The Dumbest World Record Attempts - Tosh.0

Daniel highlights a selection of world record hopefuls, each one stranger than the last.
About Tosh.0:
Tosh.0 is a weekly topical series hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh that delves into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the medically inadvisable. Through segments like Video Breakdown, 20 Seconds on the Clock and Web Redemption, Tosh has established himself as the preeminent expert on exhibitionist weirdos, injurious idiots and the best worst things on the web.
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Teet

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Tosh.0 ur a sick men and l love it

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I miss the days of coming home from school and watching Tosh.O instead of doing my homework. Life was simpler then

[@markmcwilliams3003]

I know I think he's So funny now it's ridiculousness is good but it's not tosh.o

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@@dentside78 Not really...I did my homework and chores and life is still complicated af.

[@Alderak1]

Bryan Simon Thats not how it works. Source: I did my homework then.

[@mannysanchez2748]

Only if we can go back and try a little bit hard instead of watching tosh.o. the life we choose.......

[@drabolit]

Damn bro this this strikes a chord

[@darktimes3823]

Who else got nauseous with the mayo? 🤢

[@Jonathan-fx5pr]

Bárbie Alvarez I had to turn my head.

[@darktimes3823]

Jonathan Carter Omg , right? Just thinking bout it still make me queezy 😂🤢

[@jeanclaudevindiesel207]

Egg yolks and pure soybean oil. That's a lot.

[@niks983]

Couldn't watch it 🤮

[@aquilesvailo4786]

i even got a bit dizzy YUK

[@jbaketkd]

"I'm glad to see the guys from korn are staying busy" lmao that got a belly laugh out of me

[@brbimatthemoon3873]

I read that right as "The guys from Korn" showed up. Made it even better

[@eskee1]

Sooo that's not exactly what he said... he says "Its good" not "I'm glad" so in reality here youve put words in Daniel Toshs mouth and he may not necessarily be glad bro?? Just let it sink in

[@ASAPShitPost]

I haven't watched Tosh.0 in like 8 years. This KZbin campaign is going well, because I know I'm not the only one who's going to catch up on the series because the videos are great! 😂

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Pluto tv, i watch it every day, tosh.o only channel

[@leaguecarrypro]

Jesus, speed eating makes me never wanna see food again

[@EndTimesDisciple]

What does Jesus Christ have to do wa ith it?

[@philthycoder]

The same amount he has to do with everything else: none

[@smallfry7304]

look up Joey Chestnut

[@connorleach3608]

dungis chunbleton the weirder part was her keeping the hand behind the back

[@coldpocket1988]

It's kinda hot

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That Korn joke killed me

[@Eric-2720]

I don't even like them and I lost it

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sameeee

[@ripvanwinkle420snoopdogg2]

Yup.. Agreed

[@artz9643]

I don't get it. 🤷‍♂️ Who the hell is corn???

[@ripvanwinkle420snoopdogg2]

@@artz9643 its (korn) à progressive metal band. Awsome in its Own right.

[@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN]

"Oh we're not saying grace?" 😂

[@MissBigTexasBangin]

Never seen pizza so unappealing 🤢

[@chachisadventures3378]

The 2nd longest train ever run on our blogger Carly 😂😂😂

[@Born2beSPRA]

Chachi's Adventures he married her too

[@marcmarc4776]

Tosh went on vacation for the 2nd so this was actually the 3rd longest.

[@frankjarzombek1628]

The smell of balls

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@@Born2beSPRA Really?

[@dominickpardo8702]

@@94ejackAYTUser Yeah that's his wife and she's almost as offensive as him lol

[@michaelt.9372]

A marine cries everytime a crayon is broken.

[@ashliestarling9892]

Why

[@TheActiveAssault]

I was heartbroken

[@UnicycleIdiot]

Ashlie Starling because we eat them at least once a day

[@justinpowell3174]

No they don't. That just makes them bite-sized

[@1BeGe]

Why? We still eat em.

