When Your Algorithm Starts Judging You

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Ryan George

Ryan George

Ай бұрын

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@RyanGeorge
@RyanGeorge Ай бұрын
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@raymonddavenport2147
@raymonddavenport2147 Ай бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@joaolucasfraga9147
@joaolucasfraga9147 Ай бұрын
Hi, there, hello. Is Canada a country where Chewbacca impressions are considered to be appealing? I am thinking of doing some tourism, I decided.
@andrejka_talking_out_loud
@andrejka_talking_out_loud Ай бұрын
maybe our friend Ryan George is trying to tell us something? .. ok, going outside now.. :) (just like anything good for you after the initial hurdle being outdoors can be quite enjoyable - when not in a major downtown filled with addicted mentally ill homeless people camping out on sidewalks and bus stops, but we won't talk about that since most people drive)
@joaolucasfraga9147
@joaolucasfraga9147 Ай бұрын
@@andrejka_talking_out_loud I actually need to go outdoors soon to buy grocery, because it is better than starving, I decided.
@TheScottPlayer
@TheScottPlayer Ай бұрын
Thanks Adstronaut! I also often forget to check my blind spots so this will help immensely
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 Ай бұрын
I don't think my algorithm is having problems at all. It keeps recommending Ryan George videos.
@shadowbunz4865
@shadowbunz4865 Ай бұрын
Straight up
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 Ай бұрын
Wow wow wow Wow
@Bist040
@Bist040 Ай бұрын
You sick bastard.
@happypasta6
@happypasta6 Ай бұрын
Only recommending Ryan George and associated videos is super easy barely an inconvenience
@DavidRomigJr
@DavidRomigJr Ай бұрын
“100%. People don’t realize.”
@NoelMcGinnis
@NoelMcGinnis Ай бұрын
Am I the only one who instinctively tried to touch the Skip Ad button?
@wizzyno1566
@wizzyno1566 Ай бұрын
No.
@JrcForHire
@JrcForHire Ай бұрын
Same
@IcecalGamer
@IcecalGamer Ай бұрын
Sounds like you have a severe case of "Never used an adblock"-itus. I'd have that checked out if i were you, might be terminal.
@ivanweyrer9672
@ivanweyrer9672 Ай бұрын
Yeah, that got me too ..and not just once 😂
@Dwoods451
@Dwoods451 Ай бұрын
No lol
@JacobL228
@JacobL228 Ай бұрын
When he said he'd go outside, I was like, "wait, but he doesn't have pants." I'm glad that fact wasn't forgotten.
@RestlessHarp
@RestlessHarp Ай бұрын
I thought the same thing and was so glad when it paid off 😂
@caseyb1346
@caseyb1346 Ай бұрын
of course it wasn't forgotten, this isn't a episode of Pitch Meetings, ya silly goose.
@muskyoxes
@muskyoxes Ай бұрын
As someone experienced at not wearing pants, i can say that i'm terrified of opening the door without scrounging for some temporary pants. Even just to pick up a package sitting right there
@Elle44289
@Elle44289 Ай бұрын
I just assumed the natural action of the character would be to put on pants to go outside. Boy was I wrong.
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 Ай бұрын
​@@RestlessHarpcringe
@captainsirk1173
@captainsirk1173 Ай бұрын
The real scary thing is when you comment in real life to your family about soreness, and then immediately see an ad for ache relief.
@needsanameedit4982
@needsanameedit4982 Ай бұрын
Well it could be that you sent it in a text message or mentioned enough key words over a phone call. Could have been that you talked in range of any smart home device or phone. You could be logged into a google/windows/mac service on your phone and did some exercise or activity that you don't normally do in a different area so it figured that activity could have made you sore since you don't do it frequently. You could just be part of a demographic group that needs/uses ache relief products and the ad decided to gamble on that.
@aurora8749
@aurora8749 Ай бұрын
Yes your phone is recording you at all times and sends ads from keywords in your convos
@parodysam
@parodysam Ай бұрын
I’ve heard about this enough times and tested it with friends. Your phone listens to you for ads.
@ennesshay5040
@ennesshay5040 Ай бұрын
''If Smart TV Ads Were Honest | Honest Ads.'' The video by..... Honest Ads !!!!!!!!!
@rollinsolo1157
@rollinsolo1157 Ай бұрын
Yeah, even if you're not actively doing anything on the internet you're still being monitored, it's really creepy but the truth
@vonwux
@vonwux Ай бұрын
Outside? But that's where the people are. And the ocean!
@Bacon_and_Busch
@Bacon_and_Busch Ай бұрын
Animals poop there. Outside and in the ocean! Inside is somewhat less poopy
@firstcynic92
@firstcynic92 Ай бұрын
There's lots of places outside that don't have other people.
@vonwux
@vonwux Ай бұрын
@@firstcynic92 You sound fun.
@nightsong81
@nightsong81 Ай бұрын
@@firstcynic92 Yeah, but we're not supposed to go to the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone anymore for some reason
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 Ай бұрын
I know right? Home is where I'm safe.
