Very Really Good

[@daimy8504]

I don't know the worst country song, but i do know the best: Blood Related 😎

[@imnotagingeriswear]

Yessssss 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@marcusnewman1750]

Hahaaa yeetyeetyall

[@semaphore5150]

Yee yee

[@whale7056]

Yee

[@bethanyallison6825]

Yer the yee to my haw 🤠

[@ObeyLucifer]

How can people not like Kurtis' mustache and mullet??? He looks like a cool dad from the 80s, all he needs to wear is a neon or bright colored oversized windbreaker to become cool 80s dad.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

"hey kid want to go to the mall arcade"

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

He looks like a member of Toto

[@kc_wicked]

No one actually dislikes it. I think he's talking about the tiktok comment section lmao

[@simoanethecurlyhobo7188]

It looks like he's growing out his hair so he can cosplay Billy from stranger things

[@caelmack]

Don't forget the hightop sneakers

[@mikesmic]

the mustache is high fashion

[@queenqueef3803]

oh hi bestie michael microphone!! didn't expect to see you here

[@ectooo]

we stan a king with good taste.

[@netizenrealness]

hey bestie

[@asiaw8888]

Bestie who’s an Italian girl from New York is here ✨

[@ottovogel8191]

Where is the Mikes Mike/Kurtis Connor collab just asking

[@SarahPaans]

Maybe instead of singing how without girls, boys wouldn't wash their trucks, she could sing about how, without girls, your boy truck wouldn't have windshield wipers or brake pedals (both invented by women)

[@bigpooper4156]

Wait so cars didn't always have brakes?

[@_melissa_dlas_]

@@bigpooper4156 have you never seen the flinstones? 🙄🙄 they used their feet

[@juliansandoval3399]

This is the dumbest comment I’ve actually seen holy shit

[@deadaccount2212]

@@juliansandoval3399 explain

[@lukepitts8529]

@@juliansandoval3399 dude she's not wrong😂 we learned that a woman invented windshield wipers in like 3rd grade to be fair she was wrong about brake pedals im pretty sure because they were invented by louis Renault but still how is it dumb?

[@xoxoseoulmate]

"Something beautiful and breakable that glows in the dark" ?? ah yes, the two genders, boy and glow stick

[@SpiderLegs666]

🤣

[@cassiopeaknack]

Fun fact: All girls glow in the dark, the second someone identifies as a girl, she starts to glow in the dark.

[@alittlefruitfairy]

Ohhhhh that explains why I don’t glow in the dark!

[@nova-qs6th]

@@alittlefruitfairy damn same

[@fisharecool2849]

Yeah it's true! If they say they are a girl and don't glow, they probably are a fish in disguise.

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

Mom, dad, I'm.... *turns off light* *and glows*

[@hrtly64]

@@fisharecool2849 hey i know you probably don't mean it that way but the lizard people joke is super antisemitic, please don't make jokes like that

[@mannatbhalla7645]

You know what Kurtis? Hey, how are you doing? I hope you're doing well. Having received so many extra greetings, I think its only fair we, as members of Kurtistown, give some back too.

[@okokbuthearmeout...]

petition for this thread to be just a string of extra greetings, for our lovely mayor

[@marcusnewman1750]

Our mayor deserves a gold star for very really good jobs

[@helloanyahere2876]

An extra greeting to our excellent mayor ✨

[@calliedelano1792]

an extra greeting for the best mayor

[@maxnelson597]

Here's an extra greeting Kurtis....

[@Forestfreud]

i really like how the lyrics to god made girls imply that not only did god make skirts, he made them before he made girls. like god crafted a garment for some reason (even though im pretty sure garments were made by adam and eve of their own free will after they committed the original sin, right?) but he was like "aw man, the dudes i made can't wear this thing! but it's so pretty! i'll have to invent a whole new kind of guy for this one."

[@dfdedsdcd]

Yeah, the Scottish

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

God just immediately inventing gendered fabric the moment he said let there be skirts

[@lillian394]

it also implies that trucks were made before women so therefore everyone before 1896 was male

[@elizabethgrey6040]

My mom loved this comment

[@pizzarollsrdone]

yet guys wore skirts in the early days anyways 💀

[@Olivia-jw5sd]

I had a roommate in 2015 who would CRY when God Made Girls came on the radio because she thought it was so powerful and beautiful.

