The Expert: Wrong Angle (Short Comedy Sketch)

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Lauris Beinerts

Lauris Beinerts

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@LaurisB
@LaurisB Жыл бұрын
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@blacktigershearthstoneadve6905
@blacktigershearthstoneadve6905 6 жыл бұрын
I think I know what's the problem with his boss. His left brain has nothing right and his right brain has nothing left.
@leandrog2785
@leandrog2785 6 жыл бұрын
In that case, i think his biggest problem would be having two brains.
@adityawicaksono875
@adityawicaksono875 6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, good one
@gllitching1050
@gllitching1050 5 жыл бұрын
this pun is definitely underated
@sigra4867
@sigra4867 5 жыл бұрын
That is an awesome saying left has nothing right and the right has nothing left, brilliant! Peace and love
@downhill240
@downhill240 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@slappy8941
@slappy8941 6 жыл бұрын
I had a boss who kept calling me to his office to ask why our work was being delayed. I told him I was constantly being interrupted and called away. He told me to ignore all calls until I was done. Several unanswered calls later, he came storming onto the floor, demanding why I wasn't answering his calls. This really happened.
@flapjackboy
@flapjackboy 5 жыл бұрын
"Well, I didn't mean ignore MY calls!"
@Rinsuki
@Rinsuki 5 жыл бұрын
Same thing with the lab. Doctor calls and asks why wasn't the urinalysis not done or the specimen not ran...I'm like I am putting in the results or we got it five minutes ago so it'll be a while. Constant calls about this and that when I am trying to do work. I just wanted to reach into the phone and slap them.
@huangjunwei7211
@huangjunwei7211 5 жыл бұрын
r/maliciouscompliance ?
@sombrero8989
@sombrero8989 5 жыл бұрын
I did have a colleague, who attended about 30 (not kidding) status meetings every week, explaining why the projects are behind the schedule. He was expected to attend each and every of those meetings, despite the answer was always the same...
@meancomment2413
@meancomment2413 5 жыл бұрын
@@sombrero8989 Dude was prob there long enough to start receiving mail at that address.
@jlshoem
@jlshoem 4 жыл бұрын
“When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.” - Ricky Gervais
@900108Chale
@900108Chale 4 жыл бұрын
ROFL! Awesome quote!
@じゅげむ-s6b
@じゅげむ-s6b 3 жыл бұрын
taking this
@gwarlow
@gwarlow 3 жыл бұрын
Is this too many words for a t-shirt? Brilliant!
@jlshoem
@jlshoem 3 жыл бұрын
I have another: "Stupid if forever. Ignorance can be fixed." - that's from me
@seaweed6668
@seaweed6668 3 жыл бұрын
Just changed the words dead with stupid lol
@GeeTrieste
@GeeTrieste 4 жыл бұрын
As an actual engineer, this whole "The Expert" series is so frustrating to watch. And yet I can totally relate. People who hear and use words, with no idea of their meaning.
@robertroy1435
@robertroy1435 4 жыл бұрын
I'm an engineer and I can totally relate to this. It happens all to frequently, but luckily the idiots that do this rarely last long.
@superbros1690
@superbros1690 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertroy1435 what type of engineer are you
@robertroy1435
@robertroy1435 4 жыл бұрын
I trained in mining engineering but I ended up as a engineering project manager, which is why I can relate. It's not uncommon to have clients who have no idea how a design is accomplished so frequently make contradictory assumptions and requests. It's especially annoying when it's another engineer.
@superbros1690
@superbros1690 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertroy1435 Mining engineering? Never heard that, however cool stuff.
@robertroy1435
@robertroy1435 4 жыл бұрын
@@superbros1690 that is exactly what I said to the 4th year mining eng student I was standing in line on my first day of university. I mean exactly. LOL. Very cool stuff especially the explosives.
@CheapSushi
@CheapSushi 6 жыл бұрын
This hurts to watch.
@spock7945
@spock7945 6 жыл бұрын
you are privileged my dear *+CheapSushi* if you don't have to 'live it' on a daily basis!
@piotrmalewski8178
@piotrmalewski8178 6 жыл бұрын
Just rebel.
@xoxolatl
@xoxolatl 6 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's so true. It just cuts to the bone.
@tiaturnbullchampionscoachi9587
@tiaturnbullchampionscoachi9587 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!! Reminds me the "adding a cover letter" scene in Office Space. Some people like the feeling of authority so they get to act as if they are smart without the inconvenience of using their brain.
@worthlessguy7477
@worthlessguy7477 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, imagine a boss like that.
