The First Guy To Ever Open A Nightclub

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Ryan George

Ryan George

Күн бұрын

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@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge 11 ай бұрын
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@VATJON
@VATJON 11 ай бұрын
Great Video
@AnderWasTaken
@AnderWasTaken 11 ай бұрын
Marry me
@SidPil
@SidPil 11 ай бұрын
Bruh people would really comment anything just to be one of the first to reply
@scottgarvey3112
@scottgarvey3112 11 ай бұрын
Yo! Hello there
@dashflash9250
@dashflash9250 11 ай бұрын
damn
@bentonrp
@bentonrp 11 ай бұрын
Due to the excessively loud music, this is the most two people have said to each other in a nightclub ever.
@djm5687
@djm5687 11 ай бұрын
What? I can't hear you over this loud music!
@ferdinanddaratenas3447
@ferdinanddaratenas3447 11 ай бұрын
I never understood why a guy would be willing to pay for such a horrible/boring experience. Nightclubs are for losers and creeps (who don't get any p* anyway).
@stormvexed
@stormvexed 11 ай бұрын
This is obviously while it's not open yet, bc it's not past his bedtime 😂
@Timsturbs
@Timsturbs 11 ай бұрын
funny thing if you both stick your fingers in your ears youll be able to hear each other much better
@medichampion328
@medichampion328 11 ай бұрын
And understood what was being said.
@BoojieD
@BoojieD 11 ай бұрын
I went to a nightclub once. I basically complained about all these things, and all my peers looked at me like I was weird. Thank you, Ryan, for making me feel seen and heard
@AceofShadow
@AceofShadow 11 ай бұрын
Same, didn't help literally every girl came in with a guy so I couldn't even pretend I could hit on them.
@EMLtheViewer
@EMLtheViewer 11 ай бұрын
Such events are for a very peculiar type of person who enjoys cramming as much overstimulation in their brain as possible. Certainly not for everyone. I myself can hardly fathom why someone would enjoy such an event/location.
@havcola6983
@havcola6983 11 ай бұрын
To be fair to your peers; If they didn't know you hadn't been to one before it probably looked like someone jumping in a lake and complaining that they got wet.
@renab.7390
@renab.7390 11 ай бұрын
same
@jonathanshumpert9549
@jonathanshumpert9549 11 ай бұрын
They were looking at you that way because they couldn't hear you over the music.
@shriveborn9422
@shriveborn9422 11 ай бұрын
I love how the poison joke has continued for so long, it's still hilarious
@Ekipsogel
@Ekipsogel 11 ай бұрын
I mean, it’s not wrong.
@jamesonrosen1773
@jamesonrosen1773 11 ай бұрын
Universe continuity is very important i decided
@adelardj7026
@adelardj7026 11 ай бұрын
not really a joke
@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 11 ай бұрын
What joke?
@rosssimpson4919
@rosssimpson4919 11 ай бұрын
This feels like the final instalment in "the poison trilogy" i've decided to call it. The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar and finally The First Guy To Ever Open A Nightclub Edit: unless there's one I've missed, but I don't think I have
@connorross1
@connorross1 11 ай бұрын
"We're going to shine extremely bright lights directly into your eyes at unpredictable intervals"
@hatimnoli
@hatimnoli 11 ай бұрын
Sounds like you have been to one of those place where they spill poison on you.
@gkarenko9593
@gkarenko9593 11 ай бұрын
With any luck, they won't be tanning lights.
@nyarparablepsis872
@nyarparablepsis872 9 ай бұрын
THIS.
@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 4 ай бұрын
Hey, it's not a REAL party if you don't have irreparable damage to your eyeballs _and_ can't remember how it happened!
@DH-rj2kv
@DH-rj2kv Ай бұрын
Seizures are tight!
@volbla
@volbla 11 ай бұрын
"I'm gonna play that music so loud you can feel it in your lungs." Accurate.
@catbatrat1760
@catbatrat1760 9 ай бұрын
Why would I pay money to experience that when people do it from their cars for free? >:(
@Koopkiris
@Koopkiris 11 ай бұрын
You should make "first guy to make a movie theater" that ties into pitch meeting somehow
@Jacob_The_Master
@Jacob_The_Master 11 ай бұрын
Yes!
@SonicRooncoPrime
@SonicRooncoPrime 11 ай бұрын
Ooh, yes please!
@juangabrielcabardo21
@juangabrielcabardo21 11 ай бұрын
yesss
@Posh_Twat
@Posh_Twat 11 ай бұрын
Wow wow wow Wow
@o_s-24
@o_s-24 11 ай бұрын
That would be TIGHT
@Huntracony
@Huntracony 11 ай бұрын
I've never been to a nightclub but I somehow don't feel like I'm missing out.
