The Emperor's TTS IS GETTING ME CANCELLED (Warhammer 40k)

In my dive down the deep well of Warhammer 40K, lore timeline, story, controversy, drama and women... I made my way to a weird side of the rabbit hole... What if the god emperor had a text-to-speech device TTS... WHAT HAVE I STUMBLED UPON HERE... check out
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[@JackXfight]

Can't wait for the episode when The Emperor and Kitten play a game of Paradox Billiards Vostroyan Roulette Fourth Dimensional Hypercube Chest Strip Poker.

[@LoneSilverW0lf]

That name will never not give me a headache while laughing at the same time

[@MightyElo]

Yes!!!!!

[@vsGoliath96]

You mean that thing that is now technically canon?

[@vsGoliath96]

The Emperor: "I'm not the Messiah!" The Imperium: "Only the Messiah could claim he *wasn't* the Messiah! He IS the Messiah!"

[@FuugaNatsu]

E's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[@snipersougo13]

Big E: I'm not a God Lorgar:*writes* I'm N̶o̶t̶ a God

[@graveslayer9666]

@@snipersougo13”Lorgar is such an overwhelming failure that it makes me sick” - Emperor, probably

[@snipersougo13]

@@graveslayer9666 the ecclesiarchy if they checked who wrote the book they based their religion on: _😱_

[@oOSonicexeOo]

Was that a life of Brian reference?

[@nerdiboy5128]

Malcador was basically the 'Merlin' to the Emperor's 'King Arthur,' and the proto-Inquisitors he chose for the Emperor would be the defenders of his Imperial Truth. Malcador's Final Sacrifice was to seat _himself_ on the Golden Throne, which, if anybody other than the Emperor sat upon, would drain them of all their life energy, reducing them to a withered husk... in _NANOSECONDS_ . When the Emperor found Malcador, who had bought time for him by taking his place, he was rapidly crumbling into dust. He only lived long enough to give some exposition before finally giving up the ghost with a final wheezing gasp, his body being Thanos-snapped out of existance, the Emperor clutching his robes. It was such a powerful moment for the Emperor that it was one of the few moments that his impassive, noble facade broke as he wept for his advisor and best friend's demise, declaring that Malcador's sacrifice be forever remembered and honored, above all others, because what he had done was protect the interests of the Imperium of Man, and allowed the Emperor to fight off an invasion, leading the charge.

[@snipersougo13]

Hes the zoro to the emperors luffy

[@marmyeater]

He didn't chose the primarchs, he chose the first dozen people that would come to later be known as the inquisitors.

[@nerdiboy5128]

@@marmyeater Oh. Well, thank you for correcting me. I shall edit my comment now and fix it.

[@maporte4]

@@nerdiboy5128 He was also arguably the 3rd most powerful human psyker in existence, behind the Emperor, and Magnus. The death of Malcador was an equivalent event as the burning of the Library of Alexandria in its own right.

[@nerdiboy5128]

@@maporte4 So much knowledge and wisdom, forever lost, never to be recovered. A vital ally who, in an ideal world (not the Grimdark one of 40K) should not have died.

[@silverdust4197]

AWAKEN , MY QUIVERING ABBS ! ! ! (seriously, that is the custodies theme called )

[@TheUnspeakableh]

Stop spreading oil all over the palace!

[@adrianbaxter2049]

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, The Pillar Men Theme kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooPVgH-Kfdpgm9k

[@argumentumadhominem3977]

Karstodes

[@iamgroobs9377]

@@argumentumadhominem3977 Abstodes

[@Elmithian]

​​@@TheUnspeakableh You are telling me that there are bits of the Palace that aren't already slathered in oil?! By my fabulous abs! I must right that mistake immediately!

