Tosh.0 - Web Redemption - Annie, Don't Fall

Daniel has a maritime affair with a girl who once suffered a nasty fall aboard a cruise ship.
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Tosh.0 is a weekly topical series hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh that delves into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the medically inadvisable. Through segments like Video Breakdown, 20 Seconds on the Clock and Web Redemption, Tosh has established himself as the preeminent expert on exhibitionist weirdos, injurious idiots and the best worst things on the web.
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#WebRedemption

[@dacoyote7699]

Cruise Ships do actually have a morgue... It's called the ocean.

[@SabreenRezvie]

I think that's the graveyard

[@HeilRay]

Thats called the buffet for fish. Turf and not so Surf night.

[@Rick_Cleland]

Davy Jones' locker.

[@JackPepal357]

They actually do have a morgue on board bc elderly people frequently die on cruise ships

[@tovemaersk]

The on board florists get upset as they use the morgue chiller to store flowers in when it's not full of dead grannies.

[@trentvlak]

"take me back to your room" is the most terrifying thing to hear from a 17 year old.

[@colemcdaniel5587]

Annie are you ok are you ok Annie

[@charlescarter4608]

Damn you lol... whole reason I came to the comments lol!

[@fatpowerful]

MARITIME LAW!!!

[@charlescarter4608]

I didn't see Tosh made the joke later in the vid too lol!

[@michaelgodwin4159]

Cole McDaniel dammit man you stole my comment Annie did you OD did you OD Annie? That's the actual real words to the song ..

[@uncle1886]

Messed up the lyric, but still...lmao

[@KingPeaceus]

Ships actually are required to keep morgues to be able to store 3-6 bodies. The body is sent to a medical examiner on return to the US.

[@axil157]

Donald Neal Nerd

[@1shellkilla]

Like he chaos symbol bud

[@vinnievalentine421]

That's how they store the dead, or as they called overbooked companions.

[@gummieworms3909]

I bet your great at parties😪. No seriously great interesting fact👏

[@brandonshaw7619]

What if they aren't American

[@notoriousluffa4928]

I yell maritime law at things now.

[@drphot6050]

Rightfully so

[@greg55666]

I'm going to start also!

[@greg55666]

It reminds me, this might be before your time, but my all-time favorite "Life in Hell" cartoon involved them running around yelling "law of the briny deep!"

[@greg55666]

Maritime law!

[@ACOG_batteries]

Literally LOLed when I read your comment

[@someone2746]

“Annie, don’t fall.” As her friend(s) continue to film what could very well be her death rather than drop the camera and lunge forward to try to save their friend from her untimely demise. Excellent choice for a web redemption.

[@victorkuhn4219]

I love how the cocktails keep changing. You're a bad man tosh.

[@Cortes19882012]

I can't believe she is 17. She looks over 21.

[@4Everlast]

That's what that D does to you.

[@securityandy4561]

@David Reuter 💀

[@DatMothBoi]

Lmfaoooo welcome to prison

[@UshiSound]

Now she’s 20

[@creativesparks2164]

Thought those girls were like 40

[@jaychambers821]

"Annie are you ok? are you ok, are you ok Annie?" I haven't heard that song in forever lmao awesome

[@UmbreonDarkness69]

You haven't heard Smooth Criminal?????????????????

[@407Swashplate]

Something tells me she gave Daniel n crew the “Clear!” For making the video that would traumatize her parents the most. This was hilarious!

[@jakehanson216]

Carnival cruise ships are basically walmart on water 😂

[@diztrustful]

hahahahaha

[@E9oK9kMaV]

Over on reddit people refer to them as floating Golden Corrals.

[@1981bevo]

yeah, that's pretty much exactly what Tosh said in this clip

[@aaronseidl5941]

So it's basically a trailer park? 🤣🤣

[@BigMoney23223]

So funny how Daniel laughs when Carlos says maritime law

[@jtek2259]

That 40 year old man and that 17-year-old girl are really like a 1917 couple on a ship

[@lucasjohnstone6419]

Lmao

[@jakekrueger7854]

MARITIME LAW!!!

[@TheBruceKeller]

@Devils Joint Basically Leo's current age difference preference in dating.

[@illitero]

She seems like a sweet person with a good sense of humor. Kind of rare for guests on this segment. I always wonder how the guests end up handling his cuts.