@xFurashux
@xFurashux 11 ай бұрын
You aren't, unless you enjoy club music and crowded dancing. Or you know, you're drunk and have too much energy.
@darthmarth87
@darthmarth87 11 ай бұрын
I got dragged to one once, and other than the socially acceptable creepy staring at scantily clad women, yeah - not missing out on much
@Vaguer_Weevil
@Vaguer_Weevil 11 ай бұрын
That's what I've been saying for years, people seem to go there for no reason. Just because, I guess.
@ThreadBomb
@ThreadBomb 11 ай бұрын
Niche clubs are good because you're with a bunch of people who like the same things. But that generally requires actually caring about music, which it turns out most people don't.
@sleepysera
@sleepysera 11 ай бұрын
Honestly, it's not as bad as people make it out to be 😂 I've been to some a few times and despite being extremely reluctant and unwilling to go everytime, I always ended up having a good time. I think a lot of people expect it to suck, and so they focus only on the negative instead of just letting go and enjoying themselves.
@LunxAythia
@LunxAythia 11 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention the obligatory outside section where people can go to get fresh air whilst also being the only place that smokers can smoke 👌
@mellowmoodify
@mellowmoodify 11 ай бұрын
😆
@sleepysera
@sleepysera 11 ай бұрын
Omfg that has bothered me with SO many venues (not even clubs in particular, just ANY public venue) already, who tf thought of that? How the heck am I supposed to get fresh air in a place that is 99% unfiltered cigarette smoke?
@wave1090
@wave1090 11 ай бұрын
​@@sleepyserayou are outdoors... Just move somewhere where the wind isn't blowing smoke on you.
@Geohillierneo
@Geohillierneo 11 ай бұрын
​​@@sleepysera Errrr..... exit the building the same way you came in....? Wow, just like that your problem is solved!!! ? Guessing you're not the sharpest tool in the box
@AK_804
@AK_804 11 ай бұрын
.....@@sleepysera
@BDUBZ49
@BDUBZ49 11 ай бұрын
He still made it sound more pleasant than the actual experience. He didn't touch on the layers of regret that follow.
@rustyshackleford6035
@rustyshackleford6035 11 ай бұрын
You mean the morning after ? 😂
@BDUBZ49
@BDUBZ49 11 ай бұрын
@@rustyshackleford6035 I mean, starting while you're still there and you come to the realization of "Why did I even come here??!!"" the walk to your car, the drive home, the whole next day....😀
@rustyshackleford6035
@rustyshackleford6035 11 ай бұрын
@@BDUBZ49 oh I thought you meant the hang over the regret over how much money you spent and who the Hell is that in my Bed right?! 😨🤦😄
@JD_tcb
@JD_tcb 11 ай бұрын
Stealing this comment and saving it for the Road House (2024) pitch meeting.
@maryelizabeth2751
@maryelizabeth2751 11 ай бұрын
Or the nasty bathrooms
@FSMface
@FSMface 11 ай бұрын
I have "clubbed" before, hated it, and can confirm this is 99% accurate.
@marcosgin777
@marcosgin777 11 ай бұрын
Are u 70
@kyrarose4517
@kyrarose4517 11 ай бұрын
I'm in my mid 20s and hate clubs ;~;
@puka6043
@puka6043 11 ай бұрын
@@kyrarose4517 Tell me about your favorite place, so I can hate it for no reason
@Tombr4mb4
@Tombr4mb4 11 ай бұрын
​@@puka6043cringe
@FSMface
@FSMface 11 ай бұрын
@@marcosgin777 Old enough to know where to spend my time and money, and this isn't it! Lol
@lajoyalobos2009
@lajoyalobos2009 11 ай бұрын
100% accurate. The only detail Ryan missed was the fact that guys will talk about how many girls will be there but it always ends up being a complete sausage fest. They'll leave, complain about it, then try to drag you along again the next week only to repeat the same thing over and over.
@wstine79
@wstine79 11 ай бұрын
Oh, a poison station with boom boom music to dance to is TIGHT!
@johmyh14
@johmyh14 11 ай бұрын
It's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@heyimadino
@heyimadino 11 ай бұрын
@@johmyh14oh really??
@MLBlue30
@MLBlue30 11 ай бұрын
​​@@heyimadinoYeah, yeah, yeah
@heyimadino
@heyimadino 11 ай бұрын
@@MLBlue30 Wow, wow, wow…. Wow.
@briang3598
@briang3598 11 ай бұрын
​@supersonic1991 Well, not really- super inconvenient, actually.
@austenhead5303
@austenhead5303 11 ай бұрын
I was dragged to night clubs in three different cities in my 20s, and never enjoyed a single one. Sticky floors, zero conversation, undignified desperation in the way people were trying to show off for each other, the line outside, the pretence at being important enough for people to wait to get in, pay to get in, get approved or rejected by the door guy... just the whole thing always rubbed me the wrong way. I like pubs and coffee shops and chill bars. Places where you can get some food as well as a drink, where you can hear people talk, and where there's something to do, like darts or pool or a pub quiz or karaoke or something.
