The Death of The Imperium: The Gene Stealers

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Isyander & Koda

Isyander & Koda

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@pancreasnowork9939
@pancreasnowork9939 5 ай бұрын
A quick search of "doom slayer ass out" provides not only the image in question, but several more images of the Doom Slayer with the finest assless chap power armor ever seen!
@philiphockenbury6563
@philiphockenbury6563 5 ай бұрын
Only the fattest ass can scare demons with their clapping.
@azathoththe3rd
@azathoththe3rd 5 ай бұрын
Nice to see pancreas supporting smaller creators. Can't wait for the Ogor Mawtribes do or didn't
@cosmicduo6885
@cosmicduo6885 5 ай бұрын
NEW I WOULD FIND YOU HERE :)
@Torma25
@Torma25 5 ай бұрын
no way you actually googled that shit. Such is the power of Nagash
@DanielBranigan-cn3nz
@DanielBranigan-cn3nz 5 ай бұрын
Such is the power of Nagash.
@GuillotineGirlie
@GuillotineGirlie 5 ай бұрын
In a size based royal family, succession is determined by the current monarch holding the crown over their head while the prospective heirs try to jump up and grab it.
@nateb4930
@nateb4930 5 ай бұрын
I was thinking of size as in muscles, and the line of succession was based on weightlifting and who holds the current record
@GuillotineGirlie
@GuillotineGirlie 5 ай бұрын
Maybe it could be like weighing a hog?
@azathoththe3rd
@azathoththe3rd 5 ай бұрын
Wide putin makes much more sense now​@@nateb4930
@Pragabond
@Pragabond 5 ай бұрын
I think that just makes it into a high jump based royal family. No jumping and THEN its size based
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 5 ай бұрын
It's not what you wrote, it's how you wrote it. Lol
@Dum8kid
@Dum8kid 5 ай бұрын
56:00 Inquisitors were taught that sharing leads to friendship, and friendship is magic, and magic is heresy.
@Leobelial239
@Leobelial239 5 ай бұрын
That leads to Lord Inquisitor Celestia. Friendship is non negotiable.
@antilivvy7373
@antilivvy7373 5 ай бұрын
Dam radicals pumping out magic
@mutantmaster1
@mutantmaster1 5 ай бұрын
My favorite genestealer factoid is that they can infect practically anything, including Orks, but the conflict of the genestealer instinct to say hidden vs the Orky instinct to fight, and the diversion of their warp skills from the Ork hive mind to the Hive Mind, leads to o.g Orks thinking that something's off, and then getting either krumped or shunted to the side of a Waag
@ЯАга-я4л
@ЯАга-я4л 5 ай бұрын
I thought it's because infected orcs become blue and docile
@dukemarriot3671
@dukemarriot3671 5 ай бұрын
​@@ЯАга-я4л Citation needed
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 5 ай бұрын
​@@ЯАга-я4лlet's say both can be true, because that's awesome.
@christophersmith8848
@christophersmith8848 5 ай бұрын
And the fact the orks explanation is that they don't smell right
@kingghoul2324
@kingghoul2324 5 ай бұрын
Is that why purple is the sneaky color?
@isaachaahr8691
@isaachaahr8691 5 ай бұрын
I love the genestealer cult. The quote “a plan a generation in the making” works so well with the meme “they’re in the walls.” Grandpa designed the plans for the building which include secret tunnels when the time is right, dad build the building and and the secret tunnels, and I am the one born at the right time to use these tunnels to out flame the enemy and cut off the retreat.
@soffren
@soffren 5 ай бұрын
They deserve so much better in novel form. Day of Ascension was way too short.
@superpowerhouse653
@superpowerhouse653 5 ай бұрын
Quotes form the boys “DON’T GO TO A SECONDARY LOCATION!” - Koda “I heard Lead tastes Good.” - Isyander
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 5 ай бұрын
Tactical Genius is Rarely achieved by one man.
@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT
@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT 5 ай бұрын
Lead, metallic lead doesn't taste like much. It's lightly harder than chewing gum. The metal itself is also non reactive, so there's no real danger in chewing it unless there's lead powder on it, or you're drinking reactive foods. That would cause sweet flavors to become more detectable. Don't do it though. Don't put stuff in your mouth unless you know it's a good idea.
@braveherogreenleaf6256
@braveherogreenleaf6256 4 ай бұрын
@@TheBigFormerlyPurpleT "Oh dear." - Isyander
@AaronBeSpeedy
@AaronBeSpeedy 5 ай бұрын
Wearing the jeans is a bait!!! They'll steal your jeans while they're on you and then you'll just be naked, which inadvertently makes you Slaanesh bait!!
