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@ethanlivemere11622 жыл бұрын
She really put the lines "silver on my fingers" and "I shit silver" in the same song and didn't think twice about it
@Throatzillaaa2 жыл бұрын
why's her obsession with silver? like why not gold in one of those instances... wouldn't gold on my fingers / boots on my feet ... sound atleast slightly better, just like syllable-wise?
@sucrose82992 жыл бұрын
Or worse, she did think about it
@Eli-mn5cq2 жыл бұрын
I could be wrong, but is silver one of those words that rhymes with nearly nothing? like orange or purple. why would you put that in your song haha
@JazzyFizzleDrummers2 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine she's drinking colloidal silver, and one day she'll turn blue like a smurf.
@jurgnobs1308 Жыл бұрын
@@Eli-mn5cq nah silver rhymes with a lot
@seshg20122 жыл бұрын
Her ability to stay on beat is so non-existent it might as well be an NFT
@nukiradio2 жыл бұрын
Atleast nfts are supported by SOMETHING. This woman's rythm is an IMAGINARY FRIEND
@gracievela75142 жыл бұрын
@@nukiradio They ain't even imaginary friends mate they're complete strangers
@xenon89272 жыл бұрын
@Lala begone bot.
@amusiclover73402 жыл бұрын
💀
@nnmnch80712 жыл бұрын
i am right clicking her rap
@cloudyvulpine2 жыл бұрын
she feels the type of girl to be like "omg dont have a crush on me" when her friend comes out as lesbian
@1745.keytel Жыл бұрын
💀 I'm dead fr
@loonyrhombus1948 Жыл бұрын
quite literally a despicable me villain
@PTEC Жыл бұрын
Omgg
@Flareguy3 ай бұрын
No despicable me villains are not awful
@anntoniataylor84042 жыл бұрын
she is absolutely ALLERGIC to the beat
@breezemansker33662 жыл бұрын
The worst part is the bars are kinda creative if she had more talent, flow and any knowledge of rap at all 💀
@Bionicbutter432 жыл бұрын
"She's allergic to the beat. She smells like feet. The crocodile of wall street? Bitch you're lucky if your the lizard of monopoly. Because your money's fake cuz you can't rap on the beat" It's not the best
@yorukaadams9402 жыл бұрын
@@Bionicbutter43 you should’ve been paid to ghostwrite
@stardoogalaxie93142 жыл бұрын
@@Bionicbutter43 how about "She allergic to the beat. she smell like feet. Croc of wall street? Delete her fucking deets. Her man in my sheets, feelin on my n f teets. Crypto bitch on the street, Karen Phonin' with elites."
@Bionicbutter432 жыл бұрын
@@stardoogalaxie9314 Yo That goes hard
@CazadorSixFour2 жыл бұрын
If she's so rich, she shoulda paid a ghost writer.
@breezemansker33662 жыл бұрын
Guess she isn't a smart slacker like she thought
@Ramberta2 жыл бұрын
LOL this is great
@crablessinbaltimore2 жыл бұрын
and a ghost rapper lmao
@screamingbanshee12822 жыл бұрын
Some of these people who claim to rich aren't actually, it's just the value of the bitcoins they own, and instead of cashing out, don't get me wrong I'm against crypto and nft, but these coin only have monetary value
@Phished1232 жыл бұрын
It wouldnt even be that hard, to spruce up most of the ideas either, like instead of coming out of left field and saying "crocodile of wall street" she could've said "the alpha of wall street" and its at least a semi play on words.
@DemonlyVoid2 жыл бұрын
It gets "better" when you go on Genius and you realize she made her own annotations for the lyrics
@swaggerdagger8976 Жыл бұрын
Thats just sad 💀
@alisdraws Жыл бұрын
When jarvis is singing the 'bad bitch' verse he's already more on beat than she is. Her ability to be off beat is honestly impressive
@Ethan-qs7fo2 жыл бұрын
Everything she sings sounds like she's forgotten the words and is trying desperately to remember
@melonie_peppers2 жыл бұрын
🤐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thegreenmanofnorwich2 жыл бұрын
Sammitch and vag itch were my favourite ridiculous lyrics
@ggiufa72892 жыл бұрын
yes since she was fifTEN
@whoswallowing2 жыл бұрын
@@ggiufa7289 fifTAYN
@StefanyDjuba2 жыл бұрын
no she has forgotten words in general
@M2R.2 жыл бұрын
“You’re annoying like a vag itch” is unironically so funny
@FrenkTheJoy2 жыл бұрын
Yeah this song is awful, but "I'm a bad bitch, you're annoying like a vag itch" is a really good line.
