The Death Star Safety Inspection

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

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[@SageKasuto]

I imagine the next safety inspector will be most cooperative.

[@zawatsky]

@@SageKasuto учитывая, что инспекцию по безопасности направило одно из имперских ведомств, которое, в свою очередь, подчиняется Императору, после такого Империя прекратит финансировать проект. А Сидиус, наконец, добьёт своего обнаглевшего ученика...

[@jackmckeown7601]

I love that the last thing he was gonna check was the vents, he might have point out how they could be a weak point

[@viddog6457]

Yep

[@NitpickingNerd]

they are ray shielded . no weapon can get in. except maybe Proton torpedoes but they're rare and expensive , no way the rebels have them . unless they had someone rich backing them up and buying expensive weapons for years

[@lindahamilton2996]

sometimes the best way to deal with your problems… Is the choke your problems

[@jackmckeown7601]

@@lindahamilton2996 Good parenting advice

[@lindahamilton2996]

@@jackmckeown7601 Thanks! I am also the reason the dislike button is gone because I told this advice to youtube!

[@KingOfMadCows]

Isn't it suspicious that the rebel who blew up the Death Star was Vader's son? Seems to me like Vader had the station blown up so he can collect the insurance money to pay off all the fines for its safety violations.

[@Billinois78]

Of course, the media from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away doesn't want to talk about it.

[@bullno1]

I knew it! X-Wing fuel can't melt Mandalorian steel beam.

[@bgbuilds2712]

The Death Star was an inside job.

[@pinklightninggacha]

Yep that's canon Vader contacted obiwan to do an insurance scam

[@wmooring]

I've heard his son was sneaking around the place the previous day, accompanied by Vader's old mentor. And wasn't it convenient how Vader *just happened* to be off-base in a fighter when the whole thing blew up? Wake up, sheepledroids! DEATH STAR 1 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

[@Goat-on-a-Stick]

Looks like he caught Vader in one of his better moods!

[@Beardless-Soul]

He almost lasted a full 3 minutes before killing him, that's a new record.

[@tahjwelch3393]

Love that when the safety inspector hit his head you used the sound of the stormtrooper donking his head from a new hope

[@cruleo]

fun fact, that sound effect was actually added into the re-release of a new hope after people pointed out that the storm trooper hit it's head, which was completely unintentional!

[@tahjwelch3393]

@@cruleo wow I never knew that I just thought all stormtroopers were miced but that's actually way funnier

[@rinzler9171]

Wait when did that happen in New Hope?

[@tahjwelch3393]

@@rinzler9171 I don't know when exactly but I believe it was when Luke and the others entered the death star pr around there

[@susanaalmeida593]

I like how accurately in-character Darth Vader is here, I honestly believe this is how the real Darth Vader would react to and deal with a safety inspector.

[@foks0054]

Nice pfp

[@foks0054]

Oh shoot i didn’t realize it said nice lol

[@multicatkid]

@@foks0054 lol

[@NinjaBray]

He'd probably just kill him outright.

[@connorschultz380]

I feel like he would have been killed earlier, but otherwise true

[@imranahmad-uh9fi]

Funny that Vader himself denied the safety guy saving his death star by murdering safety guy before he could check the vents.

[@robertbouley7697]

A pull from the Light side, perhaps? Through murder?

[@Matt-yg8ub]

Putting more signage on the exhaust port would’ve only have made it easier for Luke

[@Hoehlenmaensch]

Vader isnt actually as evil as portrayed in the movies. He's just frustrated with safety inspectors

[@sebastiancoar1991]

Ghosts of Younglings: "We would like to have a word with you".

[@UnknownSquid]

Being _THIS_ complacent with literal death-trap safety standards, does kinda strike me as rather evil.

[@tyrongkojy]

The mouse droids actually work AS the signage. They guide people around these behemoth ships and stations.

[@ryokkeno]

While true, matte black on a dark metal deck is still a hazard, perhaps a shiny paint job on the top or just using a naturally brighter paint to make them a little less of a tripping hazard.

