The Dakathani Massacre | HFY | A short Sci-Fi Story

[@Pumbaa856]

"We can't have Space Marines, and we can't have Spartans.....Legionaires it is!" I lol'd

[@notbob8252]

Nice lol

[@KaiHenningsen]

The game companies fucked around and found out.

[@Guardsman-sy8qm]

KTF

[@murasame5071]

there no reasson why you cant have space marines. and if the retarded games wankshop wants to bitch about copyrights , You can always bring out Heinlains Starship Troopers , who was first to use term space marines.

[@JAEUFM]

If the human's armor had the number 117 on it, the planet that arena was on would be experiencing an extinction level event.

[@cameltube-vk7el]

"MC" my man . . . . good copy! /;^) Semper Prorsum ~ Godspeed

[@corybeasley6980]

Yeah well that's what they all say about me and the gravity was lighter than Earth so it made it easier for me to move around faster easily everything in the story is true

[@ShadeThe777]

Aliens : This isn't even fair Humans : That's P R E C I S E L Y the point

[@winsjr8966]

I’m sorry, I ruined a perfectly good like counter for you. The comment was just too good to ignore. Mr Like #70

[@StephenCampbell-yy2xc]

The U.S.M.C.'s unofficial motto is if it's a fair fight you tactics suck

[@normiesalvador1854]

Games Workshop lost their bid to copyright "Space Marine" as it is a term that has been in use in sci-fi since the 1930s. That's why GW began to use "Astartes" instead.

[@emceedoctorb3022]

Well to be fair they had always been know as the Adeptus Astartes but it is only in the wake of the Chapterhouse lawsuit that GW began to more actively refer to them as such.

[@murasame5071]

1930ties ? i was awear of the 60ties. can you please point me to the source/book ?

[@normiesalvador1854]

@@murasame5071 Amazing Stories magazine, Nov. 1932. The short story was "Captain Brink of the Space Marines" by Bob Olsen.

[@northernsupernova1]

now one page rules / grimdark futures has created the term Battle Brothers and Prime Brothers for these soldier types (Havok brothers for their evil counterpart)

[@slugman7070]

@poiujnbvcxdswq GyroJet is what the Bolters based off lol GW can suck that one out their greedy noses XD

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"You abduct OUR soldier and now you complain that he butchered his way out of your murder arena? Talk about stupidity".

[@Rakanarshi2]

That bit with the Space Marines and Spartans came out of nowhere. HAHAHA. was not expecting that.

[@gabornagy1942]

"..a few stockholders went missing.."😁

[@valtiel2589]

HEHEHEHE this was a good one to write. rewrote it twice actually, it seems to have been received well.

[@weirdredpanda]

Awesome! Thank you, and more, please.

[@darrylroederer2680]

This would be a fantastic basis to build a longer story around.

[@player0additem0noif]

Please, sir. Can I have some more?

[@CainEverest]

Whats your username on Reddit? I need to read more of your stuff

[@Berek71182]

1:46 The moment i heard the human being is "7 feet tall" i knew the Aliens are in Trouble.

[@eb7900]

This was the funniest and best short story. The 343 GWS twist is hilarious. Well done.

[@KuDastardly]

When the Doom music kicks in!..

[@jamesludwin6752]

Take away the ape and thats the klingon "courtroom" where kirk and mccoy were tried.

[@thomasinawilliams5091]

This would be a good one for a part two or three or four or five LOL

[@milkeasubi5909]

Did they just unleash the doom guy on themselves?

[@smokinggnu6584]

So they made an entire army of Doomguy?

[@Cathrope1]

Seems so😊

[@HaventSleptIn30Years]

Astartes

[@SachinRana-j2t]

May God have mercy on alien's souls

[@charlescrowell6893]

The announcers distain that turned into terror

[@nm0reira]

The aliens "fucked around" with one Legionnaire and they "found out". Now they were given the option to "Found out" with the rest of the Legionnaires... the rest of the guys also want to have some "fun"...

[@gemmel3197]

Love it. Now if only the ambassadors name was Abe.

[@WiredDragoon]

Someone really needs to start narrating Proximal Flame's "The Last Angel"...

[@MrGeneralissimus]

From this descryption it looks like space Marine to me. Missed something?

[@fancifulMcfight]

Wow. Lots of 'clean' cuts. So Clean!

[@davidsmith6001]

My God this needs to be a book for sure.....

[@JS-mh9uu]

Doomslayers, they made Doomslayers.

[@Spartan135]

*chainsaw noises and brutal metal music*

[@kacpermalina308]

well the legionaries have same training routine as space marines for like 1 year spartans 4-6 years depending on terrain specialization and doom marines training for rest of they service.

[@davidturner4824]

Awesome story.

[@lotmyle5465]

Clean, clean, cleanly, clean.

