The Disturbing Dystopia of The Charmin Bears

The funny cartoon fella aggressively rambles about the toilet paper bears for twelve and a half minutes after hitting his head too hard on his end table!
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~Alert (Metal Gear Solid)
~Hazy Maze Cave (Super Mario 64)
~Goron City (Breath of The Wild)
~Underwater (Super Monkey Ball 2)
~Bubble Man (MegaMan 2)
~Questioning (Phoenix Wright)
~Vs Boss (Mario and Sonic Winter Games DS)
~Vs Hornet (Hollow Knight)
~Lagoon City 2 (Sonic Superstars)
~Suicune (HeartGold and SoulSilver)
~Right Behind You (Team Fortress 2)
(Outro) Battle Against a Mobile Opponent
The Disturbing Dystopia of The Charmin Bears

[@crowmiks4712]

i can't believe he didn't even bring up the fact that there is a bear TSA which implies that in the charmin universe, they had a bear 9/11

[@average_person444]

That's probably why we don't see the orange bear

[@roaringthunder115]

Dear lord

[@karathewolfsfanficchannel933]

Does that mean they have Oso-ma bear Ladin?

[@ClownHoundII]

​@karathewolfsfanficchannel933 yes. And the implications of terrorists means there is bear hate groups. If there's bear hate groups, bear nazis would be implicated to be canon.

[@pantsberg]

@@karathewolfsfanficchannel933a not so oso amistoso

[@dustwarewolf5532]

THIS is the type of satirical conspiracy theories I wish there were more of. No despair, rage, nor paranoia, just laughter at the sheer intentional stupidity.

[@JohnDeCampi]

Shut up

[@ZomboseTM]

IDK, he seemed pretty paranoid

[@brooke4502]

i agree but also he appears to be despaired, enraged, and paranoid over these bears /j

[@thehemohscinproject]

You could just watch game theory, those videos are just as deranged and non-sensical.

[@Scornfull]

I don't think he's joking

[@Ihartwalrusguy]

I just realized that these commercials are an epitome of the joke “Does a bear shit in the woods?”

[@BagOfMagicFood]

And then they left the woods, and nothing made sense anymore.

[@NameName2.0]

The answer: "Yes but not always."

[@makennashuter6606]

I thought it was a play on the word bare butt like bear butt lol

[@Krill_all_health_insuranceCEOs]

Yeah but these are domesticated bears

[@azsazazsa]

That’s what it was at the start, now it’s kinda just that they’re bears.

[@cah137-y4s]

The line "Is there nationwide segregation in the Charmin Bears universe?" immediately filled me with a terror I have not experienced since Brian David Gilbert's "Oh my god they're civilians"

[@justinsemple7454]

Orange bear dad was a labor organizer that died under mysterious circumstances in the 80s

[@khristoosmoove8087]

Here before 1 million

[@JudeEaley]

He burned down the babies but burnt himself in the process

[@Pika-Chu64]

Rip 🙏

[@Kyumifun]

The bite of 87!?

[@speedycupid798]

@@khristoosmoove8087 aren’t we all

[@humanguy1]

My theory about the orange bears is that they are a minority hated by both blue AND red bears and are a sort of outcasts. This would explain why they are so poor because they are discriminated against and kept that way by the blue and red bears that rule over them.

[@Sherman77777]

Imagine someone reading the comment without context. 💀

[@OiledupTard]

Was there bear slavery

[@himmyhohnshandwiches]

Oh yeah, there’s also Charmin ultra gentle, which implies there are green bears somewhere, but they’re never shown. This adds a whole new layer of madness to this already insane conspiracy. I love it so much.

[@timpind.8237]

Libertarians

[@alexisanderson7424]

Could be representing the Green Party lol

[@roaringthunder115]

Not the green bears

[@genevieve7676]

The green bears were victims of genocide sadly.

[@Daisythepage]

I’ve seen a commercial with green bears once They acted a lot like the blue bears

[@smartshrek5610]

Damn, Charmin really implied that there was once a bearrorist

[@nonamelegend_vapor]

This comment is destroying me for absolutely no good reason 💀

[@ConceptOfGod]

Lmfao

[@themajesticpineapple4]

Orange Dad isn't at work, Orange Dad when to get the toilet paper and never came back. THAT'S why the Oranges don't like talking about toilet paper as much.