[@kenl.6340]

DUDE. You missed such a great opportunity with the Dianoga in the garbage disposal... YOU MUST DO ANOTHER SAFETY INSPECTION VIDEO

[@NFITC1]

That's an excellent point! I always wondered how that thing ended up there anyway. It's so out of place.

[@SCVC123]

Or have him look at the plans & exhaust port and point out that the whole station could blow up. LOL.

[@SageKasuto]

@@kenl.6340 Please!

[@RadicalEdward2]

I would love is someone that’s OSHA certified actually went through an in-depth analysis of the Death Star and list off everything wrong with it. Remember, the room with the tractor beam lever that Obi Wan was in didn’t have a railing either and that one’s also a confined space. There’s also the chasm that Luke jumped across. And let’s not forget the giant trash compactor with no emergency shut off switch inside in the event that someone falls in that can only be deactivated via ported terminal. There’s also the fact that the laser room at the end exposes the workers to immeasurable amount of radiation whenever it’s fired.

[@el_zinga]

Yep, totally saw the ending coming. The safety inspector should have seen it coming, too.

[@SamSung-xz7jt]

What if Vader had shown the maintenance guy his home planet being blown up?

[@kevlarvest7375]

As soon as they stood in the room, that whole scene played in my head exactly how I watched it mere moments later.

[@worldlylexicon671]

If Vader hadn't murdered him, he would have eventually found the exhaust port weakness and reported it. The Empire would have won.

[@theuncalledfor]

"What do you _mean,_ it's ray-shielded? Does this shaft _look_ like a blaster bolt could travel its length and hit the reactor?! It would hit the walls! This needs a _particle_ shield, not a _ray_ shield! That's even more points off."

[@glauberglousger956]

Considering it was a one in a million chance, and it required force shenanigans I get no Jedi was expected to be alive, but still

[@Rh1n02]

I love the head knocking reference Holy shit I laughed for 12 straight second when I saw that

[@warehouselead]

I was a Safety Chairman for a grocery store chain, and in charge of safety at a regional warehouse for a salvage company. This guy sounds just like me!

[@Archone666]

And let me guess. The managers hated you and called you a bully, right? Before whining about how regulations strangle the economy and blah blah blah?

[@warehouselead]

@@Archone666 Yes! And the grocery store manager would tell me that safety costs come out of his bonus and he didnt want to lose his bonus...

[@Archone666]

​@@warehouselead Yep. Too many either never heard of Triangle Shirtwaist, or think the company did nothing wrong.

[@randomstf3935]

The animation is getting better and better

[@Vahmung]

I am a mechanical engineer in MEP Consulting. Star Wars has always been a trigger for me in Life Safety concerns.

[@ichihoseto8783]

Vader knows that if he fails the death star safety inspection, it's not his fault. It would be Tarkin's.

[@dawesome_sauce]

The inspector's head bump with the door frame was a lovely *nod* to A New Hope.

[@leif1k]

That cape is on some bayonetta level demon hair bullshit

[@Darth_Xionn]

Vaders cape physics had me cracking up the whole time.

[@werdna1969]

And your trash compactor doesn’t have any motion sensors! What if someone falls into it?

[@JinKee]

Motion sensors would be constantly tripped by the Dianoga in the trash compactor

[@shilohbridgewater6407]

Fun fact : at 1:47, mouse droids were also used to lead people around to their destinations through the maze, since you know, there were no markings 😆

[@BrockLee3]

I'm glad that safety inspector didn't see the trash compactor.

[@Lu666Ka600AA]

Had Vader just waited for the ventilation unit inspection ...

[@Presofcamelot64]

Thats the true purpose of the Death Stars laser. Not to destroy planets, just to destroy inspectors

[@DarthBil1]

I love that the victory music from the end of the movie plays when the Safety Inspector dies.

[@Ghiaman1334]

Yeeeeah maybe Vader should have shown him the ventilation shafts *before* the superlaser

[@Conta_Minated]

Having absolutely no safety railings is central design principle here. Just take a look at the place where we put the controls for the tractor beam generator coupling. If you slip in there, you'll have several minutes to say your prayers before you finally hit the floor.

