The Disturbing Way All Kids Content Is Connected

[@markguillory5620]

“It used to be a kite, but now it’s stuck in a tree.” Umm...so it’s not a kite anymore?

[@jasper2739]

What is it now? A jar of rat nipples?

[@maxeon0937]

@@jasper2739 its a tree kite!

[@remisnotonfire]

Jasper oh god-

[@jasper2739]

@@remisnotonfire i tried to think of the most cursed thing possible

[@miranda.3393]

Jasper I’m subscribing to you for that comment

[@cheesecheese6950]

"This is a game for two, but only one will win." Isn't that how every two player game works?

[@goofy9547]

Cheese Cheese I think they paused it

[@cheesecheese6950]

Aussie Goodie Paused what?

[@goofy9547]

The game

[@drunkenwhaler9507]

I mean, except for cooperative games

[@djready711]

Cheese Cheese true true I mean they are beautiful little liars

[@Dottithedotstar]

“I’m being chased by a really spooky bad guy” How I run away from my cat at 5 in the morning

[@averyfae]

This is weirdly accurate

[@heathsomervell972]

my cat is mean so this is true i wake up go upstairs and... MEOW and she bites your ankles

[@myusername1385]

Heath Somervell 😂 Mine licks my knees and then bites them

[@Apollo_G]

My first cat was exactly the same until I got a second cat, then the first one started being really nice and adorable, and the second one became the little bastard of the house

[@carolinavile6876]

Vera S this is even better after I’ve just watched pet semetary

[@Pigeon998]

Theory: the reason the "game masters" all look different, is because they are not the game master, they are just his minions.

[@foxythefox1264]

Brilliant idea, why didn't I think of that?!!!

[@atk1152]

game minions

[@peggy6574]

Like Mall Santas!!

[@TheDramaticCrafter]

@@peggy6574 lol that’s really funny 😂

[@dirtty12]

gimnnions

[@hhhilde_]

Danny, Drew Gooden and Cody Ko are also connected in a disturbing way. They barely post but when they do, it's on the same day

[@ren1245]

Hilde Danny posts every week?

[@arielrose5017]

Hilde and theyre all my favorite somehow

[@modestmouse4550]

True tho 😂

[@planetgrazia]

dont forget NOEL!!!

[@izzy-lb6mc]

Hilde I know and they’re all my favorite KZbinrs so

[@whalesharko4465]

"And there's a smiley face at the end!" "Oh. my. gosh." These people cannot be serious

[@gay_grey]

_but what if they are..._

[@meispotato7957]

100th like

[@whalesharko4465]

@@meispotato7957 are you really a potato, or a black hole?

[@meispotato7957]

@@whalesharko4465 watchu mean?

[@whalesharko4465]

@@meispotato7957 you call yourself a potato and yet your pic says otherwise

[@shelbylynn8923]

Poor neighbors- imagine the crap they hear out of context everyday.

[@muddest_s]

CHAaAaAd He WaS sUcKeD tHrOuGh ThE pIpEs. SeA mOnStErEr WiTh ThE sEcReT sAfE

[@thanospope704]

He must be a S N A C K E R

[@trax1499]

@@thanospope704 *s n a c c*

[@SpaceCobraBros]

@@muddest_s LOL

[@Jrrxione]

Yeah

[@juicibanana]

Fun fact: All these channels have been making this type of content for maybe 3-4 years and never ended it.

[@anthonystrangio]

WAIT ITS STILL GOING

[@juicibanana]

@@anthonystrangio pretty sure. they never took down project zorgo or the game master but it's been years since I watched it so I may be wrong

[@deboraersado4076]

i was obsessed with the game master when i was like 10-11ish, like to the point of rewatching all the vids from the beginning, like tbh if i was making bank like that and had fans obsessed with my story i would keep the content going too

[@vibrantgleam]

@@juicibanana STOP ME AND MY BROTHER USED TO BELIEVE IN PROJECT ZONGO AND WE THOUGHT OUR KZbin CHANNELS WOULD GET HACKED.

[@KiiboHasControversialOpinionss]

God damn it… i was really into these videos until one day I was recommended one of Danny’s videos about them and instantly switched to him. Why can’t parents make sure their kids aren’t watching this stuff?

[@user-bw1oi9ly4l]

Imagine just chilling and all of a sudden you see a grown ass married couple running after some man in a black hoodie. Wild.

[@mightbetoad6786]

Not to mention a random cameraman like 20 feet infront of them

[@botonyourboi]

I think they've gotten over the embarrassment of doing that at this point

[@TheAmandasanders]

Chad wild... 🙄 clay...

[@djready711]

Me:🙂....😂🤣😅

[@icedtea7796]

I unsubscribed To all of them because they were trash and like it got to the point where they say it’s fake

[@PatPat0512]

If I was 8 years old, I would be so invested in shit like that.

[@idk_what_to_make_myname]

Same lol

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

When I was 8 i was. Shamefully

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

I remember being genuinely concerned about their safety. I know it's obviously fake, but 8 year old me would've appreciated a side note in the description.

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

I also remember seeing them filming Rebecca in presumably a trap and being like, pfft, I'm so smart, I know it's fake because the camera man would've helped her! I was very proud of myself

[@thatonekpopmultistan6486]

I remember genuinely scared to sleep, worrying about their safety and What if the game master deleted my KZbin channel? I didn’t have a KZbin channel. I also don’t live in America. They need to warn kids I knew it was fake but kids overthink stuff.

