The Gaud Only Special | Late Night Tumblr Posts

[@zahraahmed2945]

Sometimes I forget this isn't an entity intent on making everything dark and terrifying and is actually a person on a computer

[@silvercandra4275]

Personally, I like to think Gaud is just an allmighty, interdimensional being, that can't decide wether it wants to relate to us puny mortals, or terrify us to death.

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

I would do it, but I like keeping them sweet, dark thoughts to my own demented mind.

[@d.n5287]

@@silvercandra4275 yeah but knowing Gaud he would say: "why not both?"

[@zahraahmed2945]

@@czwie001 give me it and no one will get hurt

[@lilithleeming3325]

@@zahraahmed2945 just search gaud face reveal

[@eliasmachalek4856]

Alright, now with this out of the way... *PUKICHO EPISODE*

[@rainyday471]

Eliáš Machálek YES

[@Last_Person]

YES

[@mateuszodrzywoek8658]

YES

[@sunflwerrr]

I feel it would be blursed

[@sumi_luu]

YES

[@FanOfMostEverything]

Hoard: A bunch of things. Horde: A bunch of people. Hoarde: A bunch of clowns, who uncomfortably straddle the line between the two in their horrible, baggy pants.

[@nullpoint3346]

Hoard = Objects Horde = Entities.

[@retz3308]

Quinton Craig Clowns are neither and both at the same

[@mysticflower7795]

Mimi Retz ah, the Schrödinger's clown

[@Icedicere]

No dont listen to him, there are no such things as a hoarde of clown, trust me, im a clown

[@helltubejackie1086]

Horde= the villains from she ra*

[@terrorhorrorcryptid]

Gaud is like a ice maker. Sometimes it goes hard and fast, hitting you with a shit ton at once and other times it drops but by bit, waiting for the perfect time to strike and then dropping a small but powerful load on you, and someone times in your cup. Sometimes. Also hurts your feet. Edit: I just now after reading the replies realized that this can be taken into vERY DIFFERENT C O N T E X T

[@TheDracoStar]

Truth

[@beowulf8878]

If you come back to edit out grammar mistakes in your post, could you leave "but by bit" intact please.

[@Logan-tz1ry]

replace "ice maker" with "dick" and it makes just as much sense this has been perverted bullshit by Logan5124

[@fanofstuff1607]

Logan5124 ‘ same goes for crap

[@Snowkit1000]

SEND THIS TO THEM Edit: I learned gaud is non binary

[@savethebees2574]

Gaud and pukicho are pretty much the only reason tumblr hasn’t just collapsed in on itself and disappeared

[@nekomataumbreon]

Yeah basically

[@hauntedhoody2976]

Dont forget the gay-man

[@shotaaizawa4817]

@@hauntedhoody2976 you realise how little that narrows it down? So much of tumblr is gay my dude

[@aperson849]

Don't forget one-time-I-dreamt

[@therealmoseph]

fish

[@trottinboots]

We have so much of this we could make a movie

[@pixelpixel499]

Could? We *should*

[@eliasmachalek4856]

@@pixelpixel499 we *should* ? We *M U S T*

[@tobiaspeschke2147]

do it, be the one

[@fawn4348]

The Gaud Movie, where everything that Gaud has said is animated in extreme HD Followed by The Pukicho movie, same as the Gaud movie, but Pukicho this time.

[@mmtnw]

Yessss Pukicho and Gaud movie

[@Evelyn_onfire]

I call my sibling “sib” “sibster” “brosis” and “the other one”

[@MechaWyvern707]

"sibling" "the other one" *"The Other One" from Bug Fables plays*

[@cheemster2619]

" *THE OTHER ONE* " Ah, yes. The forbidden family member.

[@seabassthegamer6644]

@@MechaWyvern707 *O H* *N O*

[@Carbon-cringe-human]

New thing to call your sibling. Eldrich monster

[@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789]

Try "fellow vessel" if either of you like hollow knight

[@bumblebeebozo]

I, as a previous girl scout, can vouch for the fact that we growl at each other, I mean, c'mon man! How else do we scare the competing girl scouts away from target!? We selling cookies here, we got a business going! And growling is the only true way you can determine whether or not someone is part of your pack.

[@arnerademacker8548]

The username makes it better... (unless you're referring to the plant and it's not a play on "Lupus" but given that your first name is "Lilith" I am guessing it's at the very least a bit of both)

[@bumblebeebozo]

@@thatnerdseth7337 Boy scout!? WHERE!??

