The Dire Consequences Of Eating 2 Burritos. Steve Soelberg

The Dire Consequences Of Eating 2 Burritos are too painful to explain, just listen to Steve Soelberg. Then go watch "Pirate Hymns" by Steve Soelberg only at www.drybarcomedy.com/steves

[@whocares7513]

He kills that audience. I've seen a lot of good comedians on dry bar, but he really gets the audience going.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

Yeah! Who would have guessed "Utahns" liked bathroom humor? XD

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@Daniel Appleton Wait... are you saying the Osmonds like bathroom humor? I want to be surprised but more amused, and will spread any rumor you deliver! XD

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@Daniel Appleton Every town has a massage parlor. It's called YOUR DOMINANT HAND!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@Daniel Appleton That's an exceptional weight of children. I should have classified them numerically as it would seem to grant the most accessible explanatory power. But that is truly impressive poundage! XD

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@Daniel Appleton I don't know which sounds more unhealthy: Booze or pancakes! Alcohol is a group 1 carcinogen, along with classics like benzine, asbestos and plutonium; Pancakes on the other hand induce an almost instant food coma (for me anyway.) Is mixing them the secret? What pairs best with maple syrup?

[@ddbdbubbles]

"Why do we have organs that explode? " LOL

[@justalittlebitmo]

The essential oils bit is spot-on! 😂

[@britneyc2270]

“Nobody knows what I’m for!” 😂😂😂

[@pow3866]

There should be a multiple thumbs up option.

[@ShiivaWilding]

Never heard of this guy before but he's fantastic, instant fan!

[@maraharvey4511]

You should watch the one about the pirate hymn. Hilarious.

[@a.taylor8294]

You'll appreciate his "Massages are bad gifts" one!

[@blesd4success]

Same here!!!

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

Man, this is the raunchiest performance I've seen on DB. I love it!

[@ZachJ367]

And he's actually a Latter-day Saint. 😂

[@markgrant1508]

Life can be like your least favorite cousin. Cruel and rude. But we only have one of each.

[@RichardRitenour0522]

Wouldn't mind seeing more of Steve Soelberg, going to my app, great comedian, thanks Dry Bar!

[@funDAYsmiling]

“Stink-O de My Hole....” LoL

[@nathanc6204]

I was introduced to this clip today, on May 5th!

[@ts4608]

When I heard it was cinco de Mayo today this is the first clip I thought of

[@katemarieeee]

He’s hysterical 😂

[@markjolyn94]

Great video Steve!! When ever my wife has to go to her ob-gyn doc. If something is wrong I always tell them she has been complaining about her prostate

[@CaseyFinSF]

"Drain you like a can of tuna!" I was rolling... LOL!!😅🤣🤣👍🏼

[@valerieewing4023]

But it's true. I had the same thing done.

[@CaseyFinSF]

@@valerieewing4023 Just be grateful you were asleep! Hope it all worked out for the best. Be prepared for Marshall Law now... it's coming.

[@rawdaaljawhary4174]

"Bass kazoo!!!" 😂😂😂

[@ekdaufin1485]

Love the conversation with life! 🤣

[@greggalmond267]

Ate three burritos while watching this.

[@karlamkuhn760]

You ok? Semi j/k -Azariah/SuburbaKnight PS 20:1, 6-8; IS 43; IS 38:15-20; JOHN 14:11-21

[@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn]

I hope you're still with us.

[@joyful_tanya]

😂🤣😂 hope you’re close to home!

[@KNR90]

So far im grinning like an idiot. But im eating taco-bell. I got two burritos for my brother. Should I be worried?

[@jordiannaa3386]

Shout out to all them Surgical Tech out there! He knows we exist! ✋

[@cerealaugher]

like a can of tuna 🤣😂🤣

[@nicolarollinson4381]

Never seen this guy before. Very refreshing. Big smile on my face now 😁

[@loiskief7333]

I only have 3 things to say: 1.Steve Soelberg is awesome !!!😁😁😁 2.Steve Soelberg is awesome !!!😁😁😁 3.Steve Soelberg is awesome !!! 😁😁😁

[@averagemale6661]

He's like the clean version of Ryan Reynolds

[@mareir]

Instant love for this guy. 😂 My dad was having appendicitis and his sister decided a mustard pack would fix it. Yup, his exploded.

