The Cheapest Houses for Sale in London in 2024

[@chriswelsh4397]

Turnip property sales and lettings 🤣🤣🤣

[@zzhughesd]

Brilliant.

[@fft2020]

hahahaha tcha tcha |

[@mikerodent3164]

VOCATION MISSED? It's not too late, it's never too late: you can do the energy, the chutzpah, the world-without-end cynicism. I say Go for it!

[@SLOC1992]

the 1mil pound house got me LOL

[@benjamin7114]

''... no your rent is going up'' 😂

[@dcoughla681]

That London estate agent lingo: A compact bijou - pokey hole Does require a little tlc - it should be demolished Near transport links - the train runs past your window or the motorway runs through the house Centrally located - it’s a mile away and in zone 6 It’s deceptively spacious - it has nothing in it A lively area - a crime ridden infested dump that makes the worst bit of Moss Side look like Knutsford We’ve had back to back viewings all week - not so much as a nibble in a year That’s the 2nd bedroom - it’s a cupboard Interesting views - faces an ugly tower block Stay lucky, mate!

[@wanderingturnip]

😂😂 so good. I’m using some of these next time

[@louigovi]

Great to see local communities turning derelict houses into green spaces

[@wanderingturnip]

😂😂

[@joannasliwa8147]

If you add parrots you can even transform this green space into a tropical greenhouse

[@SLOC1992]

fuck me that video was insane lol

[@Mantakev]

The estate agent disguise is brilliant. We need to see more of him 🤣 Cha cha darling.

[@ediesheridan7732]

Yes, he's adorable!

[@Jefffdale]

I’ve been watching since day 1, always great stuff, but this one in particular has some moments of pure comedy gold 😅

[@wanderingturnip]

Thanks so much for watching all the vids I proper appreciate it 👍

[@MargaretUK]

I don't know how to beat that disguise, especially the slightly too small suit, genius 🤣🤣

[@LastofAvari]

00:00 The Cheapest Houses For Sale In London In 2024 00:39 The Ultimate Disguise™ 01:44 #1 - 20 Manor Cottages Approach, Finchley - £300,000 / Sold for £503,000 06:47 The Highest House Price 07:49 #2 - 28 Einfield Walk, Brentford - £250,000 / Sold for £347,000 12:20 A Brilliant Estate Agent 13:37 A few mentions: £275,000 / £850,000 / £577,000 16:08 #3 - 31 Chetwynd Road, Darthmouth Park - £1,000,000 / Sold for £1,396,000 20:52 Summary, Another Successfull Disguise™

[@johnners911]

Next disguise idea.... A Locations Manager for a new up and coming film production company. They are always out scouting around for "locations" to film in. That disguise could be a lot of fun too!

[@zuagarna]

Actually that’s a great idea

[@gomperhooblet]

Sounds like a good idea, but it will prompt a lot more questions than 'estate agent' haha, a more challenging masquerade

[@IslayAnderson]

that's just how turnip normally dresses lol 😂

[@nikitiliakos497]

I liked seeing what 1.4 million would get you elsewhere. Great video as always!

[@gazbeast666]

Turnip property sales and lettings ..... Yes, I'm a real company, Yes, it does cost that much, I'm on a fantastic commission, I need to buy more XS suits. Class lad, keep em coming.

[@paulguise698]

Hiya David, I enjoyed this vlog, its bloody expensive for a run down house in London, for £300,000 you could buy the full Cul- De- Sac, where I live, this is Choppy

[@TimAches0113]

1.4 MILLION! That section cracked me up big time!!

[@mjci3507]

When I see these abandoned houses in your videos I can't help but wonder who lived there. Maybe many years ago someone was happy there, maybe a family, or flatmates. I wonder why they left or moved. Anyway, thanks for another amazing video.