[@YallSuckLMAO]

Died in toilet paper mines

[@lasercraft32]

Its like the plot of Coco but with toilet paper instead of music.

[@Meandaunicorn]

Died in the bear 9/11

[@bigmona2741]

@Jack-px8lfthat was my opinion!

[@stephaniegump7620]

Dud he left for the toilet paper.

[@thechargingturtle3537]

"The world is at my finger tips, you said I couldn't do it, but it's all up from here" This implies choopo is talking to someone behind the camera. *We're not the intended audience*

[@ek0dev]

I read that as he said it

[@sammyjones8279]

Maybe it's the lil eyes guy in the floor who >:('d when he got to that part

[@No_Pizza_Left_Behind]

And after he said that, the eyes in the ground dissappear

[@gacwav_]

Shhhhh

[@jkdjjj]

Choopo can make the weirdest consiparcy theory out of anything and still make it sound realistic.

[@Operation_Lamb]

true

[@true_drip_master]

Quite possibly the next matpat

[@israeldiaz4189]

@@true_drip_masterfr

[@thelittlebluemenace8980]

@@true_drip_master he is the one to fill the matpat shaped holes in our hearts

[@gimmickymoospp]

the most powerful power

[@User-s7j5u]

"Is there nation wide segregation in the Charmin bears universe?" is a sentence I neve thought that I would hear in my lifetime.

[@amandapanda5087]

Me neither

[@kylelongington4700]

Sir this is is Wendy's.

[@shannontruitt8667]

I’m really hungry I would like some Wendy’s

[@smashkiller64]

@@shannontruitt8667 Not with their price gouging.

[@flangley-]

THEN GIVE ME THE DAMN TOILET PAPER!!!

[@K.Dre_is_Undead]

Oh sorry, I’m that case can I get a orange dreamsicle frosty?

[@SunShadow]

1000th like :)

[@PolygonDonut]

THE "HI EVERYBODY IM NOT EVEN DOING AN INTRO TODAY" GOT ME LMAOOOOOOO i watched that part like 10 times XD

[@OtherAxoltol]

choopo is not ok and has been prescribed therapy for 3 years, and I think that might not be enough

[@aaronmccullers384]

Problem is that he can't risk going to therapy as the Italians are still hunting him for the pasta breaking incident because his therapist's wife is Italian

[@Script_Solace]

​@@aaronmccullers384 this makes sense

[@johnpett1955]

Therapy won't help. What will help is him making a Space Chimps video, though.

[@Bendyboy_eso]

I was just about to ask

[@gemstone108]

Okay but can we all agree that those early hand drawn bear commercials were WAY more charming than the stilted CGI ones in the present? They didn’t have to go so hard on the storybook watercolor style but they really did…

[@Wormpasta]

Yeah, it sucks now, but leaves room for tp conspiracy theories so oh well

[@letsnotgothere6242]

Charmin’ Charmin

[@paperverp]

“What’s wrong with you… why are you blue??”

[@pepsimaaaaaaaaaan]

Da ba dee da baa dae

[@urdrf]

That’s such a red bear thing to say

[@akisa7865]

YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT'S MY ATTACK.

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

@@pepsimaaaaaaaaaan that translates to There is no day there

[@Mal.Vid.13]

So basically that one Rabbids episode where they solve racism.

[@bluemew123]

Knowing that 3 companies control all of the toilet paper industry, along with 80% of the world not even USING toilet paper Like, holy shit he’s onto something

[@melemon810]

12:24 HE CAN TURN AROUND??????? HE HAS TWO SIDES THE CCU (choppo cinematic universe) IS EXPANDING

[@juke414]

When he turns back around his body doesn't even move, so that means he turned his head all the way around like an owl

[@ratttgrrrl]

choppo

[@lasercraft32]

I like how its ALL CAPS except for "choppo cinematic universe," it makes it read like you randomly calmed down mid-sentence and whispered that part or something XD

[@jestchaos1492]

I love how the little creature / eyes in the hole get upset when Choopo starts yelling about TF2 before leaving and inevitably knocking him out. That is an accurate reaction to have when watching Choopo. And on that note, I can't tell if Choopo is going more insane by the days, or if I am, because this idea makes sense in a very stupid way.