[@fredbarnesjr.1044]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....oh you were serious??

[@skywatermelon70]

Oh god the second hand embarrassment

[@lightypedia]

PLZ

[@shaf2317]

STOP

[@fredbarnesjr.1044]

@@shaf2317 stop what?

[@DPadGamer]

This is not the gaming content I expected, butt... I appreciate the critical discussion all the same.

[@shannond1511]

Butt? Really?

[@baileymccoy8103]

Haha! butt=funny! 😃 I love funny man gamer

[@marceline3333]

Butt? BUTT? butt... 😏

[@sarahcutler8522]

Haha butt

[@tee-yah3700]

@@marceline3333 BUTT!!?!?!? butt! 🤣😂😁

[@videosbyrose5986]

I’m sorry but I read the title and was like “how can you pick just one”

[@cablekar]

Did he change it???

[@pixelinnie]

@@cablekar i think this person was like “most country songs are bad, how can you pick just one“

[@rafi7397]

Well.. by definition of the word worst, it has to be just one.

[@MediumDingus]

Hey What about blood related? That's the only good country song. Are you dissing our country song boy kurt?

[@arianaholly6023]

@@pixelinnie Dolly slander....jail for u

[@basil116]

"Do boats sink?" -Our mayor, 2021

[@SapienSafari]

😂😂😂

[@cookieblast1499]

He was saying if they run out of gas do they sink lol

[@monster_blood6]

Ah, yes. What a wonderful town to live in.

[@wowwoah3628]

Ratio

[@awayu__3218]

the titanic: am i a joke to you?

[@jinkrediblehulk9641]

My transgender step son now goes by Kurtis because of you

[@nariaein]

that's amazing!! I'm happy for him :)

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

omg this is the best thing I've heard today!! congratulations:)))❤❤

[@nailahussahr]

This is so wholesome and amazing!

[@krunchykat9249]

Omggg that is so cute. That is amazing ❤️❤️❤️

[@unblockme5495]

i’m happy for you guys

[@whydididothatoops]

I know Kurtis has the authority to speak on the worst country song because he’s a world-renowned country music star

[@pheebobeebo1459]

"And lo, the Lord said 'let there be trucks', and there were, and they were dirty as hell"

[@abbeycat2543]

This is one of the best comments I've ever read. Thank you for the chuckle.

[@shannmander]

*chef's kiss*

[@ameliavelasco8602]

I wanna know how HelloFresh approved this sponsorship with them being right after the “controller in ass” tier list LMFAO

[@umok7837]

right i love thinking about the corporate guy who sits through the whole podcast and is like “yes this is exactly what the brand needs”

[@leemolloy1112]

I think they know how big of a following he has and how much people like him haha

[@ameliavelasco8602]

@@leemolloy1112 they review his stuff all the time lol he’s talked about it before how some videos are delayed because the advertiser has to approve it.

[@magickaldust1213]

I kind of love what it says about them lol

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

"I don't need therapy, I have my podcast." -Every 21 year old American college dude with no healthcare

[@magickaldust1213]

Too accurate 😅

[@mothines3064]

I think you mean my father but close enough

[@MegaChadAnakin]

I'm in class but this is more important

[@odetowren]

SAME PLS

[@addycarr27]

LITERALLY

[@virginia64]

Fr

[@noraaaaa]

me too

[@Juju-ql6gd]

Yas

[@whitneyjameson1849]

Jenna: *Going about her day* Kurtis: *Quietly sneaks into the room. Turns off the light* Jenna: "What the hell" Kurtis: "Sorry, I just wanted to see if you glow in the dark"

[@kanderson8965]

The other day, my mom had asked me to stop by the grocery store on my way to visit her. She had run out of her favorite lemonade and requested that I replenish her supply; she’s very particular and only likes one specific type. There I was, in the grocery store, leaning down among shelves of countless drink mixtures, searching for the elusive instant-lemonade when my peripheral vision alerted to a young man walking towards me. I pretended not to notice as I continued my search, and he drew nearer. I could feel his eyes on me as I played innocent, seemingly immersed in my quest for lemonade, my head tilted at about ass-level. He was getting closer and closer until the suspense reached its apex, and I couldn’t help but glance up at him, just in time to see his smirk, with my unsuspecting nostrils dangerously close to his man-booty. In that instant, the unmistakable sound of a long-oppressed fart came rumbling out into freedom. The timing was impeccable. If you’re reading this, fart-man, please know that I will never forget you.