@dangerousatanyspeed12232 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the absurdity of that line I couldn’t breathe
@Crimson_Knight0042 жыл бұрын
Taken on its own that could be a good and genuinely funny line in a well-written, tongue-in-cheek music video.
@lizzyaine32932 жыл бұрын
That with the “make me a sam-itch” line took me the fuck out
@gabbyc052 жыл бұрын
i need tbe time stamp 😩😩😩
@zacheymczachface Жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm a teenager and my math teacher is rapping about fractions
@JazzyFizzleDrummers2 жыл бұрын
As someone with a masters degree in music I want to do a complete analysis of this. Not because it has value, but because it seems to be specifically engineered to have as little value as possible.
@romossaeelee216211 ай бұрын
"How Bad Music Can Make As Much Money As Possible: A Case Study In RazzledKhan's Discography"
@littleblueclovers8 ай бұрын
If you go and do a thorough break down of each and every flaw in the song I promise you I will watch the full video. I will assume it will be about 3 hours.
@thinkingthinksandthonks2 жыл бұрын
'Fuck your message at the beep' is actually kind of a power move of a phrase, and I can't believe she took that opportunity away from someone with a better flow.
@arceus.22562 жыл бұрын
IKRR I FULLY AGREEEEE
@Throatzillaaa2 жыл бұрын
agree its good I just hate she would prefer to be emailed Lol ... like why not text?
@cloudbrooks2 жыл бұрын
seriously!! thats what I was thinking!!
@alex.g73172 жыл бұрын
I read that just as she said it
@shroomshroom59452 жыл бұрын
I still think that line is cringe. It's too forcibly "badsss".
@sadsitcom2 жыл бұрын
watching her rap feels like i stumbled upon security footage of her alone in her apartment rapping terribly that no soul was ever supposed to hear. yet, it is unfortunately available for anyone to see.
@sunshinefine18862 жыл бұрын
This is exactly the vibe ✨
@GetOfflineGetGood2 жыл бұрын
When you're rich enough you start to think people want to hear those moments
@UJEvans2 жыл бұрын
It's so awkward that it could pass for a cutaway gag on New Girl.
@Tw0Dots2 жыл бұрын
But, like, we should at least be PAID for the fact that it’s publicly available. What if a CHILD stumble upon it?? And decides to become a BlueFace Crypto Rapper??? And WHAT of the medical bills for our ears?
@wren_. Жыл бұрын
it kind of feels like if you fed a text generator 1000 hours of rap songs
@swordswaltzing2 жыл бұрын
you know what there's almost a sylvia plath-esque disjointedness to her lyricism that is admirable. perhaps it cleverly hints at an inner turmoil except no of course it doesn't what the fuck is this
@sidoniegabrielle269 Жыл бұрын
i honestly think she was born to be a terrible slam poet and just chose the wrong path
@simon_says_lots_of_things7 ай бұрын
She seems like she made "being quirky" her entire personality in middle school and held onto it with a death grip because it got her attention.
@wordwriter2 жыл бұрын
How can I get just like 1/10th of the blind self-confidence that this woman has? 😂
@yejiluvrr2 жыл бұрын
If anyone knows I would like to know too
@DeeDee-zu2pv2 жыл бұрын
It's easy, just launder 1/10 of crypto that she did. You don't have access to 300 million worth of Bitcoin? Pfft. Poor
@jamesfletcher32022 жыл бұрын
just pray you only get 1/10th of her blind self confidence any higher concentrations have shown to be lethal.
@-piras2 жыл бұрын
yeah, more then half would turn me into a horrible person
@thegreenmanofnorwich2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing that's what theft and copious cocaine will do to a person
@bharbarawyrstwaemasyn87412 жыл бұрын
This has to be a canned snl skit. Her movements are so terrifying its mesmerizing. She's doing the mink dance and we're all her prey.
@kristinepinlac27962 жыл бұрын
WE'RE ALL HER PREY OMFG STOPPP 💀💀💀
@akirapowell35392 жыл бұрын
its a weasel war dance from grandma crocodile
@softestshade78132 жыл бұрын
@@akirapowell3539 MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT OH MY GOD
@bigdawgchai2 жыл бұрын
this has me literally in tears omg 💀💀💀
@nolanstone47232 жыл бұрын
This is what i was looking for. The way she moves hurts my soul.
