The Beverly Hills Ninja Sequel No One Knows About (Dancing Ninja) (Movie Nights) (ft.

David Hasselhoff and the kid from High School Musical in...the sequel to Beverly Hills Ninja?
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[@maugos]

I know right? Hasselhoff really does make a great comedic actor. Wish he did more of this kind of thing.

[@gracekim25]

Well he was in the spongebob movie does that count?😜

[@nomduclavier]

I AM NOT DESPI-SED

[@kimberly6663]

I love that this was such a nothing movie that you had to entertain yourselves with a giant Steven Seagal tangent just to get through the review lol

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

"I AM NOT DESPISE-ED!" Makes me happy and I vow to try to work it into my vernacular.

[@seanmatyas3938]

During Guitar Heros huge boom there was a Guitar Hero concert during half time at a football game. 29,000 people stared blankly as a bunch of teenagers played plastic instruments to good songs...well I say 29,000 has in reality most of us said "fuck this" and went inside for half time.

[@ToruKun1]

They could've got Will Sasso from MadTV to play Steven Seagal in this movie

[@mogensschmidt2498]

Good point

[@Tareltonlives]

People should edit this film into just the scenes of Hasselhoff parodying himself

[@jonothanthrace1530]

I love how much Allison and Phelous make each other laugh, it's so charming.

[@onekthmatt]

Woah, weird coincidence. My friend and I had been putting watching this off for months, and watched it the day you uploaded it. The best part about that chick being credited as "DDR Girl" is that Pump It Up is a legit game, not even just a fictional knock-off. They essentially throw shade at their own product placement.

[@Canadamus_Prime]

The Ninja-style Dancer is insulted by this movie.

[@Tareltonlives]

That's because THAT is a funny joke!

[@KasumiRINA]

13:42 THAT'S THE CARROT GIVEN TO HIM BY BAT'KA LUKASHENKO, Belarus president-for-life, formerly known as the last dictator of Europe. The most pathetic thing about Seagal isn't him being out of shape or making poor movies - which most actions stars past their prime do - it's being a shill for various lowly dictators while claiming to be super secret CIA assassin trainer overlord or soemthing. He became the definition of pathetic.

[@thepandicorn3529]

I literally yelled "my save'" seconds before Phelan did

[@zadehgenerous8279]

"We've tried nothing and we're all our of ideas."

[@TemmiePlays]

That;'s not DDR, thats PUI - Pump it up - KOrean DDR. You can tell because the arrows have the diagonals.

[@planescaped]

Richard Ayoade and Garth Merenghi... Nice. It's still weird seeing these once hidden treasure shows getting popularity.Hopefully Snuff Box gets some much needed love.

[@thenightrider2121]

You know, since Liu Kang was in the original Beverly Hills Ninja and Mitch had to deal with Shang Tsung in that one episode of Baywatch, the NEXT Beverly Hills Ninja movie should have Siro: THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER in it.

[@helldog3105]

Ahhh. Pump it Up. Andamiro's response to Konami's DDR. It's actually pretty fun. Sadly not represented here very well. There's some pretty interesting music in Pump it Up, and it's still pretty popular in various rhythm game groups and they continue to release new versions to this day. I used to be okay at it, but now I'm old and out of shape and can't play any more.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

N8tehNotGr8 mishaps in gaming Wow! Really? Can't believe a Discount DDR used in a belated shit sequel exists!

[@TemmiePlays]

it's only in Korea...so yeah. And it's not discount DDR.. it came out in 99. same year as DDR. 5 arrows, much harder. DDR is kinda crappy next to PUI.

[@drakkenmensch]

What really irks me whenever a DDR/Pump It Up scene is done in a movie or TV show is that dancing skill is always shown to be the ultimate way to win at these games when in fact dancing as if you were on a dance floor would be a MASSIVE DETRIMENT to your performance. This is the reason why actual rock musicians always fail horribly at playing the Guitar Hero version of their OWN SONGS.

[@vabvaab]

david hasselhoff being the least terrible part of something... what a time to be alive.

[@randalgraves6979]

Germans Love David Hasselhoff.

[@Kaefer1973]

@ Randal Graves Germans love cars and he used to be in a series with a talking car. But nowadays his popularity isn't exactly at an all time high in Germany either.

[@randalgraves6979]

Food

[@MisfitSlacker]

It does almost look worth it for Hasselhoff. His clips were actually funny.