[@queenqueef3803]

crop-dusted at costco; a true love story

[@kanderson8965]

@@queenqueef3803 and then everyone clapped. Lol

[@rafi7397]

“I don’t need therapy, I have my podcast” Me too😌

[@marcusnewman1750]

I dont need therapy, this dude provides my podcast.

[@lanac5793]

Same who needs theraphy when i can just listen to his podcast whenever i eat so i actually do smh

[@marcusnewman1750]

@@lanac5793 facts

[@cherievacie5772]

Honestly whoever is telling Curtis to stop with the mustache is breaking the law. We’re supposed to be nice to him. He’s the mayor

[@hadiaalkhafaji2025]

Kurtis

[@ss-hc7tb]

did you just misspell the mayors name ?? treason

[@memphis647]

curtis

[@london2518]

curtis

[@pinkwigthickassgiveemwhipl4516]

Curtis

[@Donsensical]

Stop reading the comments dude. Your mustache is fine and your sketches are funny. Our shitty opinions in the comments dont matter and its not healthy.

[@frienda8723]

*pfft what a shitty opinion* all jokes here, love the stash kurtis

[@Donsensical]

maybe you misread my comment? im telling him to not focused on negative comments. i also complimented his stache lol

[@thisisjustaflashback]

he doesn't seem to let it bother him too much, i hope he doesn't take it too seriously

[@Donsensical]

@@thisisjustaflashback Same

[@yahooanswers4843]

you know at first I didn't realize you were talking about kurtis and I was glad you liked my sketches until I realized that I have no sketches

[@racheln3050]

I'm glad that everytime Kurtis gets comments like "I don't like your mustache" or "too many sketches", he sticks up for himself and keeps doing what he loves to do. screw those people kurtis you do you

[@kay-collins]

Same!! I hope he never changes!

[@kaleysiemsen7323]

Boats don’t really float, they actually just have legs and just walk

[@naniborgesen1818]

That would be pretty funny

[@shaneyney216]

I can’t believe people were talking shit about his last video, it was a fat chefs kiss 💋, 6 AM Hotdog my dude!

[@trinischill4051]

6AM HOTDOG CHHHEEECCCCKKKKK

[@aleyak1472]

That song is actually really popular in my hometown in Kentucky. Trust me when I say there are far worse country songs that include lines such as “chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit”

[@gobydick3]

oh thats right

[@morethanaveragejoe5701]

that song slaps tho

[@aleyak1472]

@@morethanaveragejoe5701 it nauseates me, international harvester is where it’s at

[@Duck-mn8xp]

As a fellow Kentuckian, this is 100% true, please save us, I hate it here

[@Not-a-Clitori-a-ClitorUS]

I know exactly what song you’re talking about

[@bekaeast7346]

Yes the reason women pop when they move sometimes is because we’re activating the glow stick feature

[@k.d.9132]

Hey Kurt, I’ve been sober for a week now and i’ve been really busy and just really stressed, but this podcast brought such a smile to my face and made me feel so much better tonight. thank u

[@ssnowstarr4985]

hey, how ya doin? checkin in after a year, hope things are well

[@sophiathefurbst]

i’d also be curious 💕

[@bellhop_phantom]

Me too! Really hope things are good with you :]

[@tortiachippp]

Imagine Kurtis's viewers knew that if they complained about him doing "too many sketches" that he would make more sketches out of spite, thus using reverse psychology to get exactly what they want (more sketches)

[@graceh6000]

fyi the artist, Raelynn, made the God Made Girls song in 2014 which don’t get me wrong is pretty off putting. later in 2018 she released the song, “Queens Dont”, which is much more empowering for women, so i feel like it deserves some recognition that she’s grown over the past 7 years.

[@cowboyclayton1683]

2014 WAS 7 YEARS AGO ? Gosh I’m old

[@candaceallison506]

Agreed!