[@shreddedguy679]

london too expensive so they left and nobody bought the house thats why

[@natalieconroy1642]

Thanks, David, you are especially entertaining today, great video, I’ve enjoyed every second of it ❤️

[@sizzlebird1]

Best episode imo so far.. especially enjoyed your more deeper thought about "success" at the end. Or what we perceive of as success. Loved it mate.

[@aspiring...]

I love the estate agent disguise. You made me laugh. I don't see a future for me in London. Its all ridiculous.

[@pfy2k]

Health and safety are more of a problem in London!

[@andriybelizky9318]

I absolutely adore this video. Turnip property sales and lettings - what a masterpiece. Huge like

[@burstmxde6617]

*This guy is a natural when it comes to presenting and talking to the camera.*

[@AliWade1971]

Literally crying 😂. The too-small suit is genius ❤

[@TheChappers]

Good to see you in the mighty Brentford! That house will go for £700k when refurbed!

[@veefour57]

Crazy to think I bought my first property in Barking in 2004, a two bedroom ground floor flat. Ex-Council place and I paid the princely sum of £19,300 for it!

[@danielcunningham6727]

Damnn thats crazy couldn't even imagine what it'd be worth in todays market

[@veefour57]

@@danielcunningham6727 There's a similar property up on Rightmove in the adjacent block to the one I bought, offers above £250,000!

[@johniepatterson3746]

Then you sold it on council housing should never have been sold off all because of Globalist GREED. Thatcher.

[@blackthornhealing]

My parents bought a 3 bedroom in Tolworth, South West London for £4000 in the late 60's

[@johniepatterson3746]

@blackthornhealing Yes! My parents bought a 6 bedroom house in Tufnell Park North London in 1964 for 5 thousand but it needed lots off work. It was a huge Irish area when my father passed away it was sold for 1,4 million we then bought 4 flats in Enfield Town..

[@Czechbound]

*That was great !* .. Imagine being one of the neighbours of that grow house ... oh dear. Every estate agent will have a list of local developers who have asked to be given first look at any do'er-up'er houses in the area. And they all passed. Good luck to whoever bought one of those houses you showed us. And regarding the comparison to other cheaper cities, I worked with an expat in Dublin who came from the UK. In the Celtic Tiger boom times he last 18 months and left, telling me "I'm an executive, and I make a good expat salary. But I can't meet my lifestyle expectations in Dublin as the house prices are just ridiculously high". 3 years later, the housing bubble burst and Dublin house prices fell by 58* over 4 years. They are only now, 20 years later, _just_ matching the peak reached in February 2005 ...

[@simonbeasley989]

Brilliant, I laughed out loud at the estate agent acting, and that Bluetooth headset!

[@joewoodvine]

12:26 Alan Partridge vibes. Brilliant. Too funny 😂

[@tobyjackman3212]

Another classic. Cool Citroen DS at 7 41 too!

[@rich_edwards79]

Antique cars are becoming very popular in London because anything over 40 years old is exempt from ULEZ (as well as tax and MOT). It's massively inflated the values of older vehicles nationwide.

[@ThatBulgarian]

I would really like a video talking with the buyers of these properties to find out how they justify paying the high prices

[@RAK37]

Doesn't Dion Dublin do that program?

[@J1ngleM4]

That's obvious - these are dirt cheap prices for the relevant locations and sizes - they've got enough money to do them up and sell them for a profit.

[@DrasticEvasion]

I enjoyed and appreciate you spoke no words for sponsorship ad! Yes please. No words necessary for a fantastic ad. If only everyone else was so creative in their ad section!! 👏

[@dirkgently354]

Loved the disguise! There was an obvious lack of hair gel and coke, though!

[@wanderingturnip]

😂😂😂

[@TamsinSimmons]

Estate agent from Norfolk and Holmes ged it! Lol.I'll get my coat!Fantastic video.

[@MarkWagner33]

I bought my North London house for 70K. It used to be a garage but it's lovely and even has a garden. I was clever and had to think outside the box. Obviously it wasn't on 'the market' but nonetheless it was a cute and functional house in London for 70K.

