The First Guy To Ever Open A Nightclub

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[@VATJON]

Great Video

[@AnderWasTaken]

Marry me

[@SidPil]

Bruh people would really comment anything just to be one of the first to reply

[@scottgarvey3112]

Yo! Hello there

[@dashflash9250]

damn

[@bentonrp]

Due to the excessively loud music, this is the most two people have said to each other in a nightclub ever.

[@djm5687]

What? I can't hear you over this loud music!

[@ferdinanddaratenas3447]

I never understood why a guy would be willing to pay for such a horrible/boring experience. Nightclubs are for losers and creeps (who don't get any p* anyway).

[@stormvexed]

This is obviously while it's not open yet, bc it's not past his bedtime 😂

[@Timsturbs]

funny thing if you both stick your fingers in your ears youll be able to hear each other much better

[@medichampion328]

And understood what was being said.

[@BoojieD]

I went to a nightclub once. I basically complained about all these things, and all my peers looked at me like I was weird. Thank you, Ryan, for making me feel seen and heard

[@AceofShadow]

Same, didn't help literally every girl came in with a guy so I couldn't even pretend I could hit on them.

[@EMLtheViewer]

Such events are for a very peculiar type of person who enjoys cramming as much overstimulation in their brain as possible. Certainly not for everyone. I myself can hardly fathom why someone would enjoy such an event/location.

[@havcola6983]

To be fair to your peers; If they didn't know you hadn't been to one before it probably looked like someone jumping in a lake and complaining that they got wet.

[@renab.7390]

same

[@jonathanshumpert9549]

They were looking at you that way because they couldn't hear you over the music.

[@connorross1]

"We're going to shine extremely bright lights directly into your eyes at unpredictable intervals"

[@hatimnoli]

Sounds like you have been to one of those place where they spill poison on you.

[@gkarenko9593]

With any luck, they won't be tanning lights.

[@nyarparablepsis872]

THIS.

[@hazukichanx408]

Hey, it's not a REAL party if you don't have irreparable damage to your eyeballs _and_ can't remember how it happened!

[@volbla]

"I'm gonna play that music so loud you can feel it in your lungs." Accurate.

[@catbatrat1760]

Why would I pay money to experience that when people do it from their cars for free? >:(

[@bossfan49]

He still made it sound more pleasant than the actual experience. He didn't touch on the layers of regret that follow.

[@rustyshackleford6035]

You mean the morning after ? 😂

[@bossfan49]

@@rustyshackleford6035 I mean, starting while you're still there and you come to the realization of "Why did I even come here??!!"" the walk to your car, the drive home, the whole next day....😀

[@rustyshackleford6035]

@@bossfan49 oh I thought you meant the hang over the regret over how much money you spent and who the Hell is that in my Bed right?! 😨🤦😄

[@JD_tcb]

Stealing this comment and saving it for the Road House (2024) pitch meeting.

[@maryelizabeth2751]

Or the nasty bathrooms

[@shriveborn9422]

I love how the poison joke has continued for so long, it's still hilarious

[@Ekipsogel]

I mean, it’s not wrong.

[@jamesonrosen1773]

Universe continuity is very important i decided

[@adelardj7026]

not really a joke

[@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

What joke?

[@rosssimpson4919]

This feels like the final instalment in "the poison trilogy" i've decided to call it. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar and finally The First Guy To Ever Open A Nightclub Edit: unless there's one I've missed, but I don't think I have

[@harrymillar4193]

You forgot to mention the obligatory outside section where people can go to get fresh air whilst also being the only place that smokers can smoke 👌

[@mellowmoodify]

😆

[@sleepysera]

Omfg that has bothered me with SO many venues (not even clubs in particular, just ANY public venue) already, who tf thought of that? How the heck am I supposed to get fresh air in a place that is 99% unfiltered cigarette smoke?

[@wave1090]

​@@sleepyserayou are outdoors... Just move somewhere where the wind isn't blowing smoke on you.

[@Geohillierneo]

​​@@sleepysera Errrr..... exit the building the same way you came in....? Wow, just like that your problem is solved!!! ? Guessing you're not the sharpest tool in the box

[@AK_804]

.....@@sleepysera

[@Koopkiris]

You should make "first guy to make a movie theater" that ties into pitch meeting somehow

[@Jacob_The_Master]

Yes!

