The Don | EFAP Supercut

[@wumboooooo]

The EFAP Old Testament

[@JoeSchumacher477]

Question; if this is the old testament, when does the New Testament start?

[@HectorLopez0217]

@@JoeSchumacher477BF and AF when Fringy joined as host Efap episode 136

[@cakeonfrosting8105]

@@HectorLopez0217I would argue DW and PW, during wolf and post wolf

[@lunaticred0]

EFAP: The Book of Jared Genesis

[@samzilla567]

@@JoeSchumacher477 Post EFAP 200 was the New Testament.

[@Pink.andahalf]

"Don't quote the old magic to me, witch. I was there when it was laid down." -The Don

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

Gandalf was an avid disciple of The Don.

[@KosmicVader]

_“Ever since Becky passed away, playing the guitar for children at Hospitals and Orphanages is the only thing that brings me joy in life… I like to think is what she would’ve wanted”_ -*The Don*

Even after all this time the injustice still brings a tear to my eye. May Fred the Cosmic Chicken strike down this devil lady who harmed such a pure soul.

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

"Captain Marvel 2 needs to be about him getting his revenge" would've been a better sequel than what we got.

[@gliscaradu1424]

Imagine if the main villain lady gathered a bunch of people that were wronged by Carol

[@PowerSkiff12]

But along the way his reason changes from revenge to protecting earth from a destructive super being

[@stillsameguy2836]

Something I hadn't even considered until now is that, to The Don, the Kree suit probably just looked like a racing jacket for bikes. This perfect specimen thought he'd be able to connect with her through a common interest by sharing a ride on his motorcycle.

[@TOONYBOY]

That would be a realistic assumption, but in the film he does actually say "Nice scuba suit", implying he didn't think it was just a biker jacket

[@whitworth5s248]

Few people know that The Don's grandfather also met a famous super lady. In the pilot episode of Agent Carter, we get to see The Don's grandpa, who was a WW2 soldier and POW, btw... He was having a bad morning and was a bit snippy with a waitress, who seemed to give as much as she got. Then, none other than Captain America's friend Agent Carter walked up from his blind spot, jammed a fork under his arm, and declared that she intended to stab his brachial artery and let him bleed out there on the diner floor if he didn't leave and never come back. Turns out that The Don's family has had it rough with the psychopathic women of the Marvel universe.

[@mikavanpolen8418]

Wait, did that actually happen?

[@Mr.Dinosalt]

​@@mikavanpolen8418 It has been written in the old tablets friend

[@tevenpowell8023]

Hey, don't drag my girl Peggy into this.

[@whitworth5s248]

@@mikavanpolen8418 KZbin doesn't like links, but I found a video called "Agent Carter 1x01 - all Angie" that has the clip.

[@D00dman]

@@whitworth5s248lmao, I just found your comment there, too. Also, she coerced him to give up his money as well. While he *was* being a bit of a dick, this man was more likely than not struggling to deal with the trauma of surviving a war camp and participating in the war. Threatening to kill him AND forcing him to part with his money is just appalling and only shows The Don’s lineage to be one of hardy men who get dealt bad hands in their encounters with empowered females.

[@spouwnerring]

You know that we live in clown world when a SEASONED LAWYER not only argues in Captain Marvel's defence, but also DEFAMES THE DON.

[@debanydoombringer1385]

Seasoned is a bit of stretch. I mean I guess ambulance chasers are kind of seasoned, but not at winning.

[@SFTaYZa]

he meant SALTY HAHAHAHAHAAHHA @@debanydoombringer1385

[@RenegadeVile]

@@debanydoombringer1385 What do you base that criticism of Legal Eagle on?

[@CharlesUrban]

Finally, I know how this got started. "It's always darkest before The Don" is my favorite. Thank you, Wolf!

[@sometingwrong905]

That motorcycle was the only thing that brought him joy in his life

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

That and making others smile with joy.

[@Tyarrk]

let´s not forget she can fly, so she doesn´t even need it. Also she has amnesia, so how does she know how to use it? Not just her action makes no sense, her motivation does as well.

[@solidgamer1998]

It also brought joy to the orphans

[@axiss5840]

I can relate. If someone ever stole my bike I'd be seeking revenge

Beside Becky.....

[@urbanberndtsson]

"You're laughing. Everyone's talking about Don's tragic life and you're laughing!" - me to Fringy

[@Drak976]

This is what content is. His wife was always telling him to smile. She knew she was going to pass and wanted him to still try and be happy and made him promise that he would move on and not just live alone. He promised her that he'd at least try.

