The Eggplant Emoji Finds Out

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[@royalpain9281]

Hi there hello

[@lovepuddingmybeagle]

Hello

[@theseaarenaGD]

Hi there hello

[@-Veyerus]

Hi there hello! 👋

[@professorx3060]

​@@Sample_Text.He exists

[@CaptainCat101]

Still a better representation of Emojis than the Emoji Movie

[@Stroika69]

If this was the emoji movie, there'd be an entire cinematic universe by now

[@coolguyayden]

The eggplant emoji in that movie was in the room of emojis that never got used... on a teenage boy's phone. Yeah right.

[@pillsburydoughboy1693]

I wish I could like ur comment more than once

[@WhiteCaneV1]

Not a high bar lol

[@astronautninjatoxic]

Well there goes one of my ideas for a comment.

[@wstine79]

Ryan George made a better Emoji Movie than the real one.

[@resileaf9501]

To be fair, that wasn't particularly hard.

[@SatireGod]

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@resileaf9501]

@@SatireGod Fuck, how did I not think of that. It was right there!

[@wpelfeta]

I completely forgot that existed.

[@TheMarionick]

I was expecting a comment like this 🤣

[@StacksOnBricks]

Being the eggplant emoji must be a really hard job. I’m sure there was some stiff competition for which emoji to use.

[@Markus_Andrew]

But they finally came to a decision.

[@izhamsham843]

Yeah the losers better suck it up; let's have no hard feelings over this.

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@izhamsham843 I hope they're not too sore, because they need to get a grip.

[@electra_]

why was the eggplant mad about this? beats me

[@scottnufer3632]

I was going to like this, but I formally submit my motion to leave the like count at 69

[@oscarmarek7746]

💀: What am I used for? 🙂: You’re used for when something is funny! 💀: But I’m a skull! I’m the embodiment of death, darkness, destruction and pain! 🙂: Yeah hilarious 💀

[@astronautninjatoxic]

As a person under 40 who uses a thumbs up emoji without trying to be passive-aggressive, I have no idea how to feel about this. Please read the replies they're amazing👍.

[@encycl07pedia-]

That's not really a thing. Anything can be construed as passive-aggressive. Assuming a basic affirmative is passive-aggressive is on the reader, not the writer.

[@FluidPhantom96]

Same 😂

[@ebbderelict]

👍@@encycl07pedia-

[@burnyizland]

It's ok, some of us are born old. ;P

[@invaliduser6431]

👍

[@renatonovis]

The fact he teased us with the poop emoji but purposefully avoided that low-hanging fruit shows me Ryan takes his craft very seriously.

[@kbsmith5995]

Poop emoji is secure in what he is [insert laughing crying emoji crazy laugh]

[@cleverusername9369]

​@@kbsmith5995 he's solid

[@Archangel144]

"low hanging fruit" if you know what I mean

[@marksanders4412]

@@Archangel144 is eggplant a fruit?

[@ohmygodimonfire4]

​@@cleverusername9369not always

[@rosem5062]

Ryan really hit it out of the park with this one. Even the Adstronaut segment is even better than usual!

[@mcw1907]

Yeah, the Van-stronaut bit made me laugh out loud!

[@serioussilliness2064]

🍆

[@thinshadow]

I will always appreciate the effort you put into the ad portion of your videos. Yours are literally the only ones I don't skip through. later edit: y'all don't need to recommend new places to watch ads on KZbin. I'm good.

[@loufrancis238]

Can and would recommend "Some More News" ads. Same vibe. Also a good comedy channel for deep dives into trendy news topics.

[@antonradke5943]

Internet Historians ads are the best on KZbin

[@odjao7310]

I like that there’s an emoticon framed on the wall. Kinda like the emoji company paying homage to the pioneers.

[@burnyizland]

I still use them! I always wonder if 'kids these days' even see them for what they are or if they just think Gramma is having a seizure or something.

[@OctalysisPrimeYT]

Oh that’s grandpa photos!!

[@martinfiedler4317]

(^O^)／

[@feha92]

@@burnyizland They indeed don't see them for what they are. Because the applications translate them to images like the horribly_smiling_face one leading the meeting

[@BritishTrainspotting]

Emoticons are superior.

