The Endgame Ashes Dealer | ASMR

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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

5 жыл бұрын

You meet with The Ashes Dealer who brings to you the potent remains of those turned to ash during the final battle of the Avengers: Endgame.
Website ► ephemeralrift.com
Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
Listen to selected works outside of KZbin:
Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
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Podcasts:
EphemRadio (on hiatus) ► apple.co/2afSkZQ
Arkham Sanitarium (on hiatus) ►apple.co/2alraeV
Social Media:
Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
Twitter ► / ephemeralrift
IG ► / e.rift
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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@ExpoSmarts
@ExpoSmarts 5 жыл бұрын
Rift, you'll not believe what's been happening. So remember when we were in space, and I got all dusty?
@blobthing4622
@blobthing4622 5 жыл бұрын
you gotta pay for that sir
@ExpoSmarts
@ExpoSmarts 5 жыл бұрын
@@blobthing4622 Pay for what?
@Randomizerzzzz
@Randomizerzzzz 5 жыл бұрын
The copyright strike issued by Iron Ma- oh wait...
@theplaguedoctor7637
@theplaguedoctor7637 5 жыл бұрын
*continued from original comment* a- and I must have passed out b- b- because you were gone and Doctor Strange was like "we've been gone 5 years we've gotta help them" a- a- and he started doing the yellow sparkly thing he does a- a- hey what are you doing? Oh *gets a hug*
@felipeotavio3971
@felipeotavio3971 5 жыл бұрын
I cried a bit on that part just a bit
@xthalieee
@xthalieee 5 жыл бұрын
So if I mix that Thanos ash in my coffee and drink it, will I become inevitable?
@MagWasTaken
@MagWasTaken 5 жыл бұрын
Studies actually showed Thanos ashes to not cause inevitability, it was all a scam
@notajoke8667
@notajoke8667 5 жыл бұрын
She will turn purple
@danielocean3333
@danielocean3333 5 жыл бұрын
This is awesome.
@zoetropearts4847
@zoetropearts4847 5 жыл бұрын
You will become a member berry
@DJJKMusicMaster
@DJJKMusicMaster 5 жыл бұрын
You'll grow a huge purple nutsack on your chin. Not worth it, fam :/
@YunaChanify
@YunaChanify 5 жыл бұрын
So... Doctor Strange turned into a stoner and traded his Eye of Agamoto for some Thanos kush? The plot of Doctor Strange 2 already sounds intriguing
@incellz
@incellz 5 жыл бұрын
YunaChanify I was thinking that ‘cause why does he look so much like doctor strange??
@JaykuhbYT
@JaykuhbYT 5 жыл бұрын
Bicycle Boi used Spasm... It wasn't very effective...
@Hanksteel3200
@Hanksteel3200 5 жыл бұрын
Your about 2 months early
@SquishMTR
@SquishMTR 5 жыл бұрын
They say the movie is a horror film, so I really want to see how the hell these 2 situations link
@nolifeconsolegamer
@nolifeconsolegamer 4 жыл бұрын
Well if he became thanos then he’d get all the infinity stones and then use the duplicated stones for earth.
@Schir0001
@Schir0001 5 жыл бұрын
Thanos' ashes = grape kool-aid powder.
@greatbritten2361
@greatbritten2361 5 жыл бұрын
C J thanos ashes > grape kook-aid powder
@la_jefe9105
@la_jefe9105 4 жыл бұрын
r/underatedcomments
@DoomSlayer-gj8qb
@DoomSlayer-gj8qb 3 жыл бұрын
efun milum he didn’t copy it. He perfected it
@bananabolt2261
@bananabolt2261 3 жыл бұрын
So true
@Harry-bt2ks
@Harry-bt2ks 2 жыл бұрын
Like Instant Coffee but Instant Grape Kool Aid
@Kai_snzz
@Kai_snzz 5 жыл бұрын
I just imagine this guy like while everyone is having this heart-full sad moment as tony passes away, he just pops in. “Excuse me sorry coming threw..” He shuffles threw the crying crowd and finds the spot the great purple grape stood and pulls out a dust pan and sweep sweep sweep don’t mind me
@gs7251
@gs7251 5 жыл бұрын
Skipper Yeet if you haven’t seen it yet thats your fault
@Kai_snzz
@Kai_snzz 5 жыл бұрын
Skipper Yeet you should expect spoilers on a endgame theme video bud
@whocaresaboutafuckinuserna6687
@whocaresaboutafuckinuserna6687 5 жыл бұрын
Skipper Yeet because someone who hasn’t seen endgame WONT watch a vid about endgame lol
@onyxrafle8066
@onyxrafle8066 5 жыл бұрын
@@adam_woody7604 It's a video about Endgame why would anyone go into the comments thinking there won't be spoilers?
