"Has anyone died in there??" "In the break room? Not that many." Erm.
@shaereub44503 жыл бұрын
That... That's a good thing... Right?
@puellamservumaddominum61803 жыл бұрын
@not fadhel hey better than alot of people dying in break room.
@xsanguine83 жыл бұрын
@not fadhel I mean, Microwaves, who even knows how those things work?
@jameswhitley41013 жыл бұрын
@@xsanguine8 as long as we keep the nondairy creamer away from them, it should be okay, right?
@zachsutton21133 жыл бұрын
Erm. Kinda cringe -Zach Hadel
@ripchain18103 жыл бұрын
Producer: How is the ocean a real thing? Writer: I don't know. Producer: Fair enough.
@cool-mb7fy3 жыл бұрын
It’s actually a government conspiracy we have set up.
@kermitthecommenter67943 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@mjmercado26123 жыл бұрын
@@cool-mb7fy yeah
@maryzmijski60873 жыл бұрын
Yes
@cool-mb7fy3 жыл бұрын
@@kermitthecommenter6794 G’day G’day
@ASonicSloth3 жыл бұрын
“Has anyone died in there?” “In the break room? Not that many people, no.” That line is amazing
@Marceloloeite3 жыл бұрын
Judging by the "mandatory overtime at 5pm" on the whiteboard, I guess this place is kinda rigid and has zero tolerance towards prolonged breaks in the break room
@kaspercederlund43933 жыл бұрын
@@Marceloloeite If you have a prolonged break the break room becomes a room for other uses of the word break
@davidfisher713 жыл бұрын
"I mean, less than 0.1% compared to the ocean ... statistically insignificant, nothing to worry yourself about at all." "*Thousands* of people have died in the break room??"
@surreal_dreams3 жыл бұрын
We need a "How Is Space A Real Thing" episode now.
@thomasvangompel72112 жыл бұрын
Yea totally
@KanohiVahi2 жыл бұрын
Oh I can already see the Ryan in that video having a whole new level of existential crisis Ooh existential crisis is tight!
@wabc23362 жыл бұрын
Guy who lived under a rock when he finds out we live on a "planet" at 1:47 be like
@jasonnightingale6442 жыл бұрын
“Space is definitely real” …. The Adstronaut
@apollohateshisdayjob96062 жыл бұрын
And the Adstronaut would fit in perfectly with that video!
@OneShotQuips3 жыл бұрын
Wait….so….I need an explanation on why people died in the break room
@scoots2913 жыл бұрын
Come right this way. I'll show you....
@raznaak3 жыл бұрын
You know, when in the break room, you get a break. Sometimes that break is a little bit more literal.
@Jhereckk3 жыл бұрын
That's where all the necks are broken
@deaddu3 жыл бұрын
The ocean came into the break room that time
@Chrono_Mitsurugi3 жыл бұрын
No sick days, make you feel guilty if you take vacation days, mandatory overtime.
@OneTopic3 жыл бұрын
I can tell by your moustache that you are in charge I’ve decided
@Klay_Dubya3 жыл бұрын
He does have a much more commanding mustache than me so I kind of feel like you're right and that hes in charge
@johnfaber1003 жыл бұрын
O hey, it's the really giggly guy who's on my computer sometimes! Hi!
@kermitthecommenter67943 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day!
@agostino33203 жыл бұрын
I did the 200th like
@noodlearg97453 жыл бұрын
he's a reverse beardo
@incognitogirl62013 жыл бұрын
Ryan 1: "Has anyone dies in there?" Ryan 2: "In the break room? Not many, no." Ryan 1: *completely disregards*
@newson11773 жыл бұрын
I was like "wait, not that many?! 🤣"
@angel_cat3 жыл бұрын
@@newson1177 ikr. I was like, “someone DIED in the break room?! What kind of company is this?”
@Fumblebeebyyourside3 жыл бұрын
@@angel_cat exactly 😂😂👌
@hey_how_are_ya3 жыл бұрын
Food poisoning went too far
@EccoWolf13 жыл бұрын
@@hey_how_are_ya the wheel of death in the breakroom that is your only option if you don't have time to grab or prep a lunch.
@zeriel91483 жыл бұрын
I love how this makes the ocean sound like a living creature that attacks the land sometimes.
@lexslate2476 Жыл бұрын
Aren't we all just living creatures that attack the land sometimes?
@jacobc9221 Жыл бұрын
@@lexslate2476 Archaeologists are living things that attack the land sometimes to find stuff, like bones or pottery.
@windowstosky Жыл бұрын
Thank goodness it isn't. It's millions upon millions of living creatures and gallons of undrinkable drinking stuff that collectively attacks the land sometimes
@Slothi_Deathi Жыл бұрын
AND IT ISN'T???
@ethanmeaker9964 Жыл бұрын
Kyogre
@gossguy79473 жыл бұрын
It seems like Ryan just turns his showerthougts into sketches and I love it. Turning showerthoughts into a sketch is TIGHT
@vladtheimpaler95773 жыл бұрын
I can tell from experience that it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@LordVulcan933 жыл бұрын
It sure is, Sir!
@vladimirlagos26883 жыл бұрын
If I turned my showerthoughts into sketches I would probably get banned from KZbin...
@adaurysantos3 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirlagos2688 Wow wow wow wow
@ishaankapoor9333 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirlagos2688 LOL
@noxlupa29963 жыл бұрын
“Have people died in there?” “In the break room, not that many no.” *“Hold up-”*
@gizmomarek4703 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn’t think about that
@jmeis44233 жыл бұрын
dang it, you took my comment
@gizmomarek4703 жыл бұрын
@@jmeis4423 Oh soz
@Try-hard-emily3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kermitthecommenter67943 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@Jojafox3 жыл бұрын
"Has anyone died in there?" "The breakroom? Not that many people." Not exactly the response I would have hoped for tbh
@Jojafox3 жыл бұрын
@BatCat😼🦇 Whoopsie!
@LtnCorrsk3 жыл бұрын
That's most honest company you could die for, though.
@88porpoise3 жыл бұрын
Well sometimes you break a fast, sometimes you break a leg, and occasionally you break a neck
@johngreen83443 жыл бұрын
Ehh, you could say they were taking a break, but then someone broke it.
@billmohr99893 жыл бұрын
@@88porpoise Only breaking the neck after doing a backflip and only to save the day...
