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How Is The Ocean A Real Thing?

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Ryan George

Ryan George

Күн бұрын

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@GriffinWolf
@GriffinWolf 3 жыл бұрын
"Has anyone died in there??" "In the break room? Not that many." Erm.
@shaereub4450
@shaereub4450 3 жыл бұрын
That... That's a good thing... Right?
@puellamservumaddominum6180
@puellamservumaddominum6180 3 жыл бұрын
@not fadhel hey better than alot of people dying in break room.
@xsanguine8
@xsanguine8 3 жыл бұрын
@not fadhel I mean, Microwaves, who even knows how those things work?
@jameswhitley4101
@jameswhitley4101 3 жыл бұрын
@@xsanguine8 as long as we keep the nondairy creamer away from them, it should be okay, right?
@zachsutton2113
@zachsutton2113 3 жыл бұрын
Erm. Kinda cringe -Zach Hadel
@ripchain1810
@ripchain1810 3 жыл бұрын
Producer: How is the ocean a real thing? Writer: I don't know. Producer: Fair enough.
@cool-mb7fy
@cool-mb7fy 3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually a government conspiracy we have set up.
@kermitthecommenter6794
@kermitthecommenter6794 3 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@mjmercado2612
@mjmercado2612 3 жыл бұрын
@@cool-mb7fy yeah
@maryzmijski6087
@maryzmijski6087 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cool-mb7fy
@cool-mb7fy 3 жыл бұрын
@@kermitthecommenter6794 G’day G’day
@ASonicSloth
@ASonicSloth 3 жыл бұрын
“Has anyone died in there?” “In the break room? Not that many people, no.” That line is amazing
@Marceloloeite
@Marceloloeite 3 жыл бұрын
Judging by the "mandatory overtime at 5pm" on the whiteboard, I guess this place is kinda rigid and has zero tolerance towards prolonged breaks in the break room
@kaspercederlund4393
@kaspercederlund4393 3 жыл бұрын
@@Marceloloeite If you have a prolonged break the break room becomes a room for other uses of the word break
@davidfisher71
@davidfisher71 3 жыл бұрын
"I mean, less than 0.1% compared to the ocean ... statistically insignificant, nothing to worry yourself about at all." "*Thousands* of people have died in the break room??"
@surreal_dreams
@surreal_dreams 3 жыл бұрын
We need a "How Is Space A Real Thing" episode now.
@thomasvangompel7211
@thomasvangompel7211 2 жыл бұрын
Yea totally
@KanohiVahi
@KanohiVahi 2 жыл бұрын
Oh I can already see the Ryan in that video having a whole new level of existential crisis Ooh existential crisis is tight!
@wabc2336
@wabc2336 2 жыл бұрын
Guy who lived under a rock when he finds out we live on a "planet" at 1:47 be like
@jasonnightingale644
@jasonnightingale644 2 жыл бұрын
“Space is definitely real” …. The Adstronaut
@apollohateshisdayjob9606
@apollohateshisdayjob9606 2 жыл бұрын
And the Adstronaut would fit in perfectly with that video!
@OneShotQuips
@OneShotQuips 3 жыл бұрын
Wait….so….I need an explanation on why people died in the break room
@scoots291
@scoots291 3 жыл бұрын
Come right this way. I'll show you....
@raznaak
@raznaak 3 жыл бұрын
You know, when in the break room, you get a break. Sometimes that break is a little bit more literal.
@Jhereckk
@Jhereckk 3 жыл бұрын
That's where all the necks are broken
@deaddu
@deaddu 3 жыл бұрын
The ocean came into the break room that time
@Chrono_Mitsurugi
@Chrono_Mitsurugi 3 жыл бұрын
No sick days, make you feel guilty if you take vacation days, mandatory overtime.
@OneTopic
@OneTopic 3 жыл бұрын
I can tell by your moustache that you are in charge I’ve decided
@Klay_Dubya
@Klay_Dubya 3 жыл бұрын
He does have a much more commanding mustache than me so I kind of feel like you're right and that hes in charge
@johnfaber100
@johnfaber100 3 жыл бұрын
O hey, it's the really giggly guy who's on my computer sometimes! Hi!
@kermitthecommenter6794
@kermitthecommenter6794 3 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day!
@agostino3320
@agostino3320 3 жыл бұрын
I did the 200th like
@noodlearg9745
@noodlearg9745 3 жыл бұрын
he's a reverse beardo
@incognitogirl6201
@incognitogirl6201 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan 1: "Has anyone dies in there?" Ryan 2: "In the break room? Not many, no." Ryan 1: *completely disregards*
@newson1177
@newson1177 3 жыл бұрын
I was like "wait, not that many?! 🤣"
@angel_cat
@angel_cat 3 жыл бұрын
@@newson1177 ikr. I was like, “someone DIED in the break room?! What kind of company is this?”
@Fumblebeebyyourside
@Fumblebeebyyourside 3 жыл бұрын
@@angel_cat exactly 😂😂👌
@hey_how_are_ya
@hey_how_are_ya 3 жыл бұрын
Food poisoning went too far
@EccoWolf1
@EccoWolf1 3 жыл бұрын
@@hey_how_are_ya the wheel of death in the breakroom that is your only option if you don't have time to grab or prep a lunch.
@zeriel9148
@zeriel9148 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this makes the ocean sound like a living creature that attacks the land sometimes.
@lexslate2476
@lexslate2476 Жыл бұрын
Aren't we all just living creatures that attack the land sometimes?
@jacobc9221
@jacobc9221 Жыл бұрын
@@lexslate2476 Archaeologists are living things that attack the land sometimes to find stuff, like bones or pottery.
@windowstosky
@windowstosky Жыл бұрын
Thank goodness it isn't. It's millions upon millions of living creatures and gallons of undrinkable drinking stuff that collectively attacks the land sometimes
@Slothi_Deathi
@Slothi_Deathi Жыл бұрын
AND IT ISN'T???
@ethanmeaker9964
@ethanmeaker9964 Жыл бұрын
Kyogre
@gossguy7947
@gossguy7947 3 жыл бұрын
It seems like Ryan just turns his showerthougts into sketches and I love it. Turning showerthoughts into a sketch is TIGHT
@vladtheimpaler9577
@vladtheimpaler9577 3 жыл бұрын
I can tell from experience that it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@LordVulcan93
@LordVulcan93 3 жыл бұрын
It sure is, Sir!
@vladimirlagos2688
@vladimirlagos2688 3 жыл бұрын
If I turned my showerthoughts into sketches I would probably get banned from KZbin...
@adaurysantos
@adaurysantos 3 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirlagos2688 Wow wow wow wow
@ishaankapoor933
@ishaankapoor933 3 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirlagos2688 LOL
@noxlupa2996
@noxlupa2996 3 жыл бұрын
“Have people died in there?” “In the break room, not that many no.” *“Hold up-”*
@gizmomarek470
@gizmomarek470 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn’t think about that
@jmeis4423
@jmeis4423 3 жыл бұрын
dang it, you took my comment
@gizmomarek470
@gizmomarek470 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmeis4423 Oh soz
@Try-hard-emily
@Try-hard-emily 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kermitthecommenter6794
@kermitthecommenter6794 3 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@Jojafox
@Jojafox 3 жыл бұрын
"Has anyone died in there?" "The breakroom? Not that many people." Not exactly the response I would have hoped for tbh
@Jojafox
@Jojafox 3 жыл бұрын
@BatCat😼🦇 Whoopsie!
