The Bloodline Lives On-Faster Than Bruce Lee

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SenseiSeagal

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Bruce Lee is a fan favorite of many. Some don't love him, but either way, the man knew his martial arts. He was a pioneer in many ways, and his son was also making waves before his untimely accident. After some deep digging and research, I found the descendant to the Bruce Lee Martial Arts Dynasty, and all I can say is don't blink or you might miss it. Ken is lightning fast, and the similarities are uncanny. Super Ken!
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@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 3 ай бұрын
Big Ken is the hero I never knew I needed in my life, but I'm glad I found him. The man is entertaining millions of people with his lightning hands and tiramisu snacks. I hope y'all enjoyed this beast. And his sidekicks. Do you think it's edited? If you'd like to support the team www.patreon.com/SenseiSeagal Thanks legends
@greenkoopa
@greenkoopa 3 ай бұрын
Lmfao my son likes this guy 😂😂😂
@matthewhopkins666
@matthewhopkins666 3 ай бұрын
Paul is quicker, Paul is so fast he read this comment before I finished typing it. *Thank You Paul*
@joshuaaaronfinn3212
@joshuaaaronfinn3212 3 ай бұрын
Indeed thank you Paul
@dunngyllite7883
@dunngyllite7883 3 ай бұрын
Yes, thank you P- wow, that was fast...
@markshark7521
@markshark7521 3 ай бұрын
That fast his hair can't keep up😋
@blood22ification
@blood22ification 3 ай бұрын
Thank you Paul
@blood22ification
@blood22ification 3 ай бұрын
See I need to be careful saying this now. It'll be a running meme that no one but youtube knows, I'll end up starting to say it IRL when people hand me things or do things for me lol
@ahhamartin
@ahhamartin 3 ай бұрын
Just glad Joker and Harley are doing fine in the Witness Protection Program.
@kevinramsey417
@kevinramsey417 3 ай бұрын
"Unemployment final boss" Those comments are absolutely killing me.
@glowing571
@glowing571 3 ай бұрын
Every Ken must have his Barbie. Ken Lee just took the unorthodox move of choosing a Barbie who is clearly addicted to several narcotics.
@AlanpittsS2b
@AlanpittsS2b 2 ай бұрын
She has to be strung out on something. Why would any somewhat pretty girl hang around this dipshit
@genetash8604
@genetash8604 3 ай бұрын
Real life Mr. Bean right there
@joshuaaaronfinn3212
@joshuaaaronfinn3212 3 ай бұрын
Ken, bro, listen.... Smoking crack is not a superpower no matter how many lighters you go through. Stay classy.
@drshoe8744
@drshoe8744 3 ай бұрын
He's certainly got the unnecessary heavy breathing down. I am so happy that I grew up before the internet was a thing.
@Lady1974M
@Lady1974M 3 ай бұрын
Look...Ken is obviously living large. He has tiramisu and lighters for days and is shacking up with Baby Firefly's crazier twin in a harmonious, loving and committed (or court ordered) relationship. But what Ken doesn't have is a Paul, and we all need a Paul to keep us grounded and humble. Thank you Paul.
@theelder4797
@theelder4797 3 ай бұрын
Dude has GOT to be joking! New troll level unlocked.
@Qvmmy
@Qvmmy 3 ай бұрын
he got that troll energy filthy frank used to had but he needs to working on it
@poeticlicensetokill
@poeticlicensetokill 3 ай бұрын
Agreed, this dude is just doing crazy performance art. There is no way this guy is serious.
@mastathrash5609
@mastathrash5609 3 ай бұрын
This guy is legendary, and bless him and his lady. Who 100% has devils reject vibes, but I'm pretty sure her and Ken be on the same level 😅
@Jokoko2828
@Jokoko2828 3 ай бұрын
If nothing else Kenny has managed to inflict psychic damage to me.
@robosock380
@robosock380 3 ай бұрын
So this is why I keep losing my bic lighters.
@bryanreeves8786
@bryanreeves8786 3 ай бұрын
If he has sped up the playback, I don't think it's by much. He's not bulky, as far as musculature, so the speed, although almost epileptic, is possible. Regardless of sped up, or totally legit, SuperKen is definitely a legend on his own mind. Thank you for finding him, Sensei
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 3 ай бұрын
5:16 I know why the slipper is there. He's using the other one to prop up his phone 😂
@ZulAzriAbdullah-b2y
@ZulAzriAbdullah-b2y 3 ай бұрын
Thanks Paul for typing this for me. My thumb a little bit numb to type this myself.
@willjenkins3304
@willjenkins3304 3 ай бұрын
This has to be CGI. No mortal human is that fast. I mean tearing the impossible to tear paper towel, come on man.