@jokervynehahaha55682 жыл бұрын
Ryan verse seems like a pretty decent place. Everyone seems to recognize that the world is a scary, baffling place and they give each other a little patience while they deal with it all. Lot of compassion, goodwill toward Ryankind and such. Wish I lived there.
@OttoKreml5 ай бұрын
It is populated entirely by men. And they can do anything they want by saying "I decided".
@The-Rest-of-Us3 жыл бұрын
“Listen I need you to get aaaalll the way off my back about the ocean”
@tundraosu3 жыл бұрын
lol
@pkmntrainermark88813 жыл бұрын
Oh, let me get off that thing.
@expiredmilk54353 жыл бұрын
@@pkmntrainermark8881 that's what she said
@ZoosheeStudio3 жыл бұрын
Dang it I just commented that. So....I'm gonna need you to stay off my back about me already commenting that.
@nomdotpng3 жыл бұрын
“Oh getting off the ocean is TIGHT!”
@BasicShapes3 жыл бұрын
"So, you have some existential dread for me?" "Yes sir, I do!"
@randompastahandle3 жыл бұрын
leave this comment at 42 likes
@TheGuardDuck3 жыл бұрын
@@randompastahandle too bad.
@js100serch3 жыл бұрын
So you have some Metroid Dread for.... ok nope.
@weismeister1213 жыл бұрын
existential dread is TIGHT!
@jacobd19843 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Ryan George to make a bunch of salty water sound like an eldritch horror.
@kamikiku3 жыл бұрын
"Don't get sick and we won't have a problem" - I felt that in my soul
@PhazonOmega3 жыл бұрын
Legit been in that work environment. Do not recommend.
@JustaGuy_Gaming3 жыл бұрын
I can't count the number of times I have maxed out my sick days but been unable to ever take them. Oh and the wonderful fact you lose most of them at the end of every year with only like 20 hours rolling over... I guess companies just don't want you to get sick in the first few months of the year.
@darthdonkulous1810Ай бұрын
Do you not get 4 weeks a year paid days off work like we do in the UK, in America? Oh plus the several bank/public holidays, so more like 34/35 days...That you can mostly book off when ever you want. Surely it's not that bad in America?
@samlaxson3623 Жыл бұрын
The way you can just nonchalantly describe the horrors of existence is terrifying and hilarious at the same time
@shawnieBaby Жыл бұрын
It really makes me feel better. 😉
@samlaxson3623 Жыл бұрын
@@shawnieBaby 🤨
@krudmonger3 жыл бұрын
While I totally appreciate the breakdown of the ocean that is the centerpiece of this video, I'm mostly enjoying bits like "So you're gonna get a couple vacation days, we're gonna make you feel guilty if you take them, though..."
@kuryamtl3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I worked a job where it was virtually impossible for me to take vacation or sick days.
@Esgaroth20053 жыл бұрын
Decided to scroll until I saw someone appreciate this specific bit I liked. Not sure why though...
@derrickvernon3 жыл бұрын
@@Esgaroth2005 Same
@johnschwalb3 жыл бұрын
I do nightly processes, I am the only one at my work at night. If I don't show up they can not start work the next day. I have sick days but really can't take them, and I have vacation days but ganna get guilted when I take them. Because if I can't do my job someone isn't sleeping that night.
@Ikajo3 жыл бұрын
The USA is weird... in Sweden it is part of the law that people have at least five weeks of paid vacation... and sick days is not up the employer...
@nxpy66843 жыл бұрын
This portrays difference of childhood and adulthood so well. As children we're in awe of everything and as we grow up we just stop caring to think about it all
@-haclong23663 жыл бұрын
Not everyone, in fact, probably only about a minority of things through familiarisation. If you introduce a new concept to an adult they are also in awe, but a knowledgeable kid isn't. A 4 year old that is aware of the vastness of the universe will be less in awe of it than a 50 year old just learning it (literally my son explaining stars to my mother).
@gwenlyda49583 жыл бұрын
@@-haclong2366 you know actually you're right, I mean it's basically what this video shows, I think I've been thinking about this wrong
@cenciende94013 жыл бұрын
Only the losers who lose their sense of curiosity and wonder. By which I mean non-creative people.
@TheBlackAztec33 жыл бұрын
@@cenciende9401 Some people just have real stuff to think about.
@n0tarat3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it’s a sketch about a guy who doesn’t know about the ocean, it’s not that deep
@ManicPandaz3 жыл бұрын
“This new employee is the worst! Where did you find him?” “Literally under a rock.” “That makes sense.”
@Carewolf3 жыл бұрын
It is tough hiring market.
@tesswinker24823 жыл бұрын
So, Boulder, Colorado?
@everestcanyon56473 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't Patrick Star know all about living in the Ocean?
@ToyotaTacomaOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ToyotaTacomaOfficial3 жыл бұрын
@wesdood Good
@Shayscribble2 жыл бұрын
Ryan's horrified face had me cackling. We need a picture of it. ❤️🤣
@kingskid19852 жыл бұрын
His horrified reaction at the description of stars made me laugh soooooo hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kristjanpeil.bsky.social Жыл бұрын
Yeah this out of his depth applicant is one of his best written characters..
@ChaosRayZero Жыл бұрын
"We need a picture of it." Do you not know how to use the "screencap" function on your device?
@Forgan_Mreeman Жыл бұрын
@@ChaosRayZerowhat’s that
@lostmarble5403 жыл бұрын
I kinda envy that guy, he's terrified of the ocean but doesn't mind the whole adding numbers inside a grey cubicle for the rest of his life, that is the exact opposite of most people
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24943 жыл бұрын
but this is literally my (adult) kid, though. Like, we share the thalassophobia thing, but right now they're going through a career orientation change because they think sitting in a cubicle engaging in minor ordered tasks is TIGHT.
@h3rbst_schm3rz143 жыл бұрын
I'm terrified of both :D
@JustaGuy_Gaming3 жыл бұрын
To be fair it's heavily implied he is an accountant or something. All he has to do is sit in an office all day and push some papers around. No one will ever check his work and strangely enough the Accounting department can always find the money to justify their pay. Even better the worse things get he more people need you....
@averagejoe90403 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 dont worry too much, they'll likely come to their senses in a year or so.
@averagejoe90403 жыл бұрын
@@JustaGuy_Gaming accounting is the one department that always gets bigger as the company has less money.
