The First Guy To Ever Get Fired

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[@RyanGeorge]

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[@Personthatexists]

no

[@priscillaj705]

Second

[@lcajueiro]

hi

[@sqirsh6524]

Banana

[@oakeyCVDH]

Berd

[@KoshVader]

Fortunately he was able to get a good job in the company that comes up with names for stuff.

[@Vonononie]

Severance was a good word, he is talented

[@nathanfrancis9376]

He mentioned lubricants This is Creepy Perv Guy's origin story

[@johnh8546]

Well, we here at The Place Where Names for Things are Decided have enjoyed his work. His name for the gardening implement the hoe, and the screwdriver was really top-notch.

[@walkinmn]

​@@nathanfrancis9376what? you don't use lubricants? There's always time for lubricants you know

[@q45ij54q]

@@nathanfrancis9376 His severance package was the hat.

[@BurntMemories]

I love that Ryan will never run out of material because humanity is completely freaking insane

[@johnathanholmes1297]

No. Insane is a statement. Humanity are f*cking stupid!

[@adlad1563]

Coming up with ideas is incredibly easy, almost not an unconvenience

[@IamZeus1100]

Ryan’s just got that rare gift of actually being good at observational comedy

[@jamiecharlton9961]

Only way this comment would've been better if u had went with "fucking" instead of "freaking". But yeah, nah pretty spot on, good job.

[@bibibirdie]

Coming up with ideas is super easy! Barely an inconvenience!

[@sleepycatverysleepy]

As an alien I would like to thank Ryan for the best "how to human" lessons ever

[@nappa1413]

I love how respected the act of finding good names is in this universe

[@anthonyschlott916]

It is not an act it is an artform. You are either really good at it or not and there are no classes that teach it. This guy clearly has the gift

[@nappa1413]

@@anthonyschlott916 not everyone can be the Picasso of finding names😔

[@SpideyWarsStudios]

Can't believe Ryan made a whole sketch about his own origin story

[@somerandolad]

The Ryanverse is ever expanding.

[@sotpourri]

😂😂

[@demonraven234]

So... Ryan came to us, because two people through him out of a window? Nice, I guess...

[@ChrisSmith-po3di]

Even the lubricants?

[@iodinev]

​@@ChrisSmith-po3diESPECIALLY the lubricants

[@nhmooytis7058]

As long as Producer Guy doesn’t fire Screenwriter Guy we’re all good.😅

[@jamielondon6436]

He can't get fired, he's union. ;-)

[@Kasino80]

And he's on strike at the moment

[@theinsurance2450]

​​@@Kasino80yan should totally do a episode where it is just producer guy talking about the movie with screenwriter guy outside protesting. Like this time it producer guy coming up with terrible movie idea while telling screen writer guy. Producer guy thinks he can make movies on his own. But the idea is so bad. It makes screen writer want to come back to avoid it

[@TheHeston83]

now the Actor Guy

[@garrettkeithr]

@@theinsurance2450so a pitch meeting about season 3 of Prison Break?

[@Warri0rLink]

It’s always impressive to me how far human civilization gets in the Ryan-verse before many basic words and interactions ever come into play. 😂 Great series! 👍

[@Turbojake252]

As someone who has just been fired this week, this was needed ❤

[@prashance1]

Mee too

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

What'd you get fired for?

[@user-vi4xy1jw7e]

​@@prashance1I'm sorry. Why?

[@prashance1]

@@user-vi4xy1jw7e Thanks for asking. My employers company was split into two entities. With less staff at each entity they no longer needed a practice manager at either company.

[@2001DavidBowman]

​@@prashance1that sucks

[@salembn1176]

"mr Boss" "please call me Hugo" Sneaky joke there Ryan lmao

[@rosemaryflame6863]

I was looking for this comment!

[@kaleenar963]

Can someone explain it I don’t get it

[@davesunhammer4218]

@@kaleenar963 Google Hugo Boss

[@theoriginalshew]

@@kaleenar963 Hugo Boss is a company that sells things to wear

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Hugo Boss was a fashion designer. His name lives on through his company.

