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[@veiledtee4976]

My favourite part was when Barry Allen said “it’s flashing time” and committed multiple felonies

[@XwezzyO]

Not funny

[@stso3986]

funny

[@Hobie02425]

Actual good spin on the meme

[@yomynamenick]

@@XwezzyO painfully unfunny lmao

[@Underdrill]

​@@yomynamenicknah it's hilarious and always will be.

[@dajokahbaby1506]

Wow, the Flash is so fast that even the VFX team couldn’t keep up with him.

[@Velocityspeaksfacts]

The director and Ezra meat riders are actually using this as an excuse

[@unclephillymya]

Or the camera Sometimes

[@tbuckley2031]

⁠@@Velocityspeaksfactsno I just always pictured light and shape warping because as a kid I was baffled by how this mad could move while perceiving things the same even with the speed force it can’t literally throw light into your Iris for you to see so it would be a tiny bit different to compensate for him getting closer to light speed and still seeing

[@dika_hilman]

nice head cannon

[@Velocityspeaksfacts]

@@tbuckley2031blablabla get off your knees bro damn 😂

[@andreou3335]

Marcus in a few months: "A 7!?? Was I high!?!... nah, it's a 5." Calling it now.

[@motobum6695]

I am so shocked rn he said 7/10.

[@ibthat1guy]

From the way he was reviewing it I thought he would have given it a 5 or a 6

[@blocktopic]

@@ibthat1guy did you watch the first 5:25 of this video? Or 7:04 onward

[@JoJoJoker]

Remember when Barry 2 got shot in the leg and he can’t run but this never comes up again in the 3rd act? That looked like it would be a major plot point. How about how he did mess with the timeline and ended up in the wrong universe at the end?

[@Tribrachidiumheraldicum]

@@JoJoJoker Because he has fast healing? They said it in the movie.

[@enby_kensei]

I really like how this is the first superhero movie to have a supervillain as the main lead. That was a really cool idea by DC and Warner Bros.

[@metallicnole4514]

They did it better than sony lol

[@kyorikusagami84]

It's flashin time !!

[@piusbutarbutar1782]

infinity war? it feels like thanos is the main lead there

[@Shoulderpads-mcgee]

They’re talking about the crimes, guys

[@eric-ms3pz]

@@piusbutarbutar1782 Thanos is no where near as powerful as Ezra is

[@coldfury2652]

For a movie centered around saving his mother she legit is in the movie for like 2 minutes

[@StillTendo]

Just like flashpoint

[@adsdsds6190]

I liked the 2 minutes she was in though

[@coldfury2652]

Like deadass when he goes back in time he has the scene where they all eat and then we don’t see her again untill the end of the movie

[@robertwesley7332]

It's centered around him fucking up the timeline as a result of him trying to save his mom

[@coldfury2652]

@@adsdsds6190 same

[@SolaceMcfly]

I have never heard so many people audibly laugh not because it was funny but because it was insanely random or stupid. 10/10 movie

[@WiloPolis03]

Unironically sounds like a movie I'd genuinely enjoy then. I love absolutely ridiculous and over the top superhero movies

[@brayancatano136]

Cmon Barbie

[@Devito69]

@@brayancatano136 lets go party

[@Velocityspeaksfacts]

@@Devito69🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@345117kul]

I mean I laughed bc it was funny idk about them

[@charlestonjew7587]

Maintaining the tried and true tradition that Michael Keaton does, indeed, make everything he's in 35% better.

[@mk6rfc1]

even morbius?

[@lithramel]

​@mk6rfc1 I haven't seen it, but I'm willing to bet that's still a yes.

[@ninjanibba4259]

​@@lithramelthat's why you don't bet, you lose most times He didn't, in fact, it's one of the dumbest parts in the movie

[@MusicoftheDamned]

​@@lithramelFrom what I heard of that memetic dumpster fire, Mr. Keaton was just in it the very end as a tacked on and forced credits easter egg desperately trying set up a version of the Sinister Six--emphasis on desperate. We can count that as the exception to the rule given shitty (SONY) contract obligations though and just...ignore it since it only made _Morbius_ even worse really.

[@snowleopardo2626]

They want to convince us that Barry didn't even think to watch the crime scene from a distance so he can see the face of the killer.

[@MrGshinobi]

i love how the people behind this movie defended the bad cgi by saying "flash is so fast that everyone around him looks fucked up" like WHAT LMAO

[@riptweekr]

no what they were talking about is the speed force scene where there's like a timeline with Barry centered in the middle of it, and the memories looked like wax statues in a museum but every other scene was actually bad. and ik the cgi babies were a lil wierd but like... idk I kinda just ignore it tbh, I only consider it bad when Ben Affleck's mouth popped up on a Batman cowl

[@darkthorpocomicknight7891]

@@riptweekr There was SOME bad cgi but people need to calm down - trying to represent the speedforce is very hard Some ideas worked some did not - but people are exaggerating muh bad cgi It tried to do justice to how things are with the Flash's pov which is tough

[@jonathanferreira6682]

most of the negative comments arent even about when hes running, the cgi is just ugly as fuck everytime barry is in his suit he looks like a big dumb baby with a weird neck

[@riptweekr]

@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 I agree 100% with you on all of that

[@hilosky]

We've seen Barry look at Iris when saving her from a car crash and his mom at the store while using superspeed and they look perfectly fine. So the bad cgi excuse completely falls apart.