[@soop5467]

*Rebecca falls off the cliff* Matt: BIMBO FLYING, SOMEBODY CATCH HER!

[@margaretkn12]

maybe the noah centineo cinematic universe and the bad kids content cinematic universe are connected 🤯

[@soop5467]

@@margaretkn12 OMG WHAT?? IT. MAKES. SO. MUCH. SENSE!

[@u_adore_me_but_I_adore_twice]

YES REFERENCES ARE GREAT BOYS

[@hithere1422]

Cute cat.

[@soop5467]

@@hithere1422 Thanks, his name is waffles.

[@iahas2apel]

omg i remember putting a ripped paper saying *”the gamemaster was here”* on the library 4 years ago 😭

[@evelyngrace8305]

lol

[@aceywacey3211]

PLS PLS PLS IM CRYING AINT NO WAY

[@Heather-ip8sd]

😭😭

[@hushfur]

Listen I used to run an unofficial club at my elementary school revolving around the gamemaster/project zorgo where we just talked about the new videos

[@w1ccaphobia]

NO WAY OH MY GOD NO WAY

[@adrianaheiler9794]

'It's a guy in a mask! No, it's a guy wearing two masks!' Things that sounded so dramatic back then but wouldn't shock anyone today.

[@idk_what_to_make_myname]

Lmao yea

[@galaxydogenut9801]

Yup-

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

It sure shocks conservatives.

[@shaeohurst3056]

Sounds like a Naruto knock off

[@vitalina8534]

@@TheTheninjagummybear LMAO

[@elliotgov]

i kept hearing it as “gaymaster” and i canT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

[@rosa-mv7gl]

Me

[@iwantw4fflefr1ez]

OK fuck u, now I can't unhear it

[@elliotgov]

@Talon The Neko my bad 😔

[@claudia-ph5rq]

SAME AAA

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

Fuck you when I read your comment at the same time Danny said gamemaster

[@theunreadyone]

Critics: Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover of all time Kids content creator: *hold my orange juice*

[@jab7474]

Hold my pencil sharpener with headphones plugged in it.

[@mariafausti3128]

No, *hold my slime workout video*

[@jab7474]

Hold my clickbait thumbnails.

[@snorf525]

Hold be caprisun

[@moonhxney5244]

@@jab7474 hold my stress relieving giant paperclip

[@MissileDoctor]

In 2nd grade, we saw ‘GM’ written on our slides at recess, and I never heard of game master until one kid said, “that means game master!” And then he explained what that was. And we started noticing a ton more messages, and I was so terrified. We all thought we were Sherlock Holmes knockoffs or something. I went to this after school group at the reck center. I was so scared of game master snatching me that I said to the hosts, “can I go outside to look out for game master? And they had no idea what that was and they just said, “Sure, I guess?” So I went out, and told my mom, and she was saying “so why did you go outside?” And in 2nd grade, I had the idea that I was a big strong warrior that could protect everyone. So I said, “to protect everyone.” My mom thought it was similar to those girls who thought slender man was telling them to kill their friends, so I was banned from KZbin for 2 years straight. Then after a while those kids said, “oh it was just teens writing ‘good morning’. And I was having nightmares of being kidnapped by the game master. I was definitely not the brightest child.

[@kilozo484]

Honestly, this might be the best thing I've ever read.

[@Cheesyluvscheese]

this is the funniest thing ever. I kind of had a similar experience. when I was younger outside at recess there was this cement wall that had "tgm" engraved on it. it was probably just a company but we all thought it was for "the game master" and whenever planes would fly above us we would get scared it was his drones watching us.

[@MissileDoctor]

@@Cheesyluvscheesethat is golden and relieving that someone else was scared of that stuff too

[@jellybeanlegos_wcue]

I had smthing similar, in like 3rd grade we came back from recess and we all had weird papers of the "creepypasta" magazine of like slenderman or something and we were all confused and this one kid was like "I'm going to detective this case" and I ended up joining him and so did my current best friend at the time. They would both sneak in during recess' to match up the handwriting in the magazine with the ones in people's folders, whilst I distracted the teachers since I disliked sneaking inside. This happened for like a week and my best friend left mid-year at winter break so it was just me and the other guy solving it, like 2 months later it came back up again and we had drawn a conclusion that it was these 2 kids, and then we announced it at the end of the day and he said "I tricked you all" and I felt so embarrassed about it ._.

[@morgaena3313]

I was on the opposite of this situation, I left purposefully cryptic messages anywhere I went to freak people out

[@lvbboi9]

Imagine finally letting go of your Beloved passed-away grandfather's toy chest and sending it to a antique store and it ends up being used by the Sharers.

[@LoganCWolf]

And then they burn it

[@ameladaptivedaydreamer949]

You know.... I hate that you may be right and I'm so sorry for the family now

[@bradentheman1373]

@@LoganCWolf I think I’ll burn the sharers then-

[@prig1557]

@@bradentheman1373 huh?

[@shuny6329]

@@prig1557sometimes fire hurt the right person

[@qball331]

The whole idea of a mysterious figure playing games with several youtubers across channels is honestly a cool and interesting idea. Literally any channel could make it work, except these ones.

[@foxxglove2359]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[@sunnysander6204]

That's what I was thinking the whole video, I bet this could actually be really awesome if different channels used it

[@カーテンコールに惜別を]

It would be awesome if it wasn’t lazy kid’s content

[@thecrazymarioshow]

Yeah, some... What's it called, ARG stuff?

