Judge Gets Tackled & The Jeffrey Epstein List

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

Күн бұрын

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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 10 ай бұрын
Hi friends thanks for watching! Make sure to like and subscribe. I have upcoming shows in West Nyack NY, Burlington VT, Vancouver BC and more. www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour for tix
@Nspyrd
@Nspyrd 10 ай бұрын
Do you also have a Patreon or some other way that we can support your artistry if you're not coming to a site nearby?
@andriannalue107
@andriannalue107 10 ай бұрын
We waiting for you over in Florida!!!!! ❤ I'm such a fan!
@Boadicea6
@Boadicea6 10 ай бұрын
​@@andriannalue107Atleast you got a chance of seeing him live one day, coz he's been doing this for a while now, I see. Love his humor, but don't get to see him ever! Maybe on Netflix, his very own special! I even thought he might have ended up doing The Daily Show, but they still have not 1 host, they just keep rotating the other comedians on that show, minus Roy Wood Jr. He's doing his own thing now, comedy 😅
@carternichola
@carternichola 10 ай бұрын
we need a virginia beach show please
@reliabledoubt716
@reliabledoubt716 10 ай бұрын
Thank God you didn't drop a short after all this time. Fuck wit me, it's ZandarStone, baby. Yeah I'm basically a nobody, but just think of me as a asset that's still less than $1 🤷 Cheers! 🥂
@m0L3ify
@m0L3ify 10 ай бұрын
I used to work for a Public Defender. One morning we came in to find a slew of crazy, threatening messages on the voicemail from a client. Looked up his charges: Phone Harassment. Some people just can't control themselves.
@christellefrancios2038
@christellefrancios2038 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Somethinghumble
@Somethinghumble 10 ай бұрын
Like, "oh hello, yes, we're returning your calls. Your case has been exonerated due to you calling us repeatedly and threatening our lives. All charges have been dropped. How did you know that harassing us would solve all your problems." hahahaha
@WaitAMinute1989
@WaitAMinute1989 10 ай бұрын
LMAO, "you can't fix stupid".
@lovebylizee
@lovebylizee 10 ай бұрын
wow
@user-ud1mr7dt6i
@user-ud1mr7dt6i 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aprilbrooks5750
@aprilbrooks5750 10 ай бұрын
All those napkins go in the glove box and they become car Kleenex.
@lovelyone2508
@lovelyone2508 10 ай бұрын
💯💯💯 Facts!! 👍🏾
@giovanahc
@giovanahc 8 ай бұрын
Yep! Now you gotta ask for everything 🙄
@mattjohn4731
@mattjohn4731 7 ай бұрын
I'm low income so instead of buying toilet paper I just roll up wads of it from my work, AA meetings etc.
@Dbee45
@Dbee45 5 ай бұрын
Amen
@TITA-n-Dimsum
@TITA-n-Dimsum 5 ай бұрын
That part!!! ❤
@kayingthao5072
@kayingthao5072 Ай бұрын
Josh will never run out of material because he basically just tells us the news in the funniest way possible
@nancyriggs8170
@nancyriggs8170 24 күн бұрын
That's why I used to Watch the Daily Show. But honestly, it sorta sucked this last year.. Not funny enough: I need more comedy with my news...
@ajasanchez2221
@ajasanchez2221 10 ай бұрын
" I don't move in the circles for this to be a scandal" 😂😂😂😂 How I feel about most news.
@1Hermit
@1Hermit 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂SAME!
@denisemcdougal6445
@denisemcdougal6445 10 ай бұрын
Agreed
@supermommymode5303
@supermommymode5303 9 ай бұрын
Same here & I wouldn't have it any other way. 😂😂😂 I was at home your honor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
@imaginarylaurel
@imaginarylaurel 10 ай бұрын
Josh, I just wanted to say that you are KILLING it lately. I’ve been following you since the baby afro, “I’ve got a white voice/name” era, and I’m just so impressed at your growth as a comedian. Keep it up!!