@NeoIsrafil
@NeoIsrafil 5 ай бұрын
Oh, he doesn't need that to be Slaanesh bait... *Drools* 😂
@Toiletreaper942
@Toiletreaper942 5 ай бұрын
​@@NeoIsrafil my brother what? 💀
@Dracobyte
@Dracobyte 5 ай бұрын
Billie Jean... stealers.
@julejule7
@julejule7 5 ай бұрын
Just...as...planned
@SzelmaAnanas
@SzelmaAnanas 5 ай бұрын
I hate how this comment is not that wrong XD looking at how Gene Stealers are volnerable to excess
@waddledee6729
@waddledee6729 5 ай бұрын
"You get the sudden urge to just... HAVE KIDS" I like to think at least one Genestealer absolutely failed in their mission because they got a dude who just had no game (me)
@azathoththe3rd
@azathoththe3rd 5 ай бұрын
Well if we're being totally honest... It's probably not consensual. It's like a mind control STD.
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 5 ай бұрын
Or the guy who's too good at it and gets caught immediatly with all the wives. (Not me)
@StumpyDaPaladin
@StumpyDaPaladin 5 ай бұрын
Yeah but you're a Genestealer. So think like one. You don't need game if you don't need consent.
@tobymeganbatton1974
@tobymeganbatton1974 5 ай бұрын
​@@StumpyDaPaladin Awful advice when out of context
@commissarAurelion
@commissarAurelion 5 ай бұрын
Genestealers are literal rapists they do not care about consent they are counting on you not having consent why would else would they wait to jump someone that is alone in a dark alley
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm 5 ай бұрын
13:39 you can say it… Say it with me! “…and you get IMPREGNATED. By an OVIPOSITOR.”
@eris902
@eris902 5 ай бұрын
*Claps along on a song beat*
@amgry_leaf8546
@amgry_leaf8546 5 ай бұрын
I mean some people are into that
@LexYeen
@LexYeen 5 ай бұрын
​@@amgry_leaf8546'sup.
@bwood6337
@bwood6337 5 ай бұрын
​@@amgry_leaf8546 Well usually they're into people
@axelmilan4292
@axelmilan4292 5 ай бұрын
**nondescript squelching sounds**
@quincykunz3481
@quincykunz3481 5 ай бұрын
Great video! Couple of clarifications: Nids and stealer behavior is not as ridged and formulaic as people make it out to be. The cultists are OFTEN digested at the end, but particularly effective cults or leaders will be preserved to seed new cults on other worlds, which is a very mixed bag of emotions for them, because they've been given a divine mission from their gods directly... which means they don't get to join them in "heaven" yet. by the same token, the whole snapping people out of it before they hit the acid is a different experience for different people. The hive mind doesn't enjoy the sensation of digesting itself, so it cuts the link to prevent that. If you're a relatively new member of the cult, it's hella traumatic. If you've been drinking the kool-aid for a while, you might not care depending on how much you were told beforehand. Sometimes, if the patriarch is in full psychic-offensive mode, a person can get stung by a purestrain genestealer and struggle to maintain their free will 30 seconds later. If the patriarch is weak or missing, even deeply indoctrinated gen 4 and 5 might feel doubt or confusion at the idea of tyrranids arriving. (Highly recommend "The Day of Ascension" Since it's one of the only books written from a GSC perspective and really SHOWS you how and why they think the way they do. It's a really, really good book.)
@stravisphere5225
@stravisphere5225 5 ай бұрын
Maybe the "reveal what's behind the curtains" move is the hive mind saying "You're already in the hole, there's no way you can escape. Now I no longer need to spend psychic resources to convince you that this is a good thing", and the rational human mind (and the animal mind too I guess) realizes all at once: this is not what I thought it was.
@Jonneh111
@Jonneh111 5 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that's basically it yeah, once your world is too crippled to effectively fight back they release the control because why bother keeping it up. I think it also sometimes happens part way through the invasion or shortly after you've helped them kill most of the unconverted guardsmen, so you're just left standing there, in horrific despair, as you see the swarms finishing the last defenders off and the people being thrown into the digestion pits, knowing you did this and now you're next.
@khrisbreezy3628
@khrisbreezy3628 5 ай бұрын
It's easy to have a bunch of jeans behind you but it was a missed opportunity to not have the jeans there and have them progressively disappearing throughout he video
@alexandreboutaudvalarini5638
@alexandreboutaudvalarini5638 5 ай бұрын
You, sir, are a genius.
@theappleeaters6844
@theappleeaters6844 5 ай бұрын
Jeanius
@khrisbreezy3628
@khrisbreezy3628 5 ай бұрын
@@theappleeaters6844 BRILLIANT
@Jedislayer19
@Jedislayer19 5 ай бұрын
Isyander is like Batman: he tries so hard not to get sidetracked, not because he doesn't want to, but because he worries he won't be able to stop.