[@toomanywhales]

The way the eggplant emoji just stares blankly at the crying laughing emoji after that "willy nice" joke legitimately made me laugh out loud. It was so abrupt in a weird way, like I was expecting a reaction but instead he just sits there offended, letting the joke sink in

[@toomanywhales]

Also, this video gave me flashbacks to one of my high school teachers, who was way over 40 even at the time I was in hs, and constantly used the thumbs up emoji passive aggressively. To this day I still feel kinda threatened whenever someone sends me a thumbs up emoji unironically lol

[@OnlyTryingYouTube]

Same here, that part was brilliant

[@TheElvenKeys]

he kinda looked like Walter, the bull terrier

[@serioussilliness2064]

🍆

[@screwyourhandle]

Sometimes silence can be the funniest part of the joke. Timing really is key

[@admitrashchuk6411]

Judge Who Can’t Find His Gavel is straight from interdimensional cable lol Love it!

[@aes0p895]

the "Founder" portrait on the wall is a great touch. kudos for whomever came up with that one.

[@koryglover3237]

This was funnier and way more clever than any poop joke from the Emoji Movie

[@michaelsander2878]

The emoji movie had a joke in it?

[@spugelo359]

@@michaelsander2878 I'm sure there were attempts, but none of them flew far enough to fly over anybody's head.

[@RocksterOO1]

@@michaelsander2878 The Emoji Movie WAS the joke!

[@priyacosta3241]

@@RocksterOO1yeah that makes sense.

[@-CA-Games-]

@@spugelo359And yet it is still somehow labelled as a comedy on most streaming services

[@layzerlovers]

We need a series of other emojis finding out what they're used for.

[@JanStrojil]

Add some comedy between 😂😥😅🥲and 😓

[@tharinduxindunilx4806]

Same

[@tharinduxindunilx4806]

Ryan Plz

[@danieldaniels7571]

👍

[@Nature-Chaser]

like the 🤏 emoji or 🥛

[@vitinamorabito7283]

I feel so bad for the eggplant emoji and that laughing- crying emoji really slapped him in the face. Genius, the whole thing. Thank you Ryan!

[@jamessanchez6512]

The fact that the eggplant is on his head like that gives an extra meaning lol

[@jamesmansfield67]

Ryan George has somehow found a way to make dirty humor feel squeaky clean.

[@JustanotherNPC8454]

He's a wizard.

[@mr.moviemafia]

Ryan’s unironically getting better and better as an actor, his delivery is so good here

[@olivedzuni5051]

True, I feel genuine excitement every time he posts, his style is just so unique. Truly hilarious

[@gameking3278]

@@olivedzuni5051 I feel excited too 🍆 JK 😂

[@FirestoneX]

🌏👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 always has been 🍆💦💦💦💦

[@Vandervecken]

I was dying. Coulda been the shrooms though.

[@gameking3278]

@@Vandervecken TMI dude 😳

[@AxeltheRed1]

The genuine sound of anguish at the end when he says "Oh GOD!!!" is the most genuine sorrow I've seen or heard in any film ever. 🍆 🍆 🍆

[@HilaryPea]

I always love your punny last remarks at the very end of the video (before the ad). Priceless! Just enough information to allow us to use our imagination for the rest.

[@wyattmiranda3484]

That “you’re a dick” line was genius.

[@8tonystark8]

Now search for MetallicA - You're A D*ck

[@horace6851]

so Ryan is a dickhead :)) (ok I will see myself out)

[@charlie-obrien]

"You're pretty much the lead johnson..." The originality is never outdone by the solid, very solid comedic sensibility.

[@ahlickstark]

Seeing this video after a long workweek feels borderline therapeutic. Your content always feels fresh.

[@paskelrey]

@ 1:40 Mr. Eggplant turned into Bill Cosby for a second lol

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

Nothing wrong about juicy peaches and staying hydrated. 😄👍

[@Sos4R4y]

I feel kinda dumb on the very last one lol

[@Writer_Productions_Map]

​@@Sos4R4ywater splash means semen You're welcome

[@Richdragon4]

​@@Writer_Productions_MapI think it is squirt. Doesn't matter. These emojis are all in the bot category in my opinion.