[@gameboysp100]

If I remember the timeline of events, sometime after If the Emperor Had. Text to Speech device became popular, Games Workshop retconned the Custodes so they weren’t just super depressed, standing around without armor. While there is no direct evidence that Games Workshop did this because of the show, I think it’s quite the coincidence

[@JoshSweetvale]

They definitely did. Emperor TTS kicked Games Workshop in the nards *so* hard that they *finally* moved past the 'Invasion of Cadia by Abaddon' setting they had for *twenty-five years!*

[@juliane.mfarias9285]

100% TTS is the reason why GW had to stop lazing around and finally moved the setting. Meanwhile they also retconed a lot of stuffs in the process

[@NomadReviewsStuff]

7:47 You’re thinking Warp travel being blocked by the birth of Slaanesh, the Webway is how the Aeldari travels around without using the Warp, Big E was creating one for the Humans to use to get away from the influence of Chaos but Magnus did something wrong

[@anthonyramirez9925]

Magnus did nothing wrong, he was told to do nothing and he did that wrong

[@SzuperA99]

@@anthonyramirez9925 Adeptus Ridiculous for the win.

[@heathjamieson4466]

Actually The Webway was created by these toad looking creatures called the old ones. They designed the web way, the Eldari don't have the knowledge no the skills to expand the web way. So when parts of the Web way become hostile to the Eldari, the Eldari just cut those sections off.

[@heathjamieson4466]

@@anthonyramirez9925 Well Magnus was incredibly arrogant, and thought he knew better. It was this arrogance that Tzeentch used. Bolstering that arrogance when he took one of Magnus's eyes to revert the Thousand son's flesh change. It was Tzeentch who caused this Flesh change to happen turning all but a thousand of the legion into Daemon spawn. But Magnus was specifically warned against messing around with the warp by both his adoptive parents and the Emperor.

[@kiden3112]

Yeah, basically instead of commuting through Hell, Humanity could have gotten their own pseudo-Stargates.

[@chrisdiokno5600]

Fun fact, some of the Custodes are fighting. They're under the Palace fighting Warp shit

[@toryumau6798]

… Aye, those sewer cistern mancubines need their regularly scheduled mulching, or they’ll start to brim up through the manholes and gobble up the unsuspecting surfs. >):^/

[@tomasmisek5598]

The shadowkeepers host mostly keep things caged, the fighting is only done if something escapes, which does happen occasionally to be fair

[@BobMcBobJr]

When was the last time you killed something? 250 years ago a random elf snuck into the palace to give us a dire warning. And you went out to take care of it? Oh we don't know what it was about; we killed her. But what about the danger? Well, nothing worse than usual has happened. Must have been an evil xenos trick.

[@ChuckNorris130194]

That explains why their mental is all kinds of messed up

[@chrisdiokno5600]

@@ChuckNorris130194 Yeah, they and the Sisters bonk things from escaping through the rift

[@Butane9000]

Fun Fact, Humanity has hit the same point as the Eldar that their civilization collapsing would create a new chaos god. This will happen when the Emperor dies and the astronomican goes dark resulting in intersetellar traffic being cut off. That is assuming the absolute incoming Tyranids don't annihilate all life but you know it's whatever.

[@AscendtionArc]

Or the Necrons don't succeed in turning off the warp, lobotomising everything with a soul. Or the Orks don't return to being Krork. Or the God Emperor doesn't corrupt the Throne Emperor. Or Smurth king doesn't fix anything.

[@TheVenzislav]

To be fair, at this point in the Imperium, even a fully restored golden Boy would need to fight half of the church dingdongs to get the control back. Humanity just cant, not even in fiction.

[@toryumau6798]

… Big man would literally need to throw hands with the Pope himself to convince everyone that he is, in fact, not a god! >)X^D

[@CPTWIGHT]

Damn, now I feel inclined to ask for Hunter: the Parenting after we peer pressure him into all of TTS

[@juusovuolle8251]

Malcador the Sigillite was Emperors closest aid and advisor. He sacrificed his life by sitting in the Golden Throne while Emperor left to fight against Horus in his flagship that was in orbit above Earth. Or Terra as it is known.

[@Historyfrek4ever]

Fabulous custodes show why making your immortal super soldiers to be absolutely loyal to you, will come back to bite you later, in most oiled and fabulous way possible.

[@piotrjeske4599]

Especialy when some of them women.

