The WORST Thing That's Happened on a Cruise Ship w/ Tim Dillon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

[@marlonhengtgen3004]

Havent seen Tom in a bit. Dude is in phenomenal shape, what a transformation.

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

he's actually pretty good looking now that he's less waterlogged

[@ghostpiratelechuck2259]

@@CzolgoszWorkinManall the plastic surgery on the face is a bit much. What grown man gets lip fillers?

[@WillowGTI]

Should he be making obese jokes about people on cruises though?? 🤔

[@thomashigginsmusic]

@@WillowGTIyes he should

[@marlonhengtgen3004]

@@WillowGTI yes he absolutely should, considering he used to be a fat guy.

[@bendysland6308]

“How many third worlders on this ship you could blame “ I’m crying😂

[@Firbolgwarrior]

That comment was truly glorious. Properly laughed out loud at that lol

[@seanhayden893]

Everyone hates on cruises until they realize it's cheaper than sending your folks to a home. And easier to convince them to go.

[@Dapperdopper]

Genius omg!

[@PYROLORD7]

This guy needs to write a book

[@AHersheyHere]

The car ride home goes to the old folk's home.

[@richard-vv4lb]

Nothing more true than that. Assistant living my ass, it’s truly cheaper to cruse

[@richard-vv4lb]

Cruise

[@5dollarshake263]

Lol my mom's a cruise ship lover and I'm about to play this video when she's locked in my car during a drive.

[@jacobmorales1283]

What was her reaction? Lol

[@raw_si_siht]

@@jacobmorales1283 This????

[@TommymachineGunn]

Ya that’s healthy

[@richardtrento7409]

This dude Tim Dillon has me cracking up in my garage, alone while smoking weed. Fuckin hilarious

[@Memento_Kuzeh]

oh I found out watching tim dillon on edibles is great since his comedy is so insightful and smart and hillarious it just hits different on edibles man

[@InvestBetter.]

Cruises "Cruises are heinous, and the people who enjoy them are......ANIMALS!" - Tim Dillon The kind of thing animals like Burnt Kreischer love to do, and will spend the next 7 years of his life doing

[@em0_tion]

Tom's getting in better and better shape. Love it! 💪😘

[@mercedesmaguire1413]

I just bought this book and Tom's. I love my comedians, you make life so much better.

[@Ruckus45]

Recently I went to a circus held in a small country town in the South. The people I witnessed there was wild. Its like, I never see these people at the store or anything. They just came out from under their rock for this event. This is what I imagine a cruise to be on but you have no chance of getting away.

[@-Siculus-Hort-]

travelers.

[@josephwallace24]

I did the booze in water bottles trick in college. They shake the bottles and they bubble more than water :(. They confiscated $200 worth of alcohol real quick

[@jamesclark6487]

Thanks to woke cancer we can't know if "they" was one person.

[@jumpinjohnnyruss]

@@jamesclark6487 He wrote "shake", not "shakes", so we know that he meant it in the plural. The ironic thing is that it would have actually only been one person shaking his bottles but it doesn't make a difference to you. Where are all the anti-woke when people omit pronouns and say things like "Love this." and "Was just about to say that."? Huh? Why am I the only one frustrated by that failure of pronoun usage when some right-wingers make the preservation of pronouns their entire identity?

[@SamP0rterBridges]

​@@jamesclark6487 lol, I'm no liberal. But you're crazy to just jump to right-wing conclusions like that. Grow up

[@snakejunt]

​@@jamesclark6487go touch grass

[@tarantinoish]

@@jamesclark6487It’s sad shit like that lives in your head rent free 24/7. Seek help.

[@korbindallas4552]

The cruise ships are registered in the Philippines for regulatory and tax reasons. They also hire the vast majority of staff from the Philippines for the same reason (exploitation and legal loopholes).

[@mortar235]

Most are registered in the Bahamas and panama

[@jellyc4164]

I’m sold on Tim replacing Bert

[@TheMraswad]

Clerline! I can't...😂😂😂

[@cgaffney920]

I need Tim, Yannis, Tom and Alex Jones for 3 hours talking about the luxury cruise industry.