[@komedyman7450]

Thirteen minutes of a stickman diluting into madness because of bears who like toilet paper

[@amandapanda5087]

Perfection

[@Thrashdragon]

Oh yeah you better believe I subscribed. This man is probably the only one who could dig up Cap’n Crunch’s murky past as a ruthless law forsaken pirate

[@ELILOL853]

A bear family that loves toilet papers has lore???

[@ilmarilah1195]

Everything has lore nowadays. Accept it

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Anything can have lore if you want it to. You dont need any concrete evidence, as long as theres any incosintent crumbs of world building you can grab on to for the dear life and go on from that, just like Choppo does.@@ilmarilah1195

[@ericah6546]

​@@ilmarilah1195 NOOOO! I refuse! 🧑‍🌾 🔥

[@WoodbabyCYL]

@@ericah6546🧙‍♂️

[@nikkzio984]

Yeah, that's just the truth. I think it's because of FNaF lol, though i might be wrong about that... 🤔 ​@@ilmarilah1195

[@francisjones1409]

This video is the reason I found out I’d Mandela Effect-ed myself into believing there were also purple Charmin bears

[@tytyguy1able]

Good I'm not the only one

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

There will be soon. The daughter of the blue bears will marry Sven of the red family. And their cubs will be purple.

[@TheFurryFurby]

@@tsubakiofmelancholy6297 but doesn’t each color hate one another

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

@@TheFurryFurby It will be a Romeo and Juliet type scenario. Just no offing themselves.

[@CMan185]

what about ultra gentle?? are there green bears?? did they all die out???

[@CrazedKen]

I saw that too and was so confused like WHO ARE YOU? Ive never heard of gentle only strong/ soft.

[@somethingclever4297]

I can answer this. If the two bear families are American political parties. Then green must be third party. And the third party candidates don't matter.

[@jamesrgamesoffical]

There's also a purple one that is just labeled as soft, are those the same as the blue ones or is there another species

[@theoneandonlymr.d]

@@jamesrgamesoffical maybe a SUBspecies, since they're both "soft"???

[@CrazedKen]

@@theoneandonlymr.d is there just gentle/hard bears?

[@Mourningstxr]

6:56 i have almost never laughed this hard give this dude a fucking voice acting gig

[@karynwesryn]

Choopo is not some theorist. Dudes the best historian we’ve got. I cannot believe people have overlooked the quality of Flushed Away and TF2 meme culture in its connection to the President Election.

[@jamiecobb5066]

I work at a grocery store. During the pandemic I had this old guy who came in almost everyday. It was at the time all the toilet paper was gone, like not one roll was on the shelves. He would complain every dang day. One day he came in and was sooo mad we didn’t have any and growled in my face” why the hell is there STILL no damn toilet paper???” I said, “well from what I have seen, the bears are too busy waving their underwear around to get into the warehouse to make toilet paper “ That was the last day of harassment from that old man. God I love those Charmen bears!! ❤

[@sashamurashi225]

Choopo really is becoming the new MatPat, he's already losing his sanity

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Whatever make you think he was ever sane?

[@jacquesbaker1557]

I LOVE how he got shot with a dart at the end just as he was going to explain the last bit xD

[@cameronmarryatt4019]

It’s 3am. I’ve never heard of these bears. You bet your ass I’m watching this

[@cameronmarryatt4019]

POLITICS??!?!?

[@Paranomium_]

TEAM FORTRESS 2??!?!?

[@quangamershyguyyz7166]

Dude. Please go to sleep

[@pokepoke1889]

You never heard of Charmin?

[@kamilululu2515]

​@@pokepoke1889 Bro, I'm a Pole, who tf is Charmin, we got our ant Regina here

[@kolonarulez5222]

I really enjoyed the minimal wispy art style of the first commercial. It's like when they're trying to portray something as a flashback

[@matthewwilliams8267]

It was before the bear 9/11 that caused the bear segregation

[@TheCrazyCrabMan]

Ngl the pacing of this video is better than loads of movies that I've seen. The TF2 reveal had my mouth on the floor! And with 'right behind you' playing, mwah.

