Im downloading all of these to save and give to my son when he graduates high school
@ahumblemansrahumblemansr36916 жыл бұрын
Uplifting Comments. It's a smart move, I said the same thing. My son is 6 years old and I started giving him the foundation "the clean" version, like that his happiness is paramount and teaching him the opposite of simpping. Good luck to you and your son.
@usern4metak3ns4 жыл бұрын
Bitches start happening before high school...
@bradearthman83322 жыл бұрын
@@usern4metak3ns haha, I was about to say to do it after middle school graduation.
@usern4metak3ns2 жыл бұрын
@@bradearthman8332 all I have to say is when I was in first grade and before I had my first pube, girls were approaching me and others for attention and touching. Yet males are treated as predators.
@greeneggz_n_ham2 жыл бұрын
A J You're the man.
@nonchalantstu548 жыл бұрын
Every time someone says they are in the friend zone, I recite Patrice's time-ho bit. It's so accurate its scary. Every guy understands it though.
@retrorenaissance94974 жыл бұрын
I am also guilty of doing this
@forrealforreal5882 жыл бұрын
Did this, made myself too available. Saw her lose soo much interest and respect 🤦.
@eliii66672 жыл бұрын
You sir are a smart cat.
@bigmammaprodontwitter5 ай бұрын
You are her time hoe buddy boy
@Dr.Midnight9 жыл бұрын
"Once men find their happiness, women are going to be happy" these words need to be etched into stone somewhere for all of modern society to look at. Patrice is a genius.
@jayjay864437 жыл бұрын
Hell, it's why they hate men...they actually feel happiness.
@greeneggz_n_ham2 жыл бұрын
Not this iteration. We're finished. Lol Maybe the next one, if there's a next one.
@G-G._5 ай бұрын
@@greeneggz_n_hamnothing changes. Same shit was happening in society 2000 years ago. it’s up to you brother
@jaredl1480Ай бұрын
Hope I can find that happiness soon
@JeffTheDude77711 жыл бұрын
Fuck! I just realized that Patrice died during the "podcast explosion", where nearly every comedian started one. Could anyone imagine a 1-2 hr long, once a week Patrice Oneal podcast?! He wouldn't have to deal with suits or producers... If only.
@jayjay864436 жыл бұрын
He would be one of the most successful and amazing podcasters in the planet if he just stopped eating those doughnuts. Trust me, do you know how life would be right now if the Black Philip show was continuing to this timeline? It would be eutopic and all the bois would become men and use their girls as trading cards. Not the other way around.
@MunkeyyCANA6 жыл бұрын
jayjay86443 the entire dating and relationship scene would be different
@Hugo-ew2ko3 жыл бұрын
@@jayjay86443 Couldn't agree more. Only person I'll ever be sad for passing away so prematurely. There are others who continued his mission but none can stand as tall and shine as bright as Patrice did. Patrice truly was on another level when it came to this shit
@hansolo14872 жыл бұрын
God was getting bored and needed some entertainment lol
@gothxm8 ай бұрын
We need Jerry lmao @@Hugo-ew2ko
@gamergamer35188 жыл бұрын
God granted character defining obstacles to Patrice Oneal. Give Patrice credit for handling himself like a true soldier through thick and thin.
@alsoknownas8757 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the first 45 minutes alone contains almost EVERYTHING men need to know about managing women and relationships. This is seriously solid fucking *GOLD*. RIP Patrice, and thank you for leaving behind so much valuable information. Jesus Christ.
@christiansky9422 жыл бұрын
The Jerry conversation is great too
@allenthomas86828 жыл бұрын
Thank god for Patrice and Dante.
@bategs90011 жыл бұрын
Theres no way you can listen to this once, I have listened to this pod 3 times. I'm ready to go practice what the professor has spoke.
@9Skiddlerip98 жыл бұрын
"When you say OK to a woman...they keep going!" This shit is absolute genius.
@shihowA2 ай бұрын
How is it genius. He's literally just telling you what he experienced when dealing with the women in his life. More like wisdom than genius.
@kwena711 жыл бұрын
True my friend. And genuine confidence is not outcome dependent. Patrice is not teaching seduction, he is teaching leadership. With truthful leadership comes loyalty and all the good things that will trickle down to the weaker gender. Never worry about what women will see in you, only what you can show them about themselves.