@jessepanosh
@jessepanosh 5 жыл бұрын
@@adam_woody7604 The video literally talks about the end of the movie, what're you talking about
@plinkthenecrobird8851
@plinkthenecrobird8851 5 жыл бұрын
If I consume Thanos’ ashes, will my chin do the thing?
@kristic6345
@kristic6345 5 жыл бұрын
Plink the Necrobird 😂 "do the thing" ...cracked me up
@deletemii3312
@deletemii3312 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Whaylie
@Whaylie 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god comedic gold
@Kai_snzz
@Kai_snzz 5 жыл бұрын
*the thing*
@Giggitygooguygaming
@Giggitygooguygaming 5 жыл бұрын
Oh you mean turn into a purple nutsack? Yes absolutely.
@oldOven_Celery
@oldOven_Celery 5 жыл бұрын
I like how ER waited until after the ban was lifted before releasing the video
@andyb2028
@andyb2028 5 жыл бұрын
What ban?
@ArtOnRR
@ArtOnRR 5 жыл бұрын
@@andyb2028 The no spoilers ban.
@connorbaldwin5804
@connorbaldwin5804 5 жыл бұрын
My man he would have possibly got sued if he didn't wait
@captainpanic3616
@captainpanic3616 5 жыл бұрын
A true hero.
@sammoore9424
@sammoore9424 5 жыл бұрын
“Careful, he’s a hero”
@82dorrin
@82dorrin 5 жыл бұрын
Is he back to explain why all of the ashes we bought either disappeared or turned into body parts...?
@bloodfartmoon2765
@bloodfartmoon2765 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing of sort unfortnatly
@rambo6281
@rambo6281 5 жыл бұрын
Been watching this guy for years there isn’t another asmr creator anywhere near rift level
@robertg9580
@robertg9580 5 жыл бұрын
The man is a creative genius
@OldHoboManYouTube
@OldHoboManYouTube 4 жыл бұрын
Articulate design is way better lol
@thedarklightskin
@thedarklightskin 4 жыл бұрын
Zyhir Harris Hmmm
@PredatorH2O
@PredatorH2O 3 жыл бұрын
@@OldHoboManKZbin Agree to disagree.
@eldioszeus3122
@eldioszeus3122 2 жыл бұрын
@@OldHoboManKZbin who?
@folyobembay73
@folyobembay73 5 жыл бұрын
Time stamps for mobile users! 0:50 explaining End Game and the ashes 8:38 let's get down to business 14:34 Thanos ashes 18:33 Ebony maw 21:59 Proxima Midnight 24:09 corvus glave 28:54 call obsidian 32:35 chitauri 35:19 chitauri leviathans 38:53 chitauri giant dogs 40:59 sakaaran 43:32 Pleasure doing business
@Quantumact2908
@Quantumact2908 3 жыл бұрын
This does put a smile on my face.
@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007
@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 2 жыл бұрын
This is appreciated so thank you. Although, I do think this also work for computer users. Still, thanks.
@pwrsocket
@pwrsocket 2 жыл бұрын
@@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 I think its because its spaced out since its hard for mobile to press small buttons
@thea4385
@thea4385 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT?! I was literally watching the Infinity War Ashes video 10 minutes ago...
@poop-oj3xo
@poop-oj3xo 5 жыл бұрын
E
@ExpoSmarts
@ExpoSmarts 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, it's been five years, get over it
@bastiansanhueza723
@bastiansanhueza723 5 жыл бұрын
Time flies when you travel in time, don't you?
@alexbattlechief9155
@alexbattlechief9155 5 жыл бұрын
10 minutes ago is five years in what realm?
@mr_dodecahedron5157
@mr_dodecahedron5157 5 жыл бұрын
OMEGA ALEX 01 The quantum realm
@carolynmiller3254
@carolynmiller3254 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine ur dad goes down in the basement and locks the door every night and just whispers for a straight hour, and you finally find out what he is doing.....😂
@MommaBara
@MommaBara 5 жыл бұрын
I want to ashes to add to my collection of large purple creatures that have since been forgotten. Grimace and Barney are upon my nightstand as we speak.