[@justsomeguy3862]

Then the split second Alex Jones starts talking about the moon landing, Eddie bravo comes flying through head first through the the drywall like a fucking missile and barrel rolls into a spare chair and starts going

[@MrDoctorproctor]

I worked on cruise ships for over 15 years.. I have stories.

[@shisduhos5682]

Do a KZbin channel

[@davidperez5089]

Be sure not to mention one here! Wtff?

[@nathanti101]

If you two did a weekly podcast together everyone would watch….❤

[@shoeengine1161]

this. yes.

[@austingullett9137]

I would love that or Tim Dillion and Bill Burr. Those two ranting to each other would be amazing

[@nirs8311]

Too good lol

[@KimboKG14]

tom does a good job in guiding crazy people.

[@beardown2489]

@@KimboKG14 i think your exactly right. One of his best talents

[@joshbaker4448]

Tim calling a group of people animals is soooooo ironic 😂

[@atticusmcfly]

There is nothing worse about being an American than manufactured fun and going on a cruise completely embodies that concept. Disneyland is a close second. Prom is third.

[@Goawaypleasenow]

Baby showers are up there somewhere.

[@mtdewramen]

​​@@Goawaypleasenow until you find destruction videos with tannerite.

[@dayneroman9162]

Tom and Tim doing the news is what I will pay money for.

[@mbar7989]

i remember being in my 20s and did a girls trip cruise.. at dinner i ordered a caeser salad to start and a tomato bisque soup for my dinner- the entire table went ballistic and was like “ i order 3 appetizers and two entrees and two desserts.. you know its free right!!?!” .. and i was just thinking to myself yes i know its FREE but i am NOT A GARBAGE PERSON and I CANT EAT ANYMORE!!! i never went on a cruise again.. yuck

[@thomashassall96]

I went to an buffet in Vegas once and there was a young boy about 250 pounds eating a bowl of literally everything in the buffet overspilling his plate...with his dad scooping a huge bowl of ice-cream in to his mouth at the same time. I hardly ate a thing I felt so sick seeing it! 🥴

[@famine92]

Cruises. Ugh. Herd mentality. When I visited Venice this was so bad. Hoards of demented people that swarm the city to stuff themselves and look at the most generic and superficial stuff.

[@jamjoe6314]

I'm going on a cruise for the first time in 2 days and I now want to stay home more than ever.

[@TheTwinkiefoot]

Don't let these charlatans dissuade you, lol

[@vashthestampede9269]

Fuck that!!! Go! Your not a millionaire like these two. As long as you yourself are a good time.. then cruises are a fucking blast!

[@PervertedPodcast]

Tom and Tim are literally the biggest nay sayer bummers in the industry...lol You'll have a great time!

[@jameskellison9342]

I hated it. Trapped with rats

[@brosephinoemporium9613]

@@PervertedPodcastjust like a selfish boomer to ignore what others say about you

[@lebrogames4436]

When Tom said "I think she got off"

[@harrylime5715]

Tim should do the cruise gig dressed like l Ron Hubbard in his captains uniform

[@aaronzigelbaum]

The Random Access Memories Vinyl distracted me from the comedy

[@waragainstavg]

I kinda wanna do a cruise now just to see/experience this

[@SilkyJohnson7]

Last cruise i went on we brought with us a bunch cartridges for weeds pens, couple 8 balls and 10 tabs of acid. Dropped acid with some banker who was there with his wife and kids and needed a break. It was fun

[@PimpNoLimp]

hah you made that guys trip for sure

[@DoomCat420]

These are the stories that nourish my faith in humanity. Props to the banker guy for tripping with you.

[@gwills9337]

That guy will remember you for the rest of his life ✌️

[@rocknroller77]

You and the banker sound like real winers🏆

[@DoomCat420]

@@rocknroller77 You sound like a real buzzkill there Karen.

