THE BOMB GOES TO SPACE! 💣

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF PLEASE DEAR GOD DON'T BE A BOMB!
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[@DanielGreeneReviews]

If just gets weirder and weirder.

[@BensBookCave]

But we can’t pretend that we don’t enjoy it

[@yooman6339]

As it should

[@kaydzera9035]

Will you be playing Dark Souls this evening again?

[@SamGaleFilms]

I hope someone sends you a sword so you can do Fruit Ninja, but with Funko Pops.

[@jackwriter1908]

When you make a Livestream to assemble to ship, can you Notify us a little earlier? I think your livestreams are always fun, but half the time I miss them, because I simply don't know they are happening.

[@Rhadagar]

Whenever you end up doubting yourself remember that thousands of people choose to watch you chaotically open packages and enjoy the hell out of it! You have to be doing something right. :)

[@klulu-kun]

Imagine how the sender of the meteorite felt when they found out there's a new unboxing video but realized Daniel would be opening the packages with a drill.

[@thatkennedy]

My dad sent that meteorite (not lying! That thing use to sit on a shelf above his desk among 4 others!) and watching use the drill made my anxiety 📈📈📈📈

[@maia_gaia]

"I just remembered I have a face shield for a reason, and I should have been using it." *Proceeds not to use it*

[@mateoazcueta]

Daniel: "I'm not gonna eat food you send me" Also Daneil: *takes bite out of fresh potato*

[@Matt42MSG]

Raw potatoes contain enzymes that render them indigestible. Zero calories, zero nutrients.

[@micah7492]

Sent through the mail no less

[@AnonymousOnimous]

Oh this is gonna be GOOD! Daniel: "I'm not going to eat anything you send me!" 5 seconds later: "Awh, these are pretty good!"

[@altheacain2942]

I am surprised. I gave him 2 seconds....

[@josteinleirgulen1040]

This sets a great precedent

[@geoffg8791]

TBH you could see it came straight from Amazon so it was a pretty low risk

[@austenhead5303]

Seriously, he is way too easy to murder via mail. He's just lucky fantasy nerds are decent people.

[@imrekarakal3770]

This man is slowly losing his mind, and im on board, we are all on this journey together

[@justfriendly7676]

Hey. Ive been losing my mind since I hit adulthood. Its a natural part of life.

[@christopherbacon1077]

Wrong tense. I'm pretty sure Daniel lost his mind a long time ago

[@imrekarakal3770]

@@christopherbacon1077 Agreed

[@juancarlos-yt7dr]

i really have Idubbbz flashbacks watching this jajaja

[@shepherd_of_art]

Serious WoT vibes here!

[@sarahquinn4117]

The meteorite is awesome! I watched a meteor shower last night but have never seen a “landed” one. Get it a glass case to keep it from humidity perhaps?

[@melodybales2038]

I also feel like that's the supervillain thing to go. So that eventually an ignorant protagonist can bump into it and release space demons

[@brandon8667]

Oh shit I forgot. Missed it

[@sarahquinn4117]

@@brandon8667 I think there will be some tonight too, if your sky is clear ☺️

[@Katastra_]

@@sarahquinn4117 It was too cloudy here last night, fingers crossed tonight is better. I happened to be on St. George Island, Florida for this shower in I think 2012. With so little light pollution it was easily one of the coolest things I've ever witnessed! Right up there with the total eclipse a few years back that I drove an hour to be in the path of totality for :)

[@sarahquinn4117]

@@Katastra_ that’s amazing about the eclipse. I’ve not seen a total eclipse, ever, and I’m in my 50s. I live in a great place for low light pollution, but cloud is something that can ruin the anticipation of a meteor shower. I hope you see it tonight.

[@pemryjanes5789]

I'd argue that an asteroid is exactly what a bunch of nerds want to see unboxed.

[@AndrewHalliwell]

Oh dear, you ate something without washing your hands after touching a meteorite? Pretty much a guarantee you'll gain super powers,now.

[@christopherbacon1077]

Or turn into a tentacle monster. 50/50

[@CM-fh7kk]

@@christopherbacon1077 are you insinuating something?

[@annakhjelm146]

😂😂😂

[@AnyZee]

Dear Daniel, you're standing on something shooting through space for billions of years Yours sincerely, Earth

[@ducky36F]

Poor earth. Never gets the respect it deserves :p

[@billyalarie929]

why are you downplaying the absolute fucking incredibleness of what he was gifted?