[@lcr8817]

Oh, then she doesnt deserve hate this much lol. Good for her :)

[@fairycat23]

Good for her

[@sophiajasmine1162]

good for her 😌

[@SapienSafari]

God made girls cause I like girls.

[@moi-cb9yh]

Is it you, God? I always knew you were a woman

[@rediz5557]

God made girls for 💫lesbians and bis💫 😌

[@rediz5557]

@@wafflefalafel9442 god's like oh haha yeah i forgot about y'all

[@trinbrin5143]

@@wafflefalafel9442 BYE BC I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF IT IN A WLW WAY I FORGOT ABOUT STRAIGHT PEOPLE LMFAOO

[@hannanags]

Girls aren't objects luv 😌

[@tylerthompson7461]

“Something beautiful and breakable that glows in the dark” A glow stick?

[@satya7135]

honestly, i don’t know why people hate the stache. i think it adds so much to the look, especially with the hair. it also looks really fucking cool

[@emmerald]

honestly staches look weird on a lot of ppl in my opinion, but kurtis absolutely rocks it

[@sophiathefurbst]

@@emmerald SAME

[@lovely8524]

Hey Kurtis! I also have literally no idea how boats work but I watched a TedEd video on it so here: when a boat is placed in water, it displaces a certain amount of that water. Gravity pushes down on the boat, while a buoyant force does the opposite and pushes the boat up from underneath. So, a boat will float if the amount of water it displaces is MORE than its weight. For example, you can fill up a bath tub or a sink with some water and get a plastic cup from your kitchen. Put your fist inside the cup and push down on the water with the cup, making sure to not get any inside the cup. You will feel resistance when you push the cup down. This is buoyant force. Now, if you take your hand out the cup will probably fall over because it’s too light. So, if you fill it with some water (the amount depends you may have to experiment with it), the cup will end up floating in the water. I learned this from a Ted Ed video, they have a video on how boats work so if this was too confusing you can go over there and watch it. So yeah that’s how boats work. Or maybe science is wrong and a wizard just enchants it idk

[@chandlerwadeart]

So you really threw a Hello Fresh ad directly after a “which controller you should shove up your ass” tier list? Bold move

[@zoec4624]

that’s the most kurtis move ever

[@KatBBCs]

really working up the appetite

[@SerenaPalmer]

why is he saying gas and not pressing the fart sound effect edit - alrighty we’re good 4:00

[@anagham4700]

Serena!! Your video is amazing! Also, just wanted to drop in and say that I love the reputation poster behind you! Swifties unite ♥️

[@niamhlewis]

Congrats on the feature❤️

[@SerenaPalmer]

@@anagham4700 thank you both so much!!! 😭 See not all Swifties cancelled Kurtis lmaooo!! ❤️

[@anagham4700]

@@SerenaPalmer haha of course! Just a handful of Swifties can cancel Kurtis for literally making a joke! Taylor is a queen and Kurtis is a king 👑

[@zoecrall2284]

wow your channel is so underated...

[@lunaloo6971]

as a girl, yes we can glow in the dark, but it’s supposed to be a secret so don’t tell

[@BiscuitsAndGravy69]

I agree and dude, I love your pfp~

[@pp-nm3bk]

Who tf needs lamps when there are us girls smh 🙄

[@sevi6945]

@@pp-nm3bk someones gotta be the one to lamp so god made girls😍😍😍

[@dianaj8153]

Everyone spilling our secrets. First the tampon tea now the glowing what’s next? The 5th hole?

[@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376]

@@dianaj8153 I clean my 5th hole every weak

[@Alice-ib4cz]

“It might effect male fertility? Good. Enough people” SK WAIT YOU HAVE A POINT

[@xALittleFarGonex]

See, estrogen is what makes you glow in the dark. That’s the only thing I regret about going on HRT is that I can’t glow no more f😔😔😔

[@runawaygemm5397]

When I get on hrt I will finally achieve bioluminescence

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

just drink glowstick juice coward

[@runawaygemm5397]

@@sh0tgunsh1pping shit you right I should’ve been doing that already

[@elitevald2561]

right imma miss it man

[@gabriellematus7740]

I’m patiently awaiting my crewneck Mr. Mayor

[@luciadreaming9]

loving the crew neck

[@floatingsmiley]

Same

[@anyalaASMR]

why did I imagine you standing outside the courthouse with a sign, saying this in monotone

[@gabriellematus7740]

@@anyalaASMR bc I’m there right now 👁👄👁

[@bandilismmusic6337]

This song has been stuck in my head since i first heard it and it's awful.

