THE CRINGIEST KID IN SCHOOL...

[@crbgaming1607]

He should make a shirt saying “No Joke, No Scam”

[@randomgeneratedname5503]

CRB Gaming i would buy that

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

CRB Gaming yes

[@vincentthekid5058]

I love that idea let's do it

[@eightminusfourequalseight9320]

As I was reading this, I heard him say it. I'm am spooked

[@eoeoeoeoeoeoeeo]

No joke, no scam, he should.

[@guitarcat49]

“When they look the way beef smells” -Scrubs, 2020

[@lilkilla_fordmanbryan8002]

2019

[@littlevoidlv5317]

2019

[@vasthydra8355]

2019

[@springo7802]

2019*

[@guitarcat49]

To the people that are correcting me: I know I got the year wrong. *You don’t have to point it out.*

[@drawingtimelapses1655]

"I'm a black belt!!!" Mom: it's that damn phone again

[@xgachaxmelonzx7897]

XD

[@mikemeza5939]

? I don’t get it

[@bf4k]

@@mikemeza5939 moms always are "it's that damn phone" when something happens

[@sevy1134]

This kid reminds me of the “fitness is my passion”meme

[@sevy1134]

@@mrdigzs nah most of them are subscriber submitted

[@hydra161]

@@mrdigzs even if they are fake it’s still entertaining so I don’t even care

[@eobardthawne6969]

Oh my god yes XD

[@teqnica-]

Me after drinking one glass of water: fitness is my passion

[@Deftonejuju2047]

Hell yea

[@neelchintamaneni2949]

Almost choked on my pizza when he said the kung fu panda thing 😂

[@SomeAnomalousJumper2398]

Forget Kung Fu Panda, He's basically the Murray.

[@neelchintamaneni2949]

@@neelvenkatesh1255 nice

[@I_do_stuff_like_games]

I’m eating pizza 🤡👍

[@neonfox582]

LOL KUNG FU AND KARATE ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT I SHOULD KNOW I TAKE TKD AND TKD IS LITERALLY A KOREAN VERSION OF KARATE 🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS KILLING ME LMAO

[@cousinharam6849]

Felix: throws mtn dew Felix: *realizes that his mtn dew is gone Felix: NOOO

[@dunkrydoo3054]

The Mountain Dew gave them their powers

[@who.needs.a.username612]

Yea

[@justicebean1023]

Yea

[@laurabouchard6074]

lol

[@Dalton_needs_a_fastcar]

@bruno youtube na man Felix had Plot armor

[@100ksubsbycommentingchalle4]

The only martial art Felix was doing was sumo wrestling 🤣

[@abyssalgaming9994]

We fat kids don't claim this *thing*

[@Oli-Stacey]

Wait u fat

[@potatokiller2473]

@@Oli-Stacey nah he chunky 😆

[@mateip.4471]

He 2 fat

[@Xdmuffin]

LOL

[@benjaminmanner8224]

"DID YOU DRINK MY MOUNTAIN DEW?! DID YOU DRINK MY MOUNTAIN DEW?! LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH"

[@gutsy..16]

Ahhhh TikTok....

[@Wellshade6]

i watched that one!

[@mikemeza5939]

LOL

[@kruzcoito9509]

Kamryn Smith No

[@potatochipsproductions2225]

@@gutsy..16 it was from youtube before tik tok

[@Intellectueell]

"I'M A BLACK BELT!" Everyone: "Bro just no what are you made of?! Some kind of liquid!?!"

[@dylantaylor2463]

Calvin: Yes, MTN Dew Code Red

[@gaminglegends2355]

The Feilx in my School Lies that he's rich he even said one time that he had a microwave in a TREEHOUSE

[@bongothegongo4106]

If I had a microwave in a treehouse I’m not going back inside the house.

[@menofscoobistherepublic7660]

@@bongothegongo4106 same

[@gachamarshmallow9058]

i mean its sort of a safety hazard but okie i mean i would find it cool

[@bongothegongo4106]

@@menofscoobistherepublic7660 treehouse hotpocket gang

[@bobbyjohn6669]

4:03: “Idk right, Biology, Science pew pew scary science noise” - Scrubby 2019

[@Widebaconshop]

No it's 2020

[@bubblerose292]

Guys it's from November 2019

[@daze6240]

Scrubs has become too strong he’s beat a kyle and a Karen.

