The Biggest Market in Troieshchyna. 🇺🇦

After what seemed like days of searching the so called "dangerous hood" we finally stumble upon the infamous Troieshchyna Market. Home to famous rappers such as Alyona Alyona got started selling purses and shoes in a booth owned by a Chinese guy there. Now there is a huge amount of diversity ranging from Vietnamese to Central Asian sellers mixed along with the Ukrainians. Watch our final video together in Troieshchyna with ‪@baldandbankrupt‬ as we hunt for the world's most hidden bowl of Vietnamese noodles.
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[@baldandbankrupt]

Welcome to another episode of 'End Bald's Career'. I'm scared to watch it to see what things you didn't delete from our conversations ) Was a fun trip to Troeschina. Look forward to more adventures in the future. Edit: Yes I did refer to myself in the third person. Edit 2: That ending with the music on the tram home. Brought a tear to my eye, not gonna lie.

[@ZechsMerquise73]

You looked like you were Neo trying to see the holes in the simulation at 22:05

[@vladsky44]

Enjoy St. Peterburg lol

[@ptak223]

u didnt gave us a single video on 2 channels from 1 month, get back to work lad

[@samsonkjoseph6087]

Long since you posted on your Vlog brother.....paitiently awaiting thereof......thank you Benjamin...

[@victorb3589]

Hey bald, you must to contact with Super Sus. He might to show you Kyiv, that you never seen before

[@bradfoster1864]

Johnny and Bald should just buy a Lada and tour all of Ukraine together. Would be epic.

[@michaelnj700]

Good idea, mate!

[@mykolapotyuk1582]

Better zaz tavria!

[@s1rl1am56]

Better hope one of them is mechanically minded then :)

[@cowboyfromnorway1441]

Hvorfor kjøre Landa hvis man kan være glad da 🤠?

[@jasonharryphotog]

Horse and cart or one moped

[@thedarkman06]

I love how this is now a bald n bankrupt channel just with better upload rate lol

[@aleksandrvakulenko1383]

Exactly

[@VictoryStudios2012]

Johnny is the goat. Lol

[@Borkowsky1990]

Glad for this collaboration to be fair. Even daily bald is dead now. Its a bit uncomfortable not to see the best KZbin channel. Love our Ben with passion.

[@billbauer9795]

This trades quantity for quality.

[@APX1138]

I think they have an arrangement.

[@heavenlyhashbrown1]

I completely LOST it at 20:18 - "Eff you too, you cheeky bugger!". That was totally unexpected. Still laughing.

[@AK-gx4fh]

i was loling my ass off that same moment

[@bacchusman8451]

Producer - Bald Costume Designer - Bald Director - Bald Screenwriter - Bald Production Designer - Bald Art Director - Bald Cinematographer - Johnny Editor - Johnny

[@baldandbankrupt]

Sex symbol attracting the 3% - Bald

[@user-mf5ue6rc5n]

@@baldandbankrupt 3 % Babushkas

[@maureenalder8905]

Big hugs from 3% Bald 💋

[@pavlofromukraine]

-Where are you from? -England -India? -England. -India? -England -Ingla? -America:DDD -Ahhhh, America, alright.

[@Doriamo]

That was hilarious!

[@pavlofromukraine]

when someone walks with a camera and shoots a video in such places, people think that this is another test or check from the government . But when it do American and a British, who speak Russian, I’m even afraid to imagine what’s in their heads.

[@cryptosaurus777]

By the way, the richest man in Vietnam, Pham Nyat Vyong, organized his first business in Ukraine, it was instant noodles, known as "mivina", in 2010, he sold his company to the multinational corporation Nestlé for $ 150 million. As of 2021, Forbes estimated his net worth at $ 9 billion... It is not only in America that an emigrant can become a billionaire. )

[@deanjamieson7814]

The dude at 3:05 is eating Bacardi noodles never seen that before hahaha

[@Papa_Baphomet]

haha, no wonder Mivina became so crappy after 2010

[@fukgoogole2]

@@Papa_Baphomet damned Nestle they ruin everything

[@MrRaptrance]

This is like the secret way to watch Bald and Bankrupt

[@chictown]

My favorite part is watching Ben avoid spending any money.

[@YodaPagoda]

My best friends here in the USA were Vietnamese, and it's neat to see a Vietnamese restaurant in a Ukrainian marketplace. You and Bald are having wonderful adventures in Kyiv! Stay safe, Johnny!

[@rover5788]

Asian people are everywhere in the world even in the most remote places.