[@ivanaguirre8641]

Dude never have i laughed and farted so hard and at the same time

[@BeStupidWithIntent]

Tim just doesn’t give a fuck and I’m here for all of it

[@Satchiko1]

Omg Tim is so funny 😅much funnier than any of the others

[@DanMunoz008]

These guys have great chemistry! Cruises are garbage; even the so-called luxury liners are trailer parks at sea 🤮

[@TommymachineGunn]

I once was stranded in a desert island ! It was only suppose to be a 3 hour tour, 3 hour tour!

[@Alec1996]

I love cruises! Best type of vacation

[@KR-ki9hw]

The buffets on my last cruise were substandard, even for buffets.

[@jayhurley8370]

My buddy used to say that cruises are the Walmart of vacations. That includes the people. Just charter a yacht in the Caribbean.

[@Blackkittymom]

I worked as a musician on cruise ships for years. It is true that the people who vacation on them are some of the worst humans in the world. It's wild. I met my husband on one and we used to go perch up on upper level decks with a drink and just watch these sloppy, trashy crazies do the most insane shit in absolute awe. Best entertainment. A little anecdote people don't realize... every ship has both and morgue (old people die a LOT of vacation!) and a padded room to toss belligerent drunks into. Both were usually positioned very weirdly close to the employee laundry room.

[@ryano952]

“Maybe THEY hated her voice”😂😂

[@Condor.Games.]

The LAST thing I thought I'd see when opening this video was a freaking Briermere Farms hat!

[@ethrboy]

i lost it at "military rations" AHAHAH

[@Lowkii710]

mf Tom start workin out for a week start throwing around terms like "caloric surplus" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brett9721]

Dude Tom looks great probably for that reason 😂

[@averagejoegaming1045]

Yo. I did my first cruise this Spring. Can someone please tell me wtf is everyone’s obsession with the ice cream machines? I mean I’d watch grown men turn into madmen and legitimately make plans to get the ice cream when it’s out.

[@bane2256]

I think it’s the ability to gorge themselves

[@emmabeard8874]

I love a cruise, but I am a basically a binge-eating hillbilly

[@WTFtomahawks0]

they do have waffles

[@Dragon_McFluteface]

“A Supposedly Fun Thing that I’ll Never Do Again” by David Foster Wallace.

[@marcmeinzer8859]

I was a seaman for 12 years and it needs to be read into the record that merchant seamen detest cruise ships and nobody who’s cool would ever stoop to working deck department as an AB on one of them. Seamen refer to cruise ship passengers as “cargo that complains”. If for some reason I wanted to go on a sea voyage as a passenger I’d get a cabin on a freighter such as a container ship perhaps where I would be the only passenger living with a crew of perhaps 22.

[@gstaggs2]

“That’s a fuckin cool guy”

[@ronin8188]

My dad is such a boomer that he went on vacations without me and always told me he would take me somewhere. But hey I had the house to myself and fucked in every room of the house.

[@jlllx]

same. but also went on vacations.

[@redfordreddington8834]

Daddy issues

[@TommymachineGunn]

Woo hooo!!! U stuck it too ur old man! Smashing women in the same rooms he did !

[@ShroomGill]

idk man, as a kid me and my family had a rly good time on a few diff short cruises, its all they could afford and they wanted to do something for their kids and themselves, some people don't have the money or time to plan something out more extravagant or authentic feeling I guess. But as I get older I totally understand why people think they're stupid or silly.

[@juanitaleak6482]

I HATE the idea of cruises. They scare…me being stuck in the middle of the ocean & you can’t escape & what if the weather is bad? It’s a cesspool! My mother went on 2 cruises & she got food poisoning on both of them & had really bad weather on one to where they were confined to the cabin. ABSOLUTELY NOT

[@Ojgville4l]

I would go on a cruise that has a weed buffet

[@jthompson13]

My parents love cruises. I tell you it’s a sickness. They can’t get enough of them. And the amount of money they spend on these trips astonish me. They love to eat and go on these “ excursions.” When I ask them why don’t they just rent a house for a month in let say Ireland - rent a car and explore- I get a blank stare and the look of disgust. It all comes down to eating a S- load of food, going to these themed nights and hanging around 2000 plus strangers. Plus eating more food. Lol. Sounds like a prison to me.

