The Furry Dating Network

[@rileylockerby2759]

My fursona is a walnut on a concrete path that has been run over by several strollers.

[@f69ryan48]

cool lol

[@mizithrae]

Dude that’s my locked fursona species!!!! You need to pay 349 euros to use it!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@seungkwanbot3203]

@@mizithrae aite what's your PayPal

[@mizithrae]

SeungkwanBot I don’t haves PayPals OWO ;-;

[@seungkwanbot3203]

@@mizithrae aite what's your address

[@GoldenGrenadier]

Someone needs to set up an account on this site and set their species as human.

[@anonymoususer9837]

Golden Grenadier The website probably instantly obliterates your account in every way possible if you set your species as human. It’s either that or the entire site hounds you (no pun intended), or maybe, just maybe, the whole site goes down in an explosion. If the site goes down, it will be back up after your account has been obliterated, so *don’t go trying anything.*

[@anondoesntexist8532]

ay ay ay i must do this edit: too scared

[@alexa8694]

ABSOLUTE MADLAD

[@streetxjammingdualxscreens9228]

Gg Allin Species: human kin Traits: will beat the shit outta you like an animal, but defecate like a human

[@marlizaislife4098]

Done :3

[@rbomb297]

My fursona is a large 40 year old Brazilian man, named Steven.

[@corvigay]

Okay, I'm actually in tears from laughter. Thank you for this.

[@thatlemonguy1107]

Mine is a hairy Brazilian man that keeps me and the other people in his basement.

[@syrea793]

Esteban!

[@onlydel777]

GalaxyPandaKiko hey bro a little advice from me,nobody from brazil is called Steven try Jorge or Carlos

[@CalebMichaelsonVEVO]

maybe Estêvão?

[@hahafunni4807]

my fursona is a half eaten bagel found from the back of the fridge

[@asdatescosains700]

Who on earth keeps bagels in the fridge

[@fuzzfacesys]

But that's *_mine_* though!

[@pecanbear]

I'd yiff it

[@jayjay86443]

That's disgusting! Bagels should be eaten as quickly as they are made. It's like leaving a hot pocket at the bottom of the fridge, near the veggy box. Like, why would you do that?

[@Tropingenie]

Who the fuck eats bagels?

[@Zak-we6te]

"Ok children, registration time" "Larry?" "Here miss" "Jerry?" "Here miss?" "JAY THE TACTICAL PIKACHU"

[@DonutMaster56]

*SID THE CUSTOMIZATION GARAGE WORKER*

[@AlbaSolum]

*R U S H B*

[@potatoheadhaoy]

A Fairly Unusual Pootis C Y K A

[@crys_cornflakez]

YES AND NOW THEY ARE ALL CHARACTERS IN SMASH 5

[@kadobrr1229]

Vicislav the youtube meme СУКА БЛЯТЬ

[@msharmall7298]

I’ve known two furries and they were both in the military. Really strange how common that is. (EDIT: NOW THREE don't ask me how I meet them)

[@austinslaughter319]

Yep. Either young, in the military, a career criminal, a troll, or a just an artist. In my case it's a combination of the last three.

[@Levienci]

Some people are furries to cope with a stressful job, i.e. the military. It does make sense.

[@austinslaughter319]

@@Levienci until you realize how stressful the fandom itself is.

[@raidenthekat2444]

I think the military is just a common job.

[@lyncxe]

@@raidenthekat2444 yea right no stress

[@thepolishastronaut7940]

Fursona: Gordon Ramsay Species: Gordon Ramsay Species (specific): Gordon Ramsay FurryCode: Gordon Ramsay About Me: Where's the lamb sauce?

[@BewilderedCitrus]

Mating Call: iTS FUCKING *RAAAAWWWWWWW*

[@fumiyamda9223]

@@BewilderedCitrus Battle Cry: YOU'RE IN DENIAL!

[@huffleclaw1019]

This comment thread is my fav 😂

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

Catchphrase: *FUCKIN RAW*

[@samanthadinkel1223]

Gordon Ramsay: WHAT ARE YOU Randon chief: Im an idiot sandwich

[@TheSprint46]

“HIV Status” I’m honestly surprised they have this option

[@chrischickering1959]

StarBlazer most likely to match HIV + plp w/ other people who are positive as well

[@sillyrooster]

StarBlazer I'm not

[@ghostfox2473]

StarBlazer it's not an option. You were it in.

[@cloroxbleach3232]

im not

[@huskypro1]

+chris chickering That doesn't seem very smart considering you can get "super aids" if you get multiple HIV strains iirc

[@stockton8225]

Jay the tactical pikachu looks like he could be a 50 year old man

[@snakeboy2017]

dannt Nah, he's not that old. He is likely 49.