@jaredsuigenerisjohnson54576 жыл бұрын
That's some real shyt, you said a Mouthful then.#Profound
@13Rose12 жыл бұрын
R.I.P to one of the greats. I have every episode of this show on mp3 and at one point I listened to it like a religion.
@viciousbloodbath11 жыл бұрын
The guy, Jerry, who's calling the show and has both, his wife and girlfriend, all happily living together; it's so funny to hear him guy call up, completely secure and happy in his life, then hangs up and then the next caller is saying something like, "Hey Patrice. So here's the problem, there's this girl I like, but I can't..." Hilarious. You just have to hope that everybody, one day, understands how it works and can be happy, like Jerry. Whether it's with one one girl in their life or nine.
@Ghost_Freya2 жыл бұрын
Nice comment. I love the black Philip community
@2InfinityNBeyon3 жыл бұрын
I came to this at the most perfect point in my life
@dopeintellect13 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard. Better late than never
@soccer14blood0812 жыл бұрын
God damnit. The greatest people always leave us early. Thank god for youtube so these gems will be preserved for a long time to come.
@blackceligt0212 жыл бұрын
Goddamn Patrice was a genius. This whole friend zone explanation would've helped me out so much 3 years ago. RIP, big man.
@ContextReallyMatters9 жыл бұрын
"You gotta lie three years ahead"
@mmamalenurse8 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand the whole wedding ring tan line thing....
@loos3eleaf8 жыл бұрын
+Ramon Lopez no one did
@Ciraze8 жыл бұрын
So that when he gets married and actually gets a wedding ring he can still cheat on his wife. Basically he intends to take the wedding ring off when we wants to go have "fun". You can usually tell a guys married even if he takes his wedding ring off because if you wear something you're not used to it leaves a tan line but hes got that covered ;)
@Onetakelifestyle33235 ай бұрын
Man I’m so glad I came across this stuff. Rest in peace 👑., this stuff is solid advice straight up
@THEFARREEL8 жыл бұрын
Jerry that Nigga! Be Jerry Fellas
@SloppyJoe11007 жыл бұрын
Jerry should have picked up the show. Make his own podcast
@zetterburger7 жыл бұрын
Been crying about a break, thanks for pulling me out Patrice
@hometowner2311 жыл бұрын
dont you ever erase this shit this is the bible
@TheBlackdragon9367 жыл бұрын
hometowner23 Part of this is in the Bible but even with all Patrice’s knowledge, the Bible has so much more knowledge. You will mater life when you have the knowledge of God. Patrice believing in God also made him so wise.
@shihowA2 ай бұрын
@@TheBlackdragon936p/Oatrice was an israelite- god dwells in em. 3somes and prostitutes are against god's law though, thats why buddy died: "the wages of sin is death"🤷🏾♂️
@johnjkelsall943512 жыл бұрын
RIP Patrice you were utterly amazing.
@RoseColoredIris12 жыл бұрын
Seriously, you just made my day. Thank you so very much. Have a good sir.
@WiseAilbhean8 жыл бұрын
22:30 "Because, for real-for real" I haven't heard that in years!
@SonnyBlack212 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude. I've been trying to find that song forever.
@TheDarkGreenMarine3 жыл бұрын
Dont ever delete this
@unclejimmyray12 жыл бұрын
9:45 Black Phillip advice for the married man. It took me 3 years and Black Phil to understand this concept fully.
@slyadam49 жыл бұрын
this guy was a legend. R.I.P. patrice
@gothxm8 ай бұрын
Jerry, wherever you are come start white phillip
@sliceyy10 жыл бұрын
1.09 hits the nail on the head by using the best example:Iideology vs interest. Ideology beats interest hands down every time. Patrice is a fucking genius...
@sali_salvator4 ай бұрын
20:31 DO YOU THINK I NEED A COAT 😀😀😀😭😀😀😀😀
@dopeintellect13 жыл бұрын
Back again. We miss you Mr P
@PaladinHero12 жыл бұрын
Patrice had the best obnoxious girl (redundant) impression. Even better than Bill Burr, who is amazing.