[@jackhackett80]

One of those things I have no desire to do. I'm sure I'm not alone in hating the idea of being trapped on a huge boat with shitloads of strangers. "But they stop at different ports and let you explore the area". Fuck that time limit shit

[@TommymachineGunn]

Then u go to an all inclusive and think ur fine….

[@LUSCIOUSDUNCAN]

Clurlene is such a fantastic southern lady name

[@BonaKim-hd8ec]

Tom and Christine’s definition of hell would be to vacation on an overweight persons’ Disney Cruise 🚢 🤣🤪!

[@oldgoatbbq8689]

WALL-E but on a Cruise Ship

[@david-wildcard]

Floating circus lmao

[@petercarlisle2927]

That book; couldn't agree more. Took what they could and left nothing for the next.

[@raw_si_siht]

Like any generation after is any better, clown.

[@zekelucente9702]

I’ve only been on one cruise and it was the Wind Star sailboat with only 148 people. I would never get on a Legionnaires cruise ship with 5,000 people.

[@john-lukepikard9511]

I wanna go on a cruise now.

[@shastmusic]

Huge fan of both of these guys. Legends. But what is wrong with Tim's face? No hate, honest question.

[@oliver6287]

Most buffet cruise food is definitely cooked on the cruise and also you get what you pay for 😂

[@dk8469]

As someone who worked on a cruise ship, the people on the cruises are terrible and nasty.

[@foellerd]

Fucking aye, the description of boomer parents on here is spot on, it’s scary how well the stereotype lives up to itself across the board. All of my boomer grandparents were EXACTLY as described by Tim (from the perspective of somebody born in 92). Side not, most boomers I know justify any wrong doing with their service in Vietnam, which was a nasty fucked up war, worthy of note. To be fair these newer generations can’t relate to that, so there’s a lack of understanding there.

[@raw_si_siht]

The whole beginning of this is ridiculously ironic. Tim says that boomers ruined kids and only cared about themselves. Cue the next few generations letting kids do whatever they want: getting abortions, caring about their only fans regardless of it's ramifications, and letting them get sex reassignment surgery. Every generation has their gripes I guess. I'd say the newest generation is gonna have a few more than just having some lackadaisical parents. Instead, it'll be parents that are too much / needlessly involved or pushing them to do something they weren't prepared for. I'm not excited for this next round of generational people.

[@stanmoroncini8825]

Is Bert still a part of this podcast?

[@jakelong3466]

Never been on a cruise cuz it never sounds appealing.. after hearing this I’m definitely not!

[@priddisbambam]

I wish I could draw a cover for Tim!!!!!

[@nicelydunwell5681]

Was looking for a name for a big fat Guinea Pig... Clurlene it is!

[@jt70SEVEN]

Dillon has not been on many cruises it appears. A lot of cruise ship port all around the world where you can get off and check out cities for hrs

[@stacifry4059]

He worked on a cruise ship as a comedian.

[@beatbox20fmj]

I work in a hotel, similar customer service I imagine, and I'm just honest with ppl. I'll fix whatever you need until you're an asshole then you can figure it out. I'm not getting fired or wrote up for a bad review

[@Ch33ziTzsk8R]

Went on royal and it was fun not worth the money, you have the buffet food wasn’t made with love, all just made and put out, the dinner was all frozen food what ever you pick on the menu you couldn’t add or take off certain things because it’s frozen food… like Tim said just fly to a place, cause it is all just bought out places by the Cruze lines by the 7th day you’ve walked the boat 20x over and you just want to get back home, meet some people to pass time but docking I get off for 2 hours go back to the boat cause I don’t need to buy anything at the beach… not worth it for me… I’d rather go hitchhiking

[@jonvia]

Its sad the cover of Tim's book is everyone's parents being brainwashed by television...though it is very accurate

[@raw_si_siht]

Newsflash: The internet/smart phones are 1,00,000 times worse than television. But yes, I know what you mean.