@hunterkiller14403 жыл бұрын
After becoming a skeleton in the ocean... Boss: You're still coming into work, right?
@eyebotthegreat3 жыл бұрын
The way you said “become a skeleton” instead of just “die” implies that you’re still alive but now you’re Skeletor.
@Fumblebeebyyourside3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny, Hunterkiller 👌❣️
@chrisppx3 жыл бұрын
@@eyebotthegreat becoming skeletor is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@davidwuhrer67043 жыл бұрын
Being dead is no excuse for slacking off, said the necromancer.
@That80sGuy19723 жыл бұрын
@@chrisppx D^MN YOU! I was gonna' comment that. **reluctant thumbs-up**
@stevemorison37873 жыл бұрын
“So you’ve got a terrifying natural ecosystem for me” “Yes sir I do”
@Cooolstorm3 жыл бұрын
"Wowwowwowwow...wow."
@RobertKildoo Жыл бұрын
Ok, I have just discovered Ryan today and he is clearly the funniest man who has ever lived. I am normally not a big comedy fan, but this may just be the most brilliant thing I have ever seen or heard. Binging everything now. So brilliant😂!!!
@frankandstein86189 ай бұрын
Pitch Meetings. Pitch Meetings. You GOTTA watch all of his Pitch Meetings. There's only a couple hundred of them and they are the funniest things on You Tube.
@justforever965 ай бұрын
Wait until you see pitch meeting
@MULTICINEMA9993 жыл бұрын
“Has anyone died in there??” “In the break room? Not that many people no” I DIED 💀💀
@theultimatefreak6663 жыл бұрын
That explains everything
@zebrahunter69563 жыл бұрын
Were you in the break room?
@jacobc92213 жыл бұрын
In the ocean or the breakroom?
@artvulture4563 жыл бұрын
Metaphorically or literally?
@MULTICINEMA9993 жыл бұрын
YES
@HenriZwols3 жыл бұрын
Reading through the comments and I see a lot of people being concerned about deaths in the break room. I can tell you you have your priorities wrong: as the guy stated millions of people have died in the ocean and not that many in the break room. So worry about the ocean.
@ApequH3 жыл бұрын
I think the deaths per square meter in the break room sounds higher. But I'll keep focussing on the part where the ocean comes on land to kill us. (If the ocean comes on land, doesn't that just make the ocean bigger? )
@katgenn-winkler17543 жыл бұрын
We're gonna need you to back all the way off our backs concerning our concern about deaths in the break room. 😂🤣😂
@ASonicSloth3 жыл бұрын
I mean, you never know what he means by not that many. There may be a lot more break room deaths than you think
@EskChan193 жыл бұрын
@@ASonicSloth Yeah i mean compared to the total number of deaths in history, those few thousand people really aren't that many.
@TF2CrunchyFrog3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but I don't go into the ocean 5 days per week. The break room, however...
@Rey74303 жыл бұрын
"95% of it is a mystery and sometimes it comes to kill you" - this actually changed my perspective on the ocean
@pendejo64523 жыл бұрын
It gave me an existential crisis
@eileensnow61533 жыл бұрын
I remember being ten years old and not wanting to get out of the water while at the beach. I’m in my late 20s now and I can’t go in past my ankles 😅
@nilnil27783 жыл бұрын
Sounds like America to me
@pendejo64523 жыл бұрын
@@nilnil2778 💀
@haanis54583 жыл бұрын
You know that the 95% is basically just ocean dessert. Its just water and sand. No scientist is gonna wanna explore that.
@Archie212 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this one. One of your best sketches, I decided.
@misseli13 жыл бұрын
The lore is expanding. I am now convinced that most of the people in the Ryanverse who are entirely unaware of most of the basic every day things we take for granted all lived under giant boulders.
@MoBot2493 жыл бұрын
He must have just come from the cloning chambers under a mountain or bouldery hillside.
@fnors23 жыл бұрын
Only the fortunate ones. The less fortunate lived under small boulders. Maybe a medium sized one.
@renab.73903 жыл бұрын
Or in caves. Though mountains technically are giant boulders, so...
@DarthJonaxe3 жыл бұрын
Giant Espacious boulders! With a lot a room and what not.
@TheRajivDutta3 жыл бұрын
Living under giant boulders is Tight!!!
@dkisausome3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how many terrifying things there are about this world that we just completely disregard because we're used to it.
@charlescannon24693 жыл бұрын
Place I live has wildfires regularly and meth dealers are so common and accepted when one got arrested the response was ah shit, he paid a lot of money to play in the bingo hall...and the previous placed I lived had the fires and people kept getting killed. Like just every few motnhs there would be a murder. Never on the news, no one talked about it. It apparently was justa thing that happened.
@dkisausome3 жыл бұрын
@@charlescannon2469 Geeze, wherever you live is hardcore.
@charlescannon24693 жыл бұрын
@@dkisausome I was gonna say nah it's not that bad I mean it's no worse than UK or Russia and realized what that means. I just remembered my family is from Ireland. The Irish have such a violent history a civil war is referred as "the troubles". Between earthquakes, stabbings, fires, bombings. I mean Australia is a place people saw all the deadly craziness just went ok. We live here now. Humans are hardcore.
@gaysexhaver3 жыл бұрын
yeah like detroit
@orionsghost95113 жыл бұрын
Like ourselves. ; )
@sparky48783 жыл бұрын
That’s going to be an interesting “employee of the month” wall in the Ryanverse.
@gruthakhul1003 жыл бұрын
it will be him looking absolutely frightened becuase somebody took a photo of him and now his 2D clone is trapped on this piece of paper for eternity!
@jexxxvox3 жыл бұрын
Heads up, it's probably Ryan.
@Zachary-3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the employee of the month will be Ryan, but I hear Ryan has really been putting in the hours.
@CloudyNebula2 жыл бұрын
Friggin' love how he makes us immediately think that the star sticker will have an animal-star shape, but then, instead of talking about the ocean yet again, he starts talking about actual stars as in astronomical objects. This guy's brilliant.
@sharkdentures32473 жыл бұрын
While giving a comical story about learning of the Ocean, Ryan gives a surprisingly accurate description of most jobs.
@LadysavagexXxX3 жыл бұрын
Correct. Lol I didn’t think I clicked on the right video at first.