@LtnCorrsk
@LtnCorrsk 3 жыл бұрын
That's most honest company you could die for, though.
@88porpoise
@88porpoise 3 жыл бұрын
Well sometimes you break a fast, sometimes you break a leg, and occasionally you break a neck
@johngreen8344
@johngreen8344 3 жыл бұрын
Ehh, you could say they were taking a break, but then someone broke it.
@billmohr9989
@billmohr9989 3 жыл бұрын
@@88porpoise Only breaking the neck after doing a backflip and only to save the day...
@jokervynehahaha5568
@jokervynehahaha5568 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan verse seems like a pretty decent place. Everyone seems to recognize that the world is a scary, baffling place and they give each other a little patience while they deal with it all. Lot of compassion, goodwill toward Ryankind and such. Wish I lived there.
@OttoKreml
@OttoKreml 5 ай бұрын
It is populated entirely by men. And they can do anything they want by saying "I decided".
@The-Rest-of-Us
@The-Rest-of-Us 3 жыл бұрын
“Listen I need you to get aaaalll the way off my back about the ocean”
@tundraosu
@tundraosu 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@pkmntrainermark8881
@pkmntrainermark8881 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, let me get off that thing.
@expiredmilk5435
@expiredmilk5435 3 жыл бұрын
@@pkmntrainermark8881 that's what she said
@ZoosheeStudio
@ZoosheeStudio 3 жыл бұрын
Dang it I just commented that. So....I'm gonna need you to stay off my back about me already commenting that.
@nomdotpng
@nomdotpng 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh getting off the ocean is TIGHT!”
@BasicShapes
@BasicShapes 3 жыл бұрын
"So, you have some existential dread for me?" "Yes sir, I do!"
@randompastahandle
@randompastahandle 3 жыл бұрын
leave this comment at 42 likes
@TheGuardDuck
@TheGuardDuck 3 жыл бұрын
@@randompastahandle too bad.
@js100serch
@js100serch 3 жыл бұрын
So you have some Metroid Dread for.... ok nope.
@weismeister121
@weismeister121 3 жыл бұрын
existential dread is TIGHT!
@jacobd1984
@jacobd1984 3 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Ryan George to make a bunch of salty water sound like an eldritch horror.
@kamikiku
@kamikiku 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't get sick and we won't have a problem" - I felt that in my soul
@PhazonOmega
@PhazonOmega 3 жыл бұрын
Legit been in that work environment. Do not recommend.
@JustaGuy_Gaming
@JustaGuy_Gaming 3 жыл бұрын
I can't count the number of times I have maxed out my sick days but been unable to ever take them. Oh and the wonderful fact you lose most of them at the end of every year with only like 20 hours rolling over... I guess companies just don't want you to get sick in the first few months of the year.
@darthdonkulous1810
@darthdonkulous1810 Ай бұрын
Do you not get 4 weeks a year paid days off work like we do in the UK, in America? Oh plus the several bank/public holidays, so more like 34/35 days...That you can mostly book off when ever you want. Surely it's not that bad in America?
@samlaxson3623
@samlaxson3623 Жыл бұрын
The way you can just nonchalantly describe the horrors of existence is terrifying and hilarious at the same time
@shawnieBaby
@shawnieBaby Жыл бұрын
It really makes me feel better. 😉
@samlaxson3623
@samlaxson3623 Жыл бұрын
@@shawnieBaby 🤨
@krudmonger
@krudmonger 3 жыл бұрын
While I totally appreciate the breakdown of the ocean that is the centerpiece of this video, I'm mostly enjoying bits like "So you're gonna get a couple vacation days, we're gonna make you feel guilty if you take them, though..."
@kuryamtl
@kuryamtl 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I worked a job where it was virtually impossible for me to take vacation or sick days.
@Esgaroth2005
@Esgaroth2005 3 жыл бұрын
Decided to scroll until I saw someone appreciate this specific bit I liked. Not sure why though...
@derrickvernon
@derrickvernon 3 жыл бұрын
@@Esgaroth2005 Same
@johnschwalb
@johnschwalb 3 жыл бұрын
I do nightly processes, I am the only one at my work at night. If I don't show up they can not start work the next day. I have sick days but really can't take them, and I have vacation days but ganna get guilted when I take them. Because if I can't do my job someone isn't sleeping that night.
@Ikajo
@Ikajo 3 жыл бұрын
The USA is weird... in Sweden it is part of the law that people have at least five weeks of paid vacation... and sick days is not up the employer...
@nxpy6684
@nxpy6684 3 жыл бұрын
This portrays difference of childhood and adulthood so well. As children we're in awe of everything and as we grow up we just stop caring to think about it all
@-haclong2366
@-haclong2366 3 жыл бұрын
Not everyone, in fact, probably only about a minority of things through familiarisation. If you introduce a new concept to an adult they are also in awe, but a knowledgeable kid isn't. A 4 year old that is aware of the vastness of the universe will be less in awe of it than a 50 year old just learning it (literally my son explaining stars to my mother).
@gwenlyda4958
@gwenlyda4958 3 жыл бұрын
@@-haclong2366 you know actually you're right, I mean it's basically what this video shows, I think I've been thinking about this wrong
@cenciende9401
@cenciende9401 3 жыл бұрын
Only the losers who lose their sense of curiosity and wonder. By which I mean non-creative people.
@TheBlackAztec3
@TheBlackAztec3 3 жыл бұрын
@@cenciende9401 Some people just have real stuff to think about.
@n0tarat
@n0tarat 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it’s a sketch about a guy who doesn’t know about the ocean, it’s not that deep
@ManicPandaz
@ManicPandaz 3 жыл бұрын
“This new employee is the worst! Where did you find him?” “Literally under a rock.” “That makes sense.”
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 3 жыл бұрын
It is tough hiring market.
@tesswinker2482
@tesswinker2482 3 жыл бұрын
So, Boulder, Colorado?
@everestcanyon5647
@everestcanyon5647 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't Patrick Star know all about living in the Ocean?
@ToyotaTacomaOfficial
@ToyotaTacomaOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ToyotaTacomaOfficial
@ToyotaTacomaOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
@wesdood Good
@Shayscribble
@Shayscribble 2 жыл бұрын
Ryan's horrified face had me cackling. We need a picture of it. ❤️🤣
@kingskid1985
@kingskid1985 2 жыл бұрын
His horrified reaction at the description of stars made me laugh soooooo hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kristjanpeil.bsky.social
@kristjanpeil.bsky.social Жыл бұрын
Yeah this out of his depth applicant is one of his best written characters..
@ChaosRayZero
@ChaosRayZero Жыл бұрын
"We need a picture of it." Do you not know how to use the "screencap" function on your device?
@Forgan_Mreeman
@Forgan_Mreeman Жыл бұрын
@@ChaosRayZerowhat’s that
@lostmarble540
@lostmarble540 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda envy that guy, he's terrified of the ocean but doesn't mind the whole adding numbers inside a grey cubicle for the rest of his life, that is the exact opposite of most people
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
but this is literally my (adult) kid, though. Like, we share the thalassophobia thing, but right now they're going through a career orientation change because they think sitting in a cubicle engaging in minor ordered tasks is TIGHT.