@kevinramsey417
@kevinramsey417 3 ай бұрын
I would say that Steven Seagal is that fast, but Seagal isn't human.
@poopandfartjokes
@poopandfartjokes 3 ай бұрын
Plot twist. He’s actually slowing down the footage.
@willjenkins3304
@willjenkins3304 3 ай бұрын
@@kevinramsey417 don't even get me started on Jean Van Damme. Who wrote the book on fast.
@willjenkins3304
@willjenkins3304 3 ай бұрын
@@kevinramsey417 Well honestly he's so fast there's no way to gauge it. We can't compare seagal to mortals
@CursedCommentaries
@CursedCommentaries 3 ай бұрын
I bet his finger blaster is devistating 🥵
@drunkzombie666
@drunkzombie666 3 ай бұрын
He's a legend in his own mind.
@Humongous420
@Humongous420 3 ай бұрын
The way he shreded that toilet paper...FLAWLESS VICTORY
@kellyduval8753
@kellyduval8753 3 ай бұрын
Fast is one thing. Being fast, accurate, and hitting the target hard. Is a whole different game.
@Vandbærer
@Vandbærer 3 ай бұрын
Wow, those moves... Thank you, Ken Lee.
@-amosc.presley-7192
@-amosc.presley-7192 3 ай бұрын
Big Ken is quicker than Flash🤣🤣
@benfubbs2432
@benfubbs2432 3 ай бұрын
This is his training routine for when he steals things from service stations, normally lighters on the countertop when the cashier turns around to see if they have your smokes in stock.
@Sofus.
@Sofus. 3 ай бұрын
Now everyone outside of Germany knows what is happening in East Germany.
@itaboi309
@itaboi309 3 ай бұрын
We can say what you want about the guy, BUT his got a female and an income from staying home. That's better than most of us.
@thrrax
@thrrax 3 ай бұрын
Ken Leeeeeee, tu libu libu dauchuuuuu, Ken Leeee any mooooo!!!
@IvanIvanoIvanovich
@IvanIvanoIvanovich 3 ай бұрын
I see Ken is a student of Dale Gribble's Monkey Style.
@bicivelo
@bicivelo 3 ай бұрын
Larry David… “What are you fucking nuts?!” That’s from arguable the funniest episode of Curb ever! 😅
@EddieJr8611
@EddieJr8611 3 ай бұрын
Your editing is better than ever, jokes too. 😊Great job funny shit
@jimbroughton
@jimbroughton 3 ай бұрын
Ken definitely pays her by the hour.
@mastathrash5609
@mastathrash5609 3 ай бұрын
Are they reside in the same facility, but that's kind of cute honestly and if that's the case good for them. Even true martial arts Legends Legends need love
@sprintmademe
@sprintmademe 3 ай бұрын
Ken 8s so fast he just had a kid and sent it off to college all before his lady knew.😅
@jarodmasci3445
@jarodmasci3445 3 ай бұрын
I don't normally speak crackhead, but in this case..... It dismayed me to the core that this man may be a fellow Italian....May Seagal have mercy on all our souls!
@rm6330
@rm6330 2 ай бұрын
The same bag on the floor is also on the kitchen table with a peg on it, looks like either a massive bag of cookies or possibly dog biscuits based on the print.
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic 3 ай бұрын
10:20 You had me at Seagalianism, but now you've really won my heart😄😁🤘👏👏🍪🍪🍪🎂🎂🎂💃💃💃💃
@ernestoleitao8684
@ernestoleitao8684 3 ай бұрын
This is truly wonderful!
@robpacman-jedi6381
@robpacman-jedi6381 3 ай бұрын
Ken Lee..... if living is without you.
@miqvPL
@miqvPL 3 ай бұрын
Oh look it's the most sane wing chun practitioner currently alive. Well, at least it seems those 2 mental patients seem to have fun. And I think he might be kicking higher than I do after ~2 years of taekwondo.
@M_K-Bomb
@M_K-Bomb 3 ай бұрын
To be honest, if he can achieve that level of greatness and social media fame. I should also attempt to be as good.
@CursedCommentaries
@CursedCommentaries 3 ай бұрын
His girl seems a little slow.i hope hes nice to her :/
@stanclark8824
@stanclark8824 3 ай бұрын
They seem made for each other hahaha
@mastathrash5609
@mastathrash5609 3 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure they're just two peas in a pod and honestly bless them, also good for him😅
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic 3 ай бұрын
Not slow in making mula. This dude makes bank on ads.
@langdolin
@langdolin 3 ай бұрын
Finally! Someone who finishes faster than I do.
@scottburgess4526
@scottburgess4526 3 ай бұрын
Thank you Paul 🙏
@ernestoleitao8684
@ernestoleitao8684 3 ай бұрын
Great work legend, Paul knows "the way"
@johnmadden7101
@johnmadden7101 3 ай бұрын
I think his superpower is being a knob.
