The Devilish Dangers of The Kool-Aid Man

The Kool-Aid man has been contaminating our hearts (and waters) for over 70 years! Join me as I finally expose him for the lovable abomination he is!
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The Ridiculous Dangers of The Kool-Aid Man

[@dynamite7966]

So basically the Kool-Aid man is the Cat in the Hat of drinks

[@jackryan444]

Which has horrific consequences.

[@peterprime2140]

Doesn't the Cat in the Hat fix everything at the end? While Kool-aid Man just bails.

[@Masked_SVincent]

@@peterprime2140 the difference between an anti hero and a villain

[@Nostalgicnerd1983]

Yes

[@Nostalgicnerd1983]

@@Masked_SVincent a anti hero is someone who does evil things but only to bad people

[@Jacox98]

Ever since I was a child, I've had a crippling fear of the kool aid man. I just woke up sweating from a horrific nightmare with him chasing me down a sewer tunnel, but at least I have a new Choopo video to take my mind off it. I wonder what this one will be abo

[@quigglesnoopmcboop9087]

Question before the chase started did he run through a wall and say oh yeah

[@TanakaMoon]

One time I saw a meme where the Kool-Aid man flipped himself over and drowned someone in his own Kool-Aid. That's how my crippling fear of him started.

[@CheesyLizzy]

When I was 4 I had a fear of the THX robot Those commercials were loud and terrifying. I had nightmares that he'd chase me through mazes made out of playgrounds.

[@Ked7]

@@quigglesnoopmcboop9087 no, op escaped and hid in a room, then he burst in said oh yeah and started to reaching. Then op woke up

[@lonewolffang]

Creepy voice behind you: Ooooooh yeeeaaah.

[@ptolemyhenson6838]

Kool Aid Man is neither the pitcher nor the liquid. Rather, he is the face, an independent entity with the ability to project itself onto inanimate objects and control them as its body.

[@Ked7]

Correct

[@BinglesP]

So… like Mario Odyssey?

[@ptolemyhenson6838]

@@BinglesP Yes.

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

Kool Aid Man's eldritch vessel

[@dearvocalist]

is this canon? thats actually kinda cool. why of all things did he choose to become a red juice drink inside a little glass jug haha!

[@kingorange.]

I am so happy the world is waking up to the sheer comedic might of Choopo

[@riceel9068]

Kool aid man having a marvel comic series is imo the cultural equivalent of colonel sanders having a dc comic series where he is canonically a green lantern

[@theonetemplar9401]

Funny you should say that

[@BESTMOAD]

​@theonetemplar9401 ohhhhhhh YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@SmallCactus22]

For some reason I have always harbored an intense hatred for the kool-aid man. Every time I saw him I would become unreasonably angry. I still don't like him, but seeing him doesn't send me into a blind rage anymore.

[@Beeverssss]

It's so cool that choopo is sticking to the theme of discussing big red guys every 2 months!

[@BinglesP]

6:24 I’m legitimately laughing, this Uncle Grandpa-power-scale-ass man just predicted the Sus meme

[@Antifearn]

I have a cursed story about our pal, the Kool-Aid Man, I want to share. When I was around 10, my family went to the grand opening of this gigantic grocery store that had just opened in town and a Kool-Aid mascot was there promoting his products and posing for photo-ops. My 12 year-old brother dead-ass marched up to the Kool-Aid Man and punched him in the groin. He somehow got away and out of the store without punishment and when I asked him why he did that, he just said he wanted to know if the Kool-Aid Man had genitals.

[@ynnelc]

Did he have a groin?

[@TazJustTaz]

It is a tradition to watch Choopo every other Saturday whenever I’m on break. Love the content dude

[@TazJustTaz]

Also it sounds like the Kool Aid Man has been drafted into the Italian War

[@GumCow]

I've been waiting for ChooPo to bless us with his knowledge.