[@sailordaigurren8225]

I hope he's OK

[@elijahofftermatt4766]

Me it took 3 days and 3 different hospitals before I found out it was my Appendix.

[@maizeni7817]

That's American healthcare for ya 😃

[@Samverine]

I am an instant fan. He is freaking Hilarious.

[@blesd4success]

Same! Totally agree :)

[@paularata2875]

Should have sniffed some peppermint oil

[@mictlanlopez19]

eating 2 burrito Mexicans: that was delicious time to relax other people: *runs to bathroom*

[@dariadaniellemusic]

I'm part Mexican, and I gotta say... not all burritos are safe, even for us 😂😂😂

[@selfishstockton6123]

Daria L Music depends who’s making it. If an Indian person made me a “spicy” burrito, I might not be able to handle it lol

[@navajodoll6320]

Omg! So relatable hahahaha went to yoga class w my best friend and I farted and we laughed 😭😂😂

[@Psychol-Snooper]

I remember you!

[@navajodoll6320]

Angry Applesauce 😂😂

[@keciagray1985]

Why do we still laugh when someone 😂 🤣 farts as adults

[@blesd4success]

Good yoga makes the inside stuff move out! ;)

[@autumnwinters9366]

I can’t drain cans of tuna without laughing anymore

[@blesd4success]

I know, right!?!?! Same, lol!

[@Kami120CAP]

Woah, discount Mark Wahlberg?

[@mareir]

Upgrade.

[@calm.aware.]

I love the guy. A real comedy treasure!

[@gracegiven8875]

He’s my FAVORITE LOL 😂 😂😂

[@schadowolf]

Incredible, was laughing throughout the set!

[@rixpix2957]

He's killing it here!😁

[@ashdluciangurl]

Omg! Dude my chest and stomach hurts from laughing.. The organs joke got me

[@jeanetteRyokuX]

More please!

[@barbarayoung7109]

My favorite comedian! Lol A doctor told me I have chronic appendicitis. I asked what could be done and he said, "If it ruptures we'll take it out." Nice to know. FYI, inflating you for laproscopic surgery apparently doesn't keep them from touching the sides. Lol I don't know if my nose lit up when the cut me in the wrong place during gall bladder surgery, but it wasn't a pleasant recovery. Lol I guess when they "touch the sides" in real life operation they have to pump you full of Flintstones vitamins and Gatorade!

[@PleasentDddd]

Barbara Young You okay?

[@barbarayoung7109]

@@PleasentDddd I've had a lot of digestive issues since then, but for the most part I recovered ok. Thank you for asking 💕

[@wilfdarr]

That would suck, like living on a time bomb. Mine exploded back in the days where they had to cut you open. Also, it gets infected if that happens and that's bad. Like you can die kind of bad. To avoid that infection, they really should take it out now (modern method is a non - event, less invasive than a wisdom tooth or root canal: my brother was back at work 2 days later) I'd seriously get a second opinion.

[@PleasentDddd]

Barbara Young That’s good to hear.

[@barbarayoung7109]

@@wilfdarr it really does suck. Flare ups are miserable, but insurance won't cover it. Hopefully when I go to Cleveland Clinic in a few months they can help me. The hospitals and clinics around here are a joke.

[@beckigeorge566]

So needed this lmao

[@terryf5131]

The comment on the nose going off...too funny...this guy's good.

[@blesd4success]

LOVE this set! Thank you Steve! Got me through some tough moments to know that my lavender essential oil can’t solve every health problem, even though I swear it can. And, that sometimes life checks in with others, not just me, to say it’s going to make things worse.