@theoshew58135 ай бұрын
the lack of energy is really what does it for me, go girl give us nothing
@JinStreams5 ай бұрын
Givingbit her all in a lazy ironic way that makes it perfectly hollow
@elsakempe6312 жыл бұрын
I love how NOT on beat she is. It almost sounds like it's on purpose. Also love how even when Jarvis was repeating after her to make fun of the lyrics he had more sense of rhythm
@powersofdestruction56942 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t aware one could have such terrible flow Like her lines could fit the beat but she seemingly intentionally misses it every time
@suburbanweekend2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it makes me feel like she is doing it on purpose. But it is so bad and confusing it has to be sincere right? Like if she is intentionally bad as a joke it still doesn’t work because none of the jokes make sense.
@ether38962 жыл бұрын
She's scared to be on beat tbh, in all honesty I hafta imagine she did this without any music playing and put it on after
@liathompson23322 жыл бұрын
Silk da Shocka in white girl form
@missdiction44552 жыл бұрын
Artists who can’t draw anything proportionally : “it’s just my STYLE”
@jordanr.21202 жыл бұрын
She's playing dodgeball with the beat and she's the one dodging and she's winning
@jamielopez31122 жыл бұрын
"I don't fuck with no bros. Unless they're gay. Gays don't count. They're exempt." I would like to say that, as a gay, I do not want to be exempt. Please leave us out of whatever mess this is.
@Andy-jh2fs2 жыл бұрын
Right?! This might be the first and hopefully last time I'll ever say "I'll just side with the straight dudes on this one" 🤣
@Hipochacco2 жыл бұрын
As a lesbian we don’t want her either
@buzzinbea2 жыл бұрын
It's a threat 😂
@Saige_L2 жыл бұрын
@@Hipochacco as a lesbian I second that
@nonprofitgirl2 жыл бұрын
You’re definitely NOT EXEMPT.....she’s just too dumb to recognize what’s good in life. And it’s not being “an entrepreneur” in the context she’s spouting. Kinda pathetic. You’re never exempt - don’t believe the terrible rap. ;)
@sholem_bond2 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard a lot of people remark on this: she's so *devoid of confidence* in the entire performance of this song/video (the first music video). She dances and raps really half-heartedly, like she realized how unconvincing and cringy this was as she was filming it, but didn't want to bother trying to make it any better. She could at least be EARNESTLY bad at rapping. She looks like one of the [few] high school drama kids who's afraid of seeming too enthusiastic about the role, so they don't commit to it (and just keep getting cast because they're conventionally attractive or rich or whatever). 7:35 edit: ok, this song too.
@alexisb382911 ай бұрын
This is a good explanation
@olivejuice142410 ай бұрын
Spot on
@RichardServello9 ай бұрын
I think she's just white.
@KymLikesGamesАй бұрын
I agree ... I didn't feel like she took this song seriously, almost like it was a parody. But turns out she did all this unironically, and so it does just seem like she has no confident.
@AsherWick-vd4km11 ай бұрын
she is absolutely petrified of the beat
@marissawimer89512 жыл бұрын
Trauma bonds people, thanks for going through this with me, guys
@abbymorrison3097 Жыл бұрын
Tysm for enduring this with me
@falakrafi Жыл бұрын
In the words of Plankton, I'll see you all in therapy 😭
@jjan3 Жыл бұрын
No problem. Stay strong brother ✊
@toaster927 Жыл бұрын
course, us premium viewers gotta help each other out
@dandeliontea59 Жыл бұрын
🤝
@filmecritic91242 жыл бұрын
if you hadn’t mentioned that she’s actually a crypto person at the beginning, i would be so convinced this was semi-successful satire
@khazermashkes23162 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@xxRAINA1xx2 жыл бұрын
Not just a crypto person a crypto THIEF and that stole the most money ever
@LiarJudas6662 жыл бұрын
@@xxRAINA1xx she's only accused of laundering, I think she and her husband might just be fall guys for the real hackers.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24942 жыл бұрын
@@LiarJudas666 So, talked a big game but was actually essentially clueless? This feels on brand
@hellothere7022 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 that's mostly what crypto people are
@RanRanRenchan2 жыл бұрын
Razzlecon's lines about being a grandmother give off the same energy as the: "I am old. I'm sixteen, I'm a grandmother!!" vine.