[@BryanCostner]

Sasha Calle is way better than I expected as Supergirl. It'd be a shame if the new DCU doesn't use her as Supergirl in the future. Sasha has a lot of potential with a better material to work with

[@chasehedges6775]

Hope she gets more roles

[@chasehedges6775]

She’s soooo charming and adorable and yeah, she’s a good actress

[@Tike22]

Explain to me what she does that’s impressive other looking good in the suit? She grunts, her cgi fights were not the best fights in the film, and she makes up a dumb reason to come back to help flash after leaving the ppl that just saved her...she was servicable just like this movie

[@Fulcrumsw5]

That’s mostly just flash writing and production issues. Sasha looks like an ideal supergirl and while we didn’t see much with how she acts as supergirl I think she has a lot of potential there

[@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT]

I agree, a lot of her scenes in The Flash Movie were cut for some reason…I hope Sasha gets to play Supergirl in the James Gunn/Peter Saffran DCU.

[@brandonhenry877]

this movie deserves a 10/10 for actually having a line where a characters asks barry allen Ezra Miller "what about the charges?the allegations?"

[@noahwebb8016]

The scene where ezra miller runs so fast he burns all his clothes off and then causes a huge cat accident and a huge amount of drums fall out of a truck while he blacks out an entire city block is one of the funniest scenes ive seen this year

[@matthewgabriele206]

it fits Ezra Miller as an active criminal too lmao

[@the.abhiram.r]

my lungs were fucking hurting after that 😭😭

[@homelessend8557]

They were actually filming Ezras daily routine that day and accidentally included it in the movie.

[@mewingmanda]

This movie was definitely one of the most fever dream-like theater experiences I’ve ever had

[@kickass2117]

This is so on point. I honestly can't remember if I actually saw the movie or dreamt about it. Even the ending of the movie is like 'oh crap everything's messed up, it's a nightmare, let's just wake up.'

[@bio2189]

I was a bit drunk, really high, and in one of the front rows, I was straight up befuddled

[@StillTendo]

Not having The Reverse Flash in the entirety of this movie is a crime in itself

[@Logan_Irrelevant]

To be fair though nobody will ever top the show’s reverse flash arc. Too perfect.

[@Eratic_bhavior]

Yes and no… I feel eobard would have been too predictable

[@flameconvoy7424]

This movies version of a twisted flash was so much worse. Man dies in under 5 minutes

[@Logan_Irrelevant]

@@flameconvoy7424 yeah it’s like the world’s shittiest ripoff of Savitar.

[@Frey12]

​@@Logan_Irrelevantyah it was just savitar lol

[@Alistair_McCullom]

The worst part is how good of a performance Ezra gave throughout

[@Sarnatuile]

I mean, whatever shit he did doesn't suddenly make him a bad actor. Just like Kevin Spacey. Shit person for sure, but still a great actor. Not that Ezra is on his level obviously, but yknow.

[@slsthewriter1299]

@@Sarnatuile "Whatever shit he did." Yeah…I would look into it. The stuff is not great. At all. Like there's a cult involved. xD But, to your point, yeah. You're not wrong.

[@kyorikusagami84]

Lol he's always looks like he's trying too hard to act in every movie he's in

[@CURTSNIPER]

@@kyorikusagami84 nicholas cage in a nutshell

[@kyorikusagami84]

@@CURTSNIPER the difference is Nicholas cage is an Oscar winner

[@joaquinwaters1810]

The Flash is like a genuinely amazing movie and a god awful movie that have been welded together. There’s a lot to love and a lot to hate, and it’s all melded together so tightly that it’s hard for me to do either

[@lawrencelord9777]

I’m more looking at it as: it’s a fucking awesome movie with the only flaws being there should’ve been a boss fight with dark flash and the cgi should’ve been top tier. To me personally: if you fix those 2 things the film would be perfect to me.

[@NS-xx1ze]

That's why you don't shit out a blockbuster in two years. I guarantee that if this movie had more time in the editing room, they could have had something really special

[@joaquinwaters1810]

@@NS-xx1ze agreed. There’s parts of this movie that are genuinely spectacular

[@Mmmmilo]

Nope, it’s just terrible.