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn 11 ай бұрын
Agreed, so much. The only thing better than a pub is a Irish pub with some amateur musicians playing life music. ❤️
@akirizan2665
@akirizan2665 10 ай бұрын
well thats because you didnt went there to dance, because if u did it would be a blast
@DanielSultana
@DanielSultana 9 ай бұрын
I mostly agree with you, however I see the reasons why people still gravitate towards clubs instead everything else you mentioned, those reasons being a) dance (although most people don't really dance) and b) socializing/meeting with new people
@wefinishthisnow3883
@wefinishthisnow3883 9 ай бұрын
I agree, but I didn't get this at LGBT clubs with the exception of the sticky floors.
@heckingbamboozled8097
@heckingbamboozled8097 4 ай бұрын
@@akirizan2665 plenty of dancing when you're having fun doing karaoke. Only people I know who go to clubs also enjoy copious drug use
@melanp4698
@melanp4698 11 ай бұрын
I'm 42 and just got home from a nightclub 10 mins ago. Had the greatest day+evening hanging out with friends for 8 hours eating, drinking and talking. Then 45 mins at a nightclub without being able to hear anything and i was like "yep i'm out".
@gglydie4242
@gglydie4242 9 ай бұрын
And you are likely to spend the same amount of money in that 45 mins just for cover charge and a drink that you would have spent in the first 8 hours of actual fun and eating and drinking. I can't believe how many clubs I visited when I was young and was earning so little money 😆
@Coastfog
@Coastfog 11 ай бұрын
Can we appreciate that whenever a sketch is done, we get an ad read that's basically just another, often even goofier sketch?
@Daiyuki117
@Daiyuki117 10 ай бұрын
I wouldn't know lol
@Spartan_767
@Spartan_767 Ай бұрын
no adblock lul
@hawleyolsen170
@hawleyolsen170 Сағат бұрын
I sometimes wish I could like his videos twice - once for the hilarious sketch, once for the adstronaut whom I love and wish all the best.
@samsamsam446
@samsamsam446 11 ай бұрын
“But then I’m in.” “Well if he’s in, then I’m in.”
@zephyrerazortail5478
@zephyrerazortail5478 11 ай бұрын
If he's in, I'm out
@aquamarine99911
@aquamarine99911 11 ай бұрын
@@zephyrerazortail5478if the couch has no lumbar support, I'm out.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 11 ай бұрын
If they're in, why is the Large Angry Man keeping ME out? Harumph.
@joshwarrey3728
@joshwarrey3728 11 ай бұрын
Is there sweet tasting poison? Then I'm in
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 11 ай бұрын
@@joshwarrey3728 Cointreau. Etc. The sugary branch of the poison tree.
@4RILDIGITAL
@4RILDIGITAL 11 ай бұрын
Your success at capturing the clubbing scene is spot on, and the nordvpn pitch is the perfect punchline.
@simdude1990
@simdude1990 11 ай бұрын
I hope Ryan has actually created an entire episode of that news program. Just to watch it while connected to public WiFi. Using nordvpn.
@wamrainc176
@wamrainc176 11 ай бұрын
It’s a good day when Ryan George post a new video. Thank you brother keep up the good work.
@dave3657
@dave3657 11 ай бұрын
I remember going to nightclubs when people could smoke. When I got home, my clothes stunk, my wallet was empty and my ears rang. Always felt like I needed a penicillin shot the next day. 😂🎉
@Traumglanz
@Traumglanz 6 ай бұрын
The good thing is that cigarette smoke killed all bacteria in the air already. The big thing it killed some of your lung cells too.
@pascalbedard5697
@pascalbedard5697 11 ай бұрын
So much gold in this one. -Make sense, hanger are expensive. -No, they're not.
@DH-rj2kv
@DH-rj2kv Ай бұрын
Getting the coat back you handed over is expensive. You don't want anything to happen to your coat, do you? My friend Furio will make sure nothing bad happens to your coat for the now very reasonable amount of money you give me.
@ericthompson3982
@ericthompson3982 11 ай бұрын
I have been in one nightclub. One time. He totally nailed the description.
@simdude1990
@simdude1990 11 ай бұрын
I think that I gave them a second try. Just as shite
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 7 ай бұрын
Are nightclubs for people who want to ruin their sleep schedule?
@TeeAiDee
@TeeAiDee 11 ай бұрын
My favorite thing about Ryan George is that he somehow makes the sponsor part of the video even funnier than the actual skit. All the advertisement, with none of the annoyance or cringe!
@chewface
@chewface 11 ай бұрын
My friend would tell the bouncer we are DDs for people in the club and they'd let us right in, because theyd be criminally liable if they prevented a DD from getting to their drunk friends inside who needed a ride.