[@lilyk8931]

I used to deadass watch these and believe them💀

[@deuceydee3506]

The idea of an intertwining story arc between different channels has a lot of potential. Shame that it was wasted on such lowbrow content creators

[@NettieDavis]

True

[@jamesm6479]

It wasn't wasted because there are other people who do this idea better. Have you ever heard of args? Basically an arg is a story which is told on social media and its supposed to be super immersive. I'm sure someone made an arg with that idea.

[@shannongray1986]

@@jamesm6479 wait this is like every single minecraft server let's play ever

[@mlgdog3048]

@@aspkuu ever heard of the slenderverse?

[@yourlocalcrackhead4265]

Yeah it would be cool if it was like a rpg or whatever ya know like cross channels and cross platforms and stuff but ya know their viewers are like 5-8

[@gabbygillies8256]

hearing danny talk about tiktok in the year 2018 is so surreal, "I guess its called tiktok now?" like woahhhh

[@idkwhat2nameheheh]

The game master would be the true hero if he would just delete these damn videos

[@mythologygirl22B.E.A.]

YES!!! THE HERO OF THE STORY!!!

[@cynicalbutterscotch6581]

Couldn’t they just change their passwords?

[@mythologygirl22B.E.A.]

@@cynicalbutterscotch6581 Maybe he/she is like info-chan (Yandere Simulator- Info Chan... google) always watching

[@cynicalbutterscotch6581]

@@mythologygirl22B.E.A. true

[@mythologygirl22B.E.A.]

It says there is a comment!!! WHERE IS THE OTHER COMMENT??!!!!!

[@LuciaRodriguez-sn5gm]

* GM drives a literal car away* "ThE gAmE mAsTeR mUsT haVE bEeN bOrn iN 2005!!"

[@callerunknown]

@Cowlan What's the legal driving age in your state/country? Do you have any special qualifications for an early driver's license? Just curious, sorry.

[@doll1ly]

Cowlan why did you put a question mark? Like you’re asking if you were born in 2005 😂

[@Anonymous-jb6gj]

@Cowlan r u in North Dakota?

[@emdove]

Panic! at the twenty-one chemical brides I’m highly amused that you apparently changed your @ after it was complimented. But I really like the new one 🤣

[@unlacedshoe3696]

Spicy Meatball 18

[@mothman69]

lmao hes 13 but also apparently drove away in a car yes

[@ffionaoleary]

Oh yes that makes so much sense 😂

[@jacobarmstrong9967]

Gamemaster: Ahh I can't reach the pedals! Better use those pennies!

[@queenbeee4257]

13? Dafuq lol.

[@JarodK07]

He's 26

[@kyuliter6602]

Lmao he’s 24. But this comment is hilarious

[@MakiZenin__]

I remember volunteering as a helper for my sister’s class August birthday party. The kids would make fake Game master notes and pass them to each other during class. You could tell it was the kids because of the crappy spelling and hand writing. It got so bad that a little girl who didn’t know about it was freaked out by finding a random note in the turn in bin. The teacher ended up yelling at the kids for writing notes like that. Gotta admit, the kids were pretty convinced by the crappy notes.

[@peternoparker]

Thats not even a tracking device. THAT’S A ZIP TIE.

[@georgia8392]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY😂

[@vmyoung]

yep

[@emstert8665]

very true.

[@orb1tthemoon]

Yes lmaooo 😂

[@viv2301]

lol

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

I just remember when I was younger I thought Greg was a weird name... Now I _am_ Greg.

[@redpanda1118]

My cousin is named Greg c:

[@MochaFur1]

And my name is still *Greg*

[@draganavlogs3239]

Ok

[@Computercat1008]

Nice Pat-file pic.

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

@@Computercat1008 Ha, I'll have to give you a PATTON the back for that

[@eamanu3243]

the game master is obsessed with weird scenarios, giant food and confusing people the game master is obviously troom troom

[@raeworks9413]

oh my god you’ve solved it😳

[@foxiefruit2586]

ro coco IT ALL ADDS UP NOW

[@saoirsedoesstuff]

I agree

[@tinycupboardpan3654]

@@killerbunny4075 :((((

[@polarcat0156]

@@killerbunny4075 I always thought they said that

[@ohdang1083]

Game master is 18 now He’s becoming a man right before our eyes 😭❤️

[@thecampfire4877]

I feel dumb for not thinking about the fact that they "put a tracker," inside of a play button frame...which stays in one static position...forever, until Danny mentioned it.

[@Stella-iW123]

same

[@solarprogeny6736]

What they meant by that is that there was a camera in there. It's actually a good strategy to put it in a static precious item that nobody will touch or move

[@DragonFang409]

The Campfire because then he can find their house?

I misheard and thought it was a listening device lol which made perfect sense to me

Lum but they said tracker so 🤷🏽‍♂️ don’t defend them lmao

[@chloe-rj9ss]

plot twist: Danny is the game master

[@yeeyeesweg8106]

Genius

[@namenotimportant9295]

Oh shit

[@gloom_bug]

nnnnOOOOOOOOOOO

[@barnespoole7017]

lol

[@brendanwalker2763]

We are fucked

[@camron2953]

Danny: “Hey Greg, sorry I don’t have much time I’m being chased by a really spooky bad guy” Video: 18 minutes long

[@user-bb3bb7pd7l]

Fun fact :Greg Is The Game Master Casue GREG HAS G IN HIS NAME

[@wazmarwa164]

@@user-bb3bb7pd7l What?