@sinfullycirce2 жыл бұрын
her existence feels like a hate crime against every marginalised group to ever exist
@OpeningTheBox2 жыл бұрын
I love how often she says 'boots on my feet' as if owning shoes is a flex
@jmarshal2 жыл бұрын
And owning that premium silver. Cuz all the rappers like silver…right? Big chunky silver necklace ? This bitch got it all.
@uknowwho71522 жыл бұрын
Got me my silver and boots!!! I'm a bad bitch
@mcwjes2 жыл бұрын
Hmmm. What will let the smelly poors know I am financially well off? Aha! Boots!
@antiarmadillosociety2 жыл бұрын
@@jmarshal As far as precious metals go, silver is dirt cheap.
@yogurt81502 жыл бұрын
and the way she says it makes it sounds like a kindergarden song oof "silver on my fingers" - wiggle fingers "boots on my feet!" - stomp on the ground "yay!" - all the kids cheer bc they did a good job
@Vanamonde2 жыл бұрын
She stole $5 billion and it's not even her biggest crime against humanity. Also, I love how "boots on my feet" is a flex? Like not "designer boots", just "boots".
@Attilablabla2 жыл бұрын
Maybe she's down to earth at the same time? 😁
@Diana-mu7pc2 жыл бұрын
Elementary schoolers when there's snow on the playground
@hippopajamas2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the "boots on my feet" part is meant to mean she does the work/is self made. Like pick yourself up by your bootstraps. The song is also called "Versace Bedouin" and the Bedouins are nomadic so maybe she just likes to walk a LOT. I tell myself that because otherwise I have absolutely no idea why the song is called that and, yes, I'm grasping at straws.
@Throatzillaaa2 жыл бұрын
not to flex but I own like 3 pairs of boots.
@MariaTex32 жыл бұрын
She's the only person to have owned boots. I'm so poor, I've never even SEEN boots.
@stoatthemammal2 жыл бұрын
It took me months to finish this video because each time she rapped it just made me feel like I warped in time.
@annikornbee7436 ай бұрын
This rap feels like when five year olds at a sleepover make a dance routine and immediately show it to their parents without a single run through
@keawarren4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@lauraashlyn2 жыл бұрын
She sounds like a child who just discovered bad words
@yejiluvrr2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@sunsatire2 жыл бұрын
omg frr
@Phrog19192 жыл бұрын
😂
@softcoffeewhispers2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis talking through the different verses feels like in English class where you were given a vague poem and told to annotate it with your classmates and you just had to do your best
@reneayyy2 жыл бұрын
best comment
@kingosnake71582 жыл бұрын
when i was in high school my freshman english teacher made us analyze an eminem song, cringiest teacher i've had to this day
@softcoffeewhispers2 жыл бұрын
@@kingosnake7158 “um, ma’am, I think he’s just angry. like really angry. I think that’s the whole song.”
@kingosnake71582 жыл бұрын
@@softcoffeewhispers she literally asked us "what do you think he means by that" about the entire chorus of lose yourself, LINE. BY. LINE.
@bucketonfoot2 жыл бұрын
@@kingosnake7158 “as you can probably already tell it takes so much time and effort to come up with something as great as “that’s an awfully hot coffee pot” in this line he describes a pot of coffee this could be taken as a metaphor for society, the heat could represent society and he is talking about how much he doesn’t want to interact with it, this is a think piece about a straight white man rejecting society and social norms, true bravery, tear jerking even”
@carmenb.2784 Жыл бұрын
the fact that she gets ahead of the beat and then has to wait for it is too funny
@WickedRatzz2 жыл бұрын
they all dance in the music video like white aunts at weddings lmaoooo
@rainbowdemon50332 жыл бұрын
The Husband already looks like he doesn't matter much in any conversation. He looks like a stock-photo. Idk what it is, but he looks like an AI tried to create the most average looking guy
@amelia31462 жыл бұрын
He’s giving NPC
@Jamerian20102 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@krayozmines2 жыл бұрын
@@amelia3146 💀💀💀💀
@bigdawgchai2 жыл бұрын
broo 💀💀💀💀
@MariaTex32 жыл бұрын
I read this comment while in the library and I'm trying so hard to contain my laughter
@ap0ll0slyre2 жыл бұрын
every verse was like a new surprise except the surprise is angry bees and you're in pain every time
@gremlinwc89962 жыл бұрын
💀
@AW-sx8hm2 жыл бұрын
The surprise is angry bees?! An influx of BEES oughta put a stop to that!
@Zarmdthecoolest2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a tumblr post
@lizlee8715 Жыл бұрын
Like each verse is the equivalent of tripping and falling. You try to get up and continue walking but you end up tripping again.