@Dagoth_the_rizzler
@Dagoth_the_rizzler 5 ай бұрын
To Isyander: when Tigurius peeked into the hive mind, he felt the hatred directed towards him and probably the rest of humanity. The cruelty of the tyranids could be explained by that but I also find it overkill and I do like the idea of the Rapture
@Olivenotto
@Olivenotto 5 ай бұрын
Maybe it's more a question of creeping the mind control and feel the pain of dying of millions as the half mind or let the control go befor they fall in the passed and don't feel the pain as the half mind. Maybe it's a form of self protection.
@Dokari-l9m
@Dokari-l9m 5 ай бұрын
Wasn’t the hive mind showing malice during the consumption of Baal? The blood angels were making it so mad it got sadistic
@Gregbarlow04
@Gregbarlow04 5 ай бұрын
Big Boss Liz stomping around Buckingham Palace yelling about "Krump dem gits ova dere! Fergit calm n' WAAAAGH!!!"
@azathoththe3rd
@azathoththe3rd 5 ай бұрын
Fetch me mah corgi squiqs
@cameronpearce5943
@cameronpearce5943 5 ай бұрын
I reaaaaaly wanna see Rogue Genestealers fighting against the Tyranids. Like the Scythes of the Emperor who were infected but uses librarian hoods to supress the Broodmind and uses their innate knowledge of the Tyrranids to fight against them with the same efficiency that the Grey Knights fight daemons
@KadeNapier-xo2md
@KadeNapier-xo2md 2 ай бұрын
Oh hell yeah
@stevenpeven258
@stevenpeven258 5 ай бұрын
Chaos is a problem, but genestealers are a whole other kettle of fish. They are like a mould that’s hard to spot until it’s too late. And on top of that, the giant nest of bugs over there happen to find that mould extremely tasty.
@LexYeen
@LexYeen 5 ай бұрын
And they evolved to spread it in advance of their hives.
@friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682
@friendlyneighborhoodinquis1682 5 ай бұрын
my understanding of the acid dissolving thing wasn't that the nids were like, maliciously pulling the blindfold from the genestealer's eyes, but more that 'well we don't need this one anymore, unplug the cable" and the disconnecting from the hivemind is what causes them to have that revelation. That being said I agree that it's a bit much....plus I find the idea that these cultists would just accept their fates with wide-mouthed grins even scarier? who needs a scream of pain, blissful laughter is even more terrifying
@siriusorsomething7431
@siriusorsomething7431 5 ай бұрын
To me the probably scariest thing would be a middleground. Instead of entierly revealing their plan, letting people understand how fooled they’ve been it’d be pretty interesting if the fact that they’re jumping into the pits is mostly manipulation, and a slight bit of psychic powers, not cause it’s needed, but just cause it makes the process go a bit smoother. So instead of the “oh god what have I done” when they release you from that grasp. it’s just, a slight, slight doubt as you fall into the pit. You’re still fully convinced that this is the rapture, that this is salvation and what you’re doing is entirely right, but as you fall and the tiny amount of psychic power they use to get absolute control over you is released and you just feel the slightest bit of doubt. Even without that control you’d most likely jump, but you wouldn’t do it without hesitation.
@AaronBeSpeedy
@AaronBeSpeedy 5 ай бұрын
Or maybe they just enjoy spicy cultist biomass every now and then! A little something extra for the taste bugs buds
@hevytimes
@hevytimes 5 ай бұрын
I'm Canadian and am in AWE of Koda's tuxedo! It's immaculate!
@desertbear4410
@desertbear4410 5 ай бұрын
It's a danady of a set of threads there, buds.
@LexYeen
@LexYeen 5 ай бұрын
I'm Californian and, yeah dudes, same. Excellent fit, Koda.
@MrWeezy312
@MrWeezy312 5 ай бұрын
​@@LexYeena fellow Californian, i second this opinion
@Daemonik
@Daemonik 5 ай бұрын
As another Canadian (yes, we're everywhere!) I second this appreciation of Koda's dress blues.
@dadeffone
@dadeffone 5 ай бұрын
Oh were collecting in the chat eh buds. Great tux Koda
@zombieatom1418
@zombieatom1418 5 ай бұрын
HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!! *Full auto lasgun fire*
@christiankight7170
@christiankight7170 5 ай бұрын
The 13th has been decided!! We got it!! We got it!!!
@jac839
@jac839 5 ай бұрын
41:17 "They have zero concepts of money." neither does the imperium. The lazgun is more expensive than the guardsman.
