The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin

[@RyanGeorge]

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[@darkpicture3]

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[@odil7583]

Hi

[@lGNITED]

Wow

[@abigailkievit5723]

Hi

[@LowTierMarston]

Nice

[@X24Paradox]

The fact that guy was so casual about getting out of the engagement was hilarious

[@nolanloughlin1793]

Reminds of that Monty Python sketch.

[@somerandolad]

Everyone's casual in the Ryanverse!

[@aricadelgado7095]

I know right 😆🤣

[@aricadelgado7095]

@@somerandolad yup wach Ryan in the ryanverse of madness now in theaters

[@darshil2317]

amogus

[@dezh6345]

I like how the officer just hangs up like, "call us back if he murders you."

[@glxbe]

doesn't wanna risk the pretty cool hat

[@boooster101]

"A maniac on drugs is trying to break down your door? Oh sure. We'll try to have an officer come to you in the next ... let's say .... fifty minutes? sixty minutes tops. Save you? Man, that's going to be tight. But he sure will identify you and note that this guy wasn't allowed to do that. And he will mildly investigate it. Like look under a cupboard once and make a photo."

[@aidenlikesgreninja526]

@Ezra Cohen Its spam, commenting makes the algorithm send more. In the future just don't respond. (:

[@creativedesignation7880]

@@AxxLAfriku So nice to see you here, I was just on my way to look for the comments of another spammer to report them, well, two birds with one stone.

[@user-ly9st8ng3r]

Когда убьют, тогда и приходите)

[@StormflameMW]

Someone should tell black shirt guy that, if he does a murder on someone, he'll be put in a room, where he can't leave.

[@antimatter4444]

that is deep into the RG mythos man...nice!

[@qwintur349]

I was honestly hoping the talk with the police would have run a little longer to include something like that. Or asking the captain if its ok to do a murder if they are paid to do it. I definitely don't want to be put in a rectangle with walls that I cant leave for a long time though. That's too much like work

[@mustafam1792]

*which

[@Someone-dy5ui]

Hey, black shirt guy, if you do a murder on me, I will put you in a room, where you can't leave, ok?

[@lovrebrnas7394]

@@mustafam1792 hm?

[@uberguby8513]

I love how "down for whatever" the ryans in this universe are. "I'm actually already engaged, I GUESS I could see if I could get out of it though?"

[@MSd-er5zj]

Nah, that’s just being Canadian.

[@Ty-vj4wg]

Majora’s Mask, nice.

[@brighterthansunshine4355]

Him being willing to talk to his partner about breaking off their engagement just because some stranger proposed to him made me wonder if he should be getting married in the first place!

[@altsjd6468]

So true.

[@MicukoFelton]

Well, they all look the same.

[@ludoviajante]

KZbin finally got it right when it randomly recommend this guy to me. I really like this channel, I decided. Much love from Brazil!

[@jybler007]

Brazil

[@rodrigorodriguesdelgado.9674]

outro brazuca.

[@I_need_a_repair]

@@jybler007 Brazil

[@nerd8502]

não esperava ver você aqui kkkkkk

[@eduardomunhoz1581]

ele tem uma serie na screen rant q se chama "pitch meeting", é mt boa tb

[@Scythian046]

That line delivery of "have you tried wishing?" is comedic gold

[@MusicalJackknife]

I just looked through quite a few videos just to find it because I still keep thinking of that line :D

[@Chipotleadvisory]

This was the most Canadian assassination I’ve ever seen, just so polite.

[@RGC_animation]

"Like you see, I'm gonna do a backflip and snap your neck." "Understandable! Have a nice day!"

[@pamalawashington8423]

😂😂😂

[@joeyjojojr.shabalou174]

Why does everyone think Canadians are so nice? Im Canadian and I haven’t met a Canadian super nice in my 12 year old life

[@Chipotleadvisory]

@Vivian Lenton that even in murder Canadians are polite?

