The Bizarre Case of Girly Chew Hossencofft

[@towermoss]

"I believe my fiance is a 7000 year-old alien." "Girl, he's a dude from Houston." "I don't believe you."

[@nadiamurray8369]

Oop

[@rayshawnward7560]

Smh 🤦🏾

[@douglaspeters9403]

To be fair, people from Huston do act like 7000 year old aliens

[@ZiggaBIZ]

This is EXACTLY like telling Trumpist’s facts that contradict their narrative . “Naw.... science, math, statistics & logic are all fake news so idc ” 😆 Brrruuuuuuuuuuuh!

[@ImogeneOctavio]

@@ZiggaBIZ lmao what does that have to do with the video?

[@sethfroman7044]

“He also has a face and a voice, made for a fist.” Most accurate statement ever. Lol

[@tfs203]

Thats a large reason society has become such sensitive cowards, they havent been punched in the face yet. Its all done over the Internet, anonymously ofcourse.

[@DeadpanVT]

His voice is one of the worst ones I've heard

[@sethfroman7044]

@Brandon Wiley bahahaha 100% accurate as well.

[@glennanderson3684]

That's a mean thing to say about a Peter Lorre impersonator.

[@jaymonkey699]

As a lizard lord myself, I can assure you we are real and living among you!!🤪🤪🤪🤪

[@Smunchnuu]

"That passing interest quickly turned into an obsession" Me: Huh I wonder what that's like. *Clicks on another of Mike's video for the fifth hour this morning*

[@kelly2fly]

Nah, you're just dedicated.

[@suzannenichols6900]

@Sean. I have NO idea....😙😉

[@idkkimberlyanne]

....I feel attacked 😳

[@amisner2k]

@@kelly2fly And the award for most ornately decorated username goes to you. 🏆

[@pamengland7863]

That’s my entire Monday. Entire! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♂️😂

[@JSainte17]

Jesus. Imagine being the person on the witness stand having to say, "She said she was a queen and her job was to stop queens from other planets.... with a katana.".

[@hrdkorebp]

If I was a reptilian queen, I’d definitely choose the identity of a Malaysian bank teller in New Mexico.

[@boodlebubby6147]

Love your username dude

[@cleopatra1311]

El paso?

[@eugeniaskelley5194]

You make a really good point. Right there you would think Linda would be thinking that.

[@charliechurch5004]

Bc no one will suspect......

[@hannah1948]

makes sense to me !!

[@MDev1997]

As soon as I heard his voice for the first time I physically recoiled. Oh my god how does anyone listen to that man without wanting to punch him or at LEAST run away? And how did he get anyone to date him....? Seriously baffles me.

[@thiccredgyal3404]

I feel like choking him after looking at him alone

[@charliechurch5004]

Sounds like Micheal Jackson

[@JohnSmith-hs3po]

The specky bloke in the vid ? Aye he’s pretty insufferable man

[@visassess8607]

You only need confidence for women

[@Muhmawmehmaw]

@@charliechurch5004 🙄 not even a little bit. you can look up videos on MJs real voice on KZbin, his voice coaches from Motown told him to speak with a soft tone to preserve his vocal chords. Most accomplished singers do this including, Stevie Nicks, Tina Turner, Beyonce, Mariah Carrie even Janet and Jermaine.

[@childofcascadia]

Diazien has the most annoying voice. Also, he looks like jim jones crossed with steven king

[@fyyhju4876]

I thought he looked like him Jones straight away

[@Lafingflower]

😂

[@angiec.9716]

Definitely getting Stephen King vibes as well.

[@silaslanglang7376]

Holy shit, he totally does.

[@stacyhernandez7338]

PERFECT DESCRIPTION I saw him and was thinking, ‘he looks like someone, but who’ and I saw this comment!

[@jasper232323]

The fiance Linda left for "Dianzen" is the luckiest person in this story.

[@jeancat9454]

Yes, and also Diazien's son, who he put up for adoption. Sounds cold, but probably saved the kid's life.

[@Melissae369]

Diazien Hossencofft, its like to try to spell the name David Hasselhoff after a stroke.

[@katybug6572]

Lmao!

[@purodeathcore]

😂😂😂😂

[@deea352]

Haha

[@ElizabethT45]

It's like John Travolta saying Adele Dazeem LOL

[@craigmills5097]

Ha 👍

[@nikiichan]

Poor girly. Three people ganging up to kill her. That must have been so terribly scary.

[@JoliNatural]

And with a katana no less. My heart breaks for her.

[@sadiahkhanom3181]

LI .B stfu

[@livefree1030]

Imagine how she felt as they demanded answer's after they tell her "We know the truth, we know your an Alien Lizard Queen from the planet Nibiru".

[@SHurd-rc2go]

I feel for a lot of the SE Asian girls/women who have no idea what they're getting into, when they get caught up with total strangers, who seem great on the surface. And, sometimes, the opposite is true.

[@gurlbye9942]

@@livefree1030 im just imagining that what if girly in that moment decided to think like them and concocted some bullshit narrative that she is in fact a runaway alien lizard queen and is secretly recruiting "woke" people like diazien and linda to overthrow those reptoids in power and therefore should not be killed, i wonder if they'd have spared her life instead.

[@lauriesmith4575]

Mike: "He also had a face, and voice made for a fist." Me: *Confusion* *Hossencofft talks* Me: *chokes on coffee* "Oh God, Mike wasn't kidding..."

[@tiarra03]

🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@bigbossimmotal]

That little feller with the long hair and the dimples is gonna be one popular pimple popper in prison.

[@ZiggaBIZ]

This is EXACTLY like telling Trumpist’s facts that contradict their narrative . “Naw.... science, math, statistics & logic are all fake news so idc ” 😆 Brrruuuuuuuuuuuh!