@Boadicea6
@Boadicea6 10 ай бұрын
I just came across Johnson a few months ago, but have seen many video's since and he has had a few different looks Allright!! 🤭Bit strange to see him with an afro in 1 video and bold and dressed as an African tribes man in the next, was pure comedy on its own and he's getting funnier and funnier as hell and he's not punching down, any topic is fair game! I like his sense of humor, like I used to with Chapelle and Gervais, but both their Netflix specials were troubling, esp Gervais, joking abt handicapped people, I had to put it off and Chapelle needs some new material and stop fixating on the LGBTQ community. Once or twice was funny, now it's a pattern of the he doesn't know trans ppl, it's all stereotypical humor and he's so much better than that and hope he finds better material, like crooked politicians or the Hollywood elite, or just ppl in general, enough you can joke about, without hurting ppls feelings or sympathy, coz he can't be canceled, he's a millionaire! So it's all fake outrage too! Johnson is never hurting whole groups of ppl and he's funny as hell!!
@xavierwashington5408
@xavierwashington5408 10 ай бұрын
Been following since he was bald, and then out of nowhere grew a Jackson 5 afro. But I’m sure like most folks it was his KKK joke where I was like, oh this guy is something
@xavierwashington5408
@xavierwashington5408 10 ай бұрын
Been following since he was bald, and then out of nowhere grew a Jackson 5 afro. But I’m sure like most folks it was his KKK joke where I was like, oh this guy is something
@sh0rtaznant
@sh0rtaznant 10 ай бұрын
​@@xavierwashington5408I remember those days. He did that bit about people snoring and he started beatboxing. He's come so far
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 10 ай бұрын
Nawl David Copperfield I can see him being a little weirdo.
@ListenToChristians
@ListenToChristians 10 ай бұрын
I’m the cashier that gives you too many napkins. I’m fighting for those who may need them later in life and they thank me.
@MS-pm9fe
@MS-pm9fe 10 ай бұрын
I never have to buy napkins due to wonderful souls such as yourself. You're doing the Lord's work!
@SlimeySlurmp
@SlimeySlurmp 10 ай бұрын
Dog thank you I always have a supply of napkins in my car for the dark cashier version of you who gives me no napkins
@ACDBunnie
@ACDBunnie 10 ай бұрын
Yup, we always keep our extra napkins. They will get used.
@christansdad
@christansdad 10 ай бұрын
Exactly. There is no such thing as too many napkins. You can save them and use them later.
@fishfighter2
@fishfighter2 10 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@occiferkodi
@occiferkodi 9 ай бұрын
Dude. It’s 6:00am. Im on my morning walk. Im 9 days into sobriety coming off an excruciating 8 day withdrawal. Your comedy has been the soundtrack to my recovery. I hope to see you come through Cincinnati soon!😊
@SereniTee99
@SereniTee99 7 ай бұрын
It's 6:39 and I must doing good to see ya comment. I'm on a similar journey! We got this. Keep going💪🏾🫶🏾💯🇹🇹
@tigq1430
@tigq1430 7 ай бұрын
Both of you are amazing. This story is sad but encouraging, the way he wanted it to be. May you continue your journey in light & positivity. ✌💜 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sITSgXt7jZWfZ7ssi=4LCCYT62fjCtPiIb
@nikkidcoe
@nikkidcoe 6 ай бұрын
Congratulations to both of you 🎉
@elsagreen1476
@elsagreen1476 5 ай бұрын
Congrats, I hope you're both holding strong.
@essennagerry
@essennagerry 5 ай бұрын
Wow, congratulations on that! How are you doing now? Hey, even if you slipped back, please keep fighting! I wish you all the best! ❤
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 10 ай бұрын
I got court in an hour, can you hurry up and tell me how this went down so I can figure some things out?
@hpph7133
@hpph7133 10 ай бұрын
Dude was getting bail revoked. Said nope and dove like you see in that clip and started punching the judge. His lawyer, the prosecutor, and a bailiff didn't try restraining. They gave the weakest hammer blows (downward punch)
@Joyfulsmiles137
@Joyfulsmiles137 10 ай бұрын
And when the added his new charges for attacking the judge they hit him with every charge they could think of. Honestly it's really a sad situation because the gentleman has untreated schizophrenia and instead of getting him into a treatment facility he will probably live the rest of his life in prison without proper care.
@krys7667
@krys7667 10 ай бұрын
@@Joyfulsmiles137womp womp
@colvillebrown6912
@colvillebrown6912 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 10 ай бұрын
@@Joyfulsmiles137 Cool, thanks, it was a little late but I decided not to high jump the judge. It probably wouldn't of gotten my $75 back and just made the parking violation seem like it was nothing in the end.
