The Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 38 - Alex Internet Mysteries Part 1 - KUTCHIE'S KEYLIME PIE

[@audreyloe5669]

All these years later I keep coming back to these episodes, when my brain needs to think about something other than my life few things help more than Chilluminati. All the love to Mathas, Alex, and Jesse

[@zgw293]

The cool thing about Alex stories is that it's always something I've at the very least not heard of. Lol

[@aznablethesternritter9634]

Kuntchy and his wife have been in the food service industry for nearly 40 years now. He and his wife are known for their prime cut USDA beef steaks, hambugers, and, of course, keylime pie. Even celebrities like Kanye West and and xxxtentacion have enjoyed their fine home style cooking. When asked about expanding their humble single room restaurants into a franchise they refuse, saying that the magic of their famous pies can only be achieved in a small, cozy environment of a woman's home kitchen.

[@mr.anonymous5501]

What a missed opportunity for the owners to find other such women in other such kitchens to support more locations.

[@azshed7489]

4:02 This is why Alex is the best. The disgust is clearly noticeable at the "Paul?"

[@sloraineq]

Re-listening today.. "…Kobe Bryant May Be Retiring From Basket Ball But Captain Kutchie’s Is Still His Pie Of Choice!…" Then the following are all shout-outs to people who have died and pie stuff... 😐

[@Invalidationcoded]

yeah I thought that was really weird and creepy too considering he just died... and had Kobe ever actually retired from basketball when he was alive?? Because that makes it even creepier

[@GamingWithShoggoths]

@@Invalidationcoded he retired 3 years-ish before he died.

[@Invalidationcoded]

@@GamingWithShoggoths ok slightly less creepy

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

This is like a meme that got out of control while still being really obscure. So bizarre. (15 minutes in)

[@sailorinky]

🎄 Happy Merry~ ;P 49:30 - and Nooooope. Thanks for taking that one for the team there Mathas. :-:

[@bboy2278]

For the Keylime pie my bet that it is a bunch of people. It been done before, before the internet even. See "Kilroy was here" and George P. Burdell. As a side note an episode on people that only exist on paper might be fun as I think Burdell is not the only one.

[@jazzmuppet9230]

ooh id love to hear them talk abt more stuff like this!!! ive never even heard of kilroy was here or george p burdell... so interesting

[@wrennethestoner]

Currently 8 minutes in, I'm ready, let's get weird.

[@PepicWalrus]

Maybe one day Jessie will do an episode, but thank you guys for doing this! Happy Life day

[@RuneWithIt]

Isn't Jesse meant to be the "skeptic"? It'd be odd imo if he brought a story.

[@patu8010]

@@RuneWithIt There are still unsolved mysteries in the world

[@Terrakinetic]

This started off with Alex exuding "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal[s]." vibes.

[@sailor4076]

I know what this is. There's this guy living in a bunker. Every 108 minutes he has to make a comment referencing captain kutchies keylime pie or the world ends.

[@howardhavardramberg333]

Do more slices of scandinavian folklore please!

[@temporalTechnologist]

that kanye quest stuff scared the shit out of me

[@TheUnspeakableh]

Saturnalia, Mithras's Birthday, Yule, the Solstice, the release of Tegridy Farm's Christmas Special with Winter Snow, there are many things to celebrate this month.

[@burnzygg]

More Alex internet mysteries pleaseeeee

[@Warbus-bu3qr]

Happy Holidays to all of you!!! 2020 can't get here soon enough for more Chilluminati.

[@SamWulfign]

I'm already intrigued by just the title.... oh this sounds like a alex story. And thus I prepare the eyedrops yet again.

[@atspydrxiiiontwitter7468]

you guys ever try the Keylime Pie Twizlers? DO IT!

[@terrafria]

Ink was from Static Shock not Batman, also Ink is the name of my 20lb Black cat who is sitting in front of me as i attempt to write this.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Inque was a Batman Beyond villain, like Venom but Catwoman.

[@mr.anonymous5501]

What a mission that was for you

[@an3582]

Inque from Batman Beyond, buddy. Methinks youre confused.

[@FakeHeroFang]

Those gnome dudes sound like the Harvest Moon creatures, but with a really bad attitude if you don't keep them happy.

[@Grumpygrump2]

I just got to the name drop for Captain Kutchie. Folks won't be laughing soon, shit's frightening.

[@dzh0rdan]

The Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 38 - Alex Internet Mysteries Part 1 - KUTCHIE'S KEYLIME PIE

[@brianburkhardt3692]

>episode starts >haha, dumb name >how bad could it be? >Alex starts reading the first weird comment >oh, I don’t like this at all

[@brianburkhardt3692]

It could be because I’ve been awake since a weird time, but this is freaking me out. I hate/love this.

[@DavidJ667]

That video on KZbin from andromedaUGC reminded me so much of E Elias Merhige's "Begotten."

[@owlbear3937]

This new intro is nice. Also I’m down with this jesus episode lol. Oh shit I live in humboldt HSU is super close.

[@charmedvamp4257]

I wish you guys would do more supernatural stuff mixed in, I enjoy most of ur podcasts.

[@adampace4963]

Loved this episode. Didn't go the way I thought it would

[@ScaryClownProduction]

"maybe I'll do JFK" he says. Oh sweet traveler, you aren't ready for Alex's JFK videos

[@tikapoejones4079]

WTF is this Episode im Confused love the show lads keep on going

[@kjlindelof2161]

I was told a similar story as a child! (Swedish Father). We use to have gnomes all around the house. (Not for real, just tiny statues).

[@johnoneil9188]

Theory: Tomte is the lost last Yule Lad

[@tomhellert4125]

nice job guys...very enjoyable

[@arempy5836]

Inque was that hot black-and-white chick in Batman Beyond.

[@cataegisira1663]

That fucking video is freaky as FUCK, Hels breath.

[@fuzzyzombielove]

Okay so about half way thru this episode I just really started craving key lime pie so I started looking up recipies and right there in the fucking comments there's Jake Carson going off on his crazy Kutcharitaville bullshit.

[@CoinsAndCapsaicin]

I had to check the name of the video after the intro. Lol

[@loc978]

So the first one of these I listened to was Lake City Quiet Pills, because I vaguely recognized the name (I think because I've handled a lot of equipment manufactured in Lake City, many years ago)... and now I'm caught up. This was a far weirder ride than I was ready for, but I'm in. Can't wait to hear more. Also, I will now forever think of key lime pie as a sexual euphemism. Thanks for that.

[@yeoldenew]

What’s with all this craziness HEY

[@Martinroadsguy]

I was previously familiar with the key lime pie thing. I was listening to this at work and had to put my ear buds down and forgot to pause it. I come back half an hour long and he's rambling about Kanye's quest. Wtf?

[@donnablack6280]

Seems kinda Pizzagatey. And Kobe Bryant gets a mention?

[@chromaticturtle8657]

Coochie keylime pie...i always tasted more fish then lime tbh

[@paradigmdream]

pukwudgie, page 4 of 5

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Wasn't "Ascensionism" proven to be part of the ARG?

[@WollongongWacko]

I solved the mystery

[@Maelum_]

i'm 18 minutes or so in and I think that this keylime pie thing might be an ARG

[@keven1015]

More Starsector Plz

[@1061shot]

Too much chit chat at the beginning

[@an3582]

There's too much talking in my podcast!!!! Wtf is wrong with you?