@potaterjim3 жыл бұрын
"Do the stickers look like stars?" "Well no not really. But they do look like star _fish."_ "Do those live in the ocean?" "Actually yeah" "And why'd we name them that? Do _they_ look like stars?" "Well no"
@kin-38773 жыл бұрын
Oh my god
@victornone8723 жыл бұрын
Imagine the confusion, when you tell someone that pointy stars shapes are not actually star shapes
@jamoecw3 жыл бұрын
well stars (the shape) is from early depictions of the sun. the points represent the rays coming from the star, as that was very common back in the way back. over time it morphed into something that was easy to draw, basically like the simplification of hieroglyphs. the star shape of course isn't a hieroglyph though. it really is that shape because in simple art stars need to be distinct from just circles, especially when there isn't a lot of context.
@potaterjim3 жыл бұрын
@@jamoecw I wanted to point that out too, but I couldn't word it funnily enough
@cheapworldtraveller3 жыл бұрын
And there is a star named Patrick that just like him lives under a rock.
@omeysalvi3 жыл бұрын
I swear this guy's videos just keep on getting more and more existential as he probes the most obvious assumptions of human logic and comes out with fascinating contradictions. He is truly the H.P. Lovecraft of 21st Century Internet Comedy.
@jshenry19763 жыл бұрын
That's.... incredibly accurate.
@dallasreynolds29623 жыл бұрын
I didn't think we needed an H.P. Lovecraft in the internet comedy realm... but I was wrong.
@jellyjelly64743 жыл бұрын
And H.P. Lovecraft is truly the dark souls of horror writers
@Anonymous-mg8bu3 жыл бұрын
It’s great isn’t it
@shaunaksoni56593 жыл бұрын
Does he have a cat tho 😳
@Alteori3 жыл бұрын
95% of it is a mystery and sometimes it comes to kill you 😂
@alienz86413 жыл бұрын
Having an existential crisis about the ocean is TIGHT
@bable63142 жыл бұрын
Hi Alteori, didn't expect to see you here. Keep making good content!
@h20sipper62 жыл бұрын
Hey alteori! Nice to see you here
@aaauuguhu90482 жыл бұрын
How are you everywhere
@Aech02 жыл бұрын
Sounds like me at 3 am... For legal reasons thats a joke...
@pulsarecho19523 жыл бұрын
He's gonna freak out when he learns about volcanoes.
@ehall51513 жыл бұрын
Maybe some cousins will die trying to climb the fire triangle.
@yeolelad8883 жыл бұрын
@@ehall5151 That’s what happened to my cousin Bob (not actually)
@_Muzolf3 жыл бұрын
See, we are actually living on a thin solid layer that is on top of this giant ball of molten rock. And since the whole place is geologically active, this means this layer sometimes moves, we call that an earthquake, and sometimes in places you get holes on it, where hot stuff comes up and burns places.
@devonm0426903 жыл бұрын
"When Mountains Attack"
@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl50073 жыл бұрын
@@devonm042690 You mean the big triangles ?
@Hoshimaru573 жыл бұрын
That look...😧 “Tell me about space next.” Kinda ironic that his sketches all end with the Adstronaut and this is the first time it’s ever been relevant.
@NadDew3 жыл бұрын
that call foreshadowing.
@Papierkorb22923 жыл бұрын
"Here's your golden star sticker" "Ok, now hold on, the shape of this sticker isn't even close to the shape of a star, why does it have 5 corners?" "That's how we represent stars I decided"
@haydenadams33083 жыл бұрын
I am certain that the person who designed the star stickers had a stigmatism... because that's what stars look like to me. I have a stigmatism in both eyes so most lights do actually look like that, with small spokes of light poking out ranging from 5 to 8 per light source. But that's because my eyes can't focus all the light properly, so some of it bounces in my eyeball differently and comes in at weird angles creating the spoke/ corners effect.
@thefilmfan63263 жыл бұрын
oh interesting!
@FirstNameLastName-oo1zm3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna need you to get off my back about the shape of the sticker
@God_37123 жыл бұрын
@@haydenadams3308 I have such high stigmatism that I can't even see the stars lol. But that's really interesting
@Papierkorb22923 жыл бұрын
@@hebakhalid437 But then it's the same with the name of it.
@MadScientist5123 жыл бұрын
"How deep is it, like a metre or two?" "Only on the edge, then it goes down hundreds of metres, from where it becomes pitch black, down to kilometres. I think the deepest is over 10 kilometres, and down there the pressure is so great that it could squeeze you through a 10 centimetre hole like gristly toothpaste, air becomes a liquid and the normal chemical processes necessary for life stop working" [Horrified blank stare] "Excuse me sir?" "Sorry, I just saw an unusual version of Hell; well I'm glad no-one would ever go there." "Actually, it's kind of a thing for some people." "Oh really, do they make it back safe?" "Well, there was that one group of divers, they had a decompression accident and exploded." "Oh My God!"
@Art_official_in_tellin_gists3 жыл бұрын
Actually it imploded, you have mislead us! You make me so mad scientist!
@thegoose46503 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the Byford dolphin incident
@LostOnceLefthanded3 жыл бұрын
@@Art_official_in_tellin_gists Actually they exploded. They were depressurising themselves when this one guy was leaving the deprussrising chamber and opened the hatch before closing the airlock. The Chamber was at 9 atm pressure and it went to 1 atm in a matter of seconds. 4 people in the chamber exploded and their remains blew outside all over the oil rig and the airlock with 2 people inside was launched violently from the dock, killing the guy who opened the hatch and causing serious but not fatal injuries to the other. You are welcome.
@Danlows13 жыл бұрын
@@LostOnceLefthanded part of one of their spines was lodged in a steel wall about 10m away from the rest of them if I remember correctly. Vertically up, too It was a safety malfunction, the lever to open the hatch was meant to fail to safe, if the interior was pressurised. Obviously that didn’t happen and five people died. Spectacularly.
@Vrynn103 жыл бұрын
I’m glad to know if Ryan ever runs out of ideas there’s at least one ghostwriter waiting in the wings that is completely ready to go. If I hadn’t already watched the video, I’d have assumed you were quoting it.
