The boyfriend who wants a “trad wife” (without being a traditional husband)

[@cherryhazard8002]

It's always the ones that are the least traditional the ones that want such a traditional dynamic so much lol.

[@ashtonfifield1489]

Goes both ways tho

[@cherryhazard8002]

@@ashtonfifield1489 Of course

[@bluegirl278]

They never said it didn’t. They said it’s always the least traditional ones. Also, just adding on, you can be untraditional and have a traditional dynamic (ex. Both be tattooed, socially progressive, non-religious, have previous sexual partners, not think traditional roles are necessary/inherent/there’s no such thing as “woman’s work”, etc). It’s just about what duties you fill at home which can be dictated by personal preference, convenience, or necessity.

[@kpopfan674]

Not always. I have very traditional views and would love a traditional wife while I do the traditional man stuff.

[@fizzybossyt8675]

​@@kpopfan674yes of course, but I think he was using a hyperbole. If you fulfill your side I doubt any of us here have an issue with that, and we support your wishes

[@dootnoot867]

Wow. Women these days. Why is she asking him all these questions? Next thing you know, she'll be asking him to pay back the money he borrows for Fanduel bets.

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

"geez Lois, you were saying some awfully strange things about BetKingz in your coma"

[@blueberryoatmeal4009]

Ikr? That's why I comment "women coffee mug" everywhere. I am very smart and sophisticated.

[@lovejunkie490]

She is asking all these questions because she is a traditional woman who wants a traditional man. Welcome to the real world sweetheart and not your little unicorn fairy tale world.

[@xletragedyx]

Why did you have to come for me like this 😂😭 at least he's an ex lmao

[@BartlebyScrivener-oz6mk]

Bets? No, those are investments in his family's future. A real man has a hearty appetite for risk. Beta males put their money in index funds.

[@ArvelCrynyd]

“I want a woman who’s a debt-free, tattoo-less virgin” - men who are none of those things

[@gwgwgwgwgwgwgwgwgw]

Oh no, they are certainly virgins

[@curious1053]

@@gwgwgwgwgwgwgwgwgwyou mean “pure” right?

[@giantpinkcat]

Don't forget they want her to be "hairless", "naive", and "innocent". Basically wanting a child without having to deal with the law.

[@Marie-tw4ui]

Good thing I have a tattoo on my ankle. I'm protected!

[@rachelryan84]

Unfortunately no the tattoo will just be their excuse to cheat on you with someone half their age.

[@g00dbyemisterA]

unrealistic, he didnt mention how i needed to have dinner ready by a certain time so that eating wouldnt interrupt his "guy time"

[@gigahorse1475]

On top of that, she needs to pick him up from work too!

[@kingofgrim4761]

@@gigahorse1475she better have finished dinner and picked him up before they get home 😡

[@jackwhite1742]

Yeah, after had better make sure shecstays unseen while he plays CoD, unless he is in "the mood" in which case she had better have herself ready and waiting.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

"Baby girl, I will invent degrees of helplessness you've never even heard of."

[@brettgarcia8334]

LITERALLY

[@vaporsnake7]

The most unrealistic part is thinking you'll get a shift at a Best Buy store that starts the same time everyday.

[@Hope4NewDay1]

Warehouse

[@MrSpruce]

Lie about your availability. It works every time, sixty percent of the time.

[@megarigged]

​@@MrSpruce I tried to do that at Hy-Vee. THEY IGNORED IT ANYWAY and gave me whatever shift they felt like. They also changed my job position at random with no notice. The service industry needs to be unionized.

[@TrueMartin]

I never understood why retail places just give their employees random days and hours to work, or how someone can even really do that.

[@brettgarcia8334]

FOCK. Truth.

[@TheodosiaNova]

"it doesn't concern you" while asking her to change her routine, give him rides, and you know he'll complain about getting home since her shift would presumably end later too. To quote him: "oooookayyyy..."

[@yosoygringo]

Nah he is the perfect husband: masculine, self sufficient, hard working, down to earth. He just needs a little support and she won't even help him 🙄

[@cherryhazard8002]

A lot of those RP guys say how the women need to be "feminine, fit and friendly" yet they all lack TRUE masculinity and self suficciency. Femininity is gonna inherently show up with the companionship of a good man, and masculinity will flourish in the presence of a feminine woman. No, going to the gym everyday and only eating steak isn't true masculinity.

[@RunescapeChronicles]

I just saw TSJ heart this comment in realtime, wow.