@nicor3612 Жыл бұрын
"Crocodiles can't wear boots" well maybe not boots, but have you considered CROC IN CROCS?
@JustToast9632 жыл бұрын
I mis-read “Versace Bedouin” as “Versace Boudin” at first, and was very confused as to why she’d be calling herself a designer sausage.
@saramorrison78642 жыл бұрын
That feel when you’re so bad at something you decide to just say you’re “a surrealist artist”
@andrewollmann3042 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes....the “Tommy Wiseau” effect.
@oddduck20032 жыл бұрын
Dadadist, dummy
@mimz1173 Жыл бұрын
It sure is a surreal experience
@oscarcacnio8418 Жыл бұрын
@@oddduck2003 I've seen cans of literal artist dung with more quality than this.
@oddduck2003 Жыл бұрын
@@oscarcacnio8418 yeah but it makes bank and in this world bitch that is all that matters. No church thank god in the wild
@billymoak38482 жыл бұрын
Her ability to stay off beat and still rap in complete monotone is incredible. (Edit: I’m happy to have started an argument over the meaning of monotone in the replies, but to clarify; it is strange that she raps with little inflection and still stays off beat. But I will concede that she uses some form of intonation when “singing.”)
@whyisthisdifferentnow2 жыл бұрын
This comment actually made me audibly laugh. Thank you. 😂
@glswain2 жыл бұрын
Personally I’m more a fan of the choreography, aka literal arm-flailing
@gnickthegnome19812 жыл бұрын
This is not monotone
@jungtothehuimang2 жыл бұрын
@@glswain she looks like she's not comfortable moving too quickly
@samml35662 жыл бұрын
It’s a skill
@altalert3939 Жыл бұрын
The rap honestly gives the same vibes as the raps they’d show you in middle school history class about the founding fathers 💀💀💀
@HopeIsADrug11037 Жыл бұрын
no amount of that money she stole will make up for what she put my ears through
@kaydenpat2 жыл бұрын
The prosecution needs to show this “rap” video to the jury. Guilty as hell.
@foongern10712 жыл бұрын
Hell no, she could plead insanity!
@kaydenpat2 жыл бұрын
@@foongern1071 😂
@jakimoretti77712 жыл бұрын
no matter what she did she did it
@asapaints2 жыл бұрын
good to know that she thinks gay men aren’t….men?? thanks girl I had no idea I wasn’t a guy
@rat-gang- Жыл бұрын
she's bringing back old fashioned homophobia with bad rap
@dinahmyte37492 жыл бұрын
You ever have to sit through a white person reading of MLK's I have a Dream speech while sitting in an auditorium in Iowa? That's this flow. I am a monotone person, this... this is the "and that's hip hop" dance choreography lady trying to tell me this is hip hop. I'm a mixed woman from the midwest. This... this hurts. Macklemore is more sincere in his rap than this.
@zubetp Жыл бұрын
say what you will about macklemore, you can tell he's having fun when he does his weird little music. i didn't get the feeling this woman was enjoying herself, was feeling fulfilled, was entirely clear on why she was doing this, knew what the words she wrote meant, was confident there was an audience for this, etc. she's lost in it.
@raruther592 жыл бұрын
Her calling herself the Versace Bedouin even though she’s Turkish American is like an Irish American calling themselves a Gucci Sicilian. It’s so off that it illustrates her total lack of knowledge of Middle Eastern ethnography.
@ChiBoomyBoom2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this comment.
@boop91732 жыл бұрын
“you annoying like vag itch” is hands down the funniest rap lyric i’ve ever heard
@gaylehesser8060 Жыл бұрын
go on make me a sam ich
@RichardServello9 ай бұрын
Lil Dicky would approve
@kisikisikisi2 жыл бұрын
It's not even that she's a bad rapper. It's that she sounds like someone who has never heard a rap song, trying to make a rap song based on the description by a person who has heard one (1) rap song. Edit: for those confused, my point was that she is so bad that she can't even be described as a rapper. In order to be a bad rapper, you need to be rapping. There are words coming out of her mouth and there is a beat. That's where the similarities end.
@SidneyBell2 жыл бұрын
@@nonnononnononno rap and rape are very different
@Babyteef2 жыл бұрын
Weirdly feels like she COULD be an okay rapper
@thilypad5572 жыл бұрын
And the only rap song that other person ever heard was by Blueface baby.