@thatsruffdog3 жыл бұрын
“9AM: new hire orientation 2PM: urine tests 5PM: mandatory overtime.” Lol
@TheHuangShan3 жыл бұрын
Unrealistic. It is usually "mandatory voluntary unpaid overtime and we will make you feel guilty if you don't take it, but will never give you a raise or a promotion for doing it" kind of deal.
@nxpy66843 жыл бұрын
@@TheHuangShan hilarious
@jychilly3 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment and appreciate the fact that the ads at the end of Ryan's videos are still more clever and entertaining than the content of most youtube videos? I mean, that's pretty impressive!
@kjoc703 жыл бұрын
I give it a thumbs up.
@nibncabc27373 жыл бұрын
@@kjoc70 I give it two thumbs up
@EchotaisHealing3 жыл бұрын
I completely agree. His are the only ads I watch because they are so funny.
@MarkWaner3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it is not that difficult thing to do. But they are great, though
@pixelfox79993 жыл бұрын
I was just going to comment on that. His sponsor adds are brilliant! It's like an extra laugh for free...after the free first laugh 😉😆
@machinaeZER03 жыл бұрын
"We're discovering new species all the time" "You and me?" Had to pause after that to get my chuckles out, hahah
@amirpatel19343 жыл бұрын
Taking credit for other people's achievements is tight 😂
@emp94133 жыл бұрын
Lol the look of fear on his face! These sketches are gold 🤣
@asmosisyup25573 жыл бұрын
unexpected jokes are tight!
@ajwinberg2 жыл бұрын
The look on the employee's face everytime he gets frightening information about the ocean, is just hilarious.
@yohanahramen67563 жыл бұрын
The man who literally lived under a rock. That could become a series.
@MaiAolei3 жыл бұрын
a boulder, a spacious bolder!
@AshIsBored_3 жыл бұрын
Well there is a Patrick the star show.
@_Tomon3 жыл бұрын
@@AshIsBored_ But that's in the ocean. Too scary to watch...
@devonm0426903 жыл бұрын
I mean it kind of is? He just isn't the main character. Ironically, it's set in the very ocean this numbskull's suddenly so afraid of.
@m00n2343 жыл бұрын
I have something to ask, if it is a series, at the end will he do a backflip snap the bad guys neck and save the day?
@barney34443 жыл бұрын
I'm just concerned for how this guy will react when he learns about his thing called rain when the sea takes to the sky to attack you and your house
@wharhast19203 жыл бұрын
Hail. When the ocean makes clouds and then it attacks you as heavy fast balls of ice.
@wharhast19203 жыл бұрын
Cyclones\ hurricane/ typhoons would be too much for him
@wharhast19203 жыл бұрын
Wha about two galaxies merging and two super massive black holes combining?
@wharhast19203 жыл бұрын
Meteors?
@wharhast19203 жыл бұрын
Dinasours?
@MotiviqueStudio3 жыл бұрын
"So there are millions of dead bodies in that water over there." And now I know what to say when I don't feel like going to the beach.
@skepticalmagos_1013 жыл бұрын
Go and play Subnautica :3
@arcticguy34553 жыл бұрын
@@skepticalmagos_101 Reaper.
@TheNefastor3 жыл бұрын
A famous French singer has a song which says (among other things) that the sea is dirty because the fish f*uck in it.
@rydrakeesperanza53703 жыл бұрын
Millions.... I wonder if that's under exaggerated in terms of *animal* corpses (was he talking about humans?) Because if we look above the lysocline(s)... And in, well, the sand basically, how some coral reef and lagunes came into existence,... Bearing that in mind, your excuse is more logical than it sounds at first
@TheNefastor3 жыл бұрын
@@a.t.4527 just one ??? I'm shocked.
@Seinari3 жыл бұрын
"Has anyway died in there?" "in the break room? Not that many people, no" I wanna hear that story.
@acat37853 жыл бұрын
These are the questions we must ask ourselves
@samuelgunter3 жыл бұрын
no we need to ask our employer
@Cap_ta3 жыл бұрын
No they're not
@maryzmijski60873 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nabhchandra_3 жыл бұрын
no
@ve54983 жыл бұрын
Ryan makes things sound stupid just by explaining it.
@Pingoz3 жыл бұрын
The ocean is kinda scary if you look at it the right way Also crabs are crazy
@kermitthecommenter67943 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@lawjef3 жыл бұрын
His reaction character is a satire on stupid, risk adverse people. If you identify with that… seek help
@notthatbad88443 жыл бұрын
exactly
@Milamberinx3 жыл бұрын
@@lawjef not sure I agree. Stupid people don't immediately grasp the enormity of brand new concepts.
@seronimo__77353 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you never try to shoehorn your sponsors into the sketches or make any awkward transitions or anything. You just put them at the end, and play the same character each time, not referencing the sketch at all. It's refreshing; we can watch your sketches without being scared anything's gonna segue into a sponsorship without warning. Plus, we all still watch your sponsors because the Adstronaut is a hilarious character.
@hexcodeff66243 жыл бұрын
@Jim Pickens What are not doing?
@hexcodeff66243 жыл бұрын
I mean, the transition is a green-screen explosion. What more could you ask for?
@gin25943 жыл бұрын
That's probably why he can avoid having to shoehorn it, other creates have to do it just to get their audience to watch and yet somehow Ryan has the charisma and comedic knowledge enough to actually get people to willingly watch his ads because they *want* to. That's talent.
@pacorka99433 жыл бұрын
I never watch the ads but still appreciate the adstronaut
@Dargonhuman3 жыл бұрын
It's like the Adstronaut bits are a bonus sketch that we can watch and enjoy but aren't essential to the central plot thread of the overall Ryanverse.
@bodine2193 жыл бұрын
This might be your best video. I kindof wish “how are stars a thing” had been a follow up.
@finn16662 жыл бұрын
i would love a "how is space a thing" in general
@sandrotabidze3 жыл бұрын
Reaching the Marianna Trench is super hard and is very much an inconvenience.
@bigstanko73913 жыл бұрын
Actual good one!
@illyth633 жыл бұрын
One might even say *super* hard.
@gp29173 жыл бұрын
Actually it’s quite easy. All you need is a boat and a 20 lb weight tied to your foot.
@alexanderm.6353 жыл бұрын
Yooo I found a Georgian in a Ryan George comment section!
@M2e83 жыл бұрын
actualy its super easy, bearly an inconvenience (a reference to ryan's pitch meeting series)
@Firestar40413 жыл бұрын
"Anyone died in there!?" "In the break room, not that many." . . . hol up.