[@stanley9868]

When you think about it, "human resources" is a really good way of showing how much companies objectify people. Like "ah yes, he's Jeremy, that's a very useful RESOURCE"

[@jdotoz]

I was, until recently, the manager of a small portfolio of projects, and I refused to use that language for just that reason.

[@Macrochenia]

It used to be called the personnel department. Changing the name to human resources really showed off the way corporations actually care about their employees.

[@jukkininth4837]

resource by google definition, is , shortly, "an asset in order to function effectively" .. and asset is not limited to material only thou.. so it just you vs yourself on what you want to feel/define HR.

[@BritishTrainspotting]

@@jukkininth4837 yeah I'm a person and not just a thing that does stuff. My work should be valued

[@goodgame3374]

That's being too sensitive. In our professional capacity people are resources to apply to a task or problem. It doesn't denigrate the person because it's about the business application, not the whole of the person. Nobody gets offended by being referred to as a "date" for the same reason.

[@StealthyDead]

The sad reality is companies would MUCH rather throw you out a window than pay severance

[@evergreatest7644]

1:10 "We stop giving the money to you" "I don't get it" "Yes, precisely"

[@billc7480]

"You're...canned. We're canning you." "Canning me?! But I'm not food! Who's eating me??" That would've been a fun one too. Lol

[@user-gf5rv6wv8f]

Mumums

[@dylanwalsh8458]

You’ve let me go? I didn’t know you had a hold of me but okay pffft

[@AvatarOfGames]

"You're being sacked. Now take a hike" "Audible confusion"

[@Jordan-vc4cn]

"You're um... Being terminated!" "Oh, my God, like that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?! "Yeah!" "Ohhhh no!" "But not YOU, just your services." "You're gonna do a murder on my services and leave me alive?" "Kinda, yeah, but 'doing a murder' seems a little- You know, how have we made a movie about a killer robot from the future before we made a name for this particular situation we're in?!"

[@dawnfire82]

That 'human lunch break' thing got my imagination going. So, you know. Canned human.

[@badunkle100]

I love how it appears that none of them realise that you can raise office chairs 😂

[@spacekettle2478]

It hasn't been invented yet in the Ryanverse, this is actually the origin story of the would be inventor.

[@brucebaker810]

First Guy to figure that out... Immediately grows dommier mustache.

[@panda4247]

Do I smell another video where he'll ask for a raise and they'll raise his chair?

[@denniseldridge2936]

The next video will be "The First Person To Raise an Office Chair"

[@jvhuggard]

They’re not wearing any pants.

[@kingfunny5016]

Based on the Ryanverse, this implies Frank's full name would be "Frank Human Resource"

[@jmanj3917]

0:42 ...such as house and food... Lmao

[@Dra3oon]

I’m sure he can get a solid position at the naming things department, he’s sure good at that.

[@amandapanda5087]

Me too

[@moonl1314]

cookie clicker

[@donnat.granados6692]

I would pay real money to see a movie you write and star in preferably in several roles. Best comedic content I’ve seen in several years. Keep up the good work!

[@uglen7420]

thanks for clarifying it's real money and not monopoly money

[@sdrawkcab_emanresu]

How is there no "The first guy to ever use money"?

[@tdurran]

@@sdrawkcab_emanresu How is there no "The first guy to be "The first guy"?" - An origin story!

[@RS-ls7mm]

Kind of like Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove

[@projekttaku1]

@@sdrawkcab_emanresu He kind of did that with the human sacrifice call center vid.

[@Jaster_Mereel]

0:09 that took me a second watch to get. Nice one!

[@Nillawafersaregood]

No matter how many videos Ryan makes, his content will never get stale.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

No matter how much dough Ryan makes, his bread will never get stale.

[@DJPJ.]

No matter how many ghosts Ryan sees he'll never get pale.

[@emmanuelokoye1575]

@@DJPJ. No matter how many crimes Ryan commits, he'll never go to jail.