@ambi_cc84642 жыл бұрын
@JayLeeBeanz I agree that it feels like a PowerPoint but more in the way that there was probably passion there, but it was amateurly expressed and the motivation to do it didn’t out weigh the inconveniences of committing much
@brandonholloman1572 жыл бұрын
“it’s not that she’s a bad rapper, it’s that she ((proceeds to describe a bad rapper))”
@Dressup_Doll8 ай бұрын
She sounds like she lost a bet and had to write, choreograph, and rap this while deeply hating it.
@pik4mongus_sus__new_funky_1252 жыл бұрын
This video got age-restricted clearly because of all the 3rd-degree fire burns this Crypto Rapper just spat.
@courtney37432 жыл бұрын
Drake’s been real quiet ever since Razzlekhan said “Ima bad bitch, make me a sammich”
@Babyteef2 жыл бұрын
He’s gone and made her that bad bitch sammich
@Emu192 жыл бұрын
I really hope the "GOOOOOOHHHHHLD!" audio never goes away. Ik things get repetitive and boring for the creators themselves but that audio makes me smile everytime and I say it out loud with the video lmao.
@dandarcy25392 жыл бұрын
fun fact! the clip is from austin powers in goldmember :-)
@lamp55142 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe she was being serious. This seems like a skit.. I want it to be a skit.
@harborbenassa8756 Жыл бұрын
She has pilot blood because she's fly, Jarvis 😭
@victoriaadderhold2 жыл бұрын
These sound like a Danny Gonzalez parody song if Danny couldn't sing
@Babyteef2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say this was offensive but then i remember the entire bad boy rap he did
@caitlin88552 жыл бұрын
This was horrible, and I enjoyed every minute of it. Thank you Jarvis!
@timhocking5292 жыл бұрын
Same
@heyaephyn Жыл бұрын
heaven only knows how much etherium she paid her producer
@eelvis16742 жыл бұрын
Never been more confident that someone was lying about having synesthesia for clout
@zoeb-p59932 жыл бұрын
When she talked about being a croc/gator and wearing boots I just immediately thought of crocodiles and alligators being at war and like... wearing each other's skin as boots.
@thatsdisco2 жыл бұрын
crocodile dandy with alligator shoes
@Colorfultography2 жыл бұрын
I love that visual
@JMBAD_art2 жыл бұрын
That’s kind of sick as hell
@snakewithapen54892 жыл бұрын
Oh that turf war already exists! We call it Florida, the gators are winning currently
@hyjinx36352 жыл бұрын
"Silver on my hands and boots on my feet" Yes Heather, boots typically go on your feet. And if you're a gator- (Crocodile, perhaps,) then they go on your forelimbs and hindlimbs.
@Rylee_G Жыл бұрын
Everything I've ever done was better than this music video So I'm feeling pretty good about myself
@BojoPigeon2 жыл бұрын
I think "beat dodger" is a phrase I'll start using for certain performers.
@brynnawill74752 жыл бұрын
jarvis sensed this song years in advance and left the tech industry to protect himself from its nuclear impact. respect
@lamibonxd2 жыл бұрын
he’s built different
@FortuitousOwl Жыл бұрын
I loved when this story came out and so many people were like “this is crazy who would have thought these lame people would get this much crypto” like…this is exactly what every crypto bro is like lol
@skalty98682 жыл бұрын
“I’m so anti consumerist I held on to $3.5 billion worth of stolen crypto”
@TheNormExperience2 жыл бұрын
“The rap video of the woman who was just arrested as part of an alleged husband-wife scheme that laundered $3.6 billion in crypto.” Every word in that sentence takes it up another notch when it already started at an 11.
@AmyAberrant2 жыл бұрын
When he said “this is the last place I expected isis to turn up” I was on the FLOOR 😭
@newtpollution2 жыл бұрын
The confidence this woman had in calling herself the "Versace Bedouin" had me googling whether I actually knew the definition of bedouin.
@LiarJudas6662 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that it's just another reference to how she's very proud to be Turkish. No, this does not make it make any more sense
@kharchangarchive2 жыл бұрын
Right like...Turkish people aren't Bedouin, they're Turkish 🤔 You can be both but in her case she's just Turkish-American
@leftylion5291 Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in NYC... my gawd, it hurts to see her walking our streets. Like, go to Florida. Please. We do not want you at the Wall Street 2/3 station.
@hackerz23692 жыл бұрын
That was not music That was the embodiment of a 30 y/o mum trying to be cool. I swear even deaf people could stay on the beat. I honestly think she's scared of basic rhythm.