[@rickyrickster1303]

7:03 “I shit you not” 😂

[@reptilerach]

My face progressively got more 😟 as the video went on 😂😂

[@afimoons]

actually my new favorite video on youtube, thank you for this

[@EiForgor]

Ok, about that house. They stalk a redhead family, kill them, move into their house. Paint themselves red. “Omg honey is that a bear?” “No darling, that just the neighbor, they really need to shave.” Eventually, they convince all the other bears to do the same, and the bears erase society, and it’s just bears. As for the other colors, either the couldn’t settle on a color after wiping out all humans, or it’s a shaggy shirt situation.

[@EiForgor]

Now that I think about it, each bear color is a different family, and that there are probably green and purple bears somewhere.

[@Zephbobeph]

You have no idea how excited i got when you said we were gonna just jump RIGHT IN to talking about the charmin bears.

[@ChessedGamon]

I can't imagine being someone who's never played TF2 and constantly seeing it brought up in the most random contexts

[@burneraccount4540]

I was for a while but all the exposure mad m a fan

[@shadowmaster4260]

That's me

[@somethingclever4297]

​@@shadowmaster4260ill just point this out for you. Choopo says the thing about fighting over useless stuff. In tf2 they are fighting over gravel.

[@shadowmaster4260]

@@somethingclever4297 that actually helped alot thx I thought it was some colour war for dominance

[@somethingclever4297]

@@shadowmaster4260 well it still is war of red vs blue (or blu. As it's called in game.) it's just that they are fighting over the gravel.

[@capuchinosofia4771]

I really hope the marketing team gets a hold of this and either continues the lore or make a new ad that turns all of this onto its head and ruins the theory lmao

[@BenjaminHance-jy5bk]

I always knew those bears were up to something

[@Boxfanowner]

This video really made me feel like I was being yelled at with the insane babbling of a troubled man, whilst being held hostage, an overall divine experience, thank you choopo

[@liamwhittaker8691]

This video has got serious "Grubhub is a Jimmy Neutron sequel" vibes I love it

[@aynohalopesdealmeida9932]

X2, that's the only thing going through my mind besides "this is probably the peak of single video theory insanity", the only thing to make this statement better is the company sending him TF2 merch or something like that (Idk if I wrote that right I'm spanish)

[@KaiCrowley0]

I have no proof of this, but my theory is that these bears were invented in a brainstorming session about toilet paper and somebody asked, “Does a bear shit in the woods?”

[@tomby_]

"That Bear Is a spy!!" "Yes"

[@matthewmusco2581]

What if it’s a timeline? Orange while they’re poor, red while they’re middle class after father bear gets that promotion, blue when he becomes the boss and his mom comes to live with them and they bring grandma to live with them and she brings the blue tp causing the family to go feral for it. idk about the brown bears, but holy fuck as I was typing this suddenly the bears became republicans what is this whiplash.

[@luiginumber1549]

"BIG TOILET DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW!"- some schizophrenic

[@hollyjollyxmas]

I cannot believe they really called them fluffers on actual television

[@barrettyorkparker]

The meet the Robinsons city in the thumbnail made me FREAK OUT number one best movie EVER

[@itzdono]

Wait till they make a green bear for the Ultra Gentle green branding.

[@a_mooses_son7705]

CONSPIRACY THEORY: The Browns represent the greens, which would be the green party. A bear green party would mean that they are more closely related to normal bears, so thats why they are brown, because they havemt gone as far as to do US politics.

[@Popanimates]

Toilet paper will never be the same again

[@Zephbobeph]

This was an amazing watch. Thank you for your service.

[@gentlemangamerec7025]

I know that choopo goes insane sometimes, but this is one that might actually make him disappear.

[@TinyLordCthulhu]

If they want to make Choopo disappear maybe he's actually telling the true and we are the insane ones for not being able to comprehend.

[@DoodleMonsterRocks]

This feels like Choopo forgot to bring his phone to the toilet and the quietness sent him into psychosis mid-push.

