The Dumbest Video on the Internet

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LazerPig

LazerPig

2 жыл бұрын

By which I mean the video I am about to talk about, not the one I made, though most of the videos I make could qualify so take that as you will.
Anyway, How are you?
Let me know in the comments how you're doing and I will reply.
I get like, less than a 100 comments per video so I don't have the excuse bigger KZbinrs have, I read them all, I feast on them, they satisfy me in ways no woman ever could. Because the comments I get from woman tend not to be flattering and mostly involve the lines "Hello HR?" and "He's at it again!".
So this video. Ok so picture the scene. I'm off my tits on something called Dragon Soup, that's an alcoholic energy drink btw. Bad Decision I know but you gotta try everything at least once, it's 3am, I go for a walk, sit in a park and watch some youtube videos, I get recommended this one about dinosaurs so I watch it and what I see with my piggy eyes is so incredibly stupid I must tell the internet about it.
So I stumbly-fly towards my computer, punching hobos and morning joggers out the way as I try to remember where I live, and somewhere, by the end of the night, this video happens.
Enjoy
Or don't. Idc

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@kousand9917
@kousand9917 2 жыл бұрын
The animals in reverse was by far the stupidest thing I've ever seen
@hectorcorona9536
@hectorcorona9536 2 жыл бұрын
stupidest thing that successfully fooled me. the first 3 seconds of that video i was thinking of how good the CGI was, like i couldn't tell where the models were and I was starting to speculate that the whole environment was CGI. if i only saw those 3 or 5 seconds of video I probably never suspected otherwise
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly that was the most convincing one it took a second to realize what was happening. Which is 2 second more convincing then any of the others.
@robertortiz-wilson1588
@robertortiz-wilson1588 2 жыл бұрын
@@FakeSchrodingersCat same lol
@nighpaw4651
@nighpaw4651 2 жыл бұрын
@@FakeSchrodingersCat true
@simoneichler7320
@simoneichler7320 2 жыл бұрын
but it looks realy cute
@jackmurray1466
@jackmurray1466 2 жыл бұрын
came for the A-10 slander, stayed for the drunken rants
@Vulpinaut
@Vulpinaut 2 жыл бұрын
"I was drunk and forgot what basking sharks were called" This is the kind of journalistic rigor i come to youtube for
@whom382
@whom382 Жыл бұрын
I don't know where that puts me since I never heard of a basking shark till this video!
@tomarmadiyer2698
@tomarmadiyer2698 3 ай бұрын
What is important, is that you now are aware of SCP-682
@Dannyt077
@Dannyt077 2 жыл бұрын
Building a toilet in a polish slum because God told you to sounds like the plot of a Dostoevsky novel.
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
That is pretty much the video in a nutshell
@booradley6832
@booradley6832 2 жыл бұрын
I do feel like ive been sent to Gulag in video form, so it all comes around. Why must you punish us like this, glorious leader?
@KoishiVibin
@KoishiVibin 2 жыл бұрын
@@LazerPig I wanna see it!
@dattebenforcer
@dattebenforcer Жыл бұрын
They made a film based on it called Toilet of Dreams.
@WanukeX
@WanukeX Жыл бұрын
@@KoishiVibin Go onto his channel and check the playlists, all the unlisted videos are still in there, including the toilet one.
@johnn8223
@johnn8223 2 жыл бұрын
Also, as an Ohioan, I assure you that we would have driven the pterosaur to extinction years ago. We set a river on fire, for fucks sake!
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently it is not a kite but an RC model.
@johnn8223
@johnn8223 2 жыл бұрын
@@LazerPig Shameful display on the part of the Ohio ANG not to shoot it down. Imagine getting to paint a dinosaur under your cockpit.
@randombrit4504
@randombrit4504 2 жыл бұрын
you *what*
@crapphone7744
@crapphone7744 2 жыл бұрын
Setting the river on fire makes a statement.