@h3rbst_schm3rz14
@h3rbst_schm3rz14 3 жыл бұрын
I'm terrified of both :D
@JustaGuy_Gaming
@JustaGuy_Gaming 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair it's heavily implied he is an accountant or something. All he has to do is sit in an office all day and push some papers around. No one will ever check his work and strangely enough the Accounting department can always find the money to justify their pay. Even better the worse things get he more people need you....
@averagejoe9040
@averagejoe9040 3 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 dont worry too much, they'll likely come to their senses in a year or so.
@averagejoe9040
@averagejoe9040 3 жыл бұрын
@@JustaGuy_Gaming accounting is the one department that always gets bigger as the company has less money.
@hunterkiller1440
@hunterkiller1440 3 жыл бұрын
After becoming a skeleton in the ocean... Boss: You're still coming into work, right?
@eyebotthegreat
@eyebotthegreat 3 жыл бұрын
The way you said “become a skeleton” instead of just “die” implies that you’re still alive but now you’re Skeletor.
@Fumblebeebyyourside
@Fumblebeebyyourside 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny, Hunterkiller 👌❣️
@chrisppx
@chrisppx 3 жыл бұрын
@@eyebotthegreat becoming skeletor is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 3 жыл бұрын
Being dead is no excuse for slacking off, said the necromancer.
@That80sGuy1972
@That80sGuy1972 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisppx D^MN YOU! I was gonna' comment that. **reluctant thumbs-up**
@stevemorison3787
@stevemorison3787 3 жыл бұрын
“So you’ve got a terrifying natural ecosystem for me” “Yes sir I do”
@Cooolstorm
@Cooolstorm 3 жыл бұрын
"Wowwowwowwow...wow."
@RobertKildoo
@RobertKildoo Жыл бұрын
Ok, I have just discovered Ryan today and he is clearly the funniest man who has ever lived. I am normally not a big comedy fan, but this may just be the most brilliant thing I have ever seen or heard. Binging everything now. So brilliant😂!!!
@frankandstein8618
@frankandstein8618 9 ай бұрын
Pitch Meetings. Pitch Meetings. You GOTTA watch all of his Pitch Meetings. There's only a couple hundred of them and they are the funniest things on You Tube.
@justforever96
@justforever96 5 ай бұрын
Wait until you see pitch meeting
@MULTICINEMA999
@MULTICINEMA999 3 жыл бұрын
“Has anyone died in there??” “In the break room? Not that many people no” I DIED 💀💀
@theultimatefreak666
@theultimatefreak666 3 жыл бұрын
That explains everything
@zebrahunter6956
@zebrahunter6956 3 жыл бұрын
Were you in the break room?
@jacobc9221
@jacobc9221 3 жыл бұрын
In the ocean or the breakroom?
@artvulture456
@artvulture456 3 жыл бұрын
Metaphorically or literally?
@MULTICINEMA999
@MULTICINEMA999 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@HenriZwols
@HenriZwols 3 жыл бұрын
Reading through the comments and I see a lot of people being concerned about deaths in the break room. I can tell you you have your priorities wrong: as the guy stated millions of people have died in the ocean and not that many in the break room. So worry about the ocean.
@ApequH
@ApequH 3 жыл бұрын
I think the deaths per square meter in the break room sounds higher. But I'll keep focussing on the part where the ocean comes on land to kill us. (If the ocean comes on land, doesn't that just make the ocean bigger? )
@katgenn-winkler1754
@katgenn-winkler1754 3 жыл бұрын
We're gonna need you to back all the way off our backs concerning our concern about deaths in the break room. 😂🤣😂
@ASonicSloth
@ASonicSloth 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, you never know what he means by not that many. There may be a lot more break room deaths than you think
@EskChan19
@EskChan19 3 жыл бұрын
@@ASonicSloth Yeah i mean compared to the total number of deaths in history, those few thousand people really aren't that many.
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but I don't go into the ocean 5 days per week. The break room, however...
@Rey7430
@Rey7430 3 жыл бұрын
"95% of it is a mystery and sometimes it comes to kill you" - this actually changed my perspective on the ocean
@pendejo6452
@pendejo6452 3 жыл бұрын
It gave me an existential crisis
@eileensnow6153
@eileensnow6153 3 жыл бұрын
I remember being ten years old and not wanting to get out of the water while at the beach. I’m in my late 20s now and I can’t go in past my ankles 😅
@nilnil2778
@nilnil2778 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like America to me
@pendejo6452
@pendejo6452 3 жыл бұрын
@@nilnil2778 💀
@haanis5458
@haanis5458 3 жыл бұрын
You know that the 95% is basically just ocean dessert. Its just water and sand. No scientist is gonna wanna explore that.
@Archie21
@Archie21 2 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this one. One of your best sketches, I decided.
@misseli1
@misseli1 3 жыл бұрын
The lore is expanding. I am now convinced that most of the people in the Ryanverse who are entirely unaware of most of the basic every day things we take for granted all lived under giant boulders.
@MoBot249
@MoBot249 3 жыл бұрын
He must have just come from the cloning chambers under a mountain or bouldery hillside.
@fnors2
@fnors2 3 жыл бұрын
Only the fortunate ones. The less fortunate lived under small boulders. Maybe a medium sized one.
@renab.7390
@renab.7390 3 жыл бұрын
Or in caves. Though mountains technically are giant boulders, so...
@DarthJonaxe
@DarthJonaxe 3 жыл бұрын
Giant Espacious boulders! With a lot a room and what not.
@TheRajivDutta
@TheRajivDutta 3 жыл бұрын
Living under giant boulders is Tight!!!
@dkisausome
@dkisausome 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how many terrifying things there are about this world that we just completely disregard because we're used to it.
@charlescannon2469
@charlescannon2469 3 жыл бұрын
Place I live has wildfires regularly and meth dealers are so common and accepted when one got arrested the response was ah shit, he paid a lot of money to play in the bingo hall...and the previous placed I lived had the fires and people kept getting killed. Like just every few motnhs there would be a murder. Never on the news, no one talked about it. It apparently was justa thing that happened.
@dkisausome
@dkisausome 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlescannon2469 Geeze, wherever you live is hardcore.
@charlescannon2469
@charlescannon2469 3 жыл бұрын
@@dkisausome I was gonna say nah it's not that bad I mean it's no worse than UK or Russia and realized what that means. I just remembered my family is from Ireland. The Irish have such a violent history a civil war is referred as "the troubles". Between earthquakes, stabbings, fires, bombings. I mean Australia is a place people saw all the deadly craziness just went ok. We live here now. Humans are hardcore.
@gaysexhaver
@gaysexhaver 3 жыл бұрын
yeah like detroit
@orionsghost9511
@orionsghost9511 3 жыл бұрын
Like ourselves. ; )
@sparky4878
@sparky4878 3 жыл бұрын
That’s going to be an interesting “employee of the month” wall in the Ryanverse.
@gruthakhul100
@gruthakhul100 3 жыл бұрын
it will be him looking absolutely frightened becuase somebody took a photo of him and now his 2D clone is trapped on this piece of paper for eternity!
@jexxxvox
@jexxxvox 3 жыл бұрын
Heads up, it's probably Ryan.
@Zachary-
@Zachary- 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the employee of the month will be Ryan, but I hear Ryan has really been putting in the hours.