[@wazmarwa164]

@@user-bb3bb7pd7l maybe

[@urmum__]

. That means we’re all the gamemaster..?

[@gabeporrasd]

r/woooosh

[@Sand_ism]

If this wasn’t a kids channel this could actually be a terrifying KZbin horror series where someone creates puzzles and if they solve them they don’t get killed by this person

[@spitefulchandelier]

Concept: The hooded man from Marble Hornets changes his outfit to a black hooded sweatshirt and different masks and messes with these kinds of KZbinrs. He got away with A LOT in Marble Hornets, and these KZbinrs have no motivation to actually catch him. He could do it.

[@notelchonchocuh7244]

Imagine how disappointed their parents are

[@thearcanehunter2736]

When I have children, I will do everything I can to prevent them from a) watching this kind of content and b) becoming anything like these people. I can't understand how in the world they grew up to think this was the life they wanted to live.

[@brennonweirdlastname4021]

@@thearcanehunter2736 easy way to make by advantage of kids I guess

[@thearcanehunter2736]

@@brennonweirdlastname4021 I don't understand this reply, please elaborate.

[@brennonweirdlastname4021]

@@thearcanehunter2736 taking advantage of like them caring and being worried and getting them to buy merch I don’t just mean these videos but just in all kinda like the my brothers in prison because you’re not buying our merch thing

[@Not.cookkie]

I use to watch this type of content till my dad said don’t watch that so I never did and I’m glad my dad told me that

[@6Blue_Bird6]

"There are two things I truly love in life, snacks, and pennies. Both things I love to eat" -Game master

[@nero.m784]

yee

[@coraschickler9281]

*pennies

[@Sakura-vp8vn]

Pennies are delicious

[@6Blue_Bird6]

@@Sakura-vp8vn yum-

[@Sakura-vp8vn]

@@6Blue_Bird6 as yummy as swallowing them kids whole who comment on them videos saying *omg god bless you hswhswhdhd hate game master ooo*

[@JaegerBombTennis]

It’s like a mix of Saw, Pretty Little Liars, and Dora the Explorer.

[@tianamarie4768]

Do *you* know the game master?

[@rattyxoxo7397]

That Random KZbin Channel and a truckload of shit

[@ashara3259]

Haha

[@emilymarierobertson]

A bit of an insult to all three 😂

[@djs99227]

I would like it but youre avatar is minecraft sooooo

[@kainovember]

It's like a weird ass, "adult" version of Dora but even worse

[@lololidk8721]

Kai's Place BAHAHAH IM DYING

[@faith9196]

YOU RIGHT THO

[@nightslasher9384]

When Dora explore become a serial hacker. :D

[@Bluetheartist]

Dude Dora WAS MY CHILDHOOD!

[@TR-hy9pn]

100% true

[@elllizz]

"We're never gonna know what's inside this notebook" *opens blank notebook with burnt edges*

[@audreynaro7385]

"this is a game for two, but only one will win" *they both complete the whole game together*

[@snappyshrooms7118]

I am pretty sure that the "Gamemaster" meant that the one who wins is himself.

[@kakashisensi1920]

I mean- he said its for 2 and they are 2 but only one can win. So 1 wins but to can play. Are u a idiot or something

[@aneesaa00]

I thought it was weird since that's just every board game, ever

[@Cecil...]

Just like Katniss and Peeta! :D

[@Apollo_G]

@@kakashisensi1920 it said one will win but they both won

[@katjosephperez8772]

She’s smiling an awful lot for someone who thinks an old kite stuck in a tree is super creepy

[@gillianb5460]

it must be a fake troom troom gps tracker

[@swixtwix]

@@junegutradio Lol Yas. X3

[@picturewolfgatcha5987]

Josh Innov8 XD so true

[@eileendeliz1456]

No, it needs eyes to see, silly

[@kaiserbeck5695]

Bro i just watched that video

[@babyykawa_9847]

ItS NoT A pRobLeM aNyMoRe

[@xavierrose8208]

I'm a teacher and these videos are all my kids talk about. It's actually annoying how invested they are

[@aspenisthebest]

Omg I’ll pray for u. I’m happy KZbin wasn’t even a thing when I was a kid until I was in middle school but no one really watched

[@rumaysahshafi9949]

I remember a couple of years ago some kids in my class (of 10 and 11 year olds) were taking sides with the Paul brothers. "I'm a Logang!" "I'm a Jake Pauler!" I felt like it was my moral duty to gently tell them to watch better content and better influencers, but I was really worried about the state of our schools for a while. Nowadays they're all about TikTok and I don't know if that's better or worse

[@sierrahale804]

@@rumaysahshafi9949 *W* *O* *R* *S* *E*

[@KingPeepeepoopoo]

@@rumaysahshafi9949 double down and pretend you love them, then the kids wont think its cool anymore

[@thepuppet1630]

Im praying for you

[@anakinskywalker248]

stop saying danny is the game master. its obviously the nutcracker.