@pri_shay_dior
@pri_shay_dior 10 ай бұрын
How did you miss the most important part Josh? Dude had just tried to convince the judge he had changed after she read him for filth on those previous charges. 😂 I'm not shocked that she wasn't shocked. He proved her point.
@iiishw
@iiishw 10 ай бұрын
YES!. That's what I saying. The best part was him trying to convince the Judge, he had changed, he's making better decisions, the whole. nine. And then that leap!
@MsMookalate
@MsMookalate 10 ай бұрын
That part😂😂😂😂
@notorioustori
@notorioustori 10 ай бұрын
Didn't he try to plead insanity or something, but the court found him fit to stand trial? Maya Angelou said when somebody shows you who they are, believe them, right? Seemed pretty criminally insane to me!
@KingBeastBDE
@KingBeastBDE 10 ай бұрын
A lot of ppl don’t kno that part bc it’s a full version and the edited version.
@harritishah8202
@harritishah8202 10 ай бұрын
Oh and the judge who sentenced him for this part, **chef's kiss**
@acephas3
@acephas3 10 ай бұрын
The problem is that there were ALSO victims on the list.
@kwill84
@kwill84 10 ай бұрын
Seriously? The released names of victims. Wow. Our justice system sucks.
@halcyonacoustic7366
@halcyonacoustic7366 10 ай бұрын
​@karenwilliams777 yeah the list is a mix of witnesses, pervert criminals, and victims.
@zhazhagab0r
@zhazhagab0r 10 ай бұрын
The real problem is that people aren't looking at the context of it, which is that the "list" is actually transcribed court records of victim testimony. It's not just a random list of names. The names are in there, but they do have context. However, it's insane that the victims' names weren't redacted.
@Zom13y
@Zom13y 10 ай бұрын
@@halcyonacoustic7366aren’t there also just some business contacts too? Like people he that just worked for him in a completely legal context devoid of knowledge of the dirt he got up to. Like I don’t know everything my boss does and if he got caught running a secret human trafficking operation I sure as hell wouldn’t want my name out there in any context for some chuckle-head on the net to try and live out their vigilante phantasy with.
@KootFloris
@KootFloris 7 ай бұрын
@@zhazhagab0r As a cynic I'd say, these names make it possible for the very rich to shut some victims up, like pay them off to protect themselves.
@Dzokhar
@Dzokhar 10 ай бұрын
"So, did y'all see" is my favorite opener from Josh because I know I'm about to get a Netflix set about the wildest shit to happen in the last week.
@SinHurr
@SinHurr 5 ай бұрын
Last Week Tonight with Josh Johnson
@DeathByBlonde1
@DeathByBlonde1 10 ай бұрын
The chicken joint dude was just preparing you for the bathroom being out of toilet paper. 😂😂😂
@grlegrl
@grlegrl 10 ай бұрын
Nice call back
@batricebrown5731
@batricebrown5731 10 ай бұрын
😂
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 10 ай бұрын
Yeah! When you go to go, you'll have nothing to wipe with! 😂 But at least you got them napkins! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂so hilarious 😅
@nala6846
@nala6846 10 ай бұрын
LMAOOO
@joywolf83
@joywolf83 10 ай бұрын
What was extra scary about the guy was how fast he flipped. He was like "I'm in a better place and I just need another chance." She was like "Well last time was your next chance. I saw you before and you said things would be different. So yes I have to sentence you to------- and BAMMM! He was in her throat 😮
@ClarityDetermination
@ClarityDetermination 10 ай бұрын
Like a bad boyfriend.😏
@BlackandWhitecustoms
@BlackandWhitecustoms 7 ай бұрын
Its a very common tactic in football. When things looks like they are over, and seems most likely you will lose, the only hope is a hail mary into the end zone. It rarely works but hey what else you got? 😅
@BlackandWhitecustoms
@BlackandWhitecustoms 7 ай бұрын
​@@ClarityDeterminationor a good boyfriend with a toxic girlfriend who pushes too far 😏
@DoItCoward
@DoItCoward 5 ай бұрын
​@@BlackandWhitecustoms🤡🤡🤡
@Ladyday83
@Ladyday83 10 ай бұрын
When you said an unhoused amount of napkins all I could think was Josh Johnson does not get enough recognition for the talent he is
@CStuekey87
@CStuekey87 10 ай бұрын
Same judge demanded to sentence him and gave him 19 months, max 4 years. He'll get slapped with his new charges for assaulting the elderly before he gets out and will serve his time for that. Tbh though that judge seems legit and didn't hold it against him. He'll have another trial for that. That was a pretty good move on the judge to show people she wasn't going to be intimidated like that.