[@chapa_is_the_best1986]

Plut O too*

[@daze6240]

my notifications is wild. Karen is too:/

[@monkeyboi1837]

Plut O don’t forget chad

[@Someone_someone639]

Scrubs the Karen slayer

[@Duskusbunny]

Too*

[@sidedpencil9388]

And nobody’s gonna talk about how in stranger things they could have just used a nether portal to get to the upside down

[@reece..27]

My guy why didn't they just ask this kid to break a hole between the upside down and the up down?he could tots do that with all that code red mtn dew

[@moono4661]

where would they have gotten obsidian none of them ad diamond pics

[@ellenquirkyness5592]

MemeAcus IcecreamAcus from creative duh

[@thatonehuman2539]

That would ruin the nether portal

[@ghostsvoid5298]

How did we get this far.......

[@sean-hi8xe]

Scrubs: says kid was named felix my first though: pewds how could you

[@jccorriander3289]

Sameee lol

[@patchedout___3195]

Ik pewds failed us

[@thatpicklekid3536]

same

[@qtxhobezxtq6611]

Yes

[@emmagail438]

My first thought was fix-it-felix

[@owenhamel8892]

“The two litre was too much” 😂😂😂

[@jesusthetrueking9000]

Ya just too much

[@Michael-jp3tl]

Somebody is like this at my school The dudes name is felix

[@Nehauon]

Michael Causby pewds?

[@vontulgren6675]

Bet

[@unitedvideos6400]

Oh no next there's gonna be a Karen army coming from a nether portal in China

[@darkflagboy3766]

What?

[@joshhanequiez841]

Crossover episode

[@rimiq4402]

Scruby running out of area 51 with all his thumbnails.

[@jacksonandjosiah5258]

Honestly lol

[@2baca26]

He do got a thumbnail tho

[@wolfkid7845]

U mean this 😶>>>😶🗺>👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️>>>😶>>>>👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️😶>>>😶🏠

[@axofemboi]

Yep

[@andres.piqe00]

S C R U B Y

[@thatracingdude2992]

This saved me from the big sad

[@srbull0827]

Lol do you watch gio films

[@tatiannaferron606]

WHOAH BIG SAD

[@katekeable3499]

The big sad

[@cheesekola]

Deepreson depreshon depresson The Big Sad

[@katekeable3499]

Srbull08 yes I do watch giofilms

[@12medical]

“So there’s a code red explosion...”

[@Scp-pj7jt]

Why do I hear boss music

[@zeropelli7026]

BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[@jenniferjohnson7324]

Yep...

[@t.h_ozi]

@@Scp-pj7jt because of McCum

[@alastor1776]

OMG I love PBG will fin and Jake be there!?!?

[@dt21990]

Ngl there should be a petition so that Karens can insult each other

[@Scp-pj7jt]

Yes

[@normansilvet3216]

No one: Literally no one: Not a living soul: Felix: “I’M A BLACK BELT!”

[@soggystan1125]

Teacher: Send in more teachers code red code red! Teacher 2: what a code red? Teacher: Yeah on the wall! Teacher 2: what oh I’ll get the janitor.

[@sushistudios5627]

I just came from a video and I saw scrubby post I'm like yes save from sadness

[@strangepuddy8925]

There is this guy in my science class, hes a bit of a show off and this one time he tripped over my foot and made a huge fuss out of it. The teacher told him to stand outside and he gave me the most evil face anyone could do! Omg it the best thing ever 😹😹😹

[@theraphykid6613]

i also have a friend or a bully i accidently tripped my foot bc of an whitebord and she laugh at me she try to 'roast me' for o reaon :/ i finnaly got a SMsIgGlE cringey bully

[@linksnatch2.022]

Felix: Me, the god, the ultimate roasting god Me: bro the only thing you roast ate marshmellows

[@Widebaconshop]

#savethemarshmellows

[@moono4661]

Scrubby:"Pudding is not the greatest food ever" also Scrubby: "I stole several boxes of brownies from my school!"

[@Black_sage5187]

You watched it to

[@adamdaman6784]

Brownies are the dessert of the gods

[@Heretowatchvideos123]

Brownies are good

[@gcon.807]

I love how the kid claimed to be a “black belt” in karate when he doesn’t even specify what style he practices. Also, Black belts aren’t all that tough. A mediocre boxer can woop a Tang Soo Do karate competitor without even much cost. Thai boxing is a different story though.

[@mathewgilbert4681]

TKD Skits and outtakes what’s Thai boxing ?

