THE BEST OF R/DONTDEADOPENINSIDE

[@Cheeslor]

0:01 For those who don’t know the first one is meant to say “Sorry We Apologize, ice machine is broken, no ice for drinks” I don’t know how they fucked it up that bad though

[@vicious_cycle]

'Ice machine is broken, no ice for drinks, sorry we apologize' It would have been more legible if they swapped the papers

[@auserwitha404]

@@vicious_cycle I agree

[@iamaslimeuwu]

Tbh, some of these are people forcing it cause its super evident how you are suppose to read it and you would read it correctly if it wasnt for the context of the subreddit

[@masonhawes3468]

I mean, to be fair, "Make a Take a Memory Selfie" does actually sound like something a tourist trap would use as their catchphrase.

[@LuxTheDemigirl]

Home Alone 2, a shop named Duncan's Toy Chest. Except it looks like Duncan's Toy Chest

[@kleptomaniakrow]

nice pfp

[@iamthestonks1652]

Cannot I this be online chronically saw I after this seconds 47 …

[@SilentDragon871]

We all are brother

[@frowner_and_co]

Its designed this way

[@masonsaccount]

Me too! Lol! I am on the internet like, 24/7 😂😂😂 Edit: 4 likes, MOM IM FAMOUS!!!

[@Scarbonara_]

ONE OF US -

[@ChargedCreeper462]

One of us

[@politemenace5781]

10:07 I love how unhinged Jack is

[@PatshraygKawlinse-o4b]

Same

[@CorneliaJurisic]

Me to Ausie ausie oi oi.

[@Idontcarelolll]

“Sorry we apologize no ice for drinks ice machine is broken”

[@Scarbonara_]

12:16 GoodGood, the evil cousin of DougDoug and 12:47 ParkPark is Parkzer as DougDoug in another universe

[@OmNom-mz5zz]

Can we get a drunk narrative description of the sub reddit a April fools thing

[@Ben_B_Artist]

0:37 "working like a sucker and blaming the wrong people"

[@DatGuy12345]

When i saw the subreddit name i managed to read something like "dont be a penis inside" 💀

[@KindHeartedGoat]

🗣 🗣 🗣 STAND HONG WITH KONG

[@baller7110]

🔥 🗣️ ‼️

[@DangerDodo-h2z]

🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@omnipotin5867]

32:01 O great Kenny the Editor, I beseech thee: What foul markings dost thou mask for the sake of thine EmKay viewers?

[@VanLee-nf6tk]

You know about six or so years ago I used to doomscroll these sorts of subreddits all the time. I quit reddit altogether those years ago. But I've caught myself watching all of this guys content now. There is no escape...

[@Ben_B_Artist]

better to have such content curated and drip fed than be there live to comment and get sad. Which is why I love it when they cover tumblr. I know if I browsed tumblr daily, it'd piss me off but there are some absolute gems on there and I'm glad someone sifts throught the shite to bring me the best bits.

[@devanshsrivastava3171]

8:52 To the guy who made that.. Who hurt you so bad in your noggin?

[@129140163]

14:03 This one looks like Welsh at a glance. 😂

[@ZytraOfTheZombieVariety]

1:51 What it says : “Welcome to my world love ❤️❤️” What the baby sees : nothing, babies can barely see

[@WeakestDiva]

The gift one broke my brain bro 😭😭😭

[@Somerandomguyinthecomments]

Actually, santa controls every shipping company

[@xakcisx]

The thumbnail got me confused for a few minutes before realizing it says stand with Hong Kong 😭

[@aphilosophicalnaturalist6245]

I read it the wrong way too, even though I grew up in Hong Kong.

[@xakcisx]

@aphilosophicalnaturalist6245 lol, when I saw the KZbin notification, I was stuck on the thumbnail for like a few minutes and when I got it I clicked the video lol!

[@xakcisx]

@aphilosophicalnaturalist6245 wait, since you're from Hong Kong. can you explain the picture context if you mind? It's okay if you don't wanna! Thanks!

[@SKE-v8y]

0:03 sorry we apologize ice machine is broken no ice for drinks

[@YIFFME-OwO]

Holy crap posted six minutes ago, I'm never this early. Love y'all at Emkay ❤

[@texasmerc85]

Yoda sayings are these

[@theboyfriendfromfnfreal]

What people read it as: "DON'T DEAD" 🤔 "OPEN INSIDE" 🚪 What it's meant to be: "DON'T OPEN" 🙅‍♀️ "DEAD INSIDE" 💀 (dead refers to zombies) 🧟‍♂️ *insert pvz zombie sound*

[@lunacoco7597]

I love this form of Reddit

[@Gabriella-o7e]

47:10 sophigion sounds like a rom hack pokemon

[@austintea]

14:00 anti racism post featuring almost exclusively white men, incredible

[@IdkJustadandysworldfan]

9:15 new favorite quote

[@Ben_B_Artist]

25:10 and the one after are the duality of this sub. One is a perfectly fine bit of text that some karma farming idiot has seen and thought "TeXt NoT oN hOrIzOnTaL LiNe", and the next is actually completely fucked up.

[@Ryder69420]

Stand Hong with Kong What 😂

[@danielthemangrande]

wow the fact that i remember the door that says don't dead open inside with the chains around it.