[@cherryhazard8002]

She just needs to be more "feminine, fit and friendly" but nope, "females" nowadays can't even do that for their man! Get your passport, kings! /s

[@lovejunkie490]

Don’t ask for a traditional woman if you are not traditional man. Period..

[@lovejunkie490]

@@cherryhazard8002don’t ask for traditional woman if you are not a traditional man. Period. You think it will be easier for you abroad ? It’s not. Men abroad are way more traditional. They work from 7.30 am to 8 p.m everyday. When they marry a woman, they need to buy them a house or pay a dowery, they need to pay for the weeding and pay 100% of the bills. Also, in many country, you will need to be a virgin. They will want to talk to your parents to know about you, they will check your finances, etc… you will have it way harder abroad than here LMAO 😂😂

[@coconutcj]

If he wants a traditional wife, he should be a traditional husband and fix his dang car 😭😭😭 physically ill rn I can't

[@xletragedyx]

He's not even a husband 😂 they're always like this. Calling his manager at Best Buy is a business call 😂 this kills me lol

[@ItsJoKeZ]

LOST IT at best buy 😂 knew it was downhill from there. acting like he was a ceo. He'll be on the sneakerbus

[@AbsurdCats]

😂 me too, BEst BuY..🥱 boy bye.

[@tfljmartis7681]

It's genuinely like he doesn't see her as a person

[@kiraoshiro9251]

severely misread this as "it's genius like he doesn't see her as popcorn" and my brain reset out of confusion, I may be sleep deprived

[@shadowgacha9055]

​@@kiraoshiro9251you probably are mate...

[@ZackShark1]

​@@kiraoshiro92513h sleep gang

[@solus8685]

Welcome to misogyny

[@melaniewilson1742]

Spot on!

[@yuumeko]

It's the way she's asking completely reasonable things and him acting like she's not making any sense that gets me

[@sadfar2478]

Brother the whole condescending "duh" tone of voice when answering about how his car doesn't work, something that you would have no way of knowing, fills me with primal rage. Well done.

[@D.S.handle]

You forgot the part about having a one sided polygamy.

[@konata8657]

he already did that with the zoe character

[@D.S.handle]

@@konata8657 shucks, he’s always ahead.

[@yawnclark]

It's incredibly considerate of this boyfriend to even clue her in on things she clearly has no business knowing, more than I would do, that's for sure!

[@blueberryoatmeal4009]

Idk what she's complain about, he's clearly a catch. Females these days smh.

[@SyoDraws]

Lol

[@AmeliaGW3]

The worst thing is that most men like this try REALLY hard to hide it and slowly dial up the passive aggressive sexist guilt trips once you move in with them. Same kind of guy who slowly hates all your friends and tries to convince you your whole family is toxic 🤢 It get's better y'all but only if you leave!

[@adjustedbrass7551]

I hated my ex's friends and family but her parents were alcoholics, her brother a pedo, and her best friend was a narcissist who was constantly trying to get her to hang out with her ex. Why the hell did i stay with her

[@shadowgacha9055]

​@@adjustedbrass7551I don't think the situation ocp was talking about and the one you are referring to are the same one.

[@adjustedbrass7551]

@@shadowgacha9055 not at all

[@shadowgacha9055]

@@adjustedbrass7551 how so? Can you please enlighten me?

[@Markus2E5I6]

Girls will call their own family toxic, post about it everywhere, complain about it to her friends. But somehow her bf coming to the same conclusion is wrong?

[@anton.s6882]

And then she divorced him. Right there and then. The cycle continues...

[@Emma-zl2mq]

Thank God in THIS POV, he refers to her as "girlfriend." It's not too late to run

[@curious1053]

Then finds another guy she thinks is an upgrade but is actually worse.

[@UncleSamAAAA]

In each pov hes talking to a new girlfriend cuz the last one ran imediantly after their conversation

[@weirdlanguageguy]

@@UncleSamAAAA I certainly hope so

[@cherryhazard8002]

"AITA for asking my girlfriend to drive me to work whilst my car has broken down?" Replies: "NTA! Your girlfriend needs to support you during your lows! Sounds like she doesn't appreciate who you are as a person. Run! Narcissistic ab*se never gets better."