[@ThePurpleBookWyrm]

Okay that meteorite is the coolest thing you've every gotten, admit it. 👀 Also damn, having strangers send you Folio Society editions, must be nice. 😆

[@annakhjelm146]

I honoustly wouldn't be able to say which is the more awsome gift to get. I'm a bookworm, but... a METORITE! That is SOOO awsome and it is a really old one too (I am a history geek too )😂😂🤣 This is the coolest unboxing video ever! 😎😍 And that is a wicked knife too 😉

[@johnnymccann7797]

The increasing insanity of Daniel’s channel is what I’m living for now.

[@duser]

Came for One Piece, stayed for angie gnoblin

[@jarltrippin]

"It's hard to stab stuff!" That sounded straight out of a cartoon. You should dip your toes into voice acting, Daniel.

[@UdyKumra]

"This is your latest episode of Please Dear God Don't Be A Funko Pop" huh I didn't think it was possible for you to find a better title than Please Dear God Don't Be A Bomb

[@HeavyTopspin]

You realize that people are sending you Funko Pops just to watch you destroy them at this point, right?

[@marocat4749]

He killed ace :( monster :(

[@DragonBloodShepherd]

"I'm in VIRGINIAAAAA! It's humid EVERYWHEEEEEERE !!!" This. THIS made my stupid ass very giggly. EDIT: OnePiece funko did not get out in one piece...

[@simeonstan5843]

Glad this trend is back! Never thought I will be so entertained by watching someone open boxes but hey, it's Daniel!

[@violetadaguiar9776]

damn! that meteorite is one of the coolest gifts I've ever seen :O

[@Cladestinecandle]

Cat nip is some pretty good stuff to be honest. I just wanted to say that me and my friends have concluded that star wars is real, it happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. It is history.

[@annakhjelm146]

That is correct 😆

[@fe-real]

"I'm not gonna be eating things you send me" "I probably will not be eating those" "Oh no, that's pretty good" Me: The most relatable 3-Act Story Curve 🙈🤕😂

[@xxblack_oceanxx]

I've had the garlic parmesan Pop Daddy pretzels before, they're from a company that is actually located close to me (10/10, much recommend)

[@Alibaba-le2ku]

The irony of how he treated Ace…

[@keegszzz8356]

Spoilers The fact that he was sent that funko pop just before reaching Marineford has to have been a massive troll move on the part of whoever sent it.

[@animefreakazoid01]

@@keegszzz8356 it was

[@odes1]

Ahh, you missed my note. Oh well. It was just me thanking you for getting me into WOT anyway. Hope you like the movie!

[@marionlazatin4450]

Looking forward for that chopper hat in future OP reviews. im also loosing my mind that a rock from SPACE was just sent to you in the mail

[@EruditeGayming]

Pride Jock and Meteorite are the exact same vibe and I dare you to convince me otherwise.

[@Luke-nn4pm]

11:06 I think this was the best book spank so far. The velocity is key

[@sarahquinn4117]

Bwahahaha . I’m loving the Pride jock strap. Veerrrry fetching 🤣. You are a great sport Daniel. Love your content.

[@ir7193]

THE BOMB RETURNS *I jumped out of bed when I saw the notification*

[@thestoryteller1491]

“What is this the constitution?” Proceeds to slam it 4 times

[@Luke-nn4pm]

stayed up all friday night reading malazan, and thus was for the first time awake to catch a video at release! truly a blessed weekend

[@annakhjelm146]

Uhh, which book ? I hope that you are enjoying the series 😀 I just stared rereading Gardens of the moon at the moment. I started the series at the beginning of the year, but couldn't get hold of book 4 for ages and decited to restart the series now that I have the first 6 books at hand

[@Luke-nn4pm]

@@annakhjelm146 im on book 1; im hooked. almost finished

[@annakhjelm146]

@@Luke-nn4pm I am glad to hear it 😀 I am also really enjoying the series. I am just about half way thrugh book 1 and just can't put it down, have been reading most of the night... just one more chapter can trick you out of the time you have to sleep in... it is almost 05.00 o'clock whete I live and I just can't fall asleep right now 😂

[@Luke-nn4pm]

@@annakhjelm146 Yeah, I'll read a ten page chapter and then "oh, one more" and then it's fifty pages, and I have to read all of it😂

[@annakhjelm146]

@@Luke-nn4pm Right?! Oh the strugglrs of bookworms 😂

[@JAlanne]

To the guy who sent ace, i see you,

[@danielsardinas366]

PDGDBAB is back and better than ever!!!!

