The Cult of Taylor Swift

[@PapaMeat]

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[@mrpug1000]

He looks up grinning like a devil 👹👹👹

[@ThatGuyWithTheBanana]

Squish fart

[@MEAT_CANNON]

What is it??

[@daniecaze]

Smoking while watching the ad ☠️

[@jameswilson883]

Bruh I'd totally donate for u to go to a Taylor swift concert 😂😂😂

[@heavenwaits]

can’t believe meat was found with 14 self inflicted gunshots to the chest after this, you can’t say he wasn’t brave

[@ShinTaxSolutions]

Time to bring in another clone.

[@angelboogers]

bruh never I heard him say "swifties" 🤣💀

[@Ireallyreallywishiwerenthere]

Stunning, too! 😊

[@ankieb3980]

Definitely a suicide moment and not a pay guy to kill a guy moment

[@zachlewis2751]

​@@ankieb3980Of a man who knows moments This moment I know

[@Robocroc3672]

I once got called basic by a taylor swift fan, that was the most hypocritical thing that ever happened to me

[@canesugar911]

Complaining about pop music does make you basic

[@jax2903]

@@canesugar911 literally no it doesnt lmao. complaining about something offhandedly is not the same thing as basing your entire personality around a corporation under the guise of a single person

[@adamk.7177]

@@jax2903 nah, shitting on people for liking something that a lot of people like is the most basic thing ever. Talking shit about trivial things others do is something humans have done since humanity has existed.

[@SENATORPAIN1]

It's usually the most "basic" people who will call you that as an insult also "hater" while at the same time calling you "weird" for liking something with merit.absolute hypocrites.

[@jonatanrobledo9812]

​@@adamk.7177 You can't look at us and say out loud that "Tailor and her fans are not basic!" They are the primed example of being a basic cultic consumer. This is not just a USA thing, it's fucking worldwide, and every fucking basic swifty acts and dress the same in every country. They are a "cult of basic-b pop"

[@jstriker90]

My girlfriend (30's) is a swifty. She convinced me to go to the concert in chicago. The swifties smelt my fear, tied me up, and made me drink the blood of all of Taylors exes. I am a devout swifty now.

[@TimWetherspoon]

Hopefully one day you can break the curse put upon you. Good luck

[@jstriker90]

@@TimWetherspoon Thanks, but I don't know about you, I'm feelin 22. Oh God! Make it stop!! AHHH AGH, I knew you were trouble when you walked in! Trouble! Trouble! Trouble!

[@beansinacan500]

Ave true to swift, brother

[@jstriker90]

@@beansinacan500 And swift be upon you as well brother.

[@DutchDalton956]

​@@jstriker90please someone call the exorcism to cleanse this man😂

[@tosutaa]

I remember posting once "is taylor swift still singing about breaking up with teenage boys even though shes in her 40s" and i dont think ive ever seen so many death threats before

[@reubadube8183]

Thank you for your service

[@ConjurMyTimeInALL]

yea they b trying to dox ppl aswell.... SHIT IS CRAZY

[@MajinNoob1]

You’ve fought well brave soldier, rest now.

[@fishy0929]

Had to look up her age...she's 33 actually, but still a bit odd to still be singing about teen bf breaking up

[@atm1947]

@@fishy0929I think it’s kind of telling, especially because if a 33 year old guy was making songs about his teenage breakups, most people (especially swifties) would call him an obsessive loser creep.

[@priestofporcelain]

Swifties are the kind of people you'd find feasting on a deer carcass in the middle of the road at night

[@CurtisTomko7107]

Then you turn on the headlights and honk the horn and they all run away giggling

[@BraydenCannon]

With white powder in their nostrils

[@abitofapickle6255]

I'm stealing these quotes.

[@alis_lop]

real

[@michaell8269]

Bro you don’t let good venison go to waste, swiftos know dis.

[@MistyPeaks220]

I went and saw Killers of the Flower Moon, a movie with scenes of whispered dialogue that have no music accompanying them. The theater had placed the Eras movie next to ours in their specialty screening room and the bass of Ready For It? literally vibrated our room and the crowd of Swifties drowned out half the dialogue of our movie

[@vCaldow]

Was the movie any good? I wanna watch it but 3.5 hours is nuts in a cinema

[@MistyPeaks220]

@@vCaldow it’s good but ask the theater attendant what the two adjacent showings are

[@theredpanda00]

please tell me you got a refund

[@MistyPeaks220]

@@theredpanda00 nah I was Chuck McGill’s chicanery level mad about it and didn’t want to take it out on an employee

[@patrickburton1401]

@@MistyPeaks220you’re more honorable than me

[@strangescottvoiceacting5351]

I had a co-worker who was one of those cult-minded Swifties. I remember when I merely mentioned that I didn't care for Taylor Swift. And she would never let me hear the end of it after that. Day after day we worked together she would make at least one joke about how I dont like her overrated Goddess. And it showed me just how deep a little indifference can get under a person's skin. Even when I had bought tickets to Sick New World this year, she was bragging that she spend more on seeing one artist, meanwhile I got to see at least 10. I swear to God, some of these fans are just brainwashed.

[@musesxmuses]

it's the exploitation of the power of parasocial relationships in her branding that makes these people extremely obsessive

[@EthanDurant]

I was once visiting a friend at their college. One of her roommates was a that type and when I even mentioned that I didn't care for her music she got up and left the room in outrage for at least 30 minuets. When she got back from her tantrum walk she said I was a misogynist for thinking that and she had to leave because "people that look like you" (men I assume...?) scare her. Needless to say I didn't spend much more time at that school.

[@js70371]

God that person is so cringe they’ll probably never realize just how cringe they were. Even when they’re old they won’t realize it lol

[@bauhaustheory942]

off topic but unbelievably jealous that you’re going to sick new world. enjoy ultra sunn and the garden! two of my favs

[@strangescottvoiceacting5351]

@bauhaustheory942 Oh no, my mistake. I went to the first Sick New World, this year. My wife and I saw bands like Orgy, Soulfly, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, and KoRn. The lineup for next year does look awesome, but we don't have the same money we used to lol

[@chloedawson5262]

I’m not kidding. I was watching Saw X in cinema and when the movie was quiet all we could hear was people screaming out the songs in the Taylor movie as it is being played in the cinema room next to us.

[@Abdega]

Jigsaw: Hello Chloe, I want to play a game. You are currently in a locked room. In front of you is a microphone. You could wait 4 days with no food or water and the door will open. If you have not died of dehydration or running out of air, you can crawl out into freedom. Or… you could leave now after announcing into the microphone that you don’t like Taylor Swift and have it broadcasted to every swifty on Earth. You will then be hunted for the rest of your life. *_Choose wisely…_*

[@jupiter776]

​@@AbdegaI HATE TAILOR FAST!!!!!!

[@90srapfan37]

Probably the scariest shit in that movie.

[@Rathius_RatYT]

Bro saw x scared the shit out of me and it was an awesome movie but the part where the guys face gets burnt off was definitely the best

[@just_glacier12]

John: “Live or die. Make your-“ Swifties in the other room: “OMG TAY TAY SLAY GIRLYPOP-“ Trap Victim: “*Aggressively carves through his skin in order to get the bombs out of his arm*” Swifties in the other room: “OMG TRAVIS KELSY IS SO HOT”

[@nicholasdogostino3699]

I got in an argument with a swiftie and said u know she doesn’t know who u are right? The response “actually Taylor is known for remembering peoples usernames and faces from profiles so she knows her fans. “ these people are a delusional group of

[@dancarlin6206]

Oh fuck, they got him mid-sentence.

[@joniboi3699]

​@@dancarlin6206nah bro thats crazy 🤣

[@MiddleAgedPlumber]

Regards. A group of regards

[@theredpanda00]

@@dancarlin6206 the swiftie snipers strike again

[@BRIANNA_00]

They got him. R.I.P. brave soul.

[@levi_octavian]

The 11 year old girl I babysit is a Swiftie and I had to endure 6 hours of nonstop talk the last time I watched her. I’m a hardcore rock and metal fan that plays bass the farthest thing from that genre. Her mom remarked that she was very appreciative of me because not many people are able to listen that long or try to be engaged. She’s a good kid but it’s definitely the adults that are the terrifying ones.

[@Nopeasaurus]

indoctrinate them while they’re young.

[@levi_octavian]

@@Nopeasaurus if you mean indoctrinating them into rock/metal I’ve shown her a couple songs. Atleast the more tame ones. It’ll most likely never be her type of music but she can atleast appreciate a few.

[@Keli_mafuyu]

You both can share each other what you like, this way your bond with them will become stronger, coming from a swiftie and also a rock lover (Japanese Rock mostly)

[@BiscuitDelivery]

​@@levi_octavian Show her Taylor Swift playing with Def Leppard. Gotta get that foot in the door ;)

[@onionbubs386]

I'm glad that you still listened and didn't dismiss her interests. 11 years old is a really fragile age where self esteem isn't very strong, so the fact that you still showed kindness and interest in someone you don't really care for probably meant a lot to her. I remember my peers and even some teachers mocking my interests at that age and it made me feel like shit for so long, I even dropped some of those interests because I didn't wanna be made fun of anymore.

[@DangStank]

Ok but imagine for a second. If Taylor, during a concert with like 10,000 people, pointed at one individual and said “Kill that person”. What would the swifties actually ACTUALLY do?

[@NbNgMOD]

Yes, I was such a victim :( still waiting for my respawn

[@mrchenz1371]

Yeah probably

[@anna.lewis13]

some would low key go “YES DO AS MOTHER SAYS” like i’m a swiftie but some of these people are legitimately clinically insane

[@Seana15]

Swifties are insane sometimes

[@thatgirlcourtney85]

There would be a dead person for sure!