@_indrid_cold_
@_indrid_cold_ Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a real world situation with a client which happened about 15 years ago. It goes like this: I had been called to troubleshoot a problem with a server. We were not allowed remote access, we had to work onsite and literally in the server room with a KVM (remember those?). The server room was a literal 5 minute walk from the incident room the client had set up with about 10 different people attending to talk about the impacts and the workaround they were trying. You get the idea. The client told me that it was mandatory for me to provide an update on progress every 15 minutes until the problem was resolved. I had to give the update in the incident room to the crash team and, I recall being told this very clearly... the update about progress 'is more important to us than actually diagnosing or fixing the issue. You MUST give these updates every 15 minutes no matter what'. What then commenced was a sequence of me giving an update, which took about 1 minute. Walking or running to the server room in the building across the street (5 mins). Signing into the room (security calling to check the incident number allowed access - every time) and going through an air cleaning space (2 mins). Me looking at the server logs and trying to figure out what was wrong with the daft thing (1-2 minutes). Me leaving the server room and proceeding back to the incident room (5 mins). Me giving the next update based on about 90 seconds of actual work. As the updates were virtually useless more people began to ask questions.... this mean that it would have been time to give the next udpate by the time I arrived outside the server room - so I just had a coffee in the incident room until it was time for the next update. Those idiotic people never even thought to themselves that I had not left, they just pitched up and wanted the next update all the same. I tried to explain the problem to the incident manager, but all I would get is a 'well I cant get a closer incident room', or a 'maybe you could phone the update in?' (no phone in the server room where I needed it and too noisy anyway). Eventually, realising this was going no-where I falsely blamed the issue on the companies own internal networks team and demanded that someone senior from that team accompany me to the next update them come with me to see the evidence of the problem in the server room. They sent quite a senior person from that team who listened to me update that the network was dropping packets then we walked to the server room. Begun to connect his sniffer....then it dawned on him -before his laptop had even booted, that it was time to go back. We left everything in place, and walked back to the incident room whereupon I started the update by asing if he had proven that the network was functioning correctly? Of course he could not say. I burned another couple of minutes again arguing my case and back we went. By now the companies own tech realised that I'd pulled him into an impossible loop. He made some calls, his boss made some calls and in due course the incident manager was spoken to and I was excused from any further absurdity. The issue with the server was located in the first debug session I was permitted to have that lasted more than 2 mins. The cient had changed the antivirus app on the machine from a supported and correctly configured version, to their enterprise a/v - which was not supported and was killing the server app from even starting. Service restored in less than 20 mins after a day of outage. Just because someone works for big company X and has fancy title Y it does not mean that are not a buffoon.
@maciejcieslak6712
@maciejcieslak6712 Жыл бұрын
OMG, that story sounds like being straightly taken from Monty Python`s Flying Circus, sometimes I wander what about the good old proces of thinking... :)
@adamnetzen
@adamnetzen Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. The scary thing is I don't think you're making it up...
@chicagotypewriter2094
@chicagotypewriter2094 Жыл бұрын
Wow what a bunch do clowns you worked with!
@linsen8890
@linsen8890 Жыл бұрын
In my long experience, fancy titles have a very high positive correlation to level of buffoonery.
@davidhunter1429
@davidhunter1429 Жыл бұрын
oh man! I laughed so hard at this story! that made my day. Thank you!!
@mhzprayer
@mhzprayer 3 жыл бұрын
The thing which may not be obvious to the novice is that you can address the issue of left-angles by simply allowing your square to rotate half way around. Left angles quickly become right angles, and that's an improvement of 50%! Of course some previously right angles may have become left in the process, but you can simply rotate again to overcome this. The ability to respond quickly with incremental changes like this is called "agile" development.
@CarlosAnglada
@CarlosAnglada Жыл бұрын
@Lucky10279
@Lucky10279 3 ай бұрын
😂
@_JKelly96
@_JKelly96 6 жыл бұрын
WHY ON EARTH DOES HE STILL WORK THERE! After the lines incident I would've left
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
He loves drawing lines & angles!
@mujjingun
@mujjingun 6 жыл бұрын
Well, he does get money for just drawing lines and squares after all.
@leakforme
@leakforme 6 жыл бұрын
This is my life.
@spock7945
@spock7945 6 жыл бұрын
*+88Film Co.* someone's gotta run the kitchen at home. and often there is no escape and it is the same everywhere!
@prabhjinderaulakh
@prabhjinderaulakh 6 жыл бұрын
everyone does...
@luqcrusher
@luqcrusher 5 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a comedy. Why am I stressed out?
@infinitymfg5397
@infinitymfg5397 5 жыл бұрын
Me too. LOL!
@vibsh625
@vibsh625 4 жыл бұрын
It's relatable as fцск, that's what matters.
@zaheeraslam3166
@zaheeraslam3166 4 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, not just me then.
@IoT_
@IoT_ 4 жыл бұрын
Because it's a true genuine comedy. One person said: Humour starts when people stop laughing.
@somestuffithoughtyoumightl6985
@somestuffithoughtyoumightl6985 4 жыл бұрын
I experience this every time I turn on the news
@ErlandDevona
@ErlandDevona 4 жыл бұрын
I used to laugh to these sketch, believing no one is that stupid, but now this is more akin to horror movie that I have to live in everyday.
@beentheredonethatunfortunately
@beentheredonethatunfortunately 4 ай бұрын
There's a reason why Dilbert is so funny.
