The Disturbing Movie Iceberg: Wholesome Edition

[@WeRNotAlive]

Wanna see something else disturbing? It's Spongebob Boys! kzbin.info/aero/PLW3Q6zalzJ8UOPE5UxSut0bt6a0jSM_kX

[@henrygalley2831]

This video is nothing compared to the horrors of Nicholas Withers and the Meat Homonculi

[@appleseed8282]

It's two months salary for the ring, not one.

[@henrygalley2831]

@@appleseed8282 That’s such a dumb rule. That’s such an absurd amount of money

[@appleseed8282]

@@henrygalley2831 Come on man, don't you love your wife? : ^ ) Don't you want to give the diamond cartel tons of money to show she's worth it? : ^ ) On an item that's actually comparatively worthless when it comes to resale? ::: ^^^ )))))

[@DarkExcalibur42]

@@appleseed8282 I mean, as long as her father is willing to provide me a good dowry I guess? Marriage customs are so weird.

[@valentinatyukosova9676]

Slow torture puke chamber is obviously about an overly careful rollercoaster designer nicknamed slow torture who gets fed up after all his designs are rejected for being too slow and boring, so he gets drunk and makes a blueprint for 'puke chamber' the craziest ride ever and mails it in. The rest of the movie is him frantically trying to sneak in to correct the design so that people don't get killed during the grand opening of a theme park.

[@arrow_of_ravenclaw5155]

Story of every roller coaster tycoon player

[@everest5718]

I’m just imagining him just trying to destroy his creation and failing in increasingly funny ways

[@standardhuman8675]

i'd fund it

[@zo-zu7158]

Level 3 to Level 4 is like when you're in a swimming pool and it suddenly drops from 6ft to 12ft and you're only halfway through.

[@henrygalley2831]

This may actually be the perfect description

[@envysart797]

Suicide club - 5 kids sectioned in a mental hospital for attempted suicide explain the stories that lead to their attempted suicides montage-style in group therapy. They slowly grow in confidence with each other and eventually recover. They all stay friends after their recovery and jokingly refer to their group as the suicide club.

[@rylanhudson9319]

That’s literally what happened with me, now I’m in a group chat with my friends from the hospital and we call it the suicide squad

[@lemonlordminecraft]

It has been quite a few years but I believe I read a book very similar to that a while ago. After some quick googling, I believe it was called "The Memory of Light" by F. X. Stork.

[@Emery_Pallas]

and then they have to fight aliens

[@SpookyPancakes]

*Get this man a screenplay software.*

[@faeagenda7995]

House of a Thousand Corpses: the story of a Mortician helping her girlfriend understand the beauty of bringing dignity to a corpse.

[@henrygalley2831]

I need this gay mortician drama RIGHT NOW! Take my money!

[@BROCKBONES]

I'm less than halfway through the video but this is my favorite so far lol

[@anarchomando7707]

@@BROCKBONES that or like a normal average kid raised in a middle class family decides to become a mortician And the family's reaction to that job choice And it's their family's journey to support said decision after "Aren't you afraid of being surrounded by dead bodies"(asked mother who wanted them to become a doctor) "I'm not afraid of dead people, what can they do to me they're just corpses. I fear the living and what they can do not dead and dust"

[@ubergooberumbergumber5155]

That sounds wholesome as fuck

[@goldendew5759]

THATS SO BITTERSWEET PH MY GOD

[@elischramm9988]

The hills have eyes: The story of a children's author dealing with writers block and turning to her son's surreal imagination to create new children's books.

[@purplephoenix6554]

Fetus Munchers would be about a pro-choice support group in a pro-life small town. The main character is someone who finds out that she is pregnant and is trying to escape the town with the help of her best friends. The town people calls them fetus munchers as an insult but they claim the name as a badge of honor.

[@Screamingcryingvisibllyshaking]

Tbh I’d watch this

[@Vee_Sheep]

based as hell

[@Monica-br8pi]

I am thoroughly impressed by Guso's ability to put a spin on these.

[@DarkExcalibur42]

Right?! And he does it in seconds...

[@BloodKrieg21]

He really is...whaaaaaaaat.

[@Tid55584]

I didn't catch it at first

[@gargles5270]

the way he says them with such confidence is my favorite part

[@wigiot1273]

Fetus Munchers: A humble egg farmer gets disrespected and slandered by local vegans, who call him a "Fetus Muncher". This farmer then has to regain the respect of his community through through trials and tribulations.