[@Alec0124]

you missed the punch line, you were supposed to say "never run out of material because humanity is completely freaking insane" Because somehow that's related to this video we decided.

[@LuisSierra42]

bot

[@lukepitts2496]

2:48 "Would defenestrating this employee be difficult?" "Actually no, super easy barely an inconvenience"

[@dragonkidd1644]

Defenestration is such a funny word since we have a word for that but not the day after tomorrow

[@lukepitts2496]

@@dragonkidd1644 Blame the Czechs for that one, for some reason they have a kink for throwing people in positions of power out of the window, leading to the word being coined in the first place. Also, I'm in favor of the word overmorrow returning to common use, it'd be quite handy.

[@RegnumHungariae]

​@@dragonkidd1644overmorrow

[@AndrewLemmings]

I love how Ryan makes fun of the world and human beings and our reality in the most sarcastic and also most blunt way imaginable lmao he’s seriously gold, we gotta keep him safe from this terrible world!

[@Feuerex]

0:51 I love the response and also the little giggle that goes along with it.

[@TheBasementChannel]

Can’t believe he got fired when he was so good at naming things

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@sambathelionking That was privatised?

[@lukelcs8934]

@@davidwuhrer6704 What isn't?

[@my3dviews]

I think that "fried" would be a better name than "fired" for losing your job. 😂

[@valeriafontoura8850]

Fried is what will happens if you happen to be covered in oil, whilst being fired. Otherwise you’re can be cooked, or baked if there’s some green on your pocketses, or even toasted, if you’re some kind of bread.

[@my3dviews]

@@valeriafontoura8850 So, it depends on your job? Like if you work as a mechanic and and are covered in oil, you get fried? 🤔 What about roasted? What job would you get roasted from?

[@rvog6584]

​@@my3dviewsif u work @ Kenny Roger's Roasters, duh. :-)

[@cynthash100]

@@valeriafontoura8850 Fried is what happens when you smoke weed.

[@TacticalBodywash]

@@cynthash100and fired is what happens when you fail the random drug test

[@RyanLeeW]

Practically half of Ryan's videos are now ads. And I have absolutely no objections to that.

[@mirramirraonthewall]

“We’re downsizing the company.” “Oh, how small are you planning on making the building?” “No, I mean you’re getting axed.” “You’re gonna put an ax in me? Can I at least pick where the ax goes?”

[@skywatcher1082]

2:02 *”Please Stop Showing up here”* As someone who lost a Job because they didn’t wanna renew my contract, I FELT THAT 🤣

[@Grasslander]

So you have now proceeded from calling people you know "they," even though you know when it's a man or a woman, to even calling YOURSELF "they". Talk about media controlled. I'd like to explain first of all that "they" is several people, not one, but I'm afraid you're just gonna say "no, the media declared that they'd use the word wrong so I'll throw out all independent thinking and obey them."

[@thespiderranger]

0:20 human lunch break☠️

[@naamloos1031]

Yeah I got fired from Lidl Supermarkets after working there for 5 days because the asshole manager “didn’t want to put energy in training me”… I lost a job I liked doing because management was too lazy… it was my first time working in a supermarket and that was unacceptable and I got my paycheck like 2 months later which is stupid. Also other reasons why I was fired were “I was keeping my own water bottle on me” (to stay hydrated cus it was 30 degrees Celsius that day and the week before I lost my voice due to not drinking enough water on the job but the manager just “didn’t like it and it got stuck in his head”…) “I asked in a work group chat if it’s okay to wear shorts” (I have never worked in a supermarket so he just sort of laughed at me and said it’s common knowledge for people who work at supermarkets to not wear shorts… the training program on the computer was going over the uniform specifically and didn’t mention regular pants or shorts. Just no flip flops or sandals. “I asked again in a work related group chat f9r a work related thing which was asking if I could switch shifts because I had a wedding next week”…. (Do I even need to explain this one?) So basically, I got fired because I asked 2 questions, stayed hydrated and because the manager was too busy jerking off in his office that he didn’t have time to train a new employee… I fucking hate big company managers with a burning passion.