[@randomtinypotatocried]

I totally forgot that the Koolaid Man was into ACAB before it was cool. Also weird enough I had a fear of escalators as a kid after watching something involving a kid getting trapped in an escalator. Thanks for reminding me of that fear

[@johannaelloso9418]

I can't look at broken escalators without thinking of Final Destination which my nanny showed me when I was 5 😃

[@funnynamedottxt]

Haven’t watched the video yet, but here’s to hoping that he mentions that the Kool-Aid man is a Marvel superhero.

[@funnynamedottxt]

YOOO He did it!!! Also, I love how Choopo’s eyes also got tanned somehow.

[@BliniMango]

Loool

[@HiimAnni]

9:55 *“The Kool-Aid Man, has destroyed ALL the oceans, WITH ORANGE KOOL-AID”* *Choopo said calmly*

[@xD-Hi]

this channel is really underrated ngl like i could listen to a 1 hour video of him just talking about the kool aid man edit: dang 343 likes lets get this comment seen by choopo

[@lePirateMan]

I could personally only take about 10 minutes and 14 seconds

[@Shillabritish]

He stole this video idea from game theory

[@gj8622]

​@@Shillabritish shut up

[@theluckygamer10]

@@Shillabritish this is the internet, nobody has a unique idea anymore

[@6star9]

​@@Shillabritish you like mlp you don't have the right to speak

[@violetpanyes4965]

Kool-aid is acutely the state soft-drink of Nebraska, I know this because we had to learn this in 5th grade for some reason

[@Cherriocrow]

9:57 The world hasn’t even recovered from the Italian invasion in the Garfield video, and now all the (remaining) oceans are Kool-Aid.

[@willowrae149]

the koolaid man was my biggest fear as a kid because i had a dream in kindergarten that he was a criminal

[@splendidcowhoof]

he IS a criminal

[@JLFB4316]

I drink a stupid amount of Kool-aid...and this is maybe my favorite documentary type video ever, thank you. And I love your style a ton

[@echonomy.]

It’s always good when choopo uploads

[@TG03]

True tbh

[@FairyPhantasia]

They missed the chance for an excited Kool aid man shaped door. Like that they went back to his face being drawn on with ✨️condensation✨️

[@Riftyztheidiot]

The fact that KOOL AID MAN made it into the marvel universe means we could get a kool aid movie where kool aid man fights gods

[@connorbeith3232]

Yo Secret Wars is gonna be hype!

[@redhank1389]

The kool aid man is quite the silly individual i must say

[@alivebacontgm2]

The Kool-Aid man is the only Marvel character capable of defeating Thanos on his first try

[@TheSameGoobyGuy]

I like how nobody’s mentioning that the kool aid man grew toes during the 1990 where he wears sandles

[@cyanity1017]

You know I'm starting to only just realize how many mascots related to food always break into people's homes no matter the relation. Restauraunt? Snack or drink you can buy? Just a damn bit of candy? Doesnt matter, they're always rapidly approaching your location no matter what.

[@karacoconutag]

I have a vivid memory of being about 4 years old and lost in a grocery store, I turned a corner at one point and found the Kool-Aid man walking towards me. I ran crying and a store employee found me and reunited me with my mom. This sounds like a copy pasta but it actually happened, lol.

[@JomasterTheSecond]

What did we learn today? *The Kool-Aid Man is capable of comprehending fear.*

[@CasuallyShadow]

Choopoo is the greatest of youtubers, and the only youtuber I will always click videos of

[@liammcdonald9137]

koolaid just seems like a psychedelic substance

[@granderondeproductions3286]

Its true. the orange kool-aid is a big batch of dmt. Why do you think Roe Jogan is the way he is?

[@amyalcorn2032]

Them: Who’s your favourite Marvel superhero? Me: Kool-Aid Man

[@れいい-q2m]

Love this mans continuity, back in clue this episode being hinted and now bam there it is, thus in clue the coolaid man exists

[@mogusisfunny]

According to Matpat, yes, Kool-aid Man is, in fact, made of crystal.

[@tnt.724]

0:25 I wasnt ready for that one

[@zero_gravity5861]

thank you choopo for this research, I too enjoy fearing escalators

[@GmNdWtchr96]

Explains how he is Death Battle viable.