@CloudyNebula
@CloudyNebula 2 жыл бұрын
Friggin' love how he makes us immediately think that the star sticker will have an animal-star shape, but then, instead of talking about the ocean yet again, he starts talking about actual stars as in astronomical objects. This guy's brilliant.
@sharkdentures3247
@sharkdentures3247 3 жыл бұрын
While giving a comical story about learning of the Ocean, Ryan gives a surprisingly accurate description of most jobs.
@LadysavagexXxX
@LadysavagexXxX 3 жыл бұрын
Correct. Lol I didn’t think I clicked on the right video at first.
@potaterjim
@potaterjim 3 жыл бұрын
"Do the stickers look like stars?" "Well no not really. But they do look like star _fish."_ "Do those live in the ocean?" "Actually yeah" "And why'd we name them that? Do _they_ look like stars?" "Well no"
@kin-3877
@kin-3877 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god
@victornone872
@victornone872 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the confusion, when you tell someone that pointy stars shapes are not actually star shapes
@jamoecw
@jamoecw 3 жыл бұрын
well stars (the shape) is from early depictions of the sun. the points represent the rays coming from the star, as that was very common back in the way back. over time it morphed into something that was easy to draw, basically like the simplification of hieroglyphs. the star shape of course isn't a hieroglyph though. it really is that shape because in simple art stars need to be distinct from just circles, especially when there isn't a lot of context.
@potaterjim
@potaterjim 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamoecw I wanted to point that out too, but I couldn't word it funnily enough
@cheapworldtraveller
@cheapworldtraveller 3 жыл бұрын
And there is a star named Patrick that just like him lives under a rock.
@omeysalvi
@omeysalvi 3 жыл бұрын
I swear this guy's videos just keep on getting more and more existential as he probes the most obvious assumptions of human logic and comes out with fascinating contradictions. He is truly the H.P. Lovecraft of 21st Century Internet Comedy.
@jshenry1976
@jshenry1976 3 жыл бұрын
That's.... incredibly accurate.
@dallasreynolds2962
@dallasreynolds2962 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't think we needed an H.P. Lovecraft in the internet comedy realm... but I was wrong.
@jellyjelly6474
@jellyjelly6474 3 жыл бұрын
And H.P. Lovecraft is truly the dark souls of horror writers
@Anonymous-mg8bu
@Anonymous-mg8bu 3 жыл бұрын
It’s great isn’t it
@shaunaksoni5659
@shaunaksoni5659 3 жыл бұрын
Does he have a cat tho 😳
@Alteori
@Alteori 3 жыл бұрын
95% of it is a mystery and sometimes it comes to kill you 😂
@alienz8641
@alienz8641 3 жыл бұрын
Having an existential crisis about the ocean is TIGHT
@bable6314
@bable6314 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Alteori, didn't expect to see you here. Keep making good content!
@h20sipper6
@h20sipper6 2 жыл бұрын
Hey alteori! Nice to see you here
@aaauuguhu9048
@aaauuguhu9048 2 жыл бұрын
How are you everywhere
@Aech0
@Aech0 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me at 3 am... For legal reasons thats a joke...
@pulsarecho1952
@pulsarecho1952 3 жыл бұрын
He's gonna freak out when he learns about volcanoes.
@ehall5151
@ehall5151 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe some cousins will die trying to climb the fire triangle.
@yeolelad888
@yeolelad888 3 жыл бұрын
@@ehall5151 That’s what happened to my cousin Bob (not actually)
@_Muzolf
@_Muzolf 3 жыл бұрын
See, we are actually living on a thin solid layer that is on top of this giant ball of molten rock. And since the whole place is geologically active, this means this layer sometimes moves, we call that an earthquake, and sometimes in places you get holes on it, where hot stuff comes up and burns places.
@devonm042690
@devonm042690 3 жыл бұрын
"When Mountains Attack"
@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007
@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 3 жыл бұрын
@@devonm042690 You mean the big triangles ?
@Hoshimaru57
@Hoshimaru57 3 жыл бұрын
That look...😧 “Tell me about space next.” Kinda ironic that his sketches all end with the Adstronaut and this is the first time it’s ever been relevant.
@NadDew
@NadDew 3 жыл бұрын
that call foreshadowing.
@Papierkorb2292
@Papierkorb2292 3 жыл бұрын
"Here's your golden star sticker" "Ok, now hold on, the shape of this sticker isn't even close to the shape of a star, why does it have 5 corners?" "That's how we represent stars I decided"
@haydenadams3308
@haydenadams3308 3 жыл бұрын
I am certain that the person who designed the star stickers had a stigmatism... because that's what stars look like to me. I have a stigmatism in both eyes so most lights do actually look like that, with small spokes of light poking out ranging from 5 to 8 per light source. But that's because my eyes can't focus all the light properly, so some of it bounces in my eyeball differently and comes in at weird angles creating the spoke/ corners effect.
@thefilmfan6326
@thefilmfan6326 3 жыл бұрын
oh interesting!
@FirstNameLastName-oo1zm
@FirstNameLastName-oo1zm 3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna need you to get off my back about the shape of the sticker
@God_3712
@God_3712 3 жыл бұрын
@@haydenadams3308 I have such high stigmatism that I can't even see the stars lol. But that's really interesting
@Papierkorb2292
@Papierkorb2292 3 жыл бұрын
@@hebakhalid437 But then it's the same with the name of it.
@MadScientist512
@MadScientist512 3 жыл бұрын
"How deep is it, like a metre or two?" "Only on the edge, then it goes down hundreds of metres, from where it becomes pitch black, down to kilometres. I think the deepest is over 10 kilometres, and down there the pressure is so great that it could squeeze you through a 10 centimetre hole like gristly toothpaste, air becomes a liquid and the normal chemical processes necessary for life stop working" [Horrified blank stare] "Excuse me sir?" "Sorry, I just saw an unusual version of Hell; well I'm glad no-one would ever go there." "Actually, it's kind of a thing for some people." "Oh really, do they make it back safe?" "Well, there was that one group of divers, they had a decompression accident and exploded." "Oh My God!"
@Art_official_in_tellin_gists
@Art_official_in_tellin_gists 3 жыл бұрын
Actually it imploded, you have mislead us! You make me so mad scientist!
@thegoose4650
@thegoose4650 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the Byford dolphin incident
@LostOnceLefthanded
@LostOnceLefthanded 3 жыл бұрын
@@Art_official_in_tellin_gists Actually they exploded. They were depressurising themselves when this one guy was leaving the deprussrising chamber and opened the hatch before closing the airlock. The Chamber was at 9 atm pressure and it went to 1 atm in a matter of seconds. 4 people in the chamber exploded and their remains blew outside all over the oil rig and the airlock with 2 people inside was launched violently from the dock, killing the guy who opened the hatch and causing serious but not fatal injuries to the other. You are welcome.
@Danlows1
@Danlows1 3 жыл бұрын
@@LostOnceLefthanded part of one of their spines was lodged in a steel wall about 10m away from the rest of them if I remember correctly. Vertically up, too It was a safety malfunction, the lever to open the hatch was meant to fail to safe, if the interior was pressurised. Obviously that didn’t happen and five people died. Spectacularly.
@Vrynn10
@Vrynn10 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad to know if Ryan ever runs out of ideas there’s at least one ghostwriter waiting in the wings that is completely ready to go. If I hadn’t already watched the video, I’d have assumed you were quoting it.