[@wildpiercy1141]

Porngore: The story of a boy who fell victim to the trend of parents obsessively finding the most "unique" name possible for their kids, and his adventure of petitioning to be named literally anything else. (Name is intended to be pronounced Pore-nor-ay with the G silent)

[@belcavendishny]

it's an italian name, the ng is pronounced ñ

[@belcavendishny]

just realised that doesn't quite work (it would have to be gn) so let's assume it was a typo like audio africa was

[@standardhuman8675]

id honestly watch this

[@jeffscrungle6179]

He becomes friends with this racoon who works at the local park called “Trashboat”

[@theteethburglar4716]

Guso Milk is about an American Jrock group who don’t speak Japanese and rely on their drummer for translation but because of a rushed time limit, the drummer just does a quick google search for a Japanese rock band name generator and accidentally sends them a joke name, now he must cover up his mistake or risk being cut out the band

[@crazyluigi6664]

Alternatively, Guso Milk is a story of a goose named Guso that wants to make a name for himself. By doing so, he meets a cow that is willing to give him milk because the cow thought he was thirsty. However, Guso finds the cow's milk as surprisingly delicious, to the point where he thinks he can get his purpose fulfilled with that cow and as many friends as he can get. With Guso's friends and the cow's friends, he manages to create enough milk to make a profit for himself. However, when the other characters involved notice that they aren't getting properly compensated for their work, they either strike from the business or quit from Guso's selfishness. Regardless, the resolution is that Guso learns that he was so busy with his own worth in life that he forgot about the people that helped him out along the way, with the workers getting proper compensation at long last and Guso Milk becomes one of the top providers of milk around the world.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Nekromantik sounds more like an animated German version of the Corpse Bride, only instead of a living man and a dead girl getting married (full disclosure, I haven't seen the Corpse Bride in its entirety), it's more like something along the lines of two morticianers feeling like the only thing that's keeping them both alive is the feeling of seeing their significant others after their work for the day is done with, but one of them eventually dies and it kind of goes into a Romeo & Juliet kind of ending, only it's not purposeful with either death (think either completely accidental, circumstantial, or otherwise old age based), and it ends happily with them seeing each other in the afterlife with their zombified bodies complimenting how lovely they are now as they were when they were still alive, proving the adage of true love truly lasting forever.

[@Simon-sk7hg]

The suicide club: A group of rejected kids decide to form a club in their last school year, deciding that if things don't get better they are gonna off themselves. As time passes, they discover that maybe school and acceptance from the other kids is not all in life and they all have each other as friends (or more???), and trough their hardships they all form a titanium-solid bond. Each kid represents a different problem regarding growing up, so it's like a breakfast club, but thorough all year so the bonds feel more mundane. Maybe, towards the middle of the movie a supposedly popular kid joins the club with dubious reasons, working as a compliment to other character's development or something that's my take on it.

[@Screamingcryingvisibllyshaking]

So far all of the alternate log lines for suicide club have been really cute movies about growing up and forming friendships through tragedy and I’d genuinely watch all of them.

[@sideways5153]

The Dead Poets Society but way more focused on the trauma and mental health than on Robin Williams being an awesome role model

[@chrisofkings6225]

I feel like it would be super fun to do the opposite, taking kids movies and describing them as horror genre

[@henrygalley2831]

We’re considering doing that as a sequel if this one does well

[@alexanderthemagnifcent2573]

@@henrygalley2831 DO IT ! DO IT ! DO IT !

[@HistoryTwistedInc]

PLEASE do it

[@DarkExcalibur42]

@@henrygalley2831 Yes, but will that mean you're in the hot seat? Guso lists wholesome movies and you turn them into nightmares?

[@jaredbumblecrum]

...and then they did!

[@handinlovablehand]

angel's melancholy is 100% about two angels who go to earth and, upon returning to heaven, have completely contrasting views of humanity: one is inspired and left in awe by them, the other is disgusted and demoralized. the movie is them explaining what they saw to other angels and each other and desperately trying to convince them/reconcile. and would it TRULY be a movie in the afterlife without lucifer valentine sippin on some guso milk

[@sophieknowles4876]

Faces of Death: This is a slice of life comedy about the grim reaper, where he has to deal with paper work, collecting souls, and his jerk of a boss; Satan.

[@henrygalley2831]

I’d love this wholesome workplace comedy!

[@magegamer806]

@@henrygalley2831 Sounds very similar to purgatony

[@gulfcoastgaming6034]

Adam Sandler as Death

[@Angel-yg6su]

We could make this into a TV show with the style of The Office/Reality TV shows in which we get one-off interviews with the characters (Grim, Satan, or anyone else we have in the show).

[@Angel-yg6su]

@@theshamurai5767 okay so now that you mentioned Thanatos, if we go decide to ahead with this idea, Hades (I know, God of the Dead/The Underworld not Death) is Thanatos's work buddy who gets him (maybe also dog dad because of Cerberus who's the company's one and only security guard), and he's gloomy for half a season until the last half where he's happy and none of the other co-workers know why until the winter-holiday special where we see Persephone

[@fresno8439]

Tusk: the story of an Elephant, a Narwhal, a Walrus, and a Warthog who are all best friends at a zoo. But trouble comes to town when the zoo obtains the first ever cloned Woolly mammoth! Wally the Wooly steals their spotlight In the zoo. But when all the humans disappear, he’ll need his new friends to navigate the modern world. And maybe he can teach them a thing or two about history. Starring Tim Allen as Wally the Woolly.