[@joeyjojojr.shabalou174]

@@cymes82 no I’m a bitch

[@ShortHax]

I was waiting for him to explain why assassins climb walls, ignoring the ladder or staircase 2 feet away

[@helloianimate]

I can’t believe you.. how dare expect that from our master.

[@MrSamBerrett1]

Damnit Ezio, use the ladder!

[@milktea6676]

Because it’s fun

[@josep754]

Nothing is true, that means stairs are a hoax

[@KnellMortem]

“That’s a tiny sword on your arm.” “Yes, that is a tiny sword on my arm.” “You could really hurt someone with that tiny sword.” “Well yeah, that’s the idea.”

[@EliteFiveJon]

Ryan: I'd like him to go sleep with the fishes. Ryan: The water is cold and wet, he might not like that. Also, I think he is engaged but I will still ask if he is into that kinda thing.

[@Calm_Cookie]

and I'm quite sure he doesn't really like breathing underwater, would he be with only his nose out of the water the whole time? would he need to wake up and breath every three minutes? how wo- how- how would that work?

[@DomiaAbrWyrda]

@@Calm_Cookie Actually, it’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

[@Calm_Cookie]

@@DomiaAbrWyrda OOUH REALLY??

[@elizabethh6046]

I love how calm everyone in the Ryan universe is.

[@Kat-ez4ni]

hi, there hello... i like how nice they are too, I've decided

[@kryptonianguest1903]

In First Guy to Go Swimming, the calmness got quite chilling a couple times.

[@thechevyferrari9559]

It’s like the most innocent and naive civilization ever.

[@jonathanblanton9446]

@@thechevyferrari9559 I think they call that "Canada".

[@hircineshunter5896]

@@jonathanblanton9446 @Elizabeth H. Thank you. I just remembered that, I once heard, Canadians have the highest figures for usage of over the counter anti-depressants. Now I am sad and about to fact check

[@Aidan.w]

"I got a big moustache and ahh.. yah a pretty cool hat" I like how he really needed to think about it before judging how cool his hat was

[@MesaperProductions]

Well, he can't see it, so he's mostly guessing.

[@PotatoSofi]

He does have a pretty cool heat

[@Matt_G824]

There's something so wholesomely Canadian about Ryan's style of humor

[@drugedbug8630]

I don't know if this is a compliment or insult

[@Iris-jw3ci]

i think hes actually caniadian lol

[@alexanderm.635]

@@Iris-jw3ci bruh

[@Iris-jw3ci]

@@alexanderm.635 well he made that video about the Canadian vr simulator & I don't think he's mentioned where he lives in his videos

[@alexanderm.635]

@@Iris-jw3ci he literally has the region set to Canada in his about page, if you Google him it literally says that he's Canadian

[@danieldb631]

He forgot to tell him what happens to the assassin after he's done. "No witnesses, I've decided."

[@San-lh8us]

i see, so then the assassin would have to kill the employer, since he knew about the murder thing

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

@@San-lh8us But for tax purposes, he may want to kill the employer AFTER he gets his Do a Murder W2. 🤣😂🤣

[@GuyjinOnline]

@@San-lh8us No, the employer would have to do a murder on the assassin. After paying him first, of course. Then he would go ahead and rob the assassin since the assassin would probably not need to order takeout food for dinner. Or pay the next month's rent.

[@leyrua]

Okay so in order to not have any witnesses, I need to hire an assassin to kill my assassin. And then I need to hire an assassin to kill that assassin. And then I need to-

[@thomasbender2036]

I thought the first guy to be an assassin would be put in a room by the first guy to have a moustache and cool hat?

[@misseli1]

I love how the first guy is trying to explain what killing is as if it's something that has yet to occur in the Ryanverse, and the second guy is like "oh you mean murder!" and the first guy is like "yeah, that!"