@JohnSmith-hp9ds
@JohnSmith-hp9ds 2 жыл бұрын
@@randombrit4504 Not only did it catch fire, it caught fire 13 times since 1868
@Codeman1930
@Codeman1930 2 жыл бұрын
The extent people will go to make low quality content is astounding.
@rwaitt14153
@rwaitt14153 2 жыл бұрын
Well he did apologize that he was drunk when he made it.
@deanferries7766
@deanferries7766 2 жыл бұрын
It was real though instead of most of the retarded fake shit on u tube
@itiscujo
@itiscujo 2 жыл бұрын
@@rwaitt14153 Dang it, you beat me to it
@johnmcpudding857
@johnmcpudding857 2 жыл бұрын
@@HelghastStalker Farming clicks. Content itself doesn't really matter, as long as stupid people watch it long enough to count as 1x view. But because of the low effort put into the vids, almost no one watches these, but what about the millions of subs and views you may ask? Bought, there are entire companies with hundreds if not even thousands of phones in stock, with handful of operators clicking the next vid as soon as criteria for 1x view has been met. Then you have this sort of ''content farm'' channels who shovel out these minimum effort vids on a conveyor belt, which when combined with adequate amount of both clicks generates profit.
@masstv9052
@masstv9052 2 жыл бұрын
"Dinosaurs are old, so their graphics won't be up to date" - LazerPig 2021. Please, for all that's Holy and Unholy, don't you ever change.
@AtomicExtremophile
@AtomicExtremophile 2 жыл бұрын
That particular comment was torture, I was already hurting from laughing at the overall rant...that tipped me into my sides aching with laughter. I agree, I hope Lazerpig never changes...
@masstv9052
@masstv9052 2 жыл бұрын
@@AtomicExtremophile He's one of a million, and a world treasure. We must protect this Tank & Military history loving swine at all costs. Especially if he's now on Putin's KGB hit list for his criticism of the "Ukrainian war"......Sorry, I meant to say Putins "Special Military Operations in Ukraine to free the innocent Russian civilians from Nazbols"...... *Wink Wink* and has nothing to do with the recent findings of Ukrainian Natural Gas in the Donbass and Crimea, that Putin wants because their economy is funded by oil & natural gas. Which he just so happened to annex Crimea shortly after natural gas was found in the waters just off the Crimean peninsula. and now trying to conquer Eastern Ukraine, where a huge vast supply was found just outside of the Donbass. and where they're trying to take Key Cities that lay on top of these huge natural gas reservoirs. But again, it's only about liberating innocent Russians, and nothing to do with the oil and natural gas found just before the 2014 annexation of Crimea. *Wink wink* again.
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic
@OutsideTheTargetDemographic Жыл бұрын
That SLAYED me lmfao
@CoobyPls
@CoobyPls 2 жыл бұрын
_Dinosaurs are old, so obviously their graphics aren't up to date._ *I WOKE MY WIFE UP LAUGHING*
@kilianortmann9979
@kilianortmann9979 2 жыл бұрын
Shows video of ducks; should have specified non-avian dinosaurs.
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
There is a twitch stream of a pond that feeds ducks everytime you donate.
@leonardogomez8812
@leonardogomez8812 2 жыл бұрын
@@LazerPig I hope it is cabbage rather than bread
@mennograafmans1595
@mennograafmans1595 Жыл бұрын
​@@leonardogomez8812Or peas. Ducks love peas.
@adventuringwithmichael8134
@adventuringwithmichael8134 2 жыл бұрын
Yay more laser pig!
@gogodaal7273
@gogodaal7273 2 жыл бұрын
It’s pronounced Lazerpig you fuking troglodyte.
@johnn8223
@johnn8223 2 жыл бұрын
Part of me wants to know why we're using the Italian national anthem in the intro, part of me really doesn't.
@usa_bruce4295
@usa_bruce4295 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you'll never reach his level of likes views and subscribers just proves he's already won.... That genius madman
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
If I get a million subs I shall parade through town wearing the golden playbutton on a chain around my neck. Who's going to stop me?
@5t3v0esque
@5t3v0esque 2 жыл бұрын
@@LazerPig I'm definitely not.