@Lucky10279
@Lucky10279 3 ай бұрын
I think it's probably less about stupidity in the real world and more about arrogance and/or incompetence (i.e. not that someone is _stupid_, but that they were promoted to a management role without having the proper skillset and/or personality for that type of role.) It seems like, all too often, companies promote people to management because they performed well in their previous role, assuming that means they're ready for a leadership position, without considering that actual leadership is a skillset all its own that may or may not overlap with the skillset required for the employee's previous, lower level role. My, off the cuff idea to improve is to have specific leadership goals an employee must have performed in their current role before being eligible for promotion. And perhaps also require that a candidate be able to get like two staff members they've worked with to vouch for their ability to lead in specific ways. think Google, in particular, actually does something sorta like this, though don't quote me on that. Whether such a system would actually tend result in more competent managers on average or generally better employee-manager relationships overall though, I can't actually say with any reasonable level of certainly, since I'm just going off the first ideas that came to mind.
@drops2cents260
@drops2cents260 6 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, I experienced situations like these when I was working in IT in the early 2000s. After trying to be polite and explaining like Anderson does, I soon took a completely different approach: When people started to spew clueless nonsense like Timothy, I got up, told them "okay, get back to me as soon as you remotely know what you're talking about, and leave me the fuck alone until you do" and just left. That ruffled quite a few feathers at first and some people became pretty pissed at me, but in the long run it did pay off: Those who were willing to learn started to comprehend how unproductive their behaviour had been and began to change (at least made an honest effort), and the others ignored me (which was equally fine by me, because that way I didn't have to deal with those muppets anymore as well). Granted, I lost one job because of that. But that was no big deal because the boss was a true cliché MBA (i.e. a certified clueless smart-arse who liked to deal with any problem by avoiding any head-on approach at all costs and just make your ears bleed with pseudocompetent MBA "big words" instead), and the company went Chapter 11 for the first of numerous times anyways about six months later.
@WhiteDeVil3
@WhiteDeVil3 5 жыл бұрын
I have approached the exact same problem, the exact same way you did, and encouraged this approach on reddit a couple times. It was quite disheartening how many people replied with: "yeah like I can afford to lose my job or constantly change/keep looking for a job". So many people live in fear and shackles that they've willingly put on. It's sad really.
@talsubach5979
@talsubach5979 4 жыл бұрын
@@WhiteDeVil3 I think it really depends on the person's skills. If you have no useful skills (like engineering for example), it's hard to pass up jobs. It also depends on where you live - some places are tight job-wise.
@rishabh.malviya
@rishabh.malviya 4 жыл бұрын
"A certified clueless smartass who avoids dealing with a problem using a head-on approach at all costs and instead makes your ears bleed with pseudocompetent MBA big words." This, sir, was truly brilliant. It needs to be in the Urban Dictionary or some shit.
@SmegInThePants
@SmegInThePants 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I've met so many people w/so many degrees that each impress me and garner my respect of their knowledge in their field. To varying degrees, their diplomas mean something. They translate to something tangible in that person. And then I've met MBA's. This is only in regards to the MBA's I've met, so its not a large statistical sample, just my personal experience, but I struggle mightily trying to deduce from what I see in them what they were actually taught in those MBA classes. Its the only university program I've come across where one seems to know less upon completing it than they did when they started it. Its like one of those movies where someone goes off screen and comes back different, only to find out later that they were replaced by an alien in disguise who in spite of the quality of their disguise still doesn't quite fully understand what it is to be human.
@antonzhdanov9653
@antonzhdanov9653 4 жыл бұрын
Well, I doubt if you can say this to your manager. If you are not on post of some rare specialist, you could be fired quite fast after this.
@markgohl2660
@markgohl2660 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has ever worked as an engineer and been in a meeting with senior management knows exactly how this feels. I don't find it that funny as I just feel my blood pressure rising as the memories come back. This is not a comedy but a quite accurate depiction of what it is like to work in engineering but in a way which is accessible to a wider audience. You could go places by offering this as a training film as it is quite an effective little film. Watch the ashen faces of engineers in the audience as they break out in cold sweat.
@artistdigital
@artistdigital 4 ай бұрын
I didn't find it funny either.. my blood pressure was shooting and getting throwbacks! Its tense!
@Lucky10279
@Lucky10279 3 ай бұрын
Surely it can't be that bad _everywhere_. I have a feeling that all the comments relating similar experiences are a rather biased sample, since people are more likely to post about negative experiences than positive ones and also posting a positive experience in this comment section doesn't really match the theme of the video. While I've no doubt there's real truth in this satire and most people are commenting about real experiences, I also worry so many such comments will scare people off going into engineering at all when 1. This sort of management nonsense can happen in any field, 2. Some companies tend to have overall much better work cultures than others, and 3. Even in a job where a person genuinely does these sorts of negative experiences, depending on how frequent they are and how much they enjoy their actual work itself, etc., they might or might not still overall consider themselves to have a good job they're reasonably happy with.