[@pixelinnie]

My condolences.

[@victoriamatthews38]

same here, sometimes I catch myself humming it even though it's terrible

[@MediumDingus]

It's like so bad it's good, but in a really bad way. Like the real women vote for trump song.

[@lydia-pl3dv]

i’ve heard it so much i’m starting to like it i’m scared

[@haleigh6089]

it’s been stuck in my head for the past seven years and i just want it to stop

[@amelia6219]

so glad you’re talking about god made girls it is such a degrading song😭😭😭

[@alexturnersmicstand1684]

omg your pfp😫‼️

[@hazelanicia8848]

its one of those songs that i feel bad singing along to, like i feel gross

[@Miimo_o]

Yeah fr, makes me feel ✨yucky✨

[@dianaj8153]

Omg exactly

[@leonrothier6638]

@@Miimo_o man what the fuck?

[@louloudaki_]

“somebody’s gotta wanna hold his hand” me, some unidentified flavor of gay: ok but i’m already doing that

[@fisharecool2849]

"some unidentified flavor of gay" I love this and am stealing it.

[@fernboy]

yea i knew i was trans because i couldn't glow in the dark like the other girls 😞

[@royuumi]

same

[@adrienneczerni6516]

I started glowing and was like oh no

[@allanagiles9470]

Theres a girl on tiktok that keep rewriting that song but "god made bi's" rather than god made girls. its just stuff like "someone had to cuff their jeans" or "someone had to love harry styles"

[@maxnelson597]

I got that on my fyp. Chef's kiss

[@mianieto6038]

Or the god made guys one

[@devynj9651]

yes I love that version - very iconic

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

Love the mental image of God creating us just to cuff jeans

[@okayaki7567]

okay,, "someone had to love harry styles" was an attack on me WHSHAHSHAH

[@PossiblyAlena]

“If you’re an antivaxer, let me know why so I can uummm...make fun of you.” Yessir

[@pluto9822]

“they commissioned a local wizard” was it a gay wizard ?

[@cherrychuuu]

yes ofc

[@cadewiley2025]

yes

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

do your best, be a gay wizard asf

[@cadewiley2025]

@@sanjulkapoor6637 i already am a gay wizard

[@m.m9076]

Every wizard is gay

[@michellelawrence5168]

“Something beautiful and breakable that lights up in the dark.” Like a glow stick? Do men just want glow sticks?

[@scorpiiiondude3327]

men only want glow sticks

[@kayttajaxxau4965]

Just so that everyone knows, the sketches are the best parts of Kurtis’s videos

[@natrosenquist]

All boats have dozens of scuba divers under it keeping it afloat. It's a hard job but someone's gotta do it.

[@reaganm8156]

Freud would love this song because Rae Lynn is just describing being a mom. Very oedipus of her

[@bluemonkey3072]

The phrase "very Oedipus of her" haunts me

[@reaganm8156]

@@bluemonkey3072 am I wrong

[@bluemonkey3072]

@@reaganm8156 not at all. Which is why it's so upsetting

[@flamebunny6511]

You did not 😭

[@kaylanh]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Emi.Leppien]

My mom used to tell me Kid Rock was my real dad when I was a kid. I think that pretty much sums up my childhood trauma

[@queenqueef3803]

fuck man, glad you're here listening to kurtis' podcast, i think we all can agree its the best alternative to therapy

[@abbeycat2543]

Oh gosh I'm so sorry for your childhood

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

That is horrible. I hope you are in a better, safer place now.

[@MothsMusicBox]

Why is no one talking about how amazing the game controller tier list is 💀💀💀

[@Ruth-zu1xl]

Kurtis used the words “displace” and “buoyancy” and suddenly that entire physics high-school course was worth it.