[@Jarakin]

"Cucumbers, bananas, eggplants, verious kinds of lubricants" ... Alright then.

[@GeneDarrTV]

The lubricants, the window thing... top tier content as always! 😂

[@what_s_that_question_mark]

Did you notice that lubricants came after the mention of eggplants? lol

[@Sunless1337]

​@@what_s_that_question_markand cucumbers+bananas. 😂

[@jimmym3352]

Wait, don't people just get that through Amazon. I don't want to be seen buying gallons of lubricant.

[@sonicdml4175]

@@jimmym3352 Amazon is definitly tracking what you buy, to help its algorithm.

[@clark9992]

​@@what_s_that_question_markSo, human lubricants?

[@StephanieJeanne]

Wow, he got fired and invented "severance." He shoulda got a prize before they tossed him out the window, at least.😂

[@brucebaker810]

They give him a cheque. They sever his...tie? Achilles tendons? Then they do the window thing.

[@CreeperCat0407]

He'd prefer to have a parachute as his prize if he's still getting thrown out the window.

[@phoenixomega3641]

​@@CreeperCat0407 and he wanted it golden

[@TheCoolMT60]

“Great! My human lunch break starts in about 5 minutes” 💀

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

"The first person to create a word" I thought of that earlier today, and I'm curious to see how he would do it

[@RamenDenominator]

HR's primary purpose is to protect the company from lawsuits. Open secret.

[@KennethThaarup]

I think you're thinking of the legal departement...

[@RamenDenominator]

@KennethThaarup Legal is there to make sure that when the company ends up in a legal dispute, they come out on top. Usually they are balls deep in contract negotiations. HR and Loss Prevention are all about keeping personal drama from turning into expensive judgments against the company.

[@boooster101]

@@RamenDenominatorAnd never ever forget; HR works for the company so they will help you with issues with coworkers but if you got any issue with the company itself, they are your worst enemy.

[@RamenDenominator]

@boooster101 In most cases, when there's an issue among employees, large companies will want them all gone. HR will tread lightly to avoid a wrongful termination suit, but anything remotely justifiable will be used to terminate and/or transfer perpetrators and victims alike.

[@lucio-ohs8828]

i have a theory that the "first guy" videos take place in separate universes where almost everything except the video subject has already happened and everyone knows about it, thats why they're always in a modern functioning world in every video. the Ryan George cinematic universe

[@J1nX227]

me and my family love watching you!

[@theporgrevolution2820]

Quality comedy like always, Ryan. The cardboard box bit was hilarious

[@WaterShowsProd]

Made me think of Dominic Cummings.

[@TheAnomaly330]

Ryan is one of the few creators I'll actually watch the ads

[@andrewj1754]

I don’t mind Daniel Thrasher’s ads too actually

[@shi8651]

Viva la dirt league too!

[@mikew9289]

Harry Mack's ads are also very entertaining. (Freestyle rap)

[@howmuchdidyoupay]

ad on any other video: SKIP! ad on a RG vid: oooh! more adstronaut lore! i hope the alien is in this one! oh, i missed a bit, lemme rewind!

[@enderduck4253]

Ikr, I'm actually disappointed when there's no ad lol. When there is, it's like two skits for the price of one!

[@racingfuel28]

“We’re firing you.” “From a cannon?!?!?”🤣🤣🤣

[@viktorrietveld]

You could do a sketch about writers and actors striking which is causing the vfx industry to panic and firing tons of people

[@coolnerdlll6053]

I can't be the only one who thought of The Emperor's New Groove when Boss Ryan was trying to settle on a term to use. "You're being let go, your department's being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option. Take your pick."

[@bobiboulon]

2:39 Wait, you're gonna give him _the_ Blade Of Darkness? But I though this whole "Severance" thing was a make-believe game for the computers!

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

On that day they couldn't come up with a name for firing someone but they came up with a word for throwing someone out of a window and it was defenestration a word which can also mean to dismiss someone from a job...