[@anthonyoliver418]

I feel like Swifties are the perfect thing for you to do an animation on, with their cult like obsession combined with how cartoony they are just asks for it to be exaggerated even further

[@hannahlanai]

I couldn't agree more

[@dontaskme5832]

I would love a Swifties toon in the style of the Teletubbies one, just something like a real cult of Taylor in a gritty style would be great

[@B_Chasnika]

He won't do it because it's too easy. It's the cliché Taylor being a black widow type villain

[@neonlegend683]

It just happened lmao

[@J.D.Vision]

And It was hilarious . 😂

[@septyrus]

I dated a Swiftie once. I never imagined someone could be so basic and boring while also being batshit insane. Taylor Swift fandom is now a red flag in my book

[@imgonnaputsomedirtinureyedabs]

Honestly I think most of them are fine but some are a bit much. They aren’t that different from k pop fans. I have many friends who are swifties and they are the nicest people ever

[@kevinmunn666]

I watched A CLASSIC HORROR STORY, GREAT ITALIANA HORROR FILM, f___ swift and her small t__$

[@mms598]

I dont think one person out of a million people makes all of those people bad

[@clockhanded]

Uh...I don't think comparing a group to k-pop stans is a sign of them being reasonable and stable. @@imgonnaputsomedirtinureyedabs

[@imgonnaputsomedirtinureyedabs]

@@clockhanded fair point but I’m just talking from personal experience with people. The k pop Stans were a comparison to those I see online (but yeah many swifties are a bit “delulu” and over the top crazy)

[@rsmith8113]

Taylor Swift is probably a social experiment on how to build a world wide cult with pop music

[@kevinm.n.5158]

No seriously there's way too much money in this for it to be ignored. There's absolutely a bunch of people studying this phenomenon so they can apply it to growing their businesses. Capitalism

[@MsGers2]

It would be kind of redundant though. Let's not forget Beyonce had one first

[@jm6406]

@@MsGers2 right but you can see how they've really refined the process with taylor, they didn't even need half the talent of beyonce and they still surpassed her cult

[@GloomyEyez]

It happened with michael jackson,.... Is Taylors Bigger?... probably....

[@milacolman]

That's what kpop is

[@katieeasley4678]

My sister is constantly trying to play TS when we’re together. I almost k*lled myself at her bachelorette party when she was playing her favorite songs from each album chronologically, telling us about how Taylor’s albums always mirrored her life as they came out. Absolutely insufferable.

[@huh6727]

I have a two family members that are swifties,the older one is obsessed with TS and listens to her every time on her headphones,she Is the most annoying person in my life,and then theres the younger one,which follows taylor's albums but isnt so annoying with it.

[@hdxscorner4621]

hahaha i like a few songs, i'm not a swifty by i know Blank Space from heart and i think most of her songs have pretty cool song composition overall. And from time to time people do try to enlighten me about the deeper lore and in all honestly i just found it fascinating that people can be so passionate about their hobbies and stuff they like so i just let them. We all have things we nerd about, mine is Rocket League and game dev... And like if it was an unknown rash i will stop you and show you everytime i got hahah

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Main Character Syndrome.

[@mosaic.owl.studios]

When I got married, my sister did my makeup and she insisted on playing that "Blank Spaces" song on REPEAT while she did my makeup. I was just happy to be marrying my husband that day ❤ but it was WEIRD. She was 27-years-old then. Whatever.

[@tylererlich427]

If any music could define my life it’d be from Black Sabbath because I either have no idea what to do to fix my clusterfuck of a life, and every other time I’d be super depressed or angry and listen to music to help me get through my life.

[@Adays700]

My greatest flex was picking up a girl for a 2nd date from her place and we decided to play some music. She’s asked what I thought of Taylor Swift and I said “not the biggest fan to be honest.” She rolled her eyes and said “of course another guy who’s to insecure about liking a female artists.” I made a joking comment back hoping she was joking but I realized she was actually serious. So I smiled and put on little simz and she asked who is that, and I told her and said how much I appreciated her music. She was like “oh, okay.” But that clearly I’m guilty look on her face. I then fake looked at my phone and said I had a family emergency and turned around to drop her off at her house. I wasn’t dating someone like that.

[@2guys1cliplol]

You dodged a bullet 😂

[@corriedebeer799]

you could still have pretended to be a swifty just long enough to tap that ass.

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

​@@2guys1cliplola misogynist bullet🤣

[@poperraka]

I want to drop a like but your like count is just perfect I don't want to ruin it..

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Her fanbase always accuse sexism when people don't like her music. She's just basic af and besides, her country genre era was better

[@ロロノアゾロ-h4m]

My friend recently broke off his 5-year relationship with his ex because she wasted thousands of money just to buy Swift merch, albums, vinyls, and other stuff. She even bought tickets to the Singapore concert using money that she borrowed from dozens of people just to see Taylor Swift because she doesn't have a concert in the Philippines. She even stole money from his credit card just to impulsively buy the recent 1989 album.

[@aren7138]

Oh man as a Filipino, Filipino Swifties are... [gets shot]

[@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer]

She needs professional help at this point because that is not normal 💀 I'm glad your friend put his foot down and left

[@tertiaritus]

Broski dodged a homing missile

[@vladtheinhaler8940]

That's insane.

[@canesugar911]

I don't see the problem.....

[@lordmushy]

A few months ago, we had a customer who did not pay his internet bill, my coworker shut off his internet and he called in immediately throwing a fit cause he was checking out buying Taylor swift tickets. By the time his internet was turned on, the show sold out. He was so pissed. Nobody had sympathy for him because it was like 1500 for a ticket and his delinquent bill was 95 bucks.😅

[@SahloFolina2161]

Man had his priorities all fucked.

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

average american math skills. I know people who buy brand new iphones but cant make the rent on the 1st🤣

[@Silver_Mage_2021]

How late were they?

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

@user-xt9nt2qm1l no I live here too bro I see the insanity on the daily🤣

[@Alice_Sweicrowe]

I think you're talking about my cousin 😂😂😂

[@俺は誰でもない]

imagine getting death threats from a bunch of 13 year old girls. i couldnt even stop laughing. i would probably die from laughing so hard

[@bebebonb0n]

It's like looking at a bunch of rabid baby chicks holding plastic knifes at you

[@IAMVERYRACIST-bj5jg]

Perfect description lmfao@@bebebonb0n

[@Skivv5]

i literally only have roblox so i can get laughs from the nolife bullies.

[@loribrown9204]

I’m an older Swifty but this is funny😂

[@guilbi.gullible]

​@@bebebonb0nthings get crazy when you got 5000 baby rabbits attacking you. At the start you will stand easily. But at one moment one will mistakenly jump into your throat and kill you by sufocation😢

[@dreamyavacado]

I’m a movie theatre manager. This tour has brought in some of the most insane, brain dead and socially dense people ever. An experience that sticks out to me is a lady was asking for a Taylor Tub, but she just wanted the popcorn. I thought I understood and said “sorry, unfortunately we can only sell it as a cup and tub combo” (pretty stupid rule, I know) and this woman’s earth shattered. She yelled at me that she JUST wanted the popcorn. Me still confused because I explained in 3 different ways it was a cup/tub combo only. I asked if she was wanting a popcorn bag instead. Nope. I was the dumbest person in the world to her. She then walks over to where we are displaying the cup and tub, points at the cup and yells at me “I WANT THAT SMALL TUB” like ma’am…. I understand a 44oz drink is pretty big but she would not believe me that it was a drink cup. Called me a b#tch and walked away. I still have no idea what she wanted 🥲

[@vesuvianvillain]

I believe she just wanted the popcorn itself with only the ESSENCE of the tub.

[@AprilSV83]

Aka Swifties

[@imsupercereal]

You did everything you could do. I wouldn’t say anything bad about how you did your job.

[@Elcore]

She wanted the Platonic ideal or 'Form' of the tub, not the tub itself.

[@gaminggurujax4110]

That’s a weird rule bro. I just got the cup. Wasn’t even asked if I wanted to the popcorn tin lol (Oh and I didn’t see the T Swift movie, I was seeing something else) lol

[@JollySaintNick]

I worked security in a theater for the Taylor Swift concert movie. It was chaos. It was so bad that the management said we're not going to worry about the hellscape in the theaters, just try to make sure no one is sneaking in.

[@sugarsailors.5939]

From what I’ve heard all the showings are black and white. Like I went to one that was quiet and I read about someone going to one where the most pple did was sing along to upbeat songs and trade bracelets. And then showings like this lol. There really is like two types of swifties (I’m not one I just like some songs)

[@Allen667sjja]

Hispanic with work vest and walkie talkie from Amazon > security

[@JollySaintNick]

@@Allen667sjja can you please process my psp charging chord 😘

[@JollySaintNick]

@@sugarsailors.5939 my experience was definitely on the bad side. It was chaos.

[@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer]

@@sugarsailors.5939i went and there was only one singular, completely quiet person also watching lol

[@gunkwizardry]

the woman on the train seeing just the sea of white women waiting for the train going "oh HELL NO" was so real

[@aeoligarlic4024]

The moment she realizes she should've gotten off the previous stop 😭

[@sarov7658]

Many of the blacks love her too tbh

[@DonaldDuck-s8v]

​@@aeoligarlic4024Her first mistake was not noticing half of them drinking Starbucks. Rest In Peace sister. Rest In Peace.

[@SuzanneIYN]

@@sarov7658many of “the blacks” I know (myself included) can’t stand her but go off, whites.

[@lefantomer]

I found this on one of the "funny signs" videos and immediately thought of "Tay-Tay": "This Valentine's Day give her what she really wants: A THRONE FORCED FROM THE BONES OF HER ENEMIES AND A RELENTLESS REIGN OF TERROR OVER THE MASSES". You're welcome!!

[@matt.stevick]

Referring to Swifties as “honey” and “sweetie” is something only Meat can make absolutely hilarious. The man is a living legend of creativity.