[@WQW3808]

I just so happened to check the channel as this was posted

[@brickpuncher1429]

Its pronounced Don Key-Ho-Teh at 7:29 for anyone curious

[@ActionYakPolice]

we pass by Uranus every year on vacation and the one time I finally convinced my parents to stop it was raining and it was pretty disappointing. I don't remember the flying spaghetti monster or museum so maybe that's a newer picture and they've upgraded since then. (it's a tourist trap in Missouri centered around the joke "haha Uranus sounds like your anus butt joke")

[@Corvus__]

47:12 Kinda sounds like a greek pokemon to me! Is there a region based on Greece?

[@Tayef-bq2lk]

What is the halfway point and I'm starting to forget how the how to read.

[@DarlingDynamo]

9:28 this is driving me insane only people who have never played alien isolation read it that way together tomorrow is the company from the games slogan it's together tomorrow=no future

[@dr.bright6272]

4:41 shouldn't it say "working together the power of women"? That means even if it was read the way they meant it it's still in the weong order.

[@Ottermageguy]

Or “the power of women working together”?

[@NbNgMOD]

It could be read as Working together; the power of women

[@kichikitsu]

48:33 - those are song titles from la dispute!! nobody not even the rain + such small hands.

[@xX-Alpha-Male-Xx]

Put the fries in the bag blud

[@vilact0]

6:04 that's travis and jason kelce. They're brothers.

[@paxtonplayz2659]

Is crazy this sub

[@miomip]

15:39 Why does Jesus look like Rasputin?

[@joshuabergman3292]

THE OF BEST R/DONTDEADOPENINSIDE

[@Been104]

My neighbor’s biblically accurate tree

[@Devin-y9r]

7:05 sounds like spamton g spamton

[@PersonWhopersons-u9g]

i stand hong with kong

[@finalities]

I am nearby.

[@оІІәН]

7:35 Dawn Key-ho-Tea

[@iwilluberyourenemys]

"in the forest i go, i lose my mind and find my soul." - random wall graffiti (probably made by a drunk person)

[@4eyedcatRallys]

NOOO.... NO JOBS 😢😢😢😢

[@almonpista]

Don't DEA dopen inside

[@macdeus2601]

"Gods are not children for sale." What's so hard to understand about that sentence?

[@enderwolfie8393]

11:18 okay but that's not supposed to be read all together? there's spaces for you to fill in the information.

[@angelshallneverrise]

19:50 it says FREE FURNITURE APP [it deserves to be in r/ihadastroke]

[@King-n00bi3]

People are getting lazy, they don’t even try to find something hard to understand, they just post anything that isn’t written left to right, even if it clearly is separated.

[@PJtheCharizard]

why | these are | typed half | like of | this

[@nebulan]

But what about when we DON'T prosecute some criminals?

[@franzi6093]

18:38 jerma reference jerma reference jerma

[@homersimpsonthesamuria]

9:45 my art is how I make love honey ;)

[@glassteamug]

World! Hello

[@Ottermageguy]

How is this one wrong? 10:53

[@NbNgMOD]

Nothing really. Most of this subreddit is picky anyways, so no need to delve deep into anything

[@piercethephoenix517]

yooooo wsp :3

[@Dumanimations32]

Hi guys,I'm existing and early playing dandys world

[@MacTechG4]

ORWELL SMASH!

[@Kittneyy]

don't purple open inside

[@billcipher1212]

really wish you would cut out duplicates when youre doing these compilations

[@Tiny_smith]

is it bad i can read all these?

[@smugfrog8111]

"No one wants to"? Then stop passing laws.

[@j-type6275]

hello

[@MrLoew-bf2he]

I feel like signs were made using AI.

[@kaitlynjohnson873]

This is just terrible. Do people nowadays not realize that you can *gasp* separate a text vertically and when you do so you read the left column first and then the right. Because it really seems like a lot of people are context illiterate

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 2090 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

[@PatrickRatman]

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

[@NbNgMOD]

Not even a funny joke

[@DarlingDynamo]

​@NbNgMOD its some thing one of the narrators said (Jack or robin I think)

[@dnactive1014]

everone in the year PI withought the decimal point XXX (not a bot) aka everyone year in pi withought place

[@SimpleStuff3000]

wow

[@theominouspigeon]

l read this comment wrong

[@luccaaiken2137]

emkay PLEASE go back to the black background

[@GEMV_Entertainment]

made in 1 minute les goo

[@hopecookies1935]

I this hate subreddit.

[@phoenixcoolbaugh8170]

My cat click on this video

[@XiaWang-eb6gm]

Lmao

[@CorneliaJurisic]

Who write Jesus stuff on a truck very strang.

[@reganregan2760]

Day 41/100 of commenting "grilled cheese" on videos

[@nicholasbizier9234]

1,821 views in 19 minutes so sad to see bro fall off😭

[@matthewelliott7294]

🍅

[@MainBreaker573]

37th

[@FFUNYMANN]

Sogmar

[@Wh1t4f0r3est]

Hi Robin (atleast i think thats you)

[@nicothiel1709]

Yoo im early :D

[@ImAdictedToCoff33]

Sa sa Le le (those who know type your answer)

[@doomtitanmaksym]

impossibly early

[@xX_theonewhoknocks_Xx]

wow, only 1 view in 22 seconds? EmKay really fell off smh

[@matthewelliott7294]

🍅

[@parappa_rappa199]

EARLY

[@lumppio6025]

first