@aimp4598
@aimp4598 Ай бұрын
To be fair, you can't really do a convincing Chewbacca impression while wearing pants.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 Ай бұрын
I read that the Fox censors tried to make Lucas give him pants.
@chinkasuyaro8983
@chinkasuyaro8983 Ай бұрын
@@coolnerdlll6053 I read that the moon was sundered in twain, but that fake moon that they put up to fool me is sure doing the trick.
@justarandomguy2424
@justarandomguy2424 Ай бұрын
@@coolnerdlll6053 NAY! I SAY NAY! I FPIT ON THEE! (not you, them)
@andrewbogard2411
@andrewbogard2411 Ай бұрын
Got to forego shaving or a haircut for awhile to make it even more realistic looking
@CLDJ227
@CLDJ227 Ай бұрын
Wearing pants while doing a Chewbacca impression is Tight 😁.
@Canadagraphs
@Canadagraphs Ай бұрын
I went outside once. It was super hard, quite an inconvenience.
@clairem7304
@clairem7304 Ай бұрын
This comment is underrated.
@ryancastley
@ryancastley Ай бұрын
Graphics were nice, but the storyline is awful!😅
@petermgruhn
@petermgruhn 28 күн бұрын
Oh really?
@HisVirusness
@HisVirusness Ай бұрын
"Thanks computer-thing with the Matrix default effect whatever." Took the words right out of my mouth. And, no: I'm not going outside, Alfredo.
@zofiaziokowska2293
@zofiaziokowska2293 Ай бұрын
I thought it was Alphonso
@Sly88Frye
@Sly88Frye Ай бұрын
​@@zofiaziokowska2293I thought it was Alberto😂
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 Ай бұрын
Precursor to Deep Thought
@cBe9999
@cBe9999 Ай бұрын
Wow, that skit was more entertaining than the last 2 Matrix movies.
@San-lh8us
@San-lh8us Ай бұрын
JUST GO OUTSIDE ALREADY, YOU STINK!!! THE MOLD ON YOUR HOUSE CAN'T TAKE THAT ANYMORE, GIVE IT SOMETIME TO BREATHE AWAY FROM YOU!!!!!
@randompastahandle
@randompastahandle Ай бұрын
I love how "studies show that you should really just go outside ok" is a 100% accurate statement.
@nunisthathigh4825
@nunisthathigh4825 Ай бұрын
not if you disbelieve in wearing pants 😅
@randompastahandle
@randompastahandle Ай бұрын
@@nunisthathigh4825 just ware a skirt or kilt.
@9nikolai
@9nikolai Ай бұрын
@@randompastahandle or a very big shirt
@meh.96
@meh.96 Ай бұрын
Idk man, sound like normal people propaganda to me.
@nathansimons9881
@nathansimons9881 Ай бұрын
Weeelll . . . unless you've had skin cancer, or a family history thereof. Doesn't really help that the easiest way to avoid more of that is staying indoors, while going outdoors requires (at least) putting on pants (what a hassle!) and preferably sunscreen (another hurdle for the insufficiently motivated).
@TeeAiDee
@TeeAiDee Ай бұрын
I don't need my ads to judge me. I can do that all on my own!
@dietotaku
@dietotaku Ай бұрын
yeah i mean if i stop rotting my brain on the internet, what am i supposed to do after i go outside? just sit there with my self-loathing?
@PikaLink91
@PikaLink91 Ай бұрын
Truth!
@K3wlG33k
@K3wlG33k Ай бұрын
​@@dietotakuwithout pants on, of course.
@gsrujan
@gsrujan Ай бұрын
@@dietotaku Word!
@andreasoberg2021
@andreasoberg2021 Ай бұрын
We would all be happy to do some judging though…
@ellie.b.e.
@ellie.b.e. Ай бұрын
I love that he didn’t go outside. He faked outside from inside. It really sells it for me - I’m staying inside where I’m safe.
@Tim_the_Enchanter
@Tim_the_Enchanter Ай бұрын
Yesterday I was reading a book -- reading a book, mind you -- about the '90s, and there was a section about the movie "Reality Bites." Today, KZbin recommended a clip of Janeane Garafalo talking about that movie on the David Letterman Show. I'm truly frightened.
@k.b.tidwell
@k.b.tidwell Ай бұрын
That happens to me ALL THE TIME! Freakishly often.
@chrismay2298
@chrismay2298 Ай бұрын
Welcome to the matrix...
@Konani_the_unicorn_queen
@Konani_the_unicorn_queen Ай бұрын
physical or digital? the book that is. cuz a digital copy; not surprising. -if a physical copy; pretty impressive.
@Tim_the_Enchanter
@Tim_the_Enchanter Ай бұрын
​@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen I figured it out. It was an actual, physical book, But I put it on hold through the library's computer system, so Microsoft knew what I was reading. But the connections they make are still a little unnerving.
@avianna7738
@avianna7738 Ай бұрын
The algorithm suggesting a video where somebody has a conversation with the algorithm who eventually suggests getting away from the algorithm (followed by an ad that helps you usurp the algorithm) is now 10 levels of meta, I decided.
@VolguusZildrohar
@VolguusZildrohar Ай бұрын
Metaception is a thing I believe. I think we should go deeper!