[@ghostfox2473]

dannt he is

[@Doofles01]

James Crombley ,

[@Docckylle]

Fursona name: Carbon monoxide Species: Dead (deceased) Species (specific): Second stage of decomposition

[@lukeofender2071]

Fursona name: Ezra Slader Species: human Species (specific): 31st century dictator and leader of the second holocaust against the mobian (anthropomorphus animalia) race. Death by Luke status: positive

[@saturniidspectre]

Ah yes, the three classes I main in TF2 Pyro Medic Christopher Young

[@josephcole8102]

Furries play pyro alot, makes sense

[@saturniidspectre]

huh.

[@DumbassDoggie]

Christopher Young is the best tf2 class

[@widhskxnkan1349pl]

@@josephcole8102 well it's because pyro mains don't have brains

[@josephcole8102]

@@widhskxnkan1349pl local man doesn't know how to not shoot projectiles at pyro

[@borpa.]

Fursona: FISH Species: FISH Furry code: FISH Fursona description: FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH edit: guys please it’s been two years, I miss my wife and kids, stop replying I beg of you. ita been three years now and the edit i made only increased the number of replies. my wife took everything in the divorce. all i have now is fish.

[@ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186]

Glub glub That’s a reference that no one will get

[@DraeonKaiser]

Leg? Singular? Hmmm I'm going to call the human tester

[@josephstalin2579]

Hello Krebs from Downfall

[@hochimane6535]

GANG GANG

[@danieleriksson5587]

Am i the only one who expected i am groot in this comment section?

[@matchadumpling3290]

The real question is, Who would win in a fight, tactical pickachu, or the cowboy dragon?

[@toasthead]

The person standing by with a RPG that shoots them the second they appear ending 2 furry lives only thousands to go

[@Maud_on_YT]

🤔

[@pointlessgimmickyusername9196]

Whenever furries are involved, there are no winners. Everyone loses- the pikachu, the dragon, society at large- everyone.

[@HelixMaster12]

snewpee doopie Where does the fight take place? Is the tactical Pikachu armed with anything?

[@matchadumpling3290]

HelixMaster12 the tactical pickachu is a syborg Pikachu he has the power of electricity and a sniper riffle, and the cowboy dragon can breathe fire, and has two pistols. It takes place in a Pokémon gym. XD

[@zelg.5551]

My fursona is Todd Howard in a teletubby costume. Species: Other / Specific / Eldritch Horror / Kid Friendly Weapons: Shotgun Stand: Sweet Little Lies

[@cidiose]

Weapons: 16 times the detail.

[@mika-san8879]

Stand: Sweet Little Lies I'm dead now.😂

[@crappyaccount]

What the fuck

[@soarinskies1105]

Zel G. STANDO POWAH

[@Deadchannel614]

Zel G. i’m crying lmao

[@TXFDA]

"I plan to be buried in a fursuit." "Nevermind. My mom said I couldn't do that."

[@germandan5]

Their jokes are pretty good, but the only thing that kills me more is their laughter. They start losing their shit and then I'm dying after that.

[@ChiyoBebe.]

germandan5 laughter is cpntagious

[@David-zy1lr]

Professional Fangirl That comment made me laugh I guess sarcasm is also Cpntagious

[@ninbendoyt3203]

I'm a furry and I have two fursonas. My first fursona is a wolf. The second one is Kim Jong Un

[@verybigman3384]

My fursonas Danny Devito

[@jacobperkins1074]

Seems likely, since it seems that every furry is pressed into military service since the day that their born.

[@feddie_mcglowington]

Second ones better

[@davism96]

My fursona is Peter Griffin and Yoda hybrid

[@cevinwithac3733]

Not gonna lie, you had me I the first half.

[@itskaloe8231]

tactical pikachu

[@SickHedgehog777]

railgun

[@ZoppyGoblin]

*lopunny

[@ev9554]

Flashbang! Clear the building

[@tezer2d]

This sounded so hilarious, I had to search it because I thought it was a meme I didn't know yet. So there is this video about a pikachu-cosplayer with a gun and there is also a youtuber called "Tactical Pikachu" with ~50 subs. Am I missing something? Edit: After coming back to this video, I realized I should watch the whole video first before commenting but Ima just gonna leave my comment here

[@nodice1881]

Pikachu with a Glock 19, and AR-15 with an RIS system, Trijcon sights, suppressor, Binary Trigger, Magpul mags and stock. complete tactitard.

[@CosmicWaltz7]

"Nogard" the dragon? Literally "dragon" spelled backwards. That would be like a human named "Namuh". You can be more original than that, I hope.

[@kawaiiwolfie5554]

Like in Pokemon arbok and ekans

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Namuh sounds like an ancient Egyptian name. Also I think I'd call my dog "god" from now on

[@gweegygweegy6126]

Isn’t Namu a name though so Namur isn’t that off, good point though.