[@graveslayer9666]

@@piotrjeske4599 you mean these Deamons of Tzeentch that pretend to be Custodes?

[@ALJ9000]

@@piotrjeske4599 You mean the Sisters of Silence?

[@BigFatSoul]

@@ALJ9000 no he is talking about retcon, there is custodies woman now

[@GhostlyTheRabbit]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@therealemperorpalpatine]

all hail THE GOD EMPEROR OF ALLLL MANKIND! guide us to the slaughter of our enemy's my lord!

[@TheKriegsmen]

Affix Bayonets Guardsmen! Prepare For Blood!

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

PRAISE BE TO THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

[@slothguy5946]

But I like Sigmar more... :(

[@BrotherDreadnought]

Let the Emperors holy light guide us, so that we may smite the unholy!

[@andrewonagbesan5987]

As an answer to the question you had earlier nux about the webway. The webway was not humanity’s way of faster than light grave that got cut off. Humanity before and during the imperium had to do warp travel, which is basically flying through actual hell with a shield around your ship to keep whatever is outside the ship like demons or who knows what out. When the Eldar accidentally created a new chaos god by attempting to preform every r34 tag at once, the gods in Warhammer live in the warp which is the same hell place used for fast travel. The new god went on a rampage and this created not only the eye of terror but it cut off all space travel through the warp for about 4000-10000 years. The web way is how the eldar travel between planets and is safer than warp travel by a lot so the emperor wanted to make one for humanity so fast travel would not get turned off again. Unfortunately the Horus heresy had begun and Magnus tried to warn the emperor by psychically telling him that Horus turned traitor. Unfortunately one of the chaos gods tricked him into blow up a hole in the webway to get to the emperor which allowed demons to bum rush Terra through the webway that the emperor was working on. As for magnus the emperor sent orders to have him arrested but Horus altered the orders. Changing the message from arrest magnus to kill Magnus. This ended with the space wolves attacking Magnus’s home planet forcing him and his sons to flee into the eye of terror where all of them fell to chaos.

[@edwardhealey591]

The webway is warp travel, the difference between the webway and the warp travel everyone else is using is that the safe paths of the webway was a network of tunnels constructed in the warp by the old ones and originally weren't in chaos territories. This space changes often though as the amount of space chaos takes within the warp changes frequently depending on the materium and once safe passages are closed off by the Eldari as the spaces are invaded by demons and other warp entities as such spaces intersect such as when Slaanesh was born or entities become aware of the spaces and enter.

[@nobodytooimportant3621]

Finally we got more episodes of- *sees the thumbnail* _By the emperor yes!_

[@petertantalics6425]

Nux is not ready to react to Bionicle Lore.

[@ToaPhilo]

He'll never be ready for that.

[@dracolientreri7302]

Is anyone ever ready for that?

[@prism8278]

It's honestly pretty great

[@Beneko11-2]

“Gathered friends….”

[@webkarma9654]

I love how The Emperor is basically going through the Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” with him saying he’s not the messiah and the people just yelling that he is

[@storytimewiththecrimsondm1318]

its so nice seeing someone new see this series. the team is still working on stuff btw, now its based on the Hunter game series (set in vampire the masquerade) and stars... well basically its the same characters in a new skin. It works surprisingly well

[@the_cringe_nerd]

It's so sad that this masterful YT Paradoy fan animation is on an indefinite hiatus cause of GW 😢

[@juusovuolle8251]

mayube if we sacrifice a thousand psychers a day Alfabusa will return once more.

[@ryanhampson673]

@@juusovuolle8251 or sacrifice 1000 GW employees……

[@marmyeater]

It's sad that regular Warhammer is dying because of GW.

[@ALJ9000]

@@ryanhampson673 Okay, appreciate the sentiment, but reel it back by 20. Target management instead

[@sph1988]

1:40 "Enchilada Tuesday", looks like Nux has chosen his side in the war

[@incrediblehobson8479]

THE DORNIAN HERESY WILL LIVE ON!

[@anthonyramirez9925]

“Taco Tuesday on Friday”

[@JaxMerrick]

*Angry fortification noises*

[@vsGoliath96]

​@@anthonyramirez9925 HERETIC!!