[@sartajpurewal5429]

@@NS-xx1zethis movie has been in production for over 5 years wtf are you on about

[@loganadams203]

Let's be fair now, there's no way the movie could have gotten any better after the peak baby shower scene. Definitely the best sequence in the movie and one of the best in DC movies

[@dika_hilman]

ew

[@realjohnlove]

That was one of the worst dragged out sequences in the film lol

[@za-ir5ni]

I hope your saying this ironically. Because that scene was sooo bad lol

[@DoctorChuck]

One of the biggest sins when representing a speedster is making them slow. The baby shower scene had a slow guy interacting with slow objects and it just makes everyone seem slow and not fast.

[@losoloaded4038]

@@DoctorChuckthat’s pretty much the point. When your moving that fast everything is pretty much standing still

[@Theblobmma]

Glad a reviewer finally touched on how genius it was to develop Barry’s character by seeing how annoying he can be by seeing a younger version of him, the movie had really creative ideas, failed on some, but executed others very well. Good movie in my opinion finally something new in the saturated superhero genre

[@blocktopic]

Chris Stuckman

[@dika_hilman]

no, the movie got great ideas and executed most of them poorly

[@ninjanibba4259]

No, that's annoying as hell

[@Theblobmma]

@@blocktopic he’s a great reviewer too, and moist critical brought it up

[@Theblobmma]

@@dika_hilman executed most of them well actually, some ideas flopped it’s obv not a perfect movie by any means

[@superswiftpics]

If you think about it Ezra Miller perfectly fits the role of barry cause they are running. They're running from the law. Edit: I didn't know Ezra Miller used they/them pronouns my b and also for those arguing in the comments, even if they don't it's safer anyway idk lol

[@yomynamenick]

*they

[@elitezenkai9435]

​@@yomynamenick He

[@CattleDekappa]

@@yomynamenick Has a children's cartoon as a pfp and thinks pronouns are more important than the actions of a groomer. Usage of 'he' or 'they' doesn't matter any more here

[@yomynamenick]

@@CattleDekappa doesn’t mean I support them dawg I think they’re a shitty person too

[@eepseal6516]

@@CattleDekappa You still don't use "she" for a male criminal, so why randomly use the wrong pronouns for someone because they committed a crime?

[@ross3986]

The opening scene, my entire theater including my parents were laughing their asses off. One of the greatest moments I’ve experienced in the theaters

[@noobmasterruben5167]

Agreed

[@TiagoNugentComposer]

@@PaytonMollo microwaved baby

[@goronjon2408]

This movie gave me serious Sam Raimi Spider-Man vibes in the best and worst ways, definitely a great time at the movies

[@elliottfussell3523]

Insult to Raimi spiderman

[@goronjon2408]

@@elliottfussell3523 let people enjoy things buddy

[@riptweekr]

​@@elliottfussell3523 it literally is the same only that Sam Raimi has more depth but that doesn't make the flash bad

[@hamptonwooster]

Me and my fiance and many others were laughing maniacally during the opening action scene. If you know you know

[@Nick-of-Time]

Those CGI babies were the highlight of the movie if I'm being honest

[@somerandolad]

​@@Nick-of-Time They had some of the leftover effects from Son of the Mask.

[@greekarmorsports4415]

Far and away the best part of the movie. Like it was unironically good and absolutely hilarious. More superhero movies need scenes of their main character saving terrible cgi babies and puppies from imminent death

[@TheOriginalPoon]

Me and my fiancé fucking lost it with the Batman scene in the beginning, that cowl was SO unflattering for Affleck and he honest to god looked like gigachad

[@FocusedThronee]

It was awesome.

[@Aedpowell6490]

The George Reaves cameo is actually criminal

[@rodanandme]

yeah, ive been seeing backlash to all of them pretty much. But his is the only one that really stood out as bad to do imo. With the others like West and C. Reeves, at least their families estates could sign off and give consent to it, but George Reaves didnt leave behind any family to sign away likeness.

[@wiremuwifebash]

can somebody please spoil the movie for me and tell me what all the cameos are, I'm not paying money to see this

[@wiremuwifebash]

but fr tho resurrecting dead actors should be illegal

[@matthewgabriele206]

All of the CGI cameos were terrible. Like yea theres ethical issues with George for sure, but I understand with him and Christopher Reeve as they are both dead they had to CG them into the movie. The actress that played Supergirl in the 80s and Nicolas Cage however are both still alive... they could have gotten the real people for those scenes. Like George Clooney is the only cameo that I actually enjoyed because it was the real guy

[@theflashfan3234]

​@@matthewgabriele206 they didn't "HAVE" to CGI them. They could've respected the fact that they have passed away and not made the monstrosity they did. And then they released their film on the 64th suicide anniversary of Reeves. Insane how superhero film fans think shit like this is acceptable so they have something to point and gawk at

[@greekarmorsports4415]

Honestly, and I am 100% serious here, that sequence with the babies is one of my favorite moments from a Superhero movie of all time. That’s all I have to say.

