The Drake Leak Wasn't Music

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

Күн бұрын

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Video Directed by Eric Shepard
Recorded at Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington, VT

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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 7 ай бұрын
Hi Friends. Thanks for watching! Make sure to like and subscribe. I have shows coming up in Birmingham Alabama, Grand Rapids MI, Stamford CT, Albany NY and more. Tix avail at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour
@Kingroove
@Kingroove 7 ай бұрын
Need a early release
@andrewcalss..
@andrewcalss.. 7 ай бұрын
Shes a timetraveler
@charliclonan4837
@charliclonan4837 7 ай бұрын
So hype for the gr show!!!
@dnichs7739
@dnichs7739 7 ай бұрын
When u coming to London?
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 7 ай бұрын
Bloxka Fella Records 🗽 I AM THE MODERN DAY JAY Z. AND I WILL BE ATTENDING the show 🎫 🔥
@nanakufuor1800
@nanakufuor1800 7 ай бұрын
"Do you think I could fight a bear?" That's the male equivalent of "would you love me if I was a worm?"😂
@LostInSpace22
@LostInSpace22 4 ай бұрын
Naw FACTS
@elsagreen1476
@elsagreen1476 4 ай бұрын
Lmao. "Yes you would sweetie."
@alexandertiberius1098
@alexandertiberius1098 7 ай бұрын
I was beaten up by a goat when I was 19. He didn't look like much of a threat, but that first hit got me in the hip and put me on the ground and from there on, it was his world.
@ebbyc1817
@ebbyc1817 7 ай бұрын
😂
@anathimakapela4227
@anathimakapela4227 7 ай бұрын
Man I'm sorry 😂😂😂 I'm really sorry
@EmD789
@EmD789 7 ай бұрын
I had to pause the video bc I laughed SOOOO uncontrollably hard and loud that I dropped my phone. I'm sorry that that happened (and this is coming from someone who got chased by a possum). But, I will always think of you and this story and laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🫶🏾
@alexandertiberius1098
@alexandertiberius1098 7 ай бұрын
It's fine, I shouldn't have been teasing him. Respect nature, people. 😅
@anathimakapela4227
@anathimakapela4227 7 ай бұрын
@@alexandertiberius1098 the follow-up is even more unhinged 😅 but I'm still sorry. I hope nature has been kinder to you since 💜
@cameronfox4393
@cameronfox4393 7 ай бұрын
Ironically, male antelopes (which are related to gazelles) sometimes actually do hang back in reach of a lion, but then when it starts chasing them, run away to flex how fast they are and impress females.
@cameronfox4393
@cameronfox4393 7 ай бұрын
This behavior is called stotting
@SeeStuDo
@SeeStuDo 7 ай бұрын
​@@cameronfox4393don't lie, I feel like I fell into real knowledge here. Please see e be true 😂❤
@AutisticBarbie
@AutisticBarbie 7 ай бұрын
That was informative, ty
@ogreboy8843
@ogreboy8843 7 ай бұрын
I feel like a lot of the males in these species also spent a lot of time smashing their heads into each other over and over. I bet if they could talk they'd be talking about how they could definitely beat a bear or a lion in a fight while they were doing that.
@brittmelugin200
@brittmelugin200 7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@tyguy4742
@tyguy4742 7 ай бұрын
This man has all new material every time he's on stage. Absolute legend.
@eschwarz1003
@eschwarz1003 7 ай бұрын
and it's really good
@aazhie
@aazhie 7 ай бұрын
New and quality. So funny and insightful!! Love him:)
@JasonlaroseLaRose
@JasonlaroseLaRose 7 ай бұрын
Funny. Who is this WNBA player?
@mikemartin606
@mikemartin606 7 ай бұрын
​@@JasonlaroseLaRose🦗
@JasonlaroseLaRose
@JasonlaroseLaRose 7 ай бұрын
@@mikemartin606 You don't know either? Typical WNBA fan.
@averagegenderenthusiast7178
@averagegenderenthusiast7178 7 ай бұрын
i genuinely hope that that person with the witches cackle has a nice day because their constantly howling laughter brought me a lot of joy
@devlyn873
@devlyn873 7 ай бұрын
The best laugh truly
@moniqueengleman873
@moniqueengleman873 7 ай бұрын
Those are humorous people. My favorite kind
@nicomoist5336
@nicomoist5336 7 ай бұрын
as someone who used to perform, we love those witches in the back ❤🫶🧙‍♀️ 🫶🏽
@lashundamartin7777
@lashundamartin7777 7 ай бұрын
Oh I promise you she got her life this night 😂
@pullingweeds
@pullingweeds 7 ай бұрын
There are a few Seinfeld episodes with an audience member with a similar laugh. Her laugh made the show even better!