[@alexanderingraham8255]

@anthonyramirez9925 “THE POWERS OF CHOAS PREVAIL!”

[@iknorn9494]

Malcador is his bestie arguably the only frend he ever had

[@NorseCrusader1]

Remember brothers and sisters it is better to die for the emperor than to live for thyself.

[@garteroid8892]

You should be a preacher

[@kopicat2429]

Only the Emperor is all.

[@ThePyrusKnight]

An open mind is like a keep with its walls unguarded and gate unbarred.

[@NorseCrusader1]

@@garteroid8892 at one point in my life i was trying to do that, but people don't like my style of preaching. i wasn't being judgemental or anything it's just that people don't want to learn what anything in the bible means. i think because they (maybe) think it takes to long in their eyes or it's as simple as it's just something that they're not used to. like when I tell people that the ten commandments are ancient Hebrew and not christian. if you read the new testament Jesus clearly gives new commandments in both his literal teachings and be his physical examples. plus most people just want to hear, ten commandments, baby jesus, and the second coming. nobody really wants to go into depth about much of anything. also you should go look into great detail about the ten commandments. honor thy mother and father also says that parents should not bring their children to anger.

[@chrisrosales6362]

I can’t believe I’m gonna ‘ac’shually’ this 7:32 : The webway is an Eldar psychic construct which is basically finding a different layer of reality that they use as ‘pocket dimensional tunnel system’ around the galaxy without the use of the warp. Only Eldar and Dark Eldar use this. Humans use warp travel which is basically ripping a portal into the warp and then ripping themselves out into a different part of the galaxy. And in order to know where they’re going every ship gets a special person with the navigator ‘third eye’ gene who can peer into the warp and act as a living GPS with the help of The Emperor and his golden throne acting as the ‘psychic North Star’. Thank you for coming to my TED talk, I’m off to go outside and get a life.

[@josephmcelroy6561]

Doesn't it predate the eldar?

[@chrisrosales6362]

@@josephmcelroy6561 Yes, the thieving bastards took the idea from the Old Ones

[@piotrjeske4599]

​@@josephmcelroy6561 yes the web way was build in/through the warp by the Old Ones.

[@edwardhealey591]

🤓 ac’shually the webway is in the warp, humans tunnel through the warp by going through Chaos territories.

[@chrisrosales6362]

Shit this doing numbers

[@GUYMAN261]

Nux is like that cat from adventure time - he has approximate knowledge of many things

[@a.ragguette4855]

Cake the cat?

[@GUYMAN261]

@@a.ragguette4855 No - the demon cat from the episode "Dungeon"

[@wymarsane7305]

5:00 More or less, yes. During the heresy he assembled what would eventually become the Inquisition, and towards the end he took a seat on the Golden Throne for a brief period so Jimmy could get up and kick Fucking Horus' arse which, ultimately, killed him.

[@alexdedich6377]

Hey nux love that you are into 40k, at 7:45 you asked about the Webway that the Emperor was building. That was not the way mankind traveled, instead, they traveled through the Warp. You know, hell, but the Webway was supposed to replace that way of travel. Anyway I love the fact that you are enjoying 40k.

[@Arkalidor]

Additional info : the Eldar have/had a webway, but they're not sharing it, so big E decided to build his own. He considered adding blackjack and hookers, but since the whole Slaanesh thing happened, he decided against that. Incidentally, I'm not sure how functional the Eldar's webway is since Slaanesh rolled into town.

[@juusovuolle8251]

@@Arkalidor there are large portions that are not usable anymore. But there are safe routes still to take. Harlequins and their god Cegorach are the only ones who know it completely.

[@edwardhealey591]

The Eldari webway is in the warp, mankind travels through the warp by tunnelling through chaos space within the warp.

[@alexdedich6377]

@@edwardhealey591 true, but it is like a sub-space, or a train system for the warp.