[@SonicRooncoPrime]

Ooh, yes please!

[@juancabardo21]

yesss

[@Goatfucker69420]

Wow wow wow Wow

[@o_s-24]

That would be TIGHT

[@FSMface]

I have "clubbed" before, hated it, and can confirm this is 99% accurate.

[@marcosgin777]

Are u 70

[@kyrarose4517]

I'm in my mid 20s and hate clubs ;~;

[@puka6043]

@@kyrarose4517 Tell me about your favorite place, so I can hate it for no reason

[@aaronrachiele5521]

​@@puka6043cringe

[@FSMface]

@@marcosgin777 Old enough to know where to spend my time and money, and this isn't it! Lol

[@melanp4698]

I'm 42 and just got home from a nightclub 10 mins ago. Had the greatest day+evening hanging out with friends for 8 hours eating, drinking and talking. Then 45 mins at a nightclub without being able to hear anything and i was like "yep i'm out".

[@gglydie4242]

And you are likely to spend the same amount of money in that 45 mins just for cover charge and a drink that you would have spent in the first 8 hours of actual fun and eating and drinking. I can't believe how many clubs I visited when I was young and was earning so little money 😆

[@Huntracony]

I've never been to a nightclub but I somehow don't feel like I'm missing out.

[@xFurashux]

You aren't, unless you enjoy club music and crowded dancing. Or you know, you're drunk and have too much energy.

[@darthmarth87]

I got dragged to one once, and other than the socially acceptable creepy staring at scantily clad women, yeah - not missing out on much

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

That's what I've been saying for years, people seem to go there for no reason. Just because, I guess.

[@ThreadBomb]

Niche clubs are good because you're with a bunch of people who like the same things. But that generally requires actually caring about music, which it turns out most people don't.

[@sleepysera]

Honestly, it's not as bad as people make it out to be 😂 I've been to some a few times and despite being extremely reluctant and unwilling to go everytime, I always ended up having a good time. I think a lot of people expect it to suck, and so they focus only on the negative instead of just letting go and enjoying themselves.

[@wstine79]

Oh, a poison station with boom boom music to dance to is TIGHT!

[@johmyh14]

It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@heyimadino]

@@johmyh14oh really??

[@MLBlue30]

​​@@heyimadinoYeah, yeah, yeah

[@heyimadino]

@@MLBlue30 Wow, wow, wow…. Wow.

[@briang3598]

​@supersonic1991 Well, not really- super inconvenient, actually.

[@samsamsam446]

“But then I’m in.” “Well if he’s in, then I’m in.”

[@zephyrerazortail5478]

If he's in, I'm out

[@aquamarine99911]

@@zephyrerazortail5478if the couch has no lumbar support, I'm out.

[@brucebaker810]

If they're in, why is the Large Angry Man keeping ME out? Harumph.

[@joshwarrey3728]

Is there sweet tasting poison? Then I'm in

[@brucebaker810]

@@joshwarrey3728 Cointreau. Etc. The sugary branch of the poison tree.

[@4RILDIGITAL]

Your success at capturing the clubbing scene is spot on, and the nordvpn pitch is the perfect punchline.

[@simdude1990]

I hope Ryan has actually created an entire episode of that news program. Just to watch it while connected to public WiFi. Using nordvpn.

[@Coastfog]

Can we appreciate that whenever a sketch is done, we get an ad read that's basically just another, often even goofier sketch?

[@Daiyuki117]

I wouldn't know lol

[@jelita_]

I didn't expect the twist about brain injury, no wonder he keeps agreeing with all the bad decisions of the first night club owner 😂

[@Dessert_x_Tat]

The twist is GOLDEN. :)

[@jelita_]

@@Dessert_x_Tat yes ☺️

[@DustinHasVideos]

I noticed this video has a different tone where he seemed way too into the idea. The twist made it perfect

[@jelita_]

@@DustinHasVideos yes, usually the guy uses a lot of common sense and will question whatever suggestion being pitched. That's why this one is different 🤣

[@pascalbedard5697]

So much gold in this one. -Make sense, hanger are expensive. -No, they're not.

[@ericthompson3982]

I have been in one nightclub. One time. He totally nailed the description.