@artistdigital
@artistdigital 3 ай бұрын
@@Lucky10279 I will show you the root cause of the issue. When a project manager is not a qualified project manager and when the project manager does not adhere to best practices, then this happens. If I am an expert in a field and I give my expert judgement on the matter, a person who is not an expert does not have the right to challenge me on it. The PM can take expert judgement from another expert in my field for comparison. This sums it up
@markgohl2660
@markgohl2660 3 ай бұрын
@@Lucky10279 We all have that cognitive bias to see the negative rather than the positive. But then again I would rather of not been someones servant.....
@ManfredW
@ManfredW 6 жыл бұрын
for me it is not funny. that is my reality and people make fun of it
@MiraSmit
@MiraSmit 6 жыл бұрын
This really happens, people not knowing a right angle is 90°? How did they get hired?
@MiraSmit
@MiraSmit 6 жыл бұрын
@dabdumedum14 WTF? How the hell did she make it to boss?
@KaliadderGaming
@KaliadderGaming 5 жыл бұрын
We laugh because otherwise the truth would hurt too much!
@OphiuchiChannel
@OphiuchiChannel 5 жыл бұрын
Ive been there too. 🤯
@lolwutizit
@lolwutizit 5 жыл бұрын
Mira Smit The right angle, and the perpendicular lines, and so on, are just an exaggerated metaphor for whatever subject the main character is an expert on. The authors had to pick something obvious to general audience to showcase the expert’s perspective on that topic, it could’ve easily been bridge construction, information security, or even a lab setting for biochemistry or whatever.
@Lloyd2112DT
@Lloyd2112DT 6 жыл бұрын
I think I might have some PTSD from working in an office for so many years...
@VagishaDas
@VagishaDas 6 жыл бұрын
day shud promote him.....:) to b d cheef.
@drrodopszin
@drrodopszin 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it triggered a minor anxiety attack in me as well.
@YankaRonin
@YankaRonin 6 жыл бұрын
no wonder this kicked in my willingness to strangle someone
@alcoholandfun243
@alcoholandfun243 5 жыл бұрын
Then you are a wimp. Grow up.
@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 5 жыл бұрын
@S Invest it. SOme MGTOW men have pretty good finansial advice.
@joelprestonsmith
@joelprestonsmith 5 жыл бұрын
The principal actor is phenomenal.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 5 жыл бұрын
Orion is great!
@Rubashow
@Rubashow 6 жыл бұрын
I think murdering him in anger would be a perfectly viable defense in front of the court.
@docal2
@docal2 6 жыл бұрын
Rubashow using a triangle with the perfect left angle.
@dijoxx
@dijoxx 4 жыл бұрын
What kind of people do you think make up the juries?
@farout4708
@farout4708 4 жыл бұрын
dijox and the judges
@krollpeter
@krollpeter 6 жыл бұрын
"Why is the beverage separating in layers?" "You need to use an emulsifier." "Peter we don't want to make the recipe complicated!" Yea. That is my job.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
At the end of the day, you are the expert!
@daidaitastic
@daidaitastic 6 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but relate to this through my barista experience.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
You need to make a late, but layer it milk, coffee and milk foam. In that order.
@Quonchon
@Quonchon 5 жыл бұрын
Make a drink but i want it separated in 3 layers.... vertically
@NPCSN
@NPCSN 5 жыл бұрын
TheEpongeMan 🤣😂🤣
@lestersys
@lestersys 6 жыл бұрын
Ryan nails that expression perfectly! The number of times I've had that look on my face when I used to be an engineering consultant. LOL
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
I think many people have that expression often - irrespective of their line of work :)
@JamesCox
@JamesCox 6 жыл бұрын
*This was perfect and not just all right!*
@Catastropheshe
@Catastropheshe 4 жыл бұрын
Right!
@BuffNerdInCa
@BuffNerdInCa 5 жыл бұрын
The "expert" videos are sadly a reality for many engineers. Extremely well done, hilarious, and pretty accurate to working in some larger companies.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 5 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked them!
@yacaqmierpongo
@yacaqmierpongo Жыл бұрын
not only engineers.. I work in e-lerning and this is common occurance as well sadly
@rackt09
@rackt09 4 жыл бұрын
This "expert" series is really stressful for me.
@tom92vdb
@tom92vdb 5 жыл бұрын
"Obviously we wouldn't be using a left angle, that just wouldn't be right!" Omg the metajokes! Well done.
@StephenMcGann
@StephenMcGann 4 жыл бұрын
This absolutely, and tragically, one of the best version of sales people that you'll work with.
@nikkoXmercado
@nikkoXmercado 6 жыл бұрын
Finally finally finally finally more psychological horror. These brilliant fucking sketchessss. Yes.
@IoT_
@IoT_ 4 жыл бұрын
It's a true genuine comedy. One person said: Humour starts when people stop laughing.