[@edwardhealey591]

@@alexdedich6377 It's just a tunnel carved through the warp that you can conventionally travel through. Theres nothing unique about it comparatively, the only difference between the webway and what the imperium are doing is the webway is a prenavigated course through the warp and the imperium are semi-flying blind which results in them going through chaos territory.

[@YOGI-kb9tg]

"Warhammer moved away from wars between nations and turned into authoritarian vs anarchy"... Who wants to tell him the impirium fights each other more than they fight chaos or xenos over petty reason?

[@Nverdis]

Welcome to a very fun part of KZbin Nux! Personally, I think THESE GUYS should be the face of the 40k community. The Ogre Poppenang crew really capture the Monty python vibes

[@dustinbragg1921]

TTS truly has some great moments. "Those are indeed... Digganobz." "Gud."

[@alexanderingraham8255]

When was that!?

[@Beneko11-2]

“Hunger for booooorgar- **HERETIC BORGAR** “

[@lordgod9958]

Chair guy is named fyodor karamazov based in the book by the author of crime and punishment. His defining quote is 'everybody who comes before this court is guilty of something. Those who plead innocence are guilty of wasting my time"

[@erhanyilmaz3885]

“ I, Jonny RaZer herby do solemnly swear that neither count chocula, fruit brute nor Yummy Mummy will never be added to hit 2017 game Fortnite”

[@yorha42s]

We AWAKEN

[@damiadwalker8464]

Attached to a nothing burger.... yeah the astronomicon is tooooottally a nothing burger, its not like its the only way humans can use intergalactic travel successfully The webway is not the warp. They are 2 seperate things. The webway is an artificial pocket dimension thing the eldar developed, the emperor tried to create his own webway so humans wouldnt have to deal with demons and the warp, and thats when magnus(while trying to warn him about horus' betrayal) popped in suddenly and caused a "malfunction" that essentially ruined the whole project. Then horus attacked earth and the emperor had to leave the astronomicon(gold throne) to deal with him so his best friend, malcador, volunteered to use his own psychic power(cause he was the strongest human psyker next to the emperor) to keep the astromnicon active and he managed to hold out just long enough to to buy time for the emperors body to put back on the throne, and malacdor died. Kinda fuxked up and funny but sad at the same time

[@edwardhealey591]

The webway is in the warp, it was made by the old ones navigating pathways to travel the materium and creating a permanent structure to keep the pathways there. None of the Eldari actually know how the webway works or how to make more paths so they just close them off whenever chaos territories expand into the regions of the warp holding webway pathways or other warp entities invade the tunnels. Theoretically humanity could create another webway seperate from the previous one that was opened to demons but nobody in the current age understands how to besides the emperor and if he was revived then he would become a chaos god screwing everything over.

[@axelvonelern8081]

33:54 Yep, Pillerman Custodes.

[@NotDr.Evil137]

Wait until he sees Brother Santodes 😄

[@Beneko11-2]

“My master awakened me”

[@rusky5970]

We should introduce nux to the lamenters it will help brighten his day.

[@articusramos808]

Oh youre on track nux. This is getting better but the orchestra at this point wasnt even turning up. Youre gonna like this

[@akumuryuu]

I'm really looking forward to more of this. Having watched all of those, there is just too much Nux is not ready for. For example... "Dare you attack my newest daemonic fortress of perpetual pain? Even I don't know how to get inside this one!"

[@Beneko11-2]

“Rogal ! ROOOOOOOOOGAL!”

[@ravenward626]

@19:04 Amongst all the awesome of WH40K lore you will also find parody of humanity. The grim dark future is a dystopia, and with every avoidable tragedy comes a cautionary tale.

[@teenyassassin2758]

Nux should watch major overkill for warhammer lore as he is also continuously speedrunning getting cancelled

[@TheUnspeakableh]

If he thinks Magnus is thr saddest story, just wait until he gets to Angron.

[@graveslayer9666]

Angron and the World Eaters are a tragedy

[@argumentumadhominem3977]

lamenters

[@christopherbravo1813]

Fulgrim is probably a fairly close second.