[@simdude1990]

I think that I gave them a second try. Just as shite

[@PikaLink91]

Are nightclubs for people who want to ruin their sleep schedule?

[@lajoyalobos2009]

100% accurate. The only detail Ryan missed was the fact that guys will talk about how many girls will be there but it always ends up being a complete sausage fest. They'll leave, complain about it, then try to drag you along again the next week only to repeat the same thing over and over.

[@dave3657]

I remember going to nightclubs when people could smoke. When I got home, my clothes stunk, my wallet was empty and my ears rang. Always felt like I needed a penicillin shot the next day. 😂🎉

[@Traumglanz]

The good thing is that cigarette smoke killed all bacteria in the air already. The big thing it killed some of your lung cells too.

[@TeeAiDee]

My favorite thing about Ryan George is that he somehow makes the sponsor part of the video even funnier than the actual skit. All the advertisement, with none of the annoyance or cringe!

[@sparky4878]

Got to admit, Ryan being Canadian and thought of clubbing had me worried.

[@MisterCasket]

So a seal walks into a club...

[@frzstat]

Canadian Club on the rocks?

[@kzman1173]

The club seal hunt only happening during February I know I'm Canadian

[@burnyizland]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@TheSolidSnakeOil]

@@MisterCasket yada, yada, yada... I got a new coat.

[@AG-ng8gt]

"The poison station where I slightly poison myself for fun" is so hilariously accurate

[@onaraisedbeach]

I love it when someone says they go clubbing a lot because it spares me the effort of trying to be friends with them

[@aloedark5221]

Yeah its best for them not to be involved with you. Thank you for filtering yourself out!

[@scionofdorn9101]

@@aloedark5221Most “clubbers” are like you, so nobody is missing anything.

[@KindaSemiCompetent]

Oh no, I don’t get to be friends with a judgy asshole? Oh no :(

[@chewface]

My friend would tell the bouncer we are DDs for people in the club and they'd let us right in, because theyd be criminally liable if they prevented a DD from getting to their drunk friends inside who needed a ride.

[@A.Guy10000]

Ah yes, fooling the big angry man. What could go wrong?

[@chewface]

@@A.Guy10000 Nothing. He'd be responsible if he didn't let the DDs in and something tragic happened later ;)

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

*You have me at "no lumbar support," I decided!!!* 🤗😆🤣😂🤣😹😆

[@brucebaker810]

Why wood anyone want lumber support?

[@HisVirusness]

But, did the anchor actually buy bananas, or is this just another instance of media only giving us half of the story? I must know if he actually got those bananas at the store, or got side-tracked and bought oranges instead.

[@empressofawesome7099]

Ha ha I loved the anchor part!

[@birchflash]

The late news will be " I went back to the store to get ... a bag of splits".

[@brucebaker810]

​@@birchflashthe bananas should really have some splits included. Or sell bananas in 12s. But splits in packs of 8?

[@birchflash]

@@brucebaker810 Well, you know the News these days. Doesn't really make sense most days anymore.

[@brucebaker810]

@@birchflash "I heard the News today. Oh boy."

[@itstruckmeeveryday]

I’ve never been to a club but they’ve always sounded like pure nightmare fuel

[@STORMDAME]

I have and I'd rather go on a cruise. If you knew how much I hate the idea of being trapped in a floating hotel prison with a thousand strangers you'd get an idea of how awful clubs are.

[@Balderdash1000]

I you go with some girls it's a lot more fun. Never go to a club to pick a girl up, but if you've got one to dance with the whole experience becomes magnitudes of times better.

[@mrtalos]

Let me tell you as a guy who has been to many. They are.

[@ZP1993]

I've been to a nightclub once,the drinks were expensive, a couple of places to sit were all taken the whole time and the music was so loud I couldn't talk to anyone. I don't see why they seem to be so popular,I'd take going to a bar with my friends over going to a nightclub any day.

[@crichton397]

​@@Balderdash1000 First off, girls. Plural. Secomd why not just stay home and dance with the girl there where you don't pay lotd of money for drinks and wait put in the cold, lol?

[@Aceinine]

Thank you for this validation Ryan! I was so tired of being called 'old' for having the exact same gripes with the idea of going to a nightclub to have a 'good time'.