@SYKRAL1
@SYKRAL1 4 ай бұрын
The Imperium has a lot harder time making lasguns than they do making the hands to hold the lasguns. One of those needs a forgeworld, and the other can be made on literally any world.
@grunhold
@grunhold 5 ай бұрын
8:10 From the Cain Novels, when he was with the Reclaimers, it was mainly repeated attacks to weaken the ceramite, or specifically targeting the joints and helmets. Though their claws *are* sharp enough to leave rents in ceramite with normal swipes!
@reiddavis6488
@reiddavis6488 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, but I feel like an important addition to that is that pure strain genestealers in general are also like terrifyingly strong per dark heresy they have a strength of 55, which puts them basically on par with unarmored space marines. So they’re more than capable of just ridiculous feats of strength if they really want to do them.
@Stannyboyyyyyy
@Stannyboyyyyyy 5 ай бұрын
YES, LETS GOOOOOOO
@MrSailing101
@MrSailing101 5 ай бұрын
Hive fleet Levithan arrives to Terra. Emperor: *Get's off golden throne* "At last, humanity's salvation is here!"
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 5 ай бұрын
Right? That's kinda like how I feel. Both Big E and The Silent King got together in the warp, like. "We need help." Don't believe me!? Neuron souls went _somewhere_ didn't they!?
@MrSailing101
@MrSailing101 5 ай бұрын
@@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz I was joking about the emperor being a genestealer
@1evilgsta1
@1evilgsta1 5 ай бұрын
BLASPHEMY
@themagicindian2510
@themagicindian2510 5 ай бұрын
Since they brought up the chestburster scene from Alien, here's a fun fact: not a single actor/actress in that scene knew that that was going to happen other than John Hurt so those reactions were all genuine reactions by them.
@benjaminbierley2074
@benjaminbierley2074 5 ай бұрын
If I remember the behind-the-scenes commentary, the other actors including Sigorny were told that it was a scene with them eating around the table which didn't set off any alarm bells cause if I recall the movie had other slow-paced scenes...but then John's character starts going haywire. The reaction of one of them getting splashed by the blood is 100% genuine cause she did NOT see it coming.
@The0Stroy
@The0Stroy 5 ай бұрын
"Of course, we worship being with six limbs! Sangunius was greatest of primarchs!" - an unaware member of the genestealer cult.
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 6 күн бұрын
That's annoyingly fair
@renatogomezfaundez8019
@renatogomezfaundez8019 5 ай бұрын
"its posible for a high lord to be a genstealer" just before G-man woke up it was half the counsil
@dafio2710
@dafio2710 5 ай бұрын
Hey what a coincidence, you guys put out a genestealer cult video after I recently done a genestealer cult army but as skaven (cheesestealer cult). A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 Ай бұрын
cheese stealers are fun. what would you think of a backyard mechanicum? Perhaps one that is fond of cheese, crackers, an animal companion, and often has the wrong trousers.
@Shaemon_h
@Shaemon_h 5 ай бұрын
"Day of ascension" on audible does answer the question about genestealers sending out infected people for the tithe. If I remember right, they need a magus or similar leader to get them to activate
@MoriaGecko1
@MoriaGecko1 5 ай бұрын
I liked that book but it was wayyyyyy to short for 16$
@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 5 ай бұрын
16:15 Ok that one was fire, I didn’t see Isyander laugh like this ever since the uncanny trenches XD
@jidk6565
@jidk6565 5 ай бұрын
What episode was the uncanny trench again?
@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950
@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950 5 ай бұрын
@@jidk6565 The Tau one, before Farsigth.
@CalebGrizmode
@CalebGrizmode 5 ай бұрын
Size based royalty is immediately a new homebrew rule for my dnd campaigns
@ewanhogg3068
@ewanhogg3068 5 ай бұрын
1:13:22 You forget, Isyander, that being messily torn apart by Tyranids and having your soul snuffed out by the Hive Mind's power isn't even close to the worst potential fate in 40K. The Genestealer Cults *do* have a win condition, and it's called 'never having to worry about getting used as a tormented instrument in Slaanesh's Orchestra of Eternal Misery and Pain (The Bad Kind) or something like that'. Heck, the Cult of the Rusted Claw basically uses that as its recruitment pitch!
@Shankshire
@Shankshire 5 ай бұрын
What if the reason the hivemind cuts you off before you die is to stop you from joining it. Imagine the hivemind having to think with the thoughts of countless prey screaming rapturously in its ears. It’s presence in the warp could go from braying sheep to the organic singularity real fast if that was the case.
@tVt2000
@tVt2000 2 ай бұрын
New headcannon
@sarahthesarah2850
@sarahthesarah2850 Ай бұрын
The reason nids don't incorporate chaos into the hive mind.