[@tommyverstraete5678]

I’m not sure how I feel about it tbh. I mean… sure they are being immature, but sweetie and honey are time honored ways to belittle women (in serious settings). So it’s offensive… but I am also guessing that is sort of the point. To be offensive and bait. I’m not sure I am okay with the means to getting that end.

[@cardfreak05]

​@@tommyverstraete5678 dude, he's actually responding in a better tone than they are

[@tommyverstraete5678]

@@cardfreak05 that’s true, maybe. 🤔 I mean it’s overtly offensive on purpose versus slyly offensive on purpose. 😅 🤷🏻‍♂️ The first is just downright bullying, the second is veiled misogyny/possibly gaslighting.

[@Salithin]

That’s terrific, cupcake. Is there a man up there we can talk to?

[@SatanLiterally]

​@@tommyverstraete5678 if you're being a little bitch, you deserve to be belittled.

[@HandsomeSassage]

The Swifties’ meltdown over a WWE wrestler making an in-character remark about Taylor Swift was hilarious to witness

[@DatCameraMON]

Oh? I haven't heard of this one.

[@radiantflaws]

THAT'S THE GRAYSON WALLER EFFECT

[@bighand1530]

What did I miss?

[@HandsomeSassage]

@bighand1530 WWE Superstar Grayson Waller called Taylor Swift a 6 and got attacked by the Swifties. Then he said they're a bunch of 2s defending a 6 lol

[@limelorax]

Wait until they hear that it's fake lmaoooo

[@Konkeydong6]

I was watching the exorcist and the swifties were next door and during the entire movie we could here them scream so badly I thought it was from the movie, a good moment was when my movie was at a pivotal point and it was quiet we could hear “and I’m feein 22”. I guess that was funny, but we were refunded our tickets because it ruined our movie. The theater now scheduals other movies around the swift movie.

[@RecluseBootsy]

I was gonna say get that refund. Especially considering regular ticket prices + concessions.

[@danwilliams2551]

That's why there were all these posts on Tiktok of like "STOP judging people for singing and dancing at the theater, it was meant for us, Taylor said so :(" I'm like...IDGAF what TAYLOR said, the movie theater fuckin decides what is etiquette there and what isn't and we can hear your asses in other theaters. If a nearby theater was playing a movie loud and it interfered with the music, I guarantee they'd suddenly have an issue

[@matthewcaldwell8100]

@@danwilliams2551 I mean, write a discography about how special and unique and wronged you are, and expect that your fans will come to assume that that behavior is authentic and emulate it.

[@coreygraybz]

The exorcist movie was so bad that it being interrupted would have entertained me more than the whole film did.

[@szechuon6971]

@@danwilliams2551that and I’ll do you one better, imagine living next to a movie theater and being able to hear all of the noises and screams… I’d call the cops to shut it down. I would be that Karen if screaming girls were disturbing my peace.

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

After seeing the pagan circles and racist comments, I'm pretty sure Taylor Swift is secretly a black metal artist. Everyone uninitiated just hears basic pop music, but a true Swiftie hears growling and distorted tremelo picking.

[@thanosianthemadtitanic]

like a moth to flame the demo goblin demands her worshipping partake rituals only on subatomic waves they can hear.

[@heavenwaits]

best comment on this vid

[@VetrDraugr]

Pagan here, on behalf of all my brothers and sisters, we do not associate ourselves with those cultists

[@vio9106]

there's probably secret codes when you reverse her songs

[@alfalldoot6715]

​@@VetrDraugrI hope you're joking

[@DeepFriedBeans23819]

One of the most concerning thing about swifties, is how some will put more time, money, and effort caring about her relationships rather than their own

[@anna.lewis13]

ok i’m a swiftie but this comment literally hits bro both haters and fans care so much if they brush finger like what😭

[@Air_Serpent]

I mean... Maybe it's for the best they stay single

[@SlayingSuperNerdX]

It’s honestly not that hard to analyze her relationships, took me like what 10 minutes?

[@Shakeitoff013]

how about you mind your own business

[@BababooeyGooey]

"Where's the camaraderie here?" There's more camaraderie between the commuters going "Oh God no" upon seeing the Swifties than the Swifties themselves.

[@BababooeyGooey]

Also unrelated but I really hate that we name all our stadiums after companies now, like the "Gillete" stadium. It's so fucking stupid. "Oh I had a great time last night, I went to the Pepto Bismol Stadium to see Anal Cunt live."

[@Nova_music19]

My ex was like the biggest swiftie and she cheated on me, and her stans make it feel like a cult, they would kill someone over a concert ticket. The glazing is crazy

[@strobo308]

I've read swifties before complain about "people that aren't swifties" buying tickets... They gatekeep this stuff like crazy

[@CallMeSkinny]

Taylor swift isn’t the reason your wife cheated on you bud 😭💀

[@Nova_music19]

@@CallMeSkinny Nah the fact that she was a swiftie says everything, she acted like a child all the time

[@Nova_music19]

And Bruv it wasn’t my wife

[@Nova_music19]

@jessie6600 nah bruv, that’s not what I mean. She cheated and that’s why. I don’t have a problem with Taylor swift, it’s swifties. I am trying to make my own music and I am also in love with music, and I can recognize that Taylor swift is good at songwriting and singing, and that she found what works for her. No hate to Taylor swift

[@uglypinkeraser]

I went on a date last night (with an adult woman) who was a total swifty and we went and saw the swift movie. It was a lot and I think you're right about the cult stuff. I was a pretty cool show TBH but the amount of people in the audience who were mimicking all the hand emotes exactly and sang along word for word to the entire 3 hour movie was insane to me. Either they've seen this movie every day since it came out or they've been rehearsing at home for dozens of hours.

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

I think any girl that identifies as a “swiftie” is enough of a red flag for me to never date them

[@funtourhawk]

Man you're desperate if you sat thru 3 HOURS of that shit...like dating a serial killer

[@AstroBimpson]

​@Greatlakeskyle. Ya, what gets me is when a grown ass man calls himself a swiftie, lol. It's fine to like taylor Swift, but to be an adult and call yourself a swiftie just feels weird.

[@jakepartain219]

congrats on the real adult woman btw

[@MoonkaCake]

She is literally building cult and then she is going have one song some strange language and all her fans are going to chant it and summon the old gods.

[@chewingondaritos]

I personally think it's odd that Taylor has never addressed this (to my knowledge at least). Unless the main motive is money in which she's just using this part of her fanbase and they haven't realized they're pawns in a corporate game. If I were her this behavior would creep me out and I'd be begging them to get the fuck away from me. Obsession is weird and creepy. They don't realize they'll never be her, meet her or be anything more than a financial supporter. Sounds to me like they're deluded and need a reality check.

[@cockylockridge8644]

Why address it when you can drain the whales dry of their finances? No celebrity ever thought to themselves "my fan base is too obsessed with me and gives me too much money".

[@VixenArt3]

I don't know if I'm the only one, but when I saw those clips of people dancing together in a theater and genuinely having a good time I thought it was such a great thing. It's a great thing to be in a place with people who like the same music and can all vibe to and dance it out. I'm not sure if I would call it obsessive and creepy, maybe I just don't see it. Where would you draw the line from enjoying and being passionate about certain music to being obsessive and creepy?

[@chewingondaritos]

@@VixenArt3 I'm not really bothered about people dancing together and singing tbh. It's more the behavior of the stans when you say anything about her that's perceived as negative (even if it's just an opinion). It's a bit insane to tell someone to kill themselves over taste in music donchathink?

[@VixenArt3]

@@chewingondaritos Oh for sure, that sounds like an insane and extreme response lol XD

[@sianais]

That Doja Cat girl everyone was crapping on said one thing I found interesting, she "insulted" a "fan" of hers for using her legal full name as her Twitter handle, calling it weird. And it was weird to be honest. Calling yourself kittens, Barbies, Swifties, Beehive, Army (? I think this is the BTS one) is weird. Not because they have a cute group name, but because there's rarely been an instance you come across one of these people and not realize they're insane. If seeing people act crazy around you becomes your norm, and you're not insane yourself, it'll be weird. It'll be off-putting. I've seen videos pop into my feed insulting the Cat lady for being "mean" to fans and disrespecting them, but she wasn't wrong. I don't remember what else she did, but she wasn't wrong about someone being that obsessive being creepy.

[@ImmortalSociopath]

Remember a few years ago when the CIA randomly said they were thinking about making Taylor Swift an asset and then all of the sudden she had her own cult following? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@tangstephen2015]

the midsommar metaphor was so accurate not only cult-wise but also blonde-wise.

[@anyalaASMR]

LMFAO

[@Molech996]

I'm currently at a wedding and was bored out of my mind.Thank you, Papa for this upload.

[@Henry21053]

Send my condolences to the groom

[@norkshit]

I’m currently at a funeral and was bored out of my mind.Thank you, Papa for this upload.

[@pedrorosa9893]

At birthday

[@hotdawgmanbrian6876]

Currently at a birth bored out of my mind thank you papa for this upload

[@FvckYoutubeCensorship]

I'm currently on the toilet and bored outta my mind. Thank you, Papa, for this upload

[@Kat-rc4jg]

You are so brave for saying where you live then coming this hard for the swifties...they will find you and you will be greatly missed

[@Slicedude2004]

Yeahhhh I'm not offended because it's an opinion and I'm a hard-core swiftie. But Jesus I feel bad for the hate he's gonna get from my breathern

[@BRIANNA_00]

@@Slicedude2004 Rare Swiftie W

[@alimonlemon]

@@Slicedude2004You just explained why everyone hates swift fans… disagree with them and they’ll throw a hissy fit.