[@elazayth]

Or just being called 'boring'! Starting in 8th or 9th grade I was always the odd one out for not enjoying drinking at nightclubs, but the one time I tried it I was so deeply unhappy with the place I left after 5 minutes. My mum yelled at me for not staying longer after paying the entrance fee...

[@mothydududu]

I've had the same dislikes for night clubs since I was 15 ( having older family members that talked about the experience like it was a magical place) 😂 never been in one and never understood the appeal

[@heinrichagrippa5681]

@@elazayth You and your friends went drinking at nightclubs when you were in grade _8?_ Like, just a group of 13-14 year old children show up and get let in no problem? Where do you live where this is normal? Like, I know these kinds of places will often bend the rules to let in attractive girls even though might only be 16 or 17, but 13 or 14? That's _reaaallly_ underage.

[@elazayth]

oh the drinking age here is 14, and to be fair this nightclub in particular mostly had us people from the same school in it on the nights that my classmates went haha @@heinrichagrippa5681

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

@@elazayth You must be a nerd. The internet has enabled nerds to easily connect with other nerds who collectively deceive themselves into believing that they are normal members of a real community. Same goes for all sorts of weirdos from the lunatic fringe.

[@Pscyon]

I thought the customer was suspiciously on board with Nightclub Guy's ideas and then right at the very end that was perfectly explained. Well played! 😄

[@brucebaker810]

Thank you for not spoiling the end.

[@wutthabuck8772]

Good to see that first guy to report the news has become successful enough the Adstronaut knows of him

[@brucebaker810]

Because Satellites.

[@damonappel]

As someone who's enjoyed nightclubs, everything about this video is nonetheless 100% spot-on. 😅

[@chefnyc]

I also enjoyed for the reasons explained. No need to listen to people, no need to dance, and if are a regular you don’t need to bribe the bouncer 😏

[@andeolevain]

@@chefnyc Ok, but all that is also true about your bedroom. So what's the point of the nightclub?

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

can you explain to me waht you enjoy about them?

[@yoshidinono8095]

Sucker.

[@scottcampbell9515]

As someone who has DJed in many clubs I can confirm.

[@soyevquirsefron990]

The starting at midnight thing confused me the most, I hated the entire unenjoyable things but other people seemed to like it so I gave it a try. But they didn’t want to do it until shortly before it closed, they waited all week for it and then didn’t want to do it until it was almost over.

[@volbla]

Maybe that was so you all didn't have to stay there for very long.

[@bbtbbbbtbb3166]

It’s because that’s the best time to get laid, everybody is at their most drunk and people need a ride home.

[@NYXKISS]

I feel like Ryan met up with some friends he hasn’t seen since high school and they took him to a club for the first time and he just had an awful time 😂

[@Aaron.Thomas]

I mean, where's the lie? This is pretty accurate.

[@NYXKISS]

@@Aaron.Thomas next episode is first guy to go to a brothel

[@joshsg6525]

Must be the prequel for "how to get ready for parties" by moving mind studios (Ryan's comedy trio)

[@NYXKISS]

@@joshsg6525 omg I’ll have to check it out that sounds great

[@justpaul899]

Singing "I'm listening to you" caught me so off guard. Biggest laugh of the video😅

[@GoPieman]

Gosh, glasses guy was unusually open minded for this one! edit: i now see why

[@glacieractivity]

Massive brain injury, explaining a lot.

[@jelita_]

Yes, didn't expect the twist which means it's a great twist

[@JonJon-kx6xl]

I thought it was Cuz the girls

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

*This video was directed by M. Knight Shyamalan, I decided.* 😆 🤣 😂

[@tdyck01]

Was it because you... found your glasses?

[@vincentwiddershoven2122]

This brought back sooooo many good memories. As a 90s kid, i lived in glorydays of nightclubs, dancings and discos and i loved it all! Srill do tho. 😁 Thanks man for thus memories.

[@EnbyEl]

My phone notifying me of I new YT video, I just read "The first Guy-" and click it immediately, I don't need to know more

[@redgreen2453]

I was digging the subversion of the usual “first guy to” format by the guy receiving the pitch being unabashedly all in on the idea so that final punchline landed fantastically

[@rosslittlefair6981]

I worked in a nightclub for 2 years and not one thing in this video is even slightly wrong, totally accurate

[@stitchlover4381]

I've never been to a night club and I thank Ryan for making me decide not to go to one.