@josephjenott931
@josephjenott931 5 ай бұрын
Watching Isyander break over the idea of BIG LIZ was hilarious.
@SirusEinzla
@SirusEinzla 5 ай бұрын
Koda, if you over commit to the bit, you won't just have Jeanstealers at your door. You'll also have Slaanesh.
@LaBrokenOne
@LaBrokenOne 5 ай бұрын
9:34 koda with the psychic damage is on point today
@jacobargyle1517
@jacobargyle1517 5 ай бұрын
As a Brit, I assure you the BBC is far too professional to have a height chart of our monarchs. The Sun on the other hand…
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm 5 ай бұрын
7:53 Hi boys, I GM a Dark Heresy game for some friends. They were getting great at combat and a little cocky. The main soldier was hard to hurt with his Tempestus DR6 carapace armour. And then they faced their first genestealer … (technically they were chased by one in their very first “prologue” adventure, and I had to set it up to ensure they actually escaped. They made friends with a guy who was trying to recruit them into his GS cult). NOW THEY HAVE LEARNED FEAR! Purestrain stealer claws have an armour piercing value of 12! They have four arms… they can go all out on you and inflict something like 48 points of damage in a game where a tough veteran guardsman might have 13 Hit Points. Even an Astartes might have 20 HP, and THAT is how a genestealer can literally cleave a marine in half! Their claws are like meltaguns! It was a fun fight 😂
@magosofmars8410
@magosofmars8410 5 ай бұрын
i had a ganger character in my dark heresy campaign also be ripped apart by a genestealer mine was a random encounter on a small space hulk
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm 5 ай бұрын
@@magosofmars8410 Well, I know your GM was probably enjoying himself 😀 They are definitely one of the most fun things to control and roll dice for. And they can squeeze through holes no one expects, which also terrifies players 😂
@magosofmars8410
@magosofmars8410 5 ай бұрын
@@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm i certainly wasn’t expecting to be ripped to shreds checking a supply room thats for sure
@verigone2677
@verigone2677 5 ай бұрын
The Nids have crashed hard on Ultramar twice, caused tons of death and destruction, but the wave broke upon the walls of their Empire and the lake was still once again.
@JunkNetwork123
@JunkNetwork123 5 ай бұрын
21:43 I think thats the first time either of them have said fuck
@scareborne
@scareborne 5 ай бұрын
I was wondering if others noticed as well now I know lol
@TouhouEXPolaros
@TouhouEXPolaros 5 ай бұрын
12:25 Was that a clever Scp Reference? Cuz it's a Hella funny and clever comparison.
@OMEGACLAM
@OMEGACLAM 5 ай бұрын
FOUR.FUCKING.PIXELS!!
@otakugamer6913
@otakugamer6913 5 ай бұрын
Oh nice, what a great thing to see after work, (also a vote for the thousand sons)
@TheOneandOnlyQuack
@TheOneandOnlyQuack 5 ай бұрын
Yes, the Thousand Sons need some attention.
@w0t3rdog
@w0t3rdog 5 ай бұрын
Imagine if Elizabeth had died giving birth to her first child, immediately putting it in ditect line to the throne. BOOM, 2 METERS TALL BABY
@persona9709
@persona9709 5 ай бұрын
16:13 and the folks is why I subbed to this channel.... you gotta love the back an forth between em. Never a dull moment.
@hauntedfungus9884
@hauntedfungus9884 5 ай бұрын
Watching Iysander break is sooooo great, Koda, do it again!
@jamesgolden9293
@jamesgolden9293 5 ай бұрын
I believe the reason that the "veil" is lifted right before the cultists die is because through all of the generations, every spawn is linked to the Patriarch's version of the hive mind and when the main hive fleet arrives, it reabsorbs all of them into the greater hive mind except the hybrid cultists, who are left with the thoughts and memories of what they have done.
@mr.ashenfire2624
@mr.ashenfire2624 5 ай бұрын
The premise of the Royal Family being the size of the Gods from Dark Souls is the most hilarious shit ive ever heard. Gigantic Charles.
@darrenchurch4523
@darrenchurch4523 5 ай бұрын
Sanguinius Episode when?
@paulosantos3073
@paulosantos3073 5 ай бұрын
Yes sanguinius EP plss
@rowanwinged
@rowanwinged 5 ай бұрын
No, it gets worse. The Tyranids show you the 'how' not out of malice, but out of a cold logic. A last effort to show you they have every intent on using your biomass to good effect. To them it's just the way of life. Showing it to you is a mercy. A sign of respect. To show you your future as a new part of the great cycle maw of the galaxy. UNTIL ALL BECOME ONE!
@Silverwing2112
@Silverwing2112 5 ай бұрын
18:29 honestly the running height chart is more of an ITV thing, but only my British homies are gonna get that.