@wideride83202 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes me feel more premium than that Jarvis Johnson! GOLD notification popping up while I'm on my lunch break. ☺
@sklerpo2 жыл бұрын
not me also on my lunch break watching this
@Chibi_Venus2 жыл бұрын
GOOOLD!
@jacalcala94392 жыл бұрын
@@sklerpolmaooo me three
@thatsannoying2 жыл бұрын
Lunch break gang 😊
@MissLiss12152 жыл бұрын
Lunch break gang ✌🏼
@keira48402 жыл бұрын
Her music video feels like something someone like Brian David Gilbert would release on their channel with no warning, and if it still sounded like this instead of being a genuine bop, then you'd go, "oh, it sounds like that because he knows how to make music, therefore he also knows how to make music bad on purpose to be funny." But if this is sincere...I think I'm still actually impressed. I don't know how she's managed this. Kinda obsessed. Edit: left out a word.
@ahobbit1273 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Brian is too talented to make something this bad, even if he tried.
@rat-gang- Жыл бұрын
fr i don't know how someone can consistently stay SO off beat
@RabblesTheBinx Жыл бұрын
Ok, as someone who _does_ know how to make music, it's _really_ hard to make something intentionally bad. There's no accounting for taste and, many times, an artist will make something they think is absolute trash and then it becomes a _smash_ hit. Hell, the most popular (I mean, we're talking relatively, here, obviously nothing I've produced could be considered popular, in general) song I ever did was a shitty pop song I threw together as a bet that I could write a pop song in under 5 minutes. It wasn't _supposed_ to be good, but the majority of people who hear it like it _more_ than my other stuff. "Song 2" by Blur, "Cum On Feel the Noize" by Quiet Riot, "Loser" by Beck, "Fight for Your Right" by the Beastie Boys, all joke songs that were meant to be bad, but people unironically loved them.
@mellow_mallow Жыл бұрын
@@RabblesTheBinxI gotta agree I kinda love Versace Bedouin. Like objectively it's horrible. So bad. Awful. But like there's just enough pieces of good shit in it and I can't stop thinking about the way they mingle with the Not Good Bits
@shaquilleeurope26007 ай бұрын
@@mellow_mallowIt could have been so fire with a better rapper and a few lyric changes. The beat carries hard
@umbriel652510 ай бұрын
She missed the opportunity to say "I got pilot blood I'm a real aviator" 🤦
@ameturebaker2 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, in 6th grade, my class made a rap video about sleep and it is unironically better than this
@AveryDelMiller2 жыл бұрын
this is a person who got an insane amount of undeserved money and thought she was unstoppable. now the law has caught up with her, and I'm here for it
@gunkwizardry2 жыл бұрын
these are my favorite types of stories
@hommefataltaemin2 жыл бұрын
What???? Is ur pfp?????
@AveryDelMiller2 жыл бұрын
@@hommefataltaemin gay furry
@alexreid11732 жыл бұрын
Her ability to stay completely off beat is amazing. I would have thought she would accidentally be on beat at some point
@archiermanilo23 Жыл бұрын
I want to say this is one of those "just because you can doesn't mean you should" Situations...but she can't...so...I don't know where that leaves us.
@chosoistryinghisbest Жыл бұрын
i love the artistic choice of just not mixing the music and the vocals together 😁
@ThisIsTechToday2 жыл бұрын
Even with your entertaining commentary, this is so awful to sit through it's so bad LOL
@chmchn2 жыл бұрын
Her rapping you mean?
@blucheavy32822 жыл бұрын
her rap is like she generated a random wikipedia article for every sentence
@moeshrooms3852 жыл бұрын
You’ve described it literally perfectly, there’s no way an AI didn’t write these lyrics
@blucheavy32822 жыл бұрын
@@moeshrooms385 im pretty sure an ai would be thousands of times more coherent
@starboundsingularity Жыл бұрын
i used to think rapping was just "talking over music" and while i realize thats wrong i think thats what she thinks it is
@MichelleMassaMCM2 жыл бұрын
I need another video. This was.... Pure gold 😂 so much left to uncover.
@joutatheegg2 жыл бұрын
I’m trying not to cry of laughter this entire video It feels like the lyrics were generated by AI, it’s amazing
@gamemultiplier17502 жыл бұрын
Nah, I bet some AI models could compose better rap lyrics.