@CalixtoErico
@CalixtoErico Ай бұрын
Wow wow wow… wow
@CarlosPCmx
@CarlosPCmx Ай бұрын
This should be a movie
@stevekirkpatrick1612
@stevekirkpatrick1612 Ай бұрын
Based off of this comment, we believe you must be a child who really likes blood. We will tailor your ads accordingly.
@avennewessel8699
@avennewessel8699 Ай бұрын
@avianna7738 How about just Thinking about something that is totally random, no internet search ever done, never spoken to anybody? Very soon if not immediately after the thought something pops up in an advertisement. I have had that happen to me too many times. It's worse than you think.
@AnotherDrummerBoy
@AnotherDrummerBoy Ай бұрын
That’s one caring algorithm.
@belldrop7365
@belldrop7365 Ай бұрын
It's the future of Ads. An AI asking you what ad you want and won't let you watch the video until you buy a product. Includes going outside, cause that will be a product too in the future, probably a subscription. Subscription for touching grass separated.
@PIZZAdayisback
@PIZZAdayisback Ай бұрын
​@@belldrop7365don't give Google any ideas bro
@PIZZAdayisback
@PIZZAdayisback Ай бұрын
​@@belldrop7365Google sees these comments, be careful what you say
@richardmahn7589
@richardmahn7589 Ай бұрын
This is how we know this video is misinformation and fake news. I will community note it.
@sheerbeauty
@sheerbeauty Ай бұрын
Makes sense. It wants him to be successful so he can purchase things.
@joelheath2746
@joelheath2746 Ай бұрын
"What does it feel like to get a compliment"? I felt that one so much.
@ic5889
@ic5889 Ай бұрын
This is a very well written comment, well done!
@RaymondMichaelBarrera
@RaymondMichaelBarrera Ай бұрын
Such a well done response and such respect here. You never know what someone is going through. You two are amazing 🙏
@bakawaki
@bakawaki Ай бұрын
imagine a world where ads only gave you helpful advice like going outside and touching grass instead of trying to sell you on products.
@Jehty_
@Jehty_ Ай бұрын
You could be the change you want to see. You could just start buying ads for that.
@r3dp9
@r3dp9 Ай бұрын
They do this at my job. They shower us in propaganda on health and fitness. Problem is, those "adds" are mixed in with propaganda on politics and culture. I wish jobs would just be jobs and churches would just be churches. Trying to mix the two is a recipe for corruption.
@MuljoStpho
@MuljoStpho Ай бұрын
Even "going outside" could be a product. They could advertise for you to buy a membership to your local zoo or something. Maybe a tourism ad trying to get you interested in hiking and sightseeing at whatever specific tourist traps a few states away, in an attempt to indirectly drum up business for the travel and hotel expenses you'd need for a visit there.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 Ай бұрын
​@@MuljoStphoI saw an ad for that just yesterday, after I returned home from the big blue room with the evil yellow thing.
@gurvmlk
@gurvmlk Ай бұрын
If you get an ad for astroturf, then it can be both.
@Dumbstuffwatcher
@Dumbstuffwatcher Ай бұрын
It's so wild that I've been using the internet for over twenty years and have never once clicked thru to an ad to buy a thing, you'd think the algorithm would take the hint by now
@renab.7390
@renab.7390 Ай бұрын
ikr
@pvshka
@pvshka Ай бұрын
Same. Then again, out of those 20 years, I haven't seen an ad on the internet for the last 10.
@TheArtistKnownAsNooblet
@TheArtistKnownAsNooblet Ай бұрын
Click through isn't usually that important. You can't click through a TV ad after all. It's mostly about making sure you see the product at all so you are aware of it enough that you might buy it later.
@lazyken6468
@lazyken6468 Ай бұрын
You’re lying, unless you’ve never had a google, Amazon, or trailer
@MadTurnip
@MadTurnip Ай бұрын
I sometimes do, when the button to close the ad is microscopic.
@davidlance5310
@davidlance5310 Ай бұрын
Oh taking a potato & “censored” with a candle & a top hat is TIGHT!
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 Ай бұрын
I did a back chip, snapped the bad guy's top hat, and censored the potato.
@3souris
@3souris Ай бұрын
Oh, then perhaps you'd be interested in our little "participation" group. Silk top hats only -- no acetate.
@danieldaniels7571
@danieldaniels7571 Ай бұрын
r/buttsharpies
@deaconblooze1
@deaconblooze1 Ай бұрын
Only the first time.
@awkc63
@awkc63 Ай бұрын
Yeah, yeah, yeah...... Yeah
@common-peasant
@common-peasant Ай бұрын
i just came inside from sitting down by the river with a fire going for like an hour. saw some wildlife and thanked god for my comfortable life of sitting indoors away from all the outside stuff.
@Accesserised
@Accesserised Ай бұрын
Ads *have become a plague.* You see them on tv, radio, gaming, newspapers & magazines, outside on street billboards, posters, product labels, shop fronts, at the mall, cinemas, sport events, concerts and practically on every website the internet has to offer. Our phones constantly monitor us not for safety, but for ads. *You can't escape ads.* No matter where you go or what you do, they're everywhere ^^
@raider360X_sot
@raider360X_sot Ай бұрын
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@junkerjorg1517
@junkerjorg1517 Ай бұрын
seriously!