@clarkycat9173
@clarkycat9173 2 жыл бұрын
@@LazerPig now you’ve promised
@sparetime2475
@sparetime2475 2 жыл бұрын
@@LazerPig I’ll join the parade!
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
@@sparetime2475 AND SO YOU SHALL!
@stardragon7893
@stardragon7893 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they put the bright red circle around a dinosaur that's right in the middle of the screen, just in case you couldn't find it.
@crazydinosaur8945
@crazydinosaur8945 Жыл бұрын
i think the vidoes target demographic struggled even with the circle
@The_Tomcatter
@The_Tomcatter 2 жыл бұрын
"Interpret that as you will" Sir, are you threatening to genetically modify those wasps to function like bees and then use the product created by these mutant bees to create some delicious homemade honey for your non-subscribers as a gesture...of KINDNESS??! Cause that would actually be needlessly complicated when I’m sure the local grocery store has honey.
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
I bet you wasp honey is delicious
@Shaun_Jones
@Shaun_Jones Жыл бұрын
@@LazerPig honestly it probably tastes like paper
@nk_3332
@nk_3332 Жыл бұрын
@@LazerPig So why aren't you making it into mead? Intoxicated minds want to know.
@HumphreyHorsehead
@HumphreyHorsehead 2 жыл бұрын
"Imagine going to work and seeing a T-Rex, your next reaction would be to run for your life, wouldnt it?" No sir, I have a pick em up truck and a shotgun. My reaction would be to CHARGE FOR GLORY AND HONOR
@Shaun_Jones
@Shaun_Jones 2 жыл бұрын
Alright, Dennis Silva.
@jamesflynn6827
@jamesflynn6827 2 жыл бұрын
Leave the poor dinosaur he just wanted to cosplay as bridgetroll
@Seth9809
@Seth9809 2 жыл бұрын
I was sorta watching this video while playing Minecraft and I was like "Yeah, those are shitty CGI brocs or whatever".... Then I heard the screaming and I tuned my head more, leaned forward "Wait... Why is there eyes on their asses.... Wait...are those skunks walking backward?"
@Wallyworld30
@Wallyworld30 2 жыл бұрын
The people were walking backwards as well.
@sebastiansepulveda547
@sebastiansepulveda547 2 жыл бұрын
@@Wallyworld30 wow we discovered brand new creatures
@TheActionBastard
@TheActionBastard Жыл бұрын
that part made my brain stop dead and cry tears of blood... "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!" it screamed in pain... then the video kept going.
@Seth9809
@Seth9809 Жыл бұрын
It was always my dream to be noticed by Laserpig. I want to thank my family.
@_EVANERV_
@_EVANERV_ 2 жыл бұрын
The original video also made a big mistake with their No.1 entry. They called the dinosaur a "Tyrannosaur." But from the longer skull and much more pronounced forelimbs, I think it is more likely to be an Allosaurus of some kind. It is not as bad as mistaking pterosaurs as dinosaurs, but it is still pretty bad.
@RinAldrin
@RinAldrin 8 ай бұрын
I love the "baby brachiosaurus" ones because it starts out looking like blurred CGI footage until they give up and just show that they were playing the footage in reverse. Also I love how often the T-Rex is used with little regard for where it actually lived in the world.
@jstoned88
@jstoned88 2 жыл бұрын
Every day I am reminded that the stupidest person you know is smarter than half the worlds population
@juliusfucik4011
@juliusfucik4011 2 жыл бұрын
This channel will blow up. Give it half a year to get to 150k. Then another year to a million. Keep at it LazerPig
@seanregan1245
@seanregan1245 2 жыл бұрын
100k now let’s get there
@TRPilot06YT
@TRPilot06YT 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is aging like a fine fucking wine mate
@Shaun_Jones
@Shaun_Jones Жыл бұрын
This comment was posted six months ago and the Pig has 155k. If he has a million a year from now I’m going to assume you’re a time traveler.