[@user-hm3gv7lp3v]

Maybe Danny IS the nutcracker

[@CircusSabre]

@Ella Vannatter what if the nutcracker is rebecca

[@suffer.719]

What if Rebecca is G. N Challenges

[@charlescho9915]

What if Rebbeca is Danny

[@Boyl151]

No its obviously Danny’s eyes

[@lucymiller925]

So first of all, I have been to the Rebecca zimolo “sunken city” and it is technically a sunken city, in the sense that back in the day a bunch of buildings slid into the water after a landslide. BUT the area is far from abandoned since it is surrounded by not only houses but also a massive park. It also has a lot of no trespassing signs and is completely fenced in so Rebecca zimolo is honestly more illegal than the game master lmao

[@julianovak5230]

Fun fact: Danny is actually the Game Master but he makes these videos to throw them off his trial, only people who are truly Greg know this and help him finish all of those snacks.

[@julianovak5230]

Someone also commented something about Danny being the Game Master lol great minds think a like.

[@laur1801]

i just commented this too lmao glad i’m not the only one

[@sarahlynn.enthusiast]

Rebecca, Matt, and the Sharers are secretly Craigs

[@averybryce6961]

Julia Novak sshhhh don’t blow his cover

[@fictionisminal]

Julia Novak Yeah i can tell because the game master has the exact same body size and shape

[@goji7273]

Sounds like Danny’s trying PRETTY hard to convince us he’s not the Gamemaster. Think about it.

[@aoldatabase]

you really made me reconsider some things...

[@georgiacraft8539]

SOLVED!

[@queenierat6217]

Bruh

[@deadbyquarantine6280]

It’s the watchers duh like smiley faces trackers I know it’s a joke

[@sushidog76]

🤦‍♀️

[@nagitokomaeda5324]

Danny: *Shows Scream mask once* KZbin: "Huh, this video must be about Scream"

[@itz_mqcha_bear2167]

Oi hope boy, how are you

[@nagitokomaeda5324]

@@itz_mqcha_bear2167 Pretty hopeful, what about you?

[@itz_mqcha_bear2167]

@@nagitokomaeda5324 Eh, I guess I'm alright. Has hiyoko gone into despair and killed mikan yet over quarantine?

[@Whereyoureyesdontgo]

ITS ME NAGITO KOMAEDA IN A DANNY GONZALEZ COMMENT SECTION HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@erosoldink]

I only like your comment bc if ur username- JKJKJK

[@loulou-sd1ug]

4 years later hearing it be called "musically or tik tok now ig"

[@NarwhalDrawsD]

I like how in almost every thumbnail Danny is either confused or concerned

[@hattienolan1679]

wow.

[@sadmango250]

Where's the lie though

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

sunny wave don’t you mean in every video?

[@gavin8825]

Danny Gonzalez 😂 I know you see this so please like this I am desperate for you to like this comment Danny please 🤣 lol jk you don’t have to

[@spicyjoe6336]

Or disgusted 😂😂😂

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

"The game master must have been born in 2005" is such an incredible leap. Who writes their own birth year on all their stuff? It's far more likely that he bought the chest in 2005. ...why am I arguing with these people?

[@libbyf51]

Because you’re secretly the game master and are trying to justify writing 2005 on the chest Ladies and gentlemen...we got ‘em

[@elsycongroo]

So he's supposed to be 16

[@mmmbepis8643]

@Peter John YTP yummy

[@ArchmageLampae]

@@mmmbepis8643 creepy

[@vasconcelos7356]

@@elsycongroo *13

[@NoOne-bi1te]

The sad thing is that it’s been a year almost two and the game master thing is still going on 👁👄👁

[@dagskyzen]

No One It is? i thought it was over like early 2018%

[@pixel3045]

Huh i thought it was over

[@nothingfordarkness]

really?

[@rosh9979]

Subscribe to lokoroko gaming a

[@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031]

IKR?! I just looked up her channel and TEN HOURS AGO a video about him was uploaded

[@pupsie.s]

id watch this stuff with my younger brothers and one day i told them, 'you know this is fake right?' and they were like, 'duh' and i was like oh okay and we kept watching it every day LMAOOO i was lowkey invested.

[@laylakelis8147]

“The game master was born in 2005 so the grown ass man we saw is actually 13”

[@imapersonright]

Wrysterious would explain the bad puzzles

[@jessyromero6109]

Wrysterious ???

[@larryssunflower3290]

He also drove away. Like all 13 year olds do lmao

[@iitimaii8011]

Wrysterious the growth spurt man

[@elenagrant8196]

Wait wait I was born in 2005. AM I THE GAME MASTER??? Guys help idk anymore

[@lyssalove777]

I keep hearing “gaymaster” and I feel like it’s 10x better than game master.

[@pyracipher]

glad I wasnt the only one XD

[@therizinosaurs]

Alyssa Sanchez lol

[@jaydawanteat]

Bruh this is better than game master. 100%

[@sophia-vw7ov]

same !!

[@datoneguydathasnolife8296]

Same

[@EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE]

Guy with her: says riddle Her: bored Guy with her: “And there’s a smiley face at the end.” Her: O_O

[@possiblyrandom6703]

So true lol

[@candle_wax3807]

Lol yeah

[@guavathedragonyt8453]

Her: 👁👄👁

[@thebigtoboggin6982]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/npaVoYKoq7efm80

[@margrette8835]

Battle For The Craft Whats the time stamp

[@Zaku14CK]

Way too late to this because my kids are watching all these KZbinrs now. I'd totally like/subscribe/donate to Game Masters channel to help him with his plot to remove them all from KZbin. Truly the most relatable villain of all time.

[@PrezJoFlo]

My step sister, WHO IS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, believes that Rebecca Zamolo is actually being chased.... I question how she gets honor roll so much....

[@smelly6137]

*-. JAMMRS .-* i am so, so sorry.