[@carastone3473]

Used to go to clubs in the 80s. Fun times!

[@grim1427]

I had that same decision injury when I was young. The club music cured me by also damaging my ears to match my brain. Now everything is fine again.

[@axelprino]

Yeah, that's a pretty good description of my experience the two times I allowed someone to drag me into a nightclub, I didn't have a particularly good time at all. In fact, the best memory I have from that second (and last) time I went to a nightclub is from what I did after leaving the place. I went to watch the sunrise by the beach all by myself, and it looked beautiful that day.

[@pyredynasty]

A large angry man four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

[@Mavve69]

I want that news program as an actual series!

[@simdude1990]

It probably exists. Knowing the continuity throughout these videos. If Ryan says that he watches the program on public Wi-Fi. It must indeed be fact.

[@Mavve69]

@@simdude1990 if he has that series link it then

[@lanigirognithemos]

The geniusry of this guy never ceases to amaze me! 🤣

[@civroger]

Even the ads are hilarious. 😄

[@empressofawesome7099]

They really are!

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

You watch ads? Why would you let yourself be manipulated that way? It's been shown that advertising influences the behaviour of anyone exposed to it, especially the people who vehemently deny that they remain unaffected.

[@barbarabenoit3667]

"What 's going on here." - my question exactly, every time I am in a nightclub.

[@lebowskithor]

I love how glasses guy is the same guy from first person to open a bar. The focus on details from Ryan is amazing

[@shelbycox7916]

All the memories of going out but thankfully the ones I went to had some variety with the music. I don't miss being in a skimpy outfit in the cold waiting in line though lol

[@marts4169]

That news read was excellent. Great intonation and delivery for what was just an ad read.

[@brucebaker810]

Ad read? For bananas and batteries?

[@darrenrobinson9041]

@@brucebaker810 nordvpn helps me buy bananas that aren't available in my country

[@H15W1T5END]

The intimation and speech pattern of the news guy is on point!

[@austenhead5303]

I was dragged to night clubs in three different cities in my 20s, and never enjoyed a single one. Sticky floors, zero conversation, undignified desperation in the way people were trying to show off for each other, the line outside, the pretence at being important enough for people to wait to get in, pay to get in, get approved or rejected by the door guy... just the whole thing always rubbed me the wrong way. I like pubs and coffee shops and chill bars. Places where you can get some food as well as a drink, where you can hear people talk, and where there's something to do, like darts or pool or a pub quiz or karaoke or something.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Agreed, so much. The only thing better than a pub is a Irish pub with some amateur musicians playing life music. ❤️

[@akirizan2665]

well thats because you didnt went there to dance, because if u did it would be a blast

[@DanielSultana]

I mostly agree with you, however I see the reasons why people still gravitate towards clubs instead everything else you mentioned, those reasons being a) dance (although most people don't really dance) and b) socializing/meeting with new people

[@wefinishthisnow3883]

I agree, but I didn't get this at LGBT clubs with the exception of the sticky floors.

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@@akirizan2665 plenty of dancing when you're having fun doing karaoke. Only people I know who go to clubs also enjoy copious drug use

[@cantonlowlifemedia]

Your videos are a much needed break from the seriousness of my daily life. You bring smiles to countless people! Thank you! Keep up the good work!

[@TYNCA06]

Anyone can agree that no matter what Ryan George makes, its always hillarious!!! 😅

[@jelita_]

It's super easy for him, barely an inconvenience

[@johmyh14]

​@@jelita_yeayeayea

[@suavesumi7575]

No yeah, for sure

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Pitch Meetings went off the rails a while back IMO. It's just the two characters being overly mean to each other and the movies being covered. That's not fun.

[@alex.g7317]

Ok bot

[@caesarmatty]

Ryan just so happened to a have a sleazy Night-club owner outfit for this sketch. Very suspicious.