@bigmart932
@bigmart932 Жыл бұрын
About 1/3 of the way there, doesn’t change the fact that you’re a gawd damn time travelling prophet.
@Flofutz
@Flofutz 2 жыл бұрын
Laughed so much. That got me off depression for the next year for sure.
@doubleugly1594
@doubleugly1594 2 жыл бұрын
The Pterosaur is most probably an ornithopter. Popular RC toys in the 90s that fly using the same mechanics as birds (kind of) and ends up looking the same. Thats why the wings flap the same every time and the head doesnt move..
@LiterofPhlegm
@LiterofPhlegm 2 жыл бұрын
LazerPig, Champ was actually a piece of floating drift wood. Seeing as Lake Champlain is a freshwater lake it's just as unlikely to be a basking shark as a sea monster.
@natelax1367
@natelax1367 2 жыл бұрын
That’s what samsquatch wants you to think. He wants cryptozoologists to lose credibility and funding so he won’t be found. Don’t fall into his trap, be better senator!
@ch1ppy755
@ch1ppy755 2 жыл бұрын
I’m more upset that the dinosaur was not under the bridge.
@veljkohajdukovic4044
@veljkohajdukovic4044 2 жыл бұрын
"And people wonder why i drink", cheers mate, i felt that
@paulian1888
@paulian1888 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard for what, the last three eternities, thank you Lazerpig
@sparetime2475
@sparetime2475 2 жыл бұрын
This was honestly amazing, thank you.
@internetpleb4854
@internetpleb4854 2 жыл бұрын
How did these scam artists get 1 million subs when u create more quality content and try to be as factually accurate as the alcohol intake allows
@hectorcorona9536
@hectorcorona9536 2 жыл бұрын
you can buy subscribers/comments/likes to boost engagement. I worked for a time at a marketing agency and that was one of our services. Im going to assume that modern machine learning technology has made this way easier, back in 2012-14 we just had several rooms full of people writing comments and reviews.
@lavellelee5734
@lavellelee5734 2 жыл бұрын
@@hectorcorona9536 so would all their followers be false or some?
@hectorcorona9536
@hectorcorona9536 2 жыл бұрын
@@lavellelee5734 We worked in batches, let's say 100 subs each (different accounts obviously). After a few batches it is expected for the video to get organically recommended to new real subscribers. For accounts with no problems we expected around 10 times the subs of what we put into (by problems I mean copyright claims, strikes, not family friendly content, etc.)
@lavellelee5734
@lavellelee5734 2 жыл бұрын
@@hectorcorona9536 how well did this trend to work?
@kamikazekalamari
@kamikazekalamari 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah this was great, first times in what feels like decades that I laughed my ass of by a KZbin video
@edwardpsama
@edwardpsama 2 жыл бұрын
I really do wish I could watch the zero subscriber special toilet video in its entirety, that clip alone is an avant garde comedy masterpiece
@Shaun_Jones
@Shaun_Jones 2 жыл бұрын
LazerPig has a playlist on his channel called “old gaming content.” It’s on there.
@masstv9052
@masstv9052 2 жыл бұрын
You are KZbins slowly growing Hidden Gem, that we love. congratulations on your growth, and to much more growth to come. I just ask that you keep posting for us useless plebs who adore your content.
@medicmule
@medicmule 2 жыл бұрын
Okay, being a salty ass middle-aged paramedic in the US, I can't say anything but praise to the way you lightly dust complete bullshit with a hint of sarcasm... And I'm certainly I'm legally intoxicated. Regardless of that, I am not only giving you a thumbs-up but I'm subscribing... It is rare that anything can make me consistently laugh like your videos... Seriously, I think I choked on my tongue, had a seizure, and woke up with brain damage.... TOTALLY WORTH IT!