[@graveslayer9666]

@@christopherbravo1813 his fall to chaos is tragic, but not as much as Magnus’s and Angron’s

[@christopherbravo1813]

@@graveslayer9666 I think it might be, considering that Fulgrim- by some accounts, anyway -was at least a halfway decent person before his fall.

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

Magnus did nothing wrong. He was told to do nothing, and he did it wrong.

[@DANILAGI777]

Skarbrand doesnt apreciate physical contact unlike those naughty custodes

[@JoshSweetvale]

Emperor TTS is the reason Games Workshop created new lore in the 2020s with Guilliman and the Custodes.

[@drunkenboxer123456]

The fact Nux discovered Bruce Alfabusa makes me so happy. It’s one amazing show.

[@The_belligerant_servo_skull]

My boy Nux its so trippy seeing two of my interests colliding.... Keep going please!

[@marcspector8209]

Got to do a deep dive into the legions/primarchs next Nux

[@Writer-Two]

I hope he reacts to Bricky's videos on Warhammer

[@natebit8130]

Remember. Everything is Erebus's fault.

[@forge4119]

I'm still waiting for him to get in the World of Darkness Lore.

[@thepalerider7087]

I was waiting for this. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

[@vlads3283]

34:00 it's cannon baby.

[@Kydrou]

Not the Warhammer Ad mid-song! 😂

[@raisttlyn]

Hope you keep doing these my guy.

[@Mordikay211]

Watching Nux get every Warhammer 40k lore slightly wrong is both a joy and tilting.

[@cobaltcrypt7059]

We need you to see this whole series

[@King_Kerffufle]

The bit with malcador happened before one of his sons stabs him with a super Shankar....like RIGHT before.

[@Th3Majst3r]

Malcador was the only human that Emps could talk to and would understand his plans. Malcador was a second best human psycer. He yeeted a moon into a warp. He was the shadow government. He was a perpetual that could just walk away but he stayed for Emps. He sat on the golden throne when emos went to fight chaos-roided Horus. He sat there and took the direct stare from all 4 chaos gods. He knew he would be unmade by that, but he believed in the dream of the imperium. Malcador THE HERO was the best bro in all creation.

[@Foobits]

0:33 boss tts will give you all the lore boss 🥚🐣🍳

[@SamTheGumMan117]

The pillar men had a serious fashion change. xD

[@TheFixer710]

Webway is just better warp travel without the requirement of diving into hell to transport across the galaxy

[@TheGreatDayne1983]

Brickys faction videos would be great for you to get a quick overview on the major factions

[@krirthikdinesh7755]

for more stories check boldormoths guide to warhammer lution09 abode prince and vox in the void (gave and bobs stories specifically (its sad))

[@NotDr.Evil137]

Nux intro of Iago the Parrot is what I needed. Nux getting into Warhammer is just a cherry on top 😄

[@ragnarbunnyoftorment8641]

I gotta see Nux react to all the different factions and races of warhammer for the next one.

[@calebcollins5887]

The Biden comparisons slay me. Also Luetin09 needs to be viewed he’s the most in depth with lore. And Magnus isn’t the saddest that’s Angron.

[@RESTITVTOR_TOTIVS_HISPANIAE]

That hitler analogy turned around really quickly. "Because he was trying to warn us".

[@JakeTheBeastDelta]

You are right that if the Emperor died he would come back much stronger than the current state he is in, but there are several really bad things that would happen if he died, he is keeping the warp portal to Earth that Magnus made closed and powering the Astronomicon, the thing that humanity uses to know where they are going while travelling through the warp, so if he dies demons would invade Terra and nobody would be able to safely travel through the warp anymore because of the demon invasion thing Vulcan set up a dead man's switch that would blow up all of Terra so that if the Emperor died the demons couldn't claim Terra. So if the Emperor dies, Terra would be destroyed and humanity can no longer safely travel through the warp destroying the Imperium and most likely humanity.

[@JohnSmith17048]

We need more of this

[@everothnyesh9340]

Man I miss hearing the Emperor and Kitten so much. I wish they would make more...but GW heresy continues.