[@Kanoog]

😆 When I first left the theater today, one of things I asked was "I wonder how people will react to the baby scene."

[@realjohnlove]

With the worst music in cinematic score history

[@kyorikusagami84]

You should check your brain....maybe you have possiblity to become psychopath

[@Gabi-ub8md]

I really liked the scene aside from the cgi babies 😅

[@GregorySnipe]

You have to get out more.

[@JosephLicka]

My main reason for not seeing this in theaters was people calling it “the greatest superhero movie of all time” because I knew that they were lying

[@DeadfriendsxGaming]

They literally call every movie the number one movie in the world lmaoooo. Go see it

[@ninjanibba4259]

Save your money and wait for streaming

[@DeadfriendsxGaming]

@@ninjanibba4259 this will honestly look terrible at home. Lmao plus it was a really fun theatre experience. Just saying

[@silversonome5360]

I mean Spiderverse was right beside it, so that checks out

[@pinkanimositygaming]

My main reason is that I don’t want to support a criminal groomer.

[@eliazergonzalez671]

Crazy how Barry's parents aren't in the movie a ton considering those were the best scenes in the movie

[@snowleopardo2626]

They want to convince us that Barry didn't even think to watch the crime scene from a distance so he can see the face of the killer.

[@sartajpurewal5429]

They wanna convince us that just cause his dad didn’t go get tomatoes the killer decided to not kill or ever kill Barry’s mum after that 😂

[@musicaltheman862]

Prediction: A year or two from now, when Marcus does another "Reviewing my Old Reviews" video, he will watch this and be utterly flabbergasted that he rated this movie a 7/10, changing it to a 4 or lower. (I can already picture him exclaiming *"WHAT WAS I ON?!?!"* )

[@kitfisto4711]

Or maybe he just enjoyed something you might have not?

[@DHINTON7295]

I feel like if you ever revisit this movie you’re going to be dumbfounded that you gave it a 7 😂

[@elliottfussell3523]

I can feel it coming

[@icantthinkofacoolname1308]

Not really It's just a fun turn your brain off movie

[@paranoia_xo]

I mean, it's a good, fun movie. No one goes into CBM expecting them to be high art.

[@user-to6fy9of9e]

@@icantthinkofacoolname1308 many of those type of movies don’t age well

[@icantthinkofacoolname1308]

@@user-to6fy9of9e not necessarily

[@guywattie]

I liked this move im in no rush to watch it again but its way better than i tought it would be.

[@blitzgaming9561]

Wow I had no idea how to describe this movie but your words pretty much summarize my thoughts on the movie.

[@bobbyshewan4229]

I knew I was gonna have a field day with this one when we saw the baby in the microwave. Like Ezra REALLY made the character their own Edit: y’all niggas fighting in the comments about pronouns relax I just wanted to make a Hawaii Ezra Miller joke in peace😭

[@IcyDiamond]

I hate the fact that Channel Pup made the baby microwave thing the title of his video and I assumed it was something Ezra Miller actually did because I hadn’t seen the movie yet

[@SuperNeos2]

@@IcyDiamondThe fact that you had to question if Ezra actually did that shows how terrible of a person he is 😂

[@ZacV47]

@@IcyDiamondthe executives over at Warner Bros had to have known this movie would bomb when you got audiences actually questioning if the lead actor ever put a baby in a microwave before.

[@jasonbuster5503]

I hate that you used the "they" pronouns

[@itsyagirlmeeko]

@@jasonbuster5503cool, nobody asked you lol

[@Luke101]

Best review I’ve heard thusfar. It was refreshing to hear a take that wasn’t just “Bad CGI= Garbage Movie” I thought the first two acts were really decent

[@Coolgamer54321]

big fax, up until they escape from the Siberian prison the movie was genuinely incredibly well written and the performances from everyone were great

[@oscarm4095]

Yeah. Up until them just wrecking the multiverse and making it way too important than what it is AND the god awful montage that goes on for way too long... the movie at that point was pretty fun!

[@M_k-zi3tn]

I think what kind made me feel disappointed was the fact that Gunn and a bunch of esteemed Hollywood people spoke about this movie as though it was the best thing to ever happen to Superhero movies only for it to turn out to be a very okay movie that doesn't really evolve, or contribute much to comic book movies and is riddled with ps2 cgi

[@oscarm4095]

@@M_k-zi3tn Gunn, King, all these people we respect for their amazing storytelling and characterwork saying this movie was the best thing ever was hilarious and really annoying lol. I can't even understand why they'd say that with such conviction. They could've said they liked it but they said they LOVED it and it's quality was beyond compare.

[@lordofthesithvader9430]

@@oscarm4095 I find it funny that the movie Gunn made was better than the one he was also promoting.

[@lukahmad5683]

I love Sasha, Ezra, and Keaton in this. Especially Sasha, she did a great job, I kinda wanna see her again as Supergirl. The scene where she pissed off is really badass.