[@hyperbolicninja]

Becky really was a beautiful woman, both inside and out.

[@venomsnake4042]

We can clearly see the dip in quality of the MCU after they removed the Don

[@hyperbolicninja]

The Don once said "Don't worry guys even if you don't find new families, I'll always be here to give you my love." He was talking to the orphans who lost their parents during a test of an experimental space craft that exploded after being stolen by an airforce captain.

[@ViolentMessiah666]

A Walker & The Don buddy comedy is the only chance Disney has of turning things around. Praise The Don & bless the little orphans everywhere 🦏🥛

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

Don helps Walker deal with the death of his friend, who was murdered by terrorists, while Walker gives The Don company on his drive across the country to get to a charity he promised to be at. Probably call it Don Walking. Or Don Walker. Or Donning the Shield.

[@ViolentMessiah666]

@@RhysCallinan-bv1wi I fear Walker will have to do most of the driving. The Don still has issues with the nerves in his hand, how can he steer & change the radio at the same time? 😔

[@HerohammerStudios]

That sounds genuinely great. I'd watch that

[@zak7an2]

if Captain Marvel takes place in the 80s, could Don be a Vietnam veteran? i can't believe Plank would do something so cruel

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

Got a purple heart saving his platoon and a village of Orphans from the Vietcong.

[@mrshmuga9]

Well according to [the KZbinr I forgot], they’d get along great because the Vietnamese are as foreign as aliens, or something, lol.

[@zak7an2]

maybe Vietnam was his personal console war

[@warriorwebb8746]

He had just come back from the gulf war.

[@mohamedbelkacem9889]

You see, the Don went to the war bright eyed and came out cold and cynical, he then met his wife Becky who brought him joy and happiness, as she volunteered at an orphanage he saw that some of the orphans were escaped vietnamese from the war, feeling guilt he decided to help her and protect all orphans even after his wife died.

[@crimsonpotemkin]

It's funny how perfectly that Cpt Marvel scene fits into the "the worst she can say is no" meme

[@UniversalConscript]

Judging by this video Legal Eagle seems to be more of an ambulance chaser than a real laywer.

[@SiriusSphynx]

He's a hack with a nice guy face so dumb people listen to his audience bait advice

[@bahamut256]

He actually isn't a real lawyer. Call him Lionel Hutz in his comment section and he goes ballistic and he will shadowban you.

[@Laxhoop]

This character who had most of his screen time cut from a movie that came out half a decade ago, genuinely has more fans than Ms. Marvel, and it’s purely because of EFAP memes.

[@troo_6656]

The man, the myth, the legend. Truly deserving of his place in EFAP pantheon

[@Amarenamann]

"The Don did nothing wrong." -Bilbonious Bagginson von Bagginheim

[@Amarenamann]

Yes. 🗿

[@Laneous14]

Just like Iron Heart, Captain Marvel is a great villain in search of a movie to play opposite a real hero.

Well the only Iron Heart I know of is a japanese hero and her film is way better, lots of nudity though. 😆

[@Kwistoweeish]

These highlights are celestially epic! Filling in the gaps of the Deep EFAP lore for all the newbies who missed out on it the first time around.

[@soil-ew2nv]

His only crime was that he wanted people to smile more. His only joy in life was inspiring joy in other people's lives.

[@jbonify]

Everyone please say a prayer for the poor, hungry children of The Don.

[@reptarcar]

Legal eagle's take on this has to be the worst. Especially the part about it being taken as a threat. She's superpowered, nothing a human says or does to her would ever be a threat. It's like if a 5 yr old said they wanted to kill u, so u beat the shit out of them and then claimed "but they threatened me!"

[@RhysCallinan-bv1wi]

Even if she was human, Don wasn't doing anything threatening. She never told him to back off, just went for the handshake. She didn't even try.

[@thesmithbros7712]

its actualy worse than that, its more like if a child was annoying you and you drop kick them

[@chimeratheo1855]

Legal Eagle doesn't even apply here. She's not fully human anymore, meaning laws don't apply to her.

[@bluemutt9964]

​@@chimeratheo1855Be a real shame if they wrote a set of accords for heroes to follow for that very reason and then forget they even exist

[@TOONYBOY]

@@bluemutt9964 Well to be fair to the Accords, they were written 30 years in the future in Captain America: Civil War. Captain Marvel takes place in the 80's, I think?