[@zoekrishel6677]

“More about them at the end of the sketch” usually means i will just skip to the next video, but i actually enjoy watching the ADstronaut!! Thanks Ryan

[@mason96575]

You're the ONLY KZbinr I actually watch the ads of. I do hope they compensate you accordingly... I'm sure I'm not the only one who doesn't skip your ads

[@oscarg9140]

Right? Some really good gags are in the ads, makes it worth watching all the way through.

[@treefrogg]

absolutely! i love the ad-stronaut lol

[@SSJfraz]

I was doing money tasks for a building full of people for less than 6 months before I was fired. I can definitely vouch for the window thing, it benefited the money for services people greatly.

[@brucebaker810]

So you're saying they did the window thing to you? Are you, at present, alive? Should we consider, maybe, putting them in a room?

[@SSJfraz]

@@brucebaker810 I'm still alive. Just in a tremendous amount of pain. Yes, please, put them in a room so they can't do this again. Preferably a room with no glass rectangles on the walls. Perhaps they can put something else in the way to prevent them from doing the window thing to themselves while in the room.

[@brucebaker810]

@@SSJfraz agreed. No windows in their rooms. A guy in a wig and a VERY large mustache might decide we're gonna do the window thing to them. But they have to wait. And can't jump the gun...window...endy thing themselves.

[@Grasslander]

"Cucumbers, bananas, eggplants, different kinds of lubricants...." Wait, what?

[@inspectorbutters166]

Employee guy was really good at coming up with that last word. Maybe he could find gainful employment at the Place Where Words for Things are Decided

[@the_burning_barrel]

This is a great segue into the first guy to use defenestration.

[@MudSluggerBP]

Nothing wrong with a little defenestration 😂

[@Dragonlover553]

This, on the other hand, seems like a lot of defenestration. 😂

[@adammitchell6884]

Next video “First Guy to Ever be Defenestrated” followed by “Second Guy to Ever be Defenestrated”

[@screwyourhandle]

When I was a kid, we had something called the Bush defenestration. Sure enough, about eight months after it started, there were a lot of New Yorkers falling out of windows.

[@hamchurger4566]

Ooo hooo haugh haugh huhhhh your not allowed to say that oooooo boy your going to be in trouuuubbbbbllllllee

[@lanettelambert2994]

“We’ve collectively decided you’re useless” is another good way of putting it

[@Agooo13431]

This needs a sequel entitled "he's no longer with us"

[@cloakx3640]

"Mr. Boss." "Please, call me Hugo." Beautiful.

[@TheElbowMerchant]

"Different types of lubricants" got me good.

[@cgc458]

I love how you deliver on the content first then do the ad (transparency: I usually don’t watch the ad 😅)

[@glorywr]

I've been part of the TB posse my entire career... I work behavioral health, mostly detox where you find a lot of TB patients. I ran the TB program at my last facility. I'm so happy you're bringing attention to TB, a disease that kills so many people in the US and the world.

[@vonwux]

Also the first guy to ever get defenestrated - two for one!

[@Aware_Bear]

The HR department's job is to protect company interest. Not to protect you.

[@KaleRylan]

EVERY department's job is to protect the company's interest rather than you. You can have the nicest manager in the world and at the end of the day, you as an employee are a problem. You're part of the expense column, and if they can figure out a way to keep your position productive while making you less expensive, company profits increase. Yay for an economic system that makes the existence of humans a problem that needs to be overcome.