[@bumblebeebozo]

@@thatnerdseth7337 Shoot- I need backup!

[@danabinghammclaughlin919]

I wish my girlscout troop growled. I'm the only feral child in it. Everyone else just spends the free time in girlscout meetings on their phones, chatting or doing tik tok dances. I'd love to not feel like an outsider someday. (I'm homeshooled and my entire group is public schooled, so they're always gossiping about things at school and other stuff that I'm not in on.)

[@bumblebeebozo]

@@arnerademacker8548 I am a fool and have no clue what you're talking about- the last name is in reference to the plant and I just think Lilith is an adorable first name-

[@mind0fash806]

Fun fact: The gender neutral term for a sibling/niece/nephew is Nibling, combining all three words

[@arandomstartreknerd7261]

That is almost as ridiculous-sounding as the official name for the little paper strip that they put on Hershey Kisses.

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

All I can think of when I hear the word *Nibling* is a hamster gnawing on an eyeball. Don't question my reasons, I don't even know myself.

[@mercurion-e5t]

A Random Star Trek Nerd What’s the official name?

[@hanseleve]

@@mercurion-e5t Paper Plume, I think

[@davidgold3nrose]

You sure that counts for siblings? I thought it was just nephew and niece

[@nyx12268]

My friend was attacked by ducks and has scars all over her back.

[@achairstudios8730]

Just think what they would've done if they were geese

[@deadlydingus1138]

At least they weren't swans. Geese may challenge God, but swans actually win.

[@supersmilyface1]

Ducks are normal mode, geese are hard mode, swans are NIGHTMARE! mode.

[@MrBlack0950]

She's lucky, geese wouldn't stop at just her back.

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

@@supersmilyface1 that's why I made them. 😏😈

[@buddyart-]

Gaud is a collective fever dream we are all having

[@draconetrix3820]

DON'T DO THE CLOWN LAUFHE EVER AGAIN IT WAS LEGITIMATELY TERRIFYING!

[@fredlowe1087]

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, DO IT AGAIN! AGAIN!!!

[@pocketphrog4960]

That clown laugh was the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

Mwee hee hee! I'm comin for the cheldren tenight! Mwo hee hah haaa!

[@Qjackful]

Surprise Party Fiddlesticks is a thing, you know.

[@justanotherstranger3672]

krusty? is that you?

[@eclipsedmoon87]

2:27 whenever I'm reminded that gaud IRL is a normal human, it never ceases to amuse me

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

He's a normal human IRL

[@LittleGrayRam]

@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard debatable

[@JuliaNightmare]

Gaud has a youtube, with 2 videos.

[@FrizellaTheBee]

@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard *they are probably a normal human being

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Hey the pink background is more fitting finally Edit: spelling finally as fonally

[@unknownbunny9888]

*fonally You should really not spell words incorrectly and this is the first time I've seen you and I am already disappointed in your spelling. I mean who spells fonally as finally?

[@kazzy2974]

My game theory Seymour liked gaud so much he put his color as the back ground

[@chelyt4807]

@@kazzy2974 The background IS gaud

[@kazzy2974]

@@chelyt4807 gaud is everywhere

[@andistansbury4366]

OH GOD HE'S LEAKING THROUGH A CRACK ON MY SCREEN HELP I'M DROWNI

[@farret1972]

That Krusty the Clown laugh is what made me realize that Gaud's voice is just gravelly Homer

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@personhumanthing S a m e g u y

[@martianbunny]

My friends and I in high school would howl in corn mazes And sometimes you'd hear some little kid howl and hear a mom yelling at the kid to stop.

[@FilmsOliver]

If Gaud ever did a face reveal I’d expect it to be hilariously the opposite of what he writes are

[@alexmcdonald4707]

They did. They have a youtube channel called Gaud and it's absolutely amazing.

[@cringepuppetguy]

They*

[@cringepuppetguy]

Gaud is nonbinary

[@FrizellaTheBee]

@@alexmcdonald4707 could you send me a link, please?

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

for some reason i thought this would be a rickroll or something

[@sumi_luu]

This is Seymour, he would do that so *WORRY*

[@ItzVyxen]

He's hit us with a g-note before, I will walk into the rickroll with open arms if he does

[@unknownbunny9888]

@@ItzVyxen Link? No not the character but a link to the video.

[@ebokd9201]

my first reaction seeing this video pop up was "oh god" then i realized what i said and chuckled to myself

[@mattieerola6312]

As in, "OH GOD! D:" or "oh, god. Okay."