[@rich_edwards79]

London is absolutely fking dystopian. The question for me is not so much how anyone affords to live there but why they would even want to. The only positive i can see, as a disabled non-driver, is that the public transport is pretty good, unlike in the rest of the UK where it's been deliberately run into the ground in order to force people to drive everywhere. All the same, if i had £1.4m burning a hole in my pocket i'd be spending it on something grand or quirky on the east coast, not a mouldy mid-terrace with a spectacular view of parked cars and wheelie bins.

[@jayclarke6671]

It's the land that makes these properties so valuable. Someone or entity that pays 500K will want to tear everything down and rebuild. Then resell it for 5 times what they originally paid. So much for the young couple just starting out and wanting to start a family. 🤷

[@JoyNova]

Was thinking the same. I had a feeling no regular buyer would go for a property in that condition, you’d need a ton of cash to fix it up. Most likely, someone with deep pockets will buy it, tear it down, and build something new. That's why they leave it in that state, some rich person will look past that and just see land.

[@fft2020]

yeah but where are this buyers coming from ? who can save 2.5 million pounds to buy a house ? WHO ? Thiefs? Corrupt government agents ? WHO ?

[@ToxCcc]

Doesn’t look like much land given the caravan on the side is not part of the houses land. Planning permission would not like the house torn down and started again and they would want the house looking exactly the same with the same brickwork as next door. So it probably makes more sense just going back to brick.

[@reanukeeves2k77]

A young couple starting out wouldn’t want to take on a project of that scale anyway. It’s a good thing really that you have professionals with the time, money and expertise to bring these properties back onto the market.

[@jayclarke6671]

@reanukeeves2k77 for who, millionaires? Most young couples aren't millionaires you idiot. That was my point!

[@Lady_Ima2]

Enjoyed watching this! Sadly hilarious :) They should bring the £1 house concept to London, pay the renovation costs only. Never going to happen, it's all a big bubble !

[@zzhughesd]

Solid Vid Turnip. Keep turning them out. This one shocked me the state the digs the prices

[@dcallan812]

Oh I lived in Finchley for many years, that was a long time ago. Without a kitchen or bathroom no mortgage company will give you anything against the property so it will be cash buyers only. Unbelievable the price they sold for, just bonkers. Great video 2x👍

[@johniepatterson3746]

Greedy buy to let landlords will buy it pay fuck all in taxes..

[@adamkwiatkowski-nb5tn]

You are great, mate. I love the £1.4M comparison. 😂😂😂 Great job. Ciao!

[@RamblesBrambles]

Hilarious 😅..This character is spot on..Hope to see more From Turnip property and lettings estate agent

[@Dinger154]

I live in north London and have lived in this house for 42 years. I paid £48,000 for it. Zoopla now reckon it's worth £800,000. It's not for sale. I'll be carried out of here in a cheap pine box. I'm leaving it to an animal charity. Honneur et Fidelite.

[@fft2020]

unfortunatly many of your countryman look at that 800.000, sell the house and move to MY country, Portugal and come inflate the prices here, they can get a similar house here for half and then burn the rest of the money in cruises and golf

[@RasputinGandini]

@@fft2020and where would your country be without tourism? You’d be a Peasant farmer

[@fft2020]

@@RasputinGandini a peasant farmer with a house

[@joesmith8701]

@@RasputinGandini ive never been to poutugal been to galica but not poutgal its not the torest that is the problem its the air b and b thats the problem just like in london with the forghen investers buying up the houses and not using them imgration is a prolem in the uk and for propty but its only part of it

[@samn6498]

​@@fft2020i love you for that response ❤

[@BRaff-hl4ip]

Soooo entertaining. Humour in a craaazy world .

[@maria32a]

What a small world! You walk right pass my home in this video! Ive been watching your channel for over a year now so that was such a nice surprise.. 😅😊 great video, as always ❤

[@kirkwsmith5750]

Enjoy your reporting style, pure entertainment value.