@onepunch9203
@onepunch9203 4 жыл бұрын
OMG! Spot on! I'm happily retired now after 32+ years of working for a company whose name you would recognize in the USA.....plus 3 years with the USMC.....and this video only *slightly* exaggerates the inefficiency of corporate (and military) management. It is truly a wonder that *anything* gets accomplished. Great video! 🤣👍🏼
@shaghilathar3588
@shaghilathar3588 Жыл бұрын
Well I guess it's thanks to people like you anything does get done
@4zqS
@4zqS 6 жыл бұрын
Make sure the right angles' lines are drawn in red with green ink.
@alexandercummins
@alexandercummins 6 жыл бұрын
No in blue with transparent ink dummy!
@xoxolatl
@xoxolatl 6 жыл бұрын
With seven strictly perpendicular lines.
@claudiaborzea1386
@claudiaborzea1386 5 жыл бұрын
And make sure to add that cute kitten and balloons to the sketch... otherwise it is completely useless.
@claudiaborzea1386
@claudiaborzea1386 5 жыл бұрын
Oh question question may i? 🖐 Can we draw a square in the form of a kitten?
@KAGAME77
@KAGAME77 4 жыл бұрын
Basically,... Magic.
@NetRolller3D
@NetRolller3D 5 жыл бұрын
Boss: "Isn't a right angle a round number, like 100 degrees?" Expert: "No. 100 degrees is a libertarian angle. And 75 degrees would be a far-right angle."
@NPCSN
@NPCSN 5 жыл бұрын
NetRolller3D 😂🤣😂
@bencochrane6112
@bencochrane6112 2 жыл бұрын
"Ah, the optics aren't good on this one, we need to switch to a left angle, and can you make sure we have a variety of numbers to fulfil our diversity mission statement."
@masheroz
@masheroz Жыл бұрын
Well, it is 100 grad.
@msquarmby9423
@msquarmby9423 6 жыл бұрын
I am in literal pain about this
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
/checks the patient. Where does it hurt? Is it a sharp or dull pain?
@ANigerianPrince
@ANigerianPrince 6 жыл бұрын
I love this writing. Great job again.
@bloodmachine6049
@bloodmachine6049 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's written and acted so naturally, to the point where it makes it seem like a real situation despite the utter ridiculousness.
@cyberIndia212
@cyberIndia212 4 жыл бұрын
the best thing about these videos is they using such basic geometry that everyone can understand what tech experts actually go through..
@danhiggins2143
@danhiggins2143 4 жыл бұрын
This is like watching a live action Dilbert comic.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
Check out the next episodes of The Expert: Square Project! bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2 bit.ly/SquareProjectEp3 Have you seen the original video? Watch The Expert: bit.ly/TheExpertSketch
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 6 жыл бұрын
After paying my first website host quite handsomely, I contacted by email their services requesting help setting up my site. My particulars were all in order, site all raring and ready to go, chomping at the bit as it were. But getting my stuff actually on the web was not happening. One email after another was filled with instructions that had me backing up and backing up, and one prelim after another prelim, and I started questioning my own sanity. It was like, Did I really spell out the word Sanity, in my previous sentence, correctly? "First we'll deal with that," their email said, "and then we'll get back to your original question." And more of that, and more. And some more. LSS, I finally quit emailing them. Problem solved! It was funny in this sketch, but in real life, not so much. PS They went out of business less than three years later. Wanted to have a business with a passive money flow, i.e. money flowing to them, after an initial investment of setting up a "service" that would need no more labor to maintain, only work involved for them would be cashing the checks of their customers. Evidently I was one of the few who had it together enough to completely set up and run my own site.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
That's tough. Did you set the website up with a different host?
@user-lv6qm3fj2z
@user-lv6qm3fj2z 5 жыл бұрын
This short film is obviously not finished. You forgot to add the part where he takes something heavy from his desk and smashes it against Timothy's head.
@chrisdelzell8467
@chrisdelzell8467 5 жыл бұрын
"Why yes sir, I think you're thinking of 'percent pi half radians'. Good old PPHR rating. A proper right angle has a one hundred PPHR rating. One thing though: To make a proper square we'll need four of them, so I think your department is 75% understaffed. I can still do it on schedule though." Always leave emails to your boss in multiple locations, so they'll actually read them.
@maksimrasovic9138
@maksimrasovic9138 3 жыл бұрын
@@tarico4436 i tako dalje ne mogu o
@froggacuda1605
@froggacuda1605 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a task I was given in 1987. My boss refused to believe that sending 50 KB per second across a 9600 baud serial line would not work. He actually made me run tests and present the results.
@ShoaibKhanZ
@ShoaibKhanZ 2 жыл бұрын
We still have bosses like that, and they'll be around in 2027 for sure.
@hummi4032
@hummi4032 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@linuxguy1199
@linuxguy1199 2 жыл бұрын
50KB/s (400Kb/s) over a 9600bps link? You'd need a 40x faster link!