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Danny devito is Walllace the warthog

[@courier4289]

And featuring Seth Rogen as Wayne the Walrus

[@Meowdyzone]

I'm not good at fancasting or just casting in general, but the character of the elephant should at least be called "Don". just because.

[@TIDMVIDM]

patrick warburton as eli the elephant

[@cathycat4989]

I know this is old, but Margot Martindale would voice the narwhal

[@thewookieemaestro]

"Slaughtered Vomit Dolls" should be a story about a gaggle of early-twenties women who go bar-hopping, get slaughtered (inebriated), and end up puking a whole bunch. It's a heartwarming road to recovery movie.

[@Lailo03]

this is like the "how to make fnaf not scary" on a different level.

[@RockhopperRio]

Wow, this comment took me back

[@everest5718]

Oh I gotta check that out, thanks for the rec :)

[@meatcat7070]

HOLY SHIT HOW TO MAKE FNAF NOT SCARY OH MY GOD THRE NESTOLGA

[@SuperFan686]

House of a Thousand Corpses: A young boy is sent away to spend the summer with his wacky uncle, who is a taxidermist. He's scared at first, but bonds with his uncle as they play pranks on the teenage neighborhood bullies using the taxidermied animals.

[@henrygalley2831]

No exaggeration, I’d watch the hell out of this, seems super wholesome

[@TheAbigailDee]

This sounds LOVELY

[@radio-transmissions]

Think it says a lot about the list when the movie that a lot of the general public finds the most disturbing (human centipede) is only tier 2

[@henrygalley2831]

We are truly descending into the pit of hell

[@janellehuneke8049]

Traces of Death: A person has the ability to see ghosts and the residual hauntings around them. And they use this power to solve mysteries. So it's them seeing fragments of dead people's lives and they have to use those small moments and put together the whole story.

[@Meowdyzone]

and the poster is definitely hundreds of slivers of different peoples' faces, with the person who can see ghost's chin and neck at the bottom. Like a kaleidoscope of souls.

[@mossadame5058]

Insidious: a 2d animated movie (i think it'd be cool with no dialogue) about a cartoonishly evil villain where he eventually learns how to put his power towards good and solves his problems

[@TheWaverunners]

Sinister would work even better for that, since the villain is already named "Mr. Boogie".

[@standardhuman8675]

so 2d megamind?

[@TIDMVIDM]

despicable me

[@greedlings]

I was on board for all of the human centipede concept except maybe instead of being a businessman the protagonist is a tightrope walker! Adds alot of tension I think

[@Rainbowthewindsage]

Snuff 102: The story of a man trying to reconnect with his long lost daughter while trying to quit his powered tobacco habit, and his favorite brand is called 102. The tobacco is used as symbol of their seperation and only when he quits is he able to fully connect with her. Edit: Lucifer Valentine.

[@spugediwestern78]

Lucifer Valentine: Singles awareness day is going to be a little hellish this year...

[@thekooptroop428]

Vomit, Enema, Ecstasy is my favorite wholesome movie about a woman who suffers from bulimia and has tried everything to make her figure look better, but finds help from an unlikely basketball coach and learns to love herself through recreational sports.

[@Supermariorpg6]

I'm a person who watches all types of horror films I'm somewhat desensitized to a lot of them............................But the movies in the later half of the iceberg I wouldn't touch with a ten foot poll.

[@henrygalley2831]

Ditto. A lot of this stuff is better left in the darkness

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@henrygalley2831 Amen on that fact. Specifically the stuff that involve legit death onward.

[@Peppmintleaf]

My Girl Hell 1999 version would be about a group of guys who have been friends for about as long as they could remember. And one day, they all vowed to never let a girl come between them, thus braking up the friendship. However, one day they were enrolled into a private school for all boys which ironically was across the street from an all girls private school. So through out the movie, each of the guys would become smitten with each of the girls from that school until the leader is left. In the end however, he to then begins to have feelings for a girl and finds out that it was actually his childhood crush from elementary. So at the end of the movie, the boys graduate with their girlfriends and I guess one of the guy friends tells the leader about their bro code and that why did they ever vowed by that in the first place and the leader would just shrug and say "You know, I don't even remember. I guess at the time I was just worried about us fading away. but now I realize that I guess since we already had a close bond that I think we will be fine with whatever life throws at us." Epilogue would then show that even 30 years later, the guys still stay in contact.

[@rainingfist]

Slaughter vomit dolls Its a story in south Korea. 3 middle school delinquents keep getting into trouble. The school wants to expell them but one of the kids' grandpa Convinces the school to give them one more chance. The grandpa already know that the kids are musically talented and has the kids start a rock band, the kids call it slaughter vomit dolls. Together in the band there able to properly express their feelings and cope with problems with home and school life.

