "I only believe in one thing: it is known as breathing" "Strep Pneumonia" "Septic Tank Swan" "I don't want to send you JavaScript" etc. 🤣

[@Crystal_Bull]

"Nal salk do chin, nal salk do richador, arak nal salk..." "Don't get married there." The matter of fact delivery from "Abandoned Dog" is just... mwah

[@Dragynn5]

Skyrim: The Sheogorath Translation

[@DerNomade1871]

"You must drink, you must drink" Heh don't have to tell me twice

[@Cyclopsgaming360]

Brynjolf abruptly telling you to kill yourself had me crying

[@rhyspatterson679]

The dragons sound like stoners dropping acid….i am laughing so hard I can’t breathe

[@MYuee]

idk about anybody else but a lot of those one-liners and translations live rent-free in my head. Thanks to this compilation, they'll never move out. My favorite: Drazi stole the world and turned into a giant dragon on a motorcycle :D

[@Suburban-United]

I can't wait to have a son, so I can name him "Bassian Operating System".

[@The-Plaguefellow]

13:58 *"Hallelujah, you bunch of Abominations!"* - Hillevi Cruel-Sea to the dunmer and argonians of Windhelm, c.4E 201

[@apiantable2123]

"you must drink, you must drink!😂

[@TamagoSenshi]

We need more of this

[@Emesh83]

OK this is like the 3rd time I'm rewatching this series... 3min in and I'm already gasping for air from laughing.

[@princesshannah7]

I had a tickle in my throat before I started watching and then the next 45 minutes were a mess of laughing and coughing and needed to pause and grab tissues and do even more coughing. 11/10 would watch again 👌

[@Unsung_Guardian]

This is how conversations in my dreams basically go.

[@kattekaren]

I'm gonna try my hardest to make "I'll be back like a cow in a moment" a saying

[@thiagozakaitis8755]

What I love about this is that basically in this version the college of winterhold is full of web designers; the Companions are a bunch of retired veterans; and the Dark Brotherhood is a "Colored" muslim brotherhood. Just incredible!

[@_chew_]

"I don't care what the government does." Dude, you ARE the government.

[@Lethal_Spoon]

paarthurnax being called stupid ghost was the first part that made me audibly laugh lol

[@RS250Squid]

Big Jarl Ballin'!

[@DanteVerde-pt9zc]

He be Ballin Swag!

[@RS250Squid]

He's lord of the rings

[@The-Plaguefellow]

He's got the new Forgis on the Jarl He's gonna rule till the Bloody Bottoms is underneath...

[@SashaMarchenko05]

This Esbern's "Niiiice" always gets me. Perfect, but we still have so much to do, like a bards college and side quests. Also we still have the DLCs, and then other games, like fallout 4 ;)

[@baron3904]

The Dark Brotherhood quest was the best of the bunch. Happy Mother's Day!

[@President_Pudding]

"you chose the wrong time to lose a loved one" by Talos! You didn't have to drop that line!!!

[@McPlayer8t]

This is basically 26 minutes of Septimus Signus.

[@fisch6912]

"It's a good game and always has been."

[@Lydia_housecarl-gq4mm]

"crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy" "crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy" -Vacation in paris (pantea) 2024

[@Feirund]

I'd just like to say, I loved your videos on this mod by far the most out of anyone that I've seen cover it. You have a very good balance of showcasing the best of it and your reactions to it (mostly the rapturous laughter) really add to the experience. I honestly found it more enjoyable to watch your videos than to actually try the mod myself (though it is a ton of fun don't get me wrong). I'll be sitting in the corner and hoping that someday we see you do the DLC questlines as well, I can only imagine how funny those will be. Regardless, thanks a lot for all the laughs.

[@JoyFetters]

"Thanks, shovel!" always makes me laugh... xD I will absolutely start using that in real life.

[@NklasMonster]

An absoluetely comedically perfect series. Thank you for putting all this nonsense and stuff into a comprehensible and engaging videos/series.

[@NajotSkelmir-bn8me]

Niiice! I fookin love this mod. Damn good job formerly blue

[@MsLenepigen]

“BASIC” 😂🤣😂 Most insulting dragon name.