[@drakkenmensch]

3:10 Is that the SAME WIG as Kate Mara from Fant4stic?!?

[@robertolie6798]

Small fact: The DDR knock-off is a real company. As in it's a knock-off DDR made by a Korean company called Andamiro. Lots of entertainment companies from other East Asian countries like Taiwan n Korea does that barely legal trademark thing where they modify the pads and steps mechanics of Bemani/Konami arcades and profit off it cos Konami's profit sharing scheme(which gives newer machines internet connection and capability to unlock songs) is apparently bullsh*t and most local arcade have trouble dealing with Konami. Anw that knock-off(Pump It Up) is now way more popular in my home country than DDR (I'm from Indonesia) and I believe in South East Asia that's been the case with the exception of Singapore where the otaku culture+spending capabilities is really strong.

[@TheMaestroso]

You know the studio didn't care about using Asian cultures in this, because the rice bowl that gets thrown with the Farce has chopsticks jabbed into it. That's what they do for a funeral.

[@Fanimati0n]

I feel like this is movie's inception came about by shuffling a couple different film scripts together like a deck of cards.

[@drakkenmensch]

20:39 That sex scene is ALMOST as convincing as the reward sex from Ride to Hell Retribution.

[@stevemcquark]

Dark Place, Al and Gangrel in one episode? what a time to be alive!

[@jamesoblivion]

"It's unfortunate that they don't follow up on this, because it's the main plot." These are the kinds of inept movies, and succinct criticisms, that keep me tuned to Movie Nights.

[@thegirlleastlikelyto]

If you get a chance, please check out 'Food Boy'.... It stars the main guy from this (incest brother from HSM) and it is hilariously bad. His superpower is... Food comes out of his hands. There is a GLORIOUS scene where a slice of bread just slides out of his hand. I'd love to see you guys rip it apart.

[@gracekim25]

Incest? What?😅 oh you mean the song thing being romantic……riiight um he’s actually into guys but Disney wouldn’t let him date guys so…um but yeah 😅

[@IncoherentMoron]

i just want to point out that this movie is so devoid of originality that they just straight up reused the "Kung Fool" tagline from Beverly Hills Ninja

[@papaedda]

13:00 much underrated appearance of the Hoff's daughter

[@danielleharris6668]

The lead actor was Conner Kent in Smallville

[@skykid3000]

Seagal: "I'M NOT EDGE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Good acting wath forbidden by the Undertaker, hehheheheheheheh.

[@CommanderZx2]

This movie reminds me a lot of Dragonball: Evolution.

[@goufr3540]

Was thinking that same thing to, but its like either a DBE knock-off or budget title.

[@CommanderZx2]

Also reminds me a lot of another rubbish movie called Bulletproof Monk (2003), ever seen that one?

[@IbunWest]

I got the same feeling. I think it's because the lead kind of looks like Goku in DBE and plays a wimply character that becomes a bad ass kung fu master.

[@CartoonTriper]

Same here

[@BeeEmDoubleU]

Also, elements of this movie are ripping off Scott Pilgrim. Like the Dance Dance Revolution and the speed lines. Plus it came out in 2010, right around the time Scott came out too.

[@quincyrich5817]

I lost it at the Gangrel part 😂😂😂

[@shiro5684]

thanks for the video lupa and Phelan

[@tilarium2]

Having recently found your channel I'm in the process of watching everything and Holy Shinto your top is sparkly!

[@ChosenJuana]

Beverly Hills Ninja my favorite movie of all time

[@mogensschmidt2498]

Christian bale favorite to

[@Skreezilla]

omg poor Gangrell when he spoke he lost all his heat :p such a happy vampire

[@MrSammichMANOMNOMNOM]

You call him the "Incest Brother"... but that character was as blatantly gay as Disney thought would pass at the time. Even as a not-quite-cognizant-of-sexuality babby forced to watch those movies because my big sister wanted to, I got those vibes.

[@AllisonPregler]

He was constantly auditioning for romantic roles with his sister, so.....

[@MrSammichMANOMNOMNOM]

I think that was more about them both wanting the spotlight rather than wanting to kiss their sibling. They could've done that privately whenever they wanted, and not bring up questions about it.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Movie Nights Sabuu!!! Wabuu's loser cousin!

[@ColetheAero]

Maybe he was gay FOR his sister . . . wait?