[@death2putin718]

Well we now know what Bald looks like when he’s in a pissy mood

[@gooblio]

Bald is just trying to stop Johnny from giggling at everything like a 12 year old girl. Haha haha hahaha ha hahahaha ha ha hahahaha ha hahahaha.

[@death2putin718]

@@gooblio he’s Bald’s 12yo girl

[@smikejasper4461]

True! There was Bald being railroaded into a lunch he clearly didn't want while sweet, naïve Johnny desperately tried to steer him away from shouting about dog meat at the top of his voice. Not their best day but a great video! :-))

[@marlajacques6947]

I steer clear of moody men! Especially while traveling, yikes

[@kvazi83]

Best team ever back in business! Funny, when vietnamese guy talking to Johny in english and he respond in russian. One more year in Kiev and Johny will switch to ruglish, and in a while will be fluent like Mr.Bald :)

[@megaotstoy]

chances are high he will switch to Surjik instead ))

[@scarface3291]

Wow Johnny and Bald know who Rate My Takeaway are! that's class. Greetings from Yorkshire Johnny

[@baldandbankrupt]

Right lads today we're off to Burnley to try a bloody lovely bap that's rated best in north east - said in northern accent

[@scarface3291]

@@baldandbankrupt 🤣🤣 aye tha’s rate wi that en

[@johndatsun8714]

@@baldandbankrupt Burnley is in the North West.

[@davidmeland5440]

Bald can never make fun of Simon again after complaining about food for 3 videos. Find him a Bloody Mackies already Johnny!

[@zoebiehl439]

I thought the same!

[@dylanorick]

I would have never expected to see danny in the middle of this. Good on you for plugging him.

[@andriyzas1995]

Troeschyna is a cult place for making music videos, mostly in `Gopnik` style. Гриби - Тает лёд (Ice is melting), 240 mln views MØ - Kamikaze, 74 mln views Nothing But Thieves - Amsterdam, 22 mln views OrelSan - Basique, 90 mln views Rudimental - Never Let You Go Charli XCX - «White Mercedes» FOALS - What Went Down Paolo Nutini - Iron Sky VIU VIU - Малонала

[@dannydoc9464]

Love you both the mongol and the mongoloid Lol😂 peace.... You're not just vloggers, you're absolute entertainer! Kudos to you JohnnyFD and the legend (Bald & Bankrupt)!

[@deborahcrawford5205]

Bless you Johnny - Bald is being a bit of a crab.

[@Doriamo]

His grumpiness level was off the charts in this vid lol

[@sdow.]

Man just wanted a good meal😂

[@mmeade9402]

15:58 lmao the caption says you ordered "two bad bowels" died laughing at that after Balds interlude about getting the runs a few minutes earlier

[@acrossthepond4792]

Thank you, Johnny. You are always so interesting and informative and you find the good in everything you come across, which makes all your videos pleasant to watch.

[@vincentshellard1273]

Love both jonny and bald's channels ,but together you make it even better......never thought i would find walking through a Ukrainian market interesting ,but you two make it awesome......could watch this all day 😁.

[@fuzzo73]

11:15 "How'd you know who's English?" -- "I can smell the mustard on you" WTF Johnny lmao!

[@slavablazer9858]

Love the series of you and Bald together!

[@Nobuxia]

Bald and Johnny with another upload. Love it!

[@Nobuxia]

@@johnmcafee9663 I'm not sure. Maybe it's to place the attention on Johnny's channel

[@markgriffiths6988]

@@johnmcafee9663 According to his instagram he's on a train journey across Russia so fingers crossed he's filming that and will upload soon. I think he's becoming more selective with his uploading anyway

[@kismetau]

@@johnmcafee9663 don’t worry he’ll be uploading real soon. He took the summer off.

[@stevelane3154]

Oh god that was hilarious watching Bald sulk outside the noodle shop 😂😂 Love your work Johnny!

[@pinkflamingo8088]

Great to see the two buddies again. Thanks for treating us to your entertainment.

[@simi6152]

Johnny I'm glad to see that Bald is still hanging out with you!

[@peterbogdan9176]

Really enjoy it when you two are hanging out

[@trinewestbyejrgensen4838]

I absolutely love how Johnny laughes through the entire videos.

[@leenobody3249]

Best videos for ages👍 thanks fellas .

[@dennisboy2001]

Great video again Johnny! It’s always nice getting a new video from you, also hope you keep uploading with bald and bankrupt :)

[@GraveTalkswithShannonScott]

You guys make great team. Johnny fills in the history and cultural commentary nicely. Looking forward to much more!