@thatsruffdog
@thatsruffdog 3 жыл бұрын
“9AM: new hire orientation 2PM: urine tests 5PM: mandatory overtime.” Lol
@TheHuangShan
@TheHuangShan 3 жыл бұрын
Unrealistic. It is usually "mandatory voluntary unpaid overtime and we will make you feel guilty if you don't take it, but will never give you a raise or a promotion for doing it" kind of deal.
@nxpy6684
@nxpy6684 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheHuangShan hilarious
@jychilly
@jychilly 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment and appreciate the fact that the ads at the end of Ryan's videos are still more clever and entertaining than the content of most youtube videos? I mean, that's pretty impressive!
@kjoc70
@kjoc70 3 жыл бұрын
I give it a thumbs up.
@nibncabc2737
@nibncabc2737 3 жыл бұрын
@@kjoc70 I give it two thumbs up
@EchotaisHealing
@EchotaisHealing 3 жыл бұрын
I completely agree. His are the only ads I watch because they are so funny.
@MarkWaner
@MarkWaner 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it is not that difficult thing to do. But they are great, though
@pixelfox7999
@pixelfox7999 3 жыл бұрын
I was just going to comment on that. His sponsor adds are brilliant! It's like an extra laugh for free...after the free first laugh 😉😆
@machinaeZER0
@machinaeZER0 3 жыл бұрын
"We're discovering new species all the time" "You and me?" Had to pause after that to get my chuckles out, hahah
@amirpatel1934
@amirpatel1934 3 жыл бұрын
Taking credit for other people's achievements is tight 😂
@emp9413
@emp9413 3 жыл бұрын
Lol the look of fear on his face! These sketches are gold 🤣
@asmosisyup2557
@asmosisyup2557 3 жыл бұрын
unexpected jokes are tight!
@ajwinberg
@ajwinberg 2 жыл бұрын
The look on the employee's face everytime he gets frightening information about the ocean, is just hilarious.
@yohanahramen6756
@yohanahramen6756 3 жыл бұрын
The man who literally lived under a rock. That could become a series.
@MaiAolei
@MaiAolei 3 жыл бұрын
a boulder, a spacious bolder!
@AshIsBored_
@AshIsBored_ 3 жыл бұрын
Well there is a Patrick the star show.
@_Tomon
@_Tomon 3 жыл бұрын
@@AshIsBored_ But that's in the ocean. Too scary to watch...
@devonm042690
@devonm042690 3 жыл бұрын
I mean it kind of is? He just isn't the main character. Ironically, it's set in the very ocean this numbskull's suddenly so afraid of.
@m00n234
@m00n234 3 жыл бұрын
I have something to ask, if it is a series, at the end will he do a backflip snap the bad guys neck and save the day?
@barney3444
@barney3444 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just concerned for how this guy will react when he learns about his thing called rain when the sea takes to the sky to attack you and your house
@wharhast1920
@wharhast1920 3 жыл бұрын
Hail. When the ocean makes clouds and then it attacks you as heavy fast balls of ice.
@wharhast1920
@wharhast1920 3 жыл бұрын
Cyclones\ hurricane/ typhoons would be too much for him
@wharhast1920
@wharhast1920 3 жыл бұрын
Wha about two galaxies merging and two super massive black holes combining?
@wharhast1920
@wharhast1920 3 жыл бұрын
Meteors?
@wharhast1920
@wharhast1920 3 жыл бұрын
Dinasours?
@MotiviqueStudio
@MotiviqueStudio 3 жыл бұрын
"So there are millions of dead bodies in that water over there." And now I know what to say when I don't feel like going to the beach.
@skepticalmagos_101
@skepticalmagos_101 3 жыл бұрын
Go and play Subnautica :3
@arcticguy3455
@arcticguy3455 3 жыл бұрын
@@skepticalmagos_101 Reaper.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын
A famous French singer has a song which says (among other things) that the sea is dirty because the fish f*uck in it.
@rydrakeesperanza5370
@rydrakeesperanza5370 3 жыл бұрын
Millions.... I wonder if that's under exaggerated in terms of *animal* corpses (was he talking about humans?) Because if we look above the lysocline(s)... And in, well, the sand basically, how some coral reef and lagunes came into existence,... Bearing that in mind, your excuse is more logical than it sounds at first
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын
@@a.t.4527 just one ??? I'm shocked.
@Seinari
@Seinari 3 жыл бұрын
"Has anyway died in there?" "in the break room? Not that many people, no" I wanna hear that story.
@acat3785
@acat3785 3 жыл бұрын
These are the questions we must ask ourselves
@samuelgunter
@samuelgunter 3 жыл бұрын
no we need to ask our employer
@Cap_ta
@Cap_ta 3 жыл бұрын
No they're not
@maryzmijski6087
@maryzmijski6087 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nabhchandra_
@nabhchandra_ 3 жыл бұрын
no
@ve5498
@ve5498 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan makes things sound stupid just by explaining it.
@Pingoz
@Pingoz 3 жыл бұрын
The ocean is kinda scary if you look at it the right way Also crabs are crazy
@kermitthecommenter6794
@kermitthecommenter6794 3 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@lawjef
@lawjef 3 жыл бұрын
His reaction character is a satire on stupid, risk adverse people. If you identify with that… seek help
@notthatbad8844
@notthatbad8844 3 жыл бұрын
exactly
@Milamberinx
@Milamberinx 3 жыл бұрын
@@lawjef not sure I agree. Stupid people don't immediately grasp the enormity of brand new concepts.
@seronimo__7735
@seronimo__7735 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you never try to shoehorn your sponsors into the sketches or make any awkward transitions or anything. You just put them at the end, and play the same character each time, not referencing the sketch at all. It's refreshing; we can watch your sketches without being scared anything's gonna segue into a sponsorship without warning. Plus, we all still watch your sponsors because the Adstronaut is a hilarious character.
@hexcodeff6624
@hexcodeff6624 3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Pickens What are not doing?
@hexcodeff6624
@hexcodeff6624 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, the transition is a green-screen explosion. What more could you ask for?
@gin2594
@gin2594 3 жыл бұрын
That's probably why he can avoid having to shoehorn it, other creates have to do it just to get their audience to watch and yet somehow Ryan has the charisma and comedic knowledge enough to actually get people to willingly watch his ads because they *want* to. That's talent.
@pacorka9943
@pacorka9943 3 жыл бұрын
I never watch the ads but still appreciate the adstronaut
@Dargonhuman
@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын
It's like the Adstronaut bits are a bonus sketch that we can watch and enjoy but aren't essential to the central plot thread of the overall Ryanverse.
@bodine219
@bodine219 3 жыл бұрын
This might be your best video. I kindof wish “how are stars a thing” had been a follow up.
@finn1666
@finn1666 2 жыл бұрын
i would love a "how is space a thing" in general
@sandrotabidze
@sandrotabidze 3 жыл бұрын
Reaching the Marianna Trench is super hard and is very much an inconvenience.
@bigstanko7391
@bigstanko7391 3 жыл бұрын
Actual good one!
@illyth63
@illyth63 3 жыл бұрын
One might even say *super* hard.
@gp2917
@gp2917 3 жыл бұрын
Actually it’s quite easy. All you need is a boat and a 20 lb weight tied to your foot.
@alexanderm.635
@alexanderm.635 3 жыл бұрын
Yooo I found a Georgian in a Ryan George comment section!