[@ib8774]

“It’s very European of you to finish with a half salad.” 😂

[@thatguythatlikesvideogames3176]

Tosh.0 is still a thing? I'm not saying that as a smartass comment, I genuinely thought this show was cancelled.

[@ifyouoralovedonehasmesothe1805]

I straight up thought the same thing seeing the video because most young people these days don't watch TV much anymore. At least I don't anyways lol

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@@herbderb4929 and you need to relax

[@michaelmcgee2026]

@@herbderb4929 this show is genuinely for people who have no life and live in their moms basement

[@victoracosta4796]

Yes and no. I heard that it was being canceled, but I think Daniel's trying to get the show on another network.

[@victoracosta4796]

@@ifyouoralovedonehasmesothe1805 I don't have a TV. :(

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Wait I forgot this was an actual show I thought it was like a fever dream or somethin-

[@PlasticPlayThing2004]

Me tooo😭

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Yo same!! I confused it with Ridiculousness for a moment lol

[@eks9225]

Or NyQuil dream

[@danieljackson-ep3bg]

Lmao

[@stpbasss3773]

*sumptin

[@jjwhite6860]

The mayonnaise part made me gag

[@jonb5874]

For real. I started dry heaving 😅

[@playerswhelm]

Whole large pizza in just over a minute oh shit

[@Power5]

Wasn't that 2?

[@ericpettyfishing]

Literally gagged at the mayo lady

[@kristiwilliams6518]

"If it were colored pencils he'd be arrested for a hate crime". 🤣🤣🤣

[@sean_marsz]

You forgot Randy trying to beat the record for largest crap.

[@Derangedforsure]

It was, it is, Bono.

[@billnythehighestguy690]

Stans dad from south park

[@whymistamista5614]

Hot, hot, hot. Mostly PF Chang's.

[@PoeticProse7]

That wheelbarrow thing looked like a community interpretative dance theater re-creation of Human Centipede 2.

Centipede 2 was the worst one of them all by far!

[@mikezenox]

Lmao exactly this

[@pepesilvia2094]

@ as if any of them are good

[@ChosenPlaysYT]

3:45 “that’s very European of you to finish with the half salad” 🤣

[@p1nkfreud]

"It's good to see the guys from Korn staying busy" I died

[@Dorfuto]

I thought this show was cancelled, but damn it still has the same humor and gags

[@mattwhalen892]

Tosh running down the hula hoop in his underwear had me on the floor laughing

[@the-engneer]

You're lying. You weren't on the floor at all

[@Tommyboy6426]

I was watching this a midnight one night and I couldn’t hold in my laugh, I was dying!! 😂😂😂

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I legit forgot about this show until the advertisement

[@richardarmstrong3rd53]

How bizarre... that’s the first time I’ve seen Molly Schuyler with a full head of hair.

[@schuylergrygiel8784]

Richard Armstrong 3rd I feel attacked

[@matejmatej3554]

She is a beast in competition eating

[@asherweck]

For real. Doesn’t even look like the same chick

[@mikemiller2059]

I am sitting at my desk wheezing like an old smoker laughing at this. The fire hoop was the best.

[@uhubb]

😂😂 sameeee...

[@maggs131]

Im so glad Spiderman was in on it lmao

[@AnastasiaDiscovery]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wavves9095]

Took an almost 5:00 minute water break for a 60 second record 😂😂😂😂

[@boosted4732]

“This is recess at the Nike factory”💀💀💀💀

[@flipflopcrusader1368]

That is Molly, Molly is awesome

[@tomcapss]

Him running with no pants on through the hoop had me dying

[@Dominicc95]

Shit I thought tosh has ended. Haven't seen him in years

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Slim shady is that you ?

[@bigtuna9086]

@@jayscraggs1012 lol i was thinking the same.

[@SiLvErWaRe000]

Yeah, I think he's wrapping up his final season. Like 10 I think. I've seen his new stuff, and he's taken the change in culture well without sacrificing what makes the show great. Still just as offensive, and hilarious.

[@jimjack1433]

Its stan

[@branchbrookbushcraft6396]

the mayo eating literally made me gag

[@lroscinski5046]

That KOrN reference was so on point bro !