@ipostcomments9668
@ipostcomments9668 5 жыл бұрын
May I introduce you to telly from sesame Street
@stuckinoblivion
@stuckinoblivion 5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Tinky Winky the Teletubby.
@luigigooigiboi9596
@luigigooigiboi9596 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I have ever seen
@Quantumact2908
@Quantumact2908 3 жыл бұрын
lets not forget grimaces cousin blimace
@swaggaming69420
@swaggaming69420 5 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm just trying to buy thanos to become over 6 foot for once in my life
@MonaGC.
@MonaGC. 5 жыл бұрын
Thanos wears 2 feet boots. You'd be 4 feet
@swaggaming69420
@swaggaming69420 5 жыл бұрын
@@MonaGC. shit
@scruffyrobot6969
@scruffyrobot6969 5 жыл бұрын
As a god among men in height (6'5) and still growing, I do not have to buy thanos ashes
@smikael4003
@smikael4003 5 жыл бұрын
@@scruffyrobot6969 Hah, pitiful numbers. 6" 5'" is my height! BOW BEFORE ME! Idek what the 3 apostrophes are called lmao
@ZSan__
@ZSan__ 5 жыл бұрын
Jacob Gomez ha I’m 6’3
@LoneTailProductions
@LoneTailProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Gonna snort some Ebony Maw and GET SO DAMN LIT THAT I CAN LIFT UP ENTIRE STOP SIGNS AND CHUCK EM LIKE JAVELINS WITH MY MIND
@b1g_b4d_j0hn6
@b1g_b4d_j0hn6 5 жыл бұрын
If ER does a role-play of The Merchant from Resident Evil 4, then it means, he's read this comment.
@rossanderson4156
@rossanderson4156 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YA BUYIN?
@rossanderson4156
@rossanderson4156 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YE SELLIN?
@BoopyTheFox
@BoopyTheFox 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YA BUYIN?
@BoopyTheFox
@BoopyTheFox 5 жыл бұрын
WHAT ARE YE SELLIN?
@MayoTheJar
@MayoTheJar 5 жыл бұрын
B1G _ B4D _ J0HN HAHA WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT FOR? GOING TO HUNT AN ELEPHANT?
@HoundSyrup
@HoundSyrup 5 жыл бұрын
“Thanos’ ashes usually sell for $1 million” Me: Damn. “A gram” Me: DAYUMMMM
@TheDude420.69
@TheDude420.69 4 жыл бұрын
HoundSyrup smoke it with some weed and just vibe
@budzoanimates2897
@budzoanimates2897 4 жыл бұрын
tvFilthyFrank3 no
@iann.m
@iann.m 4 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@ethandh1741
@ethandh1741 3 жыл бұрын
HoundSyrup what up its dashie
@UnthinkingBoulder1
@UnthinkingBoulder1 2 жыл бұрын
That’s like 7 billions of Chilean pesos
@DM1Jeb
@DM1Jeb 5 жыл бұрын
Resident Evil 4 Merchant role play please, my good sir. You were born for the role.
@FemboyEnjoyer69
@FemboyEnjoyer69 5 жыл бұрын
That's The greatest idea I've ever heard *strager*
@units8310
@units8310 5 жыл бұрын
He should teach us shawdow speak
@MegaSeinfeld
@MegaSeinfeld 5 жыл бұрын
DM1Jeb what are you buyin?
@masterklaw4527
@masterklaw4527 5 жыл бұрын
Come back anytime.
@NoName-jc3vg
@NoName-jc3vg 5 жыл бұрын
Is 'at all stranga?
@sfuikm
@sfuikm 5 жыл бұрын
Look, it’s the ashes of James Charles’s career!
@rossanderson4156
@rossanderson4156 5 жыл бұрын
That's the Ash of like 2 million lost subs right there
@akettle7359
@akettle7359 5 жыл бұрын
oof
@mr_dodecahedron5157
@mr_dodecahedron5157 5 жыл бұрын
Ross Anderson ...3 million and counting
@cedarpointfanboy7317
@cedarpointfanboy7317 5 жыл бұрын
Ciminan lol
@jamesmorris4530
@jamesmorris4530 5 жыл бұрын
Enhanced Fellatio ability
@SquishMTR
@SquishMTR 5 жыл бұрын
This sequel was more anticipated than Endgame itself
@aidanjude2110
@aidanjude2110 5 жыл бұрын
When he was describing what thanos looked like was anyone waiting for him to say nut sack of a chin?