[@bigbossimmotal]

@@ZiggaBIZ oh look, time for another political trolling by some fool with nothing better to do with his life.

[@ZiggaBIZ]

@@bigbossimmotal oh look... another argument attacking the person posting because you have no ability to attack the actual argument 🤣 oh & this isn't a troll I dont hide behind fake accounts 💪🏾

[@gracielaperezsilver7239]

Linda, “they won’t silence me” Also Linda, “I’m alive because I keep my mouth shot “ 🤨🙄

[@TheHaratashi]

Mouth shut not mouth shot.

[@j.d.4697]

The awesome logic of the people of the Woowoo tribe.

[@jediping]

“They are silencing me!” She says to a TV camera

[@csk1912]

Well yeah .. THEY wont silence her, but she can choose to keep her mouth shut … so it makes sense

[@ParasiteEvel]

@@csk1912 Yeah, to a dimwit.

[@overworkedcna412]

“They met at sea world” *What, did he escape from his tank?*

[@Everybodycantgo6o4]

😂

[@airikankuczma]

🤣🤣🤣😅

[@SusanaXpeace2u]

haha!

[@bunberrier]

Yes, he was to be fed to the Orcas but they wouldnt eat him... too greasy.

[@Pinkypromise8891]

Whuhaha😂😂

[@jeffcard1A]

that tinfoil cap makes you look like a hershey's kiss

[@musicfeind]

♥️

[@bingobazingo9565]

He is a hershey's kiss

[@Dravianpn02]

Scary movie 3 lol

[@marlaclayborn7383]

😂😂😂😂

[@PM.0000]

LOL.

[@dmreddragon6]

"He also had a face, and voice made for a fist."

[@bbwalls]

Whereis TheSerenity LOL So true. He’s so repulsive.

[@appiahallan]

🥊

[@dlemon90]

so so true! guys a total slimeball!

[@WitchidWitchid]

That waste of oxygen should have been given the death sentence.

[@benjie128]

Backpfeifengesicht

[@MarsMellow84]

" He also has a face and voice meant for a fist" 👊 I love Mike's insults towards psychopaths 🤣

[@MichaelDavis-zf6nt]

"They have made every effort possible to silence me." She says as she gives an interview to a news channel while in prison.

[@katybug6572]

I know right, and then they ask her, “well what are they silencing you from saying?” And she says, “I don’t want to say”... LOL it’s just soooo ridic.. I laughed pretty hard at that part.. some ppl r freaking NUTS

[@yvonnemurray4101]

I am actually.....yes literally. shaking my head.

[@shannon8315]

Yes I could see a good fist flying towards Huffenfluff's face. He's a wormy little bitch, more of a poisoner type though, nonconfrontational. I'm 5'3, he seems shorter than me.

[@shannon8315]

@danger stranger I think the term you're looking for is Malignant Narcissist. They come in ALL pastimes.

[@lillexus5589]

Like politicians claiming to be honest lol

[@punklikedrug]

there's something about how this guy tell a story that's just addicting, maybe the accent but he's so charismatic omg, got me binge watching all day

[@kaylor87]

Welcome to the club!! Haha. Glad he's got sooo many for us to binge (:

[@nicolen.4514]

I've been binging all day. I'm on video 22.

[@kaylor87]

@@nicolen.4514 😂😂 Just don't forget to watch something happy every now and then to raise your spirits! Too much of this channel can make you feel a little down on the world...

[@nicolen.4514]

@@kaylor87 thanks for the advice! I played with my kitten and I feel better about the world 💚

[@kaylor87]

@@nicolen.4514 Aww 😊 haha, kittens are great for that

[@shadeybitz9499]

Poor Girly, got messed up in a big bunch of psychos. This is one of the craziest cases.

[@shadeybitz9499]

Doesn't mean she deserved what happened to her. That's all I mean.

[@alicethemadrabbit1842]

@A Tangerine Was she also a murderer when she met him?

[@alicethemadrabbit1842]

@Olli Rolli She was from a different country clearly he took advantage of that.

[@Kana-vx2ec]

@A Tangerine Where does this video ever mention she was into conspiracy theories? She was manipulated into coming to the U.S. Once she realized the dude she was married to was batshit insane she immediately left him and even told fellow employees and an FBI agent that she feared for her life due to how crazy he was. She was a normal person working a normal job just doing the best for herself.

[@mbt9700]

@@Kana-vx2ec also, even if she was sortof into conspiracy theories at first, I am certain she didn't expect anything to this extent, and it still does not make her, under any condition, deserving of this treatment.

[@MHaffiezMNazri]

I'm from Malaysia and never heard of her case in local news. Thank you for sharing this case. Truly and personally, I am saddened as the moment she's introduced, I kinda knew she'd be the victim and the fact she got herself a job and excelled, made me feel proud but also a pre-sense of total sadness knowing what's next. 😭 I hope her family back in Penang would find closure one day 😭

[@iloveyoufor10000years]

Girly seems like such a sweet woman :( it's so sad that this happened to her

[@bonniemagpie5166]

Yes, she had it in her to go out and hold down a good job without ripping people off. She also must have been Buddhist since she showed reverence to Kwan Yin so I do believe her killers are terrified like hunted rabbits in their prison.

[@pink_sock]

~*~StOp AsIaN hAtE~*~

[@bonniemagpie5166]

@@pink_sock, Oh what are you talking about? Go and take your mad pill.

[@pink_sock]

@@bonniemagpie5166 dude stop hating on Asians. You're messed up. We have it really hard, you know.

[@leadfaun]

pink her being asian was irrelevant.

[@survivingsicklecell1732]

His channel has thought me to stay in my house, don't get in any relationships, don't get married, and stay the hell away from people

[@Hey___you]

And don't get life insurance!