[@rclandon]

the entire cgi budget went towards ezra's bail fees instead

[@mumfordboydylan8450]

Had a good time watching, had more emotional depth than transformers, so i had something to take with me. The last scene with his mom was really touching. It only got better after they meet batman so there is like 40 minutes of "wtf is going on"

[@pitaalfereti58]

That scene with the Mom got to me, man. Very relatable, to the point I was sobbing. Still a very flawed movie, but I could tell it had heart.

[@Nbkillr-ec7lm]

Funny enough I asked my dad, a normal human being, what The Flash can do and he said that he can run fast

[@NoseyMakar]

I usually miss out on DC movies, but this one genuinely gave me a good time. The flash is easily one of the superhero movies I've enjoyed the most in recent times, DC should take advantage that marvel is weaking out on their new content.

[@JustanotherNPC8454]

It was definitely a movie that was made in the last year. Or even the last decade.

[@NoseyMakar]

@@JustanotherNPC8454 to each their own 🤷🏼 I just gave my personal experience with it.

[@train123z]

too bad that it failed so hard that flash will most likely never get a movie again

[@davinci3478]

I’d really like to see what you want the new DCU to be

[@GiggyFortexFilms]

James Gunn havin a bit of a laugh

[@lawrencelord9777]

I think that James Gunn taking over DC essentially means that Kevin Fiege controls both marvel and DC. Hear me out. I don’t mean literally. I just mean in the sense that DCU has a way higher chance of being as good as the MCU now that it has essentially what is the apprentice if not still the right hand man of Kevin fiege. It’s a unique perspective that I have for sure. But it is entertaining to think about. Superman Legacy could be the “iron man 2008” that DC desperately needs.

[@Bass-mx3iw]

What’s weird is that they got the family rights to use dead actors but the one flash cameo from non Barry Allen wasn’t approved by the actor

[@Coolgamer54321]

he probably doesn't own his image rights so its not a big deal

[@theflashfan3234]

​@@Coolgamer54321 "he doesn't own his image rights so not a big deal" jfc the brownnosing is insane

[@Coolgamer54321]

@@theflashfan3234 I’m not phased by it cuz that’s such a huge part in sports contracts, you either own ur image rights or u don’t end of story

[@ghengis423]

This shit was fun af. A lot better than i expected

[@linkdk59]

Also, while it is valid to criticize some of the in-your-face-rubbery-cgi, i however found that having two ezra millers on screen in so many scenes was absolutely flawless. At least it looked flawless to me! I think people forget that they probably used a special effect for that too!

[@Coolgamer54321]

in some scenes yeah they're pretty well made, but like there are instances when one of the two Barrys are clearly not there

[@memtub8782]

i think people are hating because ezra miller is in this movie

[@linkdk59]

@@Coolgamer54321 Ah maybe! I guess i'm not too good at catching these things on the first watch :D

[@linkdk59]

@@memtub8782 Well, there's that too! And there are two of them!

[@linearcurve]

@@memtub8782i’ll be honest, their performance is probably my favorite part of this movie. they manage to be both an annoying jerk and another more annoying jerk and also have conversations with themself that feel both real and natural, which is a pretty impressive feat i think. shame they’re a garbage person.

[@xoppamorie4276]

i just liked how this COMIC BOOK movie felt like a comic book.

[@sartajpurewal5429]

It was nothing like the comic book or felt like it , read the comic book if ur gonna say that

[@xoppamorie4276]

@@sartajpurewal5429 no no no good sir, it felt like A comic book in tone. Yes, it wasn't like Flashpoint, but it did feel like a comic book. stupid plot but a good amount of heart

[@sartajpurewal5429]

@@xoppamorie4276 in that sense Yh, but I mean all superheroes films feel like comic books in tone, they are all based on those comic books afterall

[@noobmasterruben5167]

I mean I'm still gonna prefer Ghost Rider 2007 over the Flash becoz that movie looks better even if the villain is meh

[@C_M_R]

I managed to avoid all the trailers, and despite the bad CGI -- I overall liked it. I like the end part very much that is all fan service, but I thought it was well done. I also liked the Marvel trolling the movie did regarding multiverses.

[@nanu421]

I loved it. Eventhough CGI has left a lot to be desired, the action sequences had great choreography. The comedy is completely disarming. It kinda feels as if you are watching stoner version of Back To The Future. The emotionality of this story made me tear up in the end

[@MonsoonMoonrock]

I really want to read a book about what happened to this movie. It seems like they nail the Flash stuff but I wonder if it's just a bunch of re-writes and studio meddling that really weigh this thing down in the home stretch of production.

[@Coolgamer54321]

1000% its the late reshoots that had something to do with it

[@NS-xx1ze]

Didn't this movie get delayed by a year 😂

[@ajadler1629]

100% sure studios forced the director to add the end cameos so they could make more money.