@clobberelladoesntreadcomme9920
@clobberelladoesntreadcomme9920 Ай бұрын
when you lay on the beach here, they hire planes to fly by with banners with ads. You can't even look at the sky at the beach.
@Accesserised
@Accesserised Ай бұрын
They're on planes, cars, boats, and *every form* of public transport ^^
@themenacingpenguin.7152
@themenacingpenguin.7152 24 күн бұрын
I like the fact that the algorithm has to see me learn that I can saturate a sponge with a thick starch, squeeze it into a ball, wrap it into a string and let it dry so when I flush it down a toilet or throw it into a sewer line the ball will expand back into a sponge and clog it. If I ever get jury summons, go to city hall or visit an abstract art museum I can pull this to give a plumber a job and spite the people I have contempt for in a pretty undetectable way.
@powwowken2760
@powwowken2760 Ай бұрын
My favorite algorithm quirk is when you watch 1 video of something you normally have no interest in and suddenly for the next 2 weeks 90% of your recommended is related to that 1 thing you don't actually care about instead of the 100 other things you watch on a regular basis. Like no, I don't own a motorcycle, nor will I ever... I just was just curious about "How to best survive a motorcycle crash"
@richardenglish2195
@richardenglish2195 Ай бұрын
The algorithm recently recommended a video to me where a TV presenter picks up a bird-eating tarantula. I can't stand spiders, so I clicked that I wasn't interested, specifying I didn't like the video. No prizes for guessing how many spider-related options have been popping up over the last few weeks. It's like KZbin doesn't like me, and at this point the feeling is becoming mutual.
@joshgreiner2599
@joshgreiner2599 Ай бұрын
Pro-tip for KZbin: is you go to your history, find the motorcycle video, and click the three dot menu on it, there's a "remove from watch history" option. That will also remove it from the algorithm for suggesting new videos. :)
@Zara-Bari
@Zara-Bari Ай бұрын
@@joshgreiner2599 yeah, I assume that option exists because they think you'll delete something shameful you wouldn't want anyone to know about. Turns out it's just that watching one video about growing ginger doesn't mean that I want my entire feed to be videos about growing ginger for the rest of my natural born days.
@CthulhuWaitsDreaming
@CthulhuWaitsDreaming Ай бұрын
As @joshgreiner2599 said.... this is a real important and useful thing for the exact problem you are complaining about, specifically with the youtube suggested videos algorithm. If you know you just watched a video that you know you don't want to have all future suggestions contaminated by, immediately go to your watch history and remove it from the watch history after you watched it. You might need to refresh the history to see it sometimes. But once you see it in the history, remove it, and you will be happily surprised that the algorithm is mostly back to your previous normal. I fully expect youtube to "fix" this one day.
@upsidely
@upsidely Ай бұрын
My favourite is the part where you use your VPN, block all trackers and cross site cookies and get random crap that has nothing to do with anything you ever search
@newkkl
@newkkl Ай бұрын
Yeahhhh…the advertising algorithm. Here’s what I get ads for: diapers, toddler pull ups, adult diapers, bladder leak products, and those giant pickup trucks with like 8 wheels that you need a ladder to climb into. I guess that would be to hold all the fricking diapers. Just to be clear, in my home there are no babies, toddlers, or elderly people with bladder issues, and we don’t own either a ranch or a swamp, so we don’t need a monster pickup truck. So much for big data… they are clueless.
@m_chupon5131
@m_chupon5131 Ай бұрын
Maybe the algorithm is *suggesting* you start peeing yourself, the pheremones will make you irresistable!
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 Ай бұрын
There's an old story where a supermarket chain started to recommend baby stuff to a teen girl, and her father got very upset, but later found out that she was pregnant after all. The algorithm noticed the change in her diet, and knew that pregnancy is the likely cause. So it could be that you are going to have a baby, a 90+ year old relative will move in, and your neighborhood will turn into a swamp. The algorithm is just trying to warn you. Actually this would be a fun movie. A sentient AI that sees the future, but can only communicate through ads.
@newkkl
@newkkl Ай бұрын
@@andrasbiro3007 interesting idea! Hmmm… where’s that typewriter gotten to…
@m_chupon5131
@m_chupon5131 Ай бұрын
Oh so Google's AI can recommend all kinds of dangerous stuff but if I make a joke about pee that's crossing the line! Man the moderation on this platform is weird.
@m_chupon5131
@m_chupon5131 Ай бұрын
All I said was.. I'll try to rephrase.. Perhaps the algo is recommending that you engage in some recreational urination of yon pantaloons in the hopes that the pheremones will make you irresistable to ye ladyfolk. Also Billy Madison highly recommends it.
@JohnA.Zoidberg
@JohnA.Zoidberg Ай бұрын
300 IQ suggestion from the algorithm. The more of him go outside, the more other people will flee back inside and try to escape the horrors of reality, leading to more revenue. They'll probable even feel miserable. And we all know, happy people don't spend decades of their valuable lives absorbed by a screen.