[@emmeth2453]

yes, he should leave her. if I was her that's what I'd want him to do

[@rebelfriend1818]

as if r/aitah would side against the girlfriend ever

[@cherryhazard8002]

​@@rebelfriend1818True lol

[@Forevergreenclover]

They always tell everyone to leave their partners cause misery loves company

[@commentsforthealgorithm]

@@ForevergreencloverI was gonn say, he is giving us extra context with the caption but no matter what AITAH will almost always say “leave them” 😂

[@kimmeeb]

The fact that I know people like this irl is baffling to me. They want a stay at home wife, mom, whatever without doing their part. If you want a SAHM, you have to provide for that lifestyle, and that includes emotional provision

[@HelennaRose]

Ahh he called her a girl, and himself a man.. I once experienced this situation. So I became a woman, and he became a boy. A whiny one. Then I left. 😂

[@hajohoekstra3896]

and then everyone clapped

[@Leyladjdjx]

​@@hajohoekstra3896 found the incel

[@humanchannel9421]

Found a better option huh?

[@Destroyer28911]

Good for you, my ex did the same. He was also a mooch and tried to isolate me from my family, whenever I’d stand up for myself he’d throw a pity party or try to accuse me of stuff.

[@marvincool3744]

This title nails it. Trad husbands must shoulder their burden too.

[@worldwithinworld]

He's not even her husband, traditional or otherwise!

[@Haver040]

It's the audacity to make unreasonable demands while having next to nothing to offer

[@rep1600]

god sometimes i fear that im a failure for not getting a job young enough, or being scared of driving, but being reminded people like this exist makes me feel better

[@mikeissweet]

Women's ears are not meant for this kind of high-level Best Buy stuff.

[@DocDocGoose15]

Me when my hardworking girlfriend won't go out of her way to give herself so much more work to solve a problem for me that I could easily solve for myself:

[@yawnclark]

These videos normally don't get me, but that last little nod at the end was so irritating holy shit.

[@reganroar0022]

Oops, my car is not working either! I can only drive it to my job and back. No one told me when I bought it that I have to refill the gas tank and I only planned to drive myself to work 😞

[@williamfarley3794]

underrated comment here

[@biblioholic7139]

I think the more important thing than the commute time to BestBuy is how long is her commute and is it in the opposite direction of his BestBuy. Also he definitely cannot afford a traditional housewife if he can't afford a mechanic.

[@KingCloudsCape]

oh excellent work, when he said "best buy is only-" I screamed out loud

[@humanchannel9421]

That doesn't seem healthy.

[@KingCloudsCape]

@@humanchannel9421 Verbally expressing outrage?

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

He's back, by popular disgust!

[@Pratt11]

The nerdy, lanky dudes be the ones in my class to make fun of non traditional, not curvy enough women the most ☠️ like dawg acting like they can handle the curvy women.

[@TheCakeIsALie-1]

I knew a "nice guy" back in Highschool who was a massive creep. The popular girls were all talking about how he was actually quite attractive and that they would date him if only he had basic hygiene and was less of a misogynistic @sshole. He walked in seconds later to complain how girls wouldn't date nice guys like him because they were ugly. Wish I could've captured it on camera

[@blueberryoatmeal4009]

The chin rubbing. The eyebrow movements. The defensive posture.

[@luchendrix99]

This guy is the most slappable for me by far

[@sadie8834]

Yeah the other ones are unlikeable and all, but this one in particular skeeves me out on a personal level.

[@luchendrix99]

@@sadie8834 100% agree

[@dollhousemausoleum]

@luchendrix99 It’s a serious competition between him and Manipulative Ex Who Cheated on You.

[@luchendrix99]

@dollhousemausoleum omg true. Actively trying to forget that one for a while now lmao

[@Historical-Stuff]

Nah wait until you hear about Lance 🤢

[@scorpionic-night]

not in the mood to be enraged but still giving our comedy king my view by playing through the video as i type this with the sound off.😂❤

[@carlyncook1211]

Pretty much every Southern woman: you need a mechanic? 😂😮 oh, you were serious....So, we need to talk....this has been nice and all, but....

[@humanchannel9421]

Sounds like you've been dating people low on the socioeconomic totem pole.

[@carlyncook1211]

@@humanchannel9421so self-sufficiency means poor? Got it...😆😆

[@owkwqaqw3721]

A real trad man would work at Circuit City :/

[@calebwidogussy452]

Best Buy - known for being the heaviest employer of chads and alphas

[@D1sc0rd-]

I know a guy works at best buy. The guy’s been at it for 8 years. Stalking me, that is. It takes some real dedication to go at it for that long. I bet he is just as diligent on the job.