[@StoneAxeArky]

I'd probably give it the same score as you. There are a lot of fun moments and effectively emotional moments in the film, but that CGI definitely needed some work (and the director stating it's because that's how Barry views things when using the speed force is not a good excuse) and the resolution to the third act conflict doesn't necessarily add up if you think too much about it, but I generally enjoyed the film regardless of those issues. I do wish we got more screentime of the Batmen featured in the trailers and other promotional material though.

[@theoneandonlydomtoretto974]

Spoilers I’m really glad Keaton Bat got some time to shine again, it is a shame that his character died instead of the alternate ending we got but alas. He was really fun and his whole arc of becoming Batman again after years is really good. Plus it’s Michael Keaton

[@OfficialNathanielMassiah]

7/10 is absolutely wild for this movie. The amount of times I laughed at something that was unironic was more than I can remember for any other movie.

[@joshuabaker5167]

Nah

[@Queen_Kellz_1120]

I actually liked this movie ... Some things were campy but expected (the babies could of looked less dollish) but otherwise it wasn't the worst

[@coolpaden]

people with bad tummy issues are the real heroes here

[@PotartOnYT]

How Grant Gustin wasn’t considered for even a cameo still baffles me.

[@athenajaxon2397]

Honestly!

[@PaganMinDNW]

His cameo was actually cut from the final film alongside Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman, more villains from Batman '66, Marlon Brando as Jor-El, you get the idea

[@Velocityspeaksfacts]

By far the best flash ever live action

[@imstuff205]

apparently he was but they chose to have random characters most people don’t care about instead

[@blocktopic]

You're in luck because his cameo was considered

[@chrisedwards5447]

Honestly if Millers reputation wasnt ruined everyone would be talking about how great this movie is. This honestly was a great movie.

[@LarvaHeroes]

The worst part is how good of a performance Ezra gives throughout

[@commissionerbaguette]

Holy blithering blazes! Cosmo man Marcus has delivered us a new spectacular video of marvellous quality!

[@codylakin288]

Incredibly agreeable review on all points. I had so much fun most of the movie, way more than I could’ve thought. But thanks to the climax and resolutions, I don’t know… it was curiously unsatisfying, All I can add is how much I enjoyed Sasha Calle as Supergirl. I’d love to see her reprise the role.

[@linkdk59]

Finally someone is mentionning the origin story angle! I agree, it was a creative workaround to show the origin story in a fun way, and still informative enough for the newcomers. Also, I think the music score of the film was pretty good. I loved some of the themes in there.

[@Brannon1009]

It was a really good movie. I had zero expectations and loved it.

[@sand4273]

I will never not be confused as to why this was getting a bunch of pseudo-hype before it was released to the masses.

[@originaozz]

I actually like it and love the IMAX experience. The CGI babies are horrific qnd the climac sequence, but most of the early Flash power felt immersive. This was the amusement park, popcorn movie. Even Guardians 3 and Spiderverse which I love so much better felt like it needed more or my brain & heart, this one was just enjoy the ride with a sprinkle of feels.

[@rieel4537]

Exactly Flash made me laugh, ask myself wth is going on and also feel sad because of Barry's mom

[@alexfelipe3620]

That’s all I needed, I’ve been hearing mixed reviews but I’m going to watch it now.

[@RaeSan_Art]

apparently the director did an interview and explained the terrible plastic CG faces are supposed to look like that…. my immediate reaction to that was “okay buddy” like, maybe if the faces only looked bad in the vignettes around that time travel bubble barry makes id buy into it more, but theyre also peppered about throughout the rest of the movie soooooo

[@purplexman89]

This movie knows what it wants to be, movie that took 6 directors and countless scripts. What a nothing as pov, 7/10 is legitimately insane

[@sartajpurewal5429]

And 8 writers

[@CountOfMonteCristo_]

The best part of the film for me was Sasha Calles Super-Girl, she was absolutely fantastic and I really wish she was in the film more, and if she isn’t the main Super-Girl going forward that will be the biggest waste of potential ever.

[@youngsterjones]

her character development was super rushed, 1 min she don't give af about humanity then the next min she wants to save them

[@CountOfMonteCristo_]

@@youngsterjones I mean acting wise she kicked it out of the park, she’s a very likable actress imo

[@youngsterjones]

@@CountOfMonteCristo_ did she even smile in the movie? Even Captain Marvel showed. more emotion

[@CountOfMonteCristo_]

@@youngsterjones i mean why would she smile? She was literally experimented on for god knows how long, and her uncle came to kill her and humanity, I wouldn’t really be in a good mood after that.

[@youngsterjones]

@@CountOfMonteCristo_ so then how was she likable?