@Zarmdthecoolest2 жыл бұрын
Don't insult AI like that
@MayorVideo Жыл бұрын
carykh made an ai to generate rap lyrics, and it does much better
@tadicahya64397 ай бұрын
That's insult to chatgpt
@PrettyGuardian2 жыл бұрын
Your line about her being a grandma of the game absolutely killed me. I'll be sending her the bill for my funeral. She can pay in crypto.
@tp64402 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I don’t think crypto can be exchanged for any physical goods or services. Just NFTs and sadness.
@guacbird Жыл бұрын
@@tp6440 i think in some places some shops and vending machines use crypto
@VinceyBishoppurpleisbae Жыл бұрын
@@guacbird I know a place near me does
@restlesssheep24532 жыл бұрын
Man, I want some actually good rapper to use the backing track there on the first rap. It has so much potential. Remove her atrocious attempts at rap, the backtrack sounds absolutely fire.
@pattydefelice95262 жыл бұрын
it’s so bad i cannot believe it’s not a parody. do you think that when she watched the finished video she sat back and was like “wow i did that. amazing” because i just cannot wrap my mind around this
@rileyriley81232 жыл бұрын
The "Not Like Other Girls" syndrome is strong with this one. She might have even redefined the parameters for it.
@sunsatire2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@emilysmith51302 жыл бұрын
if these songs aren’t satire then i have never been so confused in my life.
@APerson-qw8yy2 жыл бұрын
Even if they are, it's still cringe lol
@emilysmith51302 жыл бұрын
@@APerson-qw8yy so cringe lol
@SailorOrbiter2 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed to say, the more I hear it the more I'm tolerating it. I feel like if she worked at it, she might be able to get better.
@Yessica132 жыл бұрын
i'm sorry you had to go through that jarvis. i understand you wanting to share your experience with others
@MT-qk7dz2 жыл бұрын
I'm absolutely shitting myself this is so dystopian
@leomorris75732 жыл бұрын
this whole thing is super bizarre, heathers a family friend of one of my best friends. according to my friends dad (who was her fourth grade teacher) she's "incredibly smart and accomplished but still feels the need to exaggerate her accomplishments to make herself sound more impressive than she already is" (i.e. being able to speak 3 languages but telling herself she speaks 6) and this whole situation is "disappointing but not super surprising"
@Catglittercrafts2 жыл бұрын
Woah
@kiralonely13072 жыл бұрын
Aye, I used to be that kid too. 'cept I grew out of it over time. Sounds like she could do with some therapy and self esteem help way more than the NFT stuff tbh. I don't mean that in a mean way, everyone needs therapy imo, but like, I go to therapy and have for like 5-6 years now, and god that shit helped my self esteem a lot, which is usually were that kind of need to over-exaggerate and make yourself seem cooler seems to stem from ime, but idk.
@jaynenunya60702 жыл бұрын
sounds like clinical Narcissism man
@Dolthra2 жыл бұрын
As soon as she said synesthesia, and especially with that "it's a social commentary" comment at the end, this was the vibe I got. Like a person who is actually completely interesting on their own who just continues to make up shit about themselves for no reason and ends up being endlessly annoying to talk to because of it.
@VertigoCrime2 жыл бұрын
Panini Syndrome
@SlavaZone2 жыл бұрын
This is giving me early KZbin. There was a point where EVERYONE was rapping. Some were better than others, and a lot included extremely insensitive topics. This is giving flashbacks 😆
@yvaskhmir Жыл бұрын
What baffles me is people like these always think they cracked the world and are some kind of geniuses ahead of their time, whilst being the literal opposite.
@Andy-ct8be2 жыл бұрын
She has the unearned confidence of an old boomer dude. We're laughing but she's gonna be president
@Babyteef2 жыл бұрын
This girl is gonna scratch out Trump’s eyeball if he tries to get re-elected
@wr97972 жыл бұрын
Lol why you gotta jinx us like that
@charlieweathersbymusic2 жыл бұрын
"And y'all wonder why I left the tech industry" honestly, that quote summed up this entire horrible experience we've all just gone through together 😂
@bandersnatchbeauty96928 ай бұрын
No one should have given her internet access.
@tylerfun31582 жыл бұрын
It got so loud and so bad so fast that I almost broke down. How does this keep happening. How do idiots continue to end up with enough extra money and time to pull together garbage like this. Hat's off to the scammers who made this possible. It's unbelievable that anyone could listen to five seconds of this and still be onboard and yet here we are.
@Phia5252 жыл бұрын
“You annoying like vag itch” she has a point. She’s an icon a legend and she is the moment. I mean cmon now.