[@firebirdude2]

She seems like a dumb blonde and they edit the shit out of the video.

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

A- That's a girl. B- She seems like a typical social media thirsting, brain-dead girl with an empty vapid personality whose always gotten by on her looks. C- You sound like a raging simp.

[@BobbySacamano]

Kind of rare? Also a response to a 4 year old comment is as close to time travel as we get. :)

[@callumray2114]

"Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie" 😂😂😂

[@daveschwartz5893]

I love the progression of drinks on the bar.

[@teamfruitsalad7335]

6:07 That is probably the most sincere I have ever seen Daniel Tosh.

[@mnzm9695]

Yo am i the only one or are there hella drinks showing up outta nowhere lol

[@anthonymiller934]

MNZM lmao I never noticed that

[@carolynmmitchell2240]

JOE knows what the fuck, that's the kinda shit that happens when you let your friends use your accounts.

[@exitstay1955]

JOE knows, offer still standing?

[@drphot6050]

Yep they are called RKO's

[@greg55666]

It's almost like we're watching Tosh.O

[@apexnp]

Maritime law!!

[@dh222able]

Maritime law!

[@fatpowerful]

MARITIME LAW!!!

[@rainingbloodfromalacerated4551]

Rape!

[@CloroxBleach-bw5mv]

Charles Carter fuck trump

[@jakemicciantuono]

Maritime Law!

[@MagnumPI4]

God damn, that chicks mid-20's are gonna hit her like a brick wall. 17 and she looks like she's 24.

[@uncle1886]

MagnumPI4 17 and she has 24 STD’s

[@acriditygaming4786]

Lmao... rlly?

[@acriditygaming4786]

@@uncle1886 rlly?

[@uncle1886]

Acridity Gaming yes really. I gave her 23 of them.

[@eadlynjune]

You see girls in the Carolinas don’t follow those rules. Everybody’s mostly normal but a select few blondes, and their token brunette friend who’s hotter overall but overshadowed by the others personality’s, have time stopped on their clock until they’re 30.

[@halofreak644]

Daniel is a smooth criminal 😂

[@kellywaggoner6703]

No joke...my friends' aunt was on a cruise to Alaska and had a heart attack and died. They did have a small walk in refrigerator just for deceased people they kept her in until they got to landfall. Then she was shipped back by plane..but the cruise went on and none of the people on board even really knew about it.

[@hthumbs4072]

Kelly Waggoner yeah it happens usually a couple times each trip according to cruise ship staff.

[@J_Braz_]

Hmm... No kidding.

[@419buckeye7]

That's a fucked up job for someone

[@dinospumoni5611]

yeah seems like the most reasonable way to deal with deaths at sea

[@azspotfree]

Nice, those people know how to party. Next time I through a party, I'm setting up a temporary morgue, just in case

[@JD2jr.]

I don't think that's how maritime law works, but a man can dream....

[@dh222able]

Maritime law!

[@fatpowerful]

Maritime law means the captain makes the laws, so maybe.

[@RussianDeathstroke]

In international waters you are restricted by the laws of the country that the ship identifies itself with.

[@JD2jr.]

The Samurai Cop I think it may be under the laws of the last country it visited, but I'm not entirely sure.

[@poposisa]

+James Dreger No. If the ship is american, its american law.

[@terricampbell3179]

That Michael Jackson reference had me fucking crying with tears, it sounded so perfect coming from Daniel Tosh

[@kealabeam]

The two of them were really super cute together here. I'm surprised how many rude comments, they were just playing around and being funny.

[@AlexH8280]

I remember someone on Reddit saying that a lot of seniors would rather permanently stay on cruises than go to an old folks' home (and its actually apparently more affordable), so, therefore, many reach the end of their lives on cruise ships.

[@dustinphillips5470]

As sick as it should be, i love yelling MARITIME LAW, echoes( maritime law...)🤣

[@Nickm32797]

Maritime law!

[@igot99problemsbutmyaltaint81]

Danny is a good actor, but hes diggin that blonde

[@yocland8841]

How could you not.

[@immunized1823]

Lol no doubt look how much he has had Fanny on since he met her when she was 15 and he told the transgender wrestler his 16 yo girlfriend was hot

[@yocland8841]

@@immunized1823 big deal. Other countries, people can drink and fuck at 16. Our country is so backwards sometimes. You can die in combat at 18 but can't drink till 21. If a 19 yr old fucks a 17 yr old, he's fucked. Dumb shit. Imo.