[@Writer_Productions_Map]

@@Richdragon4 that's release of semen so same thing

[@Richdragon4]

@@Writer_Productions_Map No that is the female ejaculation. Cum is semen and also the act of orgasm. It doesn't matter. I refuse to use these out of principle.

[@graemeedwards5856]

This isn't the Emoji Movie we deserved but it's the one we needed!

[@HelgaCavoli]

Not "that we deserved".. but the one we should have got. Gotten? I'm still glad Ryan made this a reality.

[@serioussilliness2064]

🍆

[@Spamkromite]

I will confess that I laughed too much, specially at the poor confused aubergine emoji 🤣 And on certain platforms that allow for emoji uploads... well, they already have the proper icon for that 😅

[@Sly88Frye]

Now this is a true representation of what emojis go through in every day life

[@flippert0]

Came for the Emoji movie, stayed for the "Judge who can't find his gavel" show

[@serioussilliness2064]

🍆

[@cousinbryan3007]

Is this why I got fired for sharing my peach eggplant smoothie recipe? 😮

[@couchpotato4928]

No, you got fired because it was probably gross as hell

[@Sos4R4y]

​​@@couchpotato4928 attempted murder lmao

[@Web-Slinger42]

Hulk be like: 1:18

[@Yoshgaming2shorts]

We need a full sketch of judge who can’t find his gavel

[@TraceguyRune]

Egg plants are extremely random and uncommon. The developers knew what they were doing.

[@pkonneker]

That. That feels plausible

[@Sienisota]

They do "plant" themselves into "egg"

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

​@@Sienisotanot on Grindr

[@mickmccasker6401]

@@ajitadonismanilal9105 someone missed the joke 🤣

[@cashwarior]

it might also be because emoji started in japan and eggplants are used often there

[@Jordans109cbe]

That was a great sketch, but the judge who can’t find his gavel bit had me dying. Your ads are always the hidden gem at the end 😂

[@cowardlydaug]

Cop Who Can’t Quite Whistle is a particular favorite of mine

[@-CA-Games-]

@@cowardlydaugOr detective whos awful at his job

[@ClanImprobable]

The ending made me laugh so hard I have a small headache. Thank you Ryan.

[@w.i.t.c.h.q.u.e.e.n]

Poor eggplant emoji. He's such a sensitive little guy, that must have been really hard.

[@TopHeadHighFlat]

2:17 HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO CRY 😭

[@closetevangelism]

A sequel with the tongue emoji could be traumatically hilarious

[@gabe_itch24]

Or the water splash

[@jw8160]

I would have given your comment a 👍 but it was at 69 👍. 😁

[@serioussilliness2064]

🍆

[@vinitparadox5989]

Really felt the emotions in this one 😂😂😂😂

[@Htt.ps-Chaos]

the way you delivered "what about- what about the baguette emoji? that's... phallic!" is such a brainworm, every time i watch this video im repeating it for hours lol

[@Frightknight15]

We need a part 2😂

[@pkonneker]

Where the eggplant emoji gets revenge

[@TQS2696]

I didn't know I needed this video, but I desperately need a second

[@ScubaFanatic60]

With the peach?

[@JamestheXennial]

With the corn emoji.

[@b.m.933]

With the old man emoji, skull emoji, moai emoji, clown emoji, and nerd emoji.

[@raydunakin]

Props to the Adstronaut for momentarily adopting a Seinfeld-esque inflection while saying 'What's the deal with..."

[@blupunk01]

That's definitely me. I'm over 45 and my entire circle of friends regularly use the thumbs-up emoji with zero passive-aggressive connotation. That's not going to change, but I do kind of wonder what replaced it as an easy universal emblem of "this is a thing I approve of" or "well done."

[@SpammingY-pp2ru]

"I have anger problems, you see" is such a great quote ...oh, yeah, and all that stuff about emojis is cool, too, i guess

[@hereforvids1514]

I had a dream about Ryan last night. He came to my house asking me questions about the way I did things and asked for my number so he could ask me more questions about the way I lived so he could understand basic human things. 😂

[@serioussilliness2064]

🍆

[@Maken-X]

I legit had no idea that thumbs-up was passive-aggressive. I feel like such an eggplant now.

[@laurencefraser]

That's because, by default, it isn't. Neither is a full stop. Neither is actually saying 'you're welcome' when someone thanks you. The list goes on.