[@jeffsea6490]

*Enjoyable video, you guys are innocently hilarious ! Thx for sharing Johnny & Bald* 👍

[@maureenalder8905]

Totally agree with you Jeff 👍

[@blakewaddell8879]

Love your videos because it portrays how the places really are and also your real reactions.. a lot of fake reviews on KZbin in order to not offend.. but I think it gives me a better idea of what to expect once in able to travel by showing us reality.. thanks for the great videos

[@Slavdya]

When you in Kyiv as a tourist, you'll never go to the Troeschinsky Market. I am living in Kyiv for 17 years and have never been there, because i don't need it, when you can bought everything in usual stores or in the Internet. Such videos are simply filmed for the hype and clickbate. No more.

[@nightcrawleroriginal]

Great walk around Johnny, enjoyed the tour thanks. :) NC

[@cranwell5481]

I enjoy the dynamic between you two. I wish Bald would make a couple videos with you, Johnny. You deserve more views and subscribers. He should be exposing you to his fan base.

[@truepercula]

What is great about these videos is this is how actual traveling is like. Not this other KZbinrs that go on wild adventure after adventure.

[@amviciouso]

Bald should upload more. Not for the money but just for the subscribers to watch interesting Topics and not to mention those conversation with strangers.

[@baldandbankrupt]

Currently crossing Russia and videos will be coming.

[@justinko]

@@baldandbankrupt 🙏

[@amviciouso]

Looking forward 👏🏽🙏

[@Al_Dee]

Johnny just adds a whole new dimension to these crazy ass vids 👍

[@Al_Dee]

Disclaimer- this coment was b4 diarrea scene

[@yeahme8367]

Loving the content glad bald introduced me to your channel

[@JohnnyFD]

Welcome aboard!

[@bodypositiv6566]

Ben has got tired of this country, got tired of this mission, got tired of all these strange people. He counts days to come back to London and meet Ms Moneypenny at the end..

[@Yeroen]

Nah, there’s just not too much Soviet going on along with Johnny. Time to get back to the real former Union again!

[@Abrikos1984]

You did not guess. He went on a journey through Russia.)

[@nofearfpv1743]

Hi Johnny! Looks like you are having the time of your life. I will check out more videos to find out! Certainly enjoyed this and the friend you got there!

[@supermalario1323]

thats the tracksuit paradise :)

[@RetosSpace]

Trailblazer Jonny!!!! Another Banging Vid !!! Working 24/7 to get the vids out!!! Class

[@Le_K699]

Thank you two for this trip !

[@Papa_Baphomet]

You probably should go to ДВРЗ (DVRZ, yeah just like KHTZ in Kharkiv). it's not dangerous but it looks a bit different than the other parts of Kyiv with most of the buildings built before WW2. But still looks dodgy.

[@user-vy6vu9yt5d]

they already were there

[@Papa_Baphomet]

@@user-vy6vu9yt5d не уверен. Кинь ссылку, плз.

[@swfc13]

Hahahaha loved the Yorkshire accent from Bald and the shoutout for Danny / Rate My Takeaway 🙌🏻

[@sachanikiperowicz]

Rate my takeaway is epic ❤️

[@jofowler1745]

Was great to see Danny here 🤩🤩🤩👍

[@kennethocongerskin9460]

Great video 👍. It had a bit of everything. Thanks.

[@MItchellZendaJohnson]

Watched on my lunch break at work, thanks for the content

[@L77kim77l]

The last seconds were the best. Love you guys, take care.

[@Knightraven000]

"I could smell the mustard on you!" 🤣You guys crack me up!😝

[@shahidlatif6230]

Brilliant to watch you guys together .👍

[@WilfredPaduasOtherNumberOneFan]

Mr. Bald has the soviet knowledge of a scholar, but the culinary taste of a town drunk raised on baked beans

[@aledagaro8075]

Great video like always

[@rickyhan7023]

Another bald & Johnny classic

[@henrygwilliam3408]

Im glad I found your channel! Keep it up

[@JohnnyFD]

Welcome aboard!

[@thomasgrube574]

Really enjoyed your video.

[@jugimons3094]

These two are the GOATS of KZbin

[@_OrthodoxChurch09]

Johnny is one of the goat KZbinrs

[@ElGancho08]

Y’all twos banter is hilarious

[@CallieMasters5000]

You should get one head-to-toe branded outfit every place you go. That was some stylish tracksuit action going on there.

[@bellaportaustralia]

You guys are so good together

[@VneckWolf]

Johnny keeps saying Vietmanese instead of Vietnamese and it's driving me crazy 🤣

[@ATrainTravels]

7:16 Johnny just tell her you're from Vietnam too, maybe she hook you up with food.

[@tennesseejacks]

Great to watch you guys again. Enjoyed the video while I ate my breakfast. Just toast and a soft-boiled egg. Couldn't find any bow wow.