[@tylercooper1551]

Yah you can tell she was also wanting it lol

[@tinyrick714]

yoc land amen brother

[@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

I like how she says "Annie, don't fall right after she falls

[@kt420ish]

I'm glad Tosh made a web redemption with this chick. I always assumed she died

[@noelhutchins7366]

Tail-bone, rib, toe: if any of these get broken, there's nothing the doctors will do about them, no cast, just ibuprophen and stay off it; don't regret the medical bill and the time wasted in the waiting room for a visit to the ER. Just yank the toe or finger straight and tape it to the digits next to it then pop 100mg ibuprophen four times a day and stay off it; nothing to do about ribs or tailbone either just stay off it and keep your money. waste of money not knowing

[@zeke1220]

Walgreens sells ibuprofen AND splints

[@mr.terwilliger5728]

What if the rib is splintered and you have internal bleeding and you don’t know it

[@noelhutchins7366]

@@mr.terwilliger5728 ABC's of 1st aid determine the need for a doctor. A: B:one C:oming through skin is bad

[@mr.terwilliger5728]

noel hutchins I hope you don’t have children 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@noelhutchins7366]

@@mr.terwilliger5728 kid: announces a splinter. me: "I'll get it.", I come out with a scalpel a needle and lighter in all seriousness, I ask, "Where is it?"; strikes the lighter and heat the needle with zero bedside manner.

[@HeilRay]

The boat shift from the Popcorn shrimp rush made me choke laugh.

[@markyncole]

The only cruise he wants to go down on is Penelope? He forgot to mention Tom

[@tmiller7004]

Evangelos Killer mike tom cruise....

[@bigblue0202jw]

"what a gift to all of us" bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[@goodnamestaken]

Bro out here straight Chris Delia'ing it on camera.

[@jhood11232]

she's 17 that's surprising! she looks older but she still really cute :p

[@jhood11232]

BrickSquad1017613​ lol nah I'm 18 tho I'm sure she about to be 18

[@voteZDLR]

+julio martinez I think she had to be older than that when they did this segment, then again I will always think that the South produces the finest women in the entire country as far as looks are concerned. I couldn't tell you why.

[@voteZDLR]

***** Honey Boo Boo isn't even close to representative of Southern women. She's representative of fat, trashy Southern family children, who subsist almost entirely on a diet of fat and carbs. I can point to at least 10 good looking, healthy Southern women to every disgusting, unhealthy outliers like her.

[@DavidAWA]

+Steve Johnson eskimos are hot... I mean they look hot, but they're probably cold. I've never met one. Ok... you caught me in a lie. Sorry

[@gragumilo]

+DavidAWA Good one.

[@elsabal7543]

😂😂**pushes her** -"annie, dont fall. 😂😂💀

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Whenever I see this clip... i pray!: "Annie don't fall!" And, alas she falls... Deduction: There is no God

[@cooliereddz4141]

I want that bartender as a wingman

[@Ben-ut1xb]

Kinda wish that Planned Parenthood joke had aged better...

[@WaffleShortage]

the way she says "what do you consider a *real vacation*?" lol

[@karlrodriguez2143]

Maritime law!! MARITIME LAW!

[@rodneyparisien1997]

How do you fell about the confederate flag... haha ( cut to next scene)

[@livingproof8383]

Ron Burgundy...... feel... Not fell... Dumbass...

[@soranort833]

I fell pretty hard

[@prh198]

@@livingproof8383 Wow. It was clearly autocorrect. Why be a jerk about it?

[@flyberd7848]

@@livingproof8383 SOUTH WIL RISE AGAIN!!! RIGHT DUMBASS!!

[@livingproof8383]

Lmfao... Hillery voters all of you....

[@MAC_HAMMER]

Tosh: " how do you feel about the confederate flag?" Annie: *nervous chuckle* Me: 👀

[@jayscraggs1012]

Nobody cares

[@thomasrawls4555]

It's outdated 🤔

[@PerspectiveEngineer]

Oh geez Daniel you really got I have Annie back, it's been so long that I think I care about what she's doing now. Wipes tear

[@haddybayo594]

I've been looking for the whole video to see it she died or not. Thank god, closure

[@j.reynolds3089]

I'd like to see Annie now at 22.