@adi40323 жыл бұрын
Yes....there are many versions of Ryan died in there
@ricardinho14843 жыл бұрын
1 minute silence for the not that many😔😔😔
@CodyCzar13 жыл бұрын
#TheBelkoExperiment
@pandemonium84203 жыл бұрын
Is 4 followers a lot? On Instagram no, in a dark alley yes.
@TheBrickGuy79393 жыл бұрын
So this takes place after The First Person To Ever Die?
@edwarda.78643 жыл бұрын
-“Has anybody died in there?” -“In the break room, no. Not that many people.” Real suspicious.
@siyabongamkhize6923 жыл бұрын
Ryanverse spy edition
@northpenguins3 жыл бұрын
The ocean? Yeah, it's suspicious, I agree. Let's go into the break room and talk for a while.
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen3 жыл бұрын
There's a imposter in the break room
@legosnek3 жыл бұрын
Sus? Amogus?
@fishmaster6653 жыл бұрын
Fnaf
@ncwordman3 жыл бұрын
That's the great thing about science: The more you look into anything, the weirder, crazier, scarier, and more awesome things get.
@SuperKiobi13 Жыл бұрын
the sying reality often surprasses fiction exists for a reason
@saena9713 жыл бұрын
I love how this is both about how insane the ocean actually is and about how insane modern American work culture is. Multitasking for the win! The schedule on the board behind him is too real.
@libertatemadvocatus17973 жыл бұрын
It's worldwide, not just America.
@manchaka80563 жыл бұрын
Yeah glad you only think Americans work 😆
@saena9713 жыл бұрын
@@manchaka8056 I wasn't saying only Americans work, I was talking about the culture of work in America, because I've never worked anywhere else & don't know how it is in other places.
@puneethvenkatrao3323 жыл бұрын
We Indians have much better, just come to work, do you part and leave. This is why there are more jobholders than entrepreneurs.
@davidwuhrer67043 жыл бұрын
In other countries, if you get sick, the insurance covers it, and you get a note from your doctor that you have to show HR that you couldn't come to work because you were sick, but not if the sickness was contagious and you had to avoid making other people sick as well, or just focused on your recovery so you could do work without slowing everybody down. There is no concept of sick days as such because becoming sick is not a choice, unlike taking a day off. You also have a number of days per year guaranteed by law that you can take off and still get paid. Accounting usually wants you to take those days because it looks bad on the balance sheet if you just stack up for and more days that you have to get paid for in the future. The insurance that covers your health also prefers for you to take time off before you get sick because a day off can prevent a week of having to recover, statistically speaking. The USA and their colonies are just insane, but apparently they can't afford a good shrink.
@woosaaa34863 жыл бұрын
"Don't get sick and we won't have a problem" retail flashbacks...
@adrs13803 жыл бұрын
As a marine biologist, I'm more afraid of the break room, than of the ocean.
@DotBC7033 жыл бұрын
At least we understand why people die in the ocean... unlike the break room ...
@adammcfall51333 жыл бұрын
Is global warming affecting where creatures migrate to?
@herowither123543 жыл бұрын
@@adammcfall5133 yea, the sharks live in coffee pots now
@weareallbornmad4103 жыл бұрын
@@adammcfall5133 Yes. We have naturally migrated parrots in Poland now. If you're wandering - a little to the east of us is Russia.
@zellustar27563 жыл бұрын
Oh, hi ocean expert :D
@allenlivera16117 ай бұрын
"The ocean doesn't come onto land." Got it. What a funny guy, with impeccable timing.
@stevescollectibles34603 жыл бұрын
“Don’t get sick and we won’t have a problem” I can relate to this
@maroonraccoon94333 жыл бұрын
I feel like Ryan just likes talking to himself about how stuff exists
@3nertia3 жыл бұрын
You don't? :D
@colman02793 жыл бұрын
Also, these are clearly different people in the video and not two ryans
@maroonraccoon94333 жыл бұрын
@@modernnorseman3615 yeah ur right
@Rezuvious3 жыл бұрын
Ryan is just one of those people who can't keep his thoughts to himselves so he says them out loud and there are people sitting around him with phones phones at the ready.
@creap323 жыл бұрын
that's ok, we love to watch him talk to himself about how stuff exists
@drksideofthewal3 жыл бұрын
Clever. This universe is full of things that may as well be magic, and most people don't have time to think about it because they're doing meaningless jobs.
@unreasonable-man.bsky.social3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Jokes on you. I can think about it and do my meaningless job at the same time.
@Timsturbs3 жыл бұрын
@@unreasonable-man.bsky.social yea yea, being janitor is tight
@dedrae69293 жыл бұрын
I've never been more terrified of the ocean
@qwadratix3 жыл бұрын
Probably that's the reason I was never able to concentrate on the meaningless job. Fortunately, I did it long enough that I now have a bunch of money so I don't have to do it any more. Now I have time to think about it.
@unreasonable-man.bsky.social3 жыл бұрын
@@Timsturbs Showing respect for essential workers is super easy, barely an inconvenience. I suggest you give it a try. Being a janitor is probably more meaningful than what I do, especially now. It just won't pay all my bills.
@scotttarbox84782 жыл бұрын
I love how Ryan plays everyone while giving each character there own unique personality
@the-wisest-emu3 жыл бұрын
"Oh and our policies for sick days here is, don't get sick and we won't have a problem." As an American I can confirm this is accurate.
@demon11033 жыл бұрын
Yup, actually had a boss that when someone called out sick throwing up said "you throw up, get it out of your system, and come in to work".
@_Stormfather3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, assuming every job in America is like that is tight!
@evanmack85273 жыл бұрын
"We dont provide insurance, but if you get sick we need a doctor's note"
@jacknewman92563 жыл бұрын
Can't remember the last time I only worked 40 hours in a week, took all my vacation days, and while on vacation wasn't freaking out to some degree. Gonna move to a rock.
@SwissTanuki3 жыл бұрын
As a Swiss I have no idea what that means. When I get sick I stay at home 100% paid. If I stay sick for more than 3 days I need a doctor's note and the company will get 80% of my pay from the national insurance and will pay the extra 20% so I can stay home with 100%. Well, very confusing stuff. I better go back to my paid 5 weeks vacation planing (which I have to take otherwise my boss will complain)
@jonathanblanton94463 жыл бұрын
Ryan's acting is more on point than usual in this video. I mean, he's always good, but his expression of terrified incomprehension is just great.