@bchearne
@bchearne 7 ай бұрын
Regarding male overconfidence, the mammoths they’ve found in tar pits are pretty much all adolescent males. So maybe we’re not alone in being idiots
@kellylyons1038
@kellylyons1038 7 ай бұрын
The most dangerous life stage of any animal is that of the juvenile male. I dont know what it is, but it transcends species...
@infernodelta70
@infernodelta70 6 ай бұрын
@@kellylyons1038big enough to do things on our own, dumb enough to still need our parents. At least that’s how I’d think of it.
@playinglifeoneasy9226
@playinglifeoneasy9226 5 ай бұрын
I lived near the La Brea tar pits so yea.
@Neenerella333
@Neenerella333 5 ай бұрын
The ONLY population bitten by gila monsters is young dudes(5-20y.o). Gila monsters move like giant tortoises, are easier to see than a diamond back(red and black beaded skin) and hide in the shade during the day, and are hella venomous. But you have to be putting your hand IN ITS MOUTH to get bitten.
@rensins08
@rensins08 5 ай бұрын
But comparing teenage animals to adult men.....I mean, if their still on the same level, maybe we're not the smartest animal on the planet 😆
@justinnyugen7015
@justinnyugen7015 7 ай бұрын
Geese probably have the "do you think you can take on a bear" conversation all the time. They'll attack anything.
@cakedUraniumMuffin
@cakedUraniumMuffin 7 ай бұрын
And many terriers as well!
@shiraz9986
@shiraz9986 7 ай бұрын
They chased after me, it was frightening.
@rakninja
@rakninja 5 ай бұрын
it took me a second to realize you were talking about the animal, and not geese howard.
@edgarflores5569
@edgarflores5569 5 ай бұрын
@@shiraz9986 It happened to me too!!
@bladewolf39
@bladewolf39 5 ай бұрын
Small dogs: "You think you can take on a bear?" "YES!" "ME TOO!" "HELL YEAH BROTHERMAN!" "LETS GO FIGHT A BEAR RIGHT NOW!" "YEAH LETS KICK THEIR BITCH ASSES!"
@spenx09
@spenx09 7 ай бұрын
"More Drake than I thought there was" 😂😂😂😂 a masterclass in subtlety
@Pou1gie1
@Pou1gie1 7 ай бұрын
His situation looked small to me
@nicholascharles9625
@nicholascharles9625 4 ай бұрын
​@@Pou1gie1therapy can help with insecurity
@kflow250
@kflow250 4 ай бұрын
​@@Pou1gie1 no it didn't
@xyrissavage4983
@xyrissavage4983 3 ай бұрын
​@@kflow250amazing comment. "no it did not. you are lying"
@kflow250
@kflow250 3 ай бұрын
@xyrissavage4983 it's accurate and direct. I'd give it a 7/10
@straitJacketFashion
@straitJacketFashion 7 ай бұрын
Flies are the reason I have a pact with spiders.
@korganrocks3995
@korganrocks3995 7 ай бұрын
I don't mind flies, cuz they're loners. If I see an ant on the other hand, I know she's bringing an army with her!
@elizam8714
@elizam8714 6 ай бұрын
They actually mind their business and go about their day
@korganrocks3995
@korganrocks3995 6 ай бұрын
@@elizam8714Except that one time a spider tried to give me a heart attack by descending from the ceiling right in front of my face... Since then the pact has been broken! 😄
@playinglifeoneasy9226
@playinglifeoneasy9226 5 ай бұрын
@@elizam8714 are you kidding?? Lady flies lay eggs, and then…”MAGGOTS”!!!!
@ModestMousekateer
@ModestMousekateer 5 ай бұрын
Same, but because of mosquitoes. Spiders are allies in the hunt
@Holden_Stuff
@Holden_Stuff 5 ай бұрын
The joke about fighting a bear transitioning into fighting a fly back to beating a bear is outstanding holy cow this guy is a legend in the making.
@Weglat
@Weglat 7 ай бұрын
Bro 100% I do not know how you kept it together with that ladies laughing lmao
@tashakbowens8616
@tashakbowens8616 7 ай бұрын
She sounds like a hyena
@lashundamartin7777
@lashundamartin7777 7 ай бұрын
Ok! cause her laugh had me cracking up! Sound like my aunties 😂.