@M2e8
@M2e8 3 жыл бұрын
actualy its super easy, bearly an inconvenience (a reference to ryan's pitch meeting series)
@Firestar4041
@Firestar4041 3 жыл бұрын
"Anyone died in there!?" "In the break room, not that many." . . . hol up.
@adi4032
@adi4032 3 жыл бұрын
Yes....there are many versions of Ryan died in there
@ricardinho1484
@ricardinho1484 3 жыл бұрын
1 minute silence for the not that many😔😔😔
@CodyCzar1
@CodyCzar1 3 жыл бұрын
#TheBelkoExperiment
@pandemonium8420
@pandemonium8420 3 жыл бұрын
Is 4 followers a lot? On Instagram no, in a dark alley yes.
@TheBrickGuy7939
@TheBrickGuy7939 3 жыл бұрын
So this takes place after The First Person To Ever Die?
@edwarda.7864
@edwarda.7864 3 жыл бұрын
-“Has anybody died in there?” -“In the break room, no. Not that many people.” Real suspicious.
@siyabongamkhize692
@siyabongamkhize692 3 жыл бұрын
Ryanverse spy edition
@northpenguins
@northpenguins 3 жыл бұрын
The ocean? Yeah, it's suspicious, I agree. Let's go into the break room and talk for a while.
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 жыл бұрын
There's a imposter in the break room
@legosnek
@legosnek 3 жыл бұрын
Sus? Amogus?
@fishmaster665
@fishmaster665 3 жыл бұрын
Fnaf
@ncwordman
@ncwordman 3 жыл бұрын
That's the great thing about science: The more you look into anything, the weirder, crazier, scarier, and more awesome things get.
@SuperKiobi13
@SuperKiobi13 Жыл бұрын
the sying reality often surprasses fiction exists for a reason
@saena971
@saena971 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this is both about how insane the ocean actually is and about how insane modern American work culture is. Multitasking for the win! The schedule on the board behind him is too real.
@libertatemadvocatus1797
@libertatemadvocatus1797 3 жыл бұрын
It's worldwide, not just America.
@manchaka8056
@manchaka8056 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah glad you only think Americans work 😆
@saena971
@saena971 3 жыл бұрын
@@manchaka8056 I wasn't saying only Americans work, I was talking about the culture of work in America, because I've never worked anywhere else & don't know how it is in other places.
@puneethvenkatrao332
@puneethvenkatrao332 3 жыл бұрын
We Indians have much better, just come to work, do you part and leave. This is why there are more jobholders than entrepreneurs.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 3 жыл бұрын
In other countries, if you get sick, the insurance covers it, and you get a note from your doctor that you have to show HR that you couldn't come to work because you were sick, but not if the sickness was contagious and you had to avoid making other people sick as well, or just focused on your recovery so you could do work without slowing everybody down. There is no concept of sick days as such because becoming sick is not a choice, unlike taking a day off. You also have a number of days per year guaranteed by law that you can take off and still get paid. Accounting usually wants you to take those days because it looks bad on the balance sheet if you just stack up for and more days that you have to get paid for in the future. The insurance that covers your health also prefers for you to take time off before you get sick because a day off can prevent a week of having to recover, statistically speaking. The USA and their colonies are just insane, but apparently they can't afford a good shrink.
@woosaaa3486
@woosaaa3486 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't get sick and we won't have a problem" retail flashbacks...
@adrs1380
@adrs1380 3 жыл бұрын
As a marine biologist, I'm more afraid of the break room, than of the ocean.
@DotBC703
@DotBC703 3 жыл бұрын
At least we understand why people die in the ocean... unlike the break room ...
@adammcfall5133
@adammcfall5133 3 жыл бұрын
Is global warming affecting where creatures migrate to?
@herowither12354
@herowither12354 3 жыл бұрын
@@adammcfall5133 yea, the sharks live in coffee pots now
@weareallbornmad410
@weareallbornmad410 3 жыл бұрын
@@adammcfall5133 Yes. We have naturally migrated parrots in Poland now. If you're wandering - a little to the east of us is Russia.
@zellustar2756
@zellustar2756 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, hi ocean expert :D
@allenlivera1611
@allenlivera1611 7 ай бұрын
"The ocean doesn't come onto land." Got it. What a funny guy, with impeccable timing.
@stevescollectibles3460
@stevescollectibles3460 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t get sick and we won’t have a problem” I can relate to this
@maroonraccoon9433
@maroonraccoon9433 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Ryan just likes talking to himself about how stuff exists
@3nertia
@3nertia 3 жыл бұрын
You don't? :D
@colman0279
@colman0279 3 жыл бұрын
Also, these are clearly different people in the video and not two ryans
@maroonraccoon9433
@maroonraccoon9433 3 жыл бұрын
@@modernnorseman3615 yeah ur right
@Rezuvious
@Rezuvious 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan is just one of those people who can't keep his thoughts to himselves so he says them out loud and there are people sitting around him with phones phones at the ready.
@creap32
@creap32 3 жыл бұрын
that's ok, we love to watch him talk to himself about how stuff exists
@drksideofthewal
@drksideofthewal 3 жыл бұрын
Clever. This universe is full of things that may as well be magic, and most people don't have time to think about it because they're doing meaningless jobs.
@unreasonable-man.bsky.social
@unreasonable-man.bsky.social 3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Jokes on you. I can think about it and do my meaningless job at the same time.
@Timsturbs
@Timsturbs 3 жыл бұрын
@@unreasonable-man.bsky.social yea yea, being janitor is tight
@dedrae6929
@dedrae6929 3 жыл бұрын
I've never been more terrified of the ocean
@qwadratix
@qwadratix 3 жыл бұрын
Probably that's the reason I was never able to concentrate on the meaningless job. Fortunately, I did it long enough that I now have a bunch of money so I don't have to do it any more. Now I have time to think about it.
@unreasonable-man.bsky.social
@unreasonable-man.bsky.social 3 жыл бұрын
@@Timsturbs Showing respect for essential workers is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I suggest you give it a try. Being a janitor is probably more meaningful than what I do, especially now. It just won't pay all my bills.
@scotttarbox8478
@scotttarbox8478 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan plays everyone while giving each character there own unique personality
@the-wisest-emu
@the-wisest-emu 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh and our policies for sick days here is, don't get sick and we won't have a problem." As an American I can confirm this is accurate.
@demon1103
@demon1103 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, actually had a boss that when someone called out sick throwing up said "you throw up, get it out of your system, and come in to work".
@_Stormfather
@_Stormfather 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, assuming every job in America is like that is tight!
@evanmack8527
@evanmack8527 3 жыл бұрын
"We dont provide insurance, but if you get sick we need a doctor's note"
@jacknewman9256
@jacknewman9256 3 жыл бұрын
Can't remember the last time I only worked 40 hours in a week, took all my vacation days, and while on vacation wasn't freaking out to some degree. Gonna move to a rock.
@SwissTanuki
@SwissTanuki 3 жыл бұрын
As a Swiss I have no idea what that means. When I get sick I stay at home 100% paid. If I stay sick for more than 3 days I need a doctor's note and the company will get 80% of my pay from the national insurance and will pay the extra 20% so I can stay home with 100%. Well, very confusing stuff. I better go back to my paid 5 weeks vacation planing (which I have to take otherwise my boss will complain)
@jonathanblanton9446
@jonathanblanton9446 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan's acting is more on point than usual in this video. I mean, he's always good, but his expression of terrified incomprehension is just great.