[@alexsere3061]

"this does not concern you", "you have to drive me to work every day" bruh

[@Juelz_GnW]

Another scream into pillow and wall banger 😼😼🔥🔥🔥

[@Sarara14]

This man is spare parts

[@sanjayw9878]

Heres the FUNNY part, when they have a kid or two the guy will say he will work she can stay home with the kids because unless your making good money the daycare costs about as much as a minimum wage job, cheaper for her to stay home (or him) after he asks her to stay home for the next 10-15 years and they end up in a divorce, he will actually get mad that she gets some of his income when HE stopped HER from working, she lost her job her career and her job experience, while his net worth and pay only grew over the years, and he really thinks she should start again from scratch when shes now in her 40s, she sacrificed all that when he asked her to be the one to stay and raise the kids. Of course you have to pay her, and that works both ways because my mother in law had to pay out her ex husband pretty fucking big because she made so much more than him and he hadnt worked in over 10 years since he stayed with the kids. it wouldnt be fair for him also to be left jobless after sacrificing his career, her net worth only grew

[@qwertyrhino9497]

This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

[@naaags]

Say the line @qwertyrhino9497 yay!!!!

[@AlexQuaglieri]

The way you built tension leading up to why he revealed he wanted the 730 shift

[@MySchoolProject15]

The "thirty minute commute" is such an overlooked part of this. First off that's an hour round-trip for her, two hours if she does it twice a day. The OTHER thing is, that's far enough away that it means he can't take the bus. "Well not everyone can take the bus," I hear you say, but here's the thing: he's working at a best buy. There are other jobs in roughly the same skill level paying roughly the same anywhere; he could get a job closer to home, take the bus and save up to get his car fixed. But he won't.

[@fjnxtgdjsjeeh6073]

Beginning the video with the fact that he doesnt know when his wife starts work is so crazy, your character building is painfully amazing

[@youraverageburntoutstudent4129]

Sounds like he needs a trad husband, not a trad wife 😂

[@elliot6166]

On one hand, I’d love to have a trad relationship where one of us works and the other stays home and cleans. I think it would be great to someday make enough money for that to be a legitimate option. On the other hand, making jokes like this skit about trad relationships is just too golden to pass up 😂

[@ivyhearst3554]

The problem isn't relationships where one partners works outside the home and the other works at home. The problem is when lazy men (usually) say they want a "traditional relationship" but they actually want a live in maid mommy girlfriend who also brings in income.

[@nikobitan7294]

Trad relationships are a bad idea because it ruins your career prospects to stay at home all your life, and you are also completely reliant on the other person for money and housing. This is also how so much domestic violence starts, because it gives all control to the man. Women have been forced into trad relationships *because* these relationships suck for their independence and survival, which is why women's ability to have jobs and careers (and have the ability to leave a problematic man at the drop of a hat) is such a thorn in so many men's sides, and something they keep making huge social movements to complain about.

[@GnomesPwns]

@@nikobitan7294 it's odd since quite a few women choose to be in such relationships, including mine. Would appreciate if you didn't shame other people's decisions. Isn't that why we have alimony anyway? Because the wife staying at home "enabled" the husband to make the money to support both?

[@nikobitan7294]

@@GnomesPwns It's not odd, there are very obvious explanations if you actually think critically about the world around you. 1. The overwhelming majority of women fought and continue to fight to be able to be independent and have equally-paying careers as men, much to men's massive resistance. Meanwhile men still form enormous movements complaining about women being lazy gold-diggers but also women having careers and wanting more than to be their bangmaids. The trends are clear, and women have been rejecting this trad life for decades despite men insisting that women actually want this (if they do, why pressure them into it via society and laws? Why act like men are the hurt party here if this is all for women's benefit?) 2. Male-dominated careers punish women hard. Sexual harrassment and even straight up assault are an everyday occurence for countless women, both in the workplace and on the way there. Men justify this as "just how men are" and straight up claim that more women in professions would be "distracting", "cause drama and infighting among men", and ofc shame women if they take issue with said harrassment and get their bros in trouble. This is the case even if said man describes himself as one of the Nice Guys. It isn't a surprise that some women think staying at home and turning into hermits is preferable, or that being at the mercy of 1 man is better than many. 3. Objectively bad, self-harming and dangerous decisions that lead to masses of beaten, murdered, controlled and abused women every month are something that *should* be shamed, or rather people should be discouraged from them, just as they should be discouraged from snorting cocaine or bashing their heads with a hammer. Tradwife life is ultimately a scam and a direct result of women being brainwashed to be self-sacrificing and self-harming for men's sake, whereas men do little in return (and no, having a job and doing everything the way you normally would while still having all the control is not a sacrifice). Women are told these men will love them forever in exchange for perfect servitude, and to ignore the possibility of breaking up, let alone the extremely common domestic violence, missing fathers, emotional manipulation and the husband exchanging her for a younger, meeker model, or at least doing so behind her back. These things have been the actual norm of the "trad life" experience that women are lied about in exchange for a romance novel cliche that men know is fiction. 4. A quarter of women do not receive the alimony they are supposed to. Men ignoring alimony is a massive issue and the same women who have been confined to the house and have no career prospects now have to have legal battles to get any money to support themselves. This is intentional. Furthermore, the same men glorifying tradwives are also the most adamant about alimony being misandrist and theft. What trad life means for men is very different from the propaganda that they sell women in order to scam them into it.

