The Fun Side of Murder w/ Tim Dillon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

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Tom and guest bear Tim Dillon light heartedly discuss why people choose to do it, how most of them are one timers and how they think a friends would feel if they committed together.
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[@danielpenrodii2389]

Bert and Tom killed somebody a long time ago, which would explain how Tom keeps assisting Bert in his career and why Bert hasn’t stopped drinking.

[@Captain_porkchop90]

We would know if they did cos bert can't keep secrets

[@ETAisNOW]

Rogan makes you atleast hide a body to get in the jre universe. Tom is the main hit man and Bert drinks to deal with it.

[@jamesshore3191]

​@@ETAisNOWJoe Rogan the type of mf to eat the guys they killed

[@amandagadille9870]

​@@Captain_porkchop90I agree, Bert couldn't shut his mouth

[@slappadabass7901]

Bryan Callen has killed like 12 people and he wants to confess to Rogan SO BAD because Rogan won’t accept him as an expert on violence, and he wants that approval but he knows he can’t say the one thing that would earn it.

[@douweanne]

These guys should get their own podcast together

[@johns9940]

Two sociopaths

[@suimeingwong2043]

This feels like a confession.

[@tyler4418]

Cut to 10 years later, and this clip is used as evidence in court.

[@NoSpoonsAllowed]

I think tom knows where the bodies are in all honesty

[@rogerwilco1777]

check his crawl spaces.. has he ordered any new luggage lately??

[@mikero14_gaming]

One HUNDRED percent

[@patrickchasinghawk5244]

It would be hilarious seeing Garth go in heavy on Tom asking where the bodies are 😂

[@brett_gardner]

They both bury their friends in low places.

[@DedicatedSpirit8]

I don't think Garth has been questioned lately

[@keithhowell9572]

1:36 Tom remembering the sweet release of a job well done...

[@coopersmith8216]

These guys need their own podcast. This is so much better than Burnt

[@swiz5957]

tom looked like he was reliving a kill at 1:37

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

And planning the next one.

[@DeepOnes420]

He always does that

[@TyrantsRuin]

The guy laughing in the background is hysterical 😂

[@richiedagwallaman]

I swear

[@noellutsey5620]

Best part

[@Gaspiracy]

Okay there seriously needs to be an investigation into Tom

[@scrumtrellecent]

This podcast was very informative and enlightening.

[@tyler4418]

I've always suspected Tom is a secret serial killer. That his comedy tours are just a smokescreen for his real passion, if you get my meaning 😉 lol

[@rogerwilco1777]

*cough Vince Champ..

[@hgb0005]

you mean the meaning that you just stated in the previous sentence?

[@artfuldodger96]

​@@hgb0005 Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up. 🧑‍🚀 🚫 🍟

[@Xplora213]

@@rogerwilco1777worst gimmick a comic ever had!!!

[@stoicsavage509]

The meaning you stated.... No.... I don't get it?

[@tangibleterror2421]

Christina must live in constant fear lol

[@l_owkeyl_egend]

She 100% helped him lmao

[@timt4715]

@@l_owkeyl_egendshe’s low key next though

[@l_owkeyl_egend]

@timt4715 nah she's high key an accessory

[@nicholasbrown5572]

Nah if you watch this show enough, you know she's just as crazy. She might even have a higher body count than Tommy boy 😂

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Good

[@Synthetic-Rabbit]

I've worked retail before and tech support at a call center. The thought goes through my mind a lot "I wonder how many people I've cashed out or talked to have murdered someone?"

[@mrmrodonnell]

I love that editing exists

[@rogerfurlong1535]

'I assume.' Sure Tom😆

[@carwashgirl3541]

Oops.. i thought this was episode 6 of why Tom Segura is a serial killer...

[@ZIM_skol]

Tom sounds -voice, cadence and all- just like my effing father, and that was almost exactly a convo we had years ago XD good times

[@CeeJay____]

I'll say it - Tim is funnier than Bert.

[@austrianpainterinhiding88]

Many are.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Absolutely! Tim is funnier than Rogan

[@ramstacp]

By a mile

[@dontme5670]

Obviously, i was pissed when bert showed up on timmys pod a few months ago

[@richiedagwallaman]

Not that controversial of a take buddy lol

[@anthonydowney-uo2zo]

"it does!"... " i mean i assume it does"... hahaha 🤣so suspect

[@gordonjordan9491]

Tom probably realized after this conversation that as close as him and Burt are he'd be a terrible kill buddy. 😂

[@rockerpirate]

Tom and burr would be good kill buddies

[@mprattyh3]

At least when Bert would inevitably tell people, no one would believe him

[@deeohen8344]

Bert would be a horrendous choice of kill buddy... can't shut up... drinks all the time... dies for social acceptance.. horrifically guilty conscience. No Bueno

[@rogerwilco1777]

Bret would be group texting everyone AS they are burying the body.. and the group would be like; "We know, you texted this 5mins ago"

[@amandagadille9870]

Bert = worst kill buddy ever!!! Just turn yourself in! 😂😂

[@tioray8755]

I’m a water guy, I’m an aquatic guy, grew up by the beach I love it 😂😂😂

[@p.notequal.np_fightme]

The most American conversation ever.