@86Kera
@86Kera 10 ай бұрын
She knew how bad it would be for him the moment he leaped at her so she did the right thing and not be bothered by it
@8Platinum8
@8Platinum8 9 ай бұрын
Pretty generous assesment she did t have to hold it against Him cuz her colegues would ni matter what hes being charged with attempted murder/ she did however get back in the horse that threw her so to speak she legally could not hold ut against him personally and the other judge didnt cuz separately charging him gives them more leverage/ the government is not friendly
@Rocky-w5r
@Rocky-w5r 7 ай бұрын
The bailiffs were out of shape fat whit guys whenche jumped... the next time, he came back with black bailiffs looking like bouncers😂
@elsagreen1476
@elsagreen1476 5 ай бұрын
Most judges are hardcore badasses. Steadfast, unfazed and fair. Many ain't shit though.
@Amy-kr4tc
@Amy-kr4tc 6 ай бұрын
I just figured out why ur comedy works so well… yes of course amazing ability and super funny … but ur “self proclaimed” awkwardness makes you fantastically relatable. It’s a gift.
@Preston_TheDragon
@Preston_TheDragon Ай бұрын
7:42 his manager was like "you're not giving enough napkins jerod"😂😂😂
@sterlingjones2177
@sterlingjones2177 10 ай бұрын
"Did yall? Okay" The greatest opener of every set
@elsagreen1476
@elsagreen1476 5 ай бұрын
Everytime he stops mid-sentence and says "okay" I am sat tf down wishing I had a bucket of popcorn
@crystalhamptonhines
@crystalhamptonhines 10 ай бұрын
The list is possible suspects of pedos, that's the point. They need to be investigated. BUT the problem is that they are all wealthy/powerful and can buy their way out of being properly investigated. 😢
@seanharrison6162
@seanharrison6162 10 ай бұрын
The potential pedos opted out of having their names on the list most had their names redacted
@iunderstanphotography2780
@iunderstanphotography2780 10 ай бұрын
and enough money stretching the case out until the public forgets
@jacoballen6269
@jacoballen6269 10 ай бұрын
Enough money to get said name off the list as well. Probably why it took forever to come out. 👀
@crystalhamptonhines
@crystalhamptonhines 10 ай бұрын
@@jacoballen6269 good point!
@jacoballen6269
@jacoballen6269 10 ай бұрын
@@crystalhamptonhines extortion is a deadly tool in the right/wrong hands. If you get my drift.
@nr6916
@nr6916 10 ай бұрын
Josh’s sets are how I stay on top of current events 😂
@MsMakeba
@MsMakeba 10 ай бұрын
Right?! It used to be The Daily Show, but the cavalcade of guest hosts is too distracting for my ADHD brain. #JoshJohnsonForDailyShowHost
@a.b.creator
@a.b.creator 8 ай бұрын
I used to use Johnny Carson for Current events when I was in high school and now I use Josh Johnson for current events as an adult. 💯
@foxyb4715
@foxyb4715 6 ай бұрын
He found his niche of stand up comedy, t'was very smart
@Hellgrinde
@Hellgrinde 10 ай бұрын
The most hilarious part to that story is when the dude came back for sentencing he got the full hannibal lector treatment. Mask, gloves, chains on every limb and like 10 cops hahaha
@86Kera
@86Kera 10 ай бұрын
😂 they had been waiting the longest to do it
@GhostBear3067
@GhostBear3067 7 ай бұрын
I mean can you blame them?
@Rocky-w5r
@Rocky-w5r 7 ай бұрын
The bailiffs were out of shape fat whit guys whenche jumped... the next time, he came back with black bailiffs looking like bouncers😂
@brownkemosabe
@brownkemosabe 10 ай бұрын
It's just another level of excitement when I see a new Josh Johnson video is queuing up to premiere. Thanks!
@MynameisnotRelevant007
@MynameisnotRelevant007 10 ай бұрын
Yeah !! That happened to me too! Lots of new material from him all the time.