[@davidwuhrer6704]

@@KaleRylan It's more complicated than that. Synergy effects and other things tend to make it so that you can do more with fewer employees over time, until the market is saturated, at which point you can either find or create new markets to saturate, or let people go. There are two problems with the latter: Unpaid ex-employees tend to buy less stuff on account of them having konkoney to do so, which means the demand side of the market shrinks even further, driving a vicious cycle. The other problem is that people who aren't employed find other uses for their time, like pro-active wealth distribution, creating alternative ways of distributing resources, or revolutionising politics. Sometimes all three at once. Which means keeping people busy is more important that the work getting done. Even more important than the work getting done effectively or cheaply. Fortunately, creating jobs is super easy: Just outsource them. This way, managing the employees is someone else's problem, and you can tell yourself that you are saving money by sharing the resources with other companies. Instead, You hire people whose job is toansge the outsourced work and the relationships with the companies that you outsourced the work to, while still paying for the same work. More, actually, because everytime the company you outsourced the job to cycles its employees you have to train them again for doing the work specific to your company. But in the saldo column, those outsourced job workers can be paid substantially less, and even if they end up having monopoly on knowing how stuff works at your company they won't occupy valuable management positions. You will merely be forced to renew the contract with their company, potentially at a higher price. What I'm getting at is that protecting the company's interests is not actually about increasing profits. Profits are the shareholder's interests, and nothing is more profitable than gutting a company, stripping it of all assets and selling the dead remains. For a company to stay healthy it is better to reinvest its revenue.

[@arghyadeepchakraborty9056]

"We are firing you" "From a canyon?"😂😂😂😂 Best line

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

Fun Fact: Throwing someone out of a window is known as Defenestration

[@thomasgatley624]

Ah yes defenestration, the favourite pastime of people from Prague. (Search up the three defenestrations of Prague)

[@communist_oranges]

​@@thomasgatley624 puppet history?

[@SMPTEColorBars]

0:49 🤣😂🤣

[@frogsalesman]

The fired Ryan spending money on many different lubricants has a whole lot of scary implications

[@RednocNivert]

It’s so they can’t grab him to throw him out the window

[@skylanniusTPR]

He also bought a lot of phallic shaped vegetables and fruits

[@SaItogaming202]

i was expecting him to get re hired into the guys who name things department from those other videos after he came up with severance

[@Apedragon92]

We can call that window thing 'defenestration'

[@davidcornell4463]

Wow, they threw him out the window so hard he ended up in space in a convenient suit.

[@aurthurpendragon1015]

1:40 I think Ryan's comedy is getting better. This segment had my dying with laughter. "We're firing you." "From a canon!?" "You're gonna set me on fire?" "Are you gonna drop me out the window?"

[@renworthington1076]

I mean the fired joke is from the pilot of Futurama in 1999

[@TwinDagger]

You misspelled cannon, and now I'm thinking of Ryan George flying out of a giant camera

[@Issidian]

"We are sacking you" "You're putting me in a sack!?"

[@Antares2]

"My human lunch break" is definitely going into my vocabulary!

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

They invented termination. severance - and blackmail - all in the same afternoon. 🤣🤣

[@seantds619]

0:26 HR sounds good to me

[@dgirl786]

Getting fired is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@BenDank]

Only the aftermath is super difficult, very much an inconvenience.

[@Earthstar_Review]

It's a little more effort to set their house on fire, like they did in the olden days, but quite satisfying.

[@derekmaffett8099]

This comment is why I always browse through the comments after watching... 😂

[@martinfiedler4317]

Am very disappointed, he did not make a back-flip, snapped HR-guys neck and saved the day 😭

[@RossM3838]

Wow wow wow

[@CeriseandLimeStudios]

“We are *unhiring* you”

[@tatooinestar]

I think the window option sounds far more cost effective, must recommend this to HR! Interestingly, I believe that the origins of being 'Fired' and being 'Sacked' from your job are similar. Back in the days of most jobs being skilled/manual and requiring you to own all your own tools, being 'Sacked' was a less severe punishment, as you could leave with your tools in your sack and therefore likely get another job in the same trade somewhere else. Whereas, being 'Fired' meant that your employer would burn your tools, meaning without work and without the means to buy new tools you were unlikely to be able to return to that trade. This was basically the equivalent of saying "I'll see that you never work in this industry again!".