[@MinishDude]

Didn't even get to the tractor beam control... Narrow ledge next to a giant pit, no railings...

[@nobbyfirefly57]

Handrails, people! Handrails!

[@CosmicCleric]

I wonder how the safety inspector would have rated the rebels Hoth base? Or the Ewok village? Very low railings.

[@cruleo]

He'd definitely have something to say about ion cannons and how they had to lower all of the shields around the base to shoot the thing, which wasn't even all that effective against the empire's destroyers.

[@tylerpaulson6689]

Nice use of the head bonk on the door thar

[@brokentoes6721]

I would watch 2.5 hours of that safety inspector over all the sequels of Disney Star Wars.

[@sol666]

They lose more safety inspectors that way in the Empire.....at some point Vader even enacted "ORDER 166" to kill them all.....one of the many reasons why a death star just happened to have an open exhaust port leading straight to the core.

[@tylerramage9822]

I love that after this I get an add for floor tape safety. The a.i is learning

[@theuncalledfor]

"So, where's our safety inspector?" "He had an... accident." "So you completely and UTTERLY failed the inspection, then. The Death Star is hereby SHUT DOWN indefinitely, with the authority invested in us by the Emperor himself!"

[@Edward2Fan47]

Emperor: I afraid shutting down is denied… I authorized to Death Star to be built to show what would happened if anyone would dare oppose me. Even the inspectors.

[@rjmacready505]

How did the Safety Inspector not see that coming in the last scene? He should have inspected...his own safety.

[@LadyQ_1169]

He's an inspector, not an expector.

[@connorleff]

I want to say how impressive this looks. Well done!

[@MatthewMcCleskey]

Thank you!

[@Pictures.foundation]

Most impressive

[@EnderMalcolm]

Vacuuming. (Star Wars predicts the Roomba)

[@4589dude]

I expected this whole video to be about the infamous exhaust port, but I'm not disappointed.

[@vg2448]

This is 100% why the rebels so easily blew up the Death Star. It wasn't up to standard. Darth Vader and the Empire took shortcuts so he could build the Death Star cheaply and quickly. Comedically every evil empire IRL did the same thing with their major projects. It's why we got stuff ranging from Chernobyl, Jets, War Ships, Cars, and beyond being laughable disasters that go boom.

[@SilverEyesYT]

He took a direct trip to Alderaan at the end. 💀

[@PoutingTrevor]

The Death Star was way windier than I thought

[@NotWorthToMention]

Love how the bridges close like in the force unleashed at the end!

[@BingusDev123]

2:41 Vader: oh no he fell into it and died, anyway.

[@flame_inferno2786]

I DON’T GET IT!! WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR VIDS SO GOOOOOD!!!

[@JoeBorrello]

I lost it when he bumped his head. Nice deep cut.

[@dr.veronica6155]

The funniest thing is that the Death Star laser firing like that down that shaft with those dudes just off to the side was actually canonically extremely dangerous. Basically everybody who had that job got super cancer because of the radiation the beam gave off every time it fired.

[@BenjaminRegen]

Also the laser was fired at the inspector's home planet.

[@alllrytee1003]

Tinier detail but I like how the evaporation effect when the inspector was thrown into the laser and how the floor panels extend to create walkways after the laser is done firing are great Easter eggs to the Death Star level in the force unleashed.

[@squirrele4495]

He’ll be back, he’s got that Team Rocket-level damage resistance

[@braddeicide]

Omg I lold at 1:36

[@jojotheswede8444]

i like to imagine vader is using the force to make his cloak move like that

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

I knew Vader was gonna toss him into the laser lmao. I do it all the time whenever I play the Death Star mission on Force Unleashed

[@heathermc122]

Haha I love the reference to when the storm trooper hits his head in the movie

[@tadakimasu]

Finally an inspector I can get behind!!