[@Zilharr]

​@@nikobitan7294I would hate to be inside your head. It is so toxic in there. You presume a lot about people you've never met.

[@Talk-No-Jutsu]

“Only a 30 minute commute” so driving 2hrs each day outside of personal work commute bc buddy doesn’t want to get his oil change

[@shailune]

this is the best unintentional walter white impression ive ever seen

[@Midgemong]

I can't believe she won't drive him to work. He obviously does everything else in this relationship

[@tyluke9021]

Bro you make my blood churn, keep it up

[@morgantorium]

I didn't realise I had murderous tendencies until now.

[@LS-uj7oq]

My skin is crawling

[@camilaburgos8383]

I don't know English (I write with the translator) but when reading the title I couldn't help but click on the video and YES YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT. Many men want a traditional woman because what "submission" implies is convenient for them, not because they are.

[@ethananderson1677]

So ungrateful, she continued to pester her partner with inappropriate questions even after being so politely told that she shouldn't be in-the-know.

[@Radondon_]

Idk if you've heard this before but you remind me of Steve Martin. Was watching Father of the Bride and you came to mind lol.

[@melody_melon_73]

"This doesn't concern you, yet this entirely concerns you doing things for me."

[@MacLeodddd]

Tried the whole traditional wife thing when we both worked at the same factory. Dumb. He would chillax, and I'd be making dinner, doing dishes, washing floors, and all the laundry.

[@aurorasun-qs1pg]

This situation never gets old how many times I've watched from you!

[@DJL3G3ND]

oh god the sarcastic "my car doesnt work?" this got me here lmao

[@CriminalFriday]

Some dudes will be like "where's my tradwife to cook me dinner and take care of the home?" then live in a run-down space they never clean and say the most woman-repulsing things you can imagine.

[@smartwhip.]

Why doesn’t she clean it then 😭

[@wrightbrothers5368]

Please make the next video say something about how he can’t drive because he got his license suspended for speeding. (I want to show it to my cousin, maybe this’ll help her see the truth about her bf)

[@LennyTheGhoul]

I feel like there's a point where if someone is willingly dating a partner that unlikable and self-centered, it says something about the other person as well. So it's hard to sympathize with the POV.

[@cherryhazard8002]

I somewhat agree, but at the same time a lot of people are used to this type of toxic patterns so they believe this is "normal", usually due to toxic parenting. But yeah I agree that usually the person isn't that much better sometimes.

[@olanowicka7681]

If it was that easy to see how toxic your partner is, people wouldn't end up in abusive relationship. It's not that simple. A jerk isn't a jerk 24/7. Usually love is there and like 70% of days are good days and the other 30% are a bit concerning at the start. But you love them and noone is perfect, maybe they will change for the better during your time together, after all they love you too, right? - they won't change, they almost never change.

[@kiraoshiro9251]

slappable characters are designed to be exaggerated versions of the real thing. people irl who are as annoying as average redditor, childish as entitled boomer, or toxic as this guy, usually get shut down pretty fast. these characters take way longer to change their behavior than a real person, if ever, because when they stop being slappable the story ends. that's why gf is still with him, to continue highlighting his toxicity. because the story isn't about her really so I think her staying being a bit nonsensical is fine. given if he acted like a more realistic version of this guy you could explain it away with she: hasn't realized just how bad he is, doesn't have time/resources to up and leave, doesn't have energy to full on confront his crap just yet, or something like this could be on the backburner if she's got better or worse things to worry about in her life rn like job or family issues. it can be unknown. oop sorry I ranted, hard to gage how long my comment is before posting on mobile

[@dolphinloser6546]

Perhaps, although often abusive or manipulative relationships don't start out that way, the abuser seems normal and becomes abusive over time

[@Yelloweyedrobo]

You know this isn’t real, right

[@ArtichokeSpectre]

I didn't think it was possible for SlappableJerk to reach this level of awful. Each sentence made him significantly worse.