[@brianhenry7348]

Absolutely love that the final scent which people have complemented you on and makes you feel your _B.O._ days are over is made by 'HOUSE OF _BO_ ' 😂

[@SamM6599]

Boss Guy: Severance sounds pretty fair. Also Boss Guy: Let's throw him out the window Me: That went south so fast!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheBuddhaPrime]

fun fact the term being fired comes from the fact that if you were fired your belongings would be burnt however if you got sacked you were aloud to keep your belongings

[@Mmu12059]

Imagine if they’d actually gone with “defenestrated” instead of “fired”

[@aliphim]

"We'll be good, arguably a lot better".. this was said so casually but that's what made it the best line in this skit.

[@btuckervideos4705]

Ryan certainly stopped getting money from someone after being thrown out a window

[@myscreen2urs]

Well if he survives, he can be the first person to sue for damages and get a ton of money🤔

[@makarabaduk1754]

And then he dropped out the window, snapped his neck and saved the boss's money.

[@JonathonFyck]

The two guys after tossing him out the window “Well that window option was super easy, barely an inconvenience”

[@pphg5625]

(Later) Policeman: Hi hello I'm the fuzz, we found out you threw a person out the window and now he doesn't move or breathe and we don't like that we decided, put your hands in these metal circle things that are chained together so that I can take you to a room with bars HR guy: Oh that's neat I like bars, do they have tequila? Policeman: No these are the metal kind of bars that stop you from leaving because you're not allowed to do that we decided

[@lbell1703]

This video's "last second head turner" was funny af. "You grab his arms. I'll grab his legs." Such a "Why not?" attitude.

[@lefterisatheras5918]

-Mr Boss -Please call me Hugo 😂😂😂😂😂 First line and I am already rofling 😂😂😂

[@poiuytrewq1553]

Ryan on his honeymoon: I better think of video ideas for when I get back Wife: or what you'll get fired from your own channel? Ryan: 💡

[@CaptainCat101]

Ryan George is the first person to make anything funny

[@timgorg1919]

0:21 Ryan George on his channel: "That's like saying I'll go to my human lunch break" Pitch Meeting Ryan, 1978: "Except if you want to give them some of your 1970s money" Ryan Ryan, again, 1996: "It's the 90s"

[@miriamweller812]

"That souns like something an alien would say." "LIIIIIIES!!!!"

[@Coolbowser829]

I remember I used to think that firing meant someone being on fire, so I can relate, even though I've never had a job....

[@Anthony_E_D]

Being the first ever person to be fired isn’t tight

[@ieatpeopleand]

Extremely difficult, a huge inconvenience.😎

[@elishuster5943]

Whoops he got fired! Whoopsie!

[@peterwilkins7013]

But firing someone is tight.

[@Anthony_E_D]

@@peterwilkins7013 that’s true whoops Woopsie

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Being fired isn't tight, but money can be when you're fired.

[@Khaotic_Reign]

Hahaha, “You’re gonna set me on fire, what is going on?”😂

[@mustang607]

At the end, if they pull hard enough they can give him severance.

[@MrPartisanhack]

1:28 no that's defenestration, which is a politically motivated thing that occurred infrequently in the Holy Roman Empire.

[@JordanFountain003]

... a bit ago I was let go from a job I worked at for 10 years!! Turns out they couldn't "let me go" so they got a lawyer and during the meeting (that was much like this one) they had to give me 4 full cheques and we went "different directions" So yea "Give me money now!!" Was said.

[@user-jy3zl2vp4b]

In the States, only higher ups get severance packages. The peasants get nothing but the cardboard boxes.

[@king_rai]

They really wanted to keep that money

[@flippert0]

The guy invented word 'severance" and still got fired?

[@elishuster5943]

You're the best Ryan! Keep up the great work! :)

[@robertbeisert3315]

As someone who has been let go, they had big men in nice clothes grab me rather tightly for no reason and make me sadly go to the elevator. They then let me go, and later they just sort of mailed me the box of my desk things.

[@tonydataiga]

"Human resources, can you help me out here?" Human Resources: "No"

[@Jack-ec4mv]

First guy to use the toilet First guy to use Knives and Forks/spoons First guy to brush his teeth First guy to sing First guy to canon ball into a pool