@jpdurand1734
@jpdurand1734 5 жыл бұрын
Aidanjude I was
@agustinquindimil6594
@agustinquindimil6594 5 жыл бұрын
peter sans intensifies
@newfuture85
@newfuture85 5 жыл бұрын
69 likes let’s gooooo
@rey.jazzzzy
@rey.jazzzzy 5 жыл бұрын
rift is inevitable. and this _does_ bring a smile to my face.
@ultimatenro6250
@ultimatenro6250 5 жыл бұрын
But my sleep is... Iron man... *Snaps*
@PykeTho
@PykeTho 5 жыл бұрын
Another rocking video, however, you simply must bring back the Minecraft series.
@daneelaart
@daneelaart 5 жыл бұрын
we need another corvus sanctuary video
@ZoFlowTV
@ZoFlowTV 5 жыл бұрын
Yess
@poop-oj3xo
@poop-oj3xo 5 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeeeee
@ninodiprima4255
@ninodiprima4255 5 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@PykeTho
@PykeTho 5 жыл бұрын
@@shmondo9346 it is.
@devinallen4708
@devinallen4708 5 жыл бұрын
Now THAT is America's AS... MR Bad joke?
@SomecallmeAce
@SomecallmeAce 5 жыл бұрын
Devin Allen underrated pun... or should I say “pun-derated” okay I’ll stop too
@saifiqbal8849
@saifiqbal8849 5 жыл бұрын
[ *Everyone Disliked That* ]
@aturtlre1238
@aturtlre1238 5 жыл бұрын
Ha I get it
@jacksonshelby2436
@jacksonshelby2436 5 жыл бұрын
Devin Allen very
@urielluna980
@urielluna980 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@wholesome_gio8875
@wholesome_gio8875 5 жыл бұрын
Some dood: hey what flavor juul pods you got? Me: (takes massive rip) THANOS FLAVOR
@bryanbarcelo5440
@bryanbarcelo5440 4 жыл бұрын
THANOS JUUL THANOS JUUL
@uraverageskeleton6480
@uraverageskeleton6480 4 жыл бұрын
SentientVirus. exe I am inevitajuul
@killcanaan3286
@killcanaan3286 4 жыл бұрын
WHOLESOME GIO this comment =underrated
@melvinatorgames420
@melvinatorgames420 5 жыл бұрын
Me: There's no such thing as the perfect ASMR vide- * Infinity War Ashes Dealer* Me: dear god....
@doppelganger9093
@doppelganger9093 5 жыл бұрын
I.... am..... Sleepy....
@aethar2750
@aethar2750 5 жыл бұрын
Doppel Ganger909 not feeling so good....*
@thetoasterhead4392
@thetoasterhead4392 5 жыл бұрын
And I Am.... Iron Man
@townbig
@townbig 5 жыл бұрын
At first I thought you said I am Skeppy
@theonlybatmanthathasprepti454
@theonlybatmanthathasprepti454 5 жыл бұрын
Sup10156 Lewis Can we get your comment to 14 likes?
@townbig
@townbig 5 жыл бұрын
But only 14
@montrelljohnson3218
@montrelljohnson3218 5 жыл бұрын
Rift: So how are you gonna pay Me? Me: (Hands over item) Rift: The eye of Agamatto. I'm not gonna ask how you got this... Me: (thinks back to knocking out Strange and taking the eye) Also me: ebay
@sloppydonger4964
@sloppydonger4964 5 жыл бұрын
A simple spell but quite unbreakable
@theplaguedoctor7637
@theplaguedoctor7637 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@convexsix
@convexsix 5 жыл бұрын
HAHA I REMEMBER THAT SCENE IN THE FIlM
@matthewsally8409
@matthewsally8409 5 жыл бұрын
Timmy turner: “internet”
@robinhyperlord9053
@robinhyperlord9053 5 жыл бұрын
I have a good suggestion! The workers at Arkham are having an election/vote over what should power the many electronics that are not organic like the building itself, you can also have cameos by people not of the building. Captain Carter askes you to vote for carboard solar panels, Corvus askes you to vote for a wind turbine of beaks, Margaret wants biomass, the Fishman guy wants Algae biofuel or hydro, ect... It could be funny.