@DJvNastyTX
@DJvNastyTX 7 ай бұрын
Comedians literally love making people laugh.. it'd be pretty hypocritical to be bothered by a laugh while doing a stand up
@YahtzeeB
@YahtzeeB 7 ай бұрын
​@@DJvNastyTX I think the original poster meant he don't know how he didn't start laughing himself, not that hed be bothered by it.
@FrisbeeGirl
@FrisbeeGirl 7 ай бұрын
Truth! I figured he was just on a roll because some of his funniest asides/crowd work have been inspired by a single laugher.
@ziaquwonetann-roberts6265
@ziaquwonetann-roberts6265 7 ай бұрын
That lady got her money’s worth
@emjay313
@emjay313 7 ай бұрын
Right!
@PHILDR85
@PHILDR85 7 ай бұрын
Hell yeah she did 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davey70dave
@davey70dave 7 ай бұрын
As funny as Josh is... I'd pay more money to see that lady's laugh live.
@amateurflor13
@amateurflor13 7 ай бұрын
right she was having the time of her life😂
@anonymixx8106
@anonymixx8106 7 ай бұрын
I have faith in knowing that the way I laugh at him this man in my home, I would be this woman at the show 😂
@KaraZiasapiens
@KaraZiasapiens 7 ай бұрын
"Turns to me. Unprovoked..." 😂😂😂
@thatsunfortunate2771
@thatsunfortunate2771 6 ай бұрын
"We're the only males who are overly confident in our abilities" Josh has apparently never met a male Chihuahua 😂
@aracelylopezpsyd5794
@aracelylopezpsyd5794 5 ай бұрын
FACTS!!
@nysunflower9439
@nysunflower9439 4 ай бұрын
Even a female chihuahua
@Eisaku2
@Eisaku2 4 ай бұрын
Chihuahuas don't have confidence, they have psychosis
@stephdau
@stephdau 7 ай бұрын
Hard work and talent deserve recognition.
@luckypirate5323
@luckypirate5323 3 ай бұрын
AYYYYY LESSSSS GOOOOOO
@Faretheewell608
@Faretheewell608 Ай бұрын
I do not like standup because I fear a joke falling flat. Josh never has a flat joke.
@JonnieQ.01
@JonnieQ.01 7 ай бұрын
He is literally both my relaxing comedy and my scary current events update 😂
@faith1780
@faith1780 7 ай бұрын
“Yo everybody daddy die sometimes” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way I HOLLERED laughing lol
@TheReminecers
@TheReminecers 7 ай бұрын
How does this man know the news before the news does?!
@janeeyre1990
@janeeyre1990 7 ай бұрын
He writes for The Daily Show It's part of his job, and all his coworkers are probably following the news and social media closely too
@thasfun
@thasfun 7 ай бұрын
​@janeeyre1990 Wow, didn't know that.
@MORRIS.MAZE.V.BIGGEST.FAN1
@MORRIS.MAZE.V.BIGGEST.FAN1 7 ай бұрын
​@@janeeyre1990oh wow I didn't know that's awesome I love the daily show
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 7 ай бұрын
​@@janeeyre1990ahh.. you stole the words right from my cerebral 😂😂😂😂
@thokoZ
@thokoZ 7 ай бұрын
Probably twitter, I saw all of the stuff he talked about on twitter😂 I always wait every week to see if he’s gonna use any of the news articles I read for material.
@vc6218
@vc6218 7 ай бұрын
This man said “cheer up and look down” lmaooo
@ladybluelotus
@ladybluelotus 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@BoogieBoogsForever
@BoogieBoogsForever 7 ай бұрын
That's the new slogan for the 2024. 😎😆
@leaffinite2001
@leaffinite2001 3 ай бұрын
That part got me fr
@lane_actual_
@lane_actual_ 5 ай бұрын
“When it comes to bugs, I could be braver” Same, bro
@bonnie_rose
@bonnie_rose Ай бұрын
The small things are more likely to kill you than the big ones.
@THarSul
@THarSul 7 ай бұрын
“But on the other hand, no more sad songs.” This made me laugh so hard my cat looked at me like i’d grown a second head 😂
@jennalondonrichards
@jennalondonrichards 7 ай бұрын
I liked, "What you sad for? Look down"
@THarSul
@THarSul 7 ай бұрын
@@jennalondonrichards lmfao, 110%, the entire bit is fantastic 🤣
@dvineslim
@dvineslim 7 ай бұрын
I think that your friend’s been listening to Mystical “If you eva see me fighting in da forest with a grizzly bear, help da bear”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shavontaeblackwell1381
@shavontaeblackwell1381 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@crnkmnky
@crnkmnky 7 ай бұрын
"Here I go! Watch ya self!"