[@RichyGuyInTheChair]

I've been waiting for this video. Thanks Mr Cosmonaut

[@silasmcdonald8531]

I watched this movie with my best friends and we were all wasted. Funniest movie of all time purely based on ridiculousness 😂 the baby scene had us literally crying

[@yhzh2002]

We really needed at least one or two more scenes to flesh out Super-girl's character, and fill the gap between going to see Zod and doing nothing, and then randomly showing back up to help out. Her bare bones back story and her tiny interactions with the protagonists and Zod only barely provide a superficial sense of who she is and what she's thinking. She's one of the few characters that we haven't seen in previous movies and don't already know fairly well. She's ultimately not that important to the story, and that's a bit of a shame too.

[@athenajaxon2397]

I really enjoyed it. I'm kinda shocked that a movie with Michael Keaton's Batman isn't doing better but I genuinely had a lot of fun

[@ShadowLife248]

May be a dumb fun movie but I appreciate the emotional moments and certain attention to details.

[@vkpotter260]

Marcus you’re probably my favorite television reviewer on KZbin, and I’m super happy you made a video on the Flash because he’s my favorite superhero, but I also remember watching your video about WarHammer and you also talked about how you liked Doctor Who, and I also love Doctor Who. In America I haven’t seen a single dude who likes Doctor Who and half of them don’t even know what it is, surprisingly, so it would be awesome if you could make a video on it. Idk, maybe about it’s downfall in the past years, or how good it is at its peak, or anything because that would be awesome and every video you make is the best.

[@ikaemos]

What's a tele-vijun?

[@Lil6Anar6hy6]

The fight scenery makes sense tho it’s where the army and Zod first met and normally superman is there to surrender but superman isn’t there so they attack

[@brennanhammond3900]

I liked that it got the goofiness of the flash as well as the seriousness. And if Sasha isn’t woman of tomorrow there will be hell to pay

[@speechless107]

I loved it honestly. The vfx were super funny and I wouldn’t change it. Made for a fun experience with my brother.

[@Mountainpup01]

I feel like a large majority of the hatred around this movie comes from the controversies around Ezra, the bad CGI, and just general superhero fatigue. Thanks for not giving into sensationalism and giving your genuine opinion Cosmonaut

[@jackwhite49]

You're right, thats a very surprising 7/10. With how obnoxious the 2 Barry's are, how little sense the story makes, and how basically none of the barry 2 universe stuff even matters in the end since it all ends so abruptly, I'm surprised you gave this anything more than a 5. Batman was cool tho. The jailbreak scene was 20 minutes of peak.

[@darrylbrumfield7659]

Everybody doesn't hate it like get over it

[@jackwhite49]

@@darrylbrumfield7659 I never said I hated it lol, I'm just surprised at how high a 7 is. 7 is a GOOD score and this was not a GOOD movie. It was alright

[@AdiPad-]

There are so many lines that Barry Allen says in this film that correlate with some of the headlines of the crimes Ezra Miller has committed that the movie almost becomes a parody.

[@grfrjiglstan]

Next time I watch Michael Keaton's Batman, I'm just gonna think, "In a few years he meets an annoying twerp and fights aliens in an empty field."

[@onsokumaru4663]

That smooth jazzy theme of Rogue at end 😍

[@vespertil10]

honestly I thought this was amazing, the vfx were only really bad in the multiverse scene and with zod’s face, it actually had a good emotional core which genuinely had me empathetic for barry, something that superheroes NEVER do for me, amazingly acted for the most part and visually spectacular despite how rushed the ending was due to all the dc reshuffling shit going on in the last 3 years, 8.5/10

[@sartajpurewal5429]

The baby scene ? , flash running ? , this is the only superhero film that made you feel empathy ? Did you watch any of the Spider-Man films ? Or is that pic there for laughs

[@vespertil10]

@@sartajpurewal5429 nah, ps4 game made me cry, movies just didn't really have me in my feels

[@redsagexxv]

Controversies aside i really enjoyed this movie. Like you said it was just straight dumb fun for the most part. And genuinely had some lol moments. I’d even say they reworked how we perceive BA as a serious character and not always a joke and portrayed his powers extremely well. I’d even excuse the some of the cgi outta the argument that the flashes powers are trippy

[@CattleDekappa]

'Controversies'?? The actor has literally groomed children and assaulted people on invading their homes. Let's not minimise actual abuse and suffering because you like a fictional character

[@redsagexxv]

@@CattleDekappa who said I was. I just don’t care for the discourse. It’s unnecessary. There are literally other actors to see this movie for. And beyond that most ppl like me just wanna see THE FLASH. I don’t wake up and want a headache everyday like you apparently.

[@CattleDekappa]

@@redsagexxv Again with the minimisation. Film execs love people like you

[@stepbackletgo]

@@CattleDekappa there's hundreds of people working behind the scenes in this movie and I'm sure not all of them are perfect. The people in the companies behind the food we eat and drink aren't perfect. There's people that committed felonies that have served you many times. You can't care about everything or you'll go insane

[@stepbackletgo]

@@CattleDekappa not saying what Ezra did was fine or should be excused btw but he's going to be punished for it I'm not punishing myself depriving myself of watching a cool movie tho

[@linkdk59]

My favorite joke was such a silly bit : "beers beers beers, i keep them in my fridge"

[@Macapta]

Wonder if the CGI will be improved in the digital and Blu-Ray releases.