@nated8678
@nated8678 5 жыл бұрын
I requested this, Cheers rift!! Thoughts on endgame everyone? Such a sick movie. I loved it 3000
@itsnotaphaseitsaromance
@itsnotaphaseitsaromance 5 жыл бұрын
I loved it, but it was sooo painful. My eyes still hurt!
@klesk1015
@klesk1015 5 жыл бұрын
the ending was amazing but my favoutite is infinity war
@jasper3135
@jasper3135 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it was that good. First part was OK then got quite slow with the time travel then the ending was shit because none of the heroes actually beat him iron man just tricked him. It's quite a disappointing end to the saga imo.
@sportsman4494
@sportsman4494 5 жыл бұрын
“I love you 3000” quoted by iron man
@maniaxt.v2250
@maniaxt.v2250 5 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep during the end of the movie
@xINVISIGOTHx
@xINVISIGOTHx 5 жыл бұрын
gimme some thanos
@cornguy1514
@cornguy1514 5 жыл бұрын
Who else waited for him to say Ebony Maw looked like Squidward
@thetoasterhead4392
@thetoasterhead4392 5 жыл бұрын
So uh, the ashes I bought before. They turned back into a real person. Do I get a refund?
@Alexthefish1583
@Alexthefish1583 5 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna put Thanos' ashes in a KFC family bucket
@coca9152
@coca9152 5 жыл бұрын
A true legend A legend that we got but never deserved.
@toast5198
@toast5198 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Tinglephile
@Tinglephile 5 жыл бұрын
It is our most... modestly priced recepticle
@aidanrocha2043
@aidanrocha2043 5 жыл бұрын
Sir you’re at 69 likes how do you feel?
@aidanrocha2043
@aidanrocha2043 5 жыл бұрын
DAMN
@Real_tortureman69
@Real_tortureman69 5 жыл бұрын
I could just imagine how rift got these ashes. * sees him on his knees picking up the ashes with the bags*
@dr.richtofen8875
@dr.richtofen8875 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, it's happening again! Yes! Is there a Thanos ash collection?
@unwono
@unwono 5 жыл бұрын
There*... It's not that hard
@loganburge5504
@loganburge5504 5 жыл бұрын
@@unwono yeah really isn't
@notyourbusiness8475
@notyourbusiness8475 5 жыл бұрын
@@unwono and people who don't care about fucking grammar
@LLD-yl4wi
@LLD-yl4wi 5 жыл бұрын
UNWONO I bet you are fun at parties
@dr.richtofen8875
@dr.richtofen8875 5 жыл бұрын
When did this become school? Come on guys, this is KZbin, a place to chill and watch our favorite youtubers. Let's not argue.
@georgewhiting148
@georgewhiting148 5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather have the Eye of Agamotto and the Time Stone then a bunch of evil ashes.
@jammedyam3389
@jammedyam3389 3 жыл бұрын
Purple kush
@YoungAlains
@YoungAlains 5 жыл бұрын
1820: in the future there is a asmr video about endgame ashes 2019: flying cars
@LuCkKyStEpHeN
@LuCkKyStEpHeN 5 жыл бұрын
been watching for years nightly, just wanted to say that ive realized for the billionth time that you choose to take less ad money by not doing preroll or mid video ads that interrupt people trying to actually fall asleep so i will like every video i watch (every single one) until i forget that fact again thank you, pls continue to gift thousands of us with your asmr forever ;) (or until you get tired of it :p)
@MunciMunci
@MunciMunci 3 жыл бұрын
The fact there's lore behind what to do with the ashes in ASMR of all things shows the minor detail effort he's putting in.
@greekbirb
@greekbirb 5 жыл бұрын
i still can't believe how well developed your characters are and how much effort you put in every video.
@daiin722
@daiin722 5 жыл бұрын
*sprinkles thanos ashes on macaroni* *tastes it* Ewwww! This macaroni tastes inevitable!
@jaredtaylor9291
@jaredtaylor9291 5 жыл бұрын
ᴷⁿᵒᶜᵏᴷⁿᵒᶜᵏ what?
@baxtabber1654
@baxtabber1654 5 жыл бұрын
Jared, they said: "sprinkles thanos ashes on macaroni tastes it Ewwww! This macaroni tastes inevitable!" I hope you understand clearer!
@jaredtaylor9291
@jaredtaylor9291 5 жыл бұрын
BaxTabber so he is saying that it tastes unavoidable?
