The Day Today - Constitutional Crisis Film

[@warmybear1009]

Penny Mordaunt fucking loves this

[@keithramsell9955]

Ignorant, foul-mouthed moron.

[@joeybatmania9327]

This really takes the edge off the Queen dying

[@hughwyethhughwyeth]

This really takes the edge off the Coronavirus

[@miketacos9034]

I must say, this is bigger than huge, it's large.

[@mattlm64]

Can you sum it up in a word?

[@scsutton1]

@@mattlm64 No.

[@mattlm64]

@@scsutton1 A sound?

[@scsutton1]

@@mattlm64 Mwurah.

[@returnoftheredeye]

If you've got a history book, rip it up.

[@tezatheboffin2184]

This really takes the edge off all BBC programming being suspended because of the Duke of Edinburgh

[@joeybatmania9327]

This really takes the edge off everyone and their grandma resigning

[@aphexgothicc]

absolutely pumped for when they'll bust this out soon

[@aphexgothicc]

guess what

[@yaxu]

This really takes the edge off the Brexit. Again.

[@pedrorubiotejero_aka_prt]

Play this only if PM Sunak would punch The King, and, as a result of this, if this would be involved in *some kind of a drubbing incident*

[@AChimpKnockinAbout]

This really takes the edge off the Brexit.

[@greatbritain819]

4 years later and you realise brexit was a good idea

[@Swampsong117]

@@greatbritain819 how has your life been made better?

[@greatbritain819]

@@Swampsong117 vaccines the fact that we get out of lockdown currency is better off than the euro

[@Swampsong117]

@@greatbritain819 the vaccine has absolutely nothing to do with our leaving the eu I’m afraid

[@greatbritain819]

@@Swampsong117 yes it does else they would demand we share it the EU was just a controlling state

[@darkstrife421]

Seems Penny Mordant stole their idea. Demand a peerage, everyone else is!

[@louismiles2340]

ha! heard the first 5 seconds of her video and immediately thought of this

[@jennymckinnon9528]

Penny Mordaunt sends her thanks for the idea

[@hullian1113]

This really takes the edge off the Queen possibly dying. EDIT: Whoops.

[@BazukinBelyugovich]

Now ya done it

[@jackmclean4120]

@@BazukinBelyugovich Well no, that was Truss

[@simonmoore2380]

I’ve always fancied living in Wabznazm....

[@darthkek1953]

It's basically what happens when all the kiddie rapists from Tower Hamlets retire to the country.

[@martinwhittle4281]

can't you sue Penny Mordaunt for copyright breach with her campaign video.

[@CathChris]

Penny Mourdant!

[@Michael-tl2qr]

this really takes the edge off flagshaggers

[@jamesbolivardigriz8252]

right, who's suing penny morduant for an unauthorised derivative work then?

[@Philosoph-ali]

This really takes the edge of the PCC and local elections

[@larrytalbot3824]

From the mind of Boris Johnson.

[@paulnaxius4088]

Jupiter by Gustav Holst. Good choice.

[@thomashall4886]

I vow to thee my country.

[@keithramsell9955]

Hurray! At least ONE civilised, educated comment!

[@DavidMorley]

And now, a party political broadcast by the conservative party

[@frederikjuhl7929]

Went to this video this day.

[@unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956]

I love how the British made the most hideous dog their fricken mascot

[@EleanorPeterson]

Mascot? Well, if you insist. The important point is that we're not trying to compensate for anything, unlike some younger, less adequate, birdbrained nations. We care more about content than appearance, which is why we rate people like Chris Morris higher the Tronald Dump.

[@enzosamuel571]

@@EleanorPeterson the nation voted for boris johnson who is the uk's trump, also this is a satire

[@dylanparker130]

That dog is a very good boy & don't you dare say different!

[@giantrobot5804]

The popularity of the British Bulldog was in large part because of Winston Churchill's good boy Dodo. "Bulldog" was also Churchill's nickname throughout the War to various nations. The official mascot of Britain is actually the noble Lion which is pretty fricken sweet mascot.

[@darthkek1953]

The Cockapoo is the national dog (it's the most popular dog breed BY FAR).

[@evanphillips2126]

This really takes the edge off the Queen snuffing it

[@darkdoescosplays]

We know that conflict will ALWAYS perish in the brotherhood of flags. This is Britain, and everything's alright. Everything's alright. It's OK. It's fine.

[@GnosticAtheist]

This really takes the edge off the end of free speech.

[@cameronfletcher5835]

This is what that Prince Philip shit is like

[@ab8jeh]

Now this satire has become reality. Jesus the Tories are just awful awful human beings if you can call them human beings at all, which of course you can't.

[@keithramsell9955]

Just compare this poisonous venom with Penny Mordaunt's statement that good people are found in ALL political parties.

[@ab8jeh]

@@keithramsell9955 Poisonous venom? Depends on what you mean as good. The conservatives in the last 12 years have done more harm than good in many many ways, driving this country into poverty and widening the gap between rich and poor. Seriously, quoting Mordaunt as some sort of moral compass is laughable. Maybe have a look at her voting record in the commons.

[@milesnixon9554]

Britain, this septic isle.

[@notinspectorgadget]

This really takes the edge off *[INSERT NATIONAL/INTERNATIONAL/GLOBAL ISSUE HERE]*

[@charleshodge6920]

Can imagine the Queen watched this when Harry met silly and bounced off to the States.

[@jacksmith4460]

remember when this was a joke?... (they were still as bad then thy just were less overt)

[@JM19649]

"Spartacus thank you"

[@patchso]

Queens can only move by processing.

[@ahdhudbbh]

RIP Elizabeth II

[@focalpointsound]

This really takes the edge off an internal Tory election. Again.

[@listerofsmeg884]

How the BBC should have handled last Friday

[@cjryan4097]

This really takes the edge off of the Tory Omnishambles of the Day.

[@dominicsear3103]

And again.

[@robertwalpole5376]

This really takes the edge off of the bills that have just heavily restricted protests, hastened the privatisation of the NHS, heavily worsened electoral independence and greatly worsened Roma rights.

[@thomashall4886]

None of this has happened, stop lying

[@dannywlm63]

The flag the greatest flag was upside down

[@mrstephenpariah]

Ben Wallace @ 1:21

[@tezatheboffin2184]

Once again... This really takes the edge off all the BBC programming being suspended because of the death of Queen Elizabeth II. GOD SAVE KING CHARLES III

[@garchompenthusiast]

well isn't this relevant-

[@greatbritain819]

@mrbeast comment on this video because why not