[@crustycobs2669]

The big eater was possibly the grossest and funniest thing for a while. Tosh had zero boundaries.

[@AnastasiaDiscovery]

Yah 😂😂😂

[@HAHA-wn1wc]

Bro wtf 😭 I can’t even eat mayonnaise on a sandwich. I’m disgusted.

[@jsal2284]

Damn! Tosh still has his show? I gotta lotta bingeing to do

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I thought this show would be over by now. But I am glad its still going.

[@jacobclark8121]

“You’re awful”

[@krisnarefaagusta16]

Na-na-na Boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo. - Daniel Tosh (5:19)

[@propertoke420rep4]

That wall they did together the kids where they had the legs wrapped together in the one-legged race that show was pretty amazing running that long

[@MrFelixtheman]

Really too bad the mayo eater wasn't hot, that was a missed opportunity.

[@inksnail1458]

I wish my boss would just once treat me like tosh does at 6:18

[@jaysmith1685]

the Chinese will dominate our company picnics in 15 years

[@ericadams214]

15? Probably this coming Spring. Lol

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"Chase that down with a can of tuna" 💀

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This guy looks more like Bill Nye if he went to fashion school.

[@ChillHills]

Is he a Freshman?

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Which guy? Daniel Tosh? He's been out for decades...

[@MrMaxvladZ]

@@BarbaraWalters_ And here I thought he was still in the closet.

[@Boreganic]

MrMaxvladZ he’s married to a woman

[@buddy77587]

She is amazing!

[@hi-if7lj]

Tosh is the best I love his humor

[@guttagame1804]

@3:54 the server is actually one of the funniest comedians I've ever listened to. His name is Tommy Johnagain! Probably misspelled that last name, but you gotta here his bit about workin at Applebee's

[@TheCheat420]

"Making it the second biggest train ever run on our blogger Carly." That's his wife now lol

[@davidcampuzano6821]

4:30 I found it funny how eagerly she kept on that attitude even after so much food in a sitting

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"poking her food baby" slayed me LOL

[@davidcampuzano6821]

@@buttonsf3293 🤔🤔🤔 Thats a thought tho lol

[@buried4430]

I see Daniel has that Tyler Durden jacket

[@wildones9339]

That was my first thought on the last clip: I hope everyone washed for that.

[@alexpulley3088]

Tommy Johnagin as the waiter lol classic the Applebee’s boy is back

[@joebuczkowski8605]

Daniel Tosh looks like a pretty strong runner. Got eeeem.

[@rockie292]

They said I am me, but I am u.. Got Guinness world record for no meaning.

[@eggmanthesecond1832]

Thank you! I needed a good laugh

[@jondunmore4268]

5:40 -- In the middle of laughing uproariously at this bit, I couldn't help but notice Tosh has this Sebastian Coe type of stride! Now it's even funnier!

[@carlosdeleon2805]

Those crayons didn’t deserve it 😭

[@MadMax-mt4wz]

2:20 the sounds that were made nearly made me vomit.

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Dr Jim cracked me TF up

[@rokkkrinn2793]

That was fun. Thanks for sharing.

[@ScottWorthington]

I thought he was dead. Proof of resurrection. Tosh is risen

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Nah, he still dead just like his cartoon show and career

[@metou3072]

4:31-4:33...professional speed eater is only her hobby...her real job is obviously a plumber

[@flyings.monster6845]

32-person human centipede race. Nicely done, Daniel

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Your almost at 10 million bro!!!!!!!

[@coastiem5er470]

No coconuts? damn that was a good one

[@groowanderer]

Molly schuyler is for reals one of the world's premier eaters. I've seen her school most male champions she's ever eaten with/against.

[@cityhawk]

In all seriousness, what’s her secret? Is she part Boa Constrictor?

[@georgetitsworth8919]

The eating records got me 🤣

[@sir_dark_humor8673]

1:58 me when my mom says we have to leave in 5 minutes to go to the store:

[@johnstover4584]

Now we will have sex where I'm fast lol. That had me cracking up.