@eliwatson7936
@eliwatson7936 2 жыл бұрын
8:30 that was taken near me, it’s a big plastic fucker and some absolute mad lads dragged it into the middle of the road one night, presumably on their way back from the pub
@hectorcorona9536
@hectorcorona9536 2 жыл бұрын
thanks, after years of avoiding certain sites and every video with the LIVELEAK watermark like the plague, I cannot say for sure that i haven't seen people die on camera after watching your birthday video to sumitomedia and this video 'subscribe' section. Also I just realized that both #4, #2 and possibly the special mention aren't technically wrong, since they are dinosaur (sculptures), caught on camera, in real life, as the title of the video affirms.
@dun0790
@dun0790 5 ай бұрын
It's new years im lonely and watching a drunk pig talk about dinosaur sightings somehow i didn't think this would be life at 33 but im also not surprised
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 5 ай бұрын
I'm 35 it never gets any better
@dun0790
@dun0790 5 ай бұрын
@@LazerPig always the 3, D's death,drugs and dreams ha anyway happy new year Mr Pig
@dun0790
@dun0790 5 ай бұрын
@@LazerPig oh yeah i forgot to ask, am i the only one that thinks Putin is a closet homosexual? It just seems so obvious and would explain so much? He just needs a c*** ** *** ****
@gwtpictgwtpict4214
@gwtpictgwtpict4214 2 жыл бұрын
Quality ranting sir, the anger is palpable.
@SpaceStickwithSpaceTick
@SpaceStickwithSpaceTick 2 жыл бұрын
Gonna be honest, when I was a kid, I fucking LOVED dinosaurs. Straight up psycho obsession. This would have been super entertaining lol.
@Picklesthedonutfrog
@Picklesthedonutfrog 2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who knows that a pterosaur is not a dinosaur
@bobobeeper2
@bobobeeper2 2 жыл бұрын
My man I found your channel two days ago and have been watching all your videos since. So great
@KirillTheBeast
@KirillTheBeast 2 жыл бұрын
2:29 That made me laugh my ass off for over four minutes straight. I used to work as a beekeeper and hence I went on several wasp extermination campaigns (huge issue in Spain, btw). I see now that this bit of background can be very easily spun into a fairly serious threat, much like that "Never trust a man who owns a pig farm" bit in the film Snatch. That'll do, pig, that'll do...
@ashardalondragnipurake
@ashardalondragnipurake 2 жыл бұрын
lol the mini brachiosaurs got an actual laugh out of me
@deanferries7766
@deanferries7766 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being you man so happy I found this channel you taught me to question a lot of the validity of ww2 history and for that I thank you
@p_ecora6647
@p_ecora6647 2 жыл бұрын
0:01 random inno d'Italia moment... Iniziamo bene
@PerishingPurplePulsar
@PerishingPurplePulsar 2 жыл бұрын
Good to see the cover up has been working well, now no one will believe I let dinosaurs loose upon this world!
@neroclaudius7284
@neroclaudius7284 2 жыл бұрын
The worst bit about the Dinosaur under a bridge is the fact that it is not under the bridge
@plasticballs
@plasticballs 2 жыл бұрын
how long did that guy train to have the top ten announcer voice, and does he use it in regular conversation
@jimmyrome908
@jimmyrome908 2 жыл бұрын
Just do the video on "The Real James Bond" already. We know you want it.
@Shaun_Jones
@Shaun_Jones 2 жыл бұрын
Just the title makes me want to commit vomit.
@elementalgamer0732
@elementalgamer0732 2 жыл бұрын
I could listen to your drunken rambled for hours. Best laugh I've had after a shitty day at work yet.
@Gary_The_Metro
@Gary_The_Metro Жыл бұрын
I love how proud you were a year ago for your 1000 subs (as you should), and now.. look at you, I am so happy for you man
@lornamorgan3575
@lornamorgan3575 2 жыл бұрын
The Lone Dinosaur Under a Bridge. sounds like a shitty sixties gag single. 😂😂😂😂 thanks for the laugh.
@beyondfubar
@beyondfubar 2 жыл бұрын
The bud light of top 10s.
@garbage1224
@garbage1224 2 жыл бұрын
7:29 I remember waking up in the middle of the night to that T. Rex Autopsy video that I somehow manage to get to from an old PopularMMOs video through the magic of KZbin Autoplay.