@DJvNastyTX
@DJvNastyTX 7 ай бұрын
"Cause that b*tch gon need it"😂😂
@samylemzaoui2298
@samylemzaoui2298 7 ай бұрын
truly one of the freestyles ever
@mikemartin606
@mikemartin606 7 ай бұрын
Literally came here for this🤣🚨🐻
@laurenm3148
@laurenm3148 7 ай бұрын
"That's a bear's apartment now."
@neets7519
@neets7519 7 ай бұрын
👌on a t-shirt
@Ryan-et3sx
@Ryan-et3sx 7 ай бұрын
traveled from new hampshire to vermont for this show and it did not disappoint! never been to a comedy club before and im glad that this was my first experience.
@quixotichippie
@quixotichippie 7 ай бұрын
you set some high standards right out the gate, huh? imo he's gonna be one of the true legendary comics of this generation, hope to see him when he comes back thru Atlanta!
@misfitbritt
@misfitbritt 7 ай бұрын
Vermonter here. This venue is adorable and keep an eye cuz some dope comedians roll thru here! I suggest Boston or even NH too for shows. I absolutely LOVE the comedy world. I live 10 min from this spot. But I'm sickly. So bummed I had to miss this! Glad you picked an incredible 1st show! So fun!
@Miss_Patron
@Miss_Patron 7 ай бұрын
That 1 woman in the crowd cackling away is having a BLAST!!!! 😂😂
@SirStumblebum
@SirStumblebum 4 ай бұрын
I mean you answered your own question. That fly thought, “Yeah, I could fight a human.”
@jwstout007
@jwstout007 7 ай бұрын
8:40 cameraman fell out, that’s when you know you did good.
@CCela1608
@CCela1608 7 ай бұрын
Hahaha yeah 😂
@tuesdays_child85
@tuesdays_child85 7 ай бұрын
Sure did 😂
@seosamh.forbes
@seosamh.forbes 7 ай бұрын
I'm so glad Jon Stewart is back on the Daily Show but Josh would've been the next best choice.
@dominquebanton9758
@dominquebanton9758 7 ай бұрын
Did trevor noah official leave?
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 7 ай бұрын
He'd be the best best choice because he is the new landscape of thought. But Jon once a week til election hopefully will get the vote out? There are so many voters influenced by misinformation it is hard to tell
@domocan6877
@domocan6877 7 ай бұрын
Would love for Josh to get that opportunity and that bank. But he’s been flourishing in this stand up niche. Late night shows are a grind and tend to cram its hosts into a particular style that restricts and fits certain kinds of comedians over others. Trevor Noah is great but his tenure as the host was just good. With every off camera or behind the scenes vid they do showing him talk off the cuff and suddenly he’s phenomenal again, more comfortable. Same thing with Colbert, pre vs post late night are very different performers. If Josh can get that top spot fuck yeah get it! But I think the style he’s cultivated over the years will get stifled or not fit the late night format.
@conwaytwittyer2667
@conwaytwittyer2667 7 ай бұрын
He’s only hosting Mondays, the position is still open.
@conwaytwittyer2667
@conwaytwittyer2667 7 ай бұрын
@@wordzmythmaybe he’ll endorse a functioning candidate
@Emuney12
@Emuney12 7 ай бұрын
I love how Josh always takes to time to explain context for everything, even if it's about something as prominent as Drake.
@korganrocks3995
@korganrocks3995 7 ай бұрын
He knows not everyone has the same interests or media consumption. Hell, I only heard about him because of the grooming stuff, otherwise he'd be as unknown to me as the average famous rapper.
@MsGnor
@MsGnor 7 ай бұрын
@Emuney12 and Drake's prominent prominence 😂🚀🍆🪐
@szeverenyiorsolya3506
@szeverenyiorsolya3506 7 ай бұрын
I just feel like Josh is the whole world's talented nephew, that's why we all want to see him getting more successful😊 Love you Josh,keep saying stuff about anything😅
@robwoodring9437
@robwoodring9437 7 ай бұрын
"Buncha old men.....hard & aware" fkin killed me
@furrymonkeything
@furrymonkeything 7 ай бұрын
I thought that was an expression just unknown to me. Thought he meant hard "in a wear" in his underwear 😅 Made me laff, but I missed its double meaning. The aware ls because he no longer has !alzheimer's, genius.😂
@trishaaustin
@trishaaustin 7 ай бұрын
This kid is putting in the work! He's going places.