[@13matjim]

@@Slicedude2004 you have to admit it’s a cult

[@LDIndustries]

Here’s a few competing theories I have (and most of these apply to a lot of celebrities). 1. Taylor Swift is too out of touch to realize the extent to which her fanbase is insane. This one has legitimacy in that she gives off the vibe of someone who doesn’t even know she has a Twitter account. 2. Taylor Swift knows her fanbase is insane, purposely stays away from the internet to distance herself from it, but won’t condemn it because she knows it’s why she’s Uber wealthy. 3. Taylor Swift knows her fanbase is insane, doesn’t like it, but her team has convinced her to let it go on due to it being the way she is Uber wealthy (and therefore gives them job security). 4. Taylor Swift knows her fans are insane and thinks it’s justified and that she’s entitled to it. At the end of the day it doesn’t actually matter which one is true or if none of them are, because the end result is the same.

[@thahoule7924]

nah, taylor is apparently beyond arrogant. Current example, shes currently SUING the college student who posted her (already public) flight logs and information on twitter, revealing shes the celeb who uses private jets the most. Let me say that again, she is suing some student, for posting information that was already public in the first place, bc shes angry that he made a lot of people notice that shes doing more damage to the enviroment than probably 99% of all people on this eath.

[@Kpaine]

4….4. Definitely 4.

[@barbararab6390]

It's 4. Let's be honest. They give her money and make her rich enough that she doesn't have to be around them.

[@M0ONCommander]

She has to know her fans are insane. The fact they tracked down the restaurant she was eating at from a paparazzi picture and swarmed the place, it had to have convinced her

[@S.X-sr7dd]

It's a mix of 2, 3 and 4 for different reasons: 4: it's convenient for her to hide behind her knowingly very toxic and agressive fanbase everytime she still needs a thick bubble shield from having to take accountability for all her toxicity, lies and immature manpulative BS; 3) There are indeed many overly greedy ppl surrounding her and working for TS The Brand, who heavily benefit from that money and are willing to do and say anything to keep taking advantage of the golden goose at all costs (and who don't have much of a moral compass esp when it comes to money so they really don't care about her doing the right thing like speaking out on causes that matter, still deemed controvertial (Genocide of Palestine, Covid safety at her crowded shows etc); and 2) She's FULLY aware of how toxic, delusional, psychotic, intolerant, blind by choice overall NUTS most of her fanbase has become, it scares her, it scares her how much her hardcore fans/The Cult projects so much onto her and feeds on delusions and other BS, but TS still does NOHING to counter balance it and it's on her bc she keeps feeding the cult's delusions & projections for more adulation, money and distractions, feeding her inner demons esp addictions, instead of looking at Reality the way it is and commit to profound & honest therapy work to learn, and finally grow the fck up: She has the crazy toxic fanbase she deserves bc has built and let it grown unchecked, like toxic plants grow to kill healthy plants in a garden. She was on the right track to make positive changes in 2018 & 19 but she's given up on that, her fanbase is too far gone by now, she's pushed the circus too far there's no turning back like before Covid. TS is her own worst enemy for real, she's very self sabotaging and full of toxic patterns she still refuses to address then treat for her own good, she can be petty AF, very poorly surrounded with very toxic and Narcissistic types, fake and overly shallow and selfish/selfinterested "friends" who ony care aout how they can benefit from her as much and for as long as possible so most of them keep enabling her addictions, "support" her poor and other bad decisions to serve their own interests, and bc she still has the emotional maturity of a 12 years old yet she's almost 35 years all of that combined is turning into a mess behind the scenes, despite a cracking not so thick mask and a LOT of lies and manufactured narratives including in her songs, ALL to keep SELLING THE PRODUCT. The TS prior to 2018 will continue to be shadowed by the Ego ruled and toxic dark side of her, until she finally gets sober & clean (and properly therapized) for her own good. Her life threatening addictions issues have only made everything worse these past 7 years, Girl is a mess, miserable, depressed, very unhappy behind the scenes, with the wrong people. She needs rehab and intensive therapy work, a total break from any areer project (that are only distractions to keep delaying her action on sobriety and therapy at this point) for 2 years to focus only on her physical & mental health, or she'd be dead of another OD, suicide/OD in less than 3 years. NO joke.

[@ryanwhittier7314]

When i was in high school back in 2014/2015, i had a few Swifties as classmates. They worshipped her like she was the second coming of Christ and yet, somehow they weren't as insane as these people.

[@cheyennedumont5862]

They’re probably worse now that almost everyone on the planet kisses her ass now

[@Keli_mafuyu]

I have two groups in my class, one is swifties while the other group is taylor's hater... Funny thing is that, group which contain Taylor's hater always starts the argument first while the swiftie group seemed pretty chilled to me

[@julioaugusto1529]

They're literally out there ruining successful careers by mailing the companies people work at with the dirtiest lies. Why doesn't the government put a stop to it? They're literally above the law

[@jayzenstyle]

@@Keli_mafuyu hate and love are two sides of the same coin. I have a friend who got thrown death threats and doxxed because they simply only heard two songs of Taylor Swift.

[@falconeshield]

They were kids that's fine.

[@anchorage9562]

I commented on a tiktok about Taylor saying, "I've only listened to 2 of her songs." The backlash I got was comically insane! Dozens of people chewing me out and throwing insults. Never had to say I didn't like her, just that I only heard 2 songs. It was then I KNEW this is a cult.

[@SahloFolina2161]

That’s just super shitty. When a fandom ruins the experience for the person JUST getting into the music by gatekeeping that artist just because someone new hasn’t listened to “”””enough”””” songs, how do those people (swifties etc.) expect others on the outside to NOT think it’s a goddamn cult.

[@kylamarie8621]

its literally just the chronically online teenagers lmao

[@pubfriendthegreat1259]

The perfect thing for them to respond to that was "Oh, you should listen to this song it's really nice" But no, apparently they gotta be jerks to people....

[@jayzenstyle]

that's unfortunate. Gatekeepers just ruin fandoms.

[@teensuite]

did they thought you wanted to enter the fandom or what?

[@ryanmoore8346]

I think the issue with Swifties is, ultimately, they aren't even LISTENING to Swift's songs. Because you listen to her songs, the lyrics of them, you're in shock of just how toxic all of it is. She has songs about dating perfect men, but missing screaming at her ex (The Way I Loved You), she has songs about being so unstable with the men she's dating they have to where protection when they try to reconcile with her while she's manipulating them (Stay Stay Stay), she has songs about convincing men to break up with women who she considers bad for them so she can be with them (You Belong With Me), she has songs about breaking up couples literally on the day of their wedding (Speak Now). And these songs are her HITS. I could go on and on and on. She doesn't write love songs, she writes songs about manipulative and toxic behavior, and Swifties are too busy going "SHES JUST LIKE MEEEEEE" without thinking that if a dude was talking about this he'd be repulsive.

[@thelongcon13]

the fact is lmao, the way i loved you is wildly speculated to be about a movie (the notebook lmao,) stay stay stay isn't about a relationship she was actually in just one that she hoped she could have in the future and speak now is FICTIONAL as in, not about her or anything that she'd ever do. you belong with me is the only song out of all of these that's actually about her and its STILL not bad because she isn't manipulating anyone lmao. all she says in the song is that the girl he's with sucks and that she knows him better which, is a totally valid thing for a SEVENTEEN-year-old to think. also maybe don't use songs she wrote when she was a teenager as a testament to her character now.

[@ryanmoore8346]

@amberconstant13 @amberconstant13 bro, first, if you want to look impartial, try not to have "taylors version" in your KZbin name. It's clear you're biased on the subject. Regardless, it doesn't matter one is based on a movie. It doesn't matter if one is a hopeful future relationship (which, for the record, doesn't excuse it at all, and makes it worse), and it doesn't matter if one is fictional. What matters is it's glorified. And it's pretty obvious it's been glorified because you're fully defending it, trying to use "lmao" to try to prove you don't care, when it's pretty obvious you do. Lemme put it like this- if your gal pal described a situation between her and her boyfriend that he was inflicting on her; that phones are getting thrown at her, that her bf is distant because he's still totally in love with his ex, who would you support?

[@no.6377]

I always interpreted those songs as being self aware of how villainous and/or toxic she is in those songs.

[@taylorisgod13]

@@ryanmoore8346 dude, the songs are fictional, it's satire, you're supposed to have fun with them, don't make everything too deep

[@ryanmoore8346]

@taylorisgod13 "Taylor is god", do you listen to Taylor Swift for satirical purposes? Is your considering her a "god" ironic? Or is there something greater that she speaks to that toxic women love to hear justified and excused?

[@steggy_stez]

my cousin is a major swiftie (fml) and shits on me for my music taste. she made me and my fam listen to a ten minute taylor song and when we started playing our heavy metal songs i said ‘sorry if our music is too diverse for you’ since she wouldn’t stop complaining

[@will.g9277]

W with the heavy metal, what song was it?

[@steggy_stez]

@@will.g9277 i guess im not 100% sure if these are heavy metal but my dad calls them heavy metal. we were listening to metallic, the smashing pumpkins etc. i think we also put on some queen too which isn't heavy metal but still slaps.

[@will.g9277]

@@steggy_stez yeah I'd say they are just metal, not heavy metal, but they are still great, same with queen

[@steggy_stez]

@@will.g9277 yeah fr

[@YodaOnABender]

Imagine thinking you can shit on other people’s music taste when you listen to fucking Taylor Swift

[@thefrayedends]

There are plenty of celebrities actively farming up parasocials. Thats one of the reasons swift has been so successful, her PR and business teams have really leaned into the strategy.

[@wianvanstaden8072]

CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE AN ANIMATED VIDEO WITH TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANBASE INCORPORATING MIDSOMMAR VIBES!!! Edit: Thank you for all the likes guys!

[@melissarichten6323]

lmao yess

[@JRSRLN]

And that one non swiftie normie being sacrificed inside a bear suit.

[@Bansheewuw]

Omg yess !

[@wianvanstaden8072]

@@JRSRLN 🤣🤣🤣 yes!!!

[@Jashy_dujour]

This yes. All the way yes.