[@kevinhuddleston3969]

I love this guy style of comedy he is absolutely funny !

[@Sheerkat7]

When they "inflate" you, it can cause a pinched nerve in your shoulder. I've had it for years now.

[@RMDx2]

He killed it. Good stuff.

[@Resjek]

Why did this video start like the Second Matrix? What is with the Lavender ? Help me

[@lechatbotte.]

BG Resjek reference time essential oils usage

[@rickc1898]

His propelled forward stepping is impressive

[@lprincessaziz6341]

Bad burrito was definitely from a gas station

[@mr.agigittygigitty9916]

As a mex/American the pancho and 5de my hole joke was funny as hell 😂 well done

[@parist6735]

Watching this while waiting to see if I have appendicitis.

[@097solange]

Anybody seen monster house? Cause that's all I can think of once I saw the background

[@discipleofsakura]

Had an appendix go bad on me. It was *not* great. I'm just glad I had the following day off so I could go in for a check up.

[@jdawg119]

I enjoyed this

[@christianfreedom-seeker934]

Best way to avoid bad food? If the food handlers aren't changing their gloves DON'T EAT THERE!!!!

[@vickielawson3114]

I can’t believe he didn’t mention Houdini. Someone punched him in the stomach before he was prepared and it ruptured his appendix. He worked through the pain and it caused his death. Poor guy.

[@helenawilson4869]

Didn't know that.

[@heather4767]

I love him!

[@arthurharris9428]

I’m dying!! He googled how to noooooo waaaaa hahahahaha

[@edithdlp8045]

My father in law had his appendix removed along with his prostate.

[@johnallen9242]

Very funny!!

[@bellam9244]

He is our favorite comedian 😂

[@bigtimetorifan]

Pretty funny both subject and delivery. Sidenote -if your getting out of the hospital after emergency surgery w/ a $10,000 bill ....I need know where that hospital is cuz that amt is really low!

[@bradhaines3142]

after insurance

[@Anthony-uf3oz]

*if you are (you're) *I need to know

[@carolynnunes3922]

Really funny guy!

[@grumplepig]

He was great

[@joynkindness]

lol, I have had laparoscopic surgery. My spouse had appendectomy in 1990. lol MM arr

[@carriahmarie1390]

This guy was hilarious!

[@annadoyle2947]

Very good!!🤣🤣🤣

[@joneslani]

yup

[@marlajacques6947]

Yay new favorite funny man!

[@ENFPerspectives]

The title. Lol

[@xdefiedbx]

This guys funny!!

[@alburnett75]

I watched this entire special the day it was added and I never laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jsalterxpress.2480]

I filled my appendix with a 20pc mc nugget. Pop!

[@kristine432]

He's adorable!!!

[@ENFPerspectives]

I have pooped in an airport parking lot before.... shame.

[@0001captainawesome]

0:40 okay this is super funny but if anyone was actually wondering I can tell you super quick because I had my appendix removed as a teen. Real quick, the appendix is an organ you only use as a baby or toddler. It's purpose is to "sample" all those new foods your getting all of the sudden after exiting the womb and getting off breast milk afterwards. That's what it does, and after toddler hood or earlier it becomes completely useless. If you were to picture it, it's a very small organ, imagine your large intestines and picture a picky sized little tube like thing coming off the side near the beginning of the digestive track near the large intestine. So what happens is while "things" pass through a peice of stool will get loged in the opening where the appendix attatches to the intestines and clog it. At which point the useless organ will get infected and begin to swell, which if untreated, will rupture and explode releasing deadly toxins throughout your body since it was decaying, or fermenting, as gross as that sounds. If it ruptures or explodes you will die VERY QUICKLY if you don't have immediate surgical and medial interference. If you think you have appendicitis then you should seek help IMMEDIATELY, it happens very fast. It almost killed me but good for me someone forced me to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night/morning. Good thing too because apparently it was "seconds from bursting" as the doctor put it.