@driascott9095
@driascott9095 7 ай бұрын
"Cheer up and look down" is CRAZZZYYY 🤣
@Ohwowthatshowwedo369
@Ohwowthatshowwedo369 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@LGW27
@LGW27 7 ай бұрын
😂The one female audience member kept me laughing. She was infectious.
@rbae
@rbae 7 ай бұрын
Made it even funnier imagining Toad from mario in the crowd 😭😊
@gypsytarot22
@gypsytarot22 7 ай бұрын
No more sad songs!😂🤩😂Thank you for that gem Sir
@avataraarow
@avataraarow 7 ай бұрын
Look, I’m not saying it’s a good idea to send aliens nudes… but if we’re gonna do it we should really cover our bases. Who knows what kind of aliens we’re gonna get? Send em some pictures of iguanas and frogs and sharks too
@WinterSo1dier
@WinterSo1dier 5 ай бұрын
First alien contact is gonna be a message at 2:13am… “You up?”
@enzomthethwa5861
@enzomthethwa5861 7 ай бұрын
Josh is starting to look BUILT. Look at that chest!
@QweenKoopa-
@QweenKoopa- 7 ай бұрын
Right 🥵
@foxybluu3357
@foxybluu3357 7 ай бұрын
I noticed that like what’s going on lol lol glad I wasn’t the only one lol
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын
We'll know he's arrived at max swole when he bares the arms and elbows!
@shavontaeblackwell1381
@shavontaeblackwell1381 7 ай бұрын
Right I noticed that too!
@makisupaPIGman
@makisupaPIGman 7 ай бұрын
Is he going trans? Its ok if he is. Funny either way. I accept him or her.
@GeldarionTFS
@GeldarionTFS 7 ай бұрын
If it weren't news that had happened literally this week, I'd assume you'd been working on this set for a year. It is so good. Great callbacks, perfect timing. Loved it.
@SavageGreywolf
@SavageGreywolf 7 ай бұрын
Nothing proves the Dunning-Kruger effect more than asking any random NASCAR audience member if they think they could beat an angry gorilla in a fist fight
@edgarflores5569
@edgarflores5569 5 ай бұрын
I knew that there was a technical name forr that but didn't knew what it was. thanks a lot, sir!
@Kaspar.C0LD
@Kaspar.C0LD 5 ай бұрын
"Savage Grey wolf". Lmfao. The irony of the furfag.
@hanshandkante5055
@hanshandkante5055 5 ай бұрын
That is not the Dunning-Kruger Effect, that is just simple ignorance and machismo. The Dunning Kruger effect means that the less someone knows about the topic, the more they overestimate their expertise in this area. In other words: The less someone knows about a topic, the more difficult it is for that person to assess their knowledge and the more likely it is that the person will overestimate their knowledge. This was clearly visible during the pandemic - doctors generally spoke very cautiously because they knew that they did not understand the topic in the same way as virologists or epidemiologists. Complete laypeople, on the other hand, believed that they understood every aspect of the pandemic. Ironically, your comment was a perfect example for the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
@hanshandkante5055
@hanshandkante5055 5 ай бұрын
@@d_mb The Dunning Kruger Effect is not about SKILLS, but about COMPETENCE. That's not always the same. When social psychologists talk about competence they ALWAYS mean cognitive competence. What does this mean in relation to the Dunning Kruger effect? It is said that the lack of COGNITIVE competence causes people to overestimate their abilities MORE than those who have these cognitive abilities. BUT Dunning and Kruger also found that these individuals assess themselves and others better as they improve their skills through training or practice. But that can't be the case when fighting a gorilla because NO ONE can beat a damn gorilla no matter how hard you train. If you would train these ignorants they would believe EVEN MORE that they can defeat the Gorilla. In other words: the Dunning Kruger Effect can be cured by education, however pure stupidity and inbreeding of american hillbillies over seven generations cannot be cured.
@Ichiyoru
@Ichiyoru 7 ай бұрын
I love how his comedy is a mix of being chronically online and being very nosy about the going ons of the world 😂 Lmao!
@jojotheoj
@jojotheoj 7 ай бұрын
You have that Michael Che and Pete Davidson charisma that when you break and laugh at your own joke or smile preemptively at your next one, it’s even funnier. Like laughing with an old friend.