[@chaotic.content]

"father stretch my ass" why am I laughing so hard at that omg

[@twig2730]

the fact that kurtis's beanies sold out just goes to show how he is a man of the gays

[@beee2034]

this is a whole community of girls gays and theys

[@panoskatrin4910]

@@beee2034 lol str8 white man kutistown citizen here dude

[@chatnoir9038]

@@panoskatrin4910 It's okay, we accept you

[@anyalaASMR]

@@panoskatrin4910 you’re allowed, but only if you can respect the girls, gays, and theys.

[@panoskatrin4910]

@@chatnoir9038 ❤

[@thedictionary5709]

There is nothing more attractive than kurt boy talking about how warm his mustache is change my mind

[@marcusnewman1750]

Nah its truth

[@london2518]

lesbianism.

[@marcusnewman1750]

@@london2518 I'd be a lesbian for that stache

[@matcha_pot]

hi I accidentally viewed some triggering content and my mood got ruined and my brain hasn't been very nice to me, and before I spiraled I caught myself and I came to your channel. Thank you for everything you do, you help out so many people in more ways than you know. Thank you.

[@ekp01]

absolutely need you to check out the country song “honky tonk badonkadonk” by trace adkins 😭😭 its so bad and the radio STILL eats it up

[@SM-yz4hi]

with all due respect fuck you that’s a classic 😭

[@ekp01]

@@SM-yz4hi LMFAO

[@koiifsh]

honky tonk badonkadonk should be the sounds that cars make in a traffic jam, not the name of a song

[@g1ngerph0bia]

babe wake up, kurtboy is talking

[@cavsszn8231]

we already know what the best country song is

[@leifhelland6313]

Blood related. Obviously.

[@estellesmith4118]

Merry Go Round?

[@dustmitey8745]

"The worst" theyre all bad, Kurtis, smh Edit: Excluding "Blood Related", that should go with out saying 😌

[@Worldsbiggestwinner]

*worst

[@dustmitey8745]

@@Worldsbiggestwinner thank you :)

[@abbie863]

Except blood related

[@layne1262]

not blood related tho

[@dianagarcia7042]

Not Dolly Parton's songs.

[@jackolantern9034]

i’m agender so i feel like i neither glow nor reflect light, but instead absorb all light that touches me like a black hole >:3

[@nickismagda]

the energy Kurtis has everytime he begins his podcast is the exact opposite as when he says his extra greeting

[@sara-nm5jb]

“why were you late to class” well you see i was watching the mayor rank how controllers would

[@rafi7397]

Somebody’s gotta make a terrible country song... so god made Rae Lynn

[@cookieblast1499]

Terrible country song is redundant though

[@abbeycat2543]

@@cookieblast1499 Agreed

[@eros3692]

Get a load of this guy he doesn’t know that boats were actually invented for hogwarts

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

John Boat was the most powerful wizard actually

[@lorenn444]

kurtis: kurtistown is a democracy also kurtis: i’m gonna put more sketches in next time out of spite!

[@xxcallmeniaxx3272]

Hes following the American set up for democracy 👍🏽👍🏽

[@quill_bee]

The whole bit of "Kurtis shave off your mustache" and the fart sound effects had me cracking up way too much

[@QuinnEthanR]

Whoever said you had too many sketches in your whisper video was WRONG because that's, at the moment, my absolute favorite video of yours. Literally every single new video that comes out it becomes my new favorite

[@robbieshapirbro2213]

I thought I ain’t had no purpose on this earth but now I know I’m making y’all clean them trucks amen to that sisters

[@briAgu55]

Amen 🙏 🙏 🙏

[@msola5]

please, you should listen to "if the south would've won"... so much worse

[@2542lauren]

oh nooooo

[@msola5]

@@2542lauren and the comments under the video are worse than the song, just blatant racism

[@cassidyh3047]

HUH

[@juleslandisblakely5296]

did i- did i read that correctly?

[@emmawood9917]

pardon ❓❓

[@crystatittude._7408]

how Very Really Good podcasts goes : 1 - *Kurtis trying to talk continuously* 2 - *Trying to make it interesting* 3 - *Starts giggling out of the blue* 4 - *Extreme funny mode*

[@aveskies15]

Have you heard, “Take A Drunk Girl Home”? Also a super sexist country song that idolizes men doing the bare minimum... aka not r*ping a drunk girl.