[@ladymecha8718]

I figured the safety measures being ignored is because of all the short cuts for savings in building the Death Star.

[@himanbam]

"If you're going through all the effort to make a battle station the size of a moon, are you really gonna start cutting corners like this?" - Emporer Palpatine, Ani the Musical. (when he found out the Death Star floors were linoleum instead of hardwood)

[@TheBoxyBear]

Loving the BONK taken straight out of A New Hope

[@ryanmccampbell7]

LMAO I was dying at the shoulder flick.

[@serephineclaibourn3422]

That falling hazard gag has me laughing so'oh delightfully~

[@reidlindsey4838]

I was yelling for him to push him in lol

[@ApostatesStink]

Vader should have said: "All too easy..." 😂

[@lazaromartinez4097]

LOOOOOOOOOOL! That Lego Star Wars wipe sound! SO unexpected, I'm still laughing!

[@IncognitoCatz]

I will always love the original Star Wars but yeah having that one platform right by one of the beams always made me wonder why.

[@bonkersbusy]

This was so good I had to share with all of my family. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@kirksarcade1836]

This might be the best thing ive ever seen you make

[@titaniumtac6277]

I always liked the scurry about drones, no clue why.

[@tommorgan6206]

A missed opportunity on joking about a *choking* hazard, hope we get a sequel 😁

[@holyelephantmg8838]

“Nobody should even be allowed *near* these things when firing” Starkiller: *I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t hear that*

[@SCVC123]

He should have examined the exhaust port in a spacesuit and pointed out that the whole station could blow up, before he was killed. That woulda been hilarious.

[@Angel___________________]

HR will hear about this...

[@resourcenetworksystems9547]

Damm Vader you could have just as easily gave the guy a few hundred thousand and sent him home like they do IRL.

[@RansomeStoddard]

Vader vs OSHA. Vader never stood a chance.

[@StarRanger64]

I don't know how he can make it this good.

[@Ninjxxitty]

i realize now what these animations are deep deep down. they are post robot chicken era. going from the spaz weird edgy humor they pounded on heavily when we were kids weve taken their attempt to animate parodies of everything to a new place or level.

[@chriswil8252]

The reference to when that stormtrooper hit his head on the doorway😂

[@Alkaris]

Then Palpy be like "So Vader, how did the inspection go?"

[@rockoyhead]

"It was a blast master"

[@Edward2Fan47]

@@rockoyhead Palpatine: Well I was expecting to get rid of him as he’s on list of those who would DARE oppose me.

[@WafflezDay]

Extra points for using the map from Jedi Academy/Movie Battles 2 lol

[@teamofone1219]

Palpatine: Vader? Where is the safety inspector? Vader: He's dead. I killed him. Palpatine: You did what!? Vader: I killed him? Palpatine: You dumb ass now what am I supposed to tell the safety commissions? They will be all over my ass and I won't hear the end of it. Vader: You could tell him he tripped and fell into our bottomless pit? Palpatine: No you idiot that will just make it worse. Think palpy think hmmmm. Vader: We could say he was a rebel spy? Palpatine: That could work but you are doing all the paper work for it. Vader: Awe but I don't want to don't we have people for that? Palpatine: Yes but I figured that would be your punishment and it's something to think about the next time you think about killing another inspector. Palpy out. Vader: This stinks.

[@MegaFonebone]

Nice touch with having Vader force choke the injured workers who had their accidents right in front of the inspector. I guess the Empire doesn't do workers comp!

[@Darth_Xionn]

Workers comp is a swift death by Vader. That way you don't have medical bills afterwards!

[@143067]

That reaction when the inspector thumped his shoulder 💀😅

[@HeroOfTea]

Maybe next time they can send a remote control drone or robot. Something that isn't as at risk of force shenanigans!

[@AmandaFessler]

You could still push a droid into the laser so...

[@oliversherman2414]

Yay! We finally know what the mouse droids are for

[@stranglestrong]

I did the same thing to stormtroopers in force unleashed. Launched them into the Lazer as it fired.