[@eliasmachalek4856]

Oh gaud...

[@oleandercookies]

*Oh gaud*

[@eliasmachalek4856]

@@oleandercookies was it a bad pun?

[@oleandercookies]

Nah I made my comment before I realized yours was up Sorry

[@gaud8231]

I showed this video to my mom. i think she liked it

[@haoqw]

thanks gaud, very cool

[@ThePab98]

there we go, i knew i could find your comment! :3

[@FrizellaTheBee]

_If this is really the Tumblr abomination, also known as Gaud, well, I think we are blursed_

[@SueDonym-qx7or]

GAUD REAL?!

[@andistansbury4366]

Why do you look familliar?

[@gaysatan4990]

Time to pause my aesthetic playlist of Celtic Woman songs to hear some accursed thoughts

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

The… *W H A T ‽*

[@idkdude8795]

I've literally never met anyone who knows who Celtic Woman are??? You have good music taste!

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

Welp, I feel stupid now.

[@phoebegilliland8897]

Celtic Woman and Celtic Thunder are both wonderful.

[@nikonikogacha6275]

That ending is not only my favorite Gaud quote, but also triggered my fear of clowns.

[@Dusk_Breeze]

0:58 I believe the term P.M. is looking for is creepily wholesome

[@lm7677]

Pukicho’s demon uncle special

[@ScoutBlueXVII]

I would agree with the shadow thing. That’s actually quite soft tbh :)

[@alien_0146]

Gaud is just my soul buddy I too am a sociopath

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

We BrUdDaS iN bLoD mUsT uNiTe At OnCe!

[@rapogirl1391]

Same.

[@alastyr2979]

I swear Gaud requested this

[@BewitchedSyrup]

I had a dream where I was cooking with this guy and burned down the whole kitchen, he gave me a thumbs up before vanishing EDIT: we were cooking mac n cheese .

[@taliaseldman7283]

What were u cooking?

[@BewitchedSyrup]

@@taliaseldman7283 mac n cheese. I have no idea how I messed it up

[@Little_Ghost]

Gaud’s last words before the clowns were “oh gaud”... My life is semi complete

[@PaleNoFace]

For someone who has seen the crayon livestream, hearing Gaud with this kind of voice is immensely funny.

[@FrizellaTheBee]

Crayon?

[@PaleNoFace]

@@FrizellaTheBee Yup. The crayon livestream.

[@LadyEvilest]

Fun fact: People with a latex allergy are often allergic to bananas as well.

[@brandoncamacho5532]

Would they be twice as allergic to a latex banana?

[@LadyEvilest]

@@brandoncamacho5532 Probably....

[@poyosphere8553]

this ep hits a lot harder after gaud got omega-cancelled due to ultimately false accusations

[@Neon_Swing]

3:51 as a Girl Scout, I can verify this! Though, Daisys tend to whine where as Cadets and up tend to snarl.

[@insanahyde4677]

Looking back at this and seeing about the post about having a haunted toy in our lives, reminded me of two toys I had. My first was a baby alive doll. My mom took the batteries out because the doll kept going off during the night, however the doll STILL continued on. It's main sound was the baby laughing sound it had. My second one was a furby toy I got at a yard sale. I think it was one of the special designed ones because it had an owl pattern and there was no toy like that in the group of furbys. However, because we didn't have the app needed to activate the toy, I still kept it like a doll. One day though, my mom goes to my room to get my basket of dirty clothes and the eyes LIGHT UP AND IT GARBLED STATIC. My mom got rid of it afterwards.

[@magoichi75]

What sort of unspeakable heresy have you brought on us P.M. You've opened pandora's box and doomed us all!!

[@noodlepudding3464]

Gaud and PM are my heroes. I take great inspiration from their chaos. Most people in my life are very much afraid of what I have become but my dignity is something I am nearly always willing to sacrifice in order to assert my dominance. My siblings are afraid and my friends are intrigued. You both have truly changed my life for the better.

[@ncduskrose]

1:41 Gaud Looking out for us

[@bradenreily5220]

I like how gaud said the as if there is only one withering clown hoard

[@rapogirl1391]

This. A good half of my brain is just like this.

[@cyanity1017]

1:20 why does that actually sound comforting to me- HAVE I BEEN HURT SO BAD THAT THE THOUGHT OF SHADOWS TRYING TO FIND A COMFORTABLE PLACE TO SIT AND TRYING TO HELP ME SLEEP WITH WHISPERING IS ACTUALLY THE MOST COMFORTING THING I'VE HEARD-

[@flyingallnight5197]

I clicked this and pink juice has appeared in my house, help?