[@wplays4271]

This is the most invested I’ve ever been in a conspiracy theory about a ads of a toilet paper brand that doesn’t even exist in my country

[@user-kz4ro9uq4q]

9:07 shows a green toilet paper so there might be green bears as well.

[@Closedsequel67]

New 3 video ideas: 1:The bizarre lore of bloons td 6 2:The history of geometry dash updates 3:Weird versions of mickey mouse

[@TARRSS]

Monkey game

[@michaelwells529]

Honestly a video about the Wonderful World of Mickey Mouse version would be a great fit for this channel!

[@arikomart7209]

The bloons one would defenitly go crazy

[@McDonaldsJupiter]

Ranking every Papa's Customer by breedability

[@arikomart7209]

@@McDonaldsJupiter WHAT THE FU-

[@Jerrycourtney]

*_Maybe the real Dystopian Future of the Charmin Bears was inside of us all along._*

[@Nyhilist_]

Listen man.....if the Charmin bears can make Valve notice tf2 again...I'll take it

[@furiousmagician5912]

so true bestie

[@2jackdolan]

My KZbin Algorithm is finally getting me 😂 the strangest and most hilarious concept I didn’t know I needed to explore. This is first video I’ve been recommended from you and it is hilarious! Can’t wait to watch more

[@Seeebs]

So we are just gonna ignore the fact the he connects tf2 to charmin and the government

[@malachiallen1517]

I find it funny that the Charmin Bears have a similar atire to Team Fortress 2 which gives me the excuse of calling it "Team Fortress 2: Bear Furry edition: NOW with 110% more ASS"

[@ardenprince2146]

a birthday video for me from my favorite little guy?? amazing

[@Closedsequel67]

Happy birthday🎉

[@overlordpandawizard]

happy birthday prince arden #2,146 🎉😁

[@ecnagivilos]

yooo birthday twins!!🎉 happy birthday to you as well

[@Marbo12f]

I would like to thank this video for introducing me to the Charmin Twitter account which honestly has some insane stats: 85k following is likely explainable due to bot account The fact its been around since 2011 is incredible, especially considering its low engagement But then things get crazy as it has over eighteen THOUSAND posts. Meaning it posted an average of FIVE times a day for a decade Still, it -follows- 3,900 accounts. That is almost hitting the cap. and at a glance will tell you there doesn't seem to be any rhyme or reason to whom they follow. It hasn't posted since november 2023. But one can hope this legend is done yet.

[@midnightpuddle]

0:03 There’s a freaking midnight monster Webkinz in the intro! I was so excited to get my hands on that as a kid. What a throwback. I had tons of those as a kid. Still remember their names… and I’m an adult. Love you Monty.

[@Mae4Ever]

Tf2 X Charmin Bear is something I never knew I wanted.

[@Dynimite_Animates]

" You are tranquilized, not big surprise" - Heavy tf2

[@solofdragons6446]

As someone who's been hyperfixated on tf2 for the last 3 weeks, that ending really caught me by surprise, but as soon as he said "red vs blue" with thag specific music, I knew where it was going.

[@RobinSpiller]

When the crackhead at Speedway is sharing conspiracy theories and he starts making sense.

[@Ollo-z5i]

I starve to have this level of passion for things

[@Krill_all_health_insuranceCEOs]

This is the kind of deep dive today I needed. I KNEW THESE BEARS WERE OUT THERE LIVING HUMBLY AMONG US LIKE THE INCREDIBLES NOT ASKING FOR ANY NOTORIETY YET EXISTING BRAVELY IN ANONYMITY... among us, yet rarely noticed... _BUT WHERE!?!?!?!_ I will never rest until I find out

[@mason7067]

First time on your channel and I have to say this is my kind of unhinged rant. Subscribed, keep up the good work.

[@star-not-moon]

Choopo could convince me i wasn't even born, everything he says has got me like "hmm he kinda got a point."

[@BenjaminHance-jy5bk]

The charmin bears are TF2

[@GojiMC]

BUT HEY, THAT’S JUST A THEORY, A FILM THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!

[@noireisbest6786]

I will admit, the the Internet's obsession with bears that are obsessed with toilet paper is funny. But it is kinda weird how obsessed those bears are, like I think I would avoid coming over if some family was just hugging their toilet paper even when doing things like playing video games. Like what kind of traumatic event makes you hug toilet paper as like a coping mechanism?