@Vik1919
@Vik1919 Ай бұрын
So that includes you among the miserable people, according to your logic. I don't care much about social media, I am better off of it. You can watch some videos that make you happy and the ones you can learn from. Let's not pretend they don't exist. But there are other screens like video games and they have been proven to improve the brain in many ways, in moderation. You obviously didn't think that far. I personally see that my mental health improves avoiding social media and playing video games in moderation. That's because I don't have to read stupid comments like these. I do many other things to improve and enjoy as well. You won't make me miserable.
@bunberrier
@bunberrier Ай бұрын
He didn't SKIP the outside ad. Finally an ad that resonated with him. I like it.
@Jack-sy8mr
@Jack-sy8mr Ай бұрын
I mean ya gotta cash in on that Chewbacca impression
@danieldaniels7571
@danieldaniels7571 Ай бұрын
Once a year, in San Diego.
@PIZZAdayisback
@PIZZAdayisback Ай бұрын
Yeah it is not an easy impression so there's probably a market for that
@davidburnett5049
@davidburnett5049 Ай бұрын
Maybe Ryan tossed that joke in there to show his off.
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax Ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure he did and just got a child to show for it!
@thedevicebook
@thedevicebook Ай бұрын
​@@danieldaniels7571actually comicons and various other nerdy conventions happen all year long, in towns across the world. - from me, a nerd who hasn't been to san diego but has been to arguably too many conventions
@Calamity-Clips
@Calamity-Clips Ай бұрын
When I saw the skip ad on his video, I actually tried to click it
@Bacon_and_Busch
@Bacon_and_Busch Ай бұрын
Me too, I was thinking "but.. I pay for no adds..."
@Nickle_King
@Nickle_King Ай бұрын
That's sad.
@superflyslay9740
@superflyslay9740 Ай бұрын
@@Bacon_and_Busch Bro adblock is free...
@SirsasthNigam.
@SirsasthNigam. Ай бұрын
Me too
@spevan4496
@spevan4496 Ай бұрын
Natural instinct.
@tytanm-2380
@tytanm-2380 Ай бұрын
1:21 “I’ll take a potato chip, and ****** it!”
@johnnydarling8021
@johnnydarling8021 Ай бұрын
2:55 *Touch some grass* Dam that hits too close to home.
@Eclipse5O
@Eclipse5O Ай бұрын
Feeling judged is super easy barely an inconvenience!
@billygreen9915
@billygreen9915 Ай бұрын
Feeling judged is tight
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 Ай бұрын
Oh really?
@Melchiah28
@Melchiah28 Ай бұрын
That Chewbacca impression was awesome. I cant stop laughing.
@ncwordman
@ncwordman Ай бұрын
I love how, soon as he goes outside, someone calls the police on him. We stay inside for many reasons! And only one of those has to do with pants.
@Omnipresent_Youtube_Commenter
@Omnipresent_Youtube_Commenter Ай бұрын
2:47 I’m gonna need you to get waaaaaaay off my back about going outside…
@balecalduin1993
@balecalduin1993 Ай бұрын
"Studies show that you should go outside". So simple yet so great. Thank you Ryan (I did by the way. Today, even)
@DoubleBlack2.0
@DoubleBlack2.0 Ай бұрын
I also went outside today. Go us!
@muskyoxes
@muskyoxes Ай бұрын
There's plenty of time left in the week for that
@Vik1919
@Vik1919 Ай бұрын
I don't really need to go outside to experience nature. I have a rooftop and animals and trees are around me when I am on the rooftop. But I still go outside time to time, did today too even though it was 45 degree Celsius. Look, I have no problem with going outside, enjoying nature and all that but I don't know why when someone over the internet tells me to "touch some grass", it just grinds my gears. Not like they know any better. They don't know what I do with my life. Only I get to tell myself to go outside, no one else does.
@Interestking
@Interestking Ай бұрын
Nice!
@neebs929
@neebs929 Ай бұрын
I'm gonna need the algorithm to get allllll the way off my back about how disgusting my incognito searches are.
@nyanuwu4209
@nyanuwu4209 Ай бұрын
'Go outside!' 'Okay, okay!' '...Police? Yeah, come put this guy in a room.' He played you, Alfafa. That's exactly what he wanted.
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Ай бұрын
My algorithm keeps giving me videos for this guy named "Ryan George"😂
@thatpenguin9889
@thatpenguin9889 Ай бұрын
Ryan is so calm and crazy at the same time😂
@karonbeilunka6845
@karonbeilunka6845 Ай бұрын
Being the only one as multiple people in a vast universe that even expands into space and the past can do that I decided.
@felixfernandez5823
@felixfernandez5823 Ай бұрын
I kinda think is related to the fact that he had a baby recently 😅 That stuff do things to your brain
@JordanFountain003
@JordanFountain003 Ай бұрын
Did anyone else try to press that "Skip Ad" when the actual video started?? Couldn't have been just me.