@A.Guy10000
@A.Guy10000 3 ай бұрын
Ah yes, fooling the big angry man. What could go wrong?
@chewface
@chewface 3 ай бұрын
@@A.Guy10000 Nothing. He'd be responsible if he didn't let the DDs in and something tragic happened later ;)
@AG-ng8gt
@AG-ng8gt 11 ай бұрын
"The poison station where I slightly poison myself for fun" is so hilariously accurate
@UnrequitedFriday
@UnrequitedFriday 11 ай бұрын
It's pretty much in every video of yours, but I really appreciate the fact your advertisements are skits as well. The "ad-stronaut" is just as fun to watch as the rest of the video.
@sparky4878
@sparky4878 11 ай бұрын
Got to admit, Ryan being Canadian and thought of clubbing had me worried.
@MisterCasket
@MisterCasket 11 ай бұрын
So a seal walks into a club...
@frzstat
@frzstat 11 ай бұрын
Canadian Club on the rocks?
@kzman1173
@kzman1173 11 ай бұрын
The club seal hunt only happening during February I know I'm Canadian
@burnyizland
@burnyizland 11 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@TheSolidSnakeOil
@TheSolidSnakeOil 11 ай бұрын
@@MisterCasket yada, yada, yada... I got a new coat.
@jelita_
@jelita_ 11 ай бұрын
I didn't expect the twist about brain injury, no wonder he keeps agreeing with all the bad decisions of the first night club owner 😂
@Dessert_x_Tat
@Dessert_x_Tat 11 ай бұрын
The twist is GOLDEN. :)
@jelita_
@jelita_ 11 ай бұрын
@@Dessert_x_Tat yes ☺️
@DustinHasVideos
@DustinHasVideos 11 ай бұрын
I noticed this video has a different tone where he seemed way too into the idea. The twist made it perfect
@jelita_
@jelita_ 11 ай бұрын
@@DustinHasVideos yes, usually the guy uses a lot of common sense and will question whatever suggestion being pitched. That's why this one is different 🤣
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 11 ай бұрын
*You have me at "no lumbar support," I decided!!!* 🤗😆🤣😂🤣😹😆
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 11 ай бұрын
Why wood anyone want lumber support?
@onaraisedbeach
@onaraisedbeach 11 ай бұрын
I love it when someone says they go clubbing a lot because it spares me the effort of trying to be friends with them
@aloedark5221
@aloedark5221 11 ай бұрын
Yeah its best for them not to be involved with you. Thank you for filtering yourself out!
@scionofdorn9101
@scionofdorn9101 11 ай бұрын
@@aloedark5221Most “clubbers” are like you, so nobody is missing anything.
@KindaSemiCompetent
@KindaSemiCompetent 11 ай бұрын
Oh no, I don’t get to be friends with a judgy asshole? Oh no :(
@LemonManDan
@LemonManDan 2 ай бұрын
Being passive aggressive about the way people spend their free time is tight!
@Aceinine
@Aceinine 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for this validation Ryan! I was so tired of being called 'old' for having the exact same gripes with the idea of going to a nightclub to have a 'good time'.
@elazayth
@elazayth 11 ай бұрын
Or just being called 'boring'! Starting in 8th or 9th grade I was always the odd one out for not enjoying drinking at nightclubs, but the one time I tried it I was so deeply unhappy with the place I left after 5 minutes. My mum yelled at me for not staying longer after paying the entrance fee...
@mothydududu
@mothydududu 11 ай бұрын
I've had the same dislikes for night clubs since I was 15 ( having older family members that talked about the experience like it was a magical place) 😂 never been in one and never understood the appeal
@heinrichagrippa5681
@heinrichagrippa5681 11 ай бұрын
@@elazayth You and your friends went drinking at nightclubs when you were in grade _8?_ Like, just a group of 13-14 year old children show up and get let in no problem? Where do you live where this is normal? Like, I know these kinds of places will often bend the rules to let in attractive girls even though might only be 16 or 17, but 13 or 14? That's _reaaallly_ underage.
@elazayth
@elazayth 11 ай бұрын
oh the drinking age here is 14, and to be fair this nightclub in particular mostly had us people from the same school in it on the nights that my classmates went haha @@heinrichagrippa5681
@SanchoPanza-m8m
@SanchoPanza-m8m 7 ай бұрын
@@elazayth You must be a nerd. The internet has enabled nerds to easily connect with other nerds who collectively deceive themselves into believing that they are normal members of a real community. Same goes for all sorts of weirdos from the lunatic fringe.
@soyevquirsefron990
@soyevquirsefron990 11 ай бұрын
The starting at midnight thing confused me the most, I hated the entire unenjoyable things but other people seemed to like it so I gave it a try. But they didn’t want to do it until shortly before it closed, they waited all week for it and then didn’t want to do it until it was almost over.