@froggacuda1605
@froggacuda1605 2 жыл бұрын
@@linuxguy1199 don't forget parity and stop bits too. They also questioned my results when I presented them because the actual data rates were about 3-5% below the theoretical upper limit of 9600 bits per second. The whole experience was insane
@linuxguy1199
@linuxguy1199 2 жыл бұрын
@@froggacuda1605 Haha, that's a shame. Wouldn't be surprised if the boss reprimanded you later for making him look stupid.
@kilburnzachary
@kilburnzachary 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for these videos. They make my world as an engineer feel so much more relate-able.
@ripghotihook
@ripghotihook 4 жыл бұрын
I can't count how many times I've been in situations like this. Before I was nice and patient, now I'm very blunt. Being blunt just makes it so much easier.
@rchn1315
@rchn1315 3 жыл бұрын
Career limiting move though. People have no true appreciation for the expert.
@gabrielefaini2564
@gabrielefaini2564 6 жыл бұрын
This must be shown in schools and offices all across the globe. You probably nailed the reason why the world sucks and dull companies rule the world instead of smart people.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
They could start and show it in Geometry classes :)
@spock7945
@spock7945 6 жыл бұрын
Anderson wasn't fortunate enough to get educated *at the **kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJmWiq1phc6LkNk** 'right' school.*
@AntonySimkin
@AntonySimkin 5 жыл бұрын
Watch a shotfilm "alternative math 2+2=22" and you will cry
@AntonySimkin
@AntonySimkin 5 жыл бұрын
@@spock7945 lol we commented the same
@spock7945
@spock7945 5 жыл бұрын
*+Antony Simkin* yes we did! :D I wonder we went to the same school as each other. [or we have similar interests ... OR.. Ytube recommends us similar things.] can't guess where you are from. I'm from (and now back in) Bharat wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhārat_Gaṇarājya
@vatsetis
@vatsetis 6 жыл бұрын
Ignorant Managers holding back Competent Workers... the modern day Corporate system is indeed the best of the possible worlds.
@sinisterthoughts2896
@sinisterthoughts2896 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing modern about it. Morons have held back everyone else for eons. History is full of idiots somehow constantly getting to be in charge and derailing progress.
@rustychrome
@rustychrome 6 жыл бұрын
We are witnessing this poor man in HELL.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
How big is a left angle?
@raeliean
@raeliean 6 жыл бұрын
A left angle is up to 10 cm. Is this environment borrowed from actual work facility? Where do you draw the inspiration for such great characters?
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
Would you like to work in the same office?
@raeliean
@raeliean 6 жыл бұрын
I would hate that office.
@muhiburrahmanart
@muhiburrahmanart 6 жыл бұрын
-90 degree :D
@Spid3rzchan37
@Spid3rzchan37 6 жыл бұрын
Great fit for the company culture!!!
@muditverma2084
@muditverma2084 6 жыл бұрын
I am dying to see other episodes. This one was quite ironic just like the first one. I show the first episode to my every client. Keep doing it. 😊
@nbw0313
@nbw0313 5 жыл бұрын
He must organize a one week business trip to find the perfect right angle - makes total sense. CEO might accept the idea, too.
@richmck007
@richmck007 6 жыл бұрын
...At last, The Expert ( Part 2 ? ) Have been looking forward to seening something new for you guys. Loved that previous The Expert sketch. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@aimere
@aimere 6 жыл бұрын
What !? There will be more episodes !?!? Yaaay !!!
@thehiddenninja3428
@thehiddenninja3428 5 жыл бұрын
Anderson should have said that a right angle is pi/2 radians to confuse the other guy into shutting up and remind that other guy who the expert is, and that an expert is defined as someone who knows what they're talking about
@GeeTrieste
@GeeTrieste 4 жыл бұрын
The other guy would have said "That's perfect! Everyone loves a half of a pie"
@thehiddenninja3428
@thehiddenninja3428 4 жыл бұрын
@@GeeTrieste Guess he should say 1 quarter tau
@likitadevi
@likitadevi 3 жыл бұрын
I can feel an anxiety attack coming.
@warren8283
@warren8283 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for these!!!! Being the only mechanical engineer (or just engineer) at a company of 1000 employees, competing with those that employ 100+ engineers, I can sympathize with Anderson. These are hilarious and somewhat therapeutic for me. Funny skits, yes; but that doesn't mean that the exact thing doesn't happen in RL. My best "Subscribe" in a while. Thank you!
@memosfrommomo9889
@memosfrommomo9889 6 жыл бұрын
Yaay I'm so glad this is back! The humour is right up my street :D
@MichaelBirks
@MichaelBirks 6 жыл бұрын
Or is it left up your street?
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
Perfect up her street!
@memosfrommomo9889
@memosfrommomo9889 6 жыл бұрын
Lauris Beinerts 😂😂
@RillianGrant
@RillianGrant 5 жыл бұрын
The moment when you realise that you are the only sane person in the world.
@jakeaus
@jakeaus 4 жыл бұрын
There actually is an angle unit where a right angle has a measure of 100, it's called gradians, the other part of that "DRG" button on the calculator that noone ever uses.