[@Alex-bz2cp]

“Someone gotta be the one to cry” Me and Kurtis: *uh oh*

[@Maddie-qq8dv]

as a girl I can confirm that we do, in fact, glow in the dark.

[@molly702]

OMG DON’T TELL HIM THAT

[@dia8183]

man, that song is genuinely depressing. to quote kurtis himself: "straight people gotta stop"

[@pinball5840]

13:34 did he just say ‘Father, stretch my ass’ I- 💀

[@quietvalerie1]

I swear instead of the truck verse I was expecting the next verse to be, "Give them a reason to wash that butt." Because you know....men...yeah...they never wash their butts...😆😑

[@frostyskeletons8950]

33:30 when he starts talking about the “Worst Country Song”

[@user-hu2gk8fm7y]

THANKYOU

[@moved.6963]

The transition music 😭😭😭😭

[@SerenaPalmer]

OH MY GOD 😭😭💕💕 Kurtis thank you so much I’m screaming edit - i’m actually not screaming but I am crying bcause (i’m a girl) 🙏🏻

[@emmerald]

it's so funny omg, you did a great job!!

[@teresahowick5197]

That was good 😂

[@queenqueef3803]

was looking for your comment!! gonna watch the full video bc i was cracking up from just that short segment

[@cookieblast1499]

I, for one, love the mustache and mullet. It just looks like you're supposed to have them.

[@cookieblast1499]

Also keep the sketches coming 😤

[@TheKatieBusby]

I absolutely love the phrase “commission a local wizard” 😅

[@Amelieladybug]

"Somebody's gotta wear a pretty skirt" All the boys at my school who like to wear skirts: *Turns to dust*

[@IrlZuko]

I like the mustache and mullettttt Don't get rid of them, they suit you so well!

[@maxnelson597]

Agreed! ✨

[@lenora_v1366]

Oh no now he's gotta shave it 😔

[@san1yah]

SAY YOU HATE IT BEFORE HE CUTS IT😥😥😥

[@blask_czerni3396]

i love how kurtis farts to deal with criticism

[@mollysockmonkey]

Europeans talking about how excited they are for this summer when their lockdowns will end: Me, an American: I don’t even know when the f*ck anything will happen anymore I feel u Kurtis

[@abbeycat2543]

Same. Lockdown doesn't end BECAUSE SO FEW PEOPLE FOLLOW IT. gjekeofkflrld

[@sharonthornton8803]

I did not know there were two Jacobs I just thought that Jacob with cancer grew all his hair back in like a month and that made him look like a completely different person

[@kathymathy368]

37:20 as a girl, I can confirm, yes! We do glow in the dark! But only if we stay outside in the sun for a while 🤪

[@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan]

imagine thinking there are too many kurtis sketches dude you could make a 10 hour video of just your sketches and i would watch it every day for the rest of my life

[@stephaniekeith4377]

same

[@Erica.F.B]

I love the sketches Kurtis, ignore the haters :)

[@5am_nightmares]

Do your sponsors see your whole video or just the spon bit? Bc i just thought of a person at HelloFresh having to watch Kurtis talking about putting controllers in his ass for 10 minutes

[@pamdennisbellamy2]

Kurtis gets criticism he doesn't find constructive: "Well I'm doing it more now!"

[@penelopeandpriscillaaregay1712]

i feel like it's weirder to know how boats work than to not know

[@DeadlyAnteater]

okay ur opening segment about boats made me think of how, when i was a kid, my family tried to get me onto a motorboat, but i was HYSTERICAL, & i simply refused, bc i thought it would sink if the motor stopped and no one could convince me otherwise ??????????? yeah LOL

[@ghostplant24]

She cracks her bones and then lights up

[@cousinscollabxo1285]

every country song is the worst, except for kurtis conner’s

[@alivenotwell]

rmr

[@Duck-mn8xp]

I would also like to add Dolly Parton to that list

[@cjgroom109]

As an adopted kid who plans to adopt in the future, kurtis yelling at us to adopt instead of making new kids made me v happy

[@charlienotemily]

the haters forget that by leaving those comments... they're just giving kurtis smth else to make a sketch about