[@dreska255]

Drater

[@gweegygweegy6126]

Kcuf Bmud

[@user-xk2bx9uw7p]

"sex is nice but unnecessary" - Plato 405 BC

[@chancedavis6216]

T That's true

[@sspark2686]

T Very true

[@fastestdino2]

Honestly bragging about getting sex never made sense to me

[@inwencja2009]

o

[@martalover17]

Vladimir Lenin Hi. :)))))))))

[@npc_national_guard]

Alright kids, we're heading into the comments. Make sure your radiation suits don't have any holes in 'em.

[@kabhes9040]

do i really have to wear a suit?

[@ieatgarbage8771]

*My fursona is a nuclear scientist*

[@ninjacat230]

aw fuck, we needed radiation suits?

[@ayylmao8901]

I Eat Garbage my fursona is a scientist from black mesa

[@ieatgarbage8771]

I need to think before I click on notifications. I keep forgetting that this video starts by someone swallowing the mic while making fun of someone for having an std in a bad accent.

[@rowan3209]

The only interaction I've ever had with a furry: I was getting a new graphics tablet at Best Buy a while ago. The English guy who worked there and helped me pick one out showed me his friend's furry porn to demonstrate the quality of the tablet he suggested to me. I still can't fucking believe he had the balls to show me cartoon animal porn at his job... but it worked, I did buy the tablet.

[@MRJTD99]

Wendigo Heart That's bullshit, but if not, that's beyond hilarious

[@TheCompleteMental]

Really good salesman at work

[@dracanisobsidian1613]

If it can be sold Said the boss Do it by any means necessary Gotcha boss *shows furry porn* *speech 100*

[@TheCompleteMental]

One-handed 100

[@sharky1901]

Marketing 100

[@lorimieure3910]

Fursona name: god Species bidoof Species specific: god bidoof Description: don’t test me mortal

[@shaneyy__]

Albert ‘ large bid _oofs_ in the chat please

[@soygato2722]

Oof

[@justsomeyanderewithinterne622]

PET ME PLEASE

[@dreska255]

Bidoof more like big oof

[@hitkid2456]

I've seen, Arceus is but one aspect of thine majesty

[@KnogbA]

Now I've seen it all, Jay the Tactical Pikachu.

[@causedgalaxy1018]

KnogbA your profile pic makes it better

[@Jimbo_Fett]

"ex military" "airsoft"

[@americancheese9103]

Just has like a ptsd flashback in the middle and starts throwing the gun at people and fucking murdering them with his fists

[@catoticneutral]

Christopher young is too OP this season, needs to be nerfed.

[@ClassicallyQuixote]

#NERFYOUNG

[@cosmicpanda8941]

Josh Herbert scales too hard into late game

[@retrolynx5191]

Christopher Young for Smash bros

[@sleepysakamoto]

You laugh at «HIV status: Positive» but this is actually very important to know and should be on every dating site, specially on LGBTQ+ sites for historical reasons.

[@bencenagy5459]

What do you mean "historical reasons"?

[@bonesby__]

@@bencenagy5459 it was commonly a problem in I believe the 80s within men and gay relationships with a massive outbreak of AIDS and other STIs (killing a lot of people) and so it's important to know whether someone you're going to have a sexual relationship with has some sort of STI because you could catch it from them

[@countvronsky4025]

HIV is much more easily transmitted through anal sex than by vaginal. By definition, this makes gay men far more susceptible to infection.

[@burgbass]

Oh god please no, don't do this.

[@Fleados]

Burg Bass Afraid of your profile being found? :3

[@burgbass]

It's a fucking clown you guys

[@kiroakimada2775]

Burg Bass Exactly what I thought. I still don't know how humanity got so low to let this be a thing.

[@liltempergy5137]

Burg Bass ha

[@phaetonxi344]

Naruto Uzumaki ItsAPenis.jpeg

[@doctormoney106]

T A C T I C A L Pikachu

[@funa6968]

I think you meant T A C T I C A L lopunny

[@wolves4812]

Lovely

[@kitschygotchi]

Jay is sending out Tactical Pikachu! Will you switch pokemon or keep battling?

[@reitrace]

send out my main: Christopher Young

[@psychoxsento3415]

Send out Logan Paul

[@hyukabow]

oMG IS THAT JENNIE IN UR PFP

[@graysonhuffman469]

Anon switched out caterpie, sent in nuclear bomb

[@f4fphantomii468]

Tactical Pickachu uses Gun! It's... Wait... It's very.... Effective?? Uh Hello? WAKE UP!