[@WhiskerDooz]

The art of subtlety

[@GossamerGhoul]

I love how pure and innocent all the Ryans are. I like to imagine all these First Guy sketches are part of the same timeline, all happening vaguely contemporaneously, but not everyone hears about all the big discoveries at the same time. Like how Ryan #2 legit thinks Ryan #1 hasn't heard about death yet, or how the police seem to have recently decided on murder being a no-no.

[@karinwirts1671]

The Ryan who wants to have the other Ryan assassinated is wearing the shirt that a Ryan who was the first guy to shoplift stole

[@Ihaveagasmask]

And I’m the first person to be clean they have glasses

[@AdamLacy228]

"Murder on him" is one of the most Ryan George quotes ever.

[@YehoshuaAkalo]

Adam

[@xcodenz]

Adam lacy

[@idonoy661]

Lacy adam

[@AdamLacy228]

I... I don't know what's happening in this thread.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@AdamLacy228 hi Lacy Adam 👋🏿

[@elizabethhachet6107]

"I think if you want to marry him, you're gonna have to be a bit nicer." This man understands why 50% of marriages end in divorce.

[@rokeYouuer]

And 50% end in death.

[@danieldavid3766]

(Actually that's an outdated statistic since divorce rates have been falling for the past thirty years)

[@andrasbiro3007]

@@rokeYouuer But that part is in the contract, which they even both have to verbally confirm in front of many withneses, so everybody got a fair warning.

[@kilsymendez4207]

Exactly.

[@thewymsicalnarrator9047]

I know this is a super weird place to do this but I love Ryan's videos and I'm watching so whatevs. I recently started making Minecraft videos and would really appreciate anyone stopping by and checking them out, maybe giving some feedback. thank you.

[@professorpuddle]

Friend: The worst he can say is "no". Him: "His existence is an inconvenience for me"

[@cymes82]

Hiring an assassin in a world where everyone looks the same is a bit reckless ordeal.

[@FatherTime89]

Also calling someone ugly where everyone looks the same seems a bit counter productive.

[@buddha8204]

Everyone doesn't look the same. Some have big mustaches, and pretty cool hats.

[@lorrispain4125]

Its Tight!

[@kalkuttadrop6371]

Hey, there are also celebrities, the occasional female,the occasional demon child.

[@scarab077]

What are you talking about? They are obviously completely different people.

[@hunterkiller1440]

I was expecting the guy to pay the assassin not to be murdered.

[@luminoustorus548]

Then some extra to murder the original client so he can keep the pre job half _and_ the money the target gave to reverse hit

[@byronsenior6499]

Come to think of it I've never seen that in a story.

[@kennethnwebb]

they decided

[@Venator_X1]

@@byronsenior6499 probably because they are being payed to murder that person which mostly happens not to the person’s knowledge

[@dkisausome]

Imagine an assassin being like "hey, so, here's the thing, I was hired to kill you, but I found out you're actually way richer than the person who hired me so... Maybe we can work something out here..."

[@heroino89]

When the assassin is at court: "Your honor, I had to snap this guy's neck. Turns out he was a bad guy and I needed to save the day!" Judge: "Did you do a backflip? Assassin: "Of course!" Judge: "The story checks out. You're free to go, I decided."

[@Yani.___.]

Why did you decide? Because i decided to dicide.

[@aeontrevornoga2290]

@@Yani.___. and I dicided that i say dicide

[@kristibrown1159]

That works!

[@baldrickthesphereofamusement]

@@aeontrevornoga2290 I decide to add to this conversation, as well as dicide to decide cide dis.

[@akimanzijoseph3410]

Fair enough

[@jkee9760]

"I'm actually engaged but I think I can get out of it." Gold

[@ihcfn]

Bright cellar "We want to sponsor a video" Ryan "Sure it'll be about hiring an assassin" Bright cellar "OK.........wait, what?"