[@vaporwool]

Girl hell is a movie about susie, a teenage outcast who’s being sent to a high-class all girls boarding school full of preppy girls, how will she get by in such an unusual environment? will she fit in? Will she form friendships with her fellow classmates through kindness and understanding? Find out this summer!

[@crazyluigi6664]

The 1999 part of it is that the story took place throughout the year 1999, eventually looking at the new millennium with hopeful optimism at hand.

[@yessir3882]

💀

[@malcommccooke5201]

Your description of 'a Serbian Film' is basically the history of 'Who Killed Captain Alex'

[@firewolfandrewb]

Tumbling Doll of Flesh is the story of a Frankenstein's Monster style flesh golem who's also a little girl who's beginning school and it's about her trying to fit in and make friends as an artificially-created undead creature who's actually just an adorable, kind-hearted child.

[@alyssap9233]

I don’t know what problem I have that’s makes me do this, but whenever I hear of a disturbing or horrific thing I need to know as much about it as possible. I actively hate this about me. Whenever I fall down a rabbit hole like this I can’t sleep for days. I never watch horror movies because my brain always gets so fixated on the things in the movie happening to me. I have no stomach for this stuff but my brain insists I get as much as possible. Since videos on this iceberg started circling, I did everything I could to make KZbin stop recommending it to me because I knew if I watched one I’d be screwed. I thought about it from time to time but was always able to stop the urge to look this stuff up. Then you posted this video and I’m so happy you did. Having a more wholesome foundation for this stuff is killing my instinct to look into it. So, thank you for this.

[@howdyhiho]

Yes I get what you mean. It's a very strange urge and drive for these things. While I'm watching or reading about horrific things I'm like oh cool I love this stuff and it's later on when I'm quiet with only my thoughts that it gets to me. Once I get going and down the rabbit hole it is hard to stop. Most human related things even the most graphic and disturbing don't bother me - it's the animal stuff. I don't have an urge for animal things and actively try to avoid them. I've let my curiosity get the better of me and I still have images in my head from a decade ago of that shit that fuck me up. I totally get that weird thing in you that pushes you to look into these things. It's a wild trait to have.

[@marmalade8915]

I used to be like that as a kid

[@ancientarchivist9416]

At this point Lucifer Valentine has become a conceptualized character in the role of the staple antagonist of this video alone

[@henrygalley2831]

I mean with a name like Lucifer Valentine, can you blame us for casting him as the rogue?

[@zxylo786]

@@henrygalley2831 with a name like Lucifer Valentine I would be amazed if he didn't do this stuff tbh

[@henrygalley2831]

@@tsucube4377 Some new information came to light and we decided it’d be best to put that video on ice.

[@TIDMVIDM]

make the villain named lucifer valentine every one of these movies

[@Cherushi_i]

lucifer valentine is to this iceberg what w.d gaster is to undertale and deltarune

[@Kokolabyrinth]

I have been binging videos on this iceberg all week and I am so happy that this was made. You don't know how much this has eased my nerves.

[@henrygalley2831]

We hope you enjoy!! Please let us know which ones were your faves when you’re done! 😀

[@gwyn6635]

Black metal veins: a morally gray superhero that always listens to black metal while fighting his villains and the comedic twist is that a lot of people are trying to talk to him while fighting but he just doesnt hear it

[@mallorieplevyak9233]

where the dead go to die: A ghost wants to pass into the afterlife, and travels to a place where many ghosts have done that, but it turns out that on the trip itself they come to terms with their previous life and that's how they pass into the afterlife.

[@Lailo03]

I know this ain't a movie but: Five nights at Freddy's: A boy name Michael, spends the 5 nights with a boy name Freddy. They don't know each other. Michael's parents left for a vacation and hire a babysitter, Charlotte (Freddy's older sister), and let Freddy tag along. Freddy wanders around at night, making bear like noises (sometimes in his sleep too). He also doesn't speak. Michael finds Freddy a bit strange, and kinda scary. But it turns out that Freddy is soft and loveable inside, and Michael seems to understand his weird nature throughout the past 5 nights.

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Ooo that'd make a good idea The same thing but with horror game iceberg

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Of course realistically some of the games lower in the iceberg would not have been made *as* a horror game, but were disturbing enough to only be seen as such.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Counterpoint, it’s the first feature film iCarly movie

[@HumbleDial]

A wholesome romance?? about two people passing like ships in the night. In her life, Becca spends five nights at Freddy's, each one at drastically different points in their lives. Their relationship can't quite be described as having fallen in love, though at one point it looks like that. It's more of an anthology about the different kinds of relationships we have at different points in our lives. And heck if you wanna make it a romance, the sixth night they spend at Becca's, and they finally get their happily ever after.