@baxtabber1654
@baxtabber1654 5 жыл бұрын
@@jaredtaylor9291 no. Did you watch the movies? Lmao
@daiin722
@daiin722 5 жыл бұрын
Jared Taylor did you even watch endgame?
@chloearts5873
@chloearts5873 5 жыл бұрын
GRANDPA RIFT MADE A END GAME VIDEO AAAAA YES TY Thanks for the sleep I love you 3000
@poop-oj3xo
@poop-oj3xo 5 жыл бұрын
This isn't dank doodle memes
@JaykuhbYT
@JaykuhbYT 5 жыл бұрын
Holy mother of pearl why did I go and watch an explanation video for endgame when I could've come here for the literal B E S T explanation ever oh my god
@josephdavies6287
@josephdavies6287 5 жыл бұрын
You should make a video about refunding for the ashes
@NightWhispererASMR
@NightWhispererASMR 5 жыл бұрын
This is amazing! Love the concept 😂😂
@delta_crsd
@delta_crsd 5 жыл бұрын
What about asmr of Geralt from Rivia (Witcher)? You would be great! ;D
@dkay1902
@dkay1902 5 жыл бұрын
Could even work in the rifts and Geralt’s hatred of portals
@swaggaming69420
@swaggaming69420 5 жыл бұрын
Yo I just ate my spiderman in my cereal and then all of a sudden an entire ass arm just grew inside me
@Ace-pd9pz
@Ace-pd9pz 5 жыл бұрын
Me: *buys endgame ashes* Tomorrow: HMMMMMMH should I smoke some THANOS or some EBONY MAWK HMMMMMMM
@capybaraqueen4505
@capybaraqueen4505 5 жыл бұрын
Time to snort some Thanos
@abrilmoctezuma9785
@abrilmoctezuma9785 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of endgame is where doctor strange just put the ashes in a bag and sells them
@1DJ_416
@1DJ_416 5 жыл бұрын
When I Watch These Videos My Sleep😴 Is *Inevitable*
@BunnyGirlMet
@BunnyGirlMet 5 жыл бұрын
Endgame spoilers Shrek dies in endgame
@iNotAnHacker
@iNotAnHacker 5 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t actually Shrek that died, it was actually Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers franchise dressed like Shrek.
@akettle7359
@akettle7359 5 жыл бұрын
watched end game can confirm
@SnarlingEmu
@SnarlingEmu 5 жыл бұрын
NOOOO
@jcers
@jcers 5 жыл бұрын
When you name folders on you computer “child porn” and the FBI agents open it up and see all of your shrek 5 spoilers: “They played us like a damn fiddle!”
@nolifestudios4328
@nolifestudios4328 5 жыл бұрын
I love shrek 3000
@krrisin
@krrisin 5 жыл бұрын
Best Clickbait Title- SMOKING THANOS'S ASHES AT 3AM (GONE WRONG)
@jestle
@jestle 5 жыл бұрын
-This is gonna be one hell of a trip--
@OmegaStardustRiku11
@OmegaStardustRiku11 5 жыл бұрын
I know a lot of people request character performances, but I have to say that your look in this vid really gave me some strong Joseph Seed vibes from Farcry 5. Don’t know if you’ve played it, but I think it would be interesting to see your take, especially given your insights into religion in the past. As always, great work Rift!
@tobyhanke3274
@tobyhanke3274 5 жыл бұрын
Literally just killed Joseph 5 minutes ago lmao but yeah I agree with you, there is definitely a resemblance. Appearance-wise, at least. I don't think ER is mentally insane.
@johnmivule-novabow8143
@johnmivule-novabow8143 5 жыл бұрын
RIFT, WASSUP CAN YOU REVIVE IRON MAN FROM THE NONE LIVING
@generaltamago4931
@generaltamago4931 5 жыл бұрын
Guess there's no iron man 4 \_/('_')\_/
@ZoFlowTV
@ZoFlowTV 5 жыл бұрын
@@generaltamago4931 unless in the new spider man movie he gets brought back
@GIZMOVIRUS
@GIZMOVIRUS 5 жыл бұрын
@@ZoFlowTV unlikely. the original actor for iron man (robert downey jr) has left working on marvel after endgame due to his contract going out. killing him was the best way to show that he was gone and he is gonna be away from here on out. (same situation with captain america but not with death of course)
@simonefrare7524
@simonefrare7524 5 жыл бұрын
@@ZoFlowTV those clowns working at Marvel Studios: "real shit"
@gray6159
@gray6159 5 жыл бұрын
Robert Downey Jr is probably going to do cameos tho so :p
@YonderTie
@YonderTie 5 жыл бұрын
I have been waiting for this for a long time thank you rift Also I love the marvel videos do more
@99__inmymind
@99__inmymind 5 жыл бұрын
At this point I‘m convinced uncle Rift is actually Loki in disguise. So that’s what he‘s been doing all the time since he disappeared with the tesseract...
