The Black Phillip Show - 4

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@Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
@Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 7 жыл бұрын
Im downloading all of these to save and give to my son when he graduates high school
@ahumblemansrahumblemansr3691
@ahumblemansrahumblemansr3691 6 жыл бұрын
Uplifting Comments. It's a smart move, I said the same thing. My son is 6 years old and I started giving him the foundation "the clean" version, like that his happiness is paramount and teaching him the opposite of simpping. Good luck to you and your son.
@usern4metak3ns
@usern4metak3ns 4 жыл бұрын
Bitches start happening before high school...
@bradearthman8332
@bradearthman8332 2 жыл бұрын
@@usern4metak3ns haha, I was about to say to do it after middle school graduation.
@usern4metak3ns
@usern4metak3ns 2 жыл бұрын
@@bradearthman8332 all I have to say is when I was in first grade and before I had my first pube, girls were approaching me and others for attention and touching. Yet males are treated as predators.
@greeneggz_n_ham
@greeneggz_n_ham 2 жыл бұрын
A J You're the man.
@nonchalantstu54
@nonchalantstu54 8 жыл бұрын
Every time someone says they are in the friend zone, I recite Patrice's time-ho bit. It's so accurate its scary. Every guy understands it though.
@retrorenaissance9497
@retrorenaissance9497 4 жыл бұрын
I am also guilty of doing this
@forrealforreal588
@forrealforreal588 2 жыл бұрын
Did this, made myself too available. Saw her lose soo much interest and respect 🤦.
@eliii6667
@eliii6667 2 жыл бұрын
You sir are a smart cat.
@bigmammaprodontwitter
@bigmammaprodontwitter 5 ай бұрын
You are her time hoe buddy boy
@Dr.Midnight
@Dr.Midnight 9 жыл бұрын
"Once men find their happiness, women are going to be happy" these words need to be etched into stone somewhere for all of modern society to look at. Patrice is a genius.
@jayjay86443
@jayjay86443 7 жыл бұрын
Hell, it's why they hate men...they actually feel happiness.
@greeneggz_n_ham
@greeneggz_n_ham 2 жыл бұрын
Not this iteration. We're finished. Lol Maybe the next one, if there's a next one.
@G-G._
@G-G._ 5 ай бұрын
@@greeneggz_n_hamnothing changes. Same shit was happening in society 2000 years ago. it’s up to you brother
@jaredl1480
@jaredl1480 Ай бұрын
Hope I can find that happiness soon
@JeffTheDude777
@JeffTheDude777 11 жыл бұрын
Fuck! I just realized that Patrice died during the "podcast explosion", where nearly every comedian started one. Could anyone imagine a 1-2 hr long, once a week Patrice Oneal podcast?! He wouldn't have to deal with suits or producers... If only.
@jayjay86443
@jayjay86443 6 жыл бұрын
He would be one of the most successful and amazing podcasters in the planet if he just stopped eating those doughnuts. Trust me, do you know how life would be right now if the Black Philip show was continuing to this timeline? It would be eutopic and all the bois would become men and use their girls as trading cards. Not the other way around.
@MunkeyyCANA
@MunkeyyCANA 6 жыл бұрын
jayjay86443 the entire dating and relationship scene would be different
@Hugo-ew2ko
@Hugo-ew2ko 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayjay86443 Couldn't agree more. Only person I'll ever be sad for passing away so prematurely. There are others who continued his mission but none can stand as tall and shine as bright as Patrice did. Patrice truly was on another level when it came to this shit
@hansolo1487
@hansolo1487 2 жыл бұрын
God was getting bored and needed some entertainment lol
@gothxm
@gothxm 8 ай бұрын
We need Jerry lmao ​@@Hugo-ew2ko
@gamergamer3518
@gamergamer3518 8 жыл бұрын
God granted character defining obstacles to Patrice Oneal. Give Patrice credit for handling himself like a true soldier through thick and thin.
@alsoknownas875
@alsoknownas875 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, the first 45 minutes alone contains almost EVERYTHING men need to know about managing women and relationships. This is seriously solid fucking *GOLD*. RIP Patrice, and thank you for leaving behind so much valuable information. Jesus Christ.