[@BlindStarLily]

Sister Location: Set in an alternate reality from the original FNAF movie described above, an epic action comedy kids movie about Michael and Freddy when they’re both just a bit older. Charlotte has gone away for college, which devastates Freddy because it means he can’t give her his annual birthday card and donut in bed. With Michael’s help, Freddy goes on a cross country journey to make it to Charlotte’s campus in time for her birthday morning. Along the way, they get help from various strangers turned friends. Bonnie, a southern mechanic who keeps them from getting scammed when their car breaks down, Lizzie, a kickass little girl who knows her way around the city where the boys get lost thanks to her dad, William, being the mayor, and Lora, Charlotte’s best friend who helps sneak the boys into the dorm kitchen to make a new batch of donuts when a close run in with the nasty, too strict dean of students, Henry, causes the original batch to be ruined. Okay wtf this is genuinely super fun-

[@saltyoverlord5742]

Huh, another Iceberg video, don't wanna watch. *See that Diregentleman was the one who uploaded it* OH SWEET MAMA, LET'S GO

[@henrygalley2831]

These are kind words you will come to regret

[@Siennarchist]

@@henrygalley2831 damn he aint kidding

[@henrygalley2831]

We made this video so you don’t have to!

[@DarkExcalibur42]

Thanks for taking time out of the video to tell off terfs and the gender binary

[@henrygalley2831]

@@DarkExcalibur42 We never want to leave any ambiguity on that

[@DarkExcalibur42]

@@henrygalley2831 I just enjoy hearing it from the channels I follow.

[@neuroatypicalkirby2]

i found this channel today and i have been non-stop playing your videos in the background since 10 am and im going to bed now. first channel in a while that's made me laugh this hard. also it's great that you guys go out of your way to explicitly support trans people! it's stupidly rare for me to find funny youtubers who aren't into "dark humour" thats actually just punching down.

[@WeRNotAlive]

Awesome to hear you like our stuff! There’s plenty more videos like this one in our long videos playlist. :) And yeah, I feel like since the main motivators for transphobia are fear and revulsion it belies that these people have weak stomachs anyway when it comes to actual dark humor.

[@jaypopfan7767]

Ok Arosco the embalmer is a children’s tv show with 5-7 minute episodes where Arosco is telling the Audience abt various famous historical figures while like there’s like a bunch of medical skeletons and Arosco acting out their lives. And like the opening is Arosco opening like a body bag with the name of the historical figure as a label

[@henrygalley2831]

Not gonna lie, this is absolutely the kind of thing I’d watch as a kid

[@anarchomando7707]

Or it can be a mortician help teaching and destigmatizing the profession

[@owenkinder1076]

This sounds just like some grizzly tales for gruesome kids shit that would air back the on british tv. I can imagine this show airing back then and id probably enjoy it a lot frankly.

[@mill_ania]

To be fair listening to the fact that Tusk is merely tier 2, A Serbian Film merely on Tier 3 is expected But then Tier 4 start with slow torture puke chamber because God forbid we hold on to murder vomit dolls until the rock bottom. Also Guso is actually portmanteau of "guro" and "kuso" sooooooo yeaahhhh....

[@henrygalley2831]

I’m so sorry to tell you it gets so much worse

[@mill_ania]

​@@henrygalley2831 No no I feel more sorry to you two exposing yourself to these things dang. I expected the iceberg to stop at Lucifer Valentine's "documentary" but instead we got 7 more hells and goddamn gusomilk

[@big_azzy]

-chan and -kun are generally gendered, but you can use -chan to be really casual or disrespectful to a guy (As you would with saying something like onii-chan). Kun is also sometimes used as a very formal way to refer to a women but usually people have the gender neutral -san for that.

[@mossymosscreature]

On the point of Suicide Club, I have what I believe to be a more wholesome suggestion. It's about a ragtag group of teenagers fresh into college that want to form a club that helps councel people out of commiting suicide and they go on patrol in areas where people are likely to jump and stuff to talk them down. The conflict is that the dean doesn't think it's school appropriate and tries to shut it down but they get enough kids vouching for their success by the end of the movie that they can stay an official club.

[@moxxiegaming9359]

The summary of the content warning at the start: Basically it's Helluva boss

[@henrygalley2831]

This shit makes Helluva Boss look like Sesame Street. Enjoy!

[@prageruwu69]

pretty much yeah

[@check2765]

Basically something the MPAA will question immensely

[@ieatspaghettiwhenimsad.2159]

As a diehard Helluva Boss fan: No, no it is not.

[@hope539]

You know you don't always have to mention your favourite show, especially when it's off topic?

[@Oshacompliantshibari]

1:30:26 The voice crack on "I won't google any FURther!" Kills me

[@nokothe8th473]

Faces of Death: is a dark comedy movie about the many people who have taken up the title of the Grim Reaper and it's about their struggles with delivering souls to the afterlife

[@beigebagels4344]

My alternate idea for the House That Jack Built: It's a movie about a person and his husband Jack are husbands who are on the rocks and slowly losing the flame in their marriage, but then they find out that Jack is dying due to [insert reason here] and they desperately try to fall back in love again so that Jack can love his husband and be loved, because that's his last wish. They live in a house that Jack built himself bc he's a construction worker(?) or something. Movie ends with Jack dying and his husband sitting in their house alone. The main conflict is: Grief, and also them desperately trying to get back together.