[@Amarenamann]

"In the first age, long before the creation of the great thinkers, there was simply three good friends bonding over picking apart other people's videos, and critiquing them. The first one they critiqued, as many may not know of today, was the Forbidden One. During these seemingly forgotten times, a wolf long gone uttered this phrase, reciting it from a now holy scripture kept within the sacred Vaults of Objectivety. To be kept safe during the Objectivety vs Subjectivety War and when the Culture War finally descended upon EFAP. The scripture was once recited as often as the simple greeting "hi Rags" yet it is not so well known today. So, in memorial, to all those that find this message, and gaze at it with your eyes, as though it were well constructed hit box, I utter a greeting to you my fellow scholars of the Old Massive Testament of Objectivety. Before you take a bite out of a pizza you may or may not be consuming at this very moment of time, I say to you... Hello all my N-words." -The Massive Testament, Volume Zero, Year Zero, Mostly Complete Edition.

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

No, not Nitrogen Neutrons!!

Late Greetings my fellow Ewok.

[@blankadams3120]

Pretty sure I've heard this particular argument before, but... let's just swap the two characters and their respective powerlevels... Give Don the powers of the whatever Stone, and Carol's the one who comes up to bother him. So, he grabs her hand and threatens to crush it if she doesn't give him her clothes, her bike, and whatever the third thing was. How is that not abuse?

[@RedStar_N7]

Abusive superheroes can be cool though. That's just Homelander from The Boys. A show that has had way more long lasting success than anything coming out of marvel in the last 5 years. The difference is the writers dont treat him like the hero of the story. Marvel on the other hand, wants us to bend over backwards for their sociopath, narcissistic, holier-than-thou characters

[@blankadams3120]

@@RedStar_N7 If... you say so, about the abusive superheroes being cool... Personally? I'm really tired of the 'evil Superman' trope...

[@RedStar_N7]

@@blankadams3120 Hm... So I take it you're not a big fan of Hancock then? I think he's a great example of a superhero who abuses his power or is otherwise irresponsible with them, but is otherwise still a good guy deep down. And yes, if you take what I said and reduce that to "Evil Superman" then fine... but when you're only looking at things at the surface level, its no wonder you don't find any fascination in it. However many depictions of evil supermen currently exist, I can promise you there's faaaar more of the same boy scout cookie cutter versions of him out there. I don't think you should let bad executions of that trope drive you away from the concept entirely. My point is you can write interesting stories with "not so goody" types of superheroes and they could have done the same with Cpt. Marvel The big topic of discussion surrounding the movie will bring up genders and role reversals etc. Carol's gender be damned. I still think they could have made a good movie even with this attitude of hers. And the same could have worked if The Don was the one imposing his dominance

[@afelias]

You didn't swap the most important power though - the Don would become a woman and therefore can't be judged for her actions

[@IamaCosmonaut]

The Terminator 2 bar scene is how to do this scene correctly.

[@ZaraUnityMasters]

Praise be The Don

[@HectorLopez0217]

One must imagine Don happy

[@BlueKunai]

Blessed be The Don, saviour of orphans and giver of rides🙏

[@monopolizeme]

When they started reading out the Don names… just too iconic 😂

[@curethedarkness]

The context they all seem to forget is Carol is a god, therefore he cannot intimidate her. Furthermore her goading him into a handshake is entrapment as she has baited him into a position where she can intentionally hurt him with her god powers.

[@TOONYBOY]

It's like that stereotypical antagonist in a movie where they try to bait the underdog pipsqueak good guy into throwing a punch just so they have an excuse to beat the shit out of them in front of everyone while the good guy's older, more experienced friend is telling him not to take the bait

[@slade52]

We've been blessed! The Don be praised!

[@majorgrubert5887]

It’s always darkest before The Don

[@boggeddown778]

I fucking hate smiling and being asked to smile. I also hate kindness and being looked down on by men!

[@AppleInk]

Just as I was watchin' EFAP Lore: The Don, you guys drop this gem...thank you ❤️

[@shupakiko]

The most foundational EFAP lore moment for me. 🙏Praised be The Don ☀

[@mats1365]

Whatever you think of Robothead, if it wasn’t for him we would’ve never realized the greatness of the Don

[@mrshmuga9]

When an adlibbed joke pitch is better than the movie that it’s based on, you might have written a crappy movie, lol.