[@lunercruz5588]

Space Marine and Spartan haha!

[@vanguard9067]

Good one!

[@Boredofmostofit]

Its so basic, but: "these creatures known as humans" never gets Oldenburg :)

[@Boredofmostofit]

meint to say : old=Oldenburg... damn you autocorrection....

[@ZayneLion-xv3fe]

Average Master Chief vs brute W

[@notcherbane3218]

Great narrator I'd like to hear him do sports events and the weather lol

[@sluggishruggish]

Excellent

[@carminedesanto6746]

Absolutely perfect!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenwilson9579]

Brilliant references, Legionnaires FTW. We need something to deal with the murderous religious zealots of the god emperor and his Asstarts.

[@jasonbull6560]

Glorious.

[@hazcat640]

I like this voice.

[@jamiepatterson1214]

Yeah... that human will easily be dead meat. Our gorilla creature will kill another victim. Easily. Um... something didn't go as the arrogant beings believed. When their gorilla creature was cut down to size, then lost its head, there should have been a collective, oh, shit! Instead, there were more and more killed. Even more killed when the soldier learned of the slaves being held. That Ambassador made a strong cause to ban slavery. He also countered their charges against the soldier. It would be a shame to send the other soldiers out to free all slaves. A shame for those species that refused to submit to the proposed new law.

[@butterg9535]

Don't start none won't be none.

[@calebdeming5515]

That pffffft had me dead

[@tin-man5687]

🤔 Geeee... I wonder what decision the council made? 😂😂😂

[@uncharted7954]

Well i guess tha whole Galaxy is fcked. 😂

[@notcherbane3218]

I wish somebody would have the same conversation with a bunch of anime riders over there slavery endorsement

[@revddtunivesralbroadcaststash]

sounds like a SEAL

[@tarzan8575]

sounds like it stopped before the end.

[@mikeloeven]

Lol all this for a pun. Amazing

[@shirosakiishigo]

hilarious just hilarious xD you have slaves, why cant we have super fkin soldiers jajajaja

[@heldermartins8785]

Now, this is funny!!

[@MrJaxparadize]

Is there a part 2?!

[@Jayvetron]

Deci Mah Toooor!

[@DavidBernad-e3m]

Peace and freedom for every one, even if you don't like it. Do yo have a problem? Really? If that the case you can speak to our legionaires. They are wonderful persons.

[@simonglover2996]

Love the joke!!!

[@pauldirac808]

I am Spartacus …..

[@Darkinu2]

You've got the wrong story linked in the description, my guy. Something completely different.

[@DavidBernad-e3m]

DEMOCRACY IN OUR TIME! 😁🤣

[@denalozecon9074]

This is sort of meta; a Human referring to Video Games as if they are as real as he is, and that this 'logically justifies' Humans having Supersoldiers. I do not get the logic really, but the Meta Part is like a book protagonist somehow talking to the author and telling the author "Hey author make this fair, give us Supersoldiers." Odd humor I guess where I understand only part of the intent. But the part I really do not understand is two words "Angrily Helmeted" = what does that mean? How is that different from Soldiers that are merely grumpy while wearing a Helmet? To the author this made sense, but I do not understand it.

[@KaiHenningsen]

Umm ... the reason given why they can have super soldiers wasn't the video games, those were why they couldn't use certain names. The reason why they morally could have super soldiers was that the others had slaves, so they were in no position to question the humans' morals.

[@osanieslana960]

When the DOOM music starts playing...

[@OriginalMergatroid]

Where's the rest of the story?

[@groneberg7385]

lol they got sued by Bungie and 343 rofl

[@cindaschuster6725]

💙👍🏻

[@animecodeofficial]

Why your voice aloud and angery dmt add mods to ai system narru 😂❤

[@lateefpou2986]

Lmfao

[@khepron]

I really want to know how they answered 😂

[@donaldscholand4617]

Pacification by force. FAFO

[@chromacypher8409]

This was a fun listen, until the last 1:45. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@kitcarpo4745]

Um. In these vids, do humans always dominate with extreme prejudice?

[@scifistories1977]

Not always. There is quite a mix on this channel. Try "the black ship" for something longer or checkout the u/WRickWrites playlist or maybe the "the Blink drive" short story.

[@kitcarpo4745]

@@scifistories1977 I played blink dive. good yes.

[@solidsteel3634]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sthrall]

Doomguy

[@scottbrowder8304]

something is wrong with your bot. the only story it will link is "the day the war was won". you need to fix your shit and link the right story and credit the right authors.

[@scifistories1977]

I'll update the link. I do so many. But don't worry, this author has given permission, and they have their own playlist on my channel. They probably commented on the video as well.

[@scottbrowder8304]

@@scifistories1977 thank you:)