[@karensmith8361]

And don't have a smile that lights up a room. 🙂

[@bonniemagpie5166]

Look at all the stupid things people are killing over. Do they really think they will evade prison? Can't see the dungeon for the wished for glitter.

[@loviebunnie314]

Dont get life insurence for the kids to 👁👄👁

[@theforlanjoker4457]

Or if someone trys some shit, learn to kick the loveing shit out of them. Never live ine fear, its just a construct.

[@bluegreenglue6565]

That guy is a living, breathing, walking "YIKES."

[@Teobi1]

You could say he is a cold blooded reptile.

[@MusicLeeSarah]

I pray someone will get the reference

[@wajtopaz4073]

Bat sh*t crazy

[@alanwakeish]

He needs his face stamped on, he's vile scumbag.

[@nealkelly9757]

Apparently women are attracted to that lol

[@NBDYSPCL]

Diazien: I'm going to grow humans from petri dishes Mike: he had a son, dunno who his mother was and it's not clear how he got custody I-...He...no.

[@A6Legit]

He done it

[@stevejones69420]

@@A6Legit the madman actually did it

[@louellacharlton4425]

anddddd the government did it

[@leob4403]

Growing humans from petri dishes near Roswell New Mexico, this some x-files shit right here

[@makeorwellfictionagain3553]

If he can get three girlfriends there is hope for us all.....

[@sophiamac9100]

'Tree' girlfriends you mean. (Plus a wife..)

[@Flying_Snakes]

The psychos attracted to that douchebag are the kind you are better off without.

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

😂😂😂

[@crypticlshock]

@Life all that matters ..Those are some kinda ladies.. I use that term loosely. Get a hobby and meet someone that way.. The odds are in your favour. :)

[@paxhumana2015]

@@sophiamac9100 , I follow polygamy by common law, and not by the laws of humans.

[@calonlan5957]

I’ve watched this episode so many times and what never escapes me is the bit of knowledge that Girly left out a banana and water for the goddess of mercy on the day of her disappearance. How horribly sad.

[@465marko]

TIL the buddhist deity for mercy does NOT like bananas....! (But no, really..it is very sad).

[@moonchild2171]

The goddess of mercy was clearly taking a day off…. Very sad. Girly obviously was very scared that something bad was going to happen to her.

[@jabrakoma]

She ended up being eaten herself. What a crazy world

[@CCmagee3]

Funny how NO God ever shows up for all these poor souls. Kinda makes you wonder about there being any God.

[@MakeAllThingsBeautiful]

​@@CCmagee3 search for God while he can still be found ... 2 Timothy 3:1 But know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here. 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, haughty, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal, 3 having no natural affection, not open to any agreement, slanderers, without self-control, fierce, without love of goodness, 4 betrayers, headstrong, puffed up with pride, lovers of pleasures rather than lovers of God, 5 having an appearance of godliness but proving false to its power;

[@shotgunwound]

Rip Girly Chew, a lovely beautiful woman who got messed up with a loony loser.

[@srldwg]

@Timothy McCaskey 😂🤣😂

[@PyromancerRift]

She married a nutjob to get into the US and have a better life... she was not a pure angel either.

[@UhideNcryWhileIseek]

That's because that's what kitties do they get messed up bc they are cats

[@milkgxng]

@@stevechristie2569 Don't be a freak, man.

[@DeadNoob451]

Eh both of em are the kinda people you wouldn't exactly call a "jackpot".

[@london_james]

I love seeing people who predict impending doom then grow old in jail without it happening

[@charliechurch5004]

Me too

[@gigiarmany]

Yep..the only demise these creeps ever accurately predict is their own ..🤣👽👾..

[@charliechurch5004]

@@gigiarmany lol

[@lauracook8203]

Maybe they can communicate telepathically with Chad & Laurie Daybell

[@systematic101]

I have a standing offer for all the "end of the world" people. I'll pay $10k for their house and let them stay there until the day after their end of world date for free. On that day they have to move. Not 1 of them have taken that offer. Made that offer to God knows how many people back in 2012. So many of them said it was a bad deal. Lol

[@sepulchrums]

Girly was absolutely beautiful, her smile is super pretty. She deserved better.

[@BalboaBaggins]

don't exaggerate

[@timepickle8443]

@@BalboaBaggins Not an exaggeration at all.

[@sepulchrums]

Balboa Baggins Um, it’s not an exaggeration to me??

[@purodeathcore]

Balboa Baggins i think she’s very pretty, not exaggerated at all

[@zuverzagmail]

I didnt see one beautiful lady. Not even cute. And I dont have high standards 😂 Don’t exaggerate

[@michaeljames4904]

_”It involves reptilians, UFOs...”_ what, no, *Life Insurance* policies?! smh

[@feleciaclemons5074]

@Yute Hube 😂😂😂😂😂

[@1989Ezal]

And not in Florida.

[@alienvspredatorvstheboardo7005]

Also, not in Canada!

[@kalean9503]

@Michael James, say what you want about Reptilians and Aliens BUT they are at least not MATERIALISTIC :)

[@bluegreenglue6565]

Maybe there will be some cc t.v. footage from a shopping trip at Home Depot...

[@inventsable]

Such a shame. Girly seemed so nice and like a normal, decent person

[@brigittecaron2081]

that's exactley why he choose her... What a creep....

[@Likeflowersforturtles]

That’s what everyone says about her. She was a total sweetheart :( RIP

[@foxybrown1g]

“Has a face and a voice made for a fist” I about died laughing!

[@kimmyfreak200]

when the clip played i had tears from laughing so hard....on point comment! haha mike kills me

[@jumpinjohnnyruss]

I wonder how much violence against innocent people that kind of talk inspires.

[@Yummicookie1979]

@@jumpinjohnnyruss only from insane people who are more apt to get ideas from the TV

[@--dh--]

This video has been uploaded less than 7 minutes and already 3 reptilians disliked it...