[@arianareyes5272]

😂😂😂

[@lilkarravert]

idk the videos are prettyyyyy convincing

[@kwingle]

I... im so sorry

[@damonkeygamerlmao5270]

(¬_¬)ﾉ

[@gabriella4841]

Danny blink twice if the nutcracker is holding you captive

[@saberdude2525]

@Tigerblink *the screen turned black and you hear muffling*

[@joebiydenn9835]

*blinks profusely*

[@randomstick605]

*the creepy thing is..* *He did not blink*

[@elise5446]

HA NOBODY LIKE THIS ITS AT 666 LIKES

[@Orangesodawk]

I just realized how much Danny doesn’t blink tho 😂

[@PensandoRPG]

Danny is so naive. The cameraman clearly IS the game master!

[@megrose8503]

Mundos Fantásticos lmao dude....u wanna solve the “mystery”?

[@astrideek9620]

Zoinks

[@romeo-yy4yg]

yikes

[@TheGildedFruitBat]

ruuh ro danny is the game master

[@BigBoyDan]

R/wooosh

[@bluelovesdrawings]

“AaAaaaaAaaaaAaAaAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAaAAAaaaAaAaAaaaaaaaHhhhh” “Hey Greg” 😊

[@Sidewayseightproductions]

Danny: watching crappy “scary” kids videos KZbin movies: Scream

[@kate434]

YES I WAS SO CONFUSED

[@elleembee6335]

He does start the video yelling, I guess?

[@whovian7381]

YESS SUPPPPPPER TRUE!

[@ant5537]

Hotel: Trivago

[@thelastronin7145]

It’s not a cringy kids channel if they dont say: “Oh my god” “guys” and “woah”

[@yourfavoriterobinithink7103]

oh my god... it’s... a... WOAH... guys... ITS A SQUIRREL WOAH 😳

[@Sammi-zc8bw]

@@yourfavoriterobinithink7103 they act like they have never seen something in their entire life

[@Rekt0n3r]

And "Woah that's crazeeeeeey"

[@lorilong4484]

Or the excessive editing and blasting intro music. AND the dubstep intro. Can't forget that. (Ali-A)

[@midnightgamer2158]

Ali A is the only one of these youtubers that I respect lol

[@xnemesis2897]

"a giant lolipop?" "woah" "smarties" "(gasp) W O A H"

[@alternativesalterxx]

✨ OMG *W O A H !* ✨

[@jackkoscak8501]

✨ *W O A H* ✨

[@crustrat5327]

✨ Ⓦ Ⓞ Ⓐ Ⓗ ✨

[@vu5523]

Your toes, hand em over! ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░▄▀▀▄▀▀▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░█▒▄░▄░░▒█▄▄▄░░░ ░░░▄▄█░▀░▀░░░█▄▓▓█░░ ░▄▀▒▒▒▀▄▀▄▄▄▀▒▒▀█▓▄ ▄▀▀▒▀▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒█▓▓█ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▄░░░░▒▒██▀ ▀▄▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀░░▒▄█▄▀░░ ░░▀▀▄▄▄▄█▄░░▒▒▀▄█▄▄░

[@legion8698]

Love the profile pic

[@Loudlyyy]

Every time they say " Game master " I hear " Gay master " I have no idea why

[@j0sh308]

morgz gets into all of this title: "I STAYED AT THE GAMEMASTER'S HOUSE FOR 24 HOURS AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE *HE DID WHAT!!!...

[@sooyaa942]

i read that in his voice it hurt my head

[@wasder-xm5so]

He's too busy copying Mr.Beast's videos right now.

[@abcdefghijklmnopteaisthebe8564]

Sage H so true tho xd

[@urmomismysexslave]

WHAT!!!!

[@GlubJGH]

Wow nice one 👌

[@Embracelife1222]

"Hey what do you do for a living" Rebecca: "Oh you know I trick kids into believing someone's spying on me" "Um yeah I gotta go"

[@NikK0las]

I gotta go!!!

[@spudson60fps35]

CameraGirl\Man Be Like :You do Know rebbeca this is Live Rebeca Be Like:Damn It My Channel will die Us:Yes Fiannly weve done oyr mission as the GM Ti stop Here Lol

[@SaraStar7373]

good thing the gamemaster wrote absolutely nothing inside his plans book before he burnt it

[@wildtakeidc4731]

Unless he wrote them...on the sides

[@histimehascome6103]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNN

[@SuperSteven2323]

Its burnt to smithereens hahaha

[@Groggert]

Sara Dickson right? I was worried besides I suck at writing

[@butternutbitches5903]

Same tbh, I'd be too lazy to actually write my plans down and just dick around eating snacks throughout my entire villain career

[@suntard7670]

I was born in 2005, and hearing you say someone born in 2005 would be 13 when this video released....i feel so old

[@weirdcakes304]

Maybe the real Game Master was the friends we made along the way..

[@manifestationsofasort]

This comment made me snort

[@Chhorgyal2019]

Pretty much the game master was the nice guy who helped them and there's so many freaking villains now I mean I feel like everyone would simp for Mr x

[@018FLP]

As a tabletop RPG player, i can confirm that

[@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968]

As a rpg addict This hits right in the spot

[@deadboihours9027]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Hey Greg, sorry guys, I don't have much time, I'm being chased by a really spooky bad guy." - Danny Gonzalez, 21/9/2018.