[@thechuck4979]

Thank you, Wolf, for this gem of a video. Praise the Don

[@ethan9870]

Unfortunately Dr Strange does it too. Justice for hotdog man.

[@changvasejarik62]

It was pizzaballs. Which is all the more reason he deserves justice.

[@Axis_._]

The Don is greatest efap meme of all time.

[@bigbangrafa8435]

You guys should make one about Oochie from the leaked Star Wars Episode 9 script, what the cast created around the character was much better than what actually was in the released movie.

[@AikanaroSauron]

The fact that they made this into a more relatable, lovely and compassion-worthy story than the whole Marvel run of the last several years really shows where this garbage industry belongs.

[@ericlane5148]

This was the very first live efap I could listen too fully because I had off from work that day. Long live the Don

[@TheJammerman]

SheHulk would have been 1000x more watchable if the entire plot was that The Don hires SheHulk to sue Captain Marvel in a civil case.

[@crocadillius6418]

I know you joke, but having a group of people who, say, had their cars flung by the Hulk at a villain in a battle sue the Hulk for damages may be an interesting premise. At least, more interesting than watching Mary sue hulk twerk and swipe on tinder.

[@Kwistoweeish]

I had forgotten how truly brilliant The Don’s origin in EFAP lore is. I had likewise forgotten how astronomically idiotic the attempts at defending Captain Marvel in this scene actually were… good rat.

[@Joe45-91]

Don but not forgotten

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

Captain marvel one made over 1 billion dollars Captain marvel 2 couldn't even break even Obviously the don carried the first movie and he's the reason the second one failed

[@swagman2250]

Browntable is actually advocating for the gay panic defense 😅

[@jeremyusreevu237]

All hail The Don!

[@13JackDiamond]

This video contains The Don. Women may instantly become pregnant if viewing The Don. Men too. Viewer discretion is advised.

[@TS-qr3rk]

This is exactly the "New Guy" meme

[@bad-people6510]

44:54 There's a reason he left out the word "reasonable" from that definition. All of this relies on the perspective of the reasonable person. For example, no jury would find that Superman is in reasonable fear of imminent death or great bodily harm (that actual legal standard for self defense) because someone asked him to smile. It could not be argued that she even finds the touching of a stranger's reading material criminal or offensive, as she does that very thing to an elderly man later in this very film.

[@bahamut256]

Look at the case of Michael Drejka, who claimed to be in fear for his life from an unarmed man. After Drejka approached the victim, walked up to his victim, less than a foot away and told him he had to leave, his victim did not instigate conflict instead politely told Droijka that it was a public parking space and he had permission to park there from the owner, and that Drejka did not have the authority to order him to leave. Drejka then pulled a handgun and opened fire without warning, claiming that the victim was too close to his personal space. Incredibly similar circumstances, the only difference was he didn't steal the vehicle. Drejka got life without possibility of parole.

[@lordkrauser]

I wonder if the actor for The Don is aware of his meme status as this divine paragon of wholesomeness

[@totally_not_a_troll]

I’ve been hoping for EFAP highlights for YEARS!

[@jessshilale3177]

All Hail The Don!!!

[@e.c.winner7252]

Don, but not forgotten.

[@JGGR89]

The Don Bless

[@ForgottenSpartan1]

Great to have this vital lore all together. Praise be

[@jackhenry2272]

Praise the Don!

[@the_ghetto_rig]

6:49 Still waiting on the Backdoor Sluts 12 unbridled critique @Mauler..

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

All Hail the Don! "Just Smile"

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

#donbutnotforgotten

[@justinstephens7624]

Praise be unto The Don

[@Amarenamann]

#TheDonDidNothingWrong

[@Saurus990]

This was the first EFAP I've seen live, what a trip. well, the first in this highlight

[@Koustav_04]

Don but not forgotten 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zolikoff]

Now I really want to see Don Wick the movie

[@boomer.beasley]

Don bless us all

[@ajmatheson2807]

The "SA" thing is a joke and absolutely laughable, but sadly, it's a real take... i got kicked out of a FB group a while back because the hypothetical situation was: You're a woman in a crowded bar, a man comes up behind you, gently touches your back as he squeezes behind you and the crowd. Maybe he makes eye contact and nods as his moves passed on his way to the bar/restroom/exit, maybe not... The overwhelming consensus from the women on the page was "thats SA!" I politely called BS and was bounced out.