[@kalean9503]

lmao

[@agneskorea5000]

I was about to say the same thing...

[@imagineitagain558]

Great comment.

[@Alekie4]

😂

[@diabolikmitchell2960]

That Geico gecko being one of them. Very suspicious. Probably this freaks offspring. Laugh all you want.

[@lydiamathews9791]

Girly was my senior in secondary school. She was a nice girl. She was so popular. She died because she trusted this demon. May she rest in peace. Amen.

[@dariabusek3566]

Actually, she died in spite of the fact that she had discovered that he was no longer to be trusted!

[@LucyLioness100]

@@dariabusek3566 I think even the officials and friends who appeared on “Snapped” said Girly figured out her soon to be ex-husband was a fraud & it was one of the reasons she was divorcing him

[@brianpaquin2005]

You went to school in Malaysia?

[@JustAyedan]

@@brianpaquin2005 right? I call bs

[@omgitsjoetime]

@@brianpaquin2005 exactly what I was thinking

[@Meg_Mercury]

"He's brilliant! He's charming! He's a maniac!" I.....either she doesn't know what maniac means or she does and she thinks it's a compliment.

[@jms0313]

She’s into the crazy, he makes her feel it, crazy enough as it is

[@carmel9595]

This gave me "she's huge, but she's so beautiful- she's a mammoth, of course" vibes

[@christopher9152]

Shut up, Meg.

[@kimmyfreak200]

yes i think she was saying that as a compliment...homegirl is attracted to his crazy big time

[@melaD333]

I think the latter fits her psychopathy the best.

[@burntgrilledcheesie]

I love when he pulls out the Captain's hat. That Linda is way too deep into her conspiracies. Poor Girly. What an angel. RIP....

[@Shylade]

Um. She’ll believe he is an alien but cannot possibly believe his real name is Chavez? Ok. I’m backing away slowly.

[@animallover4955]

Landon’s Channel lol heheh

[@staceykersting705]

If ever anyone fit the reptilian/ alien role it's this guy Hosecraft!

[@TymP321]

She's too intelligent and strong willed for that. I heard her say so 😶

[@sickdodo]

Power of Brainwashing

[@drewsmoma]

😂😂😂

[@misterblobbys]

Diazien Hossencofft : when you order a Stephen King from Wish Thanks for the thumbs up all, it's made my year. Hope you're all well.

[@nikkireigns]

😂 and when you squeeze him he sounds like Michael Jackson

[@weaselfartz]

😆

[@mikedegruchy1329]

😂😭😂

[@atmywhitson]

🤣😂

[@jqbaker418]

Spot on mate.

[@kinjiru731]

I hope some guys who are actually scary teach him what it's like to be a scared rabbit in prison.

[@katybug6572]

Lol Facts! 💯👍

[@jdon4447]

Maybe help show him the rabbit hole.

[@merikmalhads1676]

Someone call up whatever inmate's name is Tyrone.... I just hope he's open to bribes

[@LynxStarAuto]

J Don They'll show him to the glory hole.

[@Sandra-ww6oz]

John Caulfield 😂😂😂😂 Thanks John best laugh l have had this week!❤️🐨🇦🇺

[@violetweiner6883]

ok how on EARTH did that Daizen guy have one girlfriend, never mind three?

[@leob4403]

New Mexico is strange

[@jediping]

Women can get seriously messed up. That’s all I got. Beyond that, I’m just going to continue being grateful that, while it’s lonely being single, at least I’m not in a relationship with a guy like this!

[@kathrynshields8221]

3 GIRLFRIENDS??THEY ARE CERTIFIABLE!!HE IS JUST A FRAUD., LUNATIC.........61 YRS JAIL ,how wonderful is he now lol.

[@charliechurch5004]

MONEY 💵💵💵💵 HE WAS A "DOCTOR"

[@charlesantoine5901]

Women

[@justsomedude69]

Why would aliens wait this long to eradicate humans? They could have done it when we were gathering nuts and clubbing mammoths.

[@amandaroman3471]

No see that’s where your wrong. They have to study us first... obviously. Have t you ever heard of people who get abducted and subjected to anal probes and stuff? Seriously. It’s aliens. Not just a bi curious guy getting caught with a gerbil in his ass by the wife.... oh my god the aliens left that there.... those Monsters!!!!

[@ashtonlorainew]

Nah yall. Dontcha know, they’re using us for gold mining to build their craft and feeding off our fear and terror through wars, poverty, and the general malaise of modernity.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Humans are probably just a reality show for aliens. It's really bad, but for some reason, they keep watching, and it just never gets cancelled.

[@silaslanglang7376]

@@dreamlandnightmare As The World Turns Really showing my age.

[@vinnyzan1]

Thats a dumb question. The galactic federation would impose sanctions if they went full on eradication. They have to pretend to be here to bring stabilization to the planet.

[@emmaw8763]

He just admitted on the stand he was gonna kill Linda at some point down the line too. Blokes mad as a box of frogs

[@yourunclesmailman420]

I’ve been calling everyone I know as mad as a box of frogs for the past week. Thank you

[@MsMcCoolio1221]

I want to slap that grin off of his face. I am so heartbroken for the total disregard for a human life.

[@nobodysbaby5048]

My mom used that expression, "batshit crazy". Ummm, yeah

[@pimpindymepiece]

He said kill sis if you want cause ima do it anyway lol

[@RottenInDenmarkOrginal]

We say “Crazier than a shit house rat!”...But, yeah! He is all THAT!

[@crownymars1240]

Is it really that difficult to be a normal human being?

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Wisest (rhetorical) question I've seen in a while. Seriously.

[@TS-rd7oy]

Apparently, yes.

[@RabidlyTaboo]

hssss

[@parsleypalace3272]

Less and less, apparently.