[@Tropophobia]

Covid 2020

[@Whytedebil]

Ah yes the Charmin over share bears. Wonder what Mr Whiople knows.

[@beanman9760]

When choopo said red vs blue I immediately knew where it was going THE CHOOPO IS DEAD

[@dochikari210]

Thank you more making this, I didn’t know how badly I needed to see a vid about this 😂

[@ryandobbs9270]

I love ultra soft, I'll never go back to any other toilet paper. They simply couldn't compare. You haven't lived until you've smothered yourself in the soft cuddly goodness that is Charmin Ultra Soft... And remember, Papa Bear is watching. 👀

[@SirCleric]

The Meet The Spy music fading in as he said "red vs. blue" is genius five-second foreshadowing lmao

[@caseytaylor8425]

11:27 is that a GREEN bear!? On the toilet paper behind Grandma 🧐🤯

[@ScrumptiousCockatooSoda]

Oh, no.

[@ScrumptiousCockatooSoda]

Don’t tell him.

[@caseytaylor8425]

Why WOULDN'T I tell him!? It adds a whole new dimensional layer to the plot. 🤭

[@gr33ngirlsea]

Oh good, there is one!

[@Peepaw_Afton_Art]

If this gets taken down, it’s canon

[@lunabruce1804]

Truly taking after our beloved grampa pat, Mat would be so proud ;w;

[@kmanthecoolest9304]

great editing and sound choice, the jazz band in the back is quality and cutting it when you need to shows that this guy knows how to edit videos. the video is good right into the start and in the first 3 minutes it got to a great bit which was the orange bear being discount

[@eforaffort]

Every video he makes he gets more and more insane

[@The_Big_Bad_Rice_Wolf]

I swear if I end up making literal *charmin bear* OCs and headcanons because of this video-

[@Kyumifun]

11:45 his comparison really made me go "dear god..."

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

there’s more

[@SavvyBigdaddySav]

​@@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay no

[@Sprizys]

Maybe the orange bears are representative of the independent party

[@shadowxthevampiressofficial]

I do agree that this universe is representitive of American politics. I think orange represents the Libertarian Party. They probably didn't go with yellow because it's too bright. The brown bears are probably centrists. They don't really care what kind of Charmin they get. They love it all.

[@eclipticsolar5441]

He who controls the charmin controls the world.

[@nexusgalaxy9249]

Funny stickman talks about cartoon bears obsessed with toilet paper With a side of normal, totally LOGICAL theories™

[@jasonphillips8673]

that was a wild and interesting ride, I watch stuff like this all the time but around real stuff like what the "why files" talks about and its not far off hahaha this was absolutely a roller-coaster of "wtf" and "duuhh" moments along with a mind blowing end I would never have thought XD

[@tom2d285]

You’ve become one of my favorite KZbinrs nowadays

[@AdventuresInTheOak]

For real though, a family member and I just started realizing that their are blue and red bears. We always thought they were just blue; but we started noticing the commercials switch back and forth, from blue to red and vice versa, almost weekly on cable. (Cable rules) That realization on top of your point that they represent the political parties, and it's an election year, has blown my mind and opened up the truth that even what I use to wipe with has to have a political standing. But keep with me. Bears equal TP to which we use to wipe our shit? AND the bears equal politics? Politics equal shit. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk. ❤

[@Doktario_Mystario]

4:50 is it possible that the "Ultra Soft" commercial take place earlier in the timeline when Grandma Bear was still alive?

[@tonylu2471]

I did not know the bears had names.

[@literallydoing4425]

I mean, the metanarrative of red vs blue means that, in theory both the Charmin bears and TF2 could be telling us how meaningless the US electoral system is, and that the divide between red and blue will never cease unless they become less extreme. Just a thought tho

[@larrylaffer3246]

Well before The Charmin Bears and even The Babies, the mascot of Charmin was a man named Mr. Whiffle. A neurotic busy body who's job was to prevent people from squeezing the packages of Charmin. You see Charmin is so dang soft and squishy, people can't resist squeezing it.

[@HappyAxolotl24]

this is a load of barnacles