[@henleyg9928]

The one time I saw a furry in public was when I was at a Pride Fest with my friend. My friend is scared of people in animal costumes, lile mascots. This furry was coming towards us on the sidewalk, but he wasnt walking. He was wearing heelies. So my friend, terrified, just jumps back and screams, "Who gave the furry heelies?!"

[@rainebat]

Sorry that happened to you two! Not all furrsuiters are like this btw. Most them if you're scared or you don't want to associate they respect that.

[@lmaothischannelsnotcomingb3616]

Not gonna lie, I would panic if I saw a person in a fursuit coming towards me.

[@Xehanort10]

I don't think having a fear of people who want to fuck animals is ridiculous or childish.

[@jacobp.2024]

@@Xehanort10 I think she was the only sane person there.

[@arisenleaf]

Sugar Vale Yeah who cares that some people have this RATIONAL fear. Even adults have this fear and the fear is understandable because for one you can’t see their face, you can’t identify their intentions due to their actions concealed behind a costume, and the idea of dressing in an animal costume because you feel like it can put others on edge because they don’t think the idea is sane.

[@SA_STiiiZY]

Friend: Hey, who do you main? Me: Oh no one special. Friend: Oh yeah who? Me: just a chap by the name of Christopher Young .

[@boombass4616]

Friend: hey dude I main Bastion on overwatch, what’s you main Me: ...... Friend: You can tell me Me: I main Christoper Young Friend: we can’t be friends anymore

[@SA_STiiiZY]

Yes just yes

[@Oddi0]

I've got 84 hours on Christopher Young in Siege.

[@troperduper]

The scary part is I'm like 90% certain I know that guy in real life because that's his real name. and the portrait even blurred looks waaaaay too similiar. He would do this type of thing as well

[@danteclark7697]

s420BLAZEitNOW RIGHT AS THAT PART CAME UP I READ YOUR COMMENT

[@daniellawrence1691]

Almost every boy on that website said they have military training either the military has a lot more furrys than I thought or all the furry are a lot sadder than I thought

[@cbayer5012]

From what I've seen, people use it as a vent. So that maybe why

[@borbis6723]

Them bois are *e d g y t w a t s*

[@cbayer5012]

Or that.

[@metro3041]

Only furry I know was actually in the military, so it might be the first option.

[@dinomeat1055]

There just lying to impress someone or to prove that furries are winners but at last they were unsuccessful at life

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

My fursona is Donald trumps hair

[@iciclefox9901]

Rusty pickup man bet that cost you a small loan of a million dollars

[@kevinDMC12]

Fursona: Josesph stalin spicies: SOVIET furry code: georgian man made of iron fursona description: *GO TO GULAG AND STARVE*

[@incognitoduckling7505]

Communism isn't funny unless everyone gets it

[@Bamburfix]

Fursona code: ra ra rasputin

[@Karl_der_Genosse]

Fursona: Benito Mussolini Species: Pasta Species (specific): Pasta Hitler Furrycode: crazy mix between daddy Hitler (uwu) and roman empire Fursona Description: I like -no hair -facism -daddys bulge (respectively a Panzerkraftwagen 3) in my u know what (naughty daddy calls it Italian africa and greece) *uwu* -the Roman empire -chef boyardi, my best furry friend UwU I don't like -Yugoslavia -dirty usa and britain, they take away my candys 😫 (sicily and Libya) Please put a bullet in my head, I think I'm gonna hang myself for writing this

[@kingllama8887]

HAHAHAHA, it's funny because there was somebody that I used to know that was just like that and had the same exact name. What a coincidence.

[@yea4253]

Karl Mussolini actually endorsed USA on multiple occasions so I don't know about that part lol

[@RustyARMPIT12]

does a furry need to have fur? like can you be a snake furry? #askingtherealquestions

[@Crazykidthree33]

I actually believe that they have a subsection of the fandom for just that who call themselves "Scalies." If not a subsection then an entirely different fandom. Either or, I've heard the term. #answeringtheforgottenquestions

[@sebo0855]

The answer for your question is no, they don't. You might ask, am i furry? Hm... a bit, i've started to learn 'bout them some time ago and i don't think they categorising each species, in their logic, you're furry, if you like it, if don't, just don't, simple as that. ( if there's some language mistakes, sorry, It's not my native language :/ )

[@corvigay]

They're called Scalies. Much more uncommon, but still exist. They're still under the umbrella term "Furries" but are a more niche category. Any fursona (scalesona? idfk...) species with scales goes here. Snakes, lizards, dragons, and the like.

[@thatlemonguy1107]

Jaysus Crust No to your first question, yes to your second.

[@Marixchatt]

Can a Polymorhic senteint rock be a furry

[@berserkercapitalist1231]

"Species: Shapeshifter" Now that just seems like cheating.