[@brendandonohue2398]

@@mathewgilbert4681 boxing but spicy

[@londonjames8972]

@@brendandonohue2398 what does that mean

[@oogieboogie7332]

He says he is such a physical speciman then I would like to see him do a sit up

[@cyber_runner]

I'm skinny and even I can't do a proper push-up, because once I go down I will not come back up XD

[@justin9justinbobodle212]

On the way back down he's gonna cause pro harbor

[@gabrieljose8134]

No, stay in the invisible chair form for 10 minutes

[@hagen6133]

‘’Stop Acting like u are the reincarnation of Bruce lee!’’

[@Dypsy.Edits1]

" gving your pudding but in school its crack cocaine"

[@mayonaise7100]

What Vsco girls say: skskskskksks What Scrubby says: nO JOKe, No SCaM

[@renaldo1957]

I had somebody EXACTLY like this guy at my school lol Edit: I never had this many likes before thank you guys TwT

[@lindavanderheyden8099]

Same

[@strxnded7146]

same

[@hir1ichee25]

Lol everyone in you're comments said same nice lies

[@mason6386]

Same but the kid said he was in the military in 7th grade. In band, every time he took a quiz, he would fail miserably and cry, or he would cry about how he didn’t know how to play the instrument. You could never understand him because his voice sounded like water sloshing around because his mouth was always full with spit. Edit:he also told one of the popular kids that he would kill his mom and blow up his house. He got his fuckin ASS BEAT. We could call him Colin snitch (because his last name was smith) because he was like best friends with the vice principle and would snitch on everyone.

[@someangrypotato7197]

2 possibilities, 1. This is the kid from the story, 2. Oh god the virus is spreading

[@Neurons_]

Me being a black belt and you talking about that fake black belt 👁👄👁 (Edit) my comment made no sense to me but I just like putting these faces on my comments lol 💪👁👄👁💪

[@BlueJayBaby]

I took karate when I was younger- I’m 99% sure that we made this pledge to not start fights, and to only use karate for self-defense. So that’s how you can tell that kid was *not* a black belt.

[@normal8708]

"I am a super-duper specimen" lmao sure you are...

[@deleted2143]

I should be doing my homework but i'm gonna do this instead

[@21idiots68]

The cringiest kid in my school says scrubby sucks I say scrubs is the best

[@Michael-jp3tl]

He thinks he sucks because he probaly got flamed by the man, the mith, the legend - scrubs

[@kingcrad]

Lmao

[@Jimsterthethird]

You should’ve uno reverse carded him

[@gearish9309]

"they look the way beef smells" quote of the year from scrubs

[@linksnatch2.022]

This kids talk to me: I can beat you up Me: ok kung fu panda

[@jabarithegoldenlucario8841]

We not gonna talk about how he was playing a Sonic the Hedgehog CSGO Surf Map? No? Ok then...

[@ReadingAreaRailfan]

This story describes me perfecly. Literaly in every way

[@user-ed9qb7yc9h]

So your fat? (No offence)

[@carlwheezer3825]

Nobody: Ryan after every sentence :Code Red Maintain Dew Dew the Dew

[@user-ed9qb7yc9h]

Nice pfp

[@thunderzking0342]

Scrubs: talks about drinking too much Mountain Dew Me: looks at my can of Mountain Dew

[@LenGalaxia]

"I'm a black belt and I can beat you up." Me: "I'm a black belt and I can beat you up with the black belt alone."

[@drewby3_]

I love the way Scrubs describes things, “the kid smell like the way beef smells” 🤣🤣

[@ethanwaring4395]

I swear this is basically me on some days

[@alek0154]

Scrubby: *makes jokes about fat Mountain Dew kid that was “black belt”* Me, a kid which has brown belt in karate and drink 2L of Pepsi before the training:…

[@aaronkeith6370]

I'm on my schools football team,a kid literally ate takis before practice,a hole bag of *takis*

[@muhammadplays4201]

@@aaronkeith6370 Football is intense BUT TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE

[@aaronkeith6370]

@@muhammadplays4201 😂😂

[@donovanthedbzlover576]

gotta get on that sugar rush to increase your energy

[@idgafwhtyouwant]

Fun Fact, I'm a blue red or blue belt[I forgot]

[@chelseawilliams4962]

"His favorite move is the sitton yu"

[@xx_dr_phill_xx5093]

When you have 15 heart attacks trying to pick up your milk

[@hallowedgrimm5954]

If you keep saying stuff like "I'm so strong I can beat you with one punch" you are basically asking for a fight

[@adamquinn3230]

When they look the way that beef smells lmao 😂

[@gabrielmarin2342]

1:37 I also have a person exactly like that

[@bountyman8894]

A kid was like this at my school he bragged about being a black belt until I knocked his tooth out 😂

[@evanb1315]

Hayden Bennett lmao 😂 nice

[@zheydi9510]

did u perhaps, body slam?