[@jasongretencord3326]

Most of the slow-motion effects are so stupid!

[@Polycomical]

Thumb up for using a clip from Darkplace alone. But this is a great review too!

[@kristianfischer9814]

I vaguely remember you reviewing that TV flick where Hasselhof played Nick Fury, but I guess that must have been on OLP?

[@dunes8817]

That was more of a failed pilot, I think.

[@ikillomega]

Allison and Phelan, watching the hard shit so we don't have to. Please try to survive "Computer Beach Party". If you dare...

[@BloodrealmX]

I haven't seen either movie, but just seeing these clips kind of makes me want a movie about Robin Shu stalking David Hasselhoff.

[@Tareltonlives]

I would totally watch that

[@Tareltonlives]

Mitch Buchanon doesn't just save drowning victims-he saves horrible movies too

[@98.11Deet]

"Hey I see you've got the T-200 split level, barber grade printing press! These came out about the time I was printing leaflets for the Shave the Whales campaign!"

[@jnwestray78]

Garth Merengie Dark Place reference for the win!!!

[@atlanime]

26:04 DAMMIT! I'M JOHNNY CAGE!

[@pr0t34n]

The DDR boyfriend is 1/2 of the Property Brothers. Good to know that house flipping and renovation was just another in a series of attempts to get famous

[@ken131]

Wow, you guys were working hard back in October

[@c-puff]

He was suppose to be gay in High School Musical, but Disney told the actor and director "no". Which is partially why he's singing romance songs with his sister in the first movie. I think? (Nah it's still weird.)

[@gracekim25]

Yeah

[@mostlymattmostly6424]

DDR is the biggest part of The FP and that movie will *never* get old. What's a town with no ducks?

[@mitchellhedden1978]

Love your top.

[@seanmatyas3938]

I will say there probably was DDR concerts considering one time during half time they had a Rock Band concert.

[@DiarraHarris]

Wait, they made a sequel to this? Of course they did.

[@tahustvedt]

The Hoff was great in the Spongebob movie.

[@moomoof8720]

So this is kung fu panda but if it sucked....also now i want a kung fu panda with david hasselhoff as the villain

[@Tareltonlives]

YES

[@c0ketehwhale]

I wonder if you cut some of these fight dance scenes into DBZ Evolution, would anyone notice?

[@Seanatonin]

The Hoff is feared, yet awesome.

[@chronohellraiser]

Ah Garth Marenghi reference! Nice touch. ^^

[@goufr3540]

I know, its been forever since I have seen it, but was among my fave series.

[@MrKingkez]

Wow that was weird for me at the 10 minuet mark as the background music just made me think of akuba games.

[@poohbear01x48]

I loved Beverly Hills Ninja as a kid... It's still one of my favorite guilty-pleasure movies. Like you guys said, Chris Farley isn't that great in the movie. But it is such a good movie overall, and it has some utterly hilarious scenes. I know I'm going to forget a scene when I mention this as my favorite scene, but anytime I think of Beverly Hills Ninja I think of Chris Farley accidentally killing the used car dealer guy with hallucinogenic mushrooms

[@brendakrieger7000]

Love the Hoff😍

[@ShayLaLaLooHoo]

Having watched Hasselhoff's "Hooked on a Feeling" scene, I'm here to tell you that it's great! but don't let it convince you that the rest of the movie is watchable. Thanks.

[@kelpymckelps]

Is this the one where food comes out his hands?

[@thejasonlundgren]

19:19-19:21 Phealous' O face!

[@gregmark1688]

This would have been a really great idea for a kid-friendly take on the classic Drunken Master. But, it wasn't that.

[@FarelForever]

I actually saw Beverly Hills Ninja !!!!!! ...wow, now I feel old!

[@captainimagination1110]

Phelous are you a huge fan of Disney's Gargoyles and Darkwing Duck? Also do you hate M.Night Shamyalan's The Last Airbender and are you a big fan of the Avatar The Last Airbender cartoon?

[@gracekim25]

😊yeah he’s a fan of Darkwing

[@shiv2nite]

knight rider 2000 is a good hasselhoff tv movie if you're still looking for something to fill that hoff shaped hole in your movie reviews. "good" in the sense of what you would expect.

[@rorylumley4727]

the trailer to this movie used preeffects shots

[@pvtjhon]

I've never watched your shows before but holy shit this opening is fucking awesome. Is there a video of just your theme song? 9:13 HAHAHAHAHA YES! YES! YES!