@Dapper_Sloth
@Dapper_Sloth 3 жыл бұрын
Some people think Ryan twists words to make mundane stuff seem scary or stupid. In reality he's just insanely sane and realizes reality is so scary or stupid that it can blow your mind if you think about it. And he can monetize it, because sreaming endlesly into the abyss was less productive.
@nonyabisness6306
@nonyabisness6306 3 жыл бұрын
Being a functional human means not thinking too hard about a ton of stuff. and also ignoring the fact that we do this.
@blahblah8037
@blahblah8037 3 жыл бұрын
@@nonyabisness6306 I’d disagree because thinking of these things does not make you a nonfunctioning human.
@ilovejettrooper5922
@ilovejettrooper5922 3 жыл бұрын
@@blahblah8037 Depends which things you think about...
@sethterrell-filmdirector3968
@sethterrell-filmdirector3968 3 жыл бұрын
"Have people died in there" "The break room? No not many" Scp 197: the rayon George break room
@thecomfyshirt
@thecomfyshirt 3 жыл бұрын
Pure genius as always. I don’t understand how anyone could not like Ryan George. This is content I feel like even your grandma can enjoy. It’s just universally funny.
@ImSquiggs
@ImSquiggs 3 жыл бұрын
That's one of the reasons I like it so much, I can show this channel to absolutely anyone and they'll have a good time
@43186choco
@43186choco 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously...those 5 dislikes are a mistery for me....maybe they click on the dislike by accident...
@Heather-fx7sr
@Heather-fx7sr 3 жыл бұрын
Haha you’re clearly out of touch with the grandma generation
@ChezzaOuttaNowhere
@ChezzaOuttaNowhere 3 жыл бұрын
And offensive to no one. And ppl really think it’s impossible.
@darrylhamlin7475
@darrylhamlin7475 3 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from the other ScreenRant employees because he keeps coming in and metaphorically eating their lunches.
@katecosette
@katecosette 3 жыл бұрын
This feels like Ryan was initially making a “First Guy to Get a Job” video but kept thinking about the unknowns of the ocean and here we are
@nategross150
@nategross150 3 жыл бұрын
I swear this is every parent when a kid asks a difficult question.
@kathyd456
@kathyd456 3 жыл бұрын
Esp at 1:51 or so, that look... 😬
@r3dsnow757
@r3dsnow757 3 жыл бұрын
*kid asks a question* *Adult thinks hard about how to answer it and replies in best way possible* Kid : " wHy??"
@123duker
@123duker 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, this might be my favorite video from Ryan. Just his delivery, side comments, and explanations were top notch 👍😂
@lisaa7011
@lisaa7011 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that “not that many” people have died in the break room is really not very comforting.
@Lostmymind1
@Lostmymind1 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. That's the joke.
@AsadtheTutor
@AsadtheTutor 3 жыл бұрын
Well before the latest sexual harassment policy, men and women settled those issues using trial by combat.
@CosmicPhilosopher
@CosmicPhilosopher 3 жыл бұрын
Whoops!
@Zraknul
@Zraknul 3 жыл бұрын
It's where they cure you if you suddenly develop a spine. Sometimes there's complications.
@mrorangex7530
@mrorangex7530 3 жыл бұрын
whoopsi!
@blackironkatana
@blackironkatana 3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t get sick and we won’t have a problem.” That automatically brought me back to my retail working days. Haha
@samd2013
@samd2013 3 жыл бұрын
Also you have vacation days but we’re going to make you feel guilty about using them.
@daniellebaker8009
@daniellebaker8009 3 жыл бұрын
When you don't get health insurance at your retail job until after 2 years but you can't call out sick without a doctor's note😭 i remember working as a cashier with a 102 degree fever (before covid) once all because I couldn't get a doctors note to call out
@asmosisyup2557
@asmosisyup2557 2 жыл бұрын
Now if your sick, you work from home instead. yaaaaay progress.
@musicandfilms9956
@musicandfilms9956 2 жыл бұрын
Paid holidays per year (vacation in Americanese): France: 30 UK: 28 Bangladesh: 11 China: 5 USA: 0 USA wins again!
@musicandfilms9956
@musicandfilms9956 2 жыл бұрын
@@daniellebaker8009 Sick leave compared: Sweden - employees off sick in Sweden are entitled to 80% of their salary for up to one year. Hungary - employees are entitled to one year of paid sick leave. The first 15 days are paid at 70% of their salary, and the remainder is between 50 and 60%. France - employees are entitled to 90 days of paid sick leave, paid at a rate of 50% of your average earnings, or €43.80 - whichever is the lower UK - from the third day of sickness onwards, employees are entitled to sick pay for up to 28 weeks, at a rate of £95.85 per week. At the time of writing average weekly earnings in the UK are £471, making sick pay just over 20%. USA - maximum of 40 hours of sick leave annually. There is no federal law that says employees are entitled to paid sick leave. Yay for the USA!
@WreckinPoints11
@WreckinPoints11 3 жыл бұрын
“You can die in there?!” “Oh yeah, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
@Sirenhound
@Sirenhound 3 жыл бұрын
I should think *dying* would be quite the inconvenience.
@WarmBreadBearBuddy
@WarmBreadBearBuddy 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sirenhound not really, it’s quicker and easier than falling asleep
@jeffreymercado2082
@jeffreymercado2082 3 жыл бұрын
Well, the dying part would be the inconvenience.
@DawnTVBangla
@DawnTVBangla 3 жыл бұрын
wow i almost thought about laughing
@gotmunny
@gotmunny 3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow.. wow!
@fishboyFishyFins
@fishboyFishyFins 3 жыл бұрын
“Has anyone died in there?” “The break room? No, *not many,* no.” brilliant
@ShortHax
@ShortHax 3 жыл бұрын
Alt title: The first guy to find Nemo
@kermitthecommenter6794
@kermitthecommenter6794 3 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@thelonecrusader1800
@thelonecrusader1800 3 жыл бұрын
@@kermitthecommenter6794 thanks kermit
@monasimp87
@monasimp87 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130
@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130 3 жыл бұрын
shure
@atreus5366
@atreus5366 3 жыл бұрын
Could be a dentist who gave nemo to his daughter? Idk
@iame7483
@iame7483 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he's so freaked out about the ocean that he doesn't notice any of the job details "Has anyone died in there?" "In the break room? Not that many people."
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 3 жыл бұрын
"A bunch of drinking stuff?" The Ryan Universe continues.
@colinsmith1495
@colinsmith1495 3 жыл бұрын
Except you can't really drink it. It would have been fun to explore that more. Yeah, you drink that drinking stuff out there and it makes you crazy and then you die. Very much not like regular drinking stuff even though the stuff itself is very much like regular drinking stuff.