[@CM-pf1xc]

An underrated comment! Gold

[@gypsywoman9140]

He certainly will be needing that wine to either celebrate that guy being un-alive now, or drown his sorrows before the guy with the badge and really cool hat shows up. I imagine arriving to jail drunk would make getting arrested suck less. It might even be fun for an intoxicated person who hasn't been groped in a while. Idk.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

@@gypsywoman9140 Don't forget the big mustache! 😂

[@Liusila]

Hey, so you have a sponsored sketch idea for me?

[@michelguevara151]

@Gyandeep khuntia well , allright then!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Let's appreciate how Ryan's ads are even well thought out and entertaining lol

[@oaxe4757]

first reply on a famous guy

[@Ru1n-3d]

second reply on famous guy

[@rehanplayz8537]

They are thought out so well, for most you don’t think it’s an ad at first

[@andrewhite1178]

How

[@infernus2438]

I still can't get over the fact that I see you everywhere I go which means we watch the same stuff.

[@Ciniqs]

How does Ryan know so much about this? Perhaps he's using his comedy sketches in order to cover up his past?

[@WBV420]

Suspicious...!

[@AG_Speaks]

Excuse me

[@gustbfc3936]

Maybe he was Assassin that kinda life but now he does comedy so he was able to get assassout

[@morishellhole5488]

That statement was a little sus-

[@Lance.Gardenhire]

This is a stupid question. He's OBVIOUSLY hired an assassin before.

[@blankspace178]

Ryan: I want to make him disappear. Ryan: Like a magician? Ryan: Yes, but with an audience of one and you'll have to rent a tiger.

[@dkisausome]

Ohh renting tigers is *tight!*

[@ehteshamkhan6513]

Saying renting tigers is tight is tight!

[@KerryLuckett]

“A murder to be done on him.” It’s just precious.

[@alyzak.8997]

I love Ryan's writing. 'You're gonna do a murder on me?' sounds so much better and funnier than 'You're gonna murder me?'

[@tru3265]

Also, "stop being an alive person". 😂

[@hunterkiller1440]

Sounds like somebody wants to hire an assassin on Cousin Kyle.

[@thedarkjw6219]

Hmmm

[@oliveroates]

Looks like cousin Kyle tried the plane ticket idea but it got out of hand

[@whatthetrend8323]

@hunterkiller1440 HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!

[@MM-ud1xf]

Kyle’s the worst

[@HeismanHerbo]

I’M BAAAAAAACK!

[@jamesfstokes]

The Ryanveres is pretty hilarious with how polite everybody is, even when talking about what is normally bad things like stealing and killing :) I think that is one of the things that I enjoy about these very amusing videos.

[@annalieff-saxby568]

I agree: and "very amusing" is exactly right. There's a charming gentleness about all inhabitants of the Ryanverse. Even if they want you to do a murder on somebody.

[@Narusasu98]

The contrast is hilarious

[@rossadams8934]

I want a deathbattle episode where the Ryanverse goes against another universal entity.

[@vaggos2003]

@@rossadams8934 Well, that's definitely a Death Battle suggestion you don't get to hear every day.

[@drkillbrew6387]

I love how many of these sketches just abruptly end with a Ryan just exasperatedly yelling "OH! My god!"

[@CigarDoug]

Sometimes that is the only way out, he decided.

[@lausdomini7478]

the only part I don't like - violating one of the ten commandments

[@terrie3957]

@@lausdomini7478 you could take him literally instead. Someone had to make the ryanverse

[@Pscyon]

Abruptly ending sketches is tight!

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

@@lausdomini7478 he's saying "my god" though. We don't know who his god is. A god is a thing, doesn't have to have anything to do with the Abrahamic religions. Even if it did, they might not necessarily be a person who follows or believes in those rules. So to them, they're just using a common expression.

[@NekoRyuukiChan]

I too was wondering about how assassins handle reporting their income for tax purposes.

[@theimortal1974]

they report it under life adjustment services.

[@YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999]

I assumed they list themselves as self-employed.