@phoenixluk
@phoenixluk 10 ай бұрын
He did battery at the battery case! "I'd like life please." 🤣🤣🤣
@samanthasinger3747
@samanthasinger3747 10 ай бұрын
It is such a smart marketing strategy to do stand up based off what’s going on in the news.
@portarthurtex409
@portarthurtex409 10 ай бұрын
The only person I have notifications on for. You, young sir, are gifted. I appreciate what you do and can't express the joy you bring to me and everyone else. Thank you
@DarkHarlequin
@DarkHarlequin 10 ай бұрын
At this point I'd say 'gifted' is even a bit of a disservice in the sense that implies that he's just naturally good at this. Maybe but I feel Josh is actually putting in the work to hone his craft. I'd say at this point it's not just talent but actually just improving through dedicated work 👍👍
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 10 ай бұрын
Young sir? He just hasn’t wrinkled.
@janethoward2155
@janethoward2155 7 ай бұрын
👍🏼👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@1972vulture
@1972vulture 10 ай бұрын
Judge brought dude back into court and gave him the exact sentence she had written in her notes to give. He'll face new charges now.
@Aniram789
@Aniram789 10 ай бұрын
What if the fastfood guy got told off for not giving people napkins? So now he gives everyone all the napkins, just to spite his boss. 🤔
@DarkHarlequin
@DarkHarlequin 10 ай бұрын
You mean his Boss yelled at him for a silly 'not giving people enough napkins' and now he's giving people a sarcastically large amount of napkins? 😄Actually having worked in hospitality for years that sounds like a very plausible scenario 🤔
@JustHereForCats
@JustHereForCats 10 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure that’s what happened at the Taco Bell near me 😂😂😂. They give me like a half inch thick stack of napkins every single time 😂
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
@JDMimeTHEFIRST 10 ай бұрын
That’s my assumption
@Blkbutterfly7
@Blkbutterfly7 10 ай бұрын
You get napkins ?!?!
@vha3151
@vha3151 10 ай бұрын
That's malicious compliance 😂
@TCt83067695
@TCt83067695 10 ай бұрын
Yeah what bugged me too about the whole thing is with all those cameras in that room, we didn't get the angle of his flight 😢
@kmackey2292
@kmackey2292 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@kimberlyford4183
@kimberlyford4183 10 ай бұрын
No. Don't scratch David Copperfield off the list. Remember back in the 90's when he was holding beautiful women hostage on his own private island? I TOTALLY expected his name to be at the Top of "The List".
@savillewilliams
@savillewilliams 10 ай бұрын
😮
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 10 ай бұрын
When I first heard about the Vegas courtroom attack, the only thing I could say was "How??" I mean, how is it possible to leap both the defense stand *and* the judge's bench at a single bound unless you're dad blasted Superman?
@BlackandWhitecustoms
@BlackandWhitecustoms 7 ай бұрын
You are giving him too much credit. He just has frog dna obvously lol
@RolaiEckolo
@RolaiEckolo 5 ай бұрын
Mans got hops
@worldwidearin
@worldwidearin 5 ай бұрын
When my friend and I worked at McDonald’s years ago, she would just randomly put in a ton a napkins to mess with people. Sometimes she put like 10 straws in a bag and the person didn’t even order a drink 😂 we also gave the hook up on sauces cause this was right around when they started charging extra.
@Futonlover
@Futonlover 7 күн бұрын
I just learned that Josh was the newest correspondent for the daily show, literally the video before this one! Awesome for him, he deserves it 100 percent
@njosborne6152
@njosborne6152 7 күн бұрын
Yes, An actors actor, he is perfect for the 1:07 comic comity compilations😘🤣
@lamorenalindacopswife
@lamorenalindacopswife 10 ай бұрын
The excitement in all of us. He knows what's he doing posting this several hours ahead time along with that picture of the flying criminal. This is going to be fun.
@4everu984
@4everu984 10 ай бұрын
New sub. Binging ALL these videos! Too funny, JOSH JOHNSON is a next great. Very relatable comedy, perfect timing and content rocks.
@khendamustafa8373
@khendamustafa8373 10 ай бұрын
He should be the new host of the daily show
@chazmichaelmichaels88
@chazmichaelmichaels88 10 ай бұрын
Fr
@jamesscott3509
@jamesscott3509 10 ай бұрын
I agree
@chazmichaelmichaels88
@chazmichaelmichaels88 10 ай бұрын
The joke is, he wasn't funny, right?