[@andershv229]

Frickn' brilliant!

[@creepystack1090]

Ladybird lake. WHERE ARE THE BODIES TOM.

[@juddjohnson5200]

Two people can keep a secret... if one of them is dead.

[@marcusmcdowell7844]

Are you guy's doing a confession from the future bit?

[@projecttsukuyomi9909]

1:34 that is not a face that's thinking about this for the first time...

[@kevvyofficial]

Producers weren’t laughing at this one!

[@dean5422]

What you chatting. Nadav was laughing throughout like he always does, it just wasn't as pronounced. Perhaps he was further from the mic than usual.

[@MichaelLudden]

Listen when they tell you who they are

[@Tavat]

Just two murderers reminiscing. ❤️

[@jamesclark6487]

Tim is serious. Tom is joking.

[@loganrandall8786]

Yo, ppl that laugh hysterically at movie theaters

[@CrazyVolus]

Enjoy the watch list!

[@Trishisinthehouse]

Murder at sea, reminds me of that joke , What type of wood doesn’t float ? Natalee Wood .

[@cinemacodey]

Okay never go on a boat with either of these guys!

[@zachmccabe7510]

Before I could even comment "sopranos style" take them out in the ocean" tom beat me to it 😂

[@toddharstine9064]

Hey Bert,,,don't go sailing wit Tom bro,,,no matter how good he makes it sound,,don't do it!!!! Lmao.

[@realtalk5931]

This is wild!!!😅

[@GhostPalace79]

Team building techniques

[@User69420blazeit]

Tom and Garth are secretly murderer best friends, the whole beef is just for show so no one catches on

[@jonvia]

Life in the big city.

[@southpawscientific4122]

Tom trying to hide his boner while talking about deading someone...

[@OJI_Chocolate]

you have to get Garth on so you can ask these questions

[@Sarcastro_78]

A good friend helps you with a couch. A great friend helps you move the body.

[@oodz]

kill room..?? Ping pong .....youre dead...Heavy Breathing! Obviously you guys have the experience.!

[@paullmight42]

1:37-Tom's dark passenger

[@livershotggg4211]

Tom seeing if him and Tim are compatible by asking what method Tim would use to kill someone 😂

[@thomasnguyen3925]

Surprised Tom didn’t mention Garth

[@spiderdudesuper]

So then not with Bert, because he would definitely talk about it and tell strangers.

[@D123-f9k]

“There’s nothing better than killing the enemy” 👨🏼‍🦳

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

Speaking of murder, Jeffrey, Dahmer was gay. Happy pride month everyone!

[@fakename1656]

Ah it's the incel club

[@subliteral1380]

Like, say a guy hits your mailbox, and you tell him, and he doesn't care. That's a perfectly reasonable murder. Or if the barista REPEATEDLY fucks up your coffee, for example. Not just once, I'm not a psycho, like, he fucks it up THREE TIMES or whatever. Or maybe just once, but he ALSO gets your name wrong. Or the coffee is fine, and the name is right, but he makes eye contact with you, and doesn't look away immediately. Some things just can't be tolerated. You know what I mean?

[@Sacroham]

Tom goes " ... There's TONZ of unsolved Murders ..."🤷‍♂

[@SilkyJohnson7]

"Garth Brooks' burner account has entered the chat"

[@Destrois2018]

Anyone else want these two to have a podcast together . We delinquents need these two.. now back to insanity ..

[@VodkaIsGood4U]

This is how bert dies. Tom takes him out on his boat.

[@Sbenbobb9]

People just gotta be more open

[@JohnGiddings-g9s]

Jesus you now have me thinking how easy it would be

[@tarnished3133]

Both these dudes sus af...

[@aaronzigelbaum]

I mean a comedian does travel all the time, that's the easiest way to get away with murder

[@rogerwilco1777]

..thats also how Vince Champ got caught as a serial rapist..

[@blahblahblah1988]

Why did Tim say “molment” like ALR?🤣

[@deeterrnigian4418]

dennis 🤘

[@jimpatterson1111]

He reminds me of Colon Quinn so much. That’s not fair, but they sound so much alike

[@jerdog333]

Yes. Taking someone out on a boat because of the "implications." Haha.

[@jeremiahjohnson6971]

If you kill someone with a friend... after you have to kill the friend... double fun..

[@ZBoomBoomz]

I always knew Tom was killer.

[@forallthestupidshit3550]

Bert and Tom had a hysterical discussion about serial killing. I re-watch it a couple times a year, and cry laughing each time, still.