@Tim_the_Enchanter
@Tim_the_Enchanter 3 ай бұрын
Blood alone moves the wheels of history!!!
@meatslide
@meatslide 3 ай бұрын
The countless hours I spent hitting the heavy bag and weight training was unnecessary. I just need to breathe loudly and flop my arms around like a scared chicken.
@ThisGuyRides
@ThisGuyRides 3 ай бұрын
🎵 Ken Lee... tulibu dibu douchoo...🎶
@hastyone9048
@hastyone9048 3 ай бұрын
Sensai, you have to start doing daily videos. I know it’s a tall order but the hilarity it produces is priceless and your loyal subjects need your content to get through the day.
@advocate_of_HAKAI
@advocate_of_HAKAI 3 ай бұрын
I imagine this is what the Joker and Harley Quinn would be like in the sad real world we all live in.
@alanmanrick5593
@alanmanrick5593 3 ай бұрын
I mean, some of those lighter grabs were pretty damn fast.
@Andy_Ross1962
@Andy_Ross1962 3 ай бұрын
haven't had a tiramisu for ages
@peterstephens6168
@peterstephens6168 3 ай бұрын
The question is, how fast is he without the crank?
@internziko
@internziko 3 ай бұрын
If you make a Vin Diesel Tshirt with him saying "Annnd!" I'll buy 10 of them.
@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 3 ай бұрын
Ha ha done
@ethanaleman
@ethanaleman 3 ай бұрын
Tis the season for hocus pocus
@Sebadee80
@Sebadee80 3 ай бұрын
A breadstick with a bald head!
@vatsalsaxena8813
@vatsalsaxena8813 3 ай бұрын
I loved the Indian accents in which the comments were read 😂
@gamervet4760
@gamervet4760 3 ай бұрын
A master at being entertaining.🤣🤣
@Richard-d2i
@Richard-d2i 3 ай бұрын
There's a great song about ken Lee
@kenshirorealstar
@kenshirorealstar 3 ай бұрын
Thanks my fighter❤
@o.t112
@o.t112 3 ай бұрын
I may just quit my day job as I have a talent of being able to do sounds with my hands which sound like farts.
@nahvr
@nahvr 3 ай бұрын
Thank you yet again for another masterpiece 😂❤
@hund1746
@hund1746 3 ай бұрын
Hall of the mountain king,cool vid
@WurlyBurger
@WurlyBurger 3 ай бұрын
Think I'm ready to clock out of my my final shift
@nixdapogs
@nixdapogs 3 ай бұрын
Haha! I love this guy! Keep doing what you’re doing, Kenny boy!
@dunngyllite7883
@dunngyllite7883 3 ай бұрын
Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere Robert Anthony
@jaejonmalloy1341
@jaejonmalloy1341 3 ай бұрын
I'd like to think he's self aware, then I'm reminded of a friend of mine, from elementary school... It is totally possible to be this daft and be completely convinced that you are the baddest thing to walk the earth... It's actually terrifying because, people like this don't back down, then you've got to beat the piss out of them, feeling bad the entire time... That friend of mine and I parted ways in the 8th grade because, I grew tired of his shit, then let it be known... There were some hard feelings(mainly on his skull) but, I forgave him before it was over. Lol
@cobblerama
@cobblerama 3 ай бұрын
Wonder why Kenny's got so many lighters 🤔
@bryangrim6021
@bryangrim6021 3 ай бұрын
Where did you ever find that clip of our master in the Power Rangers video game? That was awesome! LOL 😂 Keep up the good 👍🏼 work!!
@cms83100
@cms83100 3 ай бұрын
I would be worried about Bunny more than Ken. 😂I rewatched the stream I somehow always miss the live stream. But anyway this came out at a great time. Really had shit day needed a good laugh. As always great work love the positivity of your community. I can’t always catch the live but I watch and appreciate it brother 🫡.
@senseiseagal1983
@senseiseagal1983 3 ай бұрын
Thanks legend. I appreciate the support
@kwdoug
@kwdoug 3 ай бұрын
Thank you sensei. I am sure he has a head in the cat food bag. I am sure he has an amazing flesh collection in the attic
@theelder4797
@theelder4797 3 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, he's ALREADY wearing the Edgar suit!
@giovannyc3886
@giovannyc3886 3 ай бұрын
I can watch squirley for hours man. Thats hilarious
@xyaeiounn
@xyaeiounn 3 ай бұрын
You get fast by just trying to get fast. Sure, a coach can help you to stretch, relax, move more efficiently, but it looks like this guy has trained this one attribute. Good on him. He's a weirdo, with definite Zellenoff vibes, but seems to be having a good time. If he stretched properly his kicks would look legit.