[@MovieGasm]

You had me at the halo edit

[@runthenumbers9698]

I know a couple girls in LA who were given free tickets to the Taylor Swift movie on the demand that they sing in their seats in the theater. They (and a few other girls) got the tickets through a mutual friend who is one of Taylor's backup dancers. They were given tickets to several showings. It was a publicity stunt. Taylor and her dancers couldn't lead the charge themselves because if anybody noticed, it would be very embarrassing, so they just gave out tickets like candy to people that they could count on singing loudly at the showings. A lot of marketing is built on the backs of hired hands posing as "audience members." Just like clubs and magic shows.

[@ВладимирКруглов-к9о]

Strange - one of the most important comments here is one of the least liked. Thank you very much for confirming this hysteria is not natural but fully and rigorously orchestrated.

[@runthenumbers9698]

@@ВладимирКруглов-к9о I don't wanna be THAT cynical about it. Sometimes the audience just needs some leadership. Like Seinfeld for instance. Filmed in front of a live audience. Does the audience get instructions to laugh? Yeah. Does that mean they didn't enjoy the show? No. People loved to attend those filmings, they loved the show, and for the most part, it the laugh prompt would turn on when they were about to laugh anyway. They have hired dancers at clubs to keep the dance floor from fizzling out. These things aren't horribly unethical or unnatural. Except when magicians hire plants. THAT is in my opinion a breach of the contract between a magician and an audience member. In my opinion, since magic is the art of deceiving one's eyes, when you call someone on stage, that person is a stand-in for your eyes and should function as such. Therefore, it's dishonest to have that person lie to the audience. And Tay-Tay is hardly the only person to do this btw. Every time you see a concert, it's always a big gathering of 18-22 year old gorgeous girls who all know all the words. Doesn't matter if it's Tay-Tay or a lesser known name, they always have at least one section of these plants or groupies. Somehow, when Justin Timberlake reaches into the crowd... there's never a gay guy clawing at him. It's always gorgeous girls. What a coincidence. These camera angles are planned ahead of time, and there are people who plant or herd these girls to where the camera needs them. My favorite is when you're watching Nickelodeon... Kids' Choice Awards or one of their live shows. Who's in the audience? A bunch of kids? How did that happen? Did those kids all drive there and buy the matching t-shirts? Of course not. The parents let their kids go to a kids' section, and the cameras focus on the kids section to give the illusion that it's mostly kids in attendance. So yeah... I just bring up the girls I know who were effectively audience plants because I think it's clever marketing.

[@ВладимирКруглов-к9о]

@@runthenumbers9698 Well, there's a difference between clever (?) marketing and inducing full-blown hysteria and cultish behaviour. No-one would begrudge her success if it was organic, in fact her early triumphs were applauded as a just thing for "real music". Compare with the recent stuff which concerns more and more people already. Also, yeah you can push the good thing if it doesn't fly immediately. But artificial launching and sustaining is bad, there should be no doubt about it.

[@runthenumbers9698]

@@ВладимирКруглов-к9о I don't know what Taylor Swift's "recent stuff" is... but I doubt it's THAT bad. We talking about her pollution? The Kamala endorsement? What? Assuming that Taylor Swift isn't guilty of any class-A felonies, I just don't think there's a justification to HATE the woman (a woman you've never met and has done nothing to you). As for the contrast between her early successes and her current successes... EVERYBODY loves a rags to riches story. NOBODY is going to hate on a 15-year-old girl singing about... being a 15-year-old girl. People in general have no problem whatsoever uncritically hating on a billionaire. I'm not one of those "LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!" guys. I don't think Tay-Tay is crying herself to sleep at night about what WE think. You can hate on whatever celebrity you want to. It's a free country... But don't get too self-important about it. Don't act like they DESERVE this level of scrutiny. it's hard to deserve the scrutiny of hundreds of millions of people. She's fine. It's just marketing. Everybody cleans up when people are coming over. Everybody keeps up appearances.

[@ВладимирКруглов-к9о]

@@runthenumbers9698 "I just don't think there's a justification to HATE the woman" - well, you're in the wrong here, I'm afraid. People are perfectly entitled to hate her - she's everywhere, she stifles the music scene, she's infantile and vapid, in short she embodies everything that is bad with the current state of society. There are plenty of reasons to hate her. "15-year-old girl singing about... being a 15-year-old girl" - it's not that simple. She was a very particular 15-year old - whiney, bitter, spiteful, toxic, irresponsible and cruel. For a while people were fine with that hoping it's just a phase she'll grow out of sooner or later. But seeing her nearly thrice that age and still the same is profoundly disturbing, downright dangerous even, given her current status. "People in general have no problem whatsoever uncritically hating on a billionaire" - yes. But they can also hate critically - which is, I'm sure, is what's happening with TS. "You can hate on whatever celebrity you want to" - thank you very much for the kind permission! I never knew I could😁 "it's hard to deserve the scrutiny of hundreds of millions of people" - but one can get under the skin of so many. There won't be much scrutiny but the scorn will be profound. I have no doubt current year is the last TS will have anything resembling relevance. The story of riches to rags will be most pleasant to behold, can't wait actually. "It's just marketing" - yes! And that's exactly what you wrote in the first comment, exposing the ways she was made "popular". Why are you wiggle the tail, so to speak, denying then confirming it? You're a fan but carelessly said the quiet part loud and now try to "manage the damage"? It very much looks like exactly that.

[@spookycircuits455]

I still can get over the fact that there’s a huge part of her fan base convinced that she’s gay while she’s actively out here saying stuff like “I’m not gay.” And they’re reading it like what does it mean?!?!

[@alfalldoot6715]

That's exactly what a gay person would say!!!!

[@MrWepx-hy6sn]

Fujoshits being fujoshits

[@topdhen]

Most likely them projecting and possibly using it to manipulate there friends into lezbionomnom

[@disasterchild785]

​@@MrWepx-hy6snno you genuinely got me thinking is there a variation of Fujioshi for people who obsess over lesbians? I thought that was a term for people who obsess over gay couples

[@MrWepx-hy6sn]

@@disasterchild785 honestly I dont know, but its the closest I can get. I bet there's one tho

[@LoseCTRL61]

Mr. Meat your editor deserves a raise, shit is hysterical

[@Mixedplague2]

i think he edits his own stuff, would make sense if you look as his editing art ability

[@oluave2211]

​@MsBreezyThe editing you did at the beginning of this video was effing stellar!!! Had me in tears😂

[@DestroyIhosh]

Good job on the editing! it made the video great@MsBreezy

[@yarpy4927]

You people are insanely talented, like 10/10 editing. I know papa is big man on campus but you guys are like the CGI artists in the Matrix, unsung heroes!@MsBreezy

[@ecruz2317]

right editor got some skittles,.

[@LogsMaggot]

Throwback to that one time when "swifties" all over the world went bat-shit crazy because one of her albums that came out in 2019 was surpassed by tool's Fear Inoculum at #1 best selling albums around the same time and they had no clue who they are

[@s0cialgoat]

so sad wow. absolutely love that album btw

[@porcelainchae]

As a fan of both I don't remember this at all😂

[@Mike-8404]

​@@porcelainchaecan confirm, it was glorious 🤣

[@DandthenanotherD]

That shit was hilarious dude. Not a huge fan of FI though. It was so good seeing a bunch of swift-blinders WILDLY confused that there was other music people cared about

[@LogsMaggot]

@@DandthenanotherD FI is just okay… by tool’s standards You can only go downhill once you peak

[@oneghost1257]

Man, "Where's the camaraderie here?" Is pretty spot on. I'm used to seeing super fans of anything being like, at least a bit nicer to other people in their group maybe cracking some jokes they know the other fans would get. I swear all the swifties I've ever seen think they're the only ones on the planet they treat each other like scum sometimes.

[@bringiton5282]

Swifties spend their whole time telling other Swifties they're not Swifties enough ! They make it out to be a competition to be the best fan out there who will suck up the most to little Miss Americana, as if there was reward for it. And the worst part is that there is ! Blondie invites to her home the most dedicated and loyal fans she spied on online, as if they were her closest friends ! Psycho !

[@laphalène]

I always have had a hard time understanding how people can obsess over celebrities/musicians.. it's so bizarre, especially they don't know them and never met them lol.. The coolest and most interesting people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing and meeting were regular people who had lots of wisdom and had so many interesting stories.. Also people who obsess over this type of stuff definitely helps me know who to stay away from..

[@magical571]

Good. Love who you love 😊 nobody forces you to do otherwise, so keep enjoying life

[@ValuedCustomer1]

Same…. It’s one thing to obsess over the art but these people are just obsessed with her as a person

[@appleitree]

The pinterest memes and Instagram play a major role on this, even the content. I can understand obsessions because, it is weird, and number 2, if that person can attract you with their looks, and number three the status of respect, number 4, if a song has genuinely related with you or not, the aura that the fan base brings, and those cheering words and ( let's go! Rock on! etc. Comments, any action or good thing they did, we think a lot about them, and we might wanna meet them because we have been listening to their content and noteeting them, ( even we feel the same for some KZbin content creators, or say someone who has a following, we wanna meet them. And fixing them in your mind( subconsciously or consciously, influenced by a particular move( glorifying)). I know that it's obvious, but this is how we get obsess with something, that gets repeated, like a while loop.

[@11lvr11]

Ikr

[@cosmicdude8282]

They honestly need help. Their obsession is more like a mental illness than just liking the artist

[@Es0ter1c700]

All I've learned from this fanbase is that they're obsessed with someone they've never met to the point that they'll not only ruin their own lives but they actively try to ruin the lives of anyone that disagrees with them. Easily the most unhinged people I've ever seen.

[@theravenscout4569]

That's why I'm not into her fandom

[@Garfunkels_Funky_Uncle]

you're being REALLY nice by saying that a lot of these crazy fans are teenage girls while most of the cringe swifties are in their late 30s and mid-late 40s

[@bigk4026]

I work with them and my aunt is one. It is insufferable

[@falconeshield]

33 here. I'm her age. I don't care lolololol

[@jojivlogs_4255]

​@@falconeshieldwow congrats

[@laughaway7955]

​@@falconeshield huh?