[@jelita_]

It's for his tax write off

[@prion42]

He probably figured out what to wear by watching cop shows

[@JDSM3131]

@@prion42Detective Who’s Awful at his Job is a great show

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

My only knowledge of clubs is movies and games lol. It just seems awkward especially for an introvert like me lol

[@ChineduOpara]

Believe me, kid... you ain't missing much

[@armelior4610]

for introverts it's both the worst and the best : if you're not gonna dance in public (which you won't obviously) it's incredibly boring, but on the other hand nobody's gonna try to interact with you if you stay in a corner since it's so badly lit you'll be invisible

[@ThreadBomb]

I don't think it's a problem for an introvert as there's barely any social interaction involved. You just get your drink and hang out crowd-watching; maybe have a little dance by yourself after the alcohol kicks in, no one will care.

[@mrnice4434]

Well that is the reason alcohol was invented :)

[@Fe22234]

As an introvert that loves to dance at clubs it is great. Music is too loud to talk much.

[@Tokechan]

This video perfectly encapsulated exactly how I've felt about clubs literally since the first time I ever went to 1 as a new adult lol (unfortunately random life circumstances like having friends forced me to be in several others at least a handful more times after that, and my feeling only got more cemented each time lol)

[@my2bit2cents78]

The skit builds on the bar skits so perfectly. I love it.

[@Jimmyvdpost]

Very impressed with the lighting in this video! Well done Ryans.

[@YodaOnABender]

Mate it’s a green screen

[@wamrainc176]

It’s a good day when Ryan George post a new video. Thank you brother keep up the good work.

[@HivisoftheScale]

Yup... All great reasons not to go to clubs. Thank you for reminding me! 😂

[@PizzaLord]

that's definitely not all the reasons. maybe only 10 percent of them.

[@Regeor]

First person to ever get sick! I can imagine someone thinking they’re cursed but it’s actually just a cough.

[@littlesaresare]

@4:46 is so unrelated to both the video and the ad, but my God is it relatable. Itchy feet while wearing shoes is the worst.

[@jesselesueur6166]

the fact that I thought clubbing was fun for some reason back then is why I think the voting age should be 30.

[@happystar56]

now I need a full skit of "News Program Where the Anchor is Just Talking About His Day"

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

As someone who has only seen nightclubs in movies and video games, people apparently statt shooting everyone in sight lol. GTA, John Wick, etc.😂

[@BohoAstronaut]

Oh yeAh all the classics... GTA, John Wick, Pulse- oh shit, wait...

[@breezyx976]

@@BohoAstronaut Sauce: Pulse nightclub shooting was a thing IRL

[@ZP1993]

Shootouts in nightclubs happen occasionally in real life too. Last year a local mobster in my home town was shot to death by a bouncer after pulling a gun in the middle of the club and threatening someone.

[@rainbowblossom143]

It happens in America too

[@rmendoza720]

Don't forget to completely ignore the murder happening around you and keep dancing.....according to John Wick as long as you keep dancing its like plot armor.

[@michaelsnow3536]

I went out clubbing last year with a bunch of friends. All I remember was NOISE, some drinks of questionable quality, and having strangely deep chats with a stranger at 2am outside on our way to the next one. I lost $200 that night.

[@michaelparylak5649]

Thank you Ryan George. As a child I thought I was missing out on something. Not going clubing .🙂

[@dashflash9250]

Ryan will never disappoint

[@LikeSuicide]

He never misses, the absolute legend.

[@Broockle]

Ryan went out of his way to go to a nightclub just for research so he could write this authentic experience for us 😆

[@CaptainNerdseye]

I’ve hated clubs for my entire life and wondered if there was something wrong with me for not liking them. Thanks my man I feel justified now. Also the floors are sticky. Which. You know.

[@9nikolai]

nah nah clubs are alright just not the these types

[@fredbyoutubing]

There's something wrong with people who enjoys them.

[@UnrequitedFriday]

It's pretty much in every video of yours, but I really appreciate the fact your advertisements are skits as well. The "ad-stronaut" is just as fun to watch as the rest of the video.

[@MarStacey]

I'm a bartender at a night club & you really left no box unchecked. Holy hell this is gold.

[@kloassie]

0:42 so I wanna open a nightclub now. what song is this?

[@proxy3386]

Also curious..

[@skhunter4277]

ahh yes, fond memories of my youth! Nailed it!

[@tonybrewer7536]

The ads are funny but i appreciate that he puts them at the end instead of awkwardly shoving it in near tge middle. This actually makes me want to just chill and watch the ad

[@JesseJ588]

I've been to a nightclub... any possible variation of that sentence will always be in the past tense.