[@neilrushton7169]

That Grow House was absolutely bonkers. Imagine living next door!

[@Fabermorrow]

I feel like I have lived next door to houses like that haha

[@J.A.Madventures]

@@FabermorrowI think I am living next door to two of them

[@Fabermorrow]

@@J.A.Madventures damn sorry to hear.. I think I am living by one and potentially a meth lab too.. looks like it blew up recently all the windows are black and burnt.. super disturbing I called the police multiple times only because I am genuinely worried for my health.. I don't believe in people going to jail for growing weed but when it gets to the next step up with meth ruining our community i feel different.. this is in new Zealand by the way! Huge meth problem down here..

[@J.A.Madventures]

@@Fabermorrow wow, absolute nightmare of a situation 🤯, I’m in a town not far from Wandering Turnip (David) and both houses next to mine are drug dealers and drug takers! Unless the police can make money out of a situation, they’re not really interested, it’s not worth it for them, especially as there’s so much of it going on! Hope the situation changes for the better for us all soo sad poss! X x x

[@piddlydiddly]

I had one, could smell it a few times a week but the most annoying part was so many people turning up and knocking all ours day and night.

[@markvogel5872]

Can't wait to see what it'll be like this time! Wow...my house after all work was like $205k. Scary how expensive cities are. Live in the country in a nice small town.

[@PatSen]

Brilliant episode, this. I chuckled mightily and quite forgot that our favourite itinerant vegetable is not really an estate agent. 😄

[@lesallison9047]

Brilliant, thank you. 😊 Very entertaining, and educational! Please come back soon. ✌️💚 🇬🇧 🤣😂🤣😂

[@rebeccarowlandson7126]

Crazy prices that million pound house would be 180,000 up in Blackpool max.

[@koilamaoh4238]

Realestate vultures.. Most of the time its meant for rich foreigners..

[@danielcunningham6727]

And honestly living in Blackpool is probably equally as bad as living in london although you're probably more likely to get a sharp instrument inserted into you in london if you know what i mean...

[@rebeccarowlandson7126]

@@danielcunningham6727 I moved up to Blackpool from Kent 7 years ago I have never had any problems up here and I have found people much kinder and talk to each other. Not like on the tube in London where you would get strange looks. And everything is cheaper from utility bills, housing costs. Plumber, roofers. And neighbours helping each other out. I am happier up here than down in Kent.

[@relaxedandlovingit]

With Homes Under the Hammer 🔨, the people who often get the properties (over bids) the after sales prove they haven't previewed the house. Theyre often in shock once they get the keys

[@j.dejong1229]

😍🤩😍🤩😍 You are handsome! Hilarious as a sales manager! 😄

[@susannahhunt100]

I am shocked people actually buy these houses, they must be insane. I was brouget up in Mill Hill East which borders Fiinchley I can remember the first house, that used to be a pretty street. Now I live in Scotland in a Georgian property that was once a farm. We have loads of space, we don't have neighbours pure joy.

[@AcornElectron]

1:33 shoes not long and pointy enough 😂 you MUST know what I’m talking about here 😂

[@tbjdiamonddog]

Absolutely fascinating Mr Turnip 👍 suits you

[@brucemackinnon-k3x]

Finchley was an area where hay for London's horses was grown.

[@beltingtokra]

Wow i can smell the first house from here in the North 😮

[@1paris1942]

Absolutely fantastic mate!

[@jankarel6454]

It's not just all the work and money it would take to make these livable, it's the diseases you risk by even standing in them. Imagine being the person living next door to these disasters.

[@MATTY110981]

Great video. I currently reside in Brentford but in the process of moving out of London. For the most part I do enjoy the area but I will be moving closer to family.

[@glurfikus5544]

brilliant disguise and a great video.