@PIZZAdayisback
@PIZZAdayisback Ай бұрын
A lot of people did believe it or not, it makes sense considering how many ads are shown on KZbin
@hi123452008
@hi123452008 Ай бұрын
_Have you heard of our Lord and Savior, uBlock Origin?_
@probrickgamer
@probrickgamer Ай бұрын
I got youtube premium like a chump and I still pressed it
@PIZZAdayisback
@PIZZAdayisback Ай бұрын
@@probrickgamer imo yt premium is good for yt music exclusively, otherwise imo I'm fine with ads. If I don't see an ad for something I'm more likely to buy it so it helps with self control for me
@TiffanyHines-ed9zu
@TiffanyHines-ed9zu Ай бұрын
"I don't even want to talk about your incognito searches." *THEY CAN SEE THOSE TOO?!* Welp. Time to buy a Boeing ticket. That'll guarantee I get deleted.
@HarmonicWave
@HarmonicWave Ай бұрын
Incognito mode is really just so people can't open your web browser and see your browsing history because it doesn't save that when in incognito mode, and it hides you from certain trackers and cookies. But your activity isn't secure or hidden from online hackers, etc.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 Ай бұрын
Boeing, Boeing...
@mustangman6170
@mustangman6170 Ай бұрын
Where I live it is almost always either below 60 or above 80, so it's either too cold (need a jacket) or too hot (start sweating). We no longer have Fall or Spring like we did for decades. Otherwise, yes, I'd be outdoors far more often.
@rodrigobastos7443
@rodrigobastos7443 Ай бұрын
I tried to click the skip button in the video...
@Gapy66
@Gapy66 Ай бұрын
You look like someone who would do that
@jeffdroog
@jeffdroog Ай бұрын
Well,you know what they say about slow people lol They're gonna do slow people things.
@PhysicalMediaPreventsWea-bx1zm
@PhysicalMediaPreventsWea-bx1zm Ай бұрын
I must be slow because I did it too! 😂
@jeffdroog
@jeffdroog Ай бұрын
@@PhysicalMediaPreventsWea-bx1zm Yeah! Slow people!
@MegaMonkeVr
@MegaMonkeVr Ай бұрын
@@jeffdroognah I’m fast and I pressed it
@Frosty-kz4om
@Frosty-kz4om Ай бұрын
The more I'm told to do something, the less likely I am to do so
@chrismay2298
@chrismay2298 Ай бұрын
Been waiting for my wife to notice that I operate the same way...
@muskyoxes
@muskyoxes Ай бұрын
be sure to like and subscribe
@Wordbird69
@Wordbird69 Ай бұрын
Wipe and clean after you BM.
@nathansimons9881
@nathansimons9881 Ай бұрын
I feel personally attacked. OTOH, I *do* ride my bicycle to the grocery store, and anywhere else around town, and get out and interact with people at least once a week. But yeah, I could do with a wee bit more sunlight (not *too* much; already had skin cancer once) and less screen time.
@OfDream8811
@OfDream8811 Ай бұрын
“Why do children cry when I smile at them?” I laughed so hard I accidentally spat out my water 😂
@Za_Lup
@Za_Lup Ай бұрын
I saw the punchline coming but the Chewbacca noise KILLED me. 😂
@tonycrump9597
@tonycrump9597 Ай бұрын
Ryan George! Hope the newborn is going well and enjoying the newborn sleep life.
@fidel-3470
@fidel-3470 Ай бұрын
Several kind and appreciative words thanking you for the video. Ryan, I would love to see this run as an actual KZbin ad for a short period of time, just do it as pay per click and give people no where compelling to click.
@WhiteEyes25
@WhiteEyes25 Ай бұрын
I feel so attacked right now! My Pop Collection didn't deserve that! LOL.😄
@OvSpP
@OvSpP Ай бұрын
IKR! My algorithm is always telling me to stop licking the fly Swatter! This is so relatable right guys? guys? Umm...........
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 Ай бұрын
Now there's a biodegradable cleaning product for flyswatters. So they have to make licking unfashionable. Attach stigma. To shape buying behaviour.
@josephc.maurer5643
@josephc.maurer5643 Ай бұрын
You take the red pill-you stay in Georgeland, and I show you how tight the rabbit hole is.
@TeeAiDee
@TeeAiDee Ай бұрын
Oooooh, rabbit holes are tight!
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 Ай бұрын
"Wow wow wow...whoa."
@MagicE13
@MagicE13 Ай бұрын
Red Pills are super easy to swallow, Barely an inconvenience. Also I am going to need you to get ALL the way off the back of that Rabbit....
@Merilirem
@Merilirem Ай бұрын
Lola bunny ass cumment.
@MuljoStpho
@MuljoStpho Ай бұрын
The way youtube's algorithm works, I'm actually surprised that just over to the right of this comment right now I DON'T see Rachie's English cover of Rabbit Hole. It seems like usually something I've watched before with a relevant key word like that would show up in the suggestions in that way.
@morsology
@morsology Ай бұрын
3:33 was that a little 4th wall breaker? A little one?
@Kbecr
@Kbecr Ай бұрын
Yeah I got an ad for Lapband surgery once 😂 that one stung a bit
@The_Prime_MEMEister
@The_Prime_MEMEister Ай бұрын
This is the most random video ever and I love it
@sran438
@sran438 Ай бұрын
1:40 repeat until satisfaction
@FrancisLollis
@FrancisLollis Ай бұрын
If Ryan George came out of my computer to tell me it was time to go outside, I would know it's probably time to slow down the ketamine usage.