@christiansky942
@christiansky942 2 жыл бұрын
The Jerry conversation is great too
@allenthomas8682
@allenthomas8682 8 жыл бұрын
Thank god for Patrice and Dante.
@bategs900
@bategs900 11 жыл бұрын
Theres no way you can listen to this once, I have listened to this pod 3 times. I'm ready to go practice what the professor has spoke.
@9Skiddlerip9
@9Skiddlerip9 8 жыл бұрын
"When you say OK to a woman...they keep going!" This shit is absolute genius.
@shihowA
@shihowA 2 ай бұрын
How is it genius. He's literally just telling you what he experienced when dealing with the women in his life. More like wisdom than genius.
@kwena7
@kwena7 11 жыл бұрын
True my friend. And genuine confidence is not outcome dependent. Patrice is not teaching seduction, he is teaching leadership. With truthful leadership comes loyalty and all the good things that will trickle down to the weaker gender. Never worry about what women will see in you, only what you can show them about themselves.
@jaredsuigenerisjohnson5457
@jaredsuigenerisjohnson5457 6 жыл бұрын
That's some real shyt, you said a Mouthful then.#Profound
@13Rose
@13Rose 12 жыл бұрын
R.I.P to one of the greats. I have every episode of this show on mp3 and at one point I listened to it like a religion.
@viciousbloodbath
@viciousbloodbath 11 жыл бұрын
The guy, Jerry, who's calling the show and has both, his wife and girlfriend, all happily living together; it's so funny to hear him guy call up, completely secure and happy in his life, then hangs up and then the next caller is saying something like, "Hey Patrice. So here's the problem, there's this girl I like, but I can't..." Hilarious. You just have to hope that everybody, one day, understands how it works and can be happy, like Jerry. Whether it's with one one girl in their life or nine.
@Ghost_Freya
@Ghost_Freya 2 жыл бұрын
Nice comment. I love the black Philip community
@2InfinityNBeyon
@2InfinityNBeyon 3 жыл бұрын
I came to this at the most perfect point in my life
@dopeintellect1
@dopeintellect1 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard. Better late than never
@soccer14blood08
@soccer14blood08 12 жыл бұрын
God damnit. The greatest people always leave us early. Thank god for youtube so these gems will be preserved for a long time to come.
@blackceligt02
@blackceligt02 12 жыл бұрын
Goddamn Patrice was a genius. This whole friend zone explanation would've helped me out so much 3 years ago. RIP, big man.
@ContextReallyMatters
@ContextReallyMatters 9 жыл бұрын
"You gotta lie three years ahead"
@mmamalenurse
@mmamalenurse 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand the whole wedding ring tan line thing....
@loos3eleaf
@loos3eleaf 8 жыл бұрын
+Ramon Lopez no one did
@Ciraze
@Ciraze 8 жыл бұрын
So that when he gets married and actually gets a wedding ring he can still cheat on his wife. Basically he intends to take the wedding ring off when we wants to go have "fun". You can usually tell a guys married even if he takes his wedding ring off because if you wear something you're not used to it leaves a tan line but hes got that covered ;)
@Onetakelifestyle3323
@Onetakelifestyle3323 5 ай бұрын
Man I’m so glad I came across this stuff. Rest in peace 👑., this stuff is solid advice straight up
@THEFARREEL
@THEFARREEL 8 жыл бұрын
Jerry that Nigga! Be Jerry Fellas
@SloppyJoe1100
@SloppyJoe1100 7 жыл бұрын
Jerry should have picked up the show. Make his own podcast
@zetterburger
@zetterburger 7 жыл бұрын
Been crying about a break, thanks for pulling me out Patrice
@hometowner23
@hometowner23 11 жыл бұрын
dont you ever erase this shit this is the bible
@TheBlackdragon936
@TheBlackdragon936 7 жыл бұрын
hometowner23 Part of this is in the Bible but even with all Patrice’s knowledge, the Bible has so much more knowledge. You will mater life when you have the knowledge of God. Patrice believing in God also made him so wise.
@shihowA
@shihowA 2 ай бұрын
​@@TheBlackdragon936p/Oatrice was an israelite- god dwells in em. 3somes and prostitutes are against god's law though, thats why buddy died: "the wages of sin is death"🤷🏾‍♂️
@johnjkelsall9435
@johnjkelsall9435 12 жыл бұрын
RIP Patrice you were utterly amazing.