@troubledspirit3328
@troubledspirit3328 3 ай бұрын
Legendary Sensei
@JohnStrange-q8r
@JohnStrange-q8r 3 ай бұрын
Woody Allen crossed with Tom Morello
@Elan-Immortal
@Elan-Immortal 3 ай бұрын
Sensi Ken is faster than greased lighting - the lighter snatches are a testament to his astute approach to his self defensive Art of Supreme bulshidio. Lighters quiver in his presence.
@CaptGuts1945
@CaptGuts1945 3 ай бұрын
He looks like a prairie dog when it looks for danger
@anferneee777
@anferneee777 3 ай бұрын
it’s the adjustment of the glasses for me 😂 probably nuts at the speed of light too
@claytonfitzgerald782
@claytonfitzgerald782 3 ай бұрын
Thanks Legend. 😃
@FalseNi9e
@FalseNi9e 3 ай бұрын
The Master!
@DRATERI
@DRATERI 3 ай бұрын
Good vid broski
@tuvia4082
@tuvia4082 3 ай бұрын
WHAT"S IN THE BAG??!!!! - Thank you Ken.
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 3 ай бұрын
You should make some shirts that are just Seagals face. No words, no context - just the many faces and hairstyles of the man 😂 Prime Seagal, or "Seagal Prime" - bald Seagal, tan and oily Seagal, ponytail Seagal, goatee Seagal, old Seagal, squinty Seagal, angry Seagal, flinch-shooting Seagal, durag Seagal, sunglasses Seagal, casual Seagal, Seagal in a hat, Sensei Seagal.. *all of the Seagals.*
@duncanluciak5516
@duncanluciak5516 3 ай бұрын
We're all living in Ken's World.
@DangerLurking
@DangerLurking 3 ай бұрын
That's exactly how Sensei Seagal thinks, he's the best at what he/she does. In his mind.
@MyRealDelusion
@MyRealDelusion 3 ай бұрын
His mommy be soo proud when he learns how to tie his own shoes. Its been a thorn in her side from day one with those gd slippers he wears. At least hes off the bottle.
@NewAgeBarbarian
@NewAgeBarbarian 3 ай бұрын
2:11 is he dressed as chairman Mao?
@JohnStrange-q8r
@JohnStrange-q8r 3 ай бұрын
My sister's cat is called chairman meow.
@billbillson3129
@billbillson3129 3 ай бұрын
"He's too dangerous to be left alive"!!!
@pumpkin91ful
@pumpkin91ful 3 ай бұрын
My poor compatriot he's out of mind but at least he never opened a Mcdojo in Italy😅
@Yo.Schwifty
@Yo.Schwifty 3 ай бұрын
If that's his gf I am definitely cooked.
@thecrone8578
@thecrone8578 3 ай бұрын
" Ken all the blood from all the lines Lee "
@bobberto3399
@bobberto3399 3 ай бұрын
Bros got nothing on some of the lighter thieves I've met.
@Blackatchaproduction
@Blackatchaproduction 3 ай бұрын
What in the name of fever dream is this? Dude just spasing around
@multitimmytiger2
@multitimmytiger2 3 ай бұрын
Ken Lee! Ariba diba dachuu.
@TimothyAdams-ln2jr
@TimothyAdams-ln2jr 3 ай бұрын
He's the descendant of that speed master flick and hit dude you showed before~!
@Ob1sdarkside
@Ob1sdarkside 3 ай бұрын
Our saviour and deity as that famous Austrian painter youtube doesn't like people mentioning. Steven Seagal SS.
@Joorawon.M.Yousuf
@Joorawon.M.Yousuf 3 ай бұрын
10:15 😊😊😊 THE BIRD 🐦 WITH FEATHERS 🪶 REVEALED ‼️‼️🫣🫣👍🤭🤭🤭👌😉😉😉
@joet81
@joet81 3 ай бұрын
So this is what ariel helwani did before his broadcasting career.... always wondered.
@lelikbolek1362
@lelikbolek1362 3 ай бұрын
Ken Lee! Ken Lee!KenLee! P.S. his lady do very important part of his job,laughing like that.
@porkfang
@porkfang 3 ай бұрын
Kenny Boy has bodies buried in his backyard.....
@scottburgess4526
@scottburgess4526 3 ай бұрын
@@porkfang you know it man lol glory holes forever 🙏
@porkfang
@porkfang 3 ай бұрын
@@scottburgess4526 hahahah
@MikaMoupondo
@MikaMoupondo 3 ай бұрын
I am suing! I got eye-poked watching this!
@petermorgan8311
@petermorgan8311 3 ай бұрын
I think Ken has been sniffing too much lighter fluid!!! 😂
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