[@badlaamaurukehu]

Same thing anymore.

[@ramsesjfg7668]

I met someone who was this obsessesed over her and other artists. She was fun to be around, but mainly because I had never befriended someone like her before, so it was entertaining. Needless to say, the red flags I had ignored came back to haunt me. Never again.

[@zachboozer6616]

Real bro same thing happened to me. Never ever again.

[@mumkeymaan4600]

Never in my life have I felt so proud of being completely apathetic about Taylor Swift and everything to do with her.

[@Shah-of-the-Shinebox]

🍻

[@lorele1e]

want a cookie

[@reoperez]

@@lorele1e send me one too please

[@lorele1e]

oreos or normal@@reoperez

[@reoperez]

@@lorele1e OREOS!

[@rrdtredgaurd4119]

My ex couple years ago was a swiftie and we had a really bad argument one day towards the end of our relationship, Well trying to talk and rebuild our relationship afterwards, Taylor ironically made a new album the same day and she was obsessed about this song in it (don't remember the name of the song) that she shoved it in my face saying that she's singing about us in the song, when the song was just hypocritical about the situation we were in. I left after that cause it was stupid and now seeing all these fans made me realized I think I dodged a bullet😂

[@jonathana.4685]

BRO THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO SO MANY DUDES

[@catcomets22]

​@@jonathana.4685 Now I gotta know the song name lmao.

[@BIGMANLOGJAM]

Ok but what if this was an actual curse someone could put on you, where anything you ever do becomes a Swift song.

[@jonathana.4685]

@@catcomets22 like papa said she makes so many generic songs about normal things that happen in relationships and then EVERY girl finds it SOOO relatable, especially breakup songs lmao

[@Moncherelouis]

@@catcomets22to me it sounds like stay off the red album, i only know bc i got given that album as a kid and it actually wasn’t so bad

[@tgm4650]

Local reporters says that Papameat's body was found after this video and it appears that he actually went suicide with 50 shots in his back. Truly a sad moment, let's pray to Ari Aster make a 3 hour movie about him.

[@timesplitter8443]

Damn, they Gary Webb'd him. Brutal.

[@johnsinglet575]

Taylor Swift is the pop music equivalent of Disney. Adult Swifties are the same as Disney Adults. Comparable cringe.

[@195j]

I feel like being a Disney Adult is better than Swifter

[@ianflanders5096]

And she's the female equivalent of Donald Trump. Main character syndrome as a result of being spoiled by her rich parents.

[@dorkbrandon4422]

Let's be real here , I bet even Taylor can't stand her own fans

[@mina_itse]

Her social media people have got to be suffering

[@gryla5290]

Speaking of celebs who hate their own fans, you think this is why Doja hates her own fan base?

[@jojivlogs_4255]

maybe but from what little ive seen of taylor's personality, she's just as insufferable if not more

[@beefortebrea9386]

@@gryla5290 she's just as insufferable as her fans though. So is TS

[@ananonymousanemone4125]

@@gryla5290 Absolutely. That and the fact that she’s dating a pedophile.

[@colossaltoaster]

my brother was dating a girl who was a huge Taylor Swift fan, and he told me about this date and how he had a good time with the girl but it was at a idk what to even call it a gathering of people who were dressed as Taylor swift singing and dancing to Taylor swift songs and just pretending to be her... it was at some bar. he was showing me pictures it was 20+ girls on stage all dressed up as Taylor Swift like it was a beauty pageant or something it was crazy .... I couldn't believe that it was only adult doing this not kids. so I told him dude bail that chick is crazy and she's in a cult lol lets just say later i hit him with the i told ya so lol

[@theredpanda00]

dressing up as people you like can be fun but I cannot imagine doing it while part of a hivemind with a hair trigger

[@Daniel_WR_Hart]

Did she do anything crazy later on that wasn't TS related?

[@777dragonborn]

So this proves Taylor swift is a zeena levay body double from the of the cult of Satan .

[@anonymouslucario285]

He genuinely broke up with her because of that?

[@goosegirl941]

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[@YogsenForfoth]

Swifties are absolutely terrifying. Few things on this planet intimidate me as much as a mega pop star’s rabid fanbase.

[@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer]

Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, Beyonce... Their fanbase are equally as terrifying And those are just for the American popstars, let's not get started on K-Pop fans 💀

[@szpetnyy_2966]

@@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer Tbh i don't think even armies(BTS fandom) are as obnoxious as swifties at this point

[@Llama_charmer]

@@szpetnyy_2966 I mean idk, did you see what happened to twomad? Made a joke about BTS and got some horrific hate mail, like actually vile shit

[@szpetnyy_2966]

@@Llama_charmer the same thing would have probably happen if he made a joke about Taylor.

[@hannahlanai]

Don't forget the kpop stands. They're legion. And terrifying.

[@RealmOfUnknown]

I dated a Swiftie, which I found really fun, but thankfully he never made it a major thing. He just loved the songs and we’d play them in the car or listen to new releases when they’d drop. ❤ He’s no longer with us, but some of those are my favorite memories of him.

[@jimjohnson530]

…….

[@staticturbulence]

RIP 🕊️ hope he rests well

[@star22sally67]

Well that went dark and depressing real fast

[@RealmOfUnknown]

@@star22sally67 Not really. That’s just life.

[@awwwwwwyeahhh]

Rest in peace, hope he is in Heaven right now

[@CrumpledPaperHearts]

My sister in law is a Swiftoid. I literally had to block her number, her husband’s number, and all her social media profiles because she will randomly try to start fights and drama. I’m unsure if swiftism is a mental illness or a symptom of another underlying disorder…

[@jeanpaulbuchku]

More good reason to hate her fans

[@amongola_reacts]

It's a mental illness

[@cantinadudes]

I think we in the west just have a massive mental health problem. Almost all men are depressed and lonely and start to grow hateful towards the world around them while almost all women are getting paranoid, toxic, demanding and oversensitive. Imo its pretty clear that this is due to social media fucking peoples brains up, most gen z teens grew up in the internet so they had no chance to become normal. These band cults have been a thing since forever but never before was it this bad. I think people obsessing over a band or a musician is a result of declining mental health, and the worse society becomes, the more obsessed will people be with musicians

[@amongola_reacts]

@@cantinadudes so it's a chain of events where the women are too demanding and the men get depressed after a while

[@goldscales]

​@@cantinadudesboth traits go for men and women. Have you not seen the amount of men having temper tantrums on women and blaming them for everything?

[@Bumblebeerocks23]

I'll admit, I cry sometimes as a full grown adult too. Have I EVER cried over concert tickets? Never. This is genuinely disturbing behavior

[@EthicalBiohazard]

Evryone has difrent intrests

[@a_sea_of_serpents]

I bought Lindsey Sterling AND ASHNIKKO tickets for $240 all together during a ADHD impulse overdrive, missed BOTH concerts, didn’t get a refund and sobbed like my dog was shot. I’m allowed to cry over my idiocy. I am valid.

[@na-ky8ou]

​@arianna1906* you are

[@EEEEEEWWWWW34]

All I have to say is the mental illness is strong with these people😅

[@torvasdh]

​@@a_sea_of_serpentsI think crying over missing the concerts you paid for is a lot more understandable than breaking down over the sole fact that you *bought* them

[@Cam._S]

I can get behind Taylor Swift and her music, and in general being a big fan of an artist. However I will NEVER understand or be able to relate to people who will wait for hours on end for tickets and who then weep uncontrollably when things don’t go their way. That’s like… toddler mind.

[@riley_a_6266]

EXACTLY

[@warsword4]

We have a plague of adult children these days.

[@glengaines4286]

No it’s worse than that my friend. It’s a sheep mind.🐑

[@Slicedude2004]

Yeahhhh um literally me

[@anonymouslucario285]

​@@glengaines4286what does that mean?

[@calvinholgers5687]

My cousin is a swiftie and I have to listen to her talk about how much of a “musical goddess” she is whenever I see her. She also saw the Taylor swift movie three days in a row and would not go anywhere without her Taylor swift popcorn bucket for three weeks

[@corgiman101]

it really is hive mind mentality. Her music isnt all terrible but i think she reached the point of fame where other people feel like something is wrong with them if they dont like her

[@Keli_mafuyu]

True, Other active fandoms I know other than Taylor's fandom which were able to reach this level are Messi and Ronaldo's fans or Kpop

[@anthonycowan3481]

Straight up, I’ve always wondered how cults even get followers or how people let the Nazi shit happen.. now I see. It’s like the dancing plague. People just get sucked into it and the fans, reactions, and marketing convince them she’s this goddess and they have to be obsessed swifties. I can’t tell you how many women I know that didn’t even care for her too much until like a year or two when the plague hit, now they’re obsessed and it’s their personality. It’s certainly not the music, the music is average. Not bad, but not extraordinary or great.

[@thenablade858]

@@Keli_mafuyuMessi and Ronaldo is the funniest. Ronaldo fanboys were convinced the Qatar loss was some Illuminati manipulation like nobody cares. They lost the game because they lost the game.

[@daniboy4153]

Taylor Swift fans are like Beyonce fans

[@sheen423]

Lately I have been thinking about her in the same vein as MJ. I do not really mess with her content, but the girly is everywhere and truthfully some of the songs are catchy.

[@jackmaniscalco7274]

It seems like being a taylor swift fan is just an excuse to behave like a mentally ill ex girlfriend wherever you go

[@DillonMeyer]

You have GOT to make an animation about this. The movie theatre sacrifice circle is just dark enough for it.

[@slimkt]

I’m shocked Papa Meat is still alive after this. I once said Swift’s music was “bland and that’s what makes it so widely palatable; it’s the grilled chicken of music” and was nearly buried alive lol

[@collinkeyser6827]

Especially Since Taylor Was Frequently In His Hometown.