@Dapper_Sloth3 жыл бұрын
Some people think Ryan twists words to make mundane stuff seem scary or stupid. In reality he's just insanely sane and realizes reality is so scary or stupid that it can blow your mind if you think about it. And he can monetize it, because sreaming endlesly into the abyss was less productive.
@nonyabisness63063 жыл бұрын
Being a functional human means not thinking too hard about a ton of stuff. and also ignoring the fact that we do this.
@blahblah80373 жыл бұрын
@@nonyabisness6306 I’d disagree because thinking of these things does not make you a nonfunctioning human.
@ilovejettrooper59223 жыл бұрын
@@blahblah8037 Depends which things you think about...
@sethterrell-filmdirector39683 жыл бұрын
"Have people died in there" "The break room? No not many" Scp 197: the rayon George break room
@thecomfyshirt3 жыл бұрын
Pure genius as always. I don’t understand how anyone could not like Ryan George. This is content I feel like even your grandma can enjoy. It’s just universally funny.
@ImSquiggs3 жыл бұрын
That's one of the reasons I like it so much, I can show this channel to absolutely anyone and they'll have a good time
@43186choco3 жыл бұрын
Seriously...those 5 dislikes are a mistery for me....maybe they click on the dislike by accident...
@Heather-fx7sr3 жыл бұрын
Haha you’re clearly out of touch with the grandma generation
@ChezzaOuttaNowhere3 жыл бұрын
And offensive to no one. And ppl really think it’s impossible.
@darrylhamlin74753 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from the other ScreenRant employees because he keeps coming in and metaphorically eating their lunches.
@katecosette3 жыл бұрын
This feels like Ryan was initially making a “First Guy to Get a Job” video but kept thinking about the unknowns of the ocean and here we are
@nategross1503 жыл бұрын
I swear this is every parent when a kid asks a difficult question.
@kathyd4563 жыл бұрын
Esp at 1:51 or so, that look... 😬
@r3dsnow7573 жыл бұрын
*kid asks a question* *Adult thinks hard about how to answer it and replies in best way possible* Kid : " wHy??"
@123duker3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, this might be my favorite video from Ryan. Just his delivery, side comments, and explanations were top notch 👍😂
@lisaa70113 жыл бұрын
The fact that “not that many” people have died in the break room is really not very comforting.
@Lostmymind13 жыл бұрын
Yes. That's the joke.
@AsadtheTutor3 жыл бұрын
Well before the latest sexual harassment policy, men and women settled those issues using trial by combat.
@CosmicPhilosopher3 жыл бұрын
Whoops!
@Zraknul3 жыл бұрын
It's where they cure you if you suddenly develop a spine. Sometimes there's complications.
@mrorangex75303 жыл бұрын
whoopsi!
@blackironkatana3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t get sick and we won’t have a problem.” That automatically brought me back to my retail working days. Haha
@samd20133 жыл бұрын
Also you have vacation days but we’re going to make you feel guilty about using them.
@daniellebaker80093 жыл бұрын
When you don't get health insurance at your retail job until after 2 years but you can't call out sick without a doctor's note😭 i remember working as a cashier with a 102 degree fever (before covid) once all because I couldn't get a doctors note to call out
@asmosisyup25572 жыл бұрын
Now if your sick, you work from home instead. yaaaaay progress.
@musicandfilms99562 жыл бұрын
Paid holidays per year (vacation in Americanese): France: 30 UK: 28 Bangladesh: 11 China: 5 USA: 0 USA wins again!
@musicandfilms99562 жыл бұрын
@@daniellebaker8009 Sick leave compared: Sweden - employees off sick in Sweden are entitled to 80% of their salary for up to one year. Hungary - employees are entitled to one year of paid sick leave. The first 15 days are paid at 70% of their salary, and the remainder is between 50 and 60%. France - employees are entitled to 90 days of paid sick leave, paid at a rate of 50% of your average earnings, or €43.80 - whichever is the lower UK - from the third day of sickness onwards, employees are entitled to sick pay for up to 28 weeks, at a rate of £95.85 per week. At the time of writing average weekly earnings in the UK are £471, making sick pay just over 20%. USA - maximum of 40 hours of sick leave annually. There is no federal law that says employees are entitled to paid sick leave. Yay for the USA!
@WreckinPoints113 жыл бұрын
“You can die in there?!” “Oh yeah, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
@Sirenhound3 жыл бұрын
I should think *dying* would be quite the inconvenience.
@WarmBreadBearBuddy3 жыл бұрын
@@Sirenhound not really, it’s quicker and easier than falling asleep
@jeffreymercado20823 жыл бұрын
Well, the dying part would be the inconvenience.
@DawnTVBangla3 жыл бұрын
wow i almost thought about laughing
@gotmunny3 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow.. wow!
@fishboyFishyFins3 жыл бұрын
“Has anyone died in there?” “The break room? No, *not many,* no.” brilliant
@ShortHax3 жыл бұрын
Alt title: The first guy to find Nemo
@kermitthecommenter67943 жыл бұрын
Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day
@thelonecrusader18003 жыл бұрын
@@kermitthecommenter6794 thanks kermit
@monasimp873 жыл бұрын
Yes
@procrastinatingcartoonstm51303 жыл бұрын
shure
@atreus53663 жыл бұрын
Could be a dentist who gave nemo to his daughter? Idk
@iame74833 жыл бұрын
I love how he's so freaked out about the ocean that he doesn't notice any of the job details "Has anyone died in there?" "In the break room? Not that many people."
@coolnerdlll60533 жыл бұрын
"A bunch of drinking stuff?" The Ryan Universe continues.
@colinsmith14953 жыл бұрын
Except you can't really drink it. It would have been fun to explore that more. Yeah, you drink that drinking stuff out there and it makes you crazy and then you die. Very much not like regular drinking stuff even though the stuff itself is very much like regular drinking stuff.