[@brianwensing4766]

Mr. Bald - "It's Dogmeat" Johnny - " Just a small percentage" Pure Gold.

[@RedRevolverTV]

Hey Johnny, found you through Monsieur Bald, just wanna say love your vids, you seem like a nice, genuine bloke. Just wondering if one day you'll go to Mongolia!? I fell in love with the country and culture through my love of history and the band "The Hu". Just wondering as I would love to see a vlog of you travelling through the country and would love to see how you'd react to returning to your family's homeland. Lots of love and cheers from down-under, keep up the great vids!!!

[@pkerit308]

the worlds gone crazy. I have to watch Johnny to see Bald :)

[@Yakov2050]

Bald we’ll buy that book! Let’s go!

[@kltpep]

After watching a few videos ,I subscribed today. Keep me entertained. Just kidding, keep feeding Bald not so good food.,lol

[@PedroDelPivo]

18:23 love the reference to Danny's channel.

[@tonydelamarmelade]

Hey Johnny just ended up on your channel! Amazing content! Remember meeting you 10 years ago in Thailand! Pretty happy to see how your channel grew. Tiger muay thai team 😛

[@NostyFripples]

4:11 Johnny: “Target acquired” 4:15 “FIRE!!”

[@varusama]

So after all effort, Johnny finally has shed the last semblance of his ability to write the name of this troiechina right.

[@FrankRzzo]

Love Rate my takeaway… thank you for sharing Danny’s video.

[@AnastasiVintazh]

As a Troieshchian, I might say, you`ve missed quite interesting spots there: nice renovated parks, "Troieschina selo" village, Desna riverbank, the territory of the huge heat-electric generating plant - the most powerful thermal power plant in Ukraine. . .

[@DrRobato]

Такие себе достопримечательности...

[@AnastasiVintazh]

@@DrRobato А Ви точно з Троєщини? Чи ці місця бачили? Вони точно цікавіші будуть захезаного Троєщинського ринку)

[@yuriythebest]

вы помойму не поняли суть видео. Вам бы интересно было как человек ходит про отремонтированному парку с газонами где все аккуратно?

[@AnastasiVintazh]

@@yuriythebest Окрім парків я перерахувала й інші місця, не такі "вилизані", які б було цікаво показати

[@DrRobato]

@@AnastasiVintazh Жил на Драйзера, Лаврухина и Радунской. На Троещину насмотрелся достаточно. Назвать интереными берег Десны, ничем не примечательные парки и ТЭЦ можно только от отчаяния.

[@kathyscoppettuolo7168]

One of your most interesting vids!

[@biggerbang10]

Another fine video guys.

[@htg97]

such a good entertainment on fridays evening :D

[@maxclint7931]

I love how you showed danny some love at 18:35!

[@mamamia5556]

Thanks for taking us along Ukrainian markets, it's interesting 😉 Of course I love the food stalls 😋

[@topcoffeebar]

Awesome vlog !

[@MrRusticano]

I wish you to find a nice beautiful smart girl. You are a very kind person, God will help you, all the best to you.

[@katis7673]

Johnny, saw you on Bald's videos. You crack me up. Subscribed!

[@socialnak]

Your video editing is so quirky but always fun to watch your videos. I loved your outro music

[@JPMJPM]

Good work, sir!

[@headsup65]

I love Bald that's why I've been watching your channel hope there's more of Bald TIDY!!!!!!

[@dandiesel9966]

Danny getting a shout out! YES lad haha

[@farralad734]

Great to see the big man and the bald together....

[@sarafuller931]

Hope you and Bald makes loads more vlogs together enjoyed watching

[@ryanmiller5535]

Awesome video fellas.

[@Eldinarcus]

No way you had time to watch it yet lmao

[@ZechsMerquise73]

This is one of those videos where I keep trying to like it multiple times.

[@JohnnyFD]

Hahaha unfortunately KZbin only lets you hit the Like button once. But thanks for trying. =)

[@HauntedAbysss]

That reference to Ubecastan made me laugh my ass off 🤣 great episode

[@unclesam5259]

Great journey Johnny!

[@deanjamieson7814]

The dude at 3:05 is eating Bacardi noodles never seen that before hahaha

[@SabinaAli81]

Love you guys ❤️

[@motorwouter]

You are’s lucky to have bald in your vids ,your channel is booming sindce hé is in your vlogs 💪👍👌

[@fm.masesi]

I see my great KZbinr Mr Bald. Keep the team spirit. Unique views.

[@FilipH420]

2 of my favorite youtubers! 😀 once i want to see Harald Baldr with you together guys