@volbla
@volbla 11 ай бұрын
Maybe that was so you all didn't have to stay there for very long.
@bbtbbbbtbb3166
@bbtbbbbtbb3166 10 ай бұрын
It’s because that’s the best time to get laid, everybody is at their most drunk and people need a ride home.
@itstruckmeeveryday
@itstruckmeeveryday 11 ай бұрын
I’ve never been to a club but they’ve always sounded like pure nightmare fuel
@STORMDAME
@STORMDAME 11 ай бұрын
I have and I'd rather go on a cruise. If you knew how much I hate the idea of being trapped in a floating hotel prison with a thousand strangers you'd get an idea of how awful clubs are.
@Balderdash1000
@Balderdash1000 11 ай бұрын
I you go with some girls it's a lot more fun. Never go to a club to pick a girl up, but if you've got one to dance with the whole experience becomes magnitudes of times better.
@mrtalos
@mrtalos 11 ай бұрын
Let me tell you as a guy who has been to many. They are.
@ZP1993
@ZP1993 11 ай бұрын
I've been to a nightclub once,the drinks were expensive, a couple of places to sit were all taken the whole time and the music was so loud I couldn't talk to anyone. I don't see why they seem to be so popular,I'd take going to a bar with my friends over going to a nightclub any day.
@crichton397
@crichton397 11 ай бұрын
​@@Balderdash1000 First off, girls. Plural. Secomd why not just stay home and dance with the girl there where you don't pay lotd of money for drinks and wait put in the cold, lol?
@HisVirusness
@HisVirusness 11 ай бұрын
But, did the anchor actually buy bananas, or is this just another instance of media only giving us half of the story? I must know if he actually got those bananas at the store, or got side-tracked and bought oranges instead.
@empressofawesome7099
@empressofawesome7099 11 ай бұрын
Ha ha I loved the anchor part!
@birchflash
@birchflash 11 ай бұрын
The late news will be " I went back to the store to get ... a bag of splits".
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 11 ай бұрын
​@@birchflashthe bananas should really have some splits included. Or sell bananas in 12s. But splits in packs of 8?
@birchflash
@birchflash 11 ай бұрын
@@brucebaker810 Well, you know the News these days. Doesn't really make sense most days anymore.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 11 ай бұрын
@@birchflash "I heard the News today. Oh boy."
@NYXKISS
@NYXKISS 11 ай бұрын
I feel like Ryan met up with some friends he hasn’t seen since high school and they took him to a club for the first time and he just had an awful time 😂
@Aaron.Thomas
@Aaron.Thomas 11 ай бұрын
I mean, where's the lie? This is pretty accurate.
@NYXKISS
@NYXKISS 11 ай бұрын
@@Aaron.Thomas next episode is first guy to go to a brothel
@joshsg6525
@joshsg6525 9 ай бұрын
Must be the prequel for "how to get ready for parties" by moving mind studios (Ryan's comedy trio)
@NYXKISS
@NYXKISS 9 ай бұрын
@@joshsg6525 omg I’ll have to check it out that sounds great
@vincentwiddershoven2122
@vincentwiddershoven2122 11 ай бұрын
This brought back sooooo many good memories. As a 90s kid, i lived in glorydays of nightclubs, dancings and discos and i loved it all! Srill do tho. 😁 Thanks man for thus memories.
@EnbyEl
@EnbyEl 11 ай бұрын
My phone notifying me of I new YT video, I just read "The first Guy-" and click it immediately, I don't need to know more
@damonappel
@damonappel 11 ай бұрын
As someone who's enjoyed nightclubs, everything about this video is nonetheless 100% spot-on. 😅
@chefnyc
@chefnyc 11 ай бұрын
I also enjoyed for the reasons explained. No need to listen to people, no need to dance, and if are a regular you don’t need to bribe the bouncer 😏
@andeolevain
@andeolevain 11 ай бұрын
@@chefnyc Ok, but all that is also true about your bedroom. So what's the point of the nightclub?
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 11 ай бұрын
can you explain to me waht you enjoy about them?
@yoshidinono8095
@yoshidinono8095 11 ай бұрын
Sucker.
@scottcampbell9515
@scottcampbell9515 11 ай бұрын
As someone who has DJed in many clubs I can confirm.
@littlesaresare
@littlesaresare 11 ай бұрын
@4:46 is so unrelated to both the video and the ad, but my God is it relatable. Itchy feet while wearing shoes is the worst.
@axelprino
@axelprino 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, that's a pretty good description of my experience the two times I allowed someone to drag me into a nightclub, I didn't have a particularly good time at all. In fact, the best memory I have from that second (and last) time I went to a nightclub is from what I did after leaving the place. I went to watch the sunrise by the beach all by myself, and it looked beautiful that day.