@-Big_Big
@-Big_Big Ай бұрын
or double it
@Ataraksea
@Ataraksea Ай бұрын
​@@-Big_Big Greetings and salutations fellow internet user! If I might intrusively interject myself into your life for a moment and offer up some entirely unsolicited advice, always check the profile picture of the "person" you're responding to/upvoting. If the image in question features a provocatively clad individual posing unnaturally like this one, it is extremely likely that the account is a bot that simply stole a previously posted comment made by an actual human user and reposted it. If you want to be 100% certain, you can simply visit their profile and you will almost certainly be greeted by an invitation to another site where you will be able to "meet" this totally-not-a-bot person. If you confirm that to be the case and you're perhaps feeling up to going the extra mile, you can scroll down in the comment section and do quick page search for the stolen quote (and as a quick demonstration I did just that, and was able to discover the actual author of this quote to be @thelegendarypanda) at which point you can offer this far more deserving individual the like and/or comment instead. Sincerely, Your friendly neighborhood internet douchebag!
@yolo_hans
@yolo_hans Ай бұрын
Thank you Brave for helping me forget what those "Skip Ad" buttons even look like. That was jarring!
@NONO-hz4vo
@NONO-hz4vo Ай бұрын
Nothing lures me to switch browsers like a built-in ad blocker.
@martincalvo5923
@martincalvo5923 Ай бұрын
The ad before this video was a gambling app, must be a sign
@SoughtAnarchy
@SoughtAnarchy Ай бұрын
Do as the algorithm commands
@PIZZAdayisback
@PIZZAdayisback Ай бұрын
​@@SoughtAnarchyresponsibly and with a financial advisor on speed dial
@Jehty_
@Jehty_ Ай бұрын
​@@PIZZAdayisbackeverything on black. EVERYTHING
@taylorbrecht8049
@taylorbrecht8049 Ай бұрын
I can't believe Ryan put me in this. Well, time for my minecraft video!
@themoland5981
@themoland5981 Ай бұрын
too real. ad block boosted my confidence so much
@bazilwreckerloughead
@bazilwreckerloughead Ай бұрын
I don't like going outside, in here is where I keep all my stuff!
@harleyevans6563
@harleyevans6563 Ай бұрын
When the algorithm serves up Ryan George it’s at least doing something correct 😃
@AndyGilleand
@AndyGilleand Ай бұрын
I feel like outside isn't for me
@artplanb9688
@artplanb9688 6 күн бұрын
"Will people get mad if I stopped wiping?" More disturbing than the question is that he eventually knows the answer😂 (Ryan, we love you, man 😁😄)
@RandomScreenAlias
@RandomScreenAlias Ай бұрын
Yeah, I checked the Chewbacca thing and - yeah - nothing.🤷‍♀️😅
@dovargorath2722
@dovargorath2722 Ай бұрын
Gloriously incandescent
@Heretowatchstuff
@Heretowatchstuff 19 күн бұрын
When I was a kid I had this belief that if I talked about the things I wanted out loud, I’d never get them. Now that I am older I don’t say those things out loud so I don’t get flooded with ads.
@Interestking
@Interestking Ай бұрын
I went outside due to the "GO OUTSIDE" ad. It was nice spending a few moments sitting in some grass and looking at the sky.
@carrie1390
@carrie1390 Ай бұрын
You got me....I almost hit skip in the first few sconds of the video 🤣🤣
@leroyspankens9618
@leroyspankens9618 Ай бұрын
This was a masterpiece sir!!!
@the0siren0of0night
@the0siren0of0night Ай бұрын
Omg!!! I thought he was saying "Brown News" for when you're having a poo and need something to read 😂😂😂
@benjauron5873
@benjauron5873 Ай бұрын
Once the cops smell his breath, they'll leave him alone.
@HMNCLunar
@HMNCLunar Ай бұрын
Dystopian to think we all are totally aware by now companies have our information, and we cannot do anything about it.
@dawnfire82
@dawnfire82 Ай бұрын
Oh you can. Use Linux, Brave, DuckDuckGo, Proton Mail, etc. You just won't.
@andrasbiro3007
@andrasbiro3007 Ай бұрын
We could go Outside. No, you are right, there's nothing we can do.
@artemisDev
@artemisDev Ай бұрын
Actually we can make them delete the data in most countries. It's just gonna ruin 2 weekends.
@lowkey_Ioki
@lowkey_Ioki Ай бұрын
@@artemisDev There's actually services that do this for you... I know this because of an ad. Funny how that works, huh?
@davidroosa4561
@davidroosa4561 16 күн бұрын
jokes on them............i have no money
@Coalproductionsfilm
@Coalproductionsfilm Ай бұрын
They're always accurate too...
@jase_allen
@jase_allen Ай бұрын
No always. For the longest time my KZbin ads were for right wing prepper crap and scams despite me never once viewing videos that would suggest I wanted anything like that. When I started using a VPN service and setting it to Europe, those all went away and now I just get ads for normal household products in different languages.