[@geraldfriend256]

Decent is attainable..normal is a washing machine setting.

[@tfs203]

Its a shame the Lizard People didnt haul her off to Scientology Headquarters to meet Lord Xenu.

[@eugeniaskelley5194]

That is such a great comment.

[@AlbionRising]

scientology is the elite reptilian. These are the middle class reptilian

[@ThursonJames]

I once went to the Church (Museum?) of Scientology in NYC as a good, and my cousin and I were so entertained, in a South Park kind of way, that we watched the orientation video twice. EVERYONE else also stayed for a second round, because that shot is allegedly hilarious.

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

"Backpfeifengesischt"-"a face in need of a fist" "a face that badly needs punching" (German) Knowledge is never wasted

[@Fight4Faulkner]

Ridiculous but necessary compound words like this are why I love the German language

[@memawknowsbest4978]

@@Fight4Faulkner I was going to say something similar, Germans have a word for everything.

[@ezrolly898]

Could you write that out in the way the pronunciation would sound

[@mikehart4742]

@@ezrolly898 KZbin has pronunciation videos if you just type the word in followed by "pronunciation" (hope I'm spelling that correctly)

[@karenmacdonald6127]

I learned a new word.

[@jenniferduvall5897]

"He also has a face, and voice, made for a fist." -- Mike -- 😂💕 (I love you Mike!!!)

[@addsjungle]

Yes who doesnt 😂😂

[@ongogablogean4920]

Grace Dankee we think alike

[@quoththeraven3985]

I got fists made for faces..wonk!

[@SusanWillful]

Truer words never spoken! (Your's and Mike's.)

[@ronnieallie8490]

@@addsjungle lmbo

[@lindamoser6317]

How sad for the wife. Why he couldn't leave her alone is beyond me. He and his girlfriend r a disgusting pair. I hope they both rot in prison.

[@karenmacdonald6127]

They have rotted. Ick.

[@Lion-x8m]

Think it comes down to the age old,she did'nt want him and thought he was a dick....and he could'nt stand that.

[@marcusbergman6116]

@Tim Webb Thankfully, literally none of that is what satanists believe.

[@randallflagg3700]

​@Tim Webb - To quote the video: "Which is?"

[@Colonelhaydeemew]

@Tim Webb You are so ignorant. Christians have labeled practitioners of many beliefs differing from theirs as a "Satanist" for a millennia. From King's Templar and Catharism, to Freemasonry, Polytheism and witchcraft practitioners. The concept of Satanism is an invention of Christianity historically to ostracize other religions and practices, and if you took any time to study religious history or theology you would know this.

[@Danica.Powell]

Late to the party but anyway. I just love her name so much, it makes me smile whenever I hear it, it is such a sweet name and really suits her, she seems like the loveliest woman and she was so beautiful. You were so awesome Girly and I am so glad I know your story 💗

[@hkbabel]

"A name he picked from being really shit at Scrabble" - made me choke on my drink, need to make another :-)

[@eileenfothergill5025]

I know ..he's so funny at times with his sarcasm !!

[@jincyjonesmehta654]

She was still obsessed with him when he walked in the court room during her trial she smiles and giggled. Even though she claimed he ruined her life. Coo coo

[@JoliNatural]

Would love to know what she thinks of him and her actions now. Hopefully she is full of regret for harming an innocent person.

[@JoliNatural]

@Dani Al I don't think what they've got going on is love. But yes I hear you, would be nice to be cherished.

[@oheyitskayyyyyy]

The hardest part to believe about all this is that he had a "boat load of women" 😑😒

[@Ulve124]

a common trait in many of these psychopaths, they're exceptional manipulators

[@Lazrael32]

@@Ulve124 It's why so many psychopaths are corporate executives. manipulate stuff to make themselves look good, and zero empathy for fellow employees.

[@lalisasmr]

I knowwwww he looks like a garden gnome wtf 😫

[@oheyitskayyyyyy]

@Frank Pitts maybe the trick is to raise your voice about 18 frequencies 😅

[@XmarkedSpot]

Eh, i never met a woman saying no to cold hard cash.

[@mighty_claw]

"he has a face and voice made for a fist" that's the best way i've heard someone describe someone as having a punchable face haha

[@natasha83196]

“He also has a face and voice made for a fist.” Indeed.

[@tonysmith8379]

Laughed so hard at this.

[@sharongibson5486]

😊

[@DavidJackTumusiime]

@@tonysmith8379 Me too!

[@lindseylane7181]

When the tinfoil hat comes out, we all prepare ourselves for the ride Mike is about to take us on. Blessed we are.

[@chrisbridston3438]

Couldn’t agree more lol

[@TheBumbleblaise]

Absolutely 👌🏽 hehe x

[@stephaniesomer5934]

We need a tinfoil hat emoji 🤔

[@suZanna20]

👩‍🔬 I wonder 🤷‍♀️

[@craighall4675]

Lindsey Lane it's been a minute lol

[@sonnypate6808]

He tries to come off as menacing and mysterious when he's on the stand. But he just comes off as a sad little man who didn't have the balls to do his own killing. It would be funny if there wasn't a murder in the mix.

[@sonnypate6808]

@Nyree Harris I don't know where you are from but here in the US that means the nerve of the courage. Not that you have to have physical testicles.

[@Abracadabra_143]

Love Everything about how you deliver these horrific tragedies to the wink at the end🥰 Please don't ever stop. 😊😊

[@jsmalls9575]

He’s a joke. Don’t know why any woman would fight over him, but Linda Henning is another level of crazy you don’t see every day. The kind where you can’t stop watching, like a slow-motion train wreck. I do think she was crazy before he got to her, but it seems they made each other much worse.

[@SirHumphrey498]

A typical white liberal female in other word's

[@BalboaBaggins]

women having horrible taste in men, what else is new

[@fulanichild3138]

He's not a joke. He is dangerous. There are people like this who dedicate their lives to taking advantage of and abusing others.