[@SequoiaSleeps]

This video caused my bilingual (English & Spanish) ass so much pain. I think your interpretation of Mondo Caine took about 5 years off my life. It’s the funniest guso I’ve ever seen, love y’all.

[@BlindStarLily]

Please help my barely monolingual ass understand. Google translate sent me on a wild goose chase and I still don’t know what it actually translates to-

[@SequoiaSleeps]

@@BlindStarLily It’s not Spanish, it’s Italian for “A Dog’s World”. Hope that helps!

[@BlindStarLily]

@@SequoiaSleeps It does omg- I just- Getting Lots of Meat from A Dog’s World is- Okay yeah I understand why it shortened your lifespan-

[@gwyn6635]

"Melancholie der Engel" could definitly be a romantic story about a coupld falling in love in a moody fall season and one of them has to get over theire passed away ex lover

[@haleywalker1640]

Slow-Torture Puke Chamber: comedy about someone getting over their hatred of rollercoasters (that they tend to get sick on) by riding as many as they can in one day while at a theme park with friends.

[@gwyn6635]

August Underground sounds like it could also be an artsy movie about a club with like alternative music events and the story follows diffrent people that meet at those events and how theire lives get tangled from that point on

[@infinitecypher7168]

These are all extremely viable movies that could be made. Most of them would be from the late 80s and early to mid 90s.

[@henrygalley2831]

The second we invent that time machine, we’re gonna be rich!

[@infinitecypher7168]

Honestly everything after tier 3 just sounded like really bad horror anime that never got translated.

[@RockhopperRio]

18:39 "The Evil Overlord, of course, Benito Mussolini!" I really thought Henry was going to say Tim Allen again there Edit: I'm losing my fucking Guso over Lucifer Valentine

[@henrygalley2831]

Tim Allen will return, you’ll see

[@CommissarMitch]

Benito Mussolini. Played by Tim Allen.

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

@@henrygalley2831 Tim Allen is a multidimensional being

[@mammoneymelon]

i'm so stressed that they got mondo cane so wrong if anyone doesn't know, it's mondo CANE, not carne. it's italian for "a dog's world"

[@abyssGazerTV]

Snuff 102 should be a movie about two young men finding love in a niche college course about disturbing films from around the world.

[@lizardlord4k]

Alright, Alternate pitch time The House Jack Built: A retiree moves out to the country, thinking bout the events and people throughout his life that made him who he is Mai-Chan's Daily Life: A wholesome slice of life anime about Mai-chan and her friends and their wacky misadventures across their small country beachside town Mondo Carne: A local barbeque competition inspires a local chef who loves working with meat to be the best barbecue chef ever, but has an extreme phobia of fire. Vomit Enema Ecstasy: A trio of trouble making dogs, "Vomit" "Enema" and "Ecstasy" and their surreal adventures across the multiverse

[@henrygalley2831]

I love ALL of these, fantastic job. Let’s get the green light on these

[@inferno9714]

Snuff 102 is a Sesame Street reboot where scientists have finally successfully cloned the prehistoric Snuffleupagus. The problem is the latest specimen, labeled SNUFF-102, has escaped and makes its way to New York and encounters an orphan boy who’s bullied for his height, beak-like nose and love of the colour yellow and they become friends. Now it’s up to this boy to hide his new friend from the government.

[@galaxythefox7432]

My pitch for Vomit Enema Ectasy 1 & 2: First one is a love story about two scene kids, one who calls themselves Vomit Enema trying to woo a scene girl who calls herself Ectasy. I would think the plot would be similar to Scott Pilgrim and all the exes would be different alt subcultures. The title would be formatted like “Vomit Enema

[@elliart7432]

August Underground is the inspirational story of a young cave explorer named August who's underestimated by his peers due to his age. He sets out on a perilous expedition to map out an infamous cave system deemed "unmappable", proving them all wrong.

[@itstheblandman8734]

Guso zagerella vs moe moe: moe tries to buy out gusos milk but he declines, so moe tries to kill him by sending him too varies places where hilarity ensues.

[@Bowman01PMC]

"The Quentin Tarentino of puke movies" sounds like a line from voiceover for a heist movie starring a bunch of Hollywood actors and directors playing themselves. It's the scene where they walk onto the set of Lucifer Valentine's next big movie to recruit him and he's just covered in probably fake blood, guts and puke, holding a megaphone and moving his arms around animatedly, directing the cast through the big money shot puke dismemberment scene.

[@henrygalley2831]

I would 100% watch a movie that contains this scene oh my gof

[@henrygalley2831]

*god

[@Ozdical]

I watch this video every now and again and every single time i watch it, i realize how talented guso really is in writing!

[@whos_who7118]

House of a Thousand Corpses: A young child meets a puppeteer and their house is filled with all the puppets.