[@HumanDoing]

Peach: "What about me? I'm used for people making smoothies, right? Right..?"

[@valkyrie-randgris]

I'm not gonna lie to you; the Vanstronaut was the best part of this episode and I need him to be a running gag immediately.

[@janenatalie3763]

the fact that this man had to turn into actual different emojis just to give us content....makes me cry. thank you Ryan!

[@damianmcclay9944]

Vanstranaut is my new guy, we gotta see more of his crazy adventures...

[@AnnikaVictoria24]

My mum has, a few times now, unknowingly sent me the eggplant emoji to talk about food. I don't have the heart to tell her

[@IC-23]

😭 Wouldn't even have to go out of character when they find out what they're used for.

[@Quaz-jinx]

Idk if you take suggestions but my dad is a plumber and there's a LOT of weird names for plumbing parts. It's very obscure but a "How plumbing parts got their names" would be hilarious

[@Heisenberg21420]

"I think you're willy willy nice" 😂

[@Wizard_Level_1]

Own it, Eggplant. Own it. On another note, I think whatever your putting on that headband to attach the emoji to your movements so that they naturally follow is really cool.

[@mentalpopcorn2304]

Thumbs up seems to be the most common response on teams at my work instead of acknowledging or agreeing with their own message

[@avonyx4374]

Being used as a phallus is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@mrnice4434]

Well...

[@Steve_Kassiotis]

Sometimes it is super hard

[@feha92]

...He seemed fairly inconvenienced

[@DavetheAf]

Omg imagine this actually happened. Ryan can always act as anything

[@seanblanchard3333]

Ryan, how do you do it? You remain funny and fresh in each new sketch. Other comedians become repetitive and stale after a run despite being funny. You always manage to make me laugh, sometimes to the point of tears. Definitely the funniest KZbinr of our time.

[@jw8160]

Well, he does own a Time Machine and has cloning technology, so maybe instead of our time you could say all time. 😋

[@misterknite]

Brilliant video! And probably one of my favourite ads too! The vanstronaut's delivery really got me.

[@dolphincat1446]

the eggplant emoji looked genuinely heartbroken and disappointed. amazing acting.

[@Roach_tm]

"Willy Willy Nice" followed by "the look" is what broke me lol

[@ursidae97]

🍆 really said 😶

[@Goose-ir5od]

as a vanstronaut, i can say this i the best depiction of a vanstronaut ive ever seen. we are just astronauts in vans

[@mitchellkoch3065]

This was a 10/10, then the last 30 seconds went beyond perfect

[@pedrotalons1422]

2:29 Absolutely fantastic actor! I could feel the devastation of the eggplant emoji! 10/10 👌

[@osheridan]

Actor? Nah man that's the real guy

[@pedrotalons1422]

@@osheridan Oh right! I keep forgetting, these stories are so thrilling i forget that they are real!

[@Sophiebryson510]

Everything really does have your face, Ryan.

[@ThatOneIsSus]

“Wuddaba wuda abou da baguette emoji? That’s l- fl- *phallic* .”

[@saito8986]

It's the first time I laugh before seeing the vid ... title & image combo was enough >.< you're that good bro 👍

[@SirNoobWulf]

The Emoji movie we deserved

[@ballingkat43]

🤝

[@SHALLGLISTENBEFORETHETEMPLESOF]

🍆

[@zainurdeenmia5571]

I like how the ad read are just part of the scetch, I've never skipped any of them no matter how much I've hear about Nord vpn

[@JWD-II]

the 🙂 calling the 👍 passive-aggressive ...

[@aaronpitts5127]

"The lead Johnson". 😂😂😂 I totally didn't see that one coming and am rolling. Still missing the "I decided " line though.

[@Lumberjack_Linnie]

Ryan has the weird talent to make even the most predictable jokes funny as hell. We all saw "you're a dick" from miles away, but it still cracked me up good.

[@LuongoLet20GoalsIn]

@@USA_UNITED1776if their father is anything like you, then they’re better off

[@kresimirbozic1976]

​@@USA_UNITED1776Thats retarded and so very ignorant. See, when things are actually obvious, we don't have to spell them out. Like you might have noticed nobody called you a fucking idiot here. But you being one, I feel like I had to explain.