[@bwhere45]

Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

[@bwhere45]

@No. Body it's a quote from the show Community.

[@jeyonce9501]

Every time they came back to the bar there were more drinks lol

[@dustintravis8791]

+LaurenF1212 that's how it should be :)

[@Merlyn-ek9qc]

Annie don't fall... Learn to fly with your legs wide open and your head down🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davypig571]

One of the best web redemptions!

[@borgholable]

annie are you ok ? are you ok annie ???

[@brick123zw]

Annie don't fall.

[@drphot6050]

Reverse Psychology at it's finest

[@andersmyrhaug6996]

that michael jackson" smooth criminal" at 6.01 was brilliant... scandalnavia...

[@cervezadog6957]

Alien Ant Farm is better

[@loganclements4332]

Tosh is a genius, a guru of comedy and if he ever comes to visit me in Thailand we will make one hell of a video.

[@that1otherguy93]

Annie is legal now.. MARITIME LAW!

[@benvasilinda9729]

that1otherguy93 she is 21 now.

[@Ben-311]

Annie are you ok, are you ok, are you ok annie? Lol

[@RebelJew777]

As someone that worked on a cruise ship, I can confirm yes cruise ships have a morgue. They are actually required to have body bags and a morgue separate from food storage etc. Deaths actually happen on cruise ships more than you might think. It's typically old people and people with health issues. Cruise ships have also been used to transport bodies. Like people have paid to have a loved one that died in the US to be transported home to the Caribbean. As well as other places, this happens more than you might think. There's a big chance if you been on a cruise ship a body was on it.

[@evanmoore7172]

annie are you okay? are you okay? are you okay annie? love it

[@angelito5880]

10/10 would

[@firebirdude2]

You're probably talking about Tosh. But don't worry. We won't hold it against you. Maritime Law!

[@freedom2084]

Did anyone get the song from the band Winger reference in the beginning "she's only seventeen"then the bartender sings seventeen

[@brokentombot]

Just the Annie Are You Ok one

[@jennicase]

Only us old people get that.

[@punkr3247]

You know Tosh was rock hard that whole segment

[@TwizzlerGirl]

Why would he be? There were no men in the room

[@texasranger474]

The legal drinking age is what ever the country's is that the cruise line has their headquarters in. So most cruises your going to go on its 21. But once your docked in a port like Mexico you can drink when your 16.

[@monroja]

18 in mexico

[@imn1ppystr]

MARITIME LAW

[@seanaf5]

Well it's may 2016 now. So I guess I'm not ashamed of the thoughts in my head anymore.Legal beagle!

[@LODIN]

100 years ago 2/3 of the males in the world would be classified as pedophiles. I may be off on that number but its in that ballpark.

[@The_Barroth]

Oh man I thought she died. Good to see she’s still kicking

[@cryptonitor9855]

There are morgues on every cruiseship. Usually room for atleast 5 dead bodies. Done some work on corpsefreezers...

[@CourtneyLachiver]

If she's 17, then I'm 12. She looks way older than I do and I'm 30!

[@babythebullytv]

Courtney Butzko i find that hard to believe

[@Dansanity]

Yeah we need proof

[@bensondh288]

bitch you looking like that old junkie ass lady on 6 street

[@kcor4]

Yeah, you look mid 50s

[@twonicelol]

Holy shit did this chick just replace Daniels all time crush: Fanny?

[@cgme7076]

Where Are The Memes Evan? :: I doubt it. Fanny was insanely hot.

[@MCvidsify]

Maritime law!

[@indysilver_02]

Today's her 21'st birthday. She can board the ship alone now! Maritime law!

[@billbill3634]

I legit thought her claiming to be 17 was to set up all the jokes, now it seems she is indeed 17 wtf how does that look like 17

[@luistepecano3550]

Maritime law!

[@juryc9042]

Lotttttsssss of milk

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

“That” is a human being...wtf

[@milesmorales5929]

@@xxIluvyouguysxx no. That's called a female

[@songmanl1480]

They didn't build them like that when I was 17

[@afrocoolio25]

Regarding the morgue on a cruise: My coworker was on a cruise and a dude murdered his wife. He was caught trying to dump her. The cruise was canceled and it was taken back to the nearest port. Yep, one murder and it ruins the fun for everyone. Last I heard, no refunds. Get fukt m8.