[@janko1]

"The Kool-aid man pocket dimension"

[@Sheet_music_eater]

The kool aid man was just following orders

That ending was actually extremely funny and you pulled it off great, 👍

[@TG03]

How do people pay for the property damage that he causes 💀

[@georgewashington8447]

I could really go for some kool aid right now

[@Freesavh1776]

"THAT KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!" Ok dude you got me with that one. I'm a fan of yours for life now with the Mall Rats reference.

[@brugho7522]

Kool aid man's abilities: omnipresence, time manipulation, reality manipulation and Unmeasurable durability Unmeasurable strength fire resistant gravity immunity

[@whoisflint]

6:23 "SUS" 💀

[@dontworry4945]

The continuity of the map no longer having a Pacific Ocean is the the icing on the cake.

[@jonesisnotarobot]

0:58 COMPANY MAN MENTION

[@astroalex420]

Dam choopo you knocked it out the park again frfr this video is fire keep up the good work the quality is getting so much better

[@Mygreenlight]

This dude’s content is so underrated

[@TheReZisTLust]

I think Robot Chicken did the best representation of the Cool aid man. But Family Guy has the most iconic cause the Court scene.

[@GeneralGorillaSonicOC]

Let's not forget he interrupts court cases every time people say "Oh no."

[@Fiftyseven575seven]

That last part got me, this is a severely underrated channel

[@PopUp_Gaming]

Been waiting for this episode.

[@darkkenkix3834]

The "sus" at the beach got me

[@daredoggo]

He's trying to drive over them and electricute them in that bumper car.

[@FeatheredCreature]

9:15 Im so scared of escalators thats it's near impossible to get me on one. I feel like I'm gonna step on the wrong spot and fall all the way down or something. Elevators can be kinda iffy too, but they're my best friend compared to those moving stairs.

[@verh1014]

when I was 2 I thought my dead dad was the kool aid man

[@BobtheBeaver528]

6:24 i’m surprised he didn’t bring this up

[@UrLocalSplatoonFanGuy]

Did you know that the Kool-Aid Man is friends with the characters from Bratz? yes, The popular doll line Bratz.

[@CoolistBeans]

Choopo, deliver that Poptropica lore video, or I'll hire a squad of rubber duck ninjas to keep watch over your every move.

[@ironicgaming1347]

cool aid man caused the third impact

[@rkivelover]

Choppoo you are a genius lollipop stick man. I love you Choopa Chops

[@simonmann4922]

My favorite piece of kool aid man merchandise is the comic book titled kool aid man smashes the klan, yes the kool aid man has canonically fought the kkk

[@artizzy2k2k]

Kool Aid Man solos racism

[@Jjinjuriki]

Got reccommened the goldfish vid and lemme just say this channel is amazing

[@sorryididittt4610]

Ahh kool-aid the thing I tried to die my hair with like 6 times

[@Mini_Sentry_Gaming]

the Kool-Aid man at 1:14 has to be atleast 120 inches considering hes towering over either 10 or 13 year olds. 10 and 13 year olds are close to 50 or 60 inches thought thats a number too high considering the Kool-Aid man is triple the size of some of the child specifically the boy on the right side of the screen at 1:14 who if we use him as a ruler the Kool-Aid man is 3 times his size, and remember the Kool-Aid man is squatting in that picture if he was at his full size he could be at 130 inches if his feet are 10 inches downwards that means hes more then triple the size of children and adults are usually 63.5 inches that means hes more then double the size of adults, if he went rouge he'd be a complete threat to society considering hes made of crystal and effortlessly crashes trough walls and he has his own pocket dimension and that he can create portals and that he can turn into/posses non-living objects and that he doesn't need oxygen or anything to breath this started at his height now its gone to if he is a threat to society which answer is a definite yes (if he goes rouge though or if someone feed him like an entire tub of liquid NEON, feel free to correct me if im wrong in some of these things)

[@weadeatr]

Even though my power is out I had to watch the second it dropped

[@jillmarie1017]

6:24 S U S ?