@jonnywatts2970
@jonnywatts2970 2 жыл бұрын
Laughed my ass off. You're basically saying everything that goes through my head when I watch stuff like that. That's about the time my girlfriend looks at me and asked me why the heck I'm so angry. 🤬
@spartanx9293
@spartanx9293 2 жыл бұрын
You summoned me m'lord
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
No, but I guess you are here now so....
@aaronkuminski1415
@aaronkuminski1415 2 жыл бұрын
If nessy was really real someone would of harpoon it already while drinking a bottle of scotch
@thegamingfish547
@thegamingfish547 2 жыл бұрын
5:35 my brain is actually melting
@danieljohnson9783
@danieljohnson9783 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as I clicked the video KZbin closed me out. This is awesome 👌
@21stcenturybohemian
@21stcenturybohemian Жыл бұрын
OMG.. I can't see and my abs hurt. This is the funniest thing I have seen in years. Love your vids.
@grun73r
@grun73r 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I discovered this channel at 3am. I’d watch whatever you post, doesn’t matter if it’s straight fact history or southeast Asian pron
@johnaaron37
@johnaaron37 11 ай бұрын
Rofl, I love you, LazerPigs. You make me laugh so hard😂😂😂
@dzonifer9101
@dzonifer9101 2 жыл бұрын
No relation to this video. I've been binge watching your videos for the past... FML 4 hours... Keep up the good shit my man
@grindersandgears3445
@grindersandgears3445 2 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting a picture of Barney at #1. I guess a trex so real it remains perfectly level while walking is close enough. Who knew they had knees and could duck walk for a more stable shooting platform, they're even more dangerous than we thought.
@justinbethell8459
@justinbethell8459 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, love your drunk presenter voice!
@prokopiusvonvogelberg1396
@prokopiusvonvogelberg1396 2 жыл бұрын
Megalodon bone... everything to that point I somehow survived, but Megalodon bone killed me.
@petrsukenik9266
@petrsukenik9266 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't belive it I can't imagine the mental state of person that made this
@fulcrum2951
@fulcrum2951 2 жыл бұрын
Intoxicated?
@petrsukenik9266
@petrsukenik9266 2 жыл бұрын
@@fulcrum2951 i guess so
@minifridge337
@minifridge337 2 жыл бұрын
The dinosaur enjoyer and national defense expert Venn diagram is just a circle
@jamesshaw3500
@jamesshaw3500 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I find stuff like this absolutely hilarious.
@ThatOneGuy46696
@ThatOneGuy46696 2 жыл бұрын
I been doin' pretty good thanks for asking.
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear it mate
@boomy1337
@boomy1337 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad your glad that makes me glad
@EloquentTroll
@EloquentTroll Жыл бұрын
I am going to need to drink as much as Lazer Pig to get this nonsense out of my head.
@Ropen_
@Ropen_ 2 жыл бұрын
i fucking love this video thanks for doing it, it made my day.
@engineersmith
@engineersmith Жыл бұрын
The algorithm has found you, the horde is approaching.
@ethanallan1254
@ethanallan1254 Жыл бұрын
1000 subs to 100k in 10 months, good job man
@jesenjin8467
@jesenjin8467 2 жыл бұрын
This is just too funny. I am actually falling out of a chair clutching my stomach from all the laughing.