[@adanbaldonado]

Do you even date it is 9/21/18 not 21/9/18 sorry but this really annoys me for some reason

[@davidace5864]

Ob_sity 18/9/21

[@childofwoe2266]

Maybe they're european

[@meikafertil]

They could be from a different country

[@jessikalanely6743]

this really threw me for a loop lmao. my dumbass was over here like “but there’s not a 21st month....”

[@Paradox_Incognito]

"What's his motivation" Can't a Game Master get bored once in a while I mean jeez

[@leafinx]

BAHAHSHSHHAHDJ

[@iclynnx]

Hearing that people born in 2005 were 13 four years ago gave me a midlife crisis. I'm 17 now and only four years ago I was basically an infant?!

[@NateS917]

More like late 14 early 15

[@queeenie]

@@NateS917 nope it’s 13 2005 + 13 = 2018 (when this video was made)

[@NateS917]

@@queeenie yeah you right

[@mirandakelly9421]

right, and we (i) used to think i was so grown

[@Random-sk6hm]

As a 2001 kid I refuse to believe that kids were born after 2008

[@nutnutnutnutnut]

If only their "series" were on KZbin Red, then we wouldn't be able to see it.

[@hastybananas1251]

Thank you thank you thank you

[@vixsteriaz]

“The bad children’s content cinematic universe”

[@Gold.n.yellow]

Yes

[@strangeandinteresting]

It just sounds like they're saying gaymaster and I can't

[@holdolXD]

I think it makes it a lot better

[@fvf9043]

me

[@avocadoman4157]

Now that you said that I can’t but just hear gaymaster now then game master

[@sapro_weet7125]

They are searching for Justin Bieber

[@shr3ddedcheese97]

They are searching for me

[@deflowerdefile]

ofc the cameraman is faster than them, hes a cameraman afterall.

[@spiritualdanger]

ᵐᵒᵛⁱᵉ ˡᵒᵍⁱᶜ

[@blue-dabad33]

another camera centaur who deserves compensation 😔

[@ghowostie]

the camera centaurs should unionize :(

[@hopeentity835]

Like the guy recording usain bolt.

[@thomasgetsgirls1582]

Cameramen are the best things ever

[@cayennepepper6953]

The game master is officially an adult. Congratulations now you have taxes and the draft to look forward to.

[@dr0zone709]

Fun fact: I actually live quite close to Sunken City and its got an interesting story. It used to be a ritzy neighborhood back in the late 1920s and early 30s before the land slid out from under the houses and they got destroyed and fell in the ocean. Its less of a sunken city now and more of a street and some house remains. Still pretty cool though

[@delilahdominguez7769]

Yeah so do I lol

[@VflRZV1UG]

@@delilahdominguez7769 omg is this two greg's realizing that they're next door neighbors??

[@K_sawftie]

​@@VflRZV1UG magical moment

[@REDReyes-gv8gg]

No it’s not that’s sad !

[@Bubbafanforever]

@@REDReyes-gv8gg calm down

[@katie_the_lady]

Yo that game master fr had me quakin in my pantaloons. _Legit terrified_

[@ava31788]

Katie Weinhold legit sh👀k

[@gerdwaytherat3734]

*cries in twenty one pilots* YOU SAID PANTALOON AND TERRIFIED

[@20ftTV]

Gerd Way The Rat Isn’t Gerard Way that comic book writer

[@clara-mj3fy]

Schwomp STOP PLEASE IM DYING

[@clara-mj3fy]

Gerd Way The Rat *cries with you*

[@disc0rd_ktten_148]

The game master stands there at the end of the riddle because he's a treasure 😌💅

[@shitass7779]

💀

[@hiba_stxr]

ye

[@neveranalbatross9778]

periodt

[@theratwhospits]

Lady's and gentlemen, we got em

[@Shrimpyfellow]

Now you’ve cracked the code..

[@nullxue]

I used to watch a channel named kawaii unicorn a few years ago. For a while she would make these videos about some hacker gang hacking and other stuff. I do remember her telling us to go check out some other channel, but I never did. I can now say that probably more than 20 kids channels all collabed on this one series about some hacker gang.

[@fak3finn598]

my 6 yo cousin came over once and she saw i had a Jason Voorhees mask and she said: OMG i think the gamemaster used to live here!

[@ightimmaheadout3776]

Burn them

[@SleepyCastel]

That’s disappointing

[@fraise_the_milkbread5718]

Put her in rice

[@hydrox1582]

Yeet the child

[@kickingkidsisentertaining4871]

@luxurious orc throw her away I would be happy to be a replacement

[@quennie.]

*intro* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hey greg

[@lol-mr2lq]

"...Not only was it fake but it also had a secret hidden tracking device..." *takes out a noodle*

[@feelz5071]

squidward was here how do you just “take out a 27 year old Japanese super soldier/guitar player”?

[@Calicobabees]

It looked like a bean sprout to me lmao

[@feelz5071]

Quick Math I’m talking about “noodle” who is the fictional guitar player for gorillaz

[@izzy332]

I thought it was a broken zip tie 😂

[@highlander2319]

Feelz nice one

[@skullzy-tj6zy]

18 now, the game master is an adult!! its beautiful to see them grow up!!!😊😊😊

[@LoganCWolf]

Plot twist: The Game Master is just a Grandma that wants her kids to play games with her

[@MrMcMuckles]

No no no no Danny is really the game master and only true Greg know

[@eijirokirishima7188]

*Gaymaster

[@hexagonPie]

@@eijirokirishima7188 its not June yet dude

[@eijirokirishima7188]

@@hexagonPie it’s always June for me.