@capnskiddies
@capnskiddies 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but anyone who knows that, knows the degree value of a right angle.
@BluntArrows
@BluntArrows 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but it's on the left side of the calculator, which clearly is not alright. #gradiansaredegreestoo
@milanpetrovic5491
@milanpetrovic5491 3 жыл бұрын
It's too close to home to laugh about it. You have nailed it perfectly!
@Radonatos
@Radonatos 6 жыл бұрын
Timothy mysteriously died on "Bring-your-gun-to-work Day", all witnessing developers testified that it was a suicide.
@tonst7074
@tonst7074 6 жыл бұрын
This is why i subscribed! Thank you for bringing back the expert!
@MmmBopsPops
@MmmBopsPops 4 жыл бұрын
I clicked this because it said "Comedy". But there was a 2m31s advertisement about right angles and then there was no video! WTF?
@bennettlane5561
@bennettlane5561 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, I wish they would make more of these "Ads"
@kennethsizer6217
@kennethsizer6217 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂👍
@0dious
@0dious 4 жыл бұрын
Brings memories of my old job. They took a whole bit of my soul there.
@LeonardoDeVinci1452
@LeonardoDeVinci1452 5 жыл бұрын
OMG, they had to have gotten this from Google. I was working on a project, and this really happened.
@HeavyMental314
@HeavyMental314 6 жыл бұрын
This series is years late, but man it is good.
@SimonGreen85
@SimonGreen85 6 жыл бұрын
Yay! So happy to see this. I love this humor!
@salouatakarroumt
@salouatakarroumt 6 жыл бұрын
I love these series! You guys should do more of them
@Littlepaw01
@Littlepaw01 6 жыл бұрын
This is so relatable it's scary.
@TheArcNgeL
@TheArcNgeL 6 жыл бұрын
"Left angle" ==> you killed me ^^ !
@tomekhome
@tomekhome 3 жыл бұрын
The scarriest thing is, that those people exist... and they can make you hate even the coolest job.
@redrounin1440
@redrounin1440 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I can keep watching these...they're hurting my soul
@jasongao8296
@jasongao8296 6 жыл бұрын
When that kid that got all C in high school gets the same job as you.
@matt-lang
@matt-lang 3 жыл бұрын
I fully expected him to slam his head into the desk at the end lol
@WillMcDaniel
@WillMcDaniel 6 жыл бұрын
Awesome! So good!
@mr_friday_
@mr_friday_ 6 жыл бұрын
You are really funny guys! I'm from Chile and with your video "the expert" i laughed a lot, keep making these amazing sketchs!
@TheGuilkato
@TheGuilkato 6 жыл бұрын
So painfully true
@j1d22
@j1d22 6 жыл бұрын
very well polished and thought out, you guys deserve more views ;)
@somethingelse823
@somethingelse823 5 жыл бұрын
"We wouldn't be using a left angle, that just wouldn't be RIGHT"
@aminzarei1557
@aminzarei1557 3 жыл бұрын
Every single company has at least one "onTheNerve" guy . -They interrupt you constantly -They schedule useless meetings, 3 times a day and full report since project start -They want u to document a lot of already documented data. ... Then after all they blame you for delay in projects.
@kartikeyb8542
@kartikeyb8542 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely true
@eeka3109
@eeka3109 6 жыл бұрын
This guy needs a new job
@Simqer
@Simqer 6 жыл бұрын
He needs a gun.
@siamsimte168
@siamsimte168 6 жыл бұрын
He needs a bloody bomb. To blow them up during the board meeting
@muralisaripalli164
@muralisaripalli164 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Anderson controls himself from not bashing the stupid skull of Timothy to an ultimate thin chutney at the end of left angle rant
@orabeoni9234
@orabeoni9234 5 жыл бұрын
Something's bottling inside me that want to get out after watching this video. ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! 🤬🤬🤬
@awabqureshi814
@awabqureshi814 4 жыл бұрын
1:04 "isnt it a round number" wait until this guy finds out 90 degrees in radians is pi/2 lmao
@capnskiddies
@capnskiddies 4 жыл бұрын
Or that 90 is, in fact, a round number.
@jaybeebartolome8386
@jaybeebartolome8386 5 жыл бұрын
"Yes, we need a right angle for the project, and I am working on it." "Oh do you know how big the angle is?" "About 90." "That doesn't sound right. I've heard it is 100, 120 or sonething." *Brain cell suicide has risen by 100%
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 5 жыл бұрын
That's 10 out of 10.
@AntiComposite
@AntiComposite 4 жыл бұрын
This is why the French invented the gradian.
@GeeTrieste
@GeeTrieste 4 жыл бұрын
Well, it could be 270.
@jaybeebartolome8386
@jaybeebartolome8386 4 жыл бұрын
@@GeeTrieste LOL
@GeeTrieste
@GeeTrieste 4 жыл бұрын
@Gaboon Viper Well, I guess it wouldn't be as right an angle as 90° :-\
@IKMCDANIEL
@IKMCDANIEL 5 жыл бұрын
Love it! Super funny. Great production. Great acting. Like SNL does Dilbert. More please!