[@LazyVanny]

The safety inspector comes back as a force ghost. " See what I mean, hand rails! Then your little push wouldnt have killed me, alright lets look at those vents and then I gotta see Sid about getting a vacation. "

[@TheBlindRaven]

Death Star. More like Death Trap. That Darth Vader is spot on.

[@MeldrickCz]

That other guy started about first death star inside job and I fully support it...but it gets bigger: This farmer boy-wonder willy-nilly flied there and heroically "slay" it with just one little fighter and "feeling" in the air, yeah sure. And of course Vader wasn´t miraculously on the board that time and in the same probability rank peacefully drifting through the space afterwards not being shoot or captured or anything waiting for rescue party to arrive. And the second one oh boy, they did it again. Empire upper management had probably inspectors on their tail already, however they both conveniently died this time with big bang of not-a-moon size pile of construction money (cause noone probably insure it this time). Word goes the only thing that was finished on that project was its budget. And guess who toppled it this time? It couldn´t be more ridiculous that desert boy believing in the space magic you say? Oh it could: Bunch of dwarf sized anime eyed furriers with literal spears and stones and one just-in-time navigation failure on Empire´s own brand new cruiser that alone was surely worth of another fortune in insurance money. Vader was afterwards in-memoriam redemption arced no question asked and that was it for investigation. New Republic new brass being of course the same old Skywalkers again. However, heard that the boy went cuckoo some time later like hermit-on-the-frog-nuns-island-drinking-milk-warm-from-tit-cuckoo. Maybe his conciseness finally coughed up with him or maybe just another aggressive generational infighting at Skywalkers? However, guess who "somehow came back" with his bright new shiny fleet of mini deathstar-ships? Yes, old grandpa Palpy baby just in time to give the reins to her granddaughter. Apparently he pulled that ships of his straight from some black robe or it is the final stage of Snoke´s stillborn because that are the only things in abundance on “there is only two and also the whole planet of their worshippers” “sith planet of Exegol, but who knows maybe that uttter inhospitable place could support that famous battlecruiser oak that once a 25 years give its ripe of Armada. Certainly the work of military-industrial complex casino goers. Give me a break, all those damn power-hungry utterly corrupt Corusanter´s families playing their games with us regular everyday galaxy citizens. And do not get me started on all those millions and millions blasters that can´t hit a shit. Bad training, they say. Like old mass produced clones got more than a few weeks of it and they could shoot the robots just fine and I mean droids with literal machine level accuracy. Don´t tell me that whole generation of poor lads and gals in white are so useless they can't hit a thing. Just another cover-up of botched up shady military procurement that they dare to blame on our brave troops out there. I say it again: to hell with those rich Corusanters and “rebels movements” both leeching on and puppeteering the rest of the galaxy.

[@Vermino]

Can we talk about Vadar's choking fetish?

[@JR-sk8iw]

No way Vader killed a safety inspector he will get a big trouble 😱

[@TRPWiz]

When the guy fell into the control room...lol

[@KareiKnight]

I'm surprised the automatic doors' closing speed didn't get points taken off. Those things close SO fast. Someone could lose a limb.

[@frozenfresh6406]

Oh I didn't get a notification about this, youtube is being weird.

[@seansmith6255]

The Interior of the death star sure looks like the executor

[@rockhouse7485]

Imperial interiors all look the same

[@gandhithegreat328]

Palpatine: Lord Vader, did you take care of the safety inspector? Vader: Yes my Master. He is dealt with. Palpatine: Goooooooooood.

[@zawatsky]

Орсон Кренник погиб на Скарифе, инспектор по безопасности - в результате "несчастного случая", ну а Гален Эрсо - от налёта повстанцев. В итоге некому было рассказать старику Таркину страшную тайну.

[@Coral_skies]

Every video Matt outdoes himself!

[@alkemi5522]

Now this explains a lot

[@fried0nion503]

No railings, low height doors and sprawling abysses for maintenance shafts. Did you have Genoshians design this thing or what?

[@TheGreatScott]

Excellent New Hope doorway goof reference!