@clareellen7722
@clareellen7722 7 ай бұрын
Damn Josh is a genius with all his constant new material and it’s all so brilliant BUT this set is gonna be one of my all time favs
@ebbyc1817
@ebbyc1817 7 ай бұрын
His set on J. Majors is still my fave. 😊
@emmabunch-benson4795
@emmabunch-benson4795 7 ай бұрын
Cheer UP and look DOWN is hilarious
@wouldiwasshookspeared4087
@wouldiwasshookspeared4087 5 ай бұрын
💀
@julianr165
@julianr165 7 ай бұрын
“Now they can be evil, longer…literally!” Such a sucker-punch of a joke. 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@armanimojo7516
@armanimojo7516 7 ай бұрын
It was "titties was all you had to say" that took me out 😂😂😂😂
@thumbprint9
@thumbprint9 7 ай бұрын
Old hard and aware men. Seared in my mind forever.
@mrs.bryonna.l.taylor
@mrs.bryonna.l.taylor 7 ай бұрын
I love this for that lady. She is having a time 😂
@LydiAtheistLady
@LydiAtheistLady 7 ай бұрын
The “No More Sad Songs” bit hit hard! I loved the audience reaction and Josh trying not to laugh himself. So good! 😂
@Professional_444
@Professional_444 7 ай бұрын
👩‍🍳💋
@pri_shay_dior
@pri_shay_dior 7 ай бұрын
Something with 9 legs is an alien. Why do you have an odd number of legs? I'd be concerned. 😂
@ladybluelotus
@ladybluelotus 7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ebbyc1817
@ebbyc1817 7 ай бұрын
" Why do you have an odd number of legs? " Hahahaha that was too funny 😂
@Uff-dada
@Uff-dada 7 ай бұрын
I have 3 legs
@aviasilas2255
@aviasilas2255 5 ай бұрын
Facts! Even numbers only! NO legs is even ok. But 9?! No sir and no thank you 😂😂😂
@NedInYaHead
@NedInYaHead 4 ай бұрын
​@@aviasilas2255think Drake must be an alien then...
@LaVenderlocx
@LaVenderlocx 7 ай бұрын
The lady’s laughter is sending me!🤣🤣🤣🤣💜💜💜💜
@OdinSonne
@OdinSonne 7 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson: A new master of stream of consciousness comedy? That's how I describe it - thoughts?
@litawi7869
@litawi7869 7 ай бұрын
I like it! He’s the quintessential “funny person “. I’d take one of those over the kind that manufacture and memorize all their material any day!
@OdinSonne
@OdinSonne 7 ай бұрын
Great description! @@litawi7869
@sweetreat30
@sweetreat30 7 ай бұрын
I concur
@exceptionalcreationswithto1895
@exceptionalcreationswithto1895 7 ай бұрын
Needed some laughter in my day. This is perfect timing😁🙌🏾😊
@nettieforce1
@nettieforce1 4 ай бұрын
😁🌹🌹🌹
@foxybluu3357
@foxybluu3357 7 ай бұрын
I love his style of comedy
@lashundamartin7777
@lashundamartin7777 7 ай бұрын
Yes me too, he proves you can be hilarious with having clean material and not having to roast the audience. He just talks about current topics and relatable things. ❤
@foxybluu3357
@foxybluu3357 7 ай бұрын
@@lashundamartin7777 right I love clean comedy 💙
@JanneBernards
@JanneBernards 7 ай бұрын
Clean? He just spent 10 minutes making dick jokes.
@eyesonthepiescc
@eyesonthepiescc 7 ай бұрын
Flies take off in reverse. Swat behind them. You're welcome.
@janethoward2155
@janethoward2155 6 ай бұрын
😮
@brandonhawkins6844
@brandonhawkins6844 5 ай бұрын
Wtf? Oh its ON
@eyesonthepiescc
@eyesonthepiescc 5 ай бұрын
@@brandonhawkins6844 Try it out. Tell me I'm lying. Spread the word.
@lane_actual_
@lane_actual_ 5 ай бұрын
Whaaaaaaat?! 😮
@JustinWoo
@JustinWoo 7 ай бұрын
Josh needs a Netflix special.