[@Mama_Bear524]

He really does. He’s amazing

[@ProsecutorZekrom]

@@USA_UNITED1776 And your father was probably abusive. I feel bad for you

[@Thr3leven]

​@epicurus3693 Why fathers gotta do us like that.

[@jeffhidalgo6037]

Just reading the title I already know this is going to be great!

[@wesleyoldham4222]

I can't believe the Adstronaut's cousin has been LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

[@nathanpratt6789]

Seeiously man your sponsers should pay you double cause your the only cc that I actually watch them cause even the sponsered ad is hilarious

[@justinbuergi9867]

I didn’t actually know a thumbs up was passive aggressive….that explains a lot actually

[@AngelWingsYT]

Im rethinking everything now

[@gvigary1]

I'd heard that but, being over 45, I blithely use it anyway!

[@lisao7600]

Me neither. I've used it in what I thought was it's literal form in text messages many times. No one ever acted like they thought I was being passive aggressive. The more you know I guess. Hahaha

[@lisao7600]

I actually think it probably depends on the context of the conversation. Now that I think about it, I've seen it used passive aggressively. I think most people would know if you text a thumbs up after they say, I'll be there in an hour, that you don't mean it passive aggressively.

[@jumper233]

Only by the most overly sensitive,thin skinned people.I use it all the time.If they dont like it that's a them problem not a me problem.

[@ErnaB790]

I'm 32 and using thumps up all the time for approval... am I being passive aggressive all the time? 😂 poor eggplant emoji, I feel for him 😅

[@quickhallsshow576]

Emoji movie: we are the best! Ryan goerge: 🌚

[@auslandermercury972]

That ending was perfect 😄

[@theonebman7581]

Better than the Emoji Movie.

[@SurprisedPikacheesecake]

I love that every video is basically a double feature.

[@anushkaverma2203]

i love the emoticon picture in the bg lke how u have like your grandfather or great grandfather's pictures, ppl who came before u and are now dead lol

[@ggritmon]

"...but I'm like... full on PURPLE!"

[@CodyCzar1]

0:34 Can we talk seriously about the thumbs up emoji👍 being passive aggressive. No one has ever told me this and I've been using this to end a positive message, *FOR YEARS!*

[@JohnLattanzio98]

It is definitely not passive aggressive in any way. Basically someone made a news article that was completely fake saying that the thumbs up emoji is offensive. Everyone got mad at this and reshared the story a lot, so the writer got popularity.

[@osheridan]

Oh damn, I'm not 45 but I always use it genuinely- wonder how many people thought I was being rude

[@JohnLattanzio98]

@@osheridan it's not rude bro

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@osheridanyeah I’ve never used it passive aggressively, I’m also very far from being in my 40’s

[@PiX3LS_XD]

Me too

[@QBnoYouko]

That ending was hilarious. Also love the line "lead johnson" 😂

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

"Vanstronaut" 😂👍

[@Typhis19]

Can I just say that you continue to be a source of some of my loudest laughter, thank you so much.

[@KatSnowstep]

Too funny! Loved it! Poor eggplant emoji, probably went home to cry :'(

[@TheRealGSmith]

I unironically hit the thumbs up on this one.

[@Playingwith3D]

I didn't know I needed to see an egg plant having an existential crisis, but I was wrong. 🤣

[@mistermarkeys]

The "Willy" joke made by the 😂 emoji is exactly how I would have responded to that joke. 😂😂😂

[@avimo2565]

A great sequel to “how vegetables got their names”

[@larsgross6737]

standard smiling emoji looks genuenly like he wants to commit a crime. literally

[@MrFantastic23]

He said "You're the lead Johnson." 😂💀 and I was curious how you were going to do the last two and well you did it as classy and funny as you could! Ryan, Sir, you are brilliant!

[@YXM_MrDave]

2:16 killed me😂 also where is 💀

[@phaskanimsimuko4305]

The title of, "Lead Johnson" is something to be proud of 😂

[@MattSayYay]

What the Emoji Movie should've been

[@zalom1modur]

Ok, I love the vanstronaut. Definitely looking forward to seeing more of him! xD

[@coolestanimatedstories6326]

🍑: "I wanna know what I'm used for!" 💦: "Yeah me too!"

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

🍆💦🍑