[@mmabrawler732]

Same here, but i kicked in his nose

[@Zombienerff]

😂💀💀

[@jpross5213]

Bubble gum princess: pulls out two Dog tags and starts beating me with them*

[@dontmindmyname1234]

When he said “ the bubble gum fairy will punch u in the face til u can’t smell no flowers no more” (that’s my wording of it) I just said to myself “I can’t smell much anyway” Also, not only am I a bit cringe to the cool kids when I was in fifth grade but my best friend Jackson was the biggest cringe at the school besides those cringey second graders

[@John-cj1xd]

I needed something to laugh at two of my fish died to day

[@isaac2bands]

Rip. My fishes are named James pond and swim shady

[@keithsanders2422]

Sorry for you loss man

[@jameswest1093]

Sorry, fish are good pets.

[@isaac2bands]

Update. Now my 2 fish died wtf

[@issalune]

Captima rip james pond and swim shady :(

[@DonnyQT]

Kid: “I can beat anyone in a fight because I have a black belt!” Me: OK BOOMER

[@thedoomslayer7854]

12:50 now that is what I call a fatality

[@miragestoughhugeveinymeaty5101]

Glory kills the mancubus

[@t-rexlapislongschlongzhong2635]

when i heard scrubs say " code red everywhere on the walls" i was like it sounds like a murder scene

[@JustAnotherYTer]

Me eating pretzels and cracking up at this My parents: Looking at me weird

[@dude._]

Ryan: doesn’t understand pudding Me: Ok bOoMeR

[@randomnonsense2259]

Oh no

[@ghostsvoid5298]

Ok kid....

[@UnofAz]

Ok BoOmEr

[@lindavanderheyden8099]

I'm here at 19 min from when you posted this

[@samkennedy4750]

Jesus: EVERYONE MUST DRINK 2 L Red Mountain Dew

[@theclevelandsteam2031]

CODE red

[@antoniopvp1465]

Great work!, I always listen to your storys while playing my games

[@genghiskhan6185]

Oh really? He can single-handedly take out my army? Ok.

[@mrhouse6886]

I can imagine the deva with mountain duo and Doritos but only with Felix

[@abyssalgaming9994]

LMAO

[@SpacedOut457]

Two dudes hugging drenched in Code Red Mtw.Dew. Nobody: Ha gayyyyyyyyyy

[@Soultail]

Hammond!!! Love the little guy

[@snippzi]

I love how he calls himself a roast god, but he sounds more like a roast chicken no joke

[@davidwas77]

My grandpa heard “code red explosion” and had a flashback and started screaming

[@thndrhyprr8009]

Is your grandpa okay?

[@davidwas77]

@@thndrhyprr8009 nah I was cappin

[@marcodavalos2338]

Yo Scrubby love the vids, keep it up

[@thomasscott9330]

Me:looks at thumbnail Also me:shit the years haven’t treated icp good

[@CamoUNKNOWN]

You're almost at 1Mil

[@Abaddon_Of_Chaos]

Now I don't know how other people work, but my parents taught me that if someone tries swings on me with a 2 liter water bottle of Mt. Dew, your suppose to beat them until they are bleeding from the eye sockets.

[@lotuslair]

"Mountain dew isn't a drink, it's a lifestyle!"

[@GhostW1thTheMost]

When i was in school there was this girl that had a crush on me (all the other girls told me because i was friendly with all of them) but i had a girlfriend so she basically talked about how hot that disney actor in her journal (she had disney channel journals) to try to make me jealous and every time i was with my girlfriend she was like:"i dont wanna be your friend" until i didnt care about her at all

[@kiwi.1243]

We didnt ask

[@GhostW1thTheMost]

@@kiwi.1243 and i didnt ask if you didnt ask

[@oliviaemin6428]

@@kiwi.1243 bro I did

[@Scp-pj7jt]

This is a good short story

[@kiwi.1243]

@@GhostW1thTheMost I didnt adk if you did ask

[@normalpersongr5758]

8:22 "He was roasted by me DIO" Scrubs 2019 Edit:I changed the time

[@LrPhy4Duo]

You thought you were going to win, but it was I Dio

[@Zombienerff]

Sjheiveirheirbeibeir jojo ref

[@finger7083]

me hearing this tho my name is felix :_(

[@Kay-sm9vt]

Imagine a new student comes into Felix’s class and the first thing Felix says to the new student is “I can beat you up! I’m a black belt!”