[@izawa9211]

@@theimortal1974 interesting you know that

[@samualjohnson5450]

volunteer work/donations

[@donovanulrich348]

They ether dont live on the grid in the first place, so no tax Or they have casual jobs like any person, and some people know they also do wet work on the side Spys work for governments, assassins are freelancers mostly

[@examination4088]

0:28 "Your existence is super difficult, very much an inconvenience"

[@owensreviews625]

I got to say, if we don’t see the assassin jump over someone and break someone’s neck, I’m going to be very disappointed.

[@theguywithaduck3763]

I’m the only owen

[@Gemini-Lion]

@@theguywithaduck3763 Good for you, Owen.

[@jacobikthechannel6717]

He didnt

[@tobiasgreenhalge6165]

I have some bad news for you buddy

[@themilz3649]

I have some bad news for you

[@takashimizutani1808]

I like how they say "do a murder" like it's the normal way to say it in their universe

[@vuanhuc3582]

you mean it isnt the only way to say the act of making someone not alive? wow, words are incredible

[@YourPhysicsSimulator]

Through action, a Man becomes a Hero Through death, a Hero becomes a Legend Through time, a Legend becomes a Myth And through doing a backflip, snapping the bad guy's neck and saving the day, a Myth becomes a God

[@Lillith.]

If I do a backflip, snapping the bad guy's neck and saving the day do I instantly become a God or do I just become a Hero and get upgraded to God instead of Myth? Or do I have to be dead, wait a long time and then do it, because that is difficult.

[@uncopino]

Ok now I want my 10 seconds back

[@willlliorca7024]

Underrated comment

[@coolnerdlll6053]

God creates backflips. God destroys backflips. God creates Ryan. Ryan destroys God. Ryan creates backflips. Backflips do a murder on Ryan. Adstronaut inherits the Earth.

[@rohangarg2468]

There is an official canon Ryanverse hitman society now. Also ryan seems to know a bit too much about hiring a hitman.

[@igordeoliveirarigon1667]

Hiring a hitman is tight

[@Dunger974]

Step 1: hire the hit man Congratulations you hired the hit man

[@truedetectiveseason1494]

Ryan does murders, I decided.

[@brandonwithnell612]

hiring a hitman is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@josheike3543]

Yeah, he even knows when their workday ends down to the minute

[@grantnatalie8439]

“Well let me ask you something; have you tried ✨wishing✨?” Funniest line I’ve heard in a long while. You best believe I’m stealing that shit

[@wasabiwarabi]

Absolutely! Perfect timing and execution on that one.

[@englishatheart]

You seriously need to get out more if you genuinely think that was the funniest line you've heard in a while.

[@datawave_gd]

@@englishatheart Hey that's his/her opinion alright. Not everything you find the best would mean that they will find it the best either. Hope you understand. Have a good day. Bye

[@bigdave4905]

@Grant Natalie Don't say the wish out loud or it won't come true!

[@Sinnohy]

why do you "✨" it's annoying

[@itsthemaggieshow]

I love how chill everyone’s being about the whole “doing a murder” situation

[@thecomicscoop2737]

"We don't like people doing murders on each other, we decided."

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[@yunantheobserver6841]

"How does that work for tax purposes?" That's what got me dying.

[@scottglanton3547]

Lol dying really

[@NoNameAtAll2]

so he did murder on you already?

[@CandySouvannarangsy3187]

"Oop, it's 5:01; the workday's over" 😂

[@gazerbeam8086]

"I decided "...............best quote eva!!!!!

[@zyrusvito]

"Is it really that hard for you to kill that person-" "Ye-" "-when I'm giving you the valuable paper thing for it?" "No, its super easy barely an inconvenience! I'll do it right away"

[@akshayramesh9642]

It's nice that assassin ryan would try to get out of his marriage for buyer ryan

[@brentsimard977]

I mean his fiancé looks exactly like him so ..