[@jayclark1551]

Tom is such a tourist. He’ll never really know the satisfaction of slowly sliding a knife into someone’s heart. Feeling the warm blood squirt out onto your face, tasting the iron in their blood and feeling immense power. Then getting to witness the fear in their eyes give way to acceptance as they realize they’ve made their last decision, taken their final breath and all they can do is make peace with it being over.

[@bopiusa]

We see you, Garth. We know....

[@cinaminamum]

Tom definitely started hanging out with Garth

[@robzombie5928]

Comedian would be good serial killer cover, there always moving around to different places no ties fake names.

[@chemstreescreations]

Where are the bodies Tom? 😂

[@BodyByBenSLC]

My divorced my wife. I can say in all honesty that decisions saved her life.

[@Michael_Smith-Red_No.5]

Unsolved boat deaths make me think of Natalie Wood.

[@Scottaaa]

Half this pod was done before

[@jakekilgore4791]

I swear tom is a serial killer 😂

[@POKETHEB3AR]

1:37 Tom ohegio face to unalive someone with his buddy

[@Infergal]

I know they’re kidding, but they couldn’t be more wrong. Murderers usually only feel remorse, unless they’re psychopathic. And there’s no bond between murderers. They usually tell on each other, given the chance.

[@Aries1990]

Back in 2020 during COVID, I was in a river behind my place and found a garbage bag in the water so I decided to pull it out, saving the planet and all that and saw that their was a decent size hole on the bottom and ripped it open and saw bones which I had hoped were animals and then saw fingers. I threw it in another bag and threw it in a dump.

[@zayi8153]

Why wouldn't you call the cops?

[@Aries1990]

@@zayi8153 I was dealing with a lot of issues during that summer and was mentally exhausted, didn't want to deal with anything else besides what I already had on my plate. Wasn't the right decision but it is the honest answer.

[@jessicadesmond-robitaille5972]

Yo….call this in immediately?

[@lb8141]

I wonder how much does Tommy misses Nadav's adoring laugh?

[@LocalFoe]

Out on the boat. Open water. It's the IMPLICATION

[@clownhands]

I would watch this podcast. Tom and Bert, not so much.

[@ericberges6794]

1998 Florida

[@adamlangdon2245]

I thought Tod was going to look at Tim and say , " DUDE!! let's go kill a prostitute!! "

[@imnotyourfriendbuddy1883]

I was on a train from budapest to prague and someone jumped in front of the train. delayed us for hours, what a selfish way to kill youself.

[@adamking4246]

Fun fact: During a person's lifetime, they more then likely talked with aleast 2 serial killer's.

[@sullythefixer1]

Tim Dillon somehow looks less healthy than Bert.

[@carltaylor7589]

Why do u think bonny and clyde was the ultimate love story 😂

[@apok1980]

I’m going to petition the fbi to create a division of “this guy’s off”. Tom? He’s just a comedian. FBI looks further and finds all the Garth Brooks fans that Tom has been bodying to frame Garth. What’s even worst, Tom didn’t have to do all that because Garth has his own bodies. It’s like all celebrities are serial killers.

[@garrymcdonald5456]

Try anything once.

[@KR-ki9hw]

Gee, I feel so much better now that I know I can kill.😒

[@ImNotNormAll]

I watched a stabbing while eating spaghetti. No joke.

[@samanthab1923]

At this point I wouldn’t blame Tom if he killed Christina. The clock is ticking…..

[@markomarko494]

Menapause ends in murder….

[@deeohen8344]

And I mean this in the best way possible... overweight sociopath talks about murder with obese sociopath .

[@youtubetrollking1880]

My god this is so much better without brent kitchner.

[@adamdudley8736]

Statistically speaking, most people who commit murder do get caught.. The ones that are getting away with it usually are seasoned killers that get better each time. Those one offs that end up Killing someone they know one day out of rage or something, are the ones that almost always get caught

[@artfuldodger96]

There are a couple of contradictions in there, Adam. 😄 I'd love to know what you do for work.

[@adamdudley8736]

@@artfuldodger96 you sound like the type of person I despise. The type of person who thinks they are better than someone because you make slightly more money when in reality there are homeless people that are likely a lot more intelligent than you.

[@adamdudley8736]

@@artfuldodger96 but hey good for. You probably have a good job so that must mean your smarter and better than me. Good job 👍. I'd give you a pat on the back but it sounds like you've already given yourself plenty of those

[@artfuldodger96]

@Adam Dudley Holy $h!t, man. You brought all the luggage with you for that. 😬

[@adamdudley8736]

@@artfuldodger96 sure

[@robino12344]

Who is more likely to kill?

[@offthegridliving3339]

Andrew Tate is a god!

[@usernotfound904]

Tom’s teeth look absolutely ridiculous 😂 🤡

[@TK-wd7de]

Thats why i hunt duhh

[@pavelbyrd7950]

Is that one dude's only job to laugh as hard as he can at anything that could be considered funny?