[@LeatherCladVegan]

He had a lot of money, perhaps?

[@QueenofMarine]

Just like Lori Vallow-Daybell.

[@VibesIsBad]

What woman, man, or reptilian looks at this guy and goes “hey I’ll marry him”

[@3rddaycompounds]

Same thoughts

[@amplelola23]

Con men are very smooth talkers

[@tajmahal1993]

Lol

[@hufflepufflez3293]

:] we have the same type of conure

[@sarahholland2600]

Anyone impossibly naive, with with low self esteem & emotional abuse in their childhood ( so repeating the dynamic in adult life because it's all they know, so it's a norm for them). So sad.

[@Danielle10101]

We gave mike enough views for him to buy himself a new shirt.

[@dubaecr1]

Yeah, but he's irish so he doesn't give 1 single shite about image

[@brianpaquin2005]

😂

[@HumphreyHorsehead]

get him a black turtleneck for that floating head effect

[@kreeves122]

🤣😂🤣

[@bgs404]

This one is better than his baby henley

[@armyatc1]

I was a Corrections officer when Diazien Hossencofft was in Bernilillo county detention center, I and can tell you he was one strange dude. I sharpened all of his finger nails into very dangerous points, and would constantly talk about how he was a space vampire. I spent alot of bored hours talking to this dude and all I can say is just WOW.

[@annewagner196]

Just curious, what was his cell mate like? Did he punch him the face often?

[@DeformedConscience]

Diazien Hossencofft looks like the 'Great Value" version of Jim Jones.

[@SteviePaints]

Deformed Conscience 😂😂😂😂

[@sarahtrees1]

Best fucking comment

[@netsk1679]

A cross between Jim and Billy Bob Thornton

[@sofiab.9129]

So true. I knew he reminded me of someone but couldnt think of who

[@Hayhayitsmaay]

HAAAHAHJAHA. 'MEMBER'S MARK'!! 🤣

[@brooklynduncan7915]

My eyeballs hurt from how many times they rolled while watching this video

[@kc-lp6wg]

Linda has a look in her eyes and tone of voice that says "l would like to speak to a manager and then consume them!".

[@Kt-cn2rq]

They call that a Karen

[@kc-lp6wg]

@@Kt-cn2rq my Mom's name is Karen and she is an angel so l feel bad using that.

[@rhyanisyes4512]

@@kc-lp6wg your mother will restore honor to the Karen name

[@GOGOSLIFE]

@@kc-lp6wg I've had 2 friends named Karen and they were both really nice women. I say 'had' because one died of cancer. RIP Karen C.

[@easy_nator_gamer8498]

@@Kt-cn2rq Definitely a "Karen" however she looks more like a "Basic Becky"

[@emmamason8423]

Binge watching these. I like your interjection of humour into such dark matter.... Makes it easier to watch.

[@UngoogleableMan]

"Likely out there, somewhere under the stars" was a beautiful comment to such a tragic tale.

[@atmywhitson]

It was a nice little touch :) Someday we'll all be dust somewhere under or among the stars.

[@missycat5783]

OMG this Linda lady is a clone of Lori Vallow. Both believed they were the chosen one and lived past lives. Needing to rid the world of unworthies. Was Linda LDS by any chance?

[@scottmatznick6461]

False. They're both incarnations of the same reptilian royal family

[@jackselle4607]

Yes.. instead of reptiles.. zombies

[@BalboaBaggins]

women having horrible taste in men, what else is new

[@Buffalolil]

This poor woman. Could you imagine the fear of what she went through whatever it was?

[@EllaJaneBinks]

Isn't it terrible. She didn't deserve that. RIP Gurly. Such a terrible way to go.

[@trojanminer]

Completely on A Mike binge, love that I've found someone with as black a sense of humour as I have. I've never giggled so much watching the worst of humanity. Thanks Mike x

[@mrs.snyder2170]

SAME! I can’t seem to stop. Don’t want to watch anything else. He’s the only one who can take the crappiest, darkest of humanity & make us laugh before we cry.

[@bansidheaz]

I remember being home from work, sick as a dog, and watching Hossencofft's trial on TV from the sofa. That was a long time ago now but I still recall it vividly, as he is one of the creepiest people I've ever seen. He adopted the name Diazien (probably mangled Japanese) Hossencofft (German) because he felt that WWII-era Japanese and German people were the most superior people ever to walk the earth.

[@tj6930]

Sounds about right! Loser!

[@robertlawrence4719]

On that one thing , he is not wrong .

[@KKKaTTT123]

Wow

[@pikabiga]

Explains a lot

[@CoExist64]

@@robertlawrence4719 oh good grief, I’d like to meet anyone who is superior to me. Wtf? No such thing, we’re all human beings

[@laurendodd2674]

When it cut back to you the first time with the tinfoil hat, i literally spit my drink out! My cat even screamed and ran away!!! I love you, dude. you always make me laugh. Not only do you share the best content (better than all other youtube crime countdowns), you bring this highly intelligent wit that always comes out funny and not cringeworthy like the other ones do. Keep it up! You're one of the few reasons i smile during the week. xo

[@goblin-night]

My absolute favourites are the life insurance dance bits! The look on his face is friggin hilarious.

[@madsdee7803]

I know I laughed so hard for a solid 5 minutes

[@egranger2128]

Linda: I’m a strong willed, independent woman. *gets manipulated into a cult*

[@cherryblossom2494]

Linda looks crazy to me like Diazien

[@mountains7694]

It's not a joke what people will beleive to have a sense of belonging. Completely so called sane and normal individuals have become sect members because someone they loved and trusted made them question an aspect of reality, and slowly isolated them from common sense and a beleif in a greater purpose. Anyone can fall victim.