[@piershunday]

Excellent as always! Would love an international version- Hong Kong, Singapore, New York etc

[@mairireid7165]

Love your commentary from 20:15 😂🤣!! Great channel, glad I found you. No wonder so many Londoners are flocking up here to Scotland. Have a look and see what 1.4 million will get you here.

[@bujler]

You look like the Gary Oldman character from Leon.

[@neuzethmusic131]

Gary Oldman or Gary Numan? 😝

[@zuagarna]

Exceptional character and a great actor

[@bujler]

@@neuzethmusic131 EVERYONE!!!!!!

[@bujler]

@@neuzethmusic131 EVERYONE!!!!

[@raymondhayes7673]

Think the trousers could have been a bit tighter...🤔, and the shoes a bit more pointed....🤔, but otherwise fantastic episode 😂👌.

[@HFC786]

Please consider doing a video similar to the chicken tikka masala video on Chinatown in the uk and the Chinese food scene in the uk

[@crumblebee6728]

I rent in London. Hampstead Heath/Angel way - £2750 a month for a pretty basic 3 story 2 bed house that's had a pretty average and pretty cheap renovation. I couldn't afford to split the rent so we had to get a 3rd housemate. I pay 850 - initially moved to London for creative pursuits in 2010 but I'll be priced out soon.

[@robh8814]

So basically you are asking for sympathy because you cant afford to live In Hampstead. Good Luck.. Love to see what you think of Croydon, Barking & East London..🤣

[@crumblebee6728]

@@robh8814 lol sympathy? Nope! He asked what we pay to rent in London and I was just saying what it costs me. I moved here when I was earning quite a lot more and was paying 1200 a month, but my situation changed and now we split the rent 3 ways. I lived for ten years in a warehouse conversion that we built ourselves - lived mainly in Seven Sisters, Manor House and Hackney and rent was around 500-600.

[@traceywoodall6937]

David those houses have done something to your brain 😂😂😂. Very funny though and absolutely mad what they ask for the properties. Thanks for the tour lol P.S. just come across a news article in the Metro dated 2 November. A whole street in Gloucester up for sale for £1.6million … gotta keep tenants but a bargain 👍

[@robertburgess3767]

Cha cha 😂😂😂😂 david you are wasted!!..love it! 🎉

[@Fabermorrow]

So bloody good

[@CBCJG]

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[@katbell1955]

'Bloody hell that was one of the worst, if not-no actually I've seen worse than that'😂 You always make us laugh Mr Turnip😂 😂

[@felicityscarth3153]

Excellent video as always, thank you!…….AND comedy too!

[@jj-if6it]

I love that English expression, instead of saying something is for sale for x amount you say "It's on for..."

[@cgm4379]

I remember seeing a property near Clapham Junction with no roof going for half a million 😂

[@caparn100]

The "Guide Price" for a property at auction doesn’t carry much/any significance. Often, the guide price is set below the reserve price, meaning it’s impossible for the properties to sell at or even a bit above this figure. The guide price is primarily there to generate interest by attracting people with a low starting point.

[@jj-if6it]

they've kinda made that illegal here in Aus

[@NmpK24]

Property in auctions ie guide prices are always valued lower at 20-30% less than local market value. And if it doesn't meet its reserve, there's the option of doing a deal with the owner afterwards.

[@caparn100]

@@NmpK24 Yes, but it's a bit odd how the guide price can be lower than the reserve.

[@caparn100]

@@jj-if6it It is not illegal in the UK.

[@jj-if6it]

@caparn100 well obviously London is in the UK...

[@v52gc]

07:54, Brentford was always quite affordable up until recently - it was lower than Ealing, Richmond, Chiswick around it…

[@MrMystri]

That was brilliant lol. Loved the "chao chao" 🤣🤣🤣 👌🏾💯

[@chriselyr2484]

I like your "Jay from RLM" disguise

[@jayneshorter5418]

Hi I can’t believe the state and prices of the London house s way to exspencive 😊

[@danbul5853]

This channel is a gem

[@aligriffiths9096]

Hahaha!!! That was really fun, loved it, more as Turnip Estates please 😅😂😂

[@ksweet696]

Love your agent impression. 😂

[@Frazman72]

My lovely little 2 bedroom flat in Glasgow is worth £110,000 right now. Transport it to London and It would be sold for a million easily! Insane!!