[@debanydoombringer1385]

Wow! I've had that happen so often and not just from men. That's crazy. It's just to keep from bumping into you and startling you.

[@stevelucky7579]

If only Walker was there, he would have defended Don from the harm Captain flat was doing to him.

[@mordart714]

Think the funniest part is Mauler having faith in the American Education System. Really, Faith in the Jury, that got a laugh out of me.

[@olehoncho]

I've been trying to find the clip from one of the efaps that plays out like a fanfic where a massive confronts the council of efap and then goes away and meets The Don on a lonely highway - but I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of the efap videos to know where that one is from.

[@chicochan123]

a little fact, I dunno if anyone else has mentioned it, but the DON is Robert Kazinsky, a UK actor. he was in a soap called Eastenders, and has .many fans, mostly female lol

[@mikelinux1961]

the lawyer was the biggest dope.

[@AliRadicali]

Man, what a blast from the past.

[@tzuyd]

"He said a map or a newspaper because he's a lawyer and doesn't want to say anything absolute" Nah, it's because he's trying to relate it to a real life situation and he knows women can't read maps.

[@gaelstromproductions]

I've been waiting for this one!

[@stephenlanuto5993]

The court of efap with Don as the plantiff and captain marvel as the defendant

[@Andrea_Gabrielli]

She wasn’t just the inspiration for the name “Avengers”. She was also the inspiration for the song “Jukebox Hero.” 😂

[@geoffshaw2775]

Man I forgot how funny this bit was. Don bless you all

[@Dibbsi]

I stand with the don

[@mohamedbelkacem9889]

Short clip idea: "the funny thing is, they redeemed walker the same way i wanted prince charming to be redeemed in shrek the third" -EFAP 136

[@Elizabelle79]

Calling this SA makes me think of one of the 12 women who claimed Trump committed SA on her... in a crowded lobby before a show she felt something brush her bottom. She turned around and saw Trump turn to look at her (they were back to back in a CROWDED lobby... he looked embarrassed and turned away. That's it. Or the other one who said he went to kiss her, she said no, so he stopped. UGH it's SO ANNOYING to call this stuff SA. I'm an ACTUAL SA survivor and it's so degrading to actual victims. Thanks, I hate it.

[@The_blessed_dead]

Legal eagle should be disbarred for this take 💀

[@theliato3809]

We honor The Don and all he’s done for the world.

[@natewashere1228]

Praise be The DON. 🙏

[@MicrosoftNestleTea]

You want a ride, darlin'?

[@akumasstorytime3910]

It's fairly interesting to observe Carol Danvers (or many superheroes, tbh) in a legal setting because she has the inverse of an eggshell-skull (A hypothetical situation where a disease causes person A's bones to become brittle like an eggshell and person B knowingly or unknowingly causes severe damage or death to person A because of it) so what counts as damage? Like if a building collapses on superman but superman comes out unscathed than what damages does the construction company truly owe Superman?

[@hydriumstudio]

F for Don. #donstopbelieving

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

Wanting people to be happy makes you a villain

[@aaronrowell6943]

You know I kind of just realized... How does Captain marvel know how to drive a earth motorcycle ?

[@Soridan]

She grew up on Earth and was an Air Force pilot before the whole Kree shenanigans happened. Absolutely feasible that she knows how to, especially since it's kind of a trope that fighter pilots ride fast bikes as a hobby. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Necrow_Productions]

Whenever I am feeling down, I come here and it cheers me up. Hearing about The Don and his struggles and that he still chooses to be good always lifts me up. Also, hearing Wolf is always a joy!

[@dukeofdarlo5896]

As he sat at the dining table skimming through final demand letters with his broken hand a single tear ran down the Don's cheek as Timmy asked to throw the old ball around. He had to tell him no, but he didn't let Timmy see the tear. He didn't let him see! #IStandWithDon

[@jack.h99]

I hope Don is doing ok out there. Hang in there bud.

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

This is foreshadowing for what she would do to Hala

[@Michael_1138]

Watching the end of this makes me want to encourage MauLer to play KOTOR 2.

[@megahobbit5972]

Don Bless us all. Even saying when someone sneezes. Don Bless you. He was ahead of our time for sure

[@lobalee1873]

Don but not forgotten

[@rndomm0nkey847]

people are so anti social and moronic if a guy shaking hands and a flirt is sexual assault. for christ sake he didnt even touch her but the map.