[@johnbagley8211]

She's a decent actress in comparison to all the other kids that go along w/ his web redemptions LOL... Was a little disturbing, but funny none the less.

Actress? That's not the girl in the fall clip?

[@maxxstaron]

Tosh + Annie and Fanny lmao

[@myfinagle2441]

She’s 21 now 👁👄👁

[@shinjireference3568]

"annie are you ok? are you ok annie? " i died lmao micheal jackson reference

[@Eyeriz96]

lmao 17 by winger, perfect

[@Space-raven]

Maritime Law!!!!

[@jare3459]

WTF DID SHE JUST SAY! don't fall off and what did she do she fell off

[@akira6957]

"ANNIE DONT FALL-" *Annie falls* "ANNIE YOU IDIOT DID I JUST NOT SAY-"

[@walterlangkowski4723]

12 seconds into the video and I can already tell they’re on Royal Caribbean cruise ship. Them liquor packages tho....

[@tleeg74]

Jesus, she's hot. Daniel needs to ditch Fanny and stalk Annie.

[@jamesrearden1979]

Tosh is such a decent person to all his guests...

[@troystuart8870]

17!?!?!?i thought the girls from that video were at least 21. If you meet her in a bar you wouldn't know she was 17. You need to start your conversation with "can i see some identification"....

[@Xannyphantom905]

fuck it. just smash and worry about it later

[@thatoneguy779]

@@Xannyphantom905 what if you find out you knocked up a 16 year old girl chris Hanson gonna be knocking at your door i would say if not sure at least get some head.

[@Epiousios18]

There is also some pretty hardcore social commentary in this sketch. ;)

[@LouisWinthorpe3]

MARITIME LAW!

[@MrPeace-xi1db]

I don't think he could have roasted cruises more

[@WJSamoan96]

AYYYYEEEEEEEE MYRTLE BEACH!!!!!!!!! 843!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT A SHOUTOUT!!!!!!!!!!

[@ToXiCxStYlE]

843!

[@nightbling8905]

843!!! Stfu 432 bitch

[@nightbling8905]

Damn Charlestown

[@handxanitizer7439]

That's what's up!!!!!

[@andrewcofer3300]

7:04 Maritime Law!

[@fakeaf9297]

She was only paid 200$ for this

[@SonicMegaKing]

Not like she did much.

[@fakeaf9297]

+SonicMegaKing I guess but it's a little weird

[@SonicMegaKing]

+FakeAF She's a nobody who's claim to fame was falling ass over head over a railing. I can assume they flew her out there, she was "interviewed" by Tosh, either played around on rails or played around in front of a green screen, and maybe pretended to throw up. I don't think we saw her face in the end. She's also 17 and gets to be on t.v. I'd be surprised if she got much more than that.

[@eriknielsen6216]

That is kinda fucked, she did guess star.

[@forbiddenbeard2210]

+SonicMegaKing Tosh.0 averages 4 million viewers per episode. They could have afforded to pay more though....but she has been on 16 cruises and is only 17....so I think she is doing fine money wise.

[@caitojones3140]

Nice Winger reference haha

[@fajam00m00]

Looks like he stole Charlie Sheen's hair

[@GuitarJawn]

The winger reference was key

[@riddlescom]

No way tosh could produce this skit today

[@weirdbeard1980]

She came across well. I like her

[@wesleyrich1074]

that girl looks like she 27

[@AsianzGotGame]

Oh my god thats my coach's daughter!!!!!!!

[@gregorykorovin7888]

QuinnyThings what's her snap?😂

[@Stoneyadventures]

Gregory Korovin I fully support this question

[@YouTubeChannel-gv7ph]

Gregory Korovin @annieareyouokay

[@jtek2259]

KZbin Channel bs

[@jtek2259]

Seriously?

[@justinkinard500]

"annie are you okay" Lmaooo

[@jarlredwood7282]

im sure her parents were stoked when they saw this

[@justinjohnson8221]

soren pedersen ok boomer

[@Baalenciaga666]

OAT351 wow so much wrong with that statement

[@KennyMcCormick99]

She is the defination of statutory!!

[@dawsonphillips4701]

Lol that smooth criminal reference