@christansdad
@christansdad 10 ай бұрын
No. Roy Wood, Jr. is the man.
@gigiarmany
@gigiarmany 10 ай бұрын
good Idea🙌🏾👍🏾🖤❤️
@shao0076
@shao0076 10 ай бұрын
I AM SO EXCITED TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT THIS LITERALLY OMG I CAN NOT WAIT
@colleenhayes400
@colleenhayes400 4 ай бұрын
😂Ya bloody hilarious and damn good looking to boot.Hi from Australia ❤
@doxxed4796
@doxxed4796 10 ай бұрын
Josh addresses topics right away, that makes him stand out from other comedians . Great job man
@pinkrebel8412
@pinkrebel8412 10 ай бұрын
Watch Court TV for the whole 13 minute interaction. You can get even more jokes. The prosecutor wanted 19 - 48 months because he escalated to battery with a deadly weapon. He had a laundry list of assaults and DVs. I think the prosecutor wasnt asking a lot of time because he had grown up in foster care and was never fully educated and has some mental health issues but as they note during this sentencing hearing (he was already found guilty) he already got kicked out of those violent offender treatment places. Plus, he already had a charge for assaulting a protected person. Also most of the bailiffs left parading a bunch of white guys shackled together out the court while his sentencing was happening. The guy in the suit was the stenographer. He was the first to intervene when this man cleared that bench. He was pulling him off of her when the bailiff came and they got him all the way off. But he didnt start beating him until the guy got the upper hand on both the 1st and 2nd bailiff. I hope you can here what the assailant is screaming as he leaves. It sounded like some NYC subway train ramblings. I don't know if he was talking some legends of Zelda or dragonball z or supernatural or what but dude sounded off his rocker. judge was knocked out for a minute though and it took a while for someone to say call 911
@1Hermit
@1Hermit 10 ай бұрын
Michael Lasso, 27, is a LAW CLERK, which I believe is different from a stenographer, and the judge has known him for “numerous” years. I searched for him because when I saw the encounter I had a feeling he was more than just an employee. Cause be real, I wouldn’t step in front of MY boss like that.😂
@whatIfindinteresting
@whatIfindinteresting 10 ай бұрын
that was personal @@1Hermit
@pinkrebel8412
@pinkrebel8412 10 ай бұрын
@@1Hermit oh okay thanks. a law clerk. he has cajones. acted in 0.001 seconds
@1Hermit
@1Hermit 10 ай бұрын
@@pinkrebel8412 I was SO impressed with his actions I had to dig deeper. I watched it a few times in slo mo. He was reacting saying “whoa whoa whoa” before anyone else had a clue.
@ilikebeingsmart
@ilikebeingsmart 5 ай бұрын
A big W for Josh for stating the obvious truth that 3 napkins is the perfect amount of napkins for a meal.
@shannsimms9072
@shannsimms9072 10 ай бұрын
I used to work at a pizza place where the owner was sooo cheap. Unbelievably cheap. So when he wasn’t looking I would sneak extra things in peoples orders. Sometimes good but usually like if someone ordered a small fries I’d put in like 60 ketchup packets. So they’d open the bag that would be 20% fries 80% ketchup. I wonder if that’s why the guy did the napkin thing lol.
@moniqueuu8777
@moniqueuu8777 10 ай бұрын
Thanks! I'm the type that like ketchup on every bite and getting 2 or 3 pockets is irritating.
@zasanz
@zasanz 9 ай бұрын
Listening to Josh's comedy is like listening to your funny stoned friend talking non-stop, and I cant stop listening
@Somethinghumble
@Somethinghumble 10 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the, "In case yall haven't heard of Jeffrey Epstein, lemme explain right quick..."
@grannypeacock
@grannypeacock 10 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson is the only comedian I'd like to meet.
@debrosman
@debrosman 10 ай бұрын
I am such a fan and I can relate to not recognizing names on “the list” 😂
@lindah2148
@lindah2148 10 ай бұрын
FINALLY!!! When this happened I could not wait to get Josh's take on it.. and it was worth the wait 😂
@adamswierczynski
@adamswierczynski 10 ай бұрын
He gave you all those napkins so he would not have to walk in on you stuck in the stall waiting for him to bring you a fresh roll.