[@standardhuman8675]

I gotta say, guso is really skilled to be able to come up with these ideas on the spot. great vid, yall!

[@themothlord7590]

I’m gonna make a comic out of your idea for Archive of Death because that was cool as hell. It’s about this grim reaper librarian lady who keeps tabs on the books of each person’s life. Her boss is Lucifer himself and his husband, Valentine. A group of rouge demons break into the Archives to steal the book of the most evil people in history (all fictional. I’m not putting hitler in my stupid grim reaper comic). She has to go out onto the field for the first time in years with a hot-shot reaper lady. Over time, our main character falls in love with the other lady because let the gays have ridiculous stories. She eventually gets into this cool battle with the rouge demons and she takes back the book. She confesses her love to the girl she likes and they live happily ever after in the Archive of Death. Thank you so fucking much for this glorious idea, Guso. (by the way, if anyone has ideas for names of the main character and her girlfriend, or any other side characters, feel free to suggest them)

[@standardhuman8675]

pro tip- look up greek goddesses. they have great underworld names

[@darklordmaguire207]

The bit where *guso* drinks some *milk* is a masterpiece in storytelling

[@enderofbarts]

August Underground is a movie set in far future, where a new ice age began and people went underground to escape the cold. The protagonist is an old gardener who remembers the warm summers of the past and wants to bring August to his people.

[@rosenmaven1369]

Lucifer Valentine never ceases to amaze me. Great video guys, Guso did great!

[@literally_a_crow]

I did this with my friend, and I ended up turning a lot of these movies with really un wholesome titles into weird teen comedies about a group of friends making disturbing movies. But like, the movies within them are bad. It became a cinematic universe. Like, one of the kids' stage names was Lucifer Valentine cause they were trying to be edgy. Maybe they can team up with your Serbian Film kids.

[@icouldntaffordanamesoigoty4619]

1:00:07 This is the plot of Madagascar. Also KT trilogy is a typo for the K-Pg trilogy about dinosaurs trying to survive in the K-Pg extinction.

[@crossf2351]

I don't think "beloved children's snuff franchise" landed the way you thought it did.

[@Halloweenish]

Traces of Death: The guy who traces chalk outlines around dead bodies wants to become a famous chalk-artist, despite the fact that nobody believes him. He goes toe to toe with another chalk artist who, plot twist, was a serial killer.

[@gwyn6635]

Girl hell sounds to me like a movie about teenage girl gangs kinda fighting each other and getting meaner everytime but then one of the girls gets sexualy assaulted and both gangs team up to make the nights more safe for woman

[@Monica-br8pi]

I just have one question regarding Pink Flamingos. Just how many shrimp do they have to eat?

[@mathieuleader8601]

shrimp has made the headlines for being in cinnamon toast crunch

[@Gibusnipu]

And you also gotta ask, are the shrimps loaded on cash?

[@courier4289]

Tusk could be a biography on Fleetwood Mac. Like how bohemian rhapsody was about queen

[@HistoryTwistedInc]

When I hear "squirmfest" i think less "worms that teach you numbers" and something more like the Oogieloves where they have musical intervals with flashing lights indicating that the audience is supposed to squirm in their seats. Dozens of children's seizures go unreported because of this.

[@HistoryTwistedInc]

I cant believe i thought up a kid's movie summary twist AND a creepypasta twist.

[@pastelcastiel1481]

The more ironic part about this is that I didn't actually know what the Disturbing Movie Iceberg was until this video

[@Monica-br8pi]

Adding "Fair Enough" to the Henry starter kit.

[@henrygalley2831]

What’s the full sound board, out of curiosity?

[@jeffscrungle6179]

@@henrygalley2831”yes no absolutely” “D’yknow what?” “That’s actually genius/brilliant” “Makes me think of-” “NOT WRITING ADVICE” “Mr Krabs’s fat ass” “Vore”

[@cinnis5670]

Okay for some reason my brain decided this is the video that will help me sleep. Put it on in the background for the past 2 weeks. Idk why but it works.

[@ilikebread3369]

Buried in the sand is film about a beautiful yet wary snake who is taken from their habitat, becoming the pet to an old eccentric couple, the couple doesn’t know how to take care of the the snake and leave it to be neglected. The snake, feeling seen as nothing but a decoration, buried itself in the sand to hide its colors as an act of rebellion. The couple for one reason or another leaves the house for a month, leaving their granddaughter to care for their pet. She’s afraid of snakes, but knows that the one they have is lazy and won’t show itself much. She takes on the job, but realizes the poor conditions the snake lives in. Feeling bad for it, she starts improving the snake’s living conditions. It’s about the two learning to trust each other. The grandkid can learn about responsibility and overcoming fear, the snake can learn about trusting others and advocating for itself. They kill the old couple at the end btw.

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Tetsuo the iron man: a lonely alchemist decides to get himself a friend by making one. So he makes a iron golem named Tetsuo even though Tetsuo isnt human he teaches the alchemist how to be more compassionate, generous and more accepting of help

[@crazyluigi6664]

I thought of it more like Tetsuo of Akira fame wanting to be more like a hero, like the Iron Man was a favorite for him, myself.