[@whade62000]

Just like feminists amiiiriiite? (canned laughter)

[@chrissygreig2277]

Lol yep very Independant thinking woman 😬🌹

[@lynguy439]

That's because her name was incomplete. Melinda is really strong minded.

[@Gandoflini]

Well done! I like the way you tell the story, not missing details. This is the first time I watch one of your videos. I subscribed & liked.

[@camillegrinnaux879]

Diazepam or whatever his name is is serving some Jim Jones Realness

[@eugeniaskelley5194]

Ha Ha that is funny. Good one!

[@chynnadoll3277]

🤣😂😆👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@robynsheely498]

👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣 Jim Jones mixed with Stephen King lol

[@Latabrine]

😂😂👍👌

[@MT-2020]

exactly, he use diazepam ... got to know doctors, then he mirrored Dr's gait and confidence-cockiness. Yeap...

[@robintwitchers6450]

Hey Mike ! My boyfriend and I LOVE your channel :) We're from Winnipeg Manitoba, and I wanted to suggest a couple very crazy cases that occured in our city: *1- The case of Candace Doerkson: the preteen who dissapeared on her way home from school and was found months later,frozen to death and bound in an abandoned shed not far from her home. (this case is unsolved) *2- The case of Edwardo Sanchez: The local WPG DJ who went missing for over a year before he was eventually found mummified, & stuck inside the wall of the nightclub he was employed at. he was reported missing over a year before. This is case is solved. We would LOVE to see these cases on Your Channel!- Both are great content 😊 Cheers from Canada,Eh !!👍

[@specialwave3521]

Hey where can in research the second one?

[@jerseythedog]

I’m totally going to write to these two and tell them I’m an alien who is coming to save them. And I’m totally not.

[@rayer6445]

have you done it?

[@justforgetaboutit5987]

Please do it

[@pscyking]

Not an alien, or not going to save them? Exactly the kind of ambiguity a reptoid would favour.

[@ink66]

@@pscyking there is no savior anywhere for these people

[@melaD333]

LOL - no really, I actually laughed out loud. 😂

[@rubywarner34]

About time! Somebody is covering this crazy case. I watched a documentary about this story years ago on Court TV.

[@absentiambient]

Not even the complete batshit craziness on this one gave me any chuckles. I hope she left with minimal pain, poor lady.

[@polferiferus1938]

Same.

[@Jo-pu8do]

He looks like “The Mask” (Carey) & Stephen King had a reptile.

[@CC-vj6dd]

Hahahaha!!!

[@PostPatriot]

Brilliant!

[@LynxStarAuto]

Interesting he to me looks more like if a Raptor sexually assaulted Jeff Goldblum on the set of Jurassic Park, and procreated.

[@catherinerainville4232]

😂😂😂

[@Eisenherz]

@@LynxStarAuto LOL

[@jypsyjewels2854]

"they've made every effort to silence me" *says during a news interview they let her do*

[@rpcheesman]

"Who owns this planet? You're gonna find out real soon." - still waiting....

[@blondechick9804]

I thought Bill Gates owned at least half!🤔

[@j.d.4697]

You just wait a few million years and you'll see!!!

[@abelis644]

@@j.d.4697 😅😅😅 Still waiting for a lot of things! tRump's return...😅 Jesus...😯 JFK Jr...🤔 Aliens.👽😶

[@ivyquinzel5220]

How is it after months, sometimes years, of watching Criminally Listed, Chills, Unsolved Detective, etc. that KZbin has just decided to ‘suggest’ your Channel and Content?! It’s refreshing to receive a new approach and perspective on high profile, highly publicized and highly covered cases. One tweak that I enjoy with your channel is the incorporation of Interrogations, History of Suspect/Convicted and the Victim(s), The Crime That Occurred, and other overlooked, but pertinent information that may be mundane or minute. Your bluntness and opinions are a nice touch. Especially when most True Crime KZbinrs and their Channels tend to be strictly fact based for risk of being biased or offensive. Have a ‘Good Ole Day Mike’ - Mom pun intended.

[@katybug6572]

Lol right? It took forever for YT to recommend him to me too but once it did I never looked back! His channel is awesome and I just love his quirky attitude & that accent of his is freakin great lol Def glad I found him too! Gave me lots to binge during this whole pandemic mess.. God bless him! lol 💜👍

[@sometimesometimenot]

I’m so jealous that you get to start his entire channel from the beginning, lol. He is my favourite.

[@raptureparty2610]

Another lovely lady ready to be filled by this young man's large catalogue. Going In hard; Investigating everything head to toe. Leaving nothing unrevealed, coming to a more than satisfactory ending. Only for the flame of intrigue to dwindle almost out, when suddenly a notification pops up on her phone. Then begins, the next chapter.

[@dleoner1]

Can’t stand listening to Criminally Listed sometimes, especially since he slowed his voice down to extend the length of the videos for more ads. Mike is where it’s at, very refreshing.

[@livefree1030]

Imagine 3 people coming into your home, one of them being your husband, and they are all accusing you of being an Alien Lizard Queen, and hauling you off to your torturing death.

[@gigiarmany]

HORROR😢😭

[@markcarpenter6020]

Sooooo, your average Tuesday?

[@noreenahmed3298]

Rip girly, such a heartbreak for her parents as well. No body ever found.

[@noreenahmed3298]

@INERT some people can be conniving maybe he was to good of a con artist and she just saw the good side of him in the begining. But once she found out she was too scared to leave him.

[@tingmann]

@INERT gj victim blaming, real smart

[@sufiankhan1]

Which girly?

[@noreenahmed3298]

@@sufiankhan1 her name was girly.

[@crescentmoonchild4031]

I thought the body was found...under some stones or something..

[@girly6139]

You are the most underrated awesome youtuber ever ever. Thank u for sharing your time w us mike!