@RoseColoredIris
@RoseColoredIris 12 жыл бұрын
Seriously, you just made my day. Thank you so very much. Have a good sir.
@WiseAilbhean
@WiseAilbhean 8 жыл бұрын
22:30 "Because, for real-for real" I haven't heard that in years!
@SonnyBlack2
@SonnyBlack2 12 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude. I've been trying to find that song forever.
@TheDarkGreenMarine
@TheDarkGreenMarine 3 жыл бұрын
Dont ever delete this
@unclejimmyray
@unclejimmyray 12 жыл бұрын
9:45 Black Phillip advice for the married man. It took me 3 years and Black Phil to understand this concept fully.
@slyadam4
@slyadam4 9 жыл бұрын
this guy was a legend. R.I.P. patrice
@gothxm
@gothxm 8 ай бұрын
Jerry, wherever you are come start white phillip
@sliceyy
@sliceyy 10 жыл бұрын
1.09 hits the nail on the head by using the best example:Iideology vs interest. Ideology beats interest hands down every time. Patrice is a fucking genius...
@sali_salvator
@sali_salvator 4 ай бұрын
20:31 DO YOU THINK I NEED A COAT 😀😀😀😭😀😀😀😀
@dopeintellect1
@dopeintellect1 3 жыл бұрын
Back again. We miss you Mr P
@PaladinHero
@PaladinHero 12 жыл бұрын
Patrice had the best obnoxious girl (redundant) impression. Even better than Bill Burr, who is amazing.
@MIngalls
@MIngalls 11 жыл бұрын
Dont use axe period lol. Spend a little extra on some cologne so you dont smell llike a highschool student after gym class
@donaldfox6323
@donaldfox6323 5 жыл бұрын
2019 I cannot stop laughing
@Hiszenkeny
@Hiszenkeny 11 жыл бұрын
56:20 Mind. Blown. RIP nigga.
@nigelstanford4
@nigelstanford4 10 жыл бұрын
??
@mastergonzo8423
@mastergonzo8423 7 жыл бұрын
i literally adopted this mentality and i have to say it works so well i have to divide my time into "maybe's" now. i get the feeling like I'm being an asshole but then it turns into an entirely different thing in my favor. its weird how well it works. patrice i never met you but god damn if someone ever asked me if i could meet anyone ever it would be you.
@J.W.Brogan
@J.W.Brogan 7 жыл бұрын
Master Gonzo you sound like one of those horrifically worded advertisements on porn sites like "I can't believe I tried this one weird trick and it worked, you can too, come to this website and enter your credit card information to start fucking horny locals now"
@mastergonzo8423
@mastergonzo8423 7 жыл бұрын
You're supposed to laugh BTW.... That shits funny.
@J.W.Brogan
@J.W.Brogan 7 жыл бұрын
Nice one, yah got me dude.
@eliii6667
@eliii6667 2 жыл бұрын
Better than this fresh and fit crap we got today ! Emotional kids trying to be Patrice.
@normalguycap
@normalguycap 8 жыл бұрын
I liked Kathleen. She was funny and her voice was icing on the cake. It was hilarious to hear an adult almost noble voice say dirty thing.
@edwinfernandez122
@edwinfernandez122 11 жыл бұрын
Lmfao if you notice at the very end Patrice didn't get to plug anything for himself cus Dante kept talking over him lol
@DanteNero1
@DanteNero1 12 жыл бұрын
Picking up the torch for the fans and my brother Rest in Pimp subcribe Beige phillip show on iTunes hope you like sincerly Dante
@markwinberry8095
@markwinberry8095 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so how's that going for you? Quit riding coattails and borrowing names. Do your own thing nigga.
@m123x
@m123x 11 жыл бұрын
pure. genius. rip, P.
@markwinberry8095
@markwinberry8095 7 жыл бұрын
Sharks was a perfect analogy. Poor Patrice must have never heard Jimmy Buffet's song Fins.
@no1raniuk
@no1raniuk 12 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many normal guys ruined their relationships by trying to carry off swag like Patrice.
@bubbaquan4177
@bubbaquan4177 10 жыл бұрын
the build up from 18:20 to 18:33 is too hilarious
@Stefan.X.