[@MimikyuCookie]

Gus Milk: Farmer Gus and the farm animals have keep saving the farm from increasingly ridiculous threats. The series starts off with wolf people as the antagonist and ends with the devil himself. Oh, by the way, the farm animals are furries and the main animal is a literal cowgirl.

[@crazyluigi6664]

Enough to create at least four films out of it, perfect!

[@MimikyuCookie]

@@crazyluigi6664 thanks. I can imagine in the first movie one of the wolves becomes a main cast member.

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@MimikyuCookie I made an idea of wholesome-ish Guso Milk myself recently, though I doubt there'd be enough for 4 films of it.

[@basillemmie4595]

Slow Torcher Puke Chamber is obviously a heart-warming friend-to-lovers story about two hospital workers in the stomach disease section who are severly underpaid and hate their job. As an inside joke, they call their workplace a "The Slow Torcher Puke Chamber" (IDK how hospitals work sooooo)

[@MrPooleish]

At a certain point you just have to look a director in the eyes and say "That's not horror, that's just coprophagia."

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

"No no, it is horror! It's because it's disturbing!" "... sir. Your film is just 120 minutes of people figuratively and then literally eating shit, with you in front of the projector just pointing and saying 'scary, right?' How can that be horror? Just... other than the metatextual horror that you had any film for this??" "So you are scared...?" "Yes. Of you. We cannot release this hostage situation of a production." "Well clearly you don't understand the art of the craft." (The person arguing with the director is then cut to, surrounded by decorations and other details making it obvious they are well taught in the horror craft.) "Get out of this building."

[@lilithwills812]

I mean, I think a lot of it is just very niche fetish porn, to be fair. The filmmakers weren't necessarily trying at conventional horror.

[@bnsz8704]

The House That Jack Built should be a film where a man named Jack is in a never ending cycle of living th same day over and over and he has to build a house in that one day and it becomes more and more complicated the more times he repeats the dayz

[@jeffscrungle6179]

''So what you're saying is we're some kind of suicide club''-Peashooter played by Jaiden Smith

[@rotomfan63]

If you told me to do the Tusk one i would have just said Jojo Part 7

[@moonlover594]

Can't believe Guso was able to do this

[@everest5718]

I have my own pitch for Channel 309: It’s a midnight news channel meant for ghosts, and it follows this little reporter ghost who is doing “paranormal investigations” where they look into why certain areas are popular for haunting humans and interviewing those ghosts. The reporter ghost is then sent on this journey meeting a bunch of wacky characters as they interview all the ghosts in a haunted hotel or mansion. (I forgot the rules so I’ll edit this if it doesn’t fit lol)

[@Vee_Sheep]

gotta love how it takes 1 hour+ for it to make sense as to why the video is a very slow zoom out from this fanart of Henry and Gus as Vergil and Dante, befuddled over this seductive Lucifer on his ice lake lmao

[@kneesturnedvelvet3725]

Am I the only one who is weirded out that vomit/enema porn movies could be considered more disturbing than actual footage of death? I'm very critical of what the creator of the image finds disturbing. Gross, sure- but disturbing?

[@henrygalley2831]

Yeah, I think it does say some disturbing things about the sensibility of western audiences. Violence doesn’t carry weight anymore unless it’s sexualised because our culture is kind of inundated with romanticised depictions of violence, but we’re still pretty puritanical about a lot of sex stuff

[@phoenixfreefall]

Slow Torture Puke Chamber is actually about a single woman who is lacking career direction until she gets the idea from a mom friend of hers to open a daycare. This turns out to be much harder work than she imagined, but she soon starts falling for a single dad client and has to decide whether becoming a step-mom is something she wants in her life.

[@twiwatchesvocaloidstuff7159]

Most Disturbed Person is not disturbed as in insane, it's about disturbed as in annoyed and the protagonist is this one guy who keeps having people go to his house or like wherever to try and talk to him, except he isn't famous or anything so the whole movie is about him trying to figure out why everyone wants to talk to him and the absurd hijinks of him trying to stop them from coming to his house/where he frequents and them coming up with ridiculous ways to circumvent whatever trap he's made

[@sliderkass]

God I don't know what's so pleasing about watching iceberg breakdowns but I love em, and this one is absolutely included!

[@junew8133]

The taming of Rebecca: An older sibling learns to live with his little sister, Rebecca. The story of them growing up together and having imaginary adventures. Maybe the older sibling tells stories ab them being wild animals

[@callumkayley-e5w]

jesus christ lucifer valentine is like peak spy names

[@henrygalley2831]

Lucifer Valentine: License to Thrill

[@neckpeck2738]

"Melancholy of Angels" could be the sickest Eva spinoff, focussing on the angels and their origins and potential sentience and self-awareness and sensitivity to pain and emotion.