[@davidavila8805]

One of your most slappable characters by far

[@Coco-wo1mr]

Degrading her boyfriend based on a temporary position of power? (her car works) YIKES.

[@catbiscuits4424]

If you think this is what a quick "Hey my car broke down, Could you lift me to work while I get it fixed" is supposed to look like... Your less a human being and more the reason she picked the bear.

[@ethosterros9430]

@@catbiscuits4424 someone hurt you and you're taking it out on the men who have never hurt a woman

[@dollhousemausoleum]

@catbiscuits4424 I promise you, almost everyone here agreeing with him is being sarcastic and going along with the bit….almost.

[@ducks_444]

what a great day to be single

[@arisislak4684]

OMG, I'M SEETHING 😅 This is one of the worst so technically best skits you've done 🎉

[@RRonco]

Wow. Hawkeye is really struggling to assimilate. No wonder Natasha dumped him

[@sergeantspam51]

This is somehow worse than the insecure toxic boyfriend my spine is shivering

[@fredfredburger1511]

The last two sentences were actually so valid

[@enderkai618]

"how am i supposed to fix the car when i'm not a mechanic?" "how am i supposed to drive you to work when i'm not a chauffeur?"

[@Machiavelli-n]

I hate every single video you post so much. Great work.

[@doomakarn]

I love how easy it is to imagine yourself as the wife in this situation. Unbelievably accurate video.

[@LordDanielG]

So... he bought a car and didn't check essentials like oil, breaks and so on?

[@dassboot9332]

Omg the face expressions, perfection

[@scottserage9022]

This guy’s one of the most irritating among a rogue’s gallery of frustrating and horrible people

[@EyeLean5280]

I imagine this guy's relationship will eventually fall apart, too. Should be interesting.

[@yaboicolleen]

"didn't tell me it needed an oil change" Oh ffs

[@_You_Are_Not_Him_]

"Hey can you drive me to work?" "Sure babe" Lol

[@manavnaik1607]

I felt personally attacked by this one

[@lio2814]

TO ALL FIRST TIME CAR OWNERS: its good practice to change the oil, battery, and filters when the car has been used. You can pay someone to do it, but it is cheaper and more efficient to do it on your own. 👍

[@slowdotmotion]

I'm so thankful to have a traditional wife.

[@kipsouffle]

This character has such a strong "I quit reddit because of the normies" energy

[@AverageDillzer]

THIS ONE DID IT FOR ME I'VE LASTED SO LONG BUT NO

[@MisatoBestWoman]

This is 99% of those accounts on Twitter

[@awfultaco9460]

i actually had to put my phone down when he said best buy i was laughing so hard

[@lily-iv3rn]

Unrelated but I love your sweater

[@Hollyberrystreats]

How is someone supposed to drive you to work everyday unless you ASK them?!

[@ElephantWhisperer222]

Patrick Bateman vibes.

[@eggday9079]

Omfg I'm FURIOUS

[@camillelong2093]

And then I walked out the door and into the arms of my career lol

[@enmaibed]

This may be one of the most slappable characters yet

[@altonbaudelaire]

I would’ve been like “it’s easy changing the oil want me to show you?”

[@akshayy_xd]

What is this man 🤣🤣

[@3toplay67]

Ehilst he is absolutely slappable this also is a very real problem because he can't afford to repair his car, which he needs to go to the job that doesn't pay him enough to fix it. He is locked into a kind of serfdom because he can't save up any money to afford to go without a job for a period of time, because he has to pay for his car. Truly, the car brings freedom.

[@Empire.]

Solution: Sell the car (hide the fact it's broken)

[@jesusmetal92107]

Spat out my coffee when he said "Best Buy"

[@jtstacey83]

By this logic, wouldn't she have to leave work early to pick him up?

[@giraffesonabun4606]

"Lots and lots of questions..." Yes: Why am I still here?

[@whothoughthandleswereagoodidea]

An oil change these days is $100 tops. This is definitely the kind of guy who can't afford that type of necessary expense but will absolutely spend $50 a week on doordash because he doesn't want to drive himself to the store even if his car did work.