@Stefan.X. 8 жыл бұрын
good to hear without the hole
@morrisfly85
@morrisfly85 11 жыл бұрын
2:18.00 lol Patrice killed it about the early 80s black dude bass guitar love songs.
@JediEmcee24
@JediEmcee24 12 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@Joaotookapicture
@Joaotookapicture 11 жыл бұрын
He makes it so simple.
@kwena7
@kwena7 11 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@Skrimpish
@Skrimpish 3 жыл бұрын
If you have someone bothering you in the kitchen. Have them "help" you by cutting up some carrots and peeling potatoes.
@gourdo126
@gourdo126 12 жыл бұрын
It was pretty hilarious listening to Patrice deal with it though.
@Tysolo52
@Tysolo52 2 жыл бұрын
1:40:41 what’s this song
@DazmoTube
@DazmoTube 8 жыл бұрын
damn you black philip!
@LuG8911
@LuG8911 3 жыл бұрын
5:55 is fuckN hilarious to me
@fernandohood5657
@fernandohood5657 6 жыл бұрын
1:57:44 thats a jedi pimp right there
@hate4everything
@hate4everything 11 жыл бұрын
its like tuna fish killed me
@morrisfly85
@morrisfly85 11 жыл бұрын
If it didn't work the guy didn't execute Mr. P's techniques successfully. Instead you should be asking how many guys has this worked for. The main thing is confidence, if you are hesitant one ounce women will be able to see right it.
@ureatowel15
@ureatowel15 12 жыл бұрын
Patrice is the socrates of the friend zone
@Mr253tac
@Mr253tac 12 жыл бұрын
THIS WAS THAT DUDE CUZZ , !!!!! R.I.P.
@markgavina894
@markgavina894 9 жыл бұрын
Long Live P
@yrmominshorts
@yrmominshorts 12 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' Jerry
@jamescole3795
@jamescole3795 7 жыл бұрын
Thumbed down by 38 simps + 2 feminists.
@MartinLittleArt
@MartinLittleArt 11 жыл бұрын
the friend zone conversation is at about the 40 minute mark
@jeffkerr807
@jeffkerr807 2 жыл бұрын
I think what he was saying about the wedding ring is he wore it all the time EXCEPT when he was on the prowl. so girls would see a tan line ( available marriage material ) ? When he got married it covered the tan line. It still makes no sense.
@georgelucas5445
@georgelucas5445 7 жыл бұрын
1:16:48 That nigha laugh though😂😂
@mybedhas2wrongsides202
@mybedhas2wrongsides202 7 ай бұрын
Her : “The Sun Shines” Patrice: No It Don’t 😂
@metalmayhem3622
@metalmayhem3622 8 жыл бұрын
1:32:25 Patrice Sings
@Comrade.Question
@Comrade.Question 8 жыл бұрын
Metal Mayhem His commentary is gold.
@donaldfox6323
@donaldfox6323 5 жыл бұрын
Self imposed toothlessness!!
@Jose-oq6kj
@Jose-oq6kj 2 жыл бұрын
Been a while. Met a new girl. Older than me. Here to learn from the best.
@depletable
@depletable 12 жыл бұрын
It's nice to know the ways I've naturally been with women for the past 6-7 years are philosophically explained and confirmed by a genius like Patrice.
@dustinanderson7534
@dustinanderson7534 4 жыл бұрын
2020!
@Mr.BigNate
@Mr.BigNate 3 жыл бұрын
Did the white guy say nigga at 56:45...??? He slipped it in there all sneaky n shit. I could tell because it was the most awkward, nasally "nigga" I ever heard in my life...
@TheSinatra
@TheSinatra 2 жыл бұрын
Hes black
@guillermonaon7933
@guillermonaon7933 Жыл бұрын
What's the problem nigga
@aymane4499
@aymane4499 8 ай бұрын
Drew boogie is black
@HomeMail-i3z
@HomeMail-i3z Жыл бұрын
2023❤
@CalB33
@CalB33 10 жыл бұрын
what's the song at 1:40:40?
@Mitch-Cumstein
@Mitch-Cumstein 10 жыл бұрын
ITS DEFİNİTELY NOT DERUDE - SANDSTORM.