[@smush4635]

That would honestly be the saddest plot twist ever

[@CapSher]

The Danny Gonzalez, Drew Gooden, and Cody Ko universes seemed to have overlapped today and caused them all to upload a video within a 3 hour time span

[@asi4631]

And noel

[@adalialorenzen8043]

God is good🙏🏻

[@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter]

*_N O T E V E N M A D T H O_*

[@majalis7010]

ikr these funny bois are blowing up my phone with youtube notifications tf

[@rachelnicole2646]

and kelsey

[@lizzywhitmore4797]

A kid's mom: * writes letter in lunch box * Have a good day sweetheart ☺ Rebecca: * detects smiley face * ThE gAmE mAsTeR iS aFoOt

[@mrsvantas]

Lizzy Whitmore lol

[@lizzywhitmore4797]

@@mrsvantas Danny's got to do another Game Master reaction, Rebecca is up to some wack stuff

[@urmotherdotgov_6502]

lol 😂

[@Wak1ty]

i was like “wym musically? its called tiktok now” then i realized that this video was 5 years ago

[@tangomartinez9600]

"Everyone knows what pennies look like" Me, a non-American: "Oh"

[@adriananinoartigas5880]

thisisdaxie :P I love you for this Edit: I read it like penis at first and that made it even better lol

[@cgflips2037]

Its a Ziptie lol

[@adriananinoartigas5880]

Yellow lia because I have the sense of humor of a teenage boy

[@dumbdumbforreal]

Orange circle.

[@jamprod]

thisisdaxie :P hold on I’m about to laugh give me second

[@Jabadamazo]

This is like a G-rated version of Black Mirror.

[@mrprocrastination25]

no, silly. its the 35% off walmart discount verison of Black Mirror!

[@aqefswz3636]

Yes. Yes it is.

[@frogmech_]

id rather a kid watch black mirror than this shit though

[@MemoryFlame]

I was at a swim meet talking to a child about 9 years old as we were like the only people there. He asked me who I thought the scariest person in the world was, I just said “I don’t know.” He then said “I think it’s the game master.” With complete seriousness, I lost it.

[@vibrantgleam]

if they wanna hear about scary people, I think they should research on Ted Bundy or some shit.

[@Raggy_df]

whenever they said game master, i always heard gay master💀

[@vibrantgleam]

@@Raggy_df SAME

[@tjmauser6954]

I miss read your comment. I thought you were talking to a child about 9 year olds

[@cshoorr511]

@@tjmauser6954 same

[@allenxav4754]

The game master represents demonetization, the clues are them trying to figure out how to stay monetized, and them making even more money from the views about the game master is them figuring out how to use the demonization to they’re advantage by turning it into content for they’re videos, throw creating a physical representation of it

[@sghuntress.mp4]

that explains the giant candies 😭

[@harvestcheddar0]

“The game master is dming them on instagram.” That’s an interesting sentence to hear 😂

[@star-night-ops3931]

look at his insta

[@austinsnell515]

Lol dnd reference

[@dishalayek8727]

The game master literally slid into their dms.

[@babysquirrel1922]

He trying to slide in there dms

[@atorifanl6153]

GM x DM=?

[@gothic--giraffe9734]

The scary guy chasing Danny: *oh he’s making a video better wait 18 minutes*

[@darkpicture3]

lmao

[@thekameha1]

He has manners thankfully he's not gonna kill a man working that would be so rude💅🏻✨

[@jennyxie2658]

The “tracking device” was probably just a twisted paper clip

[@kickingkidsisentertaining4871]

@The Princess of Slytherin A SMALL TAMPON 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

[@mikess484]

not probably. it was

[@gauxapen3311]

It looks like the annoying itchy thing that holds tags on shirts

[@lennnnn7]

@Ruby Lillian Potter LMAO WHAT

[@bradentheman1373]

@@mikess484 Ur right lol

[@erikamohrmann7986]

I tell you, 2018-19 Danny videos were crazy and so high energy

[@Natalie-kp3vc]

this whole thing reminds me of something 3rd graders play on the playground during recess

[@ackerwoman16]

Lmao

[@pixel3045]

Why- why is this so accurate?!??

[@ryeyumi]

Fr

[@AnnaVictrix]

Ab so lutely

[@jesse-d1v]

A b s o l u t e l y

[@sophiea7]

“Snacks and pennies, both things I *love to eat”*

[@an_matalinares_yt]

MmMm MeTal, TaSty~~

[@ultimax140]

Yooo old pennies are the SHIT

[@nyannl7611]

@@an_matalinares_yt metal do be hitting different sometimes tho-

[@danielalorbi]

do you guys actually not know what pennies are?

[@ultimax140]

@@danielalorbi We do, dumbass

[@benayasdebela1164]

“Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history” Shitty youtubers: *H O L D M Y B E E R*

[@emiliachabik1205]

*HOLD MY NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE CAUSE I NEED THAT SWEET SWEET MONETIZATION

[@wilbius]

*HOLD MY FRUIT SHOOT SO I CAN GET MONEY*

[@Zee_warthunder]

17:11 snacks and pennies, both things I love to eat😂

[@justcallmebob3219]

Obviously the camera man is the “ game master”

[@kitkat_5425]

Their camera man is called Daniel

[@xander4043]

Nub_ 101 this is a man with a 500 IQ

[@berthalopez8449]

Lol LOL LOL