[@chrisbaldwin8570]

Best way to describe Malcador is to think of him as the guy willing to do anything for the Emperor, especially all the stuff Big E really doesn't want to do. Malcador was a member of the illuminati and a powerful pysker who joined the Emperor when Big E kicked in the door to his old organization. He's been around for a very long time and knew buttloads of old, hidden secrets and lore. His mind equaled the capacity of the Emperor and they often honed plans by doing thought puzzles against each other. Malcador killed 2 of the primarchs for unknown reasons, but keeps the skulls as part of his office's throne. He founded the Inquisition, brought the Assassins into the fold, and established pretty much all the shady shit on Terra nearly singlehandedly. While being a mortal man, his gifts gave him the ability to take hits from enraged Primarchs and shake it off after being sent flying, withstand the full psychic might of the Emperor and his presence, actually use the Golden Throne to hold back invasions from the realm of Chaos onto Terra while Big E went off to deal with the whole Horus nonsense, and acted as the shifty uncle to quite a few of the primarchs.

[@shadedreaver]

The original custodes model was shirtless with a cape and a lance

[@bigreaderpike]

nox the webway is like a protected Highway inside the dimension with all the demons demons don't usually get here so it's a lot safer and faster to travel along it it belongs to the space elves

[@Beneko11-2]

Gate of Morkai Origin of flesh-tearers Tragedy of the lamenters Caiaphas Cain: hero of the imperium Soon…. By the emperor

[@larsen1298]

This serie is my comfert serie when i am sick. Like to just have it in the background. It's so good

[@kosmaster199]

Hey. I am super late, but... The emperor tasked Malcador with a lot of things. The theory he was going to eliminate the space marines and primarchs is grounded that he wanted a ruling council of humans and malcador was tasked with seeking them out. Malcador also created the grey knights and hid their home. Malcador was a messenger of the emperors will and faced primarchs on his own. Malcador is a badass in a lot of ways

[@JohnSmith17048]

There is one thing that is freaking hillarious and tragic about the whole webway thing, if almost the entire galaxy of humans could travel between each other without almost ever needing to know demons and the warp existed. Meaning the power of the warp would have diminished so much and resulting in almost no one knowing about or interacting with it being barely able to reach out as humans werent psykers at this point. Like almost everything chaos related in their universe was ao freaking close to being solved before it had a chance to happen to humanity with how he was destroying religion as well as cult stuff would naturally be viewed as a possible source of chaos/something weird and fricked up and worthy of calling the police about.

[@enriquehirshfeltikov2395]

I just love the fact that im pretty aure half the reaponses arnt normal Nux fan, but 40k fans loving that we have a new recruit to the grim dark. Oh and us Bruva fans that love spreading the amazing content our man made. GW may have struck him down, but he will never be forgotten. Hail Kitten!

[@alexrowson-brown6568]

I was a Nux fan since like 2018 I got into warhammer last year 👀 So both

[@christopherbravo1813]

19:39- Yes, actually! Apparently, before it became the grimdark edgefest we all know and love today, Warhammer 40k was intended as a not-so-serious commentary on British politics. -one of the Ork warbosses was -*-literally-*- named for Margaret Thatcher-

[@user-sw9dc4vz1c]

Please, PLEASE don't skip the Q&A episodes! (the first one is 12.5 when you get to it)

[@thecursedumbreon6755]

100 million years ago the old ones made the web way, then the eldar stole it then the Emperor tried to take it but magnus broke it.

[@slyaton]

Aphla legion books start with " I am Alpharius.This is a lie." Prime arch of mind games

[@keirangray902]

OMG he doesn't know about Cato Sicarius

[@isengarde9490]

Well, to be fair, there was a theory going around a few years back that Big E was kept alive not just due to the fact that thousands of souls were sacrificed to him everyday, but the fact that he was inadvertently forced into becoming a Fifth Warp God of Faith. Or Order, due to the Chaos Gods and named Daemons calling Big E 'The Anathema'. In the Warp, every soul possessing species has a signature for every soul possessing individual, and the thoughts both conscious and subconscious, dreams, fears, nightmares, and emotions of that individual become reality in the Warp. The theory goes that Big E is effectively kept alive because *trillions* of Humans believe in His continued survival, and with the above knowledge of the Warp's function, this keeps him alive enough to absorb the souls of the thousand daily psykers to keep him alive, and the souls of his faithful when they die. Thus potentially making him even more powerful than before Horus put him on life support after a few thousand years of this.