[@user-gc3ed6mv6p]

Love it, 🤣

[@worldaccumelites848]

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 they drained u... like a can a tuna

[@Tomara1372]

Hilarious!

[@amyentampa]

TOO FUNNY!! THE APPENDIX LOST IT!! LOL My ovaries!!!

[@saiyan_princestudios9790]

I had mine removed it was the worst pain in my life.

[@Stu_DLNGR]

I'm a parent. I find that most of my life's pleasure comes from giving my Chillrinz cheat codes to life. My favorite: the most important question one can ask themselves in life, isn't does she love me or is the baby mine, nay, it's this: is it a fart or shart? Are you a gamblin' man!? Don't!!! ©Stugats

[@cossakrose]

I *have* done that. Lol

[@atrophyqueen6168]

He makws me think of a clean David Spade.

[@joannanelson6124]

Still LMAO!

[@christianfreedom-seeker934]

Also, avoid expired foods.

[@brandononeil6129]

But what about 3 burritos

[@christianheichel]

I'm just glad our largest organ skin doesn't explode

[@torineg.847]

You should have had a hand held fart toy...

[@highflyerl23]

Just had Indian food. Tryna push out some Kung pow chicken

[@quickdrawpete6193]

The fake laughter ruined it for me. Dude is funny

[@rustylee1836]

Is it fake, though? I saw another comment saying the laughs are canned, but the guy I listened to before this on drybar had to stop his jokes for 5 seconds a bunch because of the laughter. Is it inconceivable that these people in Utah are quick to laugh?

[@DC-nw3uc]

@@rustylee1836 We are quick to laugh. We enjoy life and don't have unreasonable standards for being entertained.

[@bellaeva4348]

😂🤣

[@carolhewett3756]

Is this canned laughter. It seems so, it's so loud and overkill for the particular comment. Or is it just magnified on the sound system. I have to stop listening after awhile, I can't last the whole session.

[@myheartbeatsajig]

It’s a live show. Been to one here, and the laughter is never cued or faked - he just knows how to get an audience going. Pretty impressive!

[@Bill-cv1xu]

Omg, Pancho Villas fam will be pissed.. it's funny though...

[@makailahsarmiento200]

Why didn't he go to the bathroom on the plane

[@colinoneal5955]

You can't get your appendix removed in a plane bathroom. You cannot do it on a plane, you cannot do it in the rain. You cannot do it in a bar, you must go to the ER. But hopefully not while they're overwhelmed by COVID cases.

[@makailahsarmiento200]

@@colinoneal5955 um... I mean takeing care of his need to poop before his appendix

[@julie007ght]

Colin O'Neal that’s creative! I like the Dr. Seuss reference

[@rustylee1836]

@@makailahsarmiento200 The problem is the appendicitis. He couldn't poop, as is often a problem when you have appendicitis, he couldn't even fart that's why he was googling how to fart. And they say you can't take laxatives or it'll burst your appendix quicker, which is bad.

[@martengravenstein6241]

Ha ha. It's lavender for menstrual cramps

[@j.2903]

Yow!

[@SpartanWolf120]

Eat your cereal

[@RexAlfieLee]

Yeah we do. It used to digest cellulose...

[@ENFPerspectives]

ENFP

[@thomasgrice8864]

Yeah, he probably is.

[@ENFPerspectives]

@@thomasgrice8864 "probably" -- Very ENFP

[@thomasgrice8864]

@@ENFPerspectives I am INTJ, so I would get along great with him 😁

[@clementmartinez121]

Stinko de my hole... Mmmm beer farts.

[@THEMEISTER004]

Mexican food does nothing to me,I don't understand what all these people complain about with divestive problems and Mexican food.

[@Roof_Pizza]

I'd bet, given enough time, the Nazis would figure out what the appendix is good for.

[@bettyhouk8727]

roof pizza No doubt ! And how to use it as a weapon ! 💣🧨🔫

[@mikezeke7041]

At the cost of half a million minorities

[@Rickety3263]

Then vote for you favorite national socialist, Bernie Sanders