@Lugubrious69
@Lugubrious69 5 ай бұрын
We need a Peter Turbo episode boyz. IRON WITHIN!! IRON WITHOUT!!
@daisyjoy242
@daisyjoy242 5 ай бұрын
Their is one
@Lugubrious69
@Lugubrious69 5 ай бұрын
@@daisyjoy242 There is Iron Warriors episode on youtube. Not the Primarch deep dive.
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 5 ай бұрын
"The fear adds..... spice." - Tyranid hivemind.
@carna-9501
@carna-9501 5 ай бұрын
They steal jeans!!! -Ordo Xenos, probably Edit: after rewatching and thinking, the conspiracy theory works to a point. Space Marine Apothecaries would notice during testing that some new recruits are part xeno, not abhuman, not normal human. This would lead to the genestealers getting found after the chapter back tracked where these impure recruits came from and informing the Ordo Xenos
@weldonwin
@weldonwin 5 ай бұрын
Broooood Looooord Kuuuuuuuuuun... - Drunken Ordo Xenos Lady
@JohnDobak
@JohnDobak 5 ай бұрын
0:27 you could make the balaclava out of pre-torn jeans. Pretty Jeanius idea no?
@tsliger8162
@tsliger8162 5 ай бұрын
Gene cult was always like 1 of my fav armies but now I think they are THE fav of mine lol love watching these guys they are so much fun to watch. Cause like I love 40k lore and want to learn more about it and they are really good at helping me with that keep up the awesome work Isyander and Koda.
@allochervenkall9819
@allochervenkall9819 5 ай бұрын
Before this episode, "I wonder why genestealer cults aren't a part of tyranid armies." After this episode, "Oh, they become the cult punch drink."
@spin6872
@spin6872 5 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie I really wanna see a weird concept What if genestealers tried to live on a chaos cult world Like one started on a world of a chaos cult
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm 5 ай бұрын
11:20 There’s a theory he can see more than he lets on. He trolls people with his ability to see/not see. Sometimes he seems to be STRONGLY hinting about it…
@theironworks6797
@theironworks6797 5 ай бұрын
17:09 Remember, Big Lizzy isn't real. She can't hurt you. Seeing you two just lose it over a dumb joke is a real treat.
@daisyjoy242
@daisyjoy242 5 ай бұрын
I can’t do the dishes because how hard I was laughing
@theironworks6797
@theironworks6797 5 ай бұрын
@@daisyjoy242 Imagine if something hypothetically wiped out the UK except for the Queen, so now you have this continent-sized old woman going Godzilla on everyone else.
@RavingRozeComms
@RavingRozeComms 5 ай бұрын
GENESTEALERS ARE HERE! The thirteenth poll is only a formality, the Despoiler will strike!!! And Trazyn has to throw a ringing bell in the Webway and let the Eldar deal with it. EDIT: Someone took my my questions and ran with it!!!! Dude, that's amazing!!!
@aizoid4735
@aizoid4735 5 ай бұрын
Shoutout to the blåhaj at the back
@benotar358
@benotar358 5 ай бұрын
The full jean outfit did not disappoint!
@jake...
@jake... 5 ай бұрын
I’m putting in another vote for the Crimson Fists and their battle of Rynn’s World! 💪
@travisdewing5564
@travisdewing5564 5 ай бұрын
Koda your shenanigans are amazing keep making Isyander sigh deep and pinch his furrowed brow, you are doing the emperors work
@asimplearc3245
@asimplearc3245 5 ай бұрын
Amazing content my guys. You two really do an amazing job in bringing attention to details that a lot of the WH40k fan base doesn't really think about (like the secret Genestealer empires) and how they spread from planet to planet using medicine, food, and basic travel (I know it's just a theory, but it's now canon in my head). Awesome job, lots of love ❤.
@michaelesser7901
@michaelesser7901 5 ай бұрын
There is lore about genestealer cults running entire lines of rouge traders. And a dope book about it. Also the big blue man decided mandatory genetic testing at every port and all comanders done by the mechanicus
@chongonugs
@chongonugs 5 ай бұрын
"What are you doing Step-Hive Queen?!" - some smurf stuck in a dryer probably
@gazdesook336
@gazdesook336 5 ай бұрын
Isyander was gifted with a verbal dictionary of Shakespeare, and is shackled to kodas madness
@Poisedanubis85
@Poisedanubis85 5 ай бұрын
Oh boys I’ve just started collecting tyranids after nearly 30 years and this love your discussions about my beautiful cosmic horrors
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 5 ай бұрын
I need to get a Hive. I want to be a Bastard, and spawn as much, all the time, as possible. Because I am a bastard.