[@johniepatterson3746]

@@Frazman72 OR EDINBURGH is up and coming.

[@rich_edwards79]

Same with my 4-storey terrace in Leeds. London is absolutely bonkers and apparently, utterly broken. For those of us in Northern England and most of Scotland, it may as well be another planet.

[@Fabermorrow]

I really loved london when i visited for the first time from new zealand. I would absolutely love to live their and would work a proper job and be a good chap in the community but there is literally no reality in where i would be able to afford doing so and to have a somewhat normal existence with the income and money i have.

[@justinefleming7756]

Oh I love you,so truthful and entertaining.Goooooo turnip.

[@erickenyon4457]

Another great video, Live in London!!! why…..get back up north as quickly as possible 😂

[@johntate131]

You funny af 😂. Great video!

[@goinblinddoggone]

Those tents are being shifted up to county Durham by London borough councils. Homeless people galore from London are being sent without warning 250 miles north. No financial support from the boroughs that send them, just dumped into the roughest, most poverty stricken localities and immediately leaning on the already stretched services.

[@bazmac5078]

Real wild house by Raúl Orellana. Classic old skool Ibiza Balearic house tune.

[@0KiteEatingTree0]

Camden canal towpath full of tents. My parents bought their London house around in the slightly rougher area, then of Crouch End for £4000! That’s not a typo. This was about 60 years ago, there’s no way I could afford to live in London anymore. Now I Telford. The house prices in the N8 postcode are insane now

[@jodyelkins7369]

does this feel like watching homes umder the hammer love watching you xxx

[@dozypawz]

Yesss part 2!!

[@LoKe1]

God I loved the estate agent character!! 😂😍 Class! “Cha cha” 😂 You defo need to bring out this dude more often 🤣🤣 Cha cha!!

[@absta100]

😂😂😂

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[@mattjohnson6357]

This Content Is The Very Best, My Favourite, Thank You Boss

[@Akstergrind]

Ooh, I used to live in Chiswick, mate! Really nice part of London, but not sure how nice it'll be these days! I was there from about '91 until '96 when I came back up north. Didn't realise there was a uni there!

[@frankflegg8968]

Brilliant video again.

[@KingKai133]

That last house is absolutely beautiful

[@hazelduerdoth4333]

I kept my horses at a yard in Surrey where one of Surrey’s biggest drug raids took place in the house on the land , we had to use this house’s driveway every day and we never ever knew what was happening in side , apparently the doors were rigged to explode If anyone tried opening them 🤣🤣, when the raid was over there was around 1,000 plastic gardening tubs left behind and I asked the police if I could take some so I took a car full and sold them 🤣🤣

[@mlann2333]

Best video yet, two thumbs up if i could

[@absta100]

Bloody brilliant cha cha darling nicely done but on a serious note unless you are a millionaire forget London changed immensely since the 90s too obviously just depressing tbh unless you’re loaded

[@primaryperception1]

Bloody brilliant! Best channel on YT by a mile!

[@wanderingturnip]

Thanks so much 😃

[@jj-if6it]

It's fun to rent in London and live there for a while (well I did 15 years ago) but I wouldn't be buying there when your money goes so much further in nice places

[@donettashaul]

Great video, im from yorkshire and my idea of a million pound house is the same as yours haha. Turnip property, sales and lettings had me 🤣

[@wanderingturnip]

Grand pianos and gates are a must 😂

[@WifeMamaArtist]

I remember viewing a house on that street in Finchley about 20 years ago!! The road was such a dump even then!

[@sqiggle]

I live in London an I'm definitely thinking of moving out of the big cities to buy a home for sure!!