@hublotkingcole683
@hublotkingcole683 8 жыл бұрын
+youTOOBisDUMB thanks
@rageturkey
@rageturkey 9 жыл бұрын
preach
@Panama0815
@Panama0815 12 жыл бұрын
Chocolate Buttermilk - Kool and the Gang
@Moglis00
@Moglis00 12 жыл бұрын
Anyone knows what is the name of the song that plays in the intro? Not the Barry WHite one.
@chesterbesterfeild
@chesterbesterfeild 10 жыл бұрын
1:14:51 Its Chip O'Neil!
@RoseColoredIris
@RoseColoredIris 12 жыл бұрын
1:40:40 Can someone please tell me what song that is? I looked for it on the google but had no luck.
@Cliffdrop1
@Cliffdrop1 7 жыл бұрын
RoseColoredIris SOS- Just be good to me..
@bila175
@bila175 12 жыл бұрын
Marvin Gaye - Heavy Love Affair
@thisgame2
@thisgame2 12 жыл бұрын
you can either understand women or love women but not both
@UpalKashey
@UpalKashey 12 жыл бұрын
LOL! 1:02 is hilarious! my woman is just honest : (
@jahlenbarnes7334
@jahlenbarnes7334 7 жыл бұрын
whats the song that plays at the opening while there talking
@markwinberry8095
@markwinberry8095 7 жыл бұрын
Loves theme. Barry whites love unlimited orchestra or some shit.
@jahlenbarnes7334
@jahlenbarnes7334 7 жыл бұрын
thanks nigga :)
@markwinberry8095
@markwinberry8095 7 жыл бұрын
jahlen barnes no sweat. Glad to be able to step to the plate and help someone out in the name of Patrice. RIP. Rest in pimp.
@powerbomb93
@powerbomb93 11 жыл бұрын
@no1raniuk I don't think it's a question of how many routs ruined their relationships, but how many guys finally got the relationships they wanted?
@hublotkingcole683
@hublotkingcole683 7 жыл бұрын
1:16:48. Lmfao
@mmacsds
@mmacsds 12 жыл бұрын
2:26:10. Now I know too much. A little knowledge really is dangerous
@JediEmcee24
@JediEmcee24 12 жыл бұрын
0:29:36 Whats the name of that song.
@knowun
@knowun 9 жыл бұрын
woooooooow 1:27:00
@xtralimit
@xtralimit 11 жыл бұрын
13 dislikes? Birches be crazy.
@MIngalls
@MIngalls 11 жыл бұрын
haha ya evidently
@Riquinni
@Riquinni 8 жыл бұрын
2:17:45 had me dying
@kilpatrickkirksimmons5016
@kilpatrickkirksimmons5016 8 жыл бұрын
Only Patrice O'Neal could make cuckolding seem like a viable outlook. I'll never be into that shit, and I think a lot of (maybe most) men who like it are more into the humiliation aspect than the detachment bit. Nevertheless, he blew my mind. I'll have to judge it in a less knee-jerk manner
@J.W.Brogan
@J.W.Brogan 7 жыл бұрын
Kilpatrick Kirksimmons funny how you tried to start a dialogue about it though, you know, because "you'll never be into it"
@HusaPusa
@HusaPusa 2 жыл бұрын
20:49
@jayinri6658
@jayinri6658 9 жыл бұрын
sooooong???? 29:30
@numarkTT2
@numarkTT2 9 жыл бұрын
Jay inri : Chocolate Buttermilk-Kool and the Gang
@IndagatorAD4
@IndagatorAD4 8 жыл бұрын
+numarkTT2 Also checkout "Straighten It Out" by Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth. Classic Hip Hop using a classic
@Don_JZA
@Don_JZA 6 жыл бұрын
-------------------------@1:32:00
@JohnDoe-ef3nv
@JohnDoe-ef3nv 8 жыл бұрын
2:05:00 so true
@adamizakaya
@adamizakaya 7 жыл бұрын
47:30
@chrisshim4388
@chrisshim4388 4 жыл бұрын
2:03:32
@interviewwithdevin2902
@interviewwithdevin2902 2 жыл бұрын
As far as songs. Sza the weekend
@deftrojan14
@deftrojan14 11 жыл бұрын
self imposed toothlesness.
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