[@sumi_luu]

Uh, -You’re dead- call the police

[@rayveewrites6268]

Threaten it with a straw.

[@sumi_luu]

Rayvee SilkWing No. *2 straws*

[@aplaylistwizard5490]

Drink it, It'll make you stronger

[@Wings_Of_Nightfall]

Sorry, but _they_ have you now. Nothing you can do but accept what comes next.

[@d31m08_]

3:55 ... I still cuddle with mine... whenever I do, all the scary thoughts go away... it’s probably either my grandma or her dog that died 50 years ago named fero(cios) that “haunts”(protects) me.

[@onbekend1631]

2:27 the c word... i'm just gonna assume it means cute :3, cute cabinet

[@queenpauline333]

Can we just get a binge compilation of all the times you've voiced Gaud and Pukicho respectively?

[@FenrisTsukigami]

0:59 this is basically the main plot point of ffxiv’s Shadowbringers expansion before the big plot event happens (which I will not spoil for anyone)

[@jameswarf6456]

4:01 Oh god don't remind me. I don't even know where it's gone. It was literally a stuffed toy of the cookie monster - *now I still have a mild irrational fear of the cookie monster*

[@thenonperfectionist4114]

fandomstuck reviving day 14: i hope i can actually get progress done on tumblr. otherwise, i feel death. edit: nice likes, ill take this edit down once we pass it. dont let it pass. edit: it changed as i made the edit

[@MissJukeBox8]

You’re reviving Fandomstuck? I love that stuff, count me in!

[@poppila7807]

haven't I seen you before?

[@thenonperfectionist4114]

ive had my fair share of comments on PM’s tumblr vids and megalovania, plus homestuck videos and hetalia videos. you might have, i dunno

[@danabinghammclaughlin919]

Hang on I know I asked only like, a week ago but I've already forgotten again, what's fandomstuck???

[@thenonperfectionist4114]

Fuse the personification of fandoms, Hetalia, Homestuck, and friendship. Seriously, I haven’t had a single problem with them. Might not be your type, but it is pretty cool and a good concept to inspire creativity. Why? There is nothing that is canon. You can create whatever you want.

[@dumby807]

*horrifying clown laugh* *scream* Ad: I'm prepared, are you?

[@oligb1469]

We can now fully confirm that PM is an acolyte of Gaud the mind breaking Tumblr god

[@dublynwilde1048]

Anxiety from silly string is actually easy, that stuff is INSANELY flammable! One wrong spritz at a birthday party and the birthday boy is a fireball

[@aces2217]

I wonder if Gaud watches these videos. If he does. He can be any one of us

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

it could be.. even Seymour

[@angelicacarnis]

they* do watch these videos! someone showed this one to them on tumblr!

[@Ramsey276one]

4:15 [WTFs in Hangul] Fall damage: Non-Lethal

[@HaileyA110]

I was a Girl Scout and I can confirm that they do this

[@Bugg_13]

3:05 my year five teacher told us a story of a time she was snorkeling with her dad or something, and they were collecting shells. She stuffed the shells into her wetsuit because there were a lot, but they fell out and she saw a blue ring octopus swim away and out of the shell mess. She narrowly avoided death by dropping her shells.

[@tron-do7ii]

i looked at this, went "oh no." and then clicked on it. Indeed, gaud posts are indeed like eating a bannana.

[@ZevVeli]

I actually spent half of this video audibly laughing. Which at 2:15 in the morning when the rest of my family is trying to sleep was probably a bad thing.

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

3:36 I’m... one of these people.

[@zephyr3453]

I'm calling it now, we're getting a binge compilation right after this because Seymour just wrecked his throat doing the Gaud voice.

[@elleeeee1111]

Yeah the Korean alphabet is easy to learn Just saying Note: I can only READ Korean.

[@gingermcgingin1733]

Silly string is actually highly flammable, & thus makes an excellent torture instrument.

[@LastHCompany]

Didn't call it "Gaud Only Knows"? Disappointed, Seymor.

[@elotesmanjuan2403]

3:55 Actually, I still have him in my closet buried underneath a pile of clothes as his prison. I still don't remember what compelled me to buy a small teddy bear with the face of a middle aged 40 year old man with a double chin, silently judging as he stares complicity into the abyss.