@FerryMountain
@FerryMountain Ай бұрын
Ryan George definitely understands what a compliment feels like, he must get 1,000 a day (rightfully so)
@ItsJoeHut
@ItsJoeHut Ай бұрын
Gotta hand it to ya, that ad bit almost got me downloading it
@michalhornicek8061
@michalhornicek8061 Ай бұрын
I haven't seen an ad for years. Nice nostalgic video :)
@mikeyh0
@mikeyh0 Ай бұрын
Yes, so reminiscent of the olden days.
@Chris_Hood
@Chris_Hood Ай бұрын
Al Gore Rhythm's withering stare of green tinged judgement _He's super cereal_
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 Ай бұрын
When you invent the internet then get elected president but skip it, your next logical move is to become the New Max Headroom.
@DCLK
@DCLK Ай бұрын
Bursted laughing after listening to the Chewbacca impression 😂😂
@armandtbotha7634
@armandtbotha7634 Ай бұрын
Going outside was super easy, barely an inconvenience! Except for other people
@GraysonOfYoutube
@GraysonOfYoutube Ай бұрын
The Algorithm clearly thought that judging you would be super easy barely an inconvenience, so It choose not to get right off of that bad boy.
@sycariummoonshine7134
@sycariummoonshine7134 Ай бұрын
So since the algorithm recommended me this...
@4RILDIGITAL
@4RILDIGITAL Ай бұрын
Hilarious and relatable portrayal of an ad algorithm. Great job shedding light on the importance of online privacy and intrusive ads.
@sumpop420
@sumpop420 Ай бұрын
I got dumped a few weeks ago and Instagram has really been rubbing it in! Luckily the Ryan verse is here to shine a light at the end of every tunnel!
@eugenethemonkey7409
@eugenethemonkey7409 Ай бұрын
When ya algorithm knows more about your life than ya parents
@Tftftftftftftftftf
@Tftftftftftftftftf Ай бұрын
Real adaptation of what happens when I go outside
@Nayug
@Nayug Ай бұрын
How's fatherhood going Ryan! I've been a father since February 29th (IKR) and I'm wondering how you're managing. Itd be good to hear f4om other fathers about how it all is. So happy for you. You're amazing. I love your work
@admiral_potato
@admiral_potato Ай бұрын
What if I want to eat microwaved dinner everyday?
@michaelwintermantel9127
@michaelwintermantel9127 Ай бұрын
You clearly just made this video to show off your chewbacca impression, but it was hysterical. Also, it was all i could do not to push the skip ad button, even after 2-3 "ads"
@iamgregory1299
@iamgregory1299 Ай бұрын
Ironically not only was this video recommended thanks to the algorithm, but this video it’s self was basically telling us to stop watching it. While we were all actively watching it. Love it.
@WinterSo1dier
@WinterSo1dier Ай бұрын
Ok the funko collection felt like an attack lol.
@sinfulhappiness
@sinfulhappiness Ай бұрын
An attack ad will do that. 🤪
@Vazlist
@Vazlist Ай бұрын
Definitely go outside. Bring your pants.
@geekymonkey
@geekymonkey Ай бұрын
See, they never add that caveat. What are we supposed to do?
@valolafson6035
@valolafson6035 Ай бұрын
It doesn't have to be pants. Skirts exist.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 Ай бұрын
​@@geekymonkeyOutside definitely needs a ToS. By clicking below you are agreeing to a) wear pants ...
@iambicpentakill971
@iambicpentakill971 Ай бұрын
Best I can do is shorts. Take it or leave it
@toneddef
@toneddef Ай бұрын
"Bring your pants." But you didn't specify "Wear your pants".
@eldarsadykov
@eldarsadykov Ай бұрын
Wholesome video) Thank you, Ryan George, for politely pointing out all of these things to me. It actually struck a chord.
@Mooskym
@Mooskym Ай бұрын
That's why you should invest in an ad-blocker (and by "invest" I mean spend the minute or so it takes to download one for free). That way your ad algorithm can't judge you to your face!
@Fuzzy_Barbarian
@Fuzzy_Barbarian Ай бұрын
When you get a somewhat horny anime gatcha game ad, is the ad insulting you in like three different ways?
@re.d.studio
@re.d.studio Ай бұрын
Ah, I can see he’s clearly using his Old Spice Shampoo/Conditioner/Fusion Lavender PragerU Squarespace Canva local plumber business DisneyNetflixHuluESPN+ Saint Jude body wash again.
@spiderpooldevi243
@spiderpooldevi243 Ай бұрын
"computer thing with matrix default" and "Ads-tronaut" should do a collab
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 Ай бұрын
The crossover literally ones of consumers are asking for...
@eldarsadykov
@eldarsadykov Ай бұрын
I love that Ryan actually didn't go outside to record the "outside" bit.
@FuzzyStripetail
@FuzzyStripetail Ай бұрын
Albert Alfonso trying to get refusing to wear pants and presumably stinky Ryan to stop tonguing his couple of days old beef jerky was really hard for Ryan to Chewbacca.
@alicebedard2764
@alicebedard2764 Ай бұрын
How dare Albert do this
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