[@niormal_froggie]

Species: one of them Species (specific): *ALL OF THEM*

[@owene2530]

My fursona is myself, but a version that isn't abused by an alcoholic father

[@sublimesadlime7119]

Oop

[@theguythatasked6400]

oh

[@Robsidians]

Owen E hot, tell me more.

[@2miligrams]

same but i need a dad instead

[@maatak2155]

Dang

[@SephtisSizent]

"Does that mean hes a dragon from western culture or a cowboy dragon?" Yes

[@needforsieep3519]

Fursona: Slug. Devour souls with my katana to bring harmony to mine.

[@itsyaboiwolfy5340]

Sounds like the Ebony Blade from Skyrim m8

[@wheatleythebrick2276]

NeedForSIeep wtf slugs dont have fur

[@Remimi_in_prison]

mashable.com/2015/07/16/furry-slug/#1a2Ep_6tuPqg

[@pyrrehraus6571]

Beware of drying out

[@giannibenitez3704]

NeedForSIeep whaat ??

[@flurp2230]

>watched video >instantly gets reccomended list of furry videos >shoots self

[@cbayer5012]

*ONE OF US* *ONE OF US* *ONE OF US*

[@dd-lv9ih]

loser

[@alrightyes1116]

It hurts cause it's happening to me as well

[@sigma6656]

>misses >end up in hospital filled with furries

[@desperate.1897]

Flurp2 >shit

[@paulaofchrist]

"I'm tired of guys that are atheist, agnostic, catholic...." that's ok they're tired of you too hun

[@pyrrehraus6571]

o u c h

[@Belelelekake]

heck yeah hey catholic friend haha

[@sleepyjoe140]

i dont belive in those 3 religions but my religion is also insulted a lot so ik the feelng and i normally wanna punch ppl like that just let ppl belive in what they want its not that hard jesus christ.

[@beezzinha]

@@kunchong5640 No, agnostic is the lack of. Atheism is the belief that there are no gods, so yes it's a religion.

[@louschwick7301]

@@beezzinha thats ... no. Agnosticism is the lack of CERTAINTY in whether or not there is or is not a god. atheists CAN be religious, i think some hindus are like thay, but predominantly, they are irreligious. The lack of belief in a god automatically translating to being religious is ... no. 99% of the time it means the opposite the hell are u saying

[@natsuki4021]

Why does it not say pawsitive.

[@demonetizationbutton2388]

Puns are love. Puns are life

[@cherrygloombae]

Jumin Han lololol meow

[@hamster1998]

D o e s j u m i n h a n i s g a y

[@browneyesblackdragon7999]

Jumin is probably on this fuckin site right now

[@arkkon9584]

When I cringe to someone. When someone cringes to me. When we both cringe to each other. I hope they're not furrirs

[@jordy107]

Fursona name: Steve Species: Minecraft Description: Minecraft.

[@axolotlarson9384]

* Sweden plays in the background *

[@classyrainbowhead]

furries measure speed in knots per second

[@MaybeNotARobot]

Furries: confirm or deny?

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

That's fucking clever

[@ChrisD__]

I can confirm this.

[@enoua5222]

I'll say confirm

[@TheSprint46]

Probably confirm

[@emiliew5553]

my fursona is a container of noodles that you packaged for leftovers but every day that passes makes you more uneasy to eat it because you think it’s gone bad but you still don’t wanna throw it out because it might not have gone bad yet

[@jonavanderpal]

i know this is from three years ago but i feel attacked

[@japanesespidercrabwithacce1857]

This video gave me inspiration to use the insult "Cretin"

[@Eira_]

Jay the T A C T I C A L P I K A C H U

[@Galaxy-jy6qb]

The fuck is your profile pic?

[@GIAP11977]

Galaxy 360: a T A C T I C A L L U I G I

[@pandorion8741]

Eira _HMM YES_

[@borbis6723]

Curtis Mason he probably took it from one of DeSync' s videos.

[@rbomb297]

I’m 90% sure that in wasn’t actually serious

[@-rizen]

My fursona is Bart Simpson

[@meganrohl7157]

*only pant can sustain me*

[@theboirug1144]

Razmin the Fox I am appearantly subbed to you.

[@theboirug1144]

Razmin the Fox Hm, so how are you?

[@theboirug1144]

Razmin the Fox Ah, I'm doing well.

[@spacetoast98]

My pokesona is spongebob

[@santiagovaldez8286]

>Be watching SootHouse's videos >Finish in this one >Have my recomendations page filled with furry content ;-;

[@crappyaccount]

Divine punishment

[@marcoklepsky]

Honestly sounds pretty good to me. I mean, that’s already the case with me. But I have to admit, even being a furry myself, this video still did make me laugh quite a bit. Just kinda upsetting that people still think that stuff like this makes up the entire fandom.