@WolfgangDoW
@WolfgangDoW 3 жыл бұрын
@@colinsmith1495 fun fact: Seawater doesn't make you go crazy and die if you drink it from the start rather than when you're already heavily dehydrated Dude proved this rafting across the Atlantic Ocean with no food or water. It took several months but he drank seawater, ate fish and plankton Really cool stuff actually
@chevon1920
@chevon1920 3 жыл бұрын
“You’re gonna have a couple of vacation days, we’re gonna make you feel guilty if you take them though,” lol, I can’t with this line, 😭
@peteredwards8556
@peteredwards8556 3 жыл бұрын
"has anybody died in there?" "in the break room? not that many people, no." what is happening in that break room
@jacobsimon7295
@jacobsimon7295 3 жыл бұрын
The room breaks you
@geo7803
@geo7803 3 жыл бұрын
The once a month pizza fights must get hardcore
@TheFourthAssasain9547
@TheFourthAssasain9547 3 жыл бұрын
eh i imagine some type of sacrificial ritual for that free monthly pizza creepy but i would do it
@flying-oyvinator
@flying-oyvinator 3 жыл бұрын
breaks.. sometimes necks are involved.. i guess..
@holyyoghurtman1952
@holyyoghurtman1952 3 жыл бұрын
Hank gets wild on pizza day
@haqeeqee
@haqeeqee 3 жыл бұрын
The way he describes the ocean makes it sound like a Keter class SCP.
@mylilfamily
@mylilfamily 3 жыл бұрын
Correct kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZCmg6R4fq2emqM
@alchemicmercury
@alchemicmercury 3 жыл бұрын
It is dude.
@teabook4
@teabook4 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was pretty young I read a comic book about corgis, and since it was a fiction book I thought corgis were mystical creatures. 😂 So when my cousin got a corgi, I was so shocked that my cousin had that magical corgi! 😳😳😳
@b.f.2461
@b.f.2461 3 жыл бұрын
Like narwhals?
@omaanimations9059
@omaanimations9059 3 жыл бұрын
@@b.f.2461 Like narwhals.
@CigarDoug
@CigarDoug 3 жыл бұрын
@@omaanimations9059 technically, narwhals ARE corgis, for when you have extremely broad definitions of what things are.
@johntumahab323
@johntumahab323 2 жыл бұрын
I just learned recently corgis were bred for the purpose of killing wolves. Their stubbly legs get them to run underneath and between wolf legs, then they leap up for their throats to kill them.
@teabook4
@teabook4 2 жыл бұрын
@@johntumahab323 wow
@rhabeldibabeldi6812
@rhabeldibabeldi6812 2 ай бұрын
4:00 I find it very rude of the cameraman to not tell the adstronaut where his thumb is. He clearly found and filmed it for entertainment purposes, what a jerk
@katherinepollock
@katherinepollock 3 жыл бұрын
"Has anyone died in there?!" "In the break room? Not that many people." 💀😂
@Tim_the_Enchanter
@Tim_the_Enchanter 3 жыл бұрын
True story: I was having a conversation at work just a couple days ago with a woman in her early 20s, and I was explaining how the movement of the moon creates tides in the oceans. She looked at me as if I were describing some kind of necromancy. Living in the mid-west, it's understandable that she had never actually seen this phenomenon, but it just goes to show how some things we may think of as obvious common knowledge ... aren't.
@senbrisbane5352
@senbrisbane5352 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how it does not effect all bodies of water the same way though. I find it weird how selective it is. Lakes? EFF you. Dat big ocean? Oh yeah, let's make it rise and fall for daddy.
@drafezard7315
@drafezard7315 3 жыл бұрын
@@senbrisbane5352 Size is the main factor and some great lakes do have a tide, it's just far less noticeable.
@b.f.2461
@b.f.2461 3 жыл бұрын
@@senbrisbane5352 you realize there are tides in a glass of water, they’re just too small to notice?
@oskarhenriksen
@oskarhenriksen 3 жыл бұрын
The movement of what, now??
@profozpin227
@profozpin227 3 жыл бұрын
@@senbrisbane5352 Technically the blood in your body has tides; they are absolutely tiny though.
@meliussui
@meliussui 3 жыл бұрын
You should do “the first guy to ever go bowling”
@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372
@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 3 жыл бұрын
"Hi there, hello, so I have this giant heavy ball and some weird cones over there."
@alicepbg2042
@alicepbg2042 3 жыл бұрын
what's bowling?
@theamici
@theamici 3 жыл бұрын
Bowling, using a broad definition, is actually a sport that can trace itself back thousands of years. The modern standardized concept of bowling of course is just like 200 years old, give or take some decades.
@starvingshark815
@starvingshark815 3 жыл бұрын
@@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 "Woah aren't those cones used to keep drivers safe"
@christianpiper9562
@christianpiper9562 3 жыл бұрын
@@theamici I want to say r/woooooooosh but I feel that you want that
@pohjanvanamo
@pohjanvanamo Жыл бұрын
He is going to learn a lot in that job 👍
@psychojoe4764
@psychojoe4764 3 жыл бұрын
2:31 Now THAT is a brilliant expression
@jmanj3917
@jmanj3917 3 жыл бұрын
"Ninety-five percent of it is a mystery, and sometimes it comes and kills you?!" Lmao..
@e_sky3045
@e_sky3045 3 жыл бұрын
I would pay a thousand dollars to see that guy just explain everything about everything.
@mokongthe3856
@mokongthe3856 3 жыл бұрын
This is definitely how having an existential crisis feels like
@nooooooooope3809
@nooooooooope3809 2 жыл бұрын
Having an existential crisis presently, can confirm
@paulaten7414
@paulaten7414 3 жыл бұрын
"Have many people died in there?" "In the break room? Not that many." Me: So how is it not zero?
@Limrasson
@Limrasson 3 жыл бұрын
It's called "break" room for a reason.
@valesth4903
@valesth4903 3 жыл бұрын
Check shark vs vending machine kill ratio.
@cory6266
@cory6266 3 жыл бұрын
Some people really didn't like missing out on that pizza.
@empresstheodora123
@empresstheodora123 3 жыл бұрын
@@valesth4903 best comment ever
@SoaringDragon562
@SoaringDragon562 3 жыл бұрын
Well, there was this one guy who always nuked fish in the microwave and never refilled the coffee pot. We don’t talk about him anymore.
@Sandsquid21
@Sandsquid21 3 жыл бұрын
The moments of stunned, horrified silence makes this so great!
@ala0284
@ala0284 3 жыл бұрын
Ryan George has a talent for making me laugh and giving me existential crises simultaneously
@grumpy9721
@grumpy9721 3 жыл бұрын
The only other person who can do this to me is John Oliver! 😄
@suskirk4683
@suskirk4683 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorites for sure!
@alanlewis988
@alanlewis988 2 жыл бұрын
Wowowoow one of his best!
@penqin9601
@penqin9601 3 жыл бұрын
Remember, he's the boss. He has the most commanding mustache.
@jonofthehill
@jonofthehill 3 жыл бұрын
I want more of guy who's lived under Rock his whole life
@itsnotpaul8548
@itsnotpaul8548 3 жыл бұрын
It's a spacious boulder not a rock
@mimo788
@mimo788 3 жыл бұрын
His name is Patrick
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 3 жыл бұрын
Look I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about the guy who's lived under a rock his whole life.
@Richitsu
@Richitsu 3 жыл бұрын
"What would I do on a vacation?" "Well, lots of people like to take a trip to the beach which is right next to the ocean" "Why would anyone want to do that?"
@airplanes_aren.t_real
@airplanes_aren.t_real 3 жыл бұрын
"You know it has sand, sun and water that you can swim in" "The same water with the millions of dead bodies and dangerous animals?" "Yes, look I need you to get all the way off my back about this ocean stuff"
@manfredschutze834
@manfredschutze834 6 ай бұрын
probably my favorite ryan sketch^^
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