@CStuekey87
@CStuekey87 10 ай бұрын
If anything, I finally got it through my mom's head to stop support Les Wexner's businesses completely now. After the list was dropped I sent her some news articles and she was like "how hasn't this been all over the news" 🤦‍♀️
@TheRealJDPerry
@TheRealJDPerry 10 ай бұрын
When you grow up rough you don't make it to adulthood without learning to fight 3 people from the ground up 😂
@malcelinho
@malcelinho 10 ай бұрын
You menaged to make that judge situation even funnier, congrats my man
@DrunkComments
@DrunkComments 4 ай бұрын
How much money does a person have to make to turn down mcdonalds napkins😂 I would never! I appreciate even receiving 1 lol
@rosabermejo790
@rosabermejo790 10 ай бұрын
Any one else get their news from this man too? 😂😂 better than any news anchor.
@sritter66
@sritter66 10 ай бұрын
You come up with so much good material so often that I am just amazed.
@stewartknoll2338
@stewartknoll2338 10 ай бұрын
That "id like life please" line killed me I was dying for the rest of the video
@jamcomedyofficial
@jamcomedyofficial 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@bchearne
@bchearne 10 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure the “stenographer” is actually the judge’s law clerk
@Ray-pp5qb
@Ray-pp5qb 10 ай бұрын
I always say " crazy people strong". Thats just facts.
@cherylnoel9888
@cherylnoel9888 10 ай бұрын
I like it when they give me extra napkins! I save them in my car for future needs.
@mimij5015
@mimij5015 10 ай бұрын
I was stunned that the bailiffs were slow too. Apparently, no one thought he was going to clear the bench. It was surreal.
@Sereniea
@Sereniea 10 ай бұрын
Those napkins are a savior when you don't wanna buy Kleenex or something for the car tho XD
@jagwolf8944
@jagwolf8944 10 күн бұрын
Im amazed at the genius of your material. Who else could make an analogy between the amount of napkins and who you are as a person, and then extend it to offensive, and then deliver it so humorously. I loved how the line about the first black super hero. The Malcolm X reference inferred by the judge was hysterical. Odd seeing you in the yellow hoodie. You are the super hero in grey who saves our day through laughter. God speed.
@MatthewTheWanderer
@MatthewTheWanderer 10 ай бұрын
The guy who attacked the judge did go back to court in front of the same judge, and this time they had him restrained with some sort of muzzle and handcuffs and multiple guards. There was a picture online. I don't know what happened after that.
@sashatv382
@sashatv382 10 ай бұрын
Watch the full video for better context and you’ll see the bailiff is sitting down on his phone!🤦🏽‍♀️
@gina4569
@gina4569 10 ай бұрын
I just love hearing this dude talk, his thoughts. Whether its funny or not, glad its padded with comedy, but i like this dude
@mmessi72
@mmessi72 10 ай бұрын
He was not mic-ed but he definitely yelled "parkour parkour"
@ShinyTeethForUs
@ShinyTeethForUs 10 ай бұрын
,” … because I didn’t get to finish my sentence. “ 😂
@vnikyt
@vnikyt 10 ай бұрын
Did no one see the older guy who just stood right in front of the whole judge-defendant situation looking like he was trying not to enjoy it, like he's been waiting on the Lord for so long for this blessing? 😂😂😂
@bbbartolo
@bbbartolo 10 ай бұрын
I'd like to listen to 2 or 3 shows the same night, to see how this magic happens. he sounds like he's just talking off-hand, no "jokes," but 8x funnier than anyone else. brilliant stuff.
@Lisa_5591
@Lisa_5591 10 ай бұрын
He totally did, so crazy when he jumped right over! He missed his million dollar money maker!🎉
@janetflaherty1105
@janetflaherty1105 10 ай бұрын
the line I like your comedy and I don't have much....but I have napkins😅...😂
@pacodance29
@pacodance29 10 ай бұрын
"I didn't get to finish my sentence." damn.
@GSMnocap-memesdaily-
@GSMnocap-memesdaily- 10 ай бұрын
I've been following you for a minute bro, really happy for all your success you're mad funny
@Someone_Unknown90
@Someone_Unknown90 5 ай бұрын
I think the list just proved to me that just because you go somewhere where crimes take place doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a criminal
@jaimerose1297
@jaimerose1297 10 ай бұрын
The napkin hook up was hilarious😂
@BelleFlower15
@BelleFlower15 10 ай бұрын
😂😂 I can't wait to hear you talk about the charge list they read to him. Love your stuff!