@dhio9615
@dhio9615 2 жыл бұрын
Alcohol and a Scottish Man is easily the most dangerous and unstable combination of elements
@minetieplays2092
@minetieplays2092 10 ай бұрын
drunk pissed off scottish man reacting to dumb ass youtube video is now my favorite video genre
@irabrook
@irabrook Жыл бұрын
Watching the subtitles while you slur your way through the script has some funny moments like when you say "we're friends" but KZbin hears "we're French"
@ghazghkullthraka9714
@ghazghkullthraka9714 2 жыл бұрын
3:57 I used to study cryptozoology as a hobby. Not only is that not real, it’s not the mokele-mbembe. Mokele-mbembe looks like a brachiosaurus
@ROOSTER333
@ROOSTER333 Жыл бұрын
I for one welcome our miniature T Rex'ses under bridges
@random_femboy_protogen
@random_femboy_protogen Жыл бұрын
Vote lazerpig for president to allow mini trex's to claim the bridges
@clarkycat9173
@clarkycat9173 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the 1k bro
@Lobos222
@Lobos222 2 жыл бұрын
Lazer pigs are real, but not dinosaurs. YEAH RIGHT! Tell that to the T-Rex I call inlaws. :D
@unnameduser5647
@unnameduser5647 2 жыл бұрын
For my own sanity i am convinced that that was all just an elaborate joke
@phincampbell1886
@phincampbell1886 Жыл бұрын
I am insanely happy to hear someone say what you just did, to hear "the Fates," plural, rather than singular fate! Thank you for doing that, I appreciated it greatly!! 😊😊🙏🐖👈👍
@nomar5spaulding
@nomar5spaulding 2 жыл бұрын
That bit about subing because you have access to a fuckl;oad of wasps just about did me in.
@xurmisalwaysright2460
@xurmisalwaysright2460 Жыл бұрын
"And then ppl ask me why I drink...." Feel you there brother, keep on ranting :)
@jerrysmooth24
@jerrysmooth24 2 жыл бұрын
i cant believe that dinosaurs still exist this video was very informative 100% thanks
@gopniksaurolophus6354
@gopniksaurolophus6354 2 жыл бұрын
i want to see the polish SlumShitter video
@LazerPig
@LazerPig 2 жыл бұрын
If you insist: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmPGYXV3drVpZ68&ab_channel=LazerPig
@gopniksaurolophus6354
@gopniksaurolophus6354 2 жыл бұрын
@@LazerPig YOOOOOOOO
@whom382
@whom382 Жыл бұрын
I want more drunken LazerPig now.
@CStone-xn4oy
@CStone-xn4oy 2 жыл бұрын
There are so many dumb conspiracy videos like this on KZbin. I would love to see you react to more of them. Think of it as free content.
@sethledford9612
@sethledford9612 9 ай бұрын
I would love to see your gaming videos. Finding you as a drucken history channel im sure they would bd amazing
@jwclapp1183
@jwclapp1183 6 ай бұрын
I could go for an entire channel of this, but I know this would kill your liver.
@HATECELL
@HATECELL 2 жыл бұрын
That Brachiosaurus video is just painful. They didn't even bother to cut the scene out where you can clearly see their lemur face.
@RichyArg
@RichyArg Жыл бұрын
They are Coatis, not lemurs, think of them as slim racoons with longer snouts and tails
@TheRedneckRoman16
@TheRedneckRoman16 9 ай бұрын
"I dont care about being stung, and i have access to a lot of wasps" is a new one i have to say.
@user-hf7jp2lt5x
@user-hf7jp2lt5x Жыл бұрын
They would be impressed with the dinosaurs in Salisbury. For a donation to the local charity they move and roar.
@theengineerinabox2385
@theengineerinabox2385 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m in the same room as lazer pig and he’s just ranting around wine bottle precariously swung around in his hammy hands as I sit on the couch in terror
@wilmersandstrom2826
@wilmersandstrom2826 2 жыл бұрын
This brings me back to the earlier years of KZbin when videos like this where everywhere
@HansHaumichblau
@HansHaumichblau Жыл бұрын
i need more vids like this, lazer
@michaelrjburnside
@michaelrjburnside 11 ай бұрын
We need more videos of him just ranting about terrible videos while drunk😂😂😂
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 8 ай бұрын
I would watch a video about a lunatic using the drill used for the Kola bore hole to make the pit for an outhouse. That would be a fitting sequel to your first toilet video.
@skepticowl7417
@skepticowl7417 2 жыл бұрын
I mean if the video showed footage of birds the title would make sense
@hectorcorona9536
@hectorcorona9536 2 жыл бұрын
legit i was expecting the #1 to be a bird, but that would be giving mr. disinformation way too much credit
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