@cantonlowlifemedia
@cantonlowlifemedia 11 ай бұрын
Your videos are a much needed break from the seriousness of my daily life. You bring smiles to countless people! Thank you! Keep up the good work!
@GoPieman
@GoPieman 11 ай бұрын
Gosh, glasses guy was unusually open minded for this one! edit: i now see why
@glacieractivity
@glacieractivity 11 ай бұрын
Massive brain injury, explaining a lot.
@jelita_
@jelita_ 11 ай бұрын
Yes, didn't expect the twist which means it's a great twist
@JonJon-kx6xl
@JonJon-kx6xl 11 ай бұрын
I thought it was Cuz the girls
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 11 ай бұрын
*This video was directed by M. Knight Shyamalan, I decided.* 😆 🤣 😂
@doggodwood
@doggodwood 11 ай бұрын
Was it because you... found your glasses?
@wutthabuck8772
@wutthabuck8772 11 ай бұрын
Good to see that first guy to report the news has become successful enough the Adstronaut knows of him
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 9 ай бұрын
Because Satellites.
@grim1427
@grim1427 11 ай бұрын
I had that same decision injury when I was young. The club music cured me by also damaging my ears to match my brain. Now everything is fine again.
@carastone3473
@carastone3473 11 ай бұрын
Used to go to clubs in the 80s. Fun times!
@jfjvmdvbdcndkj
@jfjvmdvbdcndkj 11 ай бұрын
"First guy to do an Air BnB" would be pretty funny.
@sarahberkner
@sarahberkner 6 ай бұрын
I think the Airbnb concept, having a paid guest stay in your home, is older than hotels. But in Ryan's universe, anything could happen.
@Pscyon
@Pscyon 11 ай бұрын
I thought the customer was suspiciously on board with Nightclub Guy's ideas and then right at the very end that was perfectly explained. Well played! 😄
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for not spoiling the end.
@stitchlover4381
@stitchlover4381 11 ай бұрын
I've never been to a night club and I thank Ryan for making me decide not to go to one.
@Mavve69
@Mavve69 11 ай бұрын
I want that news program as an actual series!
@simdude1990
@simdude1990 11 ай бұрын
It probably exists. Knowing the continuity throughout these videos. If Ryan says that he watches the program on public Wi-Fi. It must indeed be fact.
@Mavve69
@Mavve69 11 ай бұрын
@@simdude1990 if he has that series link it then
@yerrayinth3407
@yerrayinth3407 11 ай бұрын
I honestly could watch a 5 minute video of that news caster talking about his day... Such a comforting and soothing voice
@lanigirognithemos
@lanigirognithemos 11 ай бұрын
The geniusry of this guy never ceases to amaze me! 🤣
@marts4169
@marts4169 11 ай бұрын
That news read was excellent. Great intonation and delivery for what was just an ad read.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 11 ай бұрын
Ad read? For bananas and batteries?
@darrenrobinson9041
@darrenrobinson9041 11 ай бұрын
@@brucebaker810 nordvpn helps me buy bananas that aren't available in my country
@Jimmyvdpost
@Jimmyvdpost 11 ай бұрын
Very impressed with the lighting in this video! Well done Ryans.
@YodaOnABender
@YodaOnABender 11 ай бұрын
Mate it’s a green screen
@Wolfram-Hart
@Wolfram-Hart 11 ай бұрын
There is nothing quite like the bonding that takes place in the long line-up outside the club on the coldest of Canadian winter nights! Huddled together for warmth, wondering why we couldn't just stay at the pre, but trusting somehow that the eventual club experience will be worth it!
@pyredynasty
@pyredynasty 11 ай бұрын
A large angry man four calling birds three French hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
@lebowskithor
@lebowskithor 11 ай бұрын
I love how glasses guy is the same guy from first person to open a bar. The focus on details from Ryan is amazing
@shelbycox7916
@shelbycox7916 11 ай бұрын
All the memories of going out but thankfully the ones I went to had some variety with the music. I don't miss being in a skimpy outfit in the cold waiting in line though lol
@redgreen2453
@redgreen2453 11 ай бұрын
I was digging the subversion of the usual “first guy to” format by the guy receiving the pitch being unabashedly all in on the idea so that final punchline landed fantastically
@dashflash9250
@dashflash9250 11 ай бұрын
Ryan will never disappoint
@LikeSuicide
@LikeSuicide 11 ай бұрын
He never misses, the absolute legend.
@Regeor
@Regeor 11 ай бұрын
First person to ever get sick! I can imagine someone thinking they’re cursed but it’s actually just a cough.
@justpaul899
@justpaul899 11 ай бұрын
Singing "I'm listening to you" caught me so off guard. Biggest laugh of the video😅
@H15W1T5END
@H15W1T5END 11 ай бұрын
The intimation and speech pattern of the news guy is on point!