[@whimai412]

You know honestly the little peanut mascot is almost like a Phoenix. But instead of coming back with flames, it's the Kool aid man tears. XD

[@Chubby_Bub]

I got a Kraft commercial before this video, keep an eye out Choopo because they're watching us

[@grumbus8413]

Grumbus

[@therealchoopo]

Thank you Grumbus

[@boredom9804]

Sam O'Nella has Swiss Miss, and our boy choopo has Kool Aid

[@Dork_000]

I love your vids it helps me ignore my parents fighting

[@mrincrediblebymp399]

Mr.Kool aid man lets us drink his blood (Kool aid)

[@mrincrediblebymp399]

6:23 and also i can see sus

[@grape_soduh]

The kool-aid man probably has a door made for him like the one from athf

[@16driver16]

My stomach and mouth can hold liquids in while I drink... so can his, that's not hard to believe

[@hi-i-am-atan]

oh hey it's the henkei shita from the footprint path, big fan

[@16driver16]

@@hi-i-am-atan 16 subscribers? Wtf for what you have one video with 48 total views what in the hell is your account? Did KZbin delete the videos people followed you for?

[@hi-i-am-atan]

@@16driver16 three or four of 'em are friends, at least one's a dude who got _really_ mad at me in a comment thread and decided to hatesub me so he could leave angry comments on my videos ( jokes on him! ), and everyone else i don't have the slightest clue about seriously, the oldest sub i have who doesn't have their subs priv'd is some peep with a koichi avatar whose channel is completely empty sans the channel desc of "honda civic." they've been subbed to me since 2014. this is _everything i know about them_

[@16driver16]

@@hi-i-am-atan I get that I have a few subs and other than a couple music playlists idk why they would it's bizarre they were before AI too lol

[@DoritosAndMountainDew]

6:23 When the impostor is sus!

[@RazzleJazzle420]

You've earned a sub for the Kool aid man lore

[@drxalde3222]

"and that kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!"

[@kkuudandere]

"don't drink Kool aid" vs me on my way to the kitchen to get another Kool aid singles packet

[@Ked7]

The bleach flavor

[@blackandblue_13]

no cops at pride, just the kool-aid man

[@mannequia8294]

I imagine they have to refrain from calling him by-name in the house from the Progressive ad which for the kids must be really easy, but his wife must have a killer cleaning solution for how much white decor was in that house. Though that's more of a staple of Progressive ads.

[@empash]

Bro these uploads make my day

[@joseybryant7577]

Fidel: "we'll conquer them through marketing."

[@DovaDarko]

6:23 kool aid man also likes amoogus

[@thunderhammerx2966]

That's cool; time for a tropical punch koolaid jammer.

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

5:08 It’s the “Food Fight!” universe

[@Whimsykit]

this sounds like yonkagor in the best way possible (i love yonkagor) even in the depressing lyrics

[@AigamiXT]

When is your Kool aid man vid dropping? Been so hype for it

[@wiggytommy8607]

09/18/1978 (Technically Favor-Aid though)

[@Yakkymania]

My exact first thought.

[@velconx15]

It's so sad that Choopo killed himself in his bathtub filled with Kool-Aid. Should've been more careful.

[@ReissSpangenberg4470]

I think if his pitcher gets shattered they regenerate with a new form.

[@giornothepastaboss285]

Good video ! I want to see him fight lol

[@hobobohemian]

The oceans being transformed into Kool-Aid reminds me of the book Cat’s Cradle

[@haydenstockwell252]

Surely there’s an SCP based on the Kool Aid man by now. What do you think the containment procedure is?

[@raygagnon4809]

If the kool-aid man turned the oceans to orange kool-aid then what is that in the cup?

[@manda-om9ls]

so now I know the koolaid man lore. I love KZbin

[@DonVhanDude]

besides being a legitimate superhero, the kool-aid man is an SCP

[@SONKDEHEGEHOG]

As a European the world Joke was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kittiekatkala9649]

6:42 kool-aid man really said ACAB

[@ELMsAnightmare]

I like the call back of the pacific ocean being gone