@JennyLopez-gj5uh
@JennyLopez-gj5uh 6 ай бұрын
TOTALLY AGREE😊
@user-tc5pl3zw3h
@user-tc5pl3zw3h 4 ай бұрын
The Fly Guy - by Dr. Seuss Look at this guy. Isn't he fly? He's a really fly guy. He's extra super fly. He's is far more fly than I. Oh no! Did he die?! How did he die? He fell in the shower becaus because of a fly. It flew right into his eye. He was wet and wet, and not even close to dry. But he was a guper fly guy! He can't just die by a fly! Was he high? Aye. He was a super fly guy, who was super fly high, and showered with a super strong fly, that flew right into his eye while he was not even dry. I see. I guess that would cause anyone to die. Alright, then, bye.
@tishanasimon7600
@tishanasimon7600 7 ай бұрын
Everyone says Keep yah head up....Josh says "Look down!"
@tierralanae2205
@tierralanae2205 7 ай бұрын
That woman's laugh was the highlight especially when she would get it a second later.. that's me
@NoNotThatPaul
@NoNotThatPaul 4 ай бұрын
"The fly came at me..." 😂
@user-tc5pl3zw3h
@user-tc5pl3zw3h 4 ай бұрын
Yes, you can definitely fight a bear... for a minute. You will lose, and die, but you can fight a bear.
@tonyhokenson
@tonyhokenson 7 ай бұрын
One of the best comedians working today. I look forward to these videos every week.
@ClayMastah344
@ClayMastah344 7 ай бұрын
Audience sounds like the looney tunes lol😂
@PHILDR85
@PHILDR85 7 ай бұрын
😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hollivybez
@hollivybez 7 ай бұрын
8:43 Thanks for saying this - everyone does deserve their privacy…
@squashylemur5415
@squashylemur5415 7 ай бұрын
I have had to explain to my coworker before why a chimpanzee would win against him, at some point i just said go try it☠️
@MayMoment_
@MayMoment_ 6 күн бұрын
Theyre a different species, theyre LITERALLY built different. Their muscles are denser and stronger than any humans just because of their genetics. 0% chance a person beats a chimp without a weapon
@KantoKait
@KantoKait 7 ай бұрын
If Josh Johnson were 6'5, he'd be dangerous. He might even be able to take a bear 🐻
@Cheshieruu
@Cheshieruu 7 ай бұрын
you're putting too much confidence into tall people... bears got a bite strong enough to crush a bowling ball, can run 40 yards in 2 seconds, can weigh between 400 to 800 pounds, and have the strength of like 5 human adults. plus, bears survive _for a living._ we live in a society of convenience where we don't even gotta leave out house to get food... but hey, Darwinism. fuck around find out
@brockmeade4450
@brockmeade4450 7 ай бұрын
If he came at it right
@CW1444holycity
@CW1444holycity 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂y’all play too much🤣
@KantoKait
@KantoKait 7 ай бұрын
For context: I appreciate Josh Johnson . Dulce and Josh joked about how cool he would be, had he become tall.
@ms.rstake_1211
@ms.rstake_1211 7 ай бұрын
His comedy would make sense anywhere... COME TO WEST AFRICA 😊... ❤️ FROM 🇳🇬❗ ...start with naija or Ghana 🇬🇭.
@SeeStuDo
@SeeStuDo 7 ай бұрын
Josh slowly moving into thirst trap status 💚😘
@jc3m
@jc3m 7 ай бұрын
the "I'm naked, I'm wet" comment got me 😳
@mikailb5031
@mikailb5031 7 ай бұрын
that lady in the back at the end has got the craziest laugh.
@Brandon-os3qr
@Brandon-os3qr 7 ай бұрын
I don't know how I never had this thought, but...the story-telling skills, the build-up, the ability to take on really abstract or political matters (or the goofiest ones), the delivery...Josh Johnson is Wholesome Dave Chappelle. Tell me I'm wrong.
@MoonShadowWolfe
@MoonShadowWolfe 5 ай бұрын
We could really do with replacing Chappelle with someone with empathy and work ethic, yes. Josh can have what he deserves, and spoiled old men who haven't been funny in over ten years can leave.
@whalefall413
@whalefall413 6 ай бұрын
Someone was cackling in there and I'm all for it.
@juliebiggerbear7300
@juliebiggerbear7300 7 ай бұрын
7:01 this is why you should always know where your towel is!
@A.M.intheAM
@A.M.intheAM 7 ай бұрын
What a hoopy frood
@Just0neVoice
@Just0neVoice 7 ай бұрын
Is this a secret hitchhiker thing?