@MIngalls11 жыл бұрын
Dont use axe period lol. Spend a little extra on some cologne so you dont smell llike a highschool student after gym class
@donaldfox63235 жыл бұрын
2019 I cannot stop laughing
@Hiszenkeny11 жыл бұрын
56:20 Mind. Blown. RIP nigga.
@nigelstanford410 жыл бұрын
??
@mastergonzo84237 жыл бұрын
i literally adopted this mentality and i have to say it works so well i have to divide my time into "maybe's" now. i get the feeling like I'm being an asshole but then it turns into an entirely different thing in my favor. its weird how well it works. patrice i never met you but god damn if someone ever asked me if i could meet anyone ever it would be you.
@J.W.Brogan7 жыл бұрын
Master Gonzo you sound like one of those horrifically worded advertisements on porn sites like "I can't believe I tried this one weird trick and it worked, you can too, come to this website and enter your credit card information to start fucking horny locals now"
@mastergonzo84237 жыл бұрын
You're supposed to laugh BTW.... That shits funny.
@J.W.Brogan7 жыл бұрын
Nice one, yah got me dude.
@eliii66672 жыл бұрын
Better than this fresh and fit crap we got today ! Emotional kids trying to be Patrice.
@normalguycap8 жыл бұрын
I liked Kathleen. She was funny and her voice was icing on the cake. It was hilarious to hear an adult almost noble voice say dirty thing.
@edwinfernandez12211 жыл бұрын
Lmfao if you notice at the very end Patrice didn't get to plug anything for himself cus Dante kept talking over him lol
@DanteNero112 жыл бұрын
Picking up the torch for the fans and my brother Rest in Pimp subcribe Beige phillip show on iTunes hope you like sincerly Dante
@markwinberry80957 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so how's that going for you? Quit riding coattails and borrowing names. Do your own thing nigga.
@m123x11 жыл бұрын
pure. genius. rip, P.
@markwinberry80957 жыл бұрын
Sharks was a perfect analogy. Poor Patrice must have never heard Jimmy Buffet's song Fins.
@no1raniuk12 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many normal guys ruined their relationships by trying to carry off swag like Patrice.
@bubbaquan417710 жыл бұрын
the build up from 18:20 to 18:33 is too hilarious
@Stefan.X.8 жыл бұрын
good to hear without the hole
@morrisfly8511 жыл бұрын
2:18.00 lol Patrice killed it about the early 80s black dude bass guitar love songs.
@JediEmcee2412 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@Joaotookapicture11 жыл бұрын
He makes it so simple.
@kwena711 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@Skrimpish3 жыл бұрын
If you have someone bothering you in the kitchen. Have them "help" you by cutting up some carrots and peeling potatoes.
@gourdo12612 жыл бұрын
It was pretty hilarious listening to Patrice deal with it though.
@Tysolo522 жыл бұрын
1:40:41 what’s this song
@DazmoTube8 жыл бұрын
damn you black philip!
@LuG89113 жыл бұрын
5:55 is fuckN hilarious to me
@fernandohood56576 жыл бұрын
1:57:44 thats a jedi pimp right there
@hate4everything11 жыл бұрын
its like tuna fish killed me
@morrisfly8511 жыл бұрын
If it didn't work the guy didn't execute Mr. P's techniques successfully. Instead you should be asking how many guys has this worked for. The main thing is confidence, if you are hesitant one ounce women will be able to see right it.
@ureatowel1512 жыл бұрын
Patrice is the socrates of the friend zone
@Mr253tac12 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS THAT DUDE CUZZ , !!!!! R.I.P.
@markgavina8949 жыл бұрын
Long Live P
@yrmominshorts12 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' Jerry
@jamescole37957 жыл бұрын
Thumbed down by 38 simps + 2 feminists.
@MartinLittleArt11 жыл бұрын
the friend zone conversation is at about the 40 minute mark
@jeffkerr8072 жыл бұрын
I think what he was saying about the wedding ring is he wore it all the time EXCEPT when he was on the prowl. so girls would see a tan line ( available marriage material ) ? When he got married it covered the tan line. It still makes no sense.