[@crappyaccount]

@@marcoklepsky h-hewwo mistew Disorder. OwO _nuzzles you_ uwu u so warm _purrs as tail wraps around your leg_ meow

[@marcoklepsky]

Hobostarr180 Ugh, why?

[@seantaggart7382]

@@crappyaccount Get out crazy fur You know what that's those types pf PEOPLE's new name

[@tearsofthelily]

My fursona would be a banana slug

[@frostfox851]

and that's the beauty of it. you are one now. have a blessed day!

[@hotcheese7287]

Then I'll be salted slug

[@malsypright]

Mine would have to be the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

[@Cheese479]

Dust mite for me

[@Pigi802]

tearsofthelily I'd totally hit it

[@f4fphantomii468]

Fursona name: ShnitzelnMcSchnitzel Species: Snitzel with Fries Description: Yim Yum.

[@dummy3467]

*ARE YOU A MAN OR SCHNITZEL?!*

[@kashinimeyo]

"Jay the Tactical Pikachu"

[@onemonkeyboy8225]

SPECIES CHANGED!

[@CookBoss88]

"Tactical Pikachu" Now that's a phrase that I didn't know could make me laugh so randomly 😂

[@SmellThisGooch]

My fursona is despacito 2

[@doctormikhail523]

oof

[@kingslayer3089]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWSqo4aDjseeeKc

[@iciclefox9901]

Mine is despacito 3

[@Dxck]

Christopher Young part fucking killed me

[@luke376]

xTricky I was thinking about getting Christoper Young's golden gun

[@svgarpaws]

I think something inside me broke. Like, physically, not even mentally this time. I swear to god, I have never laughed this hard. My stomach hurts so bad, but it was definitely worth it.

[@emmanuelalagbala9590]

Cherry Bomb "not mentally *this time* " I'm sorry dude

[@svgarpaws]

Emmanuel Alagbala it's cool dude, shit happens, no way around it

[@kadobrr1229]

A quick tip: NEVER. *EVER!* watch any dank meme vine compilation. Some of them contain... yeah. Cringe

[@dinkthegreatest]

Fursona Name: F.B.I Species: Human Species (Specific): F.B.I Police Furry code: hmm, guess I don't know what this is either Description: TAKE EM DOWN

[@tylab3ar456]

you’d be FPr

[@skibble7444]

missed opportunity for the code being 911

[@maciejknap6284]

Darwin would fucking kill himself if he lived in our times.

[@itskaloe8231]

Capitan Kaktus agreed

[@tsar389]

Capitan Kaktus Imagine if someone like Rene Descartes, Charles Dickens, Ivan Pavlov, Sigmund Freud or Adam Smith were around today

[@Kasper3443]

No he would just add this to his theory. And his theory would be truth.

[@apart-timeastronaut6530]

im sure hed just like and subscribe

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

Joe Bo What about Karl Marx lol

[@fluffyshinobu]

As a furry, I can safely say this is freaking terrifying

[@rosielove4045]

I wasn't sure if this would be a good vid... then i heard "tactical pikachu" and just knew

[@bigtrebuchet3517]

My fursona is a Panzer 68 Tank

[@iciclefox9901]

Bring it to the con’

[@solidsinek14]

Did you mean the schweizer kampfpanzer 68 uwu

[@justsomeyanderewithinterne622]

PET ME

[@waltuh11121]

I'm the only panzer here, kid

[@usahenry]

"ECH AI VEE STATUS: *P O S I T I V E*"

[@ryanhughes4521]

I keep saying it, SootHouse is the next big thing

[@okaythisisepic.1073]

*E A T P A N T*

[@chancedavis6216]

coonned *C O O N E S T*

[@sydneyd5638]

*O N L Y P A N T C A N S U S T A I N M E*

[@gagesuther159]

*C O N S U M E O U T E R L E G C O V E R ! ! !*

[@kyrene.09]

*ｄｏｎｔ ｈａｖｅ ｙｏｕ ａ ｍｉｎｅ*

[@kyrene.09]

* ＢＯＹ ＡＮＤ ＭＯＭ ＳＡＭＰＳＯＮ*

[@ilikethenintendo]

Christopher Young has been my main in Smash Bro’s for 13 years now. Ever since melee.

[@alfiegordon9013]

Really? I'm a tactical pikachu main myself, better shield drops

[@FordCougar]

My fursona is a housefly

[@HeckinDoga]

You’d have to be to enjoy this shitfest ;3

[@FordCougar]

Cynsoma lmao

[@chancedavis6216]

Cynsoma GG

[@cursed7992]

i'm an atom

[@Bass_Goat53]

I’m a pancake tortoise

[@Arisawa_Heavy_Ind]

I made it to Diamond III with Christopher Young

[@mar88014]

Kuri he’s such a good main

[@frank144p4]

I know, he's been my main for 13 years.