@rosslittlefair6981
@rosslittlefair6981 11 ай бұрын
I worked in a nightclub for 2 years and not one thing in this video is even slightly wrong, totally accurate
@Reinwolf23
@Reinwolf23 Ай бұрын
"Ohhh, I do... VIHP." SUPERB delivery man. 😂😂
@MarStacey
@MarStacey 11 ай бұрын
I'm a bartender at a night club & you really left no box unchecked. Holy hell this is gold.
@civroger
@civroger 11 ай бұрын
Even the ads are hilarious. 😄
@empressofawesome7099
@empressofawesome7099 11 ай бұрын
They really are!
@SanchoPanza-m8m
@SanchoPanza-m8m 7 ай бұрын
You watch ads? Why would you let yourself be manipulated that way? It's been shown that advertising influences the behaviour of anyone exposed to it, especially the people who vehemently deny that they remain unaffected.
@TYNCA06
@TYNCA06 11 ай бұрын
Anyone can agree that no matter what Ryan George makes, its always hillarious!!! 😅
@jelita_
@jelita_ 11 ай бұрын
It's super easy for him, barely an inconvenience
@johmyh14
@johmyh14 11 ай бұрын
​@@jelita_yeayeayea
@suavesumi7575
@suavesumi7575 11 ай бұрын
No yeah, for sure
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 11 ай бұрын
Pitch Meetings went off the rails a while back IMO. It's just the two characters being overly mean to each other and the movies being covered. That's not fun.
@alex.g7317
@alex.g7317 11 ай бұрын
Ok bot
@nannyalberte
@nannyalberte 2 ай бұрын
Well, I'm never going to refer to bars as anything but poison stations now, I've decided.
@maxmach4361
@maxmach4361 11 ай бұрын
You forgot that part about toilets being occupied by people having sex, so there is high chance you will have bladder problems later.
@my2bit2cents78
@my2bit2cents78 11 ай бұрын
The skit builds on the bar skits so perfectly. I love it.
@Ayanami3rd
@Ayanami3rd 11 ай бұрын
I swear to God I thought he'd end the sentence at 3:22 with "...is tight!"
@caesarmatty
@caesarmatty 11 ай бұрын
Ryan just so happened to a have a sleazy Night-club owner outfit for this sketch. Very suspicious.
@jelita_
@jelita_ 11 ай бұрын
It's for his tax write off
@prion42
@prion42 11 ай бұрын
He probably figured out what to wear by watching cop shows
@JDSM3131
@JDSM3131 11 ай бұрын
@@prion42Detective Who’s Awful at his Job is a great show
@Tokechan
@Tokechan 11 ай бұрын
This video perfectly encapsulated exactly how I've felt about clubs literally since the first time I ever went to 1 as a new adult lol (unfortunately random life circumstances like having friends forced me to be in several others at least a handful more times after that, and my feeling only got more cemented each time lol)
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn 11 ай бұрын
The website at 4:18! Ryan, your attention to details is gold. ❤ it. (Intentional pun on a well- know movie title?)
@JjHjjsnsbsh
@JjHjjsnsbsh 7 ай бұрын
I dont mind the loud music and neon in the dark its like a sensory heaven for me
@jesselesueur6166
@jesselesueur6166 11 ай бұрын
the fact that I thought clubbing was fun for some reason back then is why I think the voting age should be 30.
@carlthomas5307
@carlthomas5307 11 ай бұрын
I get so excited when Ryan drops a new video. I’m never disappointed 😊
@HivisoftheScale
@HivisoftheScale 11 ай бұрын
Yup... All great reasons not to go to clubs. Thank you for reminding me! 😂
@PizzaLord
@PizzaLord 11 ай бұрын
that's definitely not all the reasons. maybe only 10 percent of them.
@thomashouleandabbyking5925
@thomashouleandabbyking5925 11 ай бұрын
Aw man I never get tired of Ryan’s videos his videos are TIGHT 😂.
@barbarabenoit3667
@barbarabenoit3667 11 ай бұрын
"What 's going on here." - my question exactly, every time I am in a nightclub.
@WTFG78
@WTFG78 11 ай бұрын
2:34 “But then I’m in.” Well if he’s in, I’m out.
@skhunter4277
@skhunter4277 11 ай бұрын
ahh yes, fond memories of my youth! Nailed it!
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 11 ай бұрын
My only knowledge of clubs is movies and games lol. It just seems awkward especially for an introvert like me lol
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara 11 ай бұрын
Believe me, kid... you ain't missing much
@armelior4610
@armelior4610 11 ай бұрын
for introverts it's both the worst and the best : if you're not gonna dance in public (which you won't obviously) it's incredibly boring, but on the other hand nobody's gonna try to interact with you if you stay in a corner since it's so badly lit you'll be invisible
@ThreadBomb
@ThreadBomb 11 ай бұрын
I don't think it's a problem for an introvert as there's barely any social interaction involved. You just get your drink and hang out crowd-watching; maybe have a little dance by yourself after the alcohol kicks in, no one will care.