[@GoreINHUMANREMNANTS]

He looks like a Mike Myers character.

[@fuckserotonin]

And sounds like one too lmao

[@dublev78]

7:00

[@brenzlee2946]

That is why he look so cute.

[@melissajacobs5822]

Im fairly certain that Shrek's offended rn..

[@cherryblossom2494]

Plot Twist: It is Mike Myers actually (A joke)

[@Carnyx_1]

21:02 You have to love someone being interviewed for the news who says, "They've made every effort possible to silence me..."

[@nejoud95]

Oh god his voice and smile are so irritating ... I almost threw my phone out the window

[@reginagilby1101]

Must be related to Kameltoe

[@reginagilby1101]

@Dorothy Zbornak 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RPDthe3rd]

They hunted Girly Chew like she was the worst person on the planet. In actuality, she seemed like the most innocent, like-able , bubbly people to be in their lives. Humans can be so insane and this case shows that. May Girly RIP.

[@moniqueuu8777]

And he has a son. That boys' mother was probably his first victim.

[@whitedragoness23]

They should of done a dna test, how do we know he didn’t steal the kid to gain sympathy as a “single parent”

[@annwithaplan9766]

Monique UU - Maybe there were other victims even before HER??

[@Cloegirl110298]

So it turns out that he told the boy’s mom that he was a doctor and that little boy had some weird type of disease only he could cure! Basically stole her baby and never saw her again!

[@phoenixrisin8361]

@@whitedragoness23 Didn't think of that one, but everything is possible with that frog,

[@eugeniaskelley5194]

@@Cloegirl110298 I hope she got him back?

[@kiki1573]

I’m so loving her name. Girly Chew is too cute and unique in my opinion.

[@tatakae3773]

And yet Linda, chew her off

[@joliekae]

Big League and Charleston were already taken.

[@adriennetisme]

I used to work with a guy named Mister. Brilliant name!

[@aryehatreyu606]

Sickly ironic she got cannibalized.

[@amber5927]

Sounds like a candy bar, in my country we have a candy bar called a "peppy chew"

[@Etherman7]

He really liked that scared rabbit line, didn't he? The problem is he's not intimidating in the slightest, so he just looks like a toddler imitating a bad guy in a movie.

[@larawolfson6322]

also, who's out there hunting dogs? tf

[@rainy1969]

Why is no one talking about the fact that daizzan was clearly attempting to cover for the crazy chick on the witness stand. I mean for fucks sake he's a CONMAN, dude knew he couldn't get the death sentence so he played up this big crazy shtick, said he "planted" her blood to throw off police, guy even outright said he was going to kill her later. It's his own twisted way of playing into some imagined hero complex where he falls on his sword for the princess.

[@louellacharlton4425]

no queen!!

[@BomChickyBowWow]

A bloody katana is possibly the most comically suspicious weapon one could ever be caught with.

[@sweetnightingale85]

Dont let the yanderes get you 👀 stay woke ✌

[@sophiamac9100]

Yes, but Linda the reptilian queen couldn't possibly wield a different weapon. Matter of status.

[@baumer2504]

Several years ago, my bud and I chased a guy off that was trying to rape a girl outside an apartment complex. We were tending to the girl, waiting for police to show, when I shit you not... the guy came back with a SWORD. We told him he might get one of us, but that the other one was gonna kill him that night. He just kinda froze.. Right about that time you could hear police sirens and he ran off towards a parking lot. My bud and I were like where the hell did he get a KATANA? The police found him hiding under a car. It turns out he lived in an apartment right on that corner.

[@sophiamac9100]

@@baumer2504 Wow! You saved that girl (and yourselves) that day!

[@BomChickyBowWow]

Brandon Keisler - That’s so weird. The exact same thing happens to me.

[@johnasbury3856]

When you see Mike with the Captains hat and tin foil shield doubled up you know shit is about to hit the fan.

[@HappyHarryHardon]

“ A lot of holes in the desert and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.” - Nicky

[@lisab9507]

@John Barber "You could be there all fucking night!" NS

[@AndyBonesSynthPro]

Wait, like murder victims? Or we talking crashed UFO's, live nuclear weapons or underground bases? I mean, probably all of the above. But no shape-shifting reptilians I'm pretty sure of that

[@deatheternal720]

H o l e z

[@465marko]

@@AndyBonesSynthPro Murder vctims. It's from Casino, I think . Mafia movie.

[@BalboaBaggins]

women having horrible taste in men, what else is new

[@whiskeylullaby5707]

*taps foot and looks at watch" im still waiting for the lizard people take over the world

[@SeeWayDown]

Same 😂💀

[@commiezombie2477]

"His neighbors saw him.... Kinda dressed like a reptilian" Mike got me DYING 😭🤣🤣

[@devoted2thaentertainment207]

I don't understand how murderers smile in their mugshots.. It's like they think they're taking a school photo for a yearbook

[@DOGMAFREE1]

Easy.. its that "lunicy smile and laughter defense mechanism that eventually breaks turns into crying and misery"

[@devoted2thaentertainment207]

@@DOGMAFREE1 good point, when reality sets in so does regret

[@arock7462]

They are OBSESSED with looking good

[@3rddaycompounds]

It’s insane. I have a mug shot and I am literally crying in it 😂💀

[@sethfroman7044]

“They made every effort to silence me.” All while giving an interview to a local media crew. Logic. 😂😂🤔🤔

[@musagcilitshana644]

😂😂😂

[@pw6002]

So true!! All these "conspiracy" people bragging around on every TV channel, internet media, etc. that everybody wants to silence them... 😂

[@julieb.5860]

i don't know when i first became aware of this story, but it's been many years. it always stuck with me. i felt so bad about girly. i don't know why she has evoked such a painful response in me. she just does. thank you, as always, for your wry and thoughtful presentation.