@Poisedanubis85
@Poisedanubis85 5 ай бұрын
@@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz dad your back with your cigarettes lol
@zacharyclapp1072
@zacharyclapp1072 5 ай бұрын
Hey, weird theory: -Horus is not as dead as we thought, though still pretty dead. -Before he died, Horus realized the horror of what he did, and regretted. -He was killed by big E. -Big E is turning into a god that can resurrect people. -Gods need avatars. -So what if Big E resurrects Horus, since he knows where all the bits are and can put them back together, and has him be his Avatar to redeem himself. Evens things out, and has an interesting dynamic where THE BIGGEST TRAITOR is now having to redeem himself and fight along side the people he betrayed.
@iron-thorne
@iron-thorne 5 ай бұрын
I doubt GW has that fine of an eye for story these days...
@Grimmance
@Grimmance 5 ай бұрын
7:48 you're underselling how terrifying genestealers are, they can take out tanks and dreadnought single handely.
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 5 ай бұрын
Yeah, trying to hug it! You just don't understand. Hive Mind is love. Be eaten, become love. You don't _die_ you join the love! That sweet, chitinous love!
@junongun
@junongun 5 ай бұрын
Great Job Koda! The reactions between you two are what makes this show go from great to PHENOMENOL! Keep committing to the bits!
@haruzadori1735
@haruzadori1735 5 ай бұрын
45:35 you are correct, a lot of lead containing organic compounds taste sweet
@pantasticlaire3966
@pantasticlaire3966 5 ай бұрын
Lead (acetate?) used to be use as a sweetener in wine during the Roman Empire iirc. Cups were often times made of lead or a lead alloy to impart that sweetness passively
@bigbird772
@bigbird772 5 ай бұрын
​@@pantasticlaire3966 I have read that the Romans used to think that amethyst would help prevent the spirit poisoning from their lead acetate sweetened wine.
@badroady
@badroady 5 ай бұрын
1:10:00 i think one of the instances of genestealer cultists losing their divine sight for tyranids was when they literally saw them as like- the holy golden emperor and such. I'm with you on not remembering where i heard it from, but they thought they were walking up to the emperor and his sons, in all their shiny glory, only to: *snap* ~ that's a mob of space monsters eating you and your family. Oops. Now you're dead.
@isaachaahr8691
@isaachaahr8691 5 ай бұрын
My favorite cult concept is the cult of the four armed emperor. The best workers a planetary governor could ever ask for! So they do ask for them and these guys get exported all over the imperium to spread how they do such great work. 1:06:45 so that is actually the standard. Everyone that survives the plant getting taken over by the tyranids will be mind controlled into wntered the acid pits. And in a grim dark twist the hive mind retreats from the cultist consciousness as they are falling towards that acid allows them to contemplate everything they did for the nids before the end.
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 5 ай бұрын
"Praise be, the Four Armed Emperor! His many hugging arms embrace and bless! How can I, a mere finger of an arm, serve thee." Yeah, I'm all over that canon. Lmao
@easyusprime4639
@easyusprime4639 5 ай бұрын
ABADDONS 13TH POLE WILL COME YES
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm
@SebaztienHawke-ci5hm 5 ай бұрын
16:25 😂😂 👏 👏 👏 Genuinely funny!
@kvfxlonewolf2684
@kvfxlonewolf2684 Ай бұрын
I love watching you guys and I’ve learned a lot about the lore of this universe which is awesome. Listening to the genestealer info though I think captures the thing I don’t like about Warhammer which is EVERYONE is OP so no one is OP. The problem is that most factions are military OP. Given the huge amount of time that has elapsed in 40k how have they not taken entire swathes of the universe? They take over a few planets, produce a bunch of the Gen that makes people want to have babies and spread the corruption and launch them at any and all neighboring planets. They spread the sick and repeat. Instead of focusing on one world why wouldn’t they be constantly throwing more virus into the distance so every year there’s another gene stealer world that comes into existence. Not only could they have an entire galaxy go gen 6 murder armies rip things apart but they could leave the previous worlds as is for the Tyranids feed stations since they’re going to sacrifice themselves anyways. Like I’m all for the immense sword meets hardened shield and X wins which is normal but with how fragile the state of the imperium is if you not holes in the supports like genestealers easily could how are has the imperium not lost? Other than the real world logic of “we can’t kill our universe which is how we make money” 😂
@Eckskalibur
@Eckskalibur 5 ай бұрын
They comin’ for your Levi’s!
@zaelnoxious7065
@zaelnoxious7065 5 ай бұрын
Koda's jeans remain unstolen, we've been scammed
@glue3850
@glue3850 5 ай бұрын
YAYY!!! :3
@darrianweathington1923
@darrianweathington1923 4 ай бұрын
"average human life... 10 cent... TENCENTS" One of these days Koda isn't just going to fly to close to the sun, he's going to be yeeted into the sun...