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

Suggestion for the meteorite - if it;s got a reasonable amount of iron in it, you could have it smelted, and made into a hammer for smashing Funko Pops.

[@Matt42MSG]

Why smelt? Just set the meteorite into a handle and bash Funko Pops with it.

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

@@Matt42MSG Your method is a rock onna stick. Smelting gives you thunderbolt iron to make into a magic hammer.

[@Matt42MSG]

@@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t At the cost of destroying the original meteorite. That's like ripping the Mona Lisa into shreds to serve as toilet paper.

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

@@Matt42MSG It's really not. For one, it would be a good, nearly infinitely re-usable hammer, but the canvas from the Mona Lisa will probably not last as long as a single roll of 2-ply and block up your soil pipe, too.

[@Matt42MSG]

@@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t We can get a good-quality, infinitely reusable hammer made out of terrestrial iron for ten bucks. Or we could take a rare and precious object that human endeavor cannot replace or replicate and turn it into a common tool.

[@personanongrata921]

That knife got a little too close to the fancy book for comfort 😬

[@senkatsila5875]

Im always happy to see an episode of this series, it truly brings me joy

[@rohanmanro3765]

Daniel, this is is absolutely great. That humour brightens the day man!!!!! Keep up!

[@nomorok15]

Never really cared for P.O. Box unboxings but than I discovered this

[@dult5157]

Daniel: wears mask for protection Also Daniel: proceeds to not wear it

[@animefreakazoid01]

Yooo that’s so cool you got a meteorite! Super jealous 😫 missed this segment so much great way to end the week 👍🏼

[@confusedwhale]

That over the sweatpants jock strap was fire.

[@alexanderog.9943]

Will the Pride jock bring the beginning of Daniel Greene's OnlyFans career?

[@kammunistmnfsto]

this is so entertaining in a way i can't explain

[@hunterkat]

This is this most chaos I’ve ever seen on this channel and I love it

[@brendanarmstrong4559]

Disdain and revwrence in the same video. Wonderful

[@karamarie6781]

Moldavite, an actual crystal from space! That’s what you need, my friend! Love all your vids. Many blessings!

[@asongoftales]

He is so gentle with these wow 😀

[@Mayuuuu]

That Maquia movie is absolutely incredible, I can't wait for your video about it.

[@potionseller2083]

As someone who works at a Planetarium with a large meteorite collection, Daniel's excitement was very nice to see. They are sick

[@noahmellemstrand4756]

Ngl this is the most entertaining unboxing vid I’ve watched. Pure gold and amazing 😂😂

[@mndrew1]

I feel cheated; someone sent you a form of cat-nip that Pips actually seemed to like and yet, no stoned kitty footage. Why do I even Internet?

[@annakhjelm146]

We demand stoned Pip's footage!! 😂

[@paulbrunetti3405]

This segment has gone from shy youtuber gets books in the mail to basically idubz bad unboxing and i am here for it

[@iveybullard8988]

Prey is a solid book dude. Good on whoever sent you that.

[@omagicodeoroz4408]

12:47 he's a logia that's why

[@richardvaldes3959]

The is great content right here

[@ChronicleV]

Aww the Going Merry model kit is such a nice gift! I believe you have to paint the mini figures of the crew though.

[@OldestPagans]

Thank you for putting the jock strap on lmao! I was thinking I’d always wonder…then you delivered! 😂😂😂

[@justinwitkowski3433]

You are my soul goblin. And I thank you sir!

[@hatemteirelbar9510]

Truly, The Greatest Show on KZbin

[@nahmonilldan]

I can't wait for next week and my packages get there... There are going to be so many without a note. All I can say is... 🎵🎶Don't give it up, Daniel! Don't give it up! Give it up! YO!🎵🎶

[@xaviercopeland2789]

Maquia: Where the Promised Flower Blooms is a great movie. Whoever sent it has great taste.

[@kunynuk8375]

Maquia is one of the best films I’ve watched! You have to watch it! It’s breathtaking and it will make you cry!!

[@skyanaugustus3513]

YES!!! Maquia is one of the greatest films ever made and I don't believe that I ever cried as much while watching a film. Watch it, Daniel! It's a masterpiece.