@WolfgangDoW3 жыл бұрын
@@colinsmith1495 fun fact: Seawater doesn't make you go crazy and die if you drink it from the start rather than when you're already heavily dehydrated Dude proved this rafting across the Atlantic Ocean with no food or water. It took several months but he drank seawater, ate fish and plankton Really cool stuff actually
@chevon19203 жыл бұрын
“You’re gonna have a couple of vacation days, we’re gonna make you feel guilty if you take them though,” lol, I can’t with this line, 😭
@peteredwards85563 жыл бұрын
"has anybody died in there?" "in the break room? not that many people, no." what is happening in that break room
@jacobsimon72953 жыл бұрын
The room breaks you
@geo78033 жыл бұрын
The once a month pizza fights must get hardcore
@TheFourthAssasain95473 жыл бұрын
eh i imagine some type of sacrificial ritual for that free monthly pizza creepy but i would do it
@flying-oyvinator3 жыл бұрын
breaks.. sometimes necks are involved.. i guess..
@holyyoghurtman19523 жыл бұрын
Hank gets wild on pizza day
@haqeeqee3 жыл бұрын
The way he describes the ocean makes it sound like a Keter class SCP.
@mylilfamily3 жыл бұрын
Correct kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZCmg6R4fq2emqM
@alchemicmercury3 жыл бұрын
It is dude.
@teabook43 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was pretty young I read a comic book about corgis, and since it was a fiction book I thought corgis were mystical creatures. 😂 So when my cousin got a corgi, I was so shocked that my cousin had that magical corgi! 😳😳😳
@b.f.24613 жыл бұрын
Like narwhals?
@omaanimations90593 жыл бұрын
@@b.f.2461 Like narwhals.
@CigarDoug3 жыл бұрын
@@omaanimations9059 technically, narwhals ARE corgis, for when you have extremely broad definitions of what things are.
@johntumahab3232 жыл бұрын
I just learned recently corgis were bred for the purpose of killing wolves. Their stubbly legs get them to run underneath and between wolf legs, then they leap up for their throats to kill them.
@teabook42 жыл бұрын
@@johntumahab323 wow
@rhabeldibabeldi68122 ай бұрын
4:00 I find it very rude of the cameraman to not tell the adstronaut where his thumb is. He clearly found and filmed it for entertainment purposes, what a jerk
@katherinepollock3 жыл бұрын
"Has anyone died in there?!" "In the break room? Not that many people." 💀😂
@Tim_the_Enchanter3 жыл бұрын
True story: I was having a conversation at work just a couple days ago with a woman in her early 20s, and I was explaining how the movement of the moon creates tides in the oceans. She looked at me as if I were describing some kind of necromancy. Living in the mid-west, it's understandable that she had never actually seen this phenomenon, but it just goes to show how some things we may think of as obvious common knowledge ... aren't.
@senbrisbane53523 жыл бұрын
It's funny how it does not effect all bodies of water the same way though. I find it weird how selective it is. Lakes? EFF you. Dat big ocean? Oh yeah, let's make it rise and fall for daddy.
@drafezard73153 жыл бұрын
@@senbrisbane5352 Size is the main factor and some great lakes do have a tide, it's just far less noticeable.
@b.f.24613 жыл бұрын
@@senbrisbane5352 you realize there are tides in a glass of water, they’re just too small to notice?
@oskarhenriksen3 жыл бұрын
The movement of what, now??
@profozpin2273 жыл бұрын
@@senbrisbane5352 Technically the blood in your body has tides; they are absolutely tiny though.
@meliussui3 жыл бұрын
You should do “the first guy to ever go bowling”
@miraculousismyguiltypleasu93723 жыл бұрын
"Hi there, hello, so I have this giant heavy ball and some weird cones over there."
@alicepbg20423 жыл бұрын
what's bowling?
@theamici3 жыл бұрын
Bowling, using a broad definition, is actually a sport that can trace itself back thousands of years. The modern standardized concept of bowling of course is just like 200 years old, give or take some decades.
@starvingshark8153 жыл бұрын
@@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372 "Woah aren't those cones used to keep drivers safe"
@christianpiper95623 жыл бұрын
@@theamici I want to say r/woooooooosh but I feel that you want that
@pohjanvanamo Жыл бұрын
He is going to learn a lot in that job 👍
@psychojoe47643 жыл бұрын
2:31 Now THAT is a brilliant expression
@jmanj39173 жыл бұрын
"Ninety-five percent of it is a mystery, and sometimes it comes and kills you?!" Lmao..
@e_sky30453 жыл бұрын
I would pay a thousand dollars to see that guy just explain everything about everything.
@mokongthe38563 жыл бұрын
This is definitely how having an existential crisis feels like
@nooooooooope38092 жыл бұрын
Having an existential crisis presently, can confirm
@paulaten74143 жыл бұрын
"Have many people died in there?" "In the break room? Not that many." Me: So how is it not zero?
@Limrasson3 жыл бұрын
It's called "break" room for a reason.
@valesth49033 жыл бұрын
Check shark vs vending machine kill ratio.
@cory62663 жыл бұрын
Some people really didn't like missing out on that pizza.
@empresstheodora1233 жыл бұрын
@@valesth4903 best comment ever
@SoaringDragon5623 жыл бұрын
Well, there was this one guy who always nuked fish in the microwave and never refilled the coffee pot. We don’t talk about him anymore.
@Sandsquid213 жыл бұрын
The moments of stunned, horrified silence makes this so great!
@ala02843 жыл бұрын
Ryan George has a talent for making me laugh and giving me existential crises simultaneously
@grumpy97213 жыл бұрын
The only other person who can do this to me is John Oliver! 😄
@suskirk46832 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorites for sure!
@alanlewis9882 жыл бұрын
Wowowoow one of his best!
@penqin96013 жыл бұрын
Remember, he's the boss. He has the most commanding mustache.
@jonofthehill3 жыл бұрын
I want more of guy who's lived under Rock his whole life
@itsnotpaul85483 жыл бұрын
It's a spacious boulder not a rock
@mimo7883 жыл бұрын
His name is Patrick
@rsrt69103 жыл бұрын
Look I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about the guy who's lived under a rock his whole life.
@Richitsu3 жыл бұрын
"What would I do on a vacation?" "Well, lots of people like to take a trip to the beach which is right next to the ocean" "Why would anyone want to do that?"
@airplanes_aren.t_real3 жыл бұрын
"You know it has sand, sun and water that you can swim in" "The same water with the millions of dead bodies and dangerous animals?" "Yes, look I need you to get all the way off my back about this ocean stuff"