[@reitrace]

my fursona is crazy frog

[@Mick_92]

DING DING

[@lillooseleaf9292]

i gotta give it to you, that was funny af

[@bait8112]

BING BING BING

[@lotsojunk8903]

colossalchuv2 *BING B I N G*

[@cryptcast5910]

RING DING DING

[@OneSleeplessOne]

Quick question, do bugs count? Like, if I wanted a damn Hercules Beetle or Barry Benson, would I still be labeled as a furry?

[@gabrielacardona3447]

Donald Howard yes, they can be anything from mammals to aves and so on. So basically yeah

[@OneSleeplessOne]

The more ya know I guess.

[@kylemahlmeister7747]

No you'd just be labeled as a sociopath

[@suidame1996]

@@kylemahlmeister7747 what's the difference

[@billylionisnotagoat]

im christian i guess id have to be a praying mantis .......lady mantids wont end well for me "its all fun and games till ya GF eats your head"

[@swahi2702]

HIV STATUS: *You'll have to find out ;)*

[@KohanaCoyote]

Why though “I’ll tell you later”

[@luisaazul]

This deserve top comment

[@-king-1230]

Nani?

[@mazrimtaim3107]

Damn this made me laugh so hard I ran out of breath and started coughing

[@Whaiesh3827]

Is this a threat?

[@Javier-yk3li]

is Shrek a furry

[@reitrace]

yes, just in an ogre costume

[@thatlemonguy1107]

Butt Less Nah. But the hairy man that keeps you in his basement is.

[@danieliglesias7119]

Shrek is an anti-furry

[@KatMinty]

He is out lord and savior, young one.

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

Shrek is a raging homosexual

[@CelesticaDemonix]

lol Wilbur always sounds like he's on the verge of bursting in laughter

[@urfavebrainsoup]

Fursona: *SANTIAGO* Species: *SANTIAGO* Species (specific): *SANTIAGO* Description: *now you must die*

[@WilliamAftonOriginal]

Tighter than bark on a tree

[@AppL12334]

xd

[@generalskunk6876]

I would like to confirm that when you enter the furry cult you do get a furry code

[@laurelalloro]

I too can confirm this.

[@jello4076]

Holy hell almighty, there's so many of you guys here. This might say something about Soothouse's viewer base.

[@EyegisGarr]

Furries are everywhere these days. We're slowly expanding into every aspect of your lives, until one day we completely take over.

[@PulsarPuppy]

we shall consume

[@northflower423]

I confirm aswell.

[@boombass4616]

I happen to be a furry and this helps me see why people truly hate us. Btw this video is hella funny

[@peterparker8364]

Stfu

[@Skelliewaffen]

Take a good look at your profile pic. Then take a good look at yourself. Then take a look at your sweaty fucking fursuit. If you can't guess why people hate you in the first place you are criminally stupid.

[@sashimi2424]

Eh I have this really special ability not too many people are high enough of a level to achieve. It is called: *NOT GIVING A FUCK WHAT SOMEONE DOES*

[@deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776]

I’m sorry for the toxicity you received

[@skaikaao]

Get out commy

[@Ouski]

"what he likes to do most is drive around the city in his Dodge Charger '68" That's...... that's actually my favorite car not even going to lie.

[@m1902saber]

Fursona Name: R as in Rodger Species: America Species (Specific): Abraham Lincoln with AirPods FurryCode: If thou give thine oof thou get thine oof

[@indyjon3s]

god these comments are edgy

[@TheCompleteMental]

Though I dont agree with using the word edgy, it would be retired, yeah, yeah they are

[@borbis6723]

Comments these edgy are gods.

[@vanilla-mint25]

At least we're not white and purple pandas with rainbow hair... so RANDUM XDD

[@wheatleythebrick2276]

vanilla- mint lol

[@Bellitchi]

A Common Potato Lol Really? They're just betas from 4chan dude

[@jiraff7029]

I’m a simple guy, I see a soothouse upload, I click

[@vsr9105]

Jiraff Yes

[@yessirjovan]

Jiraff I'm a simple guy. I see this meme, I respond with the meme.

[@charlesbuck3689]

your mom is like a sandwich made by a blind person, stuffed full of random meat

[@nuclearthefurfag153]

Fursona: Tom Species: Cat Furry code: AHHHHHH Fursona description: AHHHHHHHHHH

[@koolestaid9347]

My furaona is Oofius Maximus the guardian of christian roblox and minecraft servers

[@jamesfischer8667]

I had to watch this in incognito mode

[@aturchomicz821]

did you get kidnapped?