[@trla6505]

@@brentsimard977 I bet he is not the first one to get married that guy got divorced

[@carterschaeffer2141]

I love how polite everyone in this universe is

[@aevalk8369]

A living cousin. Kyle must have been smart enough not to join him on his quest to climb a mountain, unlike cousins Ronald, Michell and at least twenty others.

[@jelita_]

I forget about all his other dead cousins.

[@michelguevara151]

@@jelita_ well ok then!

[@aevalk8369]

@@jelita_ Forgetting is super easy

[@jelita_]

@@aevalk8369 barely an inconvenience 🤣

[@BahamianSpice]

“Well I guess you should avoid him for sure” *That’s not enough for me I decided*

[@fabioguggeri325]

I'm starting to think these videos are great for English learners. Not only they describe in detail different situations with lots of periphrases, but the repetition of words and sentences help listeners reinforce the concepts. It's fun AND educational!

[@jeremiahreynolds7681]

I love how he wears a fake mustache over his real one for the police character although I have to admit it is very commanding

[@potzblitz6577]

That's why informs the caller about it.

[@SirAthiro]

Every time I watch one of these I imagine an entire universe of Ryan's where these conversations are normal and every step in human progress was between two people trying to figure things out.

[@tanmad21]

Thank you for always taking the time to find the perfect actor for each role in each video. Not very many KZbinrs are that meticulous in casting.

[@mrmeowsermoney]

This dialogue is the most "Ryan George" yet

[@PearlBagelUwU]

True

[@ShyGuyDood]

I love how nice everyone is in Ryan’s universe

[@rise4811]

I just don’t understand how all Ryans are so charming. I see a Ryan, I click play and like.

[@SatireGod]

“His existence is inconvenient to me” It’s going to be hard to get rid of this Oh no super easy barely an inconvenience

[@bigdave4905]

Oh really ....??

[@herowithoutcap6369]

@@bigdave4905 Yeah yeah yeah

[@Og_BlueToadFan913]

@@bigdave4905 *Vsauce theme plays*

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

wait, hol up!

[@apocalypticblox2346]

@@herowithoutcap6369 I imagined that in the voice of that one My Singing Monsters guy.

[@rijuchaudhuri]

If everyone in the world was Ryan, it would be the definition of Utopia.

[@mentaya11]

Sounds like you want to do a murder on *everyone*!

[@simeondee8179]

@@user-fs3wg7vo6n bruh

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

And, uh, how would the next generation of Ryans be produced? Also, wouldn't such a world by definition exclude you?

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc you think I'm included in a utopia? Clearly we have different views

[@degrelleholt6314]

No, life would be an unending Python sketch and we would all do murders on each other.

[@ray00skunk]

I don't even drink wine but I'm getting the wine just to show cousin Kyle.

[@patrickthomas2119]

I just noticed that the background behind each character are dramatically different places. nice little touch to the off the wall humor. made me smile.

[@alanlewis988]

I'm going to write a comment I decided, because Ryan George hired 4 new people for this sketch, including a new policeman with a big moustache, which is tight. So I thought supporting Ryan by leaving a comment is super easy and barely and inconvenience!

[@NeattheGreat]

Don't forget his pretty cool hat.

[@BobbySacamano]

Glad you summed up that glowing description of that man by saying "I don't even like him."

[@BMGPLAYTHROUGHS]

"Oh Hiring an assassin to do murder on someone is TI.." "Don't finish that sentence."

[@spyaccount6396]

ght

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

@@spyaccount6396 I friggin LOVE you for that!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@Palestrike]

The universal greeting being: "Hi there, hello!" in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe is overlooked and I love it.

[@CaptOrbit]

Whenever you see white flat cap Ryan, you know some troubles's a brewing.

[@zs6441]

Hahaha, I love the end where the assassin checks his watch and decides the workday is over after 5:01pm....then Ryan does his ever classic..."Oh my god". LOL. Love this guy and his skits. They make my day.