[@alexzandormanfrede3246]

No the web way was the elder originally and technically it uses a sup pocket of the warp itself basically like making a tunnel going from one continent to another through the ocean. The ocean in this case being the warp for the example

[@alexrose1ukv2]

The Webway project the Emperor was working on was MEANT to give humankind access to the Webway. The webway was a alternate pocket dimension inside the warp (created by the Eldar), that was cut off from the warp itself, and would have allowed humanity to safely travel the stars without having to cross or come in contact the warp, and thus further cut off humanity from the power of Chaos. Essentially think of it as a giant tunnel burrowed through the warp, that have allowed safe travel across the galaxy. It was the Emperor's plan to connect the galaxy without ever having to enter the warp itself, and thus almost entirely negate the warp ever entering this universe. Unfortunately Magnus trying to alert the Emperor of Horus's treachery blasted a hole in the webway, which for lack of a better words turned the Webway entrance under the Imperial Palace into a warp rift straight into hell, which Chaos Demons flooded through. The Emperor and the Custodes went to seal and cut off this warp rift and the tide of demons, but in the interim, Malcador was the only one who could keep the Astronomicon alive, and running, as it would burn out almost any being alive in seconds by the sheer power running through it. The Emperor and Magnus were the only members of humanity with enough psychic might to survive sitting on the golden throne for any great period (this was one of the reasons for Magnus' creation, he was meant to share the load with the Emperor). Malcador was the third strongest human psyker in existence after these two. Unfortunately, by the time the Emperor was able to return to Malcador, Malcador was dying and disintegrated to dust in his presence.

[@snapturtle3253]

highly suggest bricky version of 40k timeline. super easy to understand

[@TheDrCN]

No, humans didn't originally have a webway. The Emperor isn't recreating a thing that was destroyed by the Age of Strife, he is creating from scratch a copy of the Eldar technology in order to prevent any possibility of something like that happening again.

[@chaos5121]

Honest to god, it's because of this series that I even discovered Jojo. I had seen memes before but it wasn't until I heard the Pillar Men Theme "Awaken" that I started looking into Jojo, way back when Diamond is Unbreakable was still airing.

[@Pistonrager]

Did a deep lore dive, cant identify Ultramarines...

[@mitchelllindsay5093]

😂

[@z-king6727]

I’m excited to see what army Nux chooses. 😂

[@tomasmisek5598]

24:50 The chaos gods didn't make the message worse, but they did bait Magnus into punching through the defensive barriers on the human webway, which caused uncountable hordes of daemons to spill into the human webway. Then the emperor had to keep sittting on the golden throne, because if he didn't, the daemons would open a warp rift on terra and basically turn terra into DOOM universe's hell Also, I'd argue Angron is the saddest story in warhammer, but Magnus was definitely the biggest fall with the most consequences for the setting as a whole

[@Ninjanoto2]

i can not wait for him to meet magnus and leman russ

[@TheGreatDayne1983]

You might enjoy Helsreach, it’s an animated Warhammer series

[@bocholotthethird3159]

What stream was this

[@johnnyanderson2-roblox185]

Oh boy, it's getting to the juicy part.

[@SquashGuy02134]

Angron is the saddest story. A vox in the void has some world eater stories to make a grown man cry.

[@JoshSweetvale]

Ah, the Word Eaters...

[@michaelporter1163]

Looking forward to the bricky reaction so much

[@destroyercreater98]

36:59 in his defense. If on’ of da boys is screaming like a human. Then it isn’t one of da boys.

[@fernandocervantes6074]

If you thought if the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech device was crazy, check out Hunter the parenting

[@AscendtionArc]

Thanks for this. This series taught me 90% of my 40K knowledge, the rest came from Boldemort.