@revenant9382
@revenant9382 5 жыл бұрын
goddess of mischief No when Lili got the tesseract he disappeared off to his own spin-off series
@mikewheeler3565
@mikewheeler3565 5 жыл бұрын
Wow very creative, never seen anything like this, very well done also great video it’s very relaxing👍🏻
@nickwessels4653
@nickwessels4653 5 жыл бұрын
ashes dealer: *snorts own supply* *starts screaming at eye of augamato in rylieghn*
@benvoli0c977
@benvoli0c977 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video love you 3000
@100jecs
@100jecs 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like I see you everywhere
@benvoli0c977
@benvoli0c977 5 жыл бұрын
@@100jecs perhaps
@im.simsim
@im.simsim 5 жыл бұрын
Benvoli0 C 9000sand
@nomadicsanta2001
@nomadicsanta2001 5 жыл бұрын
So I got some new ramen noodles and I used Thanos instead of the chicken-flavored spice packet they give and omg I haven't felt this inevitable in a looong time. Thanks man!
@DerpeyGnome
@DerpeyGnome 5 жыл бұрын
I love Ephermeral Rifts channel 3000
@flamingfortress04
@flamingfortress04 5 жыл бұрын
"Roll it up in cigarette paper" But I thought you said it was ash
@dkfetty5703
@dkfetty5703 5 жыл бұрын
I swear, Rift is growing that beard just so he can stroke it in his videos
@crunchu
@crunchu 5 жыл бұрын
nobody: my suggested: the endgame ashes dealer asmr nobody: me: intensely clicks
@reetsie
@reetsie 5 жыл бұрын
I had to wait for my pay day to go see the movie and now that I’ve finally seen it I’m being consumed by everything that’s Endgame related. Thank you for this, now I can sleep to Endgame content.
@Monkyron
@Monkyron 5 жыл бұрын
just imagine him trying to explain this scenery to some cops visiting him
@blaineburger9663
@blaineburger9663 5 жыл бұрын
Just snort some thanos and make their spines disappear
@MrWest-lu2kl
@MrWest-lu2kl 2 жыл бұрын
“Now you know how much more effective your police department could be with some Thanos? Or even some Ebony Maw, perhaps.”
@GRANDMAST3R
@GRANDMAST3R 5 жыл бұрын
My mans is probably selling my aunt as well
@jasper3135
@jasper3135 5 жыл бұрын
Snm fam guy comes to my ends and mans selling ygm.
@karliahkingsley1280
@karliahkingsley1280 5 жыл бұрын
Please, never stop doing what you do, you are literally the best at it kthx 👍
@socialisingsigma1532
@socialisingsigma1532 5 жыл бұрын
Some guy commented about doing an RE4 Merchant role play. In RE4, that theme “serenity”, brings back such an indescribable nostalgia. If ER did a merchant role play with that theme (or without music because of copyright is understandable), that would be outstanding
@Archangel02
@Archangel02 5 жыл бұрын
Me: I watched this already, why’s it recommended? Also me: *realizes it was uploaded 7hrs ago* OHHHHHHH SHEEEEEET
@baeconehair6474
@baeconehair6474 5 жыл бұрын
spoiler alert: this is the credit scene of John Wick 3
@Gragglesimpson1
@Gragglesimpson1 5 жыл бұрын
The sequel we didn’t know we needed.
@diego1realpe9tobar
@diego1realpe9tobar 5 жыл бұрын
YESSS THIS NEVER FAILS TO TRIGGER THE ASMR IN MY HEAD
@booquwifius5510
@booquwifius5510 5 жыл бұрын
Bae: come over Stalin: I can’t I’m busy sending people to gulags Bae: my parents aren’t home Stalin: I know
@bails057
@bails057 5 жыл бұрын
Yo, for some reason I can't find Batman's ashes. Can I get some help?