[@MJtnp]

Tim's impression of a fat person, is just him talking loudly

[@OpressivePeach]

Teen rooms when I was a kid was the sanctuary from the boomers

[@lushrimbaughiii]

It’s so good when Bert’s not there

[@Sarcastro_78]

Acapulco and Gavin McLeod, a perfect day.

[@bg710]

i gained 12lbs on my first cruise in one week. the 2nd one i gained 8. and i havent been back since ha

[@blueXcss]

i'm 24 ,i recently went on a cruise with my gf, honestly it's alright if you know what to expect, i got a deal $1000 per person.For $1000 i got to see a few caribbean islands, buffet food ,free entertainment on the cruise live music, shows etc.Thats great if you are on a budget.

[@mrouncervideos2905]

THE TOM AND TIM SHOW! Instead of the hot garbage, Bert. He needs to go yo!

[@Drew.q]

Pick a good ship on Virgin or Royal Caribbean lol it's the easiest way to travel to places if you're nervous about leaving the country. Don't let these dudes talk you out of it. You get what you pay for though so don't go cheap!

[@oliver6287]

Damn I wish I grew up rich af in the 90s😅

[@grantcater3656]

Bert Lost his food?

[@Tragic_Magic23]

I have no desire to ever go on a cruise.

[@RubysShorts]

Cruises aren’t bad it really depends what you’re really going on for. I’ve just noticed a shit ton of KZbinrs lately filming the same exact content lol

[@AgitpropPsyop]

I love a cruise. If you’re a cheap pos like myself it’s the best vacay money can buy.

[@gitgenKE]

Generational traumas to the 🌙

[@phoenixrobinson4804]

Just did a cruise and I will never do another. Weird ass people on them, at breakfast, all the people would have these boxes of pills … did u take ur pills…u got my pills…

[@undercooked13]

CRUUISES ARE CHEAP WHAT?????????? MY LIFE IS A LIE

[@ryanhutchinson5487]

I love how Tom is such a scumbag he only thinks you deserve time in prison for murder if you break and fess up

[@snakejunt]

For someone who watches comedy podcasts, you sure are terrible at identifying jokes.

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

It's not right that you can't bring your own food and alcohol on a cruise. You're crossing the ocean. You should be allowed to bring your own supplies.

[@wubuck79]

I don’t get all this hate on boomers. My parents were boomers and were nothing like the boomer stereotypes. My friends’ parents also weren’t like this. Maybe it’s regional? I was raised in a very conservative place. The culture was traditionalist Christian. Maybe that tradition provided some cross-generational cultural stability? My values and worldview are essentially the same as my parents and grandparents. My parents never bought into the hippie counter-culture as young people. Maybe that’s the difference.

[@andrewkielbasowycz1915]

People like to blame others for their problems Boomers did the best they could with the knowledge they had. Capitalism owns. FUCK GEN Z

[@raw_si_siht]

Indeed, people act like any generation after boomers are some kind of prize.

[@shaunshutes7442]

Tom's looking well

[@liquidmagma]

Book title is 'tarded.

[@ActAccordinglyNow]

doug stanhope smuggled around a gallon of booze on a cruise once. look into it.

[@alyssa0411]

Where is his boomer book? Was it yanked off the shelves? Amazon is out and there are no other places listed online to buy it.

[@amberheardslawyerprofessor5266]

Soft flex with Random Access Memories just casually chilling on YMH podcast nothing weird about this at all.

[@FletcherS92]

They let the guest pick an album from the collection to put on the wall for each podcast

[@peps1943]

Why would that be a flex?? I don't think you know what that word means loll

[@noahbrooksphoto]

Boomers? Ugh, how painfully unoriginal.

[@christopherjoseph5018]

Out with Bart in with Tim and anybody else

[@Jtex_123]

Burt lost his foot!?

[@dongatello6969]

Tim hates cruises

[@michaeldodd721]

The people that enjoy them um animals😅😂