[@stephenison5703]

Perfect customer 😂😂😂❤📜👈💯☠️😺🤠

[@YeeSoest]

Worked at a nightclub for 6 years (not in america!) and one complain we never got was lack of variety in music. Too loud, too hot, dirty, sticky, full of weirdoes...but at least we were able to tell the DJs to mix it up or play the classics!!

[@BlckSWANWhtRbbt]

The ones that play actual songs are much more enjoyable. The ones that just do EDM stuff are mind numbing.

[@brucebaker810]

Ah yes. The classics. There was _Thump Thump Thump._ Later sampled in _Thump Thump Ooyah Thump..._

[@YeeSoest]

I'm having fun so I'll give u some classics from that time that I still enjoy. imagine a capable DJ mixing them up ;) Tujamo - Plastic Funk, then his " Imperial March" Kalkbrenner - Revolte and others from the Movie Berlin Calling Nicky Romero - Toulouse Martin Garrix - Animals Moguai - Mammoth Add some Tiesto, Major Lazer, Guetta, Robin Schulz or Daft Punk inspired beats and you have something cooking ;)

[@tylerd.5694]

​@@YeeSoest They ever play the Erika trap remix? Also how is your hearing after all that time?

[@YeeSoest]

@@tylerd.5694 if you played that anywhere outside of Bavaria, you'd be out of a job ;) My hearing has certainly suffered, esp the tolerance for loudness is completely eradicated...use protection, kids !

[@geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007]

I’ve never been to a club. A friend of mine who did told me "Man, I should take you to one of these" and this video only furthers comfort me in the idea of… probably not. I mean I basically knew most of these things already but Ryan does get the point across for anyone who had doubts though… also there’s been stories of people pricking random people with syringes, even empty ones just because they can so… that’s another reason.

[@LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn]

Was a bathroom valet for a week inside Caesar's nightclub once upon a time. People pissin' all over the floor, pukin', shittin' themselves...very disgusting gig. However, it IS a $100K gig. That week, I believe I walked with about $2,700. I would actually do it again. People don't realize that doormen and bathroom valets are actually quite lucrative jobs. Strip club bathroom valets would be the way to go.

[@mytokon3229]

Getting notifications of ryan's video while watching pitch meetings is TIGHT!!

[@RongDMemer]

I was on the Collab with jackfilms

[@carlthomas5307]

I get so excited when Ryan drops a new video. I’m never disappointed 😊

[@JachAnen]

Poison Station isn't a bad bar name

[@MrCrucifer]

I really like the "Ad-stronaut" but the news anchor who talks about his day is also great and I hope to hear more from him in the future

[@Aaron.Thomas]

Man, it's so loud in here. They fixed up the corner store like it was a nightclub, everyone's excited and confused.

[@Crushedbug0]

Watching while I manage my gta nightclub

[@mahadevovnl]

The First Guy To Ever Open A Gym; The First Guy To Ever Open A Swingers Club; The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo; The First Guy To Ever Open A Public Swimming Pool.

[@tantamsooksuptavon]

There’s already the zoo one.

[@empressofawesome7099]

YES to ALL of these!

[@sheerbeauty]

Nightclub owner is a genius. Selling people unhealthy service and goods that do them no favors but cost a lot of money and look cool.

[@calumzmemez5075]

So accurate. Clubbing is so lame after like the 3rd time

[@craigharbor69]

Ryan's got a hell of a poker face. You basically can't tell if he thinks clubs are good or not.

[@zenee0920]

You should do the first guy to wear clothes

[@KKB_05]

The amount of people that say clubbing is a cool and appropriate thing to do is just sad.

[@Casey_Truman]

“Does that just keep going?” “All night baby with almost no variety!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@declaine7526]

Its scary how accurate this description is... and how many with brain injuries are out there in the cold, waiting to give money away. ^^

[@graduator14]

Making a video on "The First Person to Talk" is a good idea, I decided!

[@brucebaker810]

The Other Guy tho...

[@graduator14]

@@brucebaker810 I'm sure he could make it work!

[@chibuzoslimikonta5222]

Ryan's videos are all hit & no miss

[@brucebaker810]

All swish. No whooosh.

[@simdude1990]

He probably has a room full of Ryan's he forces to watch the videos first. Only releasing the ones that are actually good