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 5 жыл бұрын
Very happy you enjoyed it!
@owenthomas9752
@owenthomas9752 5 жыл бұрын
I have literally been having a conversation with one client on why they can not achieve 70% by combining 47% and 15% for 7 months at this point.
@bscutajar
@bscutajar 4 жыл бұрын
You can. If you increase something by 47% and you increase it again by 15% you get roughly 70% increase over the original. Are you sure you were understanding the client correctly?
@SoloStudiosOfficial
@SoloStudiosOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
1.47 * 1.15 = 1.6905 A 47% increase followed by a 15% increase is a 70% increase (almost)
@KAZVorpal
@KAZVorpal 7 ай бұрын
This is how actual corporate bureaucracy works. Or, more precisely, fails to work.
@theCrow233
@theCrow233 6 жыл бұрын
This got me really frustrated for some reason..
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
What could it be?
@asylkz
@asylkz 6 жыл бұрын
truth hurts
@sophoanreakkov1345
@sophoanreakkov1345 3 жыл бұрын
They are best actors and actresses and with best script:) can't wait for more.
@MySickstring
@MySickstring 4 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate depiction of my newly appointed snowflake “boss” that has ever been envisioned. Thank you for showing me that it is not just me dealing with these idiots.
@krabkit
@krabkit 6 жыл бұрын
another episode in only a week? you spoil us
@Drakefyre
@Drakefyre 6 жыл бұрын
I can see how much this has aged him...
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
Haha :)
@hariharasudhan4998
@hariharasudhan4998 6 жыл бұрын
Anderson is acting very well. IT employees surely love your short film episodes. Very interesting. Make more videos like this.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
have you seen the other 2 episodes?
@hariharasudhan4998
@hariharasudhan4998 6 жыл бұрын
Saw all 3 episodes need more episodes.
@olawaleipadeola7916
@olawaleipadeola7916 6 жыл бұрын
I’ll personally ensure you won’t be using any left angles for this project.
@MahyLune
@MahyLune 4 жыл бұрын
Oh come on! You're the king! Just say ok and let them be! I've had many experiences with people like these and just... dont give them credit! In the end they like whatever you made. Great clip ❤
@DanielH
@DanielH 5 жыл бұрын
When you work with people like this you need to quit right away.
@BlunderMunchkin
@BlunderMunchkin 4 жыл бұрын
Difficulty: need to get another job first. Second difficulty: will find another idiot manager at the new job.
@ramonurzi3447
@ramonurzi3447 5 жыл бұрын
Very, very, veeery good. Perfect, dudes, this is so freakin realistic.
@TerjeMathisen
@TerjeMathisen 4 жыл бұрын
"An expert is an ordinary man far away from home." alternatively "An expert is someone who used to be a pert."
@strohkoenig
@strohkoenig 2 жыл бұрын
"Hell wasn't real until we made it." ~Shen (Axolotl facts)
@tapiooftapiola517
@tapiooftapiola517 6 жыл бұрын
What angle is a ca..tten? Right or left or 90?
@darylist
@darylist 6 жыл бұрын
I need more of these. Please. They speak to me.
@LaurisB
@LaurisB 6 жыл бұрын
Check back later today!
@XyBeatZHipHopInstrumentals
@XyBeatZHipHopInstrumentals 5 жыл бұрын
That is exactly how stupid people sound to engineers 😜😜
@XyBeatZHipHopInstrumentals
@XyBeatZHipHopInstrumentals 4 жыл бұрын
@*L*i*z*z*z*z*z*z*z*z*z*z well I do not claim to be smarter than any of them but I mean in general. This is how non educated people sound to an engineer when they propose solutions that violate basic logic and physics rules to problems that they do not have the slightest clue.. And the problem is that these people are the ones that actually think that the engineer is not smart enough and can not see the bigger picture 😜.
@shaolinsoccerisadecentmovi7232
@shaolinsoccerisadecentmovi7232 2 жыл бұрын
@@XyBeatZHipHopInstrumentals I am pretty sure 99 out of 100 people know what a fucking right angle is ....
@laurencemoroney655
@laurencemoroney655 6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. Lauris -- you made my day!
@gicking3898
@gicking3898 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the USA in 2020. The intelligent ones are fighting a losing battle against loud, stupid ones who, as per Dunning Kruger Effect, think that they're clever and right. "I need a haircut!" Indeed.
@rajanlad
@rajanlad 4 жыл бұрын
Soon all the World
@DerNesor
@DerNesor 2 жыл бұрын
It feels like some kind of hell but it is actually real and happening every day.
@Iamtheonedontweighaton
@Iamtheonedontweighaton 4 жыл бұрын
Me when I show my parents for the 999th time how to save a file on a USB pen
@GooogleGoglee
@GooogleGoglee 4 ай бұрын
@ 2:00 is when he called in sick for the day.
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