[@buddyowl]

I saw someone on twitter saying her music was bad,,, didn’t end well with 206 replies + death threats

[@Carma1023]

I served in the Eras tour. My whole 3-person platoon came into our station packed to the brim with blue crewnecks and multicolored t-shirts, among other items we were hoping to dispose of. 1 line turned to three, then 5, then 25, then… there were no lines. Only chaos. Unbalanced, loud, and indefinite chaos. Sure, we were selling big, but in the end, we were the ones paying the price. I feel the most horrible for our security team. Many of them never returned after those three days. Who could blame them? Never thought I would see the worst in humanity than when Taylor came to our town. I’ll never forget the screams… oh God, the screams!!

[@chaoticneutral1090]

I'm sorry but that was so funny to read

[@alexmythix6526]

make this the top comment

[@Carma1023]

@@alexmythix6526 tell your friends

[@MoraMorbid]

The moment I speak ill of Taylor Swift people act as if I have just slaughtered their hopes and dreams. Ive had friends ignore me for a week when I said "Its not that deep"

[@Slicedude2004]

Well...

[@frankanderson3368]

Just let them enjoy. People be worse about anime characters😂

[@MoraMorbid]

@@frankanderson3368 I don't really care 😂 I have mentioned it once or twice. But each time brings extreme reactions

[@kendallbyrd966]

​@@frankanderson3368 idk man, could taylor swift beat goku tho?

[@shadowsonicsilver6]

@@frankanderson3368unlike Swift, most anime characters are complex instead of basic.

[@Nicklafuego]

Taylor Swift could literally go to one female soccer game and increase the viewership ten fold

[@RedemptionInChrist.]

Wnba needs to hire her

[@Justin-pe9cl]

What is she doing for WNBA?

[@Justin-pe9cl]

@@RedemptionInChrist.beat me to it.

[@RedemptionInChrist.]

@@Justin-pe9cl she would bring views to it. Since no one watches

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

this reminded me of something. Marilyn Monroe actually did this for some artists, I think including Etta James (perhaps I'm misremembering), and helped boost attention to the careers of black artists being largely ignored in a very segregated entertainment industry. So she really, literally could do this if she wanted to.

[@Alf-gm7tf]

I tried watching Godzilla minus one with my dad. Thank god for the subtitles because all we could her were a bunch of screeching swifties in the room next door

[@c.d.rstudios4691]

That sounds horrible, great film tho

[@2guys1cliplol]

I would have demanded a refuned lol. That's such ba you had to deal with that

[@senor3556]

Brother’s girlfriend is a Swifty and yeah…genuinely strange to see how emotionally invested some people can get for one artist. She only ever listens to Taylor Swift and like no other artists, firmly believes her to be the best musician / singer-writer ever, will become momentarily incredibly interested in anything involving Taylor (ie. Football), and has plenty of emotional moments surrounding her. Me and my family have had discussions like yeah, it’s her interest, she grew up with it, it’s not necessarily harmful, but it’s just the degree of dedication to one person…? I don’t feel like anyone should be so attached to fictional properties or celebs they don’t know like that. Parasocial levels are through the roof with her fans

[@thepotatolord3052]

I can’t imagine only listening to one band why would you do that

[@okbudokkkkk]

@@thepotatolord3052 she has so many genres and songs it's like listening to a bunch of diffrent bands.

[@4LeafChlover]

@@okbudokkkkk poor Swiftie get help soon!

[@Keli_mafuyu]

​@@okbudokkkkkTrue, I was astonished to see that this was the same girl who wrote red and lavender haze. I mean they both are so different

[@katoe908]

When it’s teenage girls it’s far more understandable, when I was a teen I was completely obsessed with emo band boys and it ruled my life. But when it’s grown women acting like that it’s definitely worrisome lmao

[@walterwhitegaming2585]

I saw one Swiftie TikTok in which 2 Swifties spent all of their money to get 2 front-row seats. Some of the super-obsessed fans would get a closer view of her on her Eras tour in exchange for being homeless for a while. They're absolutely crazy

[@okbudokkkkk]

Having a passion for something isn't crazy ??

[@Chada-uNîzam-îCedîd]

Watching this video made me out of breathe.I cant breathee bro 🤕

[@dimitri7615]

⁠​⁠@@okbudokkkkk Seek help. Becoming homeless just to go to a concert is not healthy behavior.

[@2guys1cliplol]

​@annakeslin6630 if you make yourself temporarily homeless for it yes. It's how drug addicts justify there problems lol

[@nadhish1935]

@@okbudokkkkk I've seen you reply to multiple comments justifying the unhealthy obsession with someone as 'having a passion' and 'being invested in something'. I genuinely hope that one day you come into your senses and you're able to look back and laugh at yourself. But for now, seek help.

[@treverfarted]

I spoke about Taylor Swift once.. it was foolish and I was young - but let this be a lesson to you youngsters, it has completely and totally ruined my life. I’ve been arrested, fired from my job, and harassed endlessly online & in public since the accident(s) & all I can say is sorry. I’ve apologized almost 80 times publicly but still the world won’t forgive me. I beg of those reading this to head my warnings and steer clear of this lifestyle of childish antics. I wouldn’t wish this life of shame upon anybody, I just hope one day the world will realize how truly apologetic I am..

[@theredpanda00]

what on earth did you say to get swarmed like that got dang

[@jsclaim2game74]

Jesus what did you say to deserve that

[@jessemartin2685]

He said 👀Taylor Swift was mid👀 Now, I gotta hide as I have painted a target on my entire back.

[@dreamylove4196]

Ur joking right? 😂

[@kadewiedeman3127]

Dude, for the last time. We didn't fire you over talking about the deer-lady cult leader. It was the cannibalism, it was making everyone really uncomfortable and you didn't even try to hide it. You took thirteen fingers in a ziplock bag to work and put them in the break room fridge. Sanjay had to throw out his potato salad because you put the bag right on top of his Tupperware.

[@Trilink-a]

The train footage would've made a terrifying animation.

[@knoelle1357]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Beyhive and Swifties start sacrificing their children to their idols at this point.

[@Nova_music19]

Fr😂

[@nadiaxantho]

Lmaooo I totally would

[@danwilliams2551]

At the very least the beyhive is doing it for decent production value and songs. Though they're BOTH insane with the parasocial relationships, I look at Bey and I'm like "OK, the spectacle, I can see why this could take someone over." With Taylor I swear I'm like "They HAVE to be pumping pheremones in the air. What do y'all see in this woman?"

[@nadiaxantho]

@@danwilliams2551 this exactly ☝

[@knoelle1357]

@@danwilliams2551 Yep, plus the weird concert amnesia women are apparently experiencing at her shows. I think you’re right about the pheromones.

[@kallenurfi2534]

My sister had a spare ticket to the Atlanta show and i went. The show was actually wild. The effects and choreography was very impressive. However, the people were CRAZY. I literally spent half the show with my fingers in my ears because if i didnt my eardrums would have burst. I should have gotten earplugs before going. Also, i felt so out of place in jeans and a flannel when all these girls looked like they were in full fledged cosplay for the show. Such an interesting experience lol.

[@thomasharris7881]

Thats interesting to hear, sounds like Beatlemania in the 60's.

[@ariannathoksakis3839]

I actually really enjoy her music, so I went to a show and I can vouch that this is so true. There were so many girls SCREAMING at the top of their lungs. It got to the point where I couldn’t even hear the music. Just throat shredding screaming and crying. Even worse is that Swifties actively defend this behavior on social media as if it isn’t incredibly selfish to those around you.

[@MellowFungus]

"Full fledged cosplay" is a funny way to say "dressed like a whore"

[@Moompl]

Taylor is a pretty good performer imo, but her fans make it a bit unbearable to actually go to any of her concerts.

[@malena111]

im 17 and i love taylor swift. i love her songs and i grew up with her music. BUT i still genuinely hate how insane the fandom is. i 100% understand why the outside world thinks our fandom is so weird

[@Taveren]

Stay grounded my friend

[@sophiamikell7490]

I avoid the fandom. They are scary! I love Taylor Swift's music and she is my favorite because I like each album. And that is rare for me, I also like how ruthless she is with business. It is so fascinating! If I dared imply that she had a fake side though, I would have to delete the post! Lol Hopefully, I don't have to delete this!

[@b19wing_inslowmotion]

YESSS

[@TheLogander]

Don't take meat seriously. He reacts to stuff and doesn't take himself serious. So love the musicians you love and know, that some don't get it 😂

[@d.minaru7707]

Not weird, clinically insane

[@Viltronic]

“How many kids do you think Taylor Swift eats a year” has to be one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while

[@frofrozzty]

I just got done seeing Talking Heads' "Stop Making Sense" film and it was a mind blowing performance transliterated into a cinematic experience. It breaks my heart that "Eras" will savagely obliterate it both financially and in notoriety.

[@MC-ep8cu]

Best band

[@boombadoomba14]

The thing about bands like Talking Heads is that their music was influential and groundbreaking. Taylor Swift is just music any white girl can enjoy.

[@leonardodisavino6166]

Amazing movie amazing band amazing music

[@EF-fc4du]

Every other CBGB band was better than Talking Heads.

[@StuckHere-p7c]

Finally, something THAT IS NOT DARK, SCARY, OR OLD!!! And something that is not Halloween-related.

[@pewpewimbob]

My wife is in the cult and she is constantly trying to indoctrinate me. Even when she doesn’t want to listen to Taylor, Spotify still gives her Taylor. That is how much she listens to her. She had a random Spotify playlist and it played Taylor 4 times in a row. Pray for me boys

[@zchris87v80]

I don't know a lawyer on earth who wouldn't cite that as "irreconcilable differences". Just pray the judge isn't one.