[@Mmmmilo]

“When Flash travels through time in the Snyder Cut, that was one of the coolest scenes I’ve ever seen in a superhero movie” - bro, what the actual hell are you smoking? Should we call someone?

[@themovieman915]

Ok bro 🤓🤓

[@imWillJ]

really enjoyed the depiction of Supergirl in this film.

[@nottsurewhattomakemyusername]

i legitimately loved this movie. i don't even mind the bad cgi. it's soooo comic book-y for a live action movie and i love that. genuinely so much fun to watch and I actually love the story. i have no complaints.

[@2kdegenerate708]

7/10 is what I thought. I expected this to be terrible, but my best friend called me after watching it and said it was surprisingly entertaining. Went to watch it and thought the same thing. Good send off to the Snyder verse

[@matyldazamudio810]

I love for your breakdowns

[@sartajpurewal5429]

Not really a break down , just says what he liked and what happens, nothing he ever says has depth or evidence,

[@marakahn24]

Watched this movie high and it absolutely enhanced the experience

[@nickbecerra9580]

Congrats on all the new branding, looks dope

[@Roantanoto]

i was surprised at how genuinely funny the movie was, really was not expecting that

[@KimchiFarts]

I’m so sick of slow motion for super speed. That was the one great thing about the Eternals movie. The way they depicted super speed was the best any movie or tv show has ever done

[@sartajpurewal5429]

It’s most definitely over used but it’s sometimes necessary to show flash time in the flashes point of veiw , this movie just did it in the worst fucking way possible

[@optimascrime5235]

If the visual effects were actually finished and the stuff with Ezra Miller didn't happen I would so I think it's a great film....But with thay not being the case it's a 8/10 but I tend to have weird opinions about movie's/Shows and stuff😂

[@pause777]

Finally watchin a Cos review before I see the movie, and enjoying the none spoiler reviews! Love when he absolutely roasts the CGI!!

[@tristanhornung691]

The shot when the batwing first launches is the best shot in the movie. Absolutely gorgeous

[@Danny_boy333]

Thank god markie is finally getting vitamins, there's always an 80% chance of him being sick in his vids

[@JG-dz3rn]

I genuinely liked the movie, I wish it was a little more like the actual Flashpoint but it was good nonetheless aside from the CGI

[@riptweekr]

I think it's great that you didn't let the cgi take away from the story experience, I hate when people lean more into cgi being a reason that a movie is bad that's like considering a Spider-Man movie bad because Peter is bald

[@JG-dz3rn]

@@riptweekr right? Like yes how a movie looks matters but at that point I said focus on the plot and what’s happening, all my childhood CGI has been bad so this is nothing new

[@gtcrypie479]

Me too but im also kinda glad that they didn't fully adapt flashpoint since if they add the war between Amazon and atlantis, i think it would be too cramped for the story and will felt rushed... But ...i honestly expected for reverse flash to be the villain but still i enjoyed the twist... And the cgi is honestly not that bad for my opinion, not super good either but i think it made the movie better somehow 😅

[@legomaster0147]

Cool beans. Will probably watch it on a stream when it releases there.

[@spifffffff]

I had a lot of fun watching, really surprised me

[@dmhplays]

100% agree with this. The people in the end look like PS2 characters, as my friend put it. I even said it was a 7/10 when talking to my friends about it. I wish that they would have made a scene in Justice League about Barry’s parents to make it more believable. Also Ezra’s run…looks like he’s not even trying. Like an awkward jog Make him TRY!! Ezra’s awkwardness in the movie is kind of creepy. The humor was actually good though. I genuinely laughed at the roommate scene where they were arguing about actors in movies. Also laughed at “Who the fuck are you” because I genuinely did not expect Clooney to show up or Miller’s response. I also really enjoyed showing up to a movie and not knowing how it would end. That was amazing.

[@Migzter05]

I was actually surprised myself how much I enjoyed this movie more than I expected myself to. Not sure if it's really not that bad or that the most recent DCEU movies (namely Shazam 2 and Black Adam) are shitty as heck. My only gripe is the uncanny valley CGI fest. WB's digital shots (especially for human faces and bodies) can't match those done by Disney for some reason. Other than that, I enjoyed this movie for what it was trying to do.

[@mayorglalie]

I sure do love how this movie about letting go of the past ended up literally resurrecting the dead as lifeless CG puppets purely for member berry juice

[@mickaelpare3603]

It's been a while since I saw a movie divide the audience that much.... Like everybody agrees on the CGI being awful, but the good and bad reviews are 50/50. People call it genius and people call it atrocious hahaha. Excited to see it when available on streaming...