@mrnice4434
@mrnice4434 11 ай бұрын
Well that is the reason alcohol was invented :)
@Fe22234
@Fe22234 11 ай бұрын
As an introvert that loves to dance at clubs it is great. Music is too loud to talk much.
@josegaspar813
@josegaspar813 11 ай бұрын
I'm 35 and I've never considered going to a club. A confined space with limited exit points, loud noise, and low visibility packed with people consuming various mood altering substances. For the life of me, I don't see how that strikes anyone as a recipe for a good time.
@Tchain296
@Tchain296 7 ай бұрын
VIP was so much funnier than it should have been
@chibuzoslimikonta5222
@chibuzoslimikonta5222 11 ай бұрын
Ryan's videos are all hit & no miss
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 11 ай бұрын
All swish. No whooosh.
@simdude1990
@simdude1990 11 ай бұрын
He probably has a room full of Ryan's he forces to watch the videos first. Only releasing the ones that are actually good
@mytokon3229
@mytokon3229 11 ай бұрын
Getting notifications of ryan's video while watching pitch meetings is TIGHT!!
@RongDMemer
@RongDMemer 11 ай бұрын
I was on the Collab with jackfilms
@bellissimo4520
@bellissimo4520 11 ай бұрын
Ryan George is one of the few KZbinrs where even the ads are sometimes hilarious... I really want to see more of the news anchor who's just talking about his day! 4:06
@turntoyou
@turntoyou 11 ай бұрын
Oh man. The dramatic pauses while reading the "news" were amazing. Also I was really hoping the breaking news would be, well, a need to break wind. Still hilarious, thanks for making me laugh so often, even in the ads!!!
@gabrielmaroto18
@gabrielmaroto18 Ай бұрын
I remember being in a club and “thinking I hate it here” haven’t been back since
@happystar56
@happystar56 11 ай бұрын
now I need a full skit of "News Program Where the Anchor is Just Talking About His Day"
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 11 ай бұрын
As someone who has only seen nightclubs in movies and video games, people apparently statt shooting everyone in sight lol. GTA, John Wick, etc.😂
@BohoAstronaut
@BohoAstronaut 11 ай бұрын
Oh yeAh all the classics... GTA, John Wick, Pulse- oh shit, wait...
@breezyx976
@breezyx976 11 ай бұрын
@@BohoAstronaut Sauce: Pulse nightclub shooting was a thing IRL
@ZP1993
@ZP1993 11 ай бұрын
Shootouts in nightclubs happen occasionally in real life too. Last year a local mobster in my home town was shot to death by a bouncer after pulling a gun in the middle of the club and threatening someone.
@rainbowblossom143
@rainbowblossom143 11 ай бұрын
It happens in America too
@rmendoza720
@rmendoza720 11 ай бұрын
Don't forget to completely ignore the murder happening around you and keep dancing.....according to John Wick as long as you keep dancing its like plot armor.
@alfredowaltergutierrezmald834
@alfredowaltergutierrezmald834 11 ай бұрын
"I'm listening....to you"....killed me!!!!!!!!! Hillarious comedy as always! well done Ryan!
@Corvid-w3b
@Corvid-w3b 9 ай бұрын
I took a girl that I liked to a nightclub once so we could hang out and drink together maybe do some dancing and she immediately got hit on by a stranger and abandoned me. I waited around for 20 minutes like an idiot and then left. Never went back. She also slept with him and 2 friends that night, so I immediately lost all respect for her or any woman that goes to clubs. Hard lesson to learn, but one I'm glad I got out of the way early.
@CaptainNerdseye
@CaptainNerdseye 11 ай бұрын
I’ve hated clubs for my entire life and wondered if there was something wrong with me for not liking them. Thanks my man I feel justified now. Also the floors are sticky. Which. You know.
@9nikola
@9nikola 11 ай бұрын
nah nah clubs are alright just not the these types
@fredbyoutubing
@fredbyoutubing 11 ай бұрын
There's something wrong with people who enjoys them.
@KKB_05
@KKB_05 4 ай бұрын
The amount of people that say clubbing is a cool and appropriate thing to do is just sad.
@greenfox42
@greenfox42 11 ай бұрын
2:51 I keep replaying this part 😂
@Dogburt_Junior
@Dogburt_Junior 11 ай бұрын
I hope we get continuations of the man who can't make any good decisions. He already follows signs for free candy
@nytthebmf6056
@nytthebmf6056 9 ай бұрын
Been watching Pitch Meetings for over a year now but this is the video that made me say “this dude is a genius” 😂
@Error404notfound-nz1ot
@Error404notfound-nz1ot 11 ай бұрын
3:11 vip 💀
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