[@abhijeetjadhav2961]

It reminded me of Naruto plots, where they describe their personal credentials, plans, strategies, powers on a secret mission to the enemy

[@akrama225]

Lol, that happens in so many animes

[@Alexiegirl]

I binge watch Ryan George, he is so funny.

[@hunterscott-thomas1510]

I agree with this

[@callnight1441]

I've suggested this before, but I shall do it again: you should totally do "first person to look in the mirror", i think that would be so funny with you're style of video. Like just imagine: "Hey look, that guy in the glass thing looks just like me!" "Yes Steve, we all do"

[@daverhoden445]

Better yet, he looks in the mirror and sees Mirror Julie. :)

[@birchflash]

Hey! Shut up while I'm talking. It is rude, I've decided.

[@sharingheart13]

I feel like this would somehow end up also being the video on first guy to be a mime. "Saw this guys who looked just like me imitating everything I do, so I decided to do it back at him." Then the reflection comes to life and puts Ryan in an invisible box.

[@callnight1441]

@@birchflash hahaha amazing!

[@thegovernment0usa]

Start your own KZbin channel

[@sabrinah.8141]

"His existence is inconvenient for me" perfectly sums up the way I feel about most people 😁

[@maginc.officialchannel6242]

Same

[@LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn]

Introverts unite! (Separately, of course).

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

How very edgy of you.

[@Gundamseeddabest]

You want me to do a life take on most people?

[@michelguevara151]

@@Gundamseeddabest I think she wants you to do a murder on most people.

[@OGKanyeWest]

i love it when Ryan says “i decided”

[@TheDarkever]

This form of commercial is definitely the future. I watch it because it's embedded in something else that is funny and interesting to me. The drawback is that it can be shown only once per viewer, since it would become repetitive otherwise, but it's very engaging so it makes up to it. COMMERCIALS ARE TIGHT.

[@raydunakin]

I actually watch some of Ryan's ads multiple times because they're so funny.

[@birchflash]

Wonder if "Once per viewer" isn't a lot more effective than "A billion times down the throat of everyone".

[@TheDarkever]

@@birchflash I don't have the data, but I'm 99.9% sure this kind of commercials are way more effective than the ones on television. They target a specific audience that is already engaged in what they are watching. Ryan goes a step further and includes them as an integral part of the video. I hope they pay him a lot more for these that other youtubers ahah

[@graduator14]

The Ryanverse is getting darker! I hope they don't lose their naive innocence!

[@mewoowowowo5557]

“Have you tried wishing?” “Yeah and I got qiqi”

[@Zarkawi17]

I feel like this is one of the few channels where you hear "Good news, everybody dies eventually" and it feels super sincere that its actually good news.

[@Dom-lj2dw]

Being as awesome as Ryan is super hard and probably an inconvenience

[@fleursdumal8065]

I'm just binge watching you at this point after napping from a long tedious day at the office and enjoying it thoroughly 😊

[@reality8470]

I’d like to think Ryan’s actually has a brother named Kyle, and Kyle is an identical twin who has appeared in Ryan’s videos before.

[@chgjake2230]

"reality is often dissapointing."

[@ubbeus]

It’s never twins…

[@frutrace]

I hate Kyle, I've decided.

[@bazookasniper5167]

@@ubbeus no shit sherlock

[@BigBear--]

And then it turns out Kyle also has a twin brother named Lyle… …in the end we find out Lyle was actually Ryan all along. Dum-DUM-DUUUM!!😱

[@kilroy987]

"I was paid to do a murder on you." "I'll pay you double to rat your employer out." "Wow, that actually sounds like a pretty good deal!"

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

It's like ebay for murder. May the highest bidder win.

[@taiteakopyte1286]

Ryan's humour is worth a thousand practical pranks. Smart guy...he reminds me of my best friend... respect 🙏🏻

[@mattismatt1502]

I love how innocent everyone is in the Ryan George Universe

[@Shadow-Shell]

Even the guy who wants the other guy to be murdered?