[@lorele1e]

my playlists and auto generated spotify queue is full of taylor. i think my future husband needs prayer too.

[@methane5211]

Moral of the story, Spotify indoctrinates people, use piracy to take the songs you want

[@ash_tray]

@@zchris87v80Lmfaoooo

[@Nopeasaurus]

I mean as long as you two are happy together, there’s really nothing to worry about. As long as she’s not putting Taylor above the relationship, just listening to her and liking her is fine.

[@ElmoRitter]

fan bases are actually the worse. I'm at my worst when I'm fanboying. You're not wrong.

[@derrickmcadoo3804]

$1,300 tickets bro. $1,300 tickets.

[@RecluseBootsy]

I only hate things because of the fans. Star Wars, Tay Tay, FNAF, Marvel, TWD, LOU, pretty much anything. Even things i once liked. I dislike stuff but only *hate* it once fans start acting like rabid tards for having a different opinion from them.

[@RecluseBootsy]

​@@derrickmcadoo3804Drake and Kanye does the same shit. 😂

[@charlie_541]

@@RecluseBootsy kinda unrelated but what does LOU stand for

[@ThorfinnSonofThors892]

​@@charlie_541 The Last of Us, I believe

[@nicho-uyx1287]

I just can’t imagine waiting that long for swift tickets, not getting them, and THEN actually posting a video of you sobbing about it for the world to see. Like why lol. Tik tok is so braindead.

[@maryhough8041]

People think I have internalized misogyny for hating her fkn guts but in fact, it’s the complete opposite. I think her poor me “i can never be a bully because I was once a victim” mentality is such a bad example for girls

[@jacob.overtime]

What are you talking about. She literally has a song called anti-hero

[@jojivlogs_4255]

​@@jacob.overtimelmao shes not talking about being a bully in that song. the lyrics have a very "woe is me, everybody leaves me" attitude in the same tone that an immature teenage girl talks about how the reason she has no friends is because "everyone leaves and idk why", when the reason why is more than likely because that person is extremely insecure and fiending for attention. but from the lyrics, she's only really acknowledges it, doesnt take accountability but actually glorifies it. not a great song example if you want to disprove allegations about her youth messaging being toxic. of course taylor swift fans have the worst media literacy imaginable lmao

[@MegadethTillDeth]

My friend, whenever anybody tries to explain that's "internalized" anything, just trust it's bullshit. The entire narrative from the Western corporate and "democratic" technocracy has literally been programming humans brains for this route for decades. Sounds like a kooky sci-fi novel but it remains true.

[@mavohq]

YES oh my god finally someone says it, she reminds me of an old friend who was the epitome of “omg everyone leaves me idk what i did i must be such an awful person boo hoo” when in reality she was just guilt tripping and sneakily manipulating everyone in the friend group, i had to sit through my swiftie roommate and her friend talking about how they would never trust a girl who talks down on t-swift, she really has them in her clutches so she can sell more tickets and merch

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

@@jojivlogs_4255 I think that song was made to respond to accusations she doesn't address her bad behaviour. It doesn't genuinely take accountability for anything. Some people weaponize "woe is me" like false humility.

[@krisdavies7538]

Finally! The critique we have all been waiting for 🎉

[@Nova_music19]

Facts

[@sm5728]

Lol that girl paying less than $500 for a floor ticket is impressive, considering my coworker literally spent $4k on a floor ticket right next to the stage when Swift came to Cincy... Dude.

[@yeetmeister6969]

Sounds like your coworker got scalped unfortunately, sorry that happened to them. I’m a relatively new Swiftie but that kind of money belongs better in a savings or 401k than just one concert, even some of the prices for other seats are ridiculous

[@sm5728]

@@yeetmeister6969 oh she definitely did, but it was also so last minute as well. She didn't even care and had the best night of her life. XD

[@anyalaASMR]

Dude I’m in cinci and you could NOT get through the city when she came. It was insane.

[@moaningpheromones]

yeah, literally.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

I was driving home from my first in-person DnD session and passed my local movie theater around 9:30pm and was thoroughly shocked to see the parking lot (that spans six buildings and two restaurants) packed to the brim with cars. Cars parked by the buildings and restaurants that were closed, up on the lane that is for travel, the grass that separates the lot from the road, EVERYWHERE. I learned later it was opening night for the Swift movie.

[@samanthat7553]

Ohhhh boy you're getting it now, Papa! Please please please do an animated short about her having a cult where she eats her fans after the shows to have the energy go go on for more shows. Maybe sucking the souls out of all her ex's would be good too. But seriously, I've been saying for years that the only reason she's such a big deal is becauae the industry hasn't provided anyyy competition. She'd be average in comparison to, well, anyone else.

[@RecluseBootsy]

Don't forget the underage boy she stalked, going as far as to buy the house next to his parents' to be close to the teenager. 🤔 i wonder if she swallowed his soul.

[@vinterrev1326]

mainstream pop is like that.

[@matthewcaldwell8100]

it's coming, i know it. i think he's going to make her the creature from "the ritual"

[@toastedbabybuns1000]

As someone who is in her main demographic (woman, mid 20s) I cannot comprehend why she's so popular. At least with Michael Jackson he has decades of music, acting, incredible dancing and some of the best singing of the centaury. Taylor does none of those things. Her singing isn't even good, it's generic auto-tune and light fluctuation. I think a lot of young girls see themselves in her- she's basic, with just enough relatability that a lot of young girls who are "basic" can see themselves in her and feel special by proxy.

[@tymothyyoung1530]

Omg yes it's sooo needed. That animation would be soooo good. And imagine the fans reaction 😂

[@hyphangaming]

Swifties can be terrible, but Justin Bieber super fans were batsh!t insane. I remember around 2010 when people found out Justin smoked weed and this one picture went viral where this fan was so angry she carved his name into her forearm, it was gut wrenching. Never in my life have I seen something so insane from a fan.

[@redalertsteve_]

Nah it’s on the same level. Probably already happened for the swifts just nobody reported it

[@AnonFreeze]

I remember hearing about that and 4-Chan decided to do some trolling on Twitter and made #cuttingforbieber or something like that

[@JesseDiebolt]

That was nowhere close to this because Beliebers were mostly preteens. Swifties are all ages. You’ve got fully grown women shrieking in a movie theater and obsessing over her relationships. Calling Travis Kelce “father” and handing him friendship bracelets…. Come on.

[@KillianC1C2]

This was the final video Hunter made. The Swifties took him. RIP

[@GrievousReborn]

Hunter Handcock better known as the popular horror animation KZbin creator MeatCanyon was found brutally murdered the police suspect multiple Taylor Swift fans.

[@KraidTheSpacePirate]

Don't worry. They can birth another clone.

[@spusulri]

I’m sure if you go to LA, someone, Somewhere in the city if lost souls started a Taylor swift church whose motto is, “ to swift, we laugh and cry. In swift, we trust evermore.”

[@collinkeyser6827]

That Probably Exists In LA Somewhere. And For Worship Services They Play Her Music. And For Tithes, They Buy Her Merch.

[@StuckHere-p7c]

Another reason to hate my current city (Chicago). We have traditional masses to this day. We have torn down a few historic churches, but many still exist (and are restored). I would do/pay anything just to come out there. You cultured people (especially where I'm at) don't understand.

[@spiderleenie]

For the past two months, I've gone from being completely apathetic about Taylor Swift to completely hating her. I see her name, and my eyerolling has become a Pavlovian-like response at this point. I'm so sick of seeing her everywhere. To me, her music sounds like paint drying on the wall, in the distant background. It goes in one ear and comes out the other; it makes absolutely no impression on me whatsoever. How she dominates the media and is the most popular artist of all time baffles me. It also doesn't help that her fans are batshit crazy.

[@zachboozer6616]

That’s exactly how I feel. Her songs aren’t terrible, and they’re not great. They’re just painfully average. They’re just so basic and forgettable and don’t make me feel anything at all. And I genuinely tried to find some that I liked but couldn’t lol.

[@FruityHachi]

I find her voice annoying, sounds like she's whining and not singing that too makes me dislike her already average songs

[@AltoClef7813]

finally... somebody who's not afraid to say it. Thank you meatcanyon, you absolute legend

[@hgriff14]

If y’all want to really trigger them talk about how her dad paid for her first album and how she’s never written a song by herself.

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

And when Damon Albarn called her out for this, she blasted him on Twitter until he was harassed into silence.

[@ortareyesfabio7593]

Of course you're gonna trigger people if you are spreading misinformation, she has written most of her songs, with sole writing credits for 119 songs and co-writing credits for 102 songs Although the part about her dad is not exactly fake but honestly I don't get why people get mad about her family supporting her career especially at the beginning

[@johnmuntz4065]

​@@ortareyesfabio7593because her rise to fame wasn't organic. Her rich daddy bought it for her

[@chrissy138]

​@ortareyesfabio7593 but how do you know she has written most of her songs? Like no one of us can really know if she did or not..

[@ortareyesfabio7593]

@@chrissy138 why would she need to fake her songwriting credits in most of her discography?

[@Evan_2-the_sequel]

7:56 if I was in that subway I’d kind of want to just shout “TAYLOR SWIFT IS MID” and just see what happens.

[@doccles17]

before that tho you gotta pay for your funeral lmao

[@noiwvernsonic1358]

They'd rip you in half and then start eating you

[@wolfh9831]

Taylor swift: 6’4” deer woman leading lost maidens deep into the forest

[@BAAMclips]

The only women to ever call me slurs are swifties

[@nitronerd55]

Yep. I've been called slurs by several swifties

[@KARMAFORFUN]

Nah bro they just don't like you 😂

[@KaylaMarie_]

@@KARMAFORFUN…..huh?

[@KARMAFORFUN]

@@KaylaMarie_ exactly

[@kidtmo]

@@KARMAFORFUN huh?

[@HotBoxnChevys]

MeatCanyons rendition of the halo song was freakin sweet 😗🤌🏻