@DOOMsword7
@DOOMsword7 10 ай бұрын
Like the chill laidback delivery. Good stuff!
@mandeanraje2300
@mandeanraje2300 10 ай бұрын
😂😂 it was the judge's clerk not the stenographer.
@cvzdez
@cvzdez 10 ай бұрын
Bannas comedy club in 801 Rutherford Ave, Rutherford, NJ 07070 I saw the sign .. February 2-4 tour west Nyak NY
@gamelord3135
@gamelord3135 9 ай бұрын
Were u channeling Cosby at 3:00? Lol but seriously you're hilarious brother, timing is perfected
@barbourgirl78
@barbourgirl78 10 ай бұрын
The Flying Felon😂😂😂
@kryshanafelders9880
@kryshanafelders9880 15 күн бұрын
Honestly, Josh has become my news source. He and Hassan would be great together.
@vickisudler
@vickisudler 10 ай бұрын
❤ BaBy ❤ I'm here for the comedy!!!!
@MaxineShaw_84
@MaxineShaw_84 10 ай бұрын
4:57 This is REAL 😂😂 I get offended when they add multiple sets of plastic ware to my order... YES, I'M FINNA EAT ALL THIS!! 😭🥴
@Preston_TheDragon
@Preston_TheDragon Ай бұрын
12:06 some people do crime to get locked up forever because they have nothing out here to live for.
@istyleher
@istyleher 10 ай бұрын
You make my day! I can't wait for your Netflix special 😉
@kriswicks9128
@kriswicks9128 10 ай бұрын
He has a special on Peacock that just came out a few months ago
@istyleher
@istyleher 9 ай бұрын
Thanks. I watched recently. Funny!
@yendyss
@yendyss 4 ай бұрын
you know it's going to be good when josh starts with, "did y'all hear about...okay"
@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 4 ай бұрын
I loooooooove getting too many napkins 🥰
@jamcomedyofficial
@jamcomedyofficial 10 ай бұрын
This is how I keep up with current events
@Bawookie97
@Bawookie97 4 ай бұрын
When I give out excessive napkins like that it’s got nothing to do with the actual customer and everything to do with being mad and wanting to waste company resources in a petty way that won’t get me fired 😅
@JDMimeTHEFIRST
@JDMimeTHEFIRST 10 ай бұрын
I think judges benches are up high because they do get attacked a lot. They are definitely targeted
@rickybuhl3176
@rickybuhl3176 5 ай бұрын
In defence of NapkinFisto - with the old spring loaded napkin chutes, you'd be punching your hand in to get the last 1/4 out because the spring was limp and then when someone refills and overfills them and you're stood there with a fist full of napkins, unless you take a minute to get them out one at a time with both hands..
@kellytrimble7019
@kellytrimble7019 6 ай бұрын
You’re my favorite young comedian, a genuinely funny guy. 😂
@erinrising2799
@erinrising2799 10 ай бұрын
I did not see the Judge getting tackled video before watching yours....just watched, your summary was perfect
@thedebatemachine
@thedebatemachine 10 ай бұрын
No it wasn't, half of what he said literally didn't ever happen.
@katboss4886
@katboss4886 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for helping my rough day
@doctordawn3486
@doctordawn3486 10 ай бұрын
Did not expect to see my name on the List, I wasn't there!
@adelaide674
@adelaide674 10 ай бұрын
so funny as always josh! and also according to the foster mother, the defendant has schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. don't know the guy's whole background but definitely needs help
@anitralarae_mahjacat
@anitralarae_mahjacat 10 ай бұрын
He'd already gone through a Few of the Alternative Justice Methods available at this point.
@echotango4591
@echotango4591 10 ай бұрын
He’s had all the help there is. Now he just needs to be away.
@in_vino_veritas7938
@in_vino_veritas7938 8 ай бұрын
Oh snap, i remember that case. Even before he did it i was like, why is this dude not restrained?
@time2livelife
@time2livelife 6 ай бұрын
What if the cashier was trying to find an excuse to go to the supply closet to grab more napkins? Maybe their breaks are so short that he has to take them where he can get them.
@radioaftermaththeband
@radioaftermaththeband 5 ай бұрын
He was like “fuck it, in for a penny…”
@yugiohsc
@yugiohsc 10 ай бұрын
I learn about the world from your comedy alone
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