@sportyeight7769
@sportyeight7769 5 ай бұрын
Don't panic
@commentsforthealgorithm
@commentsforthealgorithm 7 ай бұрын
Ppl laughing hard at a comedy show have to be like a laugh track in a sitcom 😂 I love it
@momusic3327
@momusic3327 7 ай бұрын
He’s the kinda guy that hanging out would be a day of non stop laughter. He’s naturally funny
@asukachan07
@asukachan07 7 ай бұрын
I've been wondering if Josh is improvising. His material is always freshly out of social media, so it's not like he has much time to work on them before his stand ups. He's landing all the jokes, that's for sure!
@GeminiRosche
@GeminiRosche 4 ай бұрын
Man, that joke about viagra and Alzheimer’s took me the fuck out
@JayywavySurfingLaughs4Days
@JayywavySurfingLaughs4Days 7 ай бұрын
Drake and NASA couldn't resist sharing their out-of-this-world assets! 😂🚀📸
@PanasheMungani
@PanasheMungani 7 ай бұрын
I need a weekly show where Josh reeds the weeks news and updates and just says stupid funny things 😂 I would actually pay money for that😂
@PanasheMungani
@PanasheMungani 7 ай бұрын
I just know he'll start with "did yall see the .....😂
@sandraroehrig9142
@sandraroehrig9142 7 ай бұрын
I’m only okay with NASA sending nudes if they include the message, “U up?” 😂😂😂
@XOXO-xp2fg
@XOXO-xp2fg 7 ай бұрын
8:42 cameraperson fell out lol
@Readactedsubtracted
@Readactedsubtracted 4 ай бұрын
Seeeeee….you started this whole bear vs man thing.
@DarkHarlequin
@DarkHarlequin 7 ай бұрын
"No more sad songs!" was brilliantly set up and delivered 😁
@phuture2975
@phuture2975 7 ай бұрын
josh is the only way i stay up to date with current events 😂😂
@justgivenofox9543
@justgivenofox9543 7 ай бұрын
When you down bad popping a fly with anything feels good
@JessicaC-x4v
@JessicaC-x4v 7 ай бұрын
Josh, you're a machine! Such fresh comedy that you sometimes inform me of events! Thanks again!
@PotooBurd
@PotooBurd 7 ай бұрын
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
@Simplelivingslowliving
@Simplelivingslowliving 7 ай бұрын
You are brilliant man. You cure depressive days for me.
@delilahgreen5946
@delilahgreen5946 7 ай бұрын
Don't only use a fly swatter! Get windex or any spray and stay still. Catch the fly mid flight and keep spraying until them wings get wet and it falls. Then you attack.
@sunnydays9144
@sunnydays9144 7 ай бұрын
I feel like I've seen enough clips from him to fill a special, but they're always topical, like he's making up new material every day and workshopping it in every show😅 maybe it's the nature youtube shorts, but I'm impressed
@petarjovicic3311
@petarjovicic3311 4 ай бұрын
Gazelle vs lion is perfect drake vs kendrick analogy
@Lora-G
@Lora-G 7 ай бұрын
Happy Fat Tuesday. Let the Good Times ROLL🎉
@alicefreist318
@alicefreist318 7 ай бұрын
Every time I see there's a new video clip of his, I stop everything to watch it. My husband no longer interrupts me when it's Josh Johnson I'm watching.
@PurpleHazePro
@PurpleHazePro 7 ай бұрын
Can we send Whitney Houston’s albums or something to the aliens ? 🤣 Let’s send our best…
@emjay313
@emjay313 7 ай бұрын
😂
@veritush
@veritush 7 ай бұрын
"old, hard, and aware" on a t-shirt
@dont-worry-about-it-
@dont-worry-about-it- 7 ай бұрын
Omg that's exactly how I've been swatting flies since i was like 10 years old lol, i thought it would be cool if i could and we always lost the fly swatter(s). I've gotten really good at it, flies stand no chance when I'm around! A hand towel is like the perfect size where you don't get too close and scare it away and not as huge as a regular towel
@murdermittensnyc
@murdermittensnyc 7 ай бұрын
Hard and aware. 😂😂
@CajonesandCannolis
@CajonesandCannolis 7 ай бұрын
omggggggg i lost it at that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😮‍💨
@KalicoKal
@KalicoKal 4 ай бұрын
3 months later and we no longer want to send the aliens drake
@launabseeme
@launabseeme 5 ай бұрын
Yo they completely missed the funniest line (to me). My guy said "Cheer up and look down!"😂😂😂😂 JJ is hilarious! 🤣
@julierosemodelproductions
@julierosemodelproductions 7 ай бұрын
what an electric croud! one day i'll see you live lmao what a set!!
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