[@jakairiac9288]

"the 2 liter was too much" I almost died

[@AriBreactions]

I love you scrubby you inspired me to make a KZbin channel

[@Shady-up5cz]

Shutup clown

[@internetsuser5251]

Ari B oof

[@shaquilleoatmeal2199]

Stop saying the same thing on every video

[@lilwurm6958]

I would get sorry Karen merch but that's my mom's name

[@lexwar7744]

Only a Karen would name their child Tyler Wurm (No offense just thought it was funny)

[@lilwurm6958]

True tho

[@causalsunsfan5651]

Tyler Wurm no offense but not a single soul would name their Tyler but an Karen but it’s not that bad I have a cousin named karler Tyler and Karen mixed no joke

[@frozenturkey8043]

This reminded me when me and my fat friend went to another of our friends house and we were playing bodys and he just started spamming fast punches tht didnt hurt much so i started hitting fast then he fell hard then i layed down on my friends bed than he hit my d so i tackled himto the bed😂😂

[@That1Legendlol]

i am a ghost typing this rn how did i die? *i had a freaking stroke reading this*

[@giornosdad1710]

Jokes on you, I'm allergic to flowers

[@Zahidith9800]

Yo it’s, sad that he broke a tile😂 and I have a lot of funny stories and I would love to share, you help me when I’m stressed and make me laugh

[@judithjohnson6361]

Karen moved in your house like to undo

[@identitymonster]

Judith Johnson yeah it’s my mom tho

[@Lukankata]

Ohh no

[@coronavirus4908]

No begging

[@UnofAz]

Judith Johnson UnO ReVERSe

[@subtoshotzandalsome2817]

Hello Person ok boomer

[@galaxiumgd1160]

Dang it earlier at my gym class i got hit in the face by a foot ball i cant be hit in the face again

[@laserspacecats4295]

"When they look the way beef smells."

[@dantastic2085]

The fact that Scrubs did not use piledrive ONCE in this play over has literally given me a stroke.

[@inxious227]

It's actually really fun to listen to these stories while playing Minecraft

[@kermitproductions6775]

Yeah

[@snappedwire3368]

Felix is that one kid who only flexes and thinks trump should win the 2020 election

[@hir1ichee25]

Lol it hasn't been 3 yrs though so...u can't get alected in 2020 right? I dumb idk?

[@seantwohig803]

SDC _noob_jr the election happens in November 2020 but the president doesn’t take office until January 2021 if it is not trump which it will probably be

[@seantwohig803]

SDC _noob_jr what’s wrong with liking trump

[@itsmichael7189]

SnappedWire Trump is gonna win the election and get assaisanted shortly after, just watch

[@seantwohig803]

hoptrix the economy is doing great though

[@sgkhajiit7549]

Scrubby: no joke no sca Me: skips 1 min later

[@snappydog2143]

This story just happened a few months ago So I was I year 5 and it was summer holiday and I was on a mission half is my class met up in the park and we had some money so we went to the shop and bought some cheetos and one of my class mates took the bag of cheetos and ran a way on there bike let's call her Julie and they got arrested on suspicion by a Santa o a bike with a nerf gun So we ran away from the cop and we lost our cheetos so he next day at school there was a cop waiting for us Becouse julie snithced on us

[@hir1ichee25]

U sure?

[@snappydog2143]

@@hir1ichee25 yes

[@sidedpencil9388]

Dang that sucks and Julie is a...

[@nojustjae]

@@snappydog2143 You positive?

[@snappydog2143]

@@nojustjae very

[@Endryt-md4qb]

Felix: I could beat u up Me who has a kni-:no u

[@jort9724]

Kid named filex:gets body slammed Kyle: hold my monster

[@Sasha-eq1ez]

So early didnt get the noti😎

[@samik5960]

same

[@Shady-up5cz]

Sooooo The Fortnite kids

[@jager869]

No the kids that play rainbow six siege

[@jager869]

Jager r/woooosh

[@huejanus1333]

Jager tf??.?.

[@bruhmoment1072]

Jager lay off the crack bro

[@rron8175]

Jager been taking drugs from bandit

[@averystanley8851]

Yes he talked about the bears Bears fan think there going to the playoffs is 99.9% None bears fan 0.1% chance

[@enemystandloser9084]

Avery Stanley unless your talking about “DA bears” double doinker from last season!

[@youremindinanutshell247]

"Fought a box of donuts and lost" Funniest sh#t i ever seen

[@dragonmaster_303]

this honestly sounds like a kid at my middle school