[@thatladoverthere7075]

Peter Fisher *nods and slowly walks away with hands behind back like a detective into the sunset.*

[@CatsHoly]

Good call

[@FluorescentGreen5]

you still logged in to post this comment lol

[@firefoxtf2998]

AS someone who's a furry, This is honestly hilarious. Thanks for doing this.

[@Dave_Chrome]

9:35 - we got _JACKALS_ in the courtyard _The only thing worse than JACKALS, are JACKALS with sniper rifles_

[@ourladypeace3]

Dave Chrome JACKALS WITH SNIPER RIFLES!?😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

*sniper Jackal flashbacks*

[@fin5416]

My fursona is: The Notorious German World War One Gewehr '98 Cavalry

[@iciclefox9901]

Bring this one to the convention too

[@ZeePurpleFox]

What even is a furrycode?

[@enoua5222]

Its a string of text that can be decompressed into some information about that person's interests in the fandom

[@sweetberries4611]

@@enoua5222 in bcrypt lol

[@JingleJoe]

9:00 you ever been to wales, boy? there's dragons fucking everywhere and yeah, it's in the west and yeah they're fucking red. jesus, why do you think they have so many castles? it's for the bright red dragon infestation problem, jesus, get out more.

[@fynnla.e]

I know right? these saesneg cunts don't know shit about our beautiful dragon culture.

[@wolfy_711]

JINKIES!IM MOVING AWAY FROM HERE

[@TheCompleteMental]

Honestly surprised there arnt more knight furries to take them on Or at least anything else that could kill a dragon

[@rackoslair4758]

Yeah that site is basically Steam but without games

[@Name-xy6su]

useless?

[@rackoslair4758]

Name Full of horniest beasts possible

[@Name-xy6su]

yea, you're right.

[@YoryiTheFox]

I will make an FurryMate account and make my own fursona,A 1998 Renault Twingo

[@spoono_]

here come the youtube recommendations.

[@CesarDaSalad]

Top 10 sexiest anemia

[@ghostfox2473]

Cesar The Salad best fuzzy I've had all day.

[@borbis6723]

Top ten reasons to *MaKE a BlEaCH CocTAIl*

[@arkkon9584]

14 reasons why

[@andretahu1296]

Number one Cory in the House

[@andretahu1296]

Number 2 Bee Movie

[@hostilesturgeon9505]

My fursona is the rat from chuck e cheese

[@ironwolf3319]

My fursona is the GREAT MOTHERLAND. *Soviet Anthem Blasts*

I find it so funny that the one person who said their species was Jackal, yet apparently Lupine. Jackals are Canis. It's a dog. Bruh

[@aquaticpikachu1717]

Zwölfy canis lupus is wolf

[@browneyesblackdragon7999]

Zwölfy nerd

[@jakeblakesley1765]

Zwölfy, just leave fur boi.

[@BIGMILK10]

This so funny this needs more attention

[@toaster9922]

you mean more veiws right?

[@sydneyd5638]

Omg your profile pic disgusts me beyond belief

[@anda3487]

The maining thing reminds me of Tier Zoo lul

[@frank144p4]

I think we stumbled upon a new 'Furry Meta' for the human class.

[@sirquifilous6276]

My fursona is 1987 gray Honda Accord Hatchback with the back seats taken out and replaced with a Maytag washer and dryer combo.

[@Vrack227]

HIV status. Is this for real, how far into degeneracy have we fallen?

[@BranManMason]

Please do a little research. HIV positive people are discriminated beyond belief. In the US, they're legally obligated to tell sexual partners of their status which is why most dating websites with a large homosexual demographic have that field. If someone is positive and a negative person they had sex with becomes positive, the formerly negative person can charge that positive person for man slaughter with little to no proof of who actually infected them. The worst part is, a positive person on medication can't spread the disease. Yup, undetectable is a status where the virus is dormant in your system and cannot reproduce therefore unable to spread to another person. Medicated people with HIV also have normal a life expectancy, our drugs have gotten so good that there's no major side effects and people can die with the virus rather than from it. But the stigma is that an undetectable person will spread to other people and most negative people avoid undetectable HIV positive people all together. It's heart breaking for the undetectable person who is trying to find friends or love and gets constantly told that they're unclean and infected and that nobody wants to be with them.

[@Vrack227]

How dare you reply to me

[@inquisitorchristopher8527]

Brandon Mason ---- KiwiFarms.

[@devinward461]

Vrack227 Seriously, though, that is a thing I'd want to know ahead of time. There are some words I'd never want to hear from my doctor, and "positive" and "I'm sorry, but" are definitely among them.

[@TheCarlbags]

Brandon Mason as they should it's a life choice it's a plague more or less