[@kitkatboard]

I'm pretty sure everyone in the Ryanverse is actually a 7 y.o. in disguise

[@tokyworld]

is like the society of "the invention of lying" seems like a nice place to be alive in. a lot of ryans you just become ryan.

[@some1934]

innocent? on the next work day someone will do a murder

[@kitkatboard]

@@Shadow-Shell "Naive" innocent, not "not guilty" innocent

[@dyrcosis]

I've always considered work/life balance to be extremely important in any job. Nice to see the assassin agrees.

[@karenbenton1503]

All 4 people in this sketch look like different actors and I love it.

[@aaravshah8382]

“I have a proposal for you” “No I’m actually already engaged” Lol how does he come up with these things! 😂 😂

[@BadassBobY]

Writing these jokes is super easy for him, barely an inconvenience.

[@someonewhorandomlypostsrar5313]

He is a comedian 🤣🤣🤣

[@koenrules]

If the assassin doesn’t do a back flip snap the bad guys neck and save the day I’ll cry

[@goldenwarrior1186]

More like snap the good guy’s neck

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[@josephbirrenkott7993]

1:46 Missed an opportunity to have him suggest starting him on cigarettes. Those shorten people's lifespans I've heard. Yeah, but I want it shortened faster than that.

[@jacktribble5253]

I could never quite figure out where that was going. Great twists there.

[@jacobrobertlippert4735]

I love that in the Ryan George universe the size and quality of the mustache conveys importance and superiority.

[@unbrokenzebra8192]

I am dying!!! These videos are some of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ascensionindustries9631]

"His existence is inconvenient to me." Ha ha I'm using that.

[@jvelez047]

It's a good day when Ryan uploads

[@thighslover420]

agreed

[@CookiedoughProductions]

Agreed 100%

[@THE_SOSC]

This comment is mine i decided

[@B1G_RED]

Very true yes, yes I agree

[@jvelez047]

@@THE_SOSC woah woah woah you can't do that!

[@mforeveryours]

"That's not enough for me, I decided." 🤣

[@jtvikings3926]

After recently watching the Olympics, I think it would be cool if Ryan did a sketch that’s something like “the person who invented ______” (some sort of obscure sport)

[@sebastianh.9440]

the first guy who thought swimming synchronously should be olympic :)

[@anweshchatterjee7595]

It's funnier if he does commonly known things rather than obscure

[@EverettBurger]

Or name all the sports

[@vuanhuc3582]

so we get people to get this round shape thingy to a place, and count how many time they did it. now name every sport which that apply to.

[@Lycanthromancer1]

Bowling apparently is an Olympic sport, now, they've decided.

[@simplysaifskits3847]

Assassins : i kill for money Murders: you guys are getting paid?!

[@Paarthurnaxdova]

“We don’t like people doing murders on each other we decided”

[@oscarwang7227]

“I’m making a sketch about assasination and murder.” Sponsor: “Will that be a problem?” Sponsor: I do not care, I do not no-

[@SongJiangShiJin]

@@user-fs3wg7vo6n could you just send me the virus directly instead?

[@MikiNataka]

Honestly, Ryan's universe is probably the best timeline to live in.

[@The2012Aceman]

Ryan, I just found your content and it is amazing. I have loved every sketch, your delivery is amazing, and your eyes are gorgeous. Please keep up the awesome work!

[@Rampart_Hat]

Ryan - “That’s pretty much your only option here.” Ryan - “Or is it” Ryan - *Nods* “……..Yeah”

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

this feels like a callback to "if he's in, I'm out"

[@LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn]

Great sketch! One of my faves!

[@caitlinsnowfrost8244]

"You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid?" "Yeah yeah yeah...Well, listen, I think if you wanna marry him, you're gonna have to be a little bit nicer." I don't know why but I keep rewatching *this* particular exchange. Something about the delivery is just priceless.