@WheresIsNancy
@WheresIsNancy 5 жыл бұрын
Batmans a pokemon character
@LupeSunglass
@LupeSunglass 5 жыл бұрын
@@WheresIsNancy What are you talking about? He's a club penguin character. Idiot.
@TheCaptainNick
@TheCaptainNick 4 жыл бұрын
@@LupeSunglass I'm sorry, Batman is a character in the Barney live action film.
@Quantumact2908
@Quantumact2908 3 жыл бұрын
nonononono, batman is obviously...part of sesame street
@chickenfarmer321
@chickenfarmer321 2 жыл бұрын
What did you use for a prop to make the ashes?
@jordontp
@jordontp 5 жыл бұрын
It. Was. Inevitable.
@rjtrocan9603
@rjtrocan9603 5 жыл бұрын
Iron mans dieing Spider-Man : mr starc don’t go! Rift grabs a broom and starts sweeping
@jaystargaming172
@jaystargaming172 5 жыл бұрын
*Vacuum gets plugged in*
@Kayyjii
@Kayyjii 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect. Lay down the price, big man
@ashtondislikesyou
@ashtondislikesyou 5 жыл бұрын
I need this right now thanks my man
@scaredstar9127
@scaredstar9127 5 жыл бұрын
Heyo rift you should make a playlist for all your 'dealer' videos Great video btw keep up the good work
@mygsami
@mygsami 5 жыл бұрын
i love this channel and nothing will change my mind
@loggue8019
@loggue8019 5 жыл бұрын
sami i share this feeling and nothing will change my mind
@michael6329
@michael6329 5 жыл бұрын
Even if he pulled a James Charles?
@blaineburger9663
@blaineburger9663 5 жыл бұрын
He murdered two children in his honda civic
@TheG_Boy
@TheG_Boy 5 жыл бұрын
FINALLY WE HAVE ENDGAME ASMR!
@convexsix
@convexsix 5 жыл бұрын
Rift is really committing for that Smiling Jack RP when the new Vampire: The Masquerade game comes out.
@sandermeevis524
@sandermeevis524 5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this. Looking forward to this
@SpruceBruce24
@SpruceBruce24 5 жыл бұрын
My mom has a Dusty house What do I do put dust in bags
@user-ii9lg7lf4i
@user-ii9lg7lf4i 5 жыл бұрын
FBI: Hands up we’re we can see them we have you surrounded and know that your a seller of ashes Rift: (Uses infinity stone to get out) FBI: Aw dang another bites the dust...
@JaynayB
@JaynayB 5 жыл бұрын
The sequel we needed 😫👌
@visionsogeurope1324
@visionsogeurope1324 5 жыл бұрын
:D Venttorin used the sketch as a bookmark closing the book; he stood stretching. He'd been up for hours, researching well into the morning and hadn't eaten or shaved. He took stock of himself....
@realsteppa6568
@realsteppa6568 5 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN YA THOUGHT CAPTAIN MARVEL WAS GOONG TO BE THE SAVIOR IN ENDGAME BUT IN THE END SHE GOT PUNCHED OUT OF THE MOVIE
@s.storumus8620
@s.storumus8620 5 жыл бұрын
BigBoi17 Chef Boyardi Yeah, so happy she didn't beat him. She has had only one movie right before Endgame, and Tony and Steve and Thor had 3 movies plus the Avengers. No one likes captain marvel, bc she is bland and unlikeable
@thijshalsema2764
@thijshalsema2764 5 жыл бұрын
I bet danearys has plenty of ashes too. Edit: Had
@doctorenvy9650
@doctorenvy9650 Жыл бұрын
I'd imagine the Avengers he had in a bag in the previous Infinity War video just re-appeared in whoever he sold it to's house with a bag over their head
@josevera6482
@josevera6482 5 жыл бұрын
Nice video as always rift.
@DeezNuts-boobs
@DeezNuts-boobs 5 жыл бұрын
He looks exactly like Dr. Strange That’s probably how he got the ashes!
@RandomVideoCollectionRVC
@RandomVideoCollectionRVC 5 жыл бұрын
Ashes of Thanos and his troops? ( let's beat the crap out their ashes.... It cost Tony stark )
@SqweakySqwizard
@SqweakySqwizard 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting so long For this Video
@toyking97
@toyking97 5 жыл бұрын
Your description of Thanos is great
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