@kuroshine
@kuroshine 5 ай бұрын
It's that BBC radio segment where the dance music pauses "we regret to inform you the royal prince has suddenly gown several centimeters" music resumes
@StumpyDaPaladin
@StumpyDaPaladin 5 ай бұрын
The only thing this show taught me is that the Death Corp of Krieg is actually an ascended GSC. All those happy gas mask noises are from"vat grown humans" that just happen to have blue skin and receding hairlines. And "every once in a while" kill a choas space marine with a shovel. Given what is known about the history of Krieg; a GSC 0:20 a spanner or three into the works when the planet rebels seems HIGHLY possible. The only issue is that whatever hive fleet they were preparing for didnt show up, so they just got stuck in pretending to be dutiful imperials for waaaaaay too long. The only thing stopping them from going full tyranid and making a new hive fleet was the insurrection destroying the biosphere. After that was resolved, the imperial navy was ALWAYS there ferrying all those new krieger regiments all over the place.
@bourneco
@bourneco 5 ай бұрын
Could we get a Raptors' Chapter episode? Their first major short-story was just released, 'The Shot That Kills You', and it was genuinely amazing. Would love to hear your guys' take on it.
@NaClisSalty
@NaClisSalty 5 ай бұрын
In regards to the royalty and heights joke I simply have one thing to say: Big Elizabeth… BIG E! It all makes sense, everything’s connected! Break out the red string and the corkboard boys!
@fillymcwinkenbob4234
@fillymcwinkenbob4234 2 ай бұрын
So, to sum up what I'm hearing with an analogy: Gen 1 - the seed is planted in the garden Gen 2 - the seed grows into a bush with shallow roots Gen 3 - the bush develops a deep root system Gen 4 - the plant begins choking out every other plant in the garden Gen 5 - the plant's offshoots have replaced every plant in the garden Gen 6 - the entire plant flowers and fruits at once
@Ben-jl2rh
@Ben-jl2rh 5 ай бұрын
When he said size based Monarchy I didn't think tall, I thought fat. I was just imagining the entire royal family being morbidly obese & freakishly tall trying to vie for power through sheer girth & belly weight like Sigmar Ogres
@HobbesEatsCalvin
@HobbesEatsCalvin 5 ай бұрын
Haven't watched a vid in a while, but I listen often on my hour commute. First thought about the discussion about lighting and I laughed as Koda looks like Casper and Iysander is lit perfectly Edit: had the names switched around lol 27:56 27:57
@balesclan5603
@balesclan5603 2 ай бұрын
I’m starting to feel attacked by these male pattern baldness jokes. Also 12 hour Horus Heresy video when?
@uRicable
@uRicable 5 ай бұрын
I normally catch you on the Podcast but had to check the YT just for Koda's commitment to Jean-cause!
@dannyboichavez1641
@dannyboichavez1641 5 ай бұрын
WERE IN THE WALLS BABY GLORY TO THE 🌙 TRUE GODS 🌙. (dusty boys next please [thousand sons])
@RethShannar
@RethShannar 5 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the 'calmly walking into the digestion pits' was in the 2nd ed Tyranid codex. Mostly because I recognise it, and I haven't really read any 'nids codex since then.
@erikvale3194
@erikvale3194 5 ай бұрын
46:00 1800s? No, Romans new lead was bad. But they also knew it tasted sweet. Artificial sweetener, at the cost of brain damage.
@esmith8818
@esmith8818 5 ай бұрын
Oh yeah man, lead can taste sweet Aside from dust and moisture leeching lead into you, another big problem with many formulations of lead paint was that very young kids would lick it or eat paint chips because they were literally living in a house that tasted like candy
@bobdole6383
@bobdole6383 5 ай бұрын
This episode is why i watch I&Y. You guys are hilarious. Also, WATCH THE THING HOLY SHIT.
@topcat59
@topcat59 5 ай бұрын
I’m betting many people in the imperium ( before they learned what a Genestealer was ) likely thought that they were just a normal imperium cult that was made up of mutants that had a warp view of the emperor and never questioned it at the time.🐱
@expendableexplosive550
@expendableexplosive550 5 ай бұрын
Day 23 of asking for Tyranid splinter fleets (Kraken, Kronos, Tiamat, Gorgon, etc…)
@A_Wet_Duck
@A_Wet_Duck 4 ай бұрын
re: the lead cups that's because red wine is slightly acidic, and contains acetic acid, which reacts with the lead in the cups to make lead acetate. Which is sweet! and extremely neurotoxic. But sweet!
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