[@trinidadbotello9906]

Hey Allison, i saw Manos The Hands of Fate (the MST3K Episode of it) and it was horrible.

[@SpeedyEric1]

I only saw clips of Beverly Hills Ninja from on TV to in internet videos, but after seeing this review, I really should watch it from start to finish. And we all thought The Hoff wouldn't get any lower than he got in Anaconda 3. 9:31- They also did this in Tank Girl. 11:34- Insert clip of The Cinema Snob saying "Really?" here. 14:50- At least it would have been better than that Taco Bell commercial promoting 1998's Godzilla. 16:31- Guardians of the Galaxy, this is not. The "getting powers while getting horny" thing should only belong in superhero porn parodies, not actual films. 27:06- Reminds me of Kate Mara's wig in Fant4stic.

[@thenodfather7790]

It seems "The Hoff" was only in it as there would be no interest if not.

[@RaccoonRevolution]

Instead of not Steven Seagal, they should have gotten Rob Van Dam and *pretended* it was Jean Claude Van Damme

[@tonygrillo3885]

Taco Bell Dog!!!! LMAO

[@spikejr3113jr]

Um what about linkaras ninja style dancer.

[@CartoonTriper]

I think Bollywood would make a better version of this

[@rainbowthrustars]

Your intro song is the best song on KZbin.. just saying. Is there a longer version of it too?

[@AllisonPregler]

skitch.bandcamp.com/album/tonights-feature-presentation-theme-to-movie-nights

[@rainbowthrustars]

@@AllisonPregler Ah that is awesome. Thx a bunch for the link :)

[@jonothanthrace1530]

Is that Patricia Tallman as the newswoman? If so, she deserves so much better.

[@BobbinandGuidoShow]

Omg...guys... guysguysguys... david hasselhoff should make Godfrey Ho movies!!!

[@Tareltonlives]

YES

[@randalgraves6979]

This movie was made by Germany 🇩🇪 Because “ Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff”.

[@gracekim25]

Holy shit it’s RYAN! 😮 and you guys know about HSM, yay!😊 5.2.23

[@dresdenbogtrotter8951]

Who wants to get naked & start the revolution?

[@DiarraHarris]

I know it looks bad horrible even and yet...I'm a bit intrigued in seeing it.

[@theadamblock]

DARKPLACE!!!

[@noahasencio8589]

Hi 👋

[@user-dw5ns8ul3k]

19:57 I never thought I will see this kind plot outside of Japanese Animes...

[@ecojosh1]

If Richard Karn made a ninja movie, I would see it.

[@greenkoopa]

No way

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

Please review the Darkman trilogy.

[@floydlooney6837]

apparently DDR is still a thing in Asia

[@joseknavarro]

6 years after this video was posted, so this comment is probably gonna fall on deaf eyes, but that's not DDR. And it's not a weird bootleg either. It's Pump It Up, a different but equally popular dancing game that's a direct competitor to DDR. It's legit. Actually, at my local Round 1 Arcades, Pump It Up machines are actually more popular than the DDR ones! I see more people on Pump It Up than on DDR, both six years ago, and even to this day!

[@Mrdope1978]

Allison looking haaawt!

[@SunyCartoons]

David Hassellhoff's storyline is far more interesting than the main character's tbh

[@Cycl0id]

Dean Learner? It beggars belief!

[@LegionIscariot]

Robin Shou was the best part of Beverly Hills Ninja for me.

[@mogensschmidt2498]

And Chris farley

[@rmeddy]

This is the first I'm hearing of this film, I remember liking the first Why didn't get another overweight actor that was the whole premise of the original

[@Paris_Lavender]

As an HSM fan, I could see how you would think he's into his sister. But in the sequels it's pretty clear he's not into her. And them auditioning for romantic leads I think has more to do with the fact that there are very few musicals whose leads are not romantically involved.

[@ariels3372]

ITS FAT NINJA THE COMIC BOOK I REMBER THAT IN THE 89DS

[@rickykeim2005]

Steven Segal is still making Movies and He Barely Moves in some of them.

[@missmoanypants]

Ive never seen High School Musical so I always assumed that boy was the girl’s token gay friend.

[@gracekim25]

Well you’re half correct 😂 although Disney didn’t allow him to date Chad