[@frostedicepharoah7723]

The pizza one reminded me of Buzz from Home Alone

[@chefb8742]

"What was the previous world record, one teaspoon?" LOLOL IM DYING

[@stephenodonovan4168]

The soup by hand won me over!!

[@aureolaborealis]

Tommy Johnagin! It’s time for another special!

[@garrettlancaster3979]

was not expecting Tommy Johnagin, what a pleasant surprise

[@morgancahill5021]

all of that eating and she still looks she needs to eat some vitamins ad drink more milk.

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Morgan Cahill she probably throws everything up

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[@Erickwhatever]

That Asian chain joke floored me.

[@AnastasiaDiscovery]

This was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@spider_pig7588]

It’s amazing that people agree to come on his show and humiliate themselves. Like, have these people never watched this before?

[@chasse-nigb3r]

I'm just assuming they are getting paid their talent fee of 1 dollar for the whole segment

[@venoxidegaming1432]

Publicity is also a factor. And its just hilarious.

[@groowanderer]

Molly is a beast, world champion calibre eater. She does this for a living, why would she be embarrassed about it? Tosh gave her some free publicity and I'm sure they paid her.

[@spider_pig7588]

Groo Wanderer because if “world caliber eater” is a phrase you use without sarcasm, you should be embarrassed to be in public. Honestly, what’s next, competition shitting?

[@toyoseries]

@@spider_pig7588 If there was, Randy Marsh got this under the bag

[@santacruz939]

The 2nd largest train ran on her I died 😂

[@danielonline7181]

Damn Daniel!!! That outfit @ 0:49 is fire.

[@rmannayr2129]

THAT POOR TOILET AFTERWARDS!

[@khickerson86]

She could have made so many sandwiches with that mayo.

[@frostedicepharoah7723]

Cheesecake was one of my favorite desserts. Not anymore.

[@rmannayr2129]

THAT'S ONE BIG TRAIN!

[@landreeharris5395]

Bro,you gotta love tosh

[@therockbottom5256]

Oh wow it’s danie tosh! I remember Wednesday’s being great in middle school because we would always talk about what was on the show. Looks like he signed that Qualcomm contract Simpson’s style and is now a slave to the networks

[@riverparker429]

America's got talent

[@iloveyou202]

Years later I’m high eating baskin robins in my bed alone watching this

[@shocka89]

Second half was great.

[@2PandaMama]

I just did a 20 oz mayo challenge on stream... A viewer promised $400 bucks if I finished it in 15min... I finished it in 10 min HE ONLY TRANSFERRED $50 dollars😭

[@ynoten]

😂😂😂😂

[@elili8016]

Bruh how was your poop after that xD

[@johnpliskin8759]

lol

[@theplumber9427]

I once attempted the record for most toothbrushes stuck in ones rectum. I got 73 but i needed 125. I won’t give up. #im gay

[@CannabisMaximus02]

Brain Rocket subtle flex but ok

[@danielj.9857]

😂

[@JoseGranny]

What's gay about that? You're just weird. But in a good way.

[@mattdewb3291]

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

[@sunnyedaize1262]

Do you even care that children may see this?

[@sk0tb0t31]

I feel like this was on point from start to finish

[@jermiahsummers8330]

This guy is gold. Forgot about this show

[@buckclary3057]

That chick is eating like she is in marine corps bootcamp

[@FrugalPossum]

Didn’t Comedy Central cancel Tosh.0? Trying to squeeze the last drops of cash out of its lifeless corpse huh, nice.

[@SiLvErWaRe000]

They love that cash cow. He finally got them to let him go after like 10 seasons.

[@donniecreasey7722]

6:45 🤣I’m crying wtf

[@jiujitsukitty9319]

God i love Tosh

[@joysandy333]

When did this air? Molly looks so different

[@rubenito9921]

Molly’s segment aired on an episode in 2014

[@Powerlifterusa]

“Kink in the chain”

[@drsmoke2558]

Glad tosh is still at it