[@lior38]

You're crazy and I love it.

[@o_o-lj1ym]

Please do a book review for the Danny DeVito colouring book!

[@jordanrobinson8647]

This will always be my favourite series on KZbin! Also I read your book the other day and thought it was very good, how’s part 2 coming along?

[@nachikahn8567]

It just keeps getting better...

[@Space_vampire45]

Daniel I don’t think you know how good your content is

[@jperkinstheatre]

ACE!!!! Perfect

[@aganaom1712]

* puts on face shield out of fear of ancient eldritch curse * Yeah that'll save you

[@MrManlify]

Oh damn! Maquia is EPIC!!!

[@DankTastic_OE]

This has to be the most entertaining unboxing I've seen

[@eoinm3d224]

Sometimes I want for there to actually be a bomb. Not so Daniel does of course Just to see how he reacts

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

I’d not upload that video haha

[@iamdivan7368]

@@DanielGreeneReviews I mean, fair

[@manuelp6791]

This was the highlight of my week especially after bombing a recent job interview

[@nyktione4277]

Just started a new ds3 run because of your streams after a year and a half of not playing, hope to take part in the next tournament arc

[@wyattleske7487]

Just ordered your book

[@benjaminkraftchick7612]

The drill's story arc was riveting. That said it hurt to watch. I am grateful to whomever sent that knife. Now you just need to keep it sharp!

[@Kasterwill]

....a meteorite.... someone sent our chaotic goblin overlord a meteorite. This community is amazing.

[@jellyneko7787]

Oh my. Please review Maquia, it’s really good!

[@AikiraBeats]

I never thought I would see Daniel clap his checks 🤣🤣

[@cynthiaholmes5124]

I read partials years ago I really enjoyed it I also have read the other books in the series 🤠😃

[@breezy3392]

Daniel is the chaotic goblin we all need. Thanks for making me laugh this morning Daniel 🙂

[@TheOwlet22]

Daniel I'm looking forward to your thoughts on Maquia, it's honestly my favorite anime movie and it's take on motherhood always brings me to tears ;U;

[@BreakingStubad]

Chaos gives me life

[@decomojo]

Please dear god don't be a Dump Truck damnnn Danny is stacked in the back

[@thatdavidhopkins]

I'm glad you like the meteorite! I promise, next time, I'll just send a book or a potato? Something drillable and spankable.

[@user-jm5km8rc8w]

I can imagine him watching War of Marineford and when things happen to Ace he gets instant flashback

[@spaz_ol4485]

Great video! Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes is a video game, so I'm pretty sure someone sent you the manual from that, lol. And lovely Folio, and holy crap that Suntup Exorcist,

[@WoTMike1989]

Partials is pretty good YA. I really enjoyed it

[@lord_ishamael]

Maquia’s probably my favorite anime movie, up there with weathering with you. Definitely worth a watch (I’m not the one that sent it lol). Also I have those swords, they’re book marks! They’re a little thick for book marks, but they look cool.

[@AnanasAbanaan]

This is the funniest one yet 🤣

[@ChinaraAhmadova]

You made my rusty day, Daniel, in those hard days of ours on the basin of Caspian!

[@Kikilang60]

A metorite, Danny Davito coloring book, cool knife, better books. Damn you doing fine.

[@alexabeachy1929]

That's the vibe 😆😆😆

[@agathoklesmartinios8414]

Ah, the jockstrap, the traditional undergarment every MLM* should have at least tried one of. *MLM = Men who like men, intended as an inclusive term for all men who like men, whether they are gay, bi, pan, whatever. Also, Daniel, your neighbours may start to question your sanity with all the thuds they must hear and the screams about stabbing and how difficult it is.

[@johnyoung2463]

2:28 Oh no they sent you a bomb all your worst fears have come true

[@Skittles948]

I hate it when it’s hard to stab things. Always takes so much time whenever it does decide to not work, that I almost get seen by someone.

[@JuzefaWingedCat]

Whoever sent him Maquia, thank you! 🤣🤣🤣 The tears must flow

[@emorat9429]

20 seconds in im already lost. This gonna be good

[@jormungandrmidgard5976]

What you watch when bored. Someone's slow descent into chaos.

[@seangriffey8669]

A deepness in the sky and a fire upon the deep are some of the greatest sci fi i have personally read

[@not-a-person]

God I fucking love this channel.