@georgelucas54457 жыл бұрын
1:16:48 That nigha laugh though😂😂
@mybedhas2wrongsides2027 ай бұрын
Her : “The Sun Shines” Patrice: No It Don’t 😂
@metalmayhem36228 жыл бұрын
1:32:25 Patrice Sings
@Comrade.Question8 жыл бұрын
Metal Mayhem His commentary is gold.
@donaldfox63235 жыл бұрын
Self imposed toothlessness!!
@Jose-oq6kj2 жыл бұрын
Been a while. Met a new girl. Older than me. Here to learn from the best.
@depletable12 жыл бұрын
It's nice to know the ways I've naturally been with women for the past 6-7 years are philosophically explained and confirmed by a genius like Patrice.
@dustinanderson75344 жыл бұрын
2020!
@Mr.BigNate3 жыл бұрын
Did the white guy say nigga at 56:45...??? He slipped it in there all sneaky n shit. I could tell because it was the most awkward, nasally "nigga" I ever heard in my life...
@TheSinatra2 жыл бұрын
Hes black
@guillermonaon7933 Жыл бұрын
What's the problem nigga
@aymane44998 ай бұрын
Drew boogie is black
@HomeMail-i3z Жыл бұрын
2023❤
@CalB3310 жыл бұрын
what's the song at 1:40:40?
@Mitch-Cumstein10 жыл бұрын
ITS DEFİNİTELY NOT DERUDE - SANDSTORM.
@hublotkingcole6838 жыл бұрын
+youTOOBisDUMB thanks
@rageturkey9 жыл бұрын
preach
@Panama081512 жыл бұрын
Chocolate Buttermilk - Kool and the Gang
@Moglis0012 жыл бұрын
Anyone knows what is the name of the song that plays in the intro? Not the Barry WHite one.
@chesterbesterfeild10 жыл бұрын
1:14:51 Its Chip O'Neil!
@RoseColoredIris12 жыл бұрын
1:40:40 Can someone please tell me what song that is? I looked for it on the google but had no luck.
@Cliffdrop17 жыл бұрын
RoseColoredIris SOS- Just be good to me..
@bila17512 жыл бұрын
Marvin Gaye - Heavy Love Affair
@thisgame212 жыл бұрын
you can either understand women or love women but not both
@UpalKashey12 жыл бұрын
LOL! 1:02 is hilarious! my woman is just honest : (
@jahlenbarnes73347 жыл бұрын
whats the song that plays at the opening while there talking
@markwinberry80957 жыл бұрын
Loves theme. Barry whites love unlimited orchestra or some shit.
@jahlenbarnes73347 жыл бұрын
thanks nigga :)
@markwinberry80957 жыл бұрын
jahlen barnes no sweat. Glad to be able to step to the plate and help someone out in the name of Patrice. RIP. Rest in pimp.
@powerbomb9311 жыл бұрын
@no1raniuk I don't think it's a question of how many routs ruined their relationships, but how many guys finally got the relationships they wanted?
@hublotkingcole6837 жыл бұрын
1:16:48. Lmfao
@mmacsds12 жыл бұрын
2:26:10. Now I know too much. A little knowledge really is dangerous
@JediEmcee2412 жыл бұрын
0:29:36 Whats the name of that song.
@knowun9 жыл бұрын
woooooooow 1:27:00
@xtralimit11 жыл бұрын
13 dislikes? Birches be crazy.
@MIngalls11 жыл бұрын
haha ya evidently
@Riquinni8 жыл бұрын
2:17:45 had me dying
@kilpatrickkirksimmons50168 жыл бұрын
Only Patrice O'Neal could make cuckolding seem like a viable outlook. I'll never be into that shit, and I think a lot of (maybe most) men who like it are more into the humiliation aspect than the detachment bit. Nevertheless, he blew my mind. I'll have to judge it in a less knee-jerk manner
@J.W.Brogan7 жыл бұрын
Kilpatrick Kirksimmons funny how you tried to start a dialogue about it though, you know, because "you'll never be into it"
@HusaPusa2 жыл бұрын
20:49
@jayinri66589 жыл бұрын
sooooong???? 29:30
@numarkTT29 жыл бұрын
Jay inri : Chocolate Buttermilk-Kool and the Gang
@IndagatorAD48 жыл бұрын
+numarkTT2 Also checkout "Straighten It Out" by Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth. Classic Hip Hop using a classic