[@octaviolopez7475]

this video aged like milk

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

1:13 I actually really like this one... It made me shiver but its still calming

[@ceilipatrick4481]

I wonder if gaud knows about PM Seymour. How cool would it be for him to see PM Seymour doing an ENTIRE VIDEO just for his posts? You a superstar man!!

[@JessTheReader]

...that last bit with the clowns freaked me out more than it probably should have...*shudders*

[@OfficialLuni]

Gaud is my spirit animal. Gaud is the tumblr mascot. Gaud is a mood.

[@yllwtoast]

Barney the dinosaur lived in my wardrobe and haunted my nightmares for years. At day, he was manageable. I would hold him and sometimes forget about his sins, but at night, his eyes stared into my soul and his glichy voice box whispered constantly... He was thrown out before he could murder me. 3:58

[@Jackie-McCann]

3:55 Mine was a grey and black polka dotted Furby with pink hair and belly fuzz that I named “Gizmo”. It would keep talking in the middle of the night...

[@thecockpitman]

Gaud bengie compleation what the world wanted then cried half way through pleading it to stop breaking our minds. Love it

[@deviantgazer4626]

This has to be my favorite videos of all time right now. I was having a really rough day and this particular individual always seems to make me laugh every single time. I know you are the guy voicing him, but still, thank you both

[@edwardbo4666]

2:37: Jumble frisk: Sib.

[@JuubeyDuubey]

Gaud and Pukicho are the two eldritch gods, change my mind

[@etps4444]

I'm really glad that people like Gaud exist. They make life just interesting enough to keep going. :)

[@chaoticwoofles461]

Guad is a creature from another universe. There is no other explanation. Especially after the "Clown Husbandry" post...

[@someoneawesome8717]

The soft shadows actually made me smile because it reminded me of how my dad got me to stop using a night light

[@tinasimcic6908]

I feel like gaud really needs a hug

[@MaskedKittyYT]

finally, i’ve been wanting this an another tumblr creator specials for months since i found this series.

[@FrizellaTheBee]

Yee

[@toschiworlds7212]

The perfect video to watch at 0:27 am in the morning, especially with that ending

[@Rabbids_Go_Home]

Gaudy and pukicho are the best and when they cross over it's amazing

[@racqueldayao5302]

I love how you have a specific voice for Gaud,, like,, it just??? FITS HIM SOMEHOW???

[@forzafan92]

i hope Gaud knows we love them, this was by far the best late night tumblr posts video

[@michaelo5665]

PM please...that very last clown laugh gasp....I need that to be my new notification noise. Please seymour you're my only hope.

[@Kingsly9802]

1:45 Listen up Gaud, just because I'm allergic to a food doesn't mean I'm gonna stop eating it. I may be a quitter, but not when it comes to food!

[@idrinkpastaforaliving_6269]

Mood

[@minervapuranen1102]

1:12 hearing this post in 2024 with my current knowledge hits different I took the shadows to be A Certain Character I'm very Normal(TM) about. Now this post is one of the most comforting things I've seen in a while 😌

[@emeraldmaster5388]

I’m surprised somebody had actually managed to make shadows something always associated with evil seem warm and cuddly I’m glad I have a blanket

[@redssign]

It's always a good day when Pat posts. It's also, coincidentally, never a good day, until Pat posts.

[@scarecrow9213]

We need a full collection of all his post

[@CrowleyFledge]

1:40 It's funny to see this when just yesterday I was informed I am, infact, allergic to bananas. That makes me really sad because I really like em :(

[@digi9456]

That laugh at the end BROKE ME!!!

[@TheAmericanMuffin]

This makes me unreasonably happy. Please, another!

[@gwendolynyoung9990]

Withering clown horde is a hell of a quote

[@dantheninjaman5144]

Oh geez, I struggled to not just spit my tea out while watching this. Too funny, but please keep it coming.

[@kappamykappa6112]

3:42 *me screeching like a dinosaur when my brother asks if I want food*

[@turefgh4695]

Gaud is an extraplanar being this manifestation is only a fraction of his true power

[@blaank313]

I was literally thinking of a gaud and pukichu episode last night

[@Zack_Zander]

I can't help but to always go 'Oh god not this guy again' while laughing

[@thesimplifestyle2022]

As someone who lives close to a lake full of piranhas, they're most definitely lethal.

[@angelofhell3701]

I’m getting Patrick Star Vibes from The Voice you gave Gaud.

[@pocketsizedviking4555]

ah, yes, our favourite bubblegum eldritch being