The Gentleman Pirate | Sundance Rejects

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[@bekirkl4658]

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[@BobofWOGGLE]

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[@rajinicant7913]

Lmao I laughed so hard at this

[@myalt3019]

This reply is only two hours old and it has 661 likes already

[@neuffexx]

That was great! Actually learned quite a deal from this. Also didn't realize, until mentioned at the end, that he played a role in assassins creed black flag.

[@luk7400]

"What's your favourite movie?" "It's complicated..."

[@nocouponsforkaren8587]

@Simon Wyzik everyone knows this movie, smh my head

[@earthwormjim9739]

This is shockingly true.

[@dirlone]

Quartermaster not getting promoted to Halfmaster at the end was a missed opportunity

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

Not sure what you mean but, I think I agree: a very confusing/disappointing erection we've got here. 🧐

[@zeche8477]

Two thirds master

[@lachesis1541]

Well he was half in some respects

[@conservativeliberal]

Dollarmaster would of been better

[@cosmicstrawberry7579]

@@zoopdterdoobdter5743 quartermaster being a quarter of a master and halfmaster being a half of a master

[@christopherg.matton9610]

This is unnervingly close to being a competent film

[@ninopan1683]

Had they taken this seriously, it could absolutely have been. I wish there was a genre like this, entire-lenght films edited in this sort of fashion Edit: excuse me, it actually is a competent film

[@Masterwar15]

It could definitely be adapted to an animation of sorts.

[@Metruzanca]

@@Masterwar15 nah this sort of editing adds character.

[@lepmuhangpa]

@@Metruzanca Aye

[@NGEvangeliman]

You should have sent in this script... Nice historical comedy pirate film.

[@3vrLol]

Consider this: building his boat so that he could be a pirate took 3 times as long as his actual pirating career

[@SmD-ff5xd]

Source? I thought it only took about a year to build the revenge and he was active as a pirate for a year

[@Deathstock]

"The gentleman pirate" *Abandons family 8 minutes in*

[@handler8838]

Netflix: *casts him black* Everyone: hol up...

[@mrman2415]

@@handler8838 we wuz swashbucklers n sheit

[@Tragedous]

A true gentleman ALWAYS abandons his family!

[@xEXABYTEx]

He took Takeshi's Challenge

[@AJPwny]

@@xEXABYTEx Dammit, he shot the wind again!

[@FourOf92000]

when your dad goes out for milk and ends up on the gallows for piracy a year and a half later

[@benevolentworldexploder5395]

Despite it not making sense at all, I like to imagine the family seeing Dad's face on a wanted poster on the back of a milk jug. "He went to get milk, I didn't think he'd be on the milk."

[@Cenentury0941]

@@benevolentworldexploder5395 wanted posters on milk jugs seem a bit strange.

[@nightynightlayla374]

No he went to get syrup.

[@imperialfist2304]

Sounds about right

[@GentlemanGhost186]

He was gonna get that milk by any means necessary

[@gayassmarioyoloswag69x5]

Ironically, Blackbeard died the way Stede wanted to go out. Fighting till his last breath. In the end even that was indirectly stolen from him by Blackbeard. Poor Stede.

[@loone3100]

Fucking Shakespearean

[@Frank_144]

I doubt a literate man would want to be shot, beaten and cut with a sword 20 times, and his head put on the front of a ship

[@mr.outlaw231]

@@loone3100 Some random witch to Blackbeard before meeting Bonnet: "I seeth thee in the shadows of anoth'r, but soft becoming what yond sir dreams. Beware though, lief to beest captain known f'r hair so black. F'r the life thee shall stealeth shall beest the one who is't shalt endeth thee, not by blade, 'r by caliver, 'r by poison, but by the fate that gent wast destin'd to has't."

[@mr.outlaw231]

@Sheklelberg Goldstein A supposed Shakespearean version of: "I see you in the shadows of another, slowly becoming what that man dreams. Beware though, soon to be captain known for hair so black. For the life you will steal will be the one who shall end you, not by blade, or by gun, or by poison, but by the fate he was destined to have."

[@pauliewalnutsgualtieri8779]

This honestly made me so sad I didn’t finish the video out of pure sadness

[@Tgungen]

Him being tossed around, meeting legendary piates and participating in major events all while being stuck in the background truly makes this plot feel like a weird/funny spinoff movie of a major franchise . Reminds me of The Lion King 1½

[@octavianschaefer7294]

It sorta feels like an rpg game where the player tries to get away with making as little decisions as possible, except this actually happened in real life

[@Ttegegg]

@@octavianschaefer7294 and weirdly non aggressive

[@AskForDoodles]

He's the Forrest Gump of pirates 🤣

[@alanabyss9246]

It feels like a DLC to assassin’s creed Black flag

[@memeweirdguyn.0019]

​@@alanabyss9246It's the character Edward meets, helps build a ship, becomes the fan favorite character and then has a sad ending that absolutely breaks your heart

[@lakamokolaka]

All of this because his wife wouldn't pass him the god damn syrup

[@r2dezki]

Next time my wife won't pass me the syrup, I'll tell her that I'll become a pirate if you don't.

[@gordothesluggo1838]

Moral of the story: Don't get married.

[@lepmuhangpa]

@@gordothesluggo1838 Aye

[@Saltiren]

Not you Mary, I was talking to our daughter

[@ratachuy2850]

Nah bro He was talking to his daughter All this was because he named his daughter like his wife

[@ethzero]

Fun fact: There's are over 100 vending machines per pirate in Nassau.

[@liquidtompls5666]

Real shit

[@swggr1]

also 1 condom per 100 pirates in somali

[@plokijum]

Are you sure you're not talking about refrigerators

[@ChamChamRealSmooth]

@@plokijum No, no, that's a STAT!

[@volturnianlobster9350]

Fun fact: there are over 100 vending machines per pirate in nebraska

[@fella11814]

"And... Black Beard actually gave him his ship back." What a twist.

[@steamstewbaconbrew7094]

but he did

[@Tragedous]

Blackbeard actually gave him his ship back and yet he still lost it to him That takes a special kind of fucking it up

[@nope7718]

But he did

[@PrismTheKid]

Blackbeard was the uber chad, he already knew the crew was going to go to him after they saw his work. He was playing the long con

[@resmur8095]

@@PrismTheKid the crew will absolutely despise him if he incited a mutiny

[@boxman7044]

It should be pointed out that Stedes bounty was one of the highest ever given to a pirate with it being even larger than blackbeards bounty by the time he was executed

[@antman1001000]

How exactly did he get higher than Blackbeard?

[@boxman7044]

@@antman1001000 probably that bloody swathe at the end of his pirating career

[@Mavuika_Gyaru]

​@@antman1001000because Black Beard didn't kill

[@vandecayear10]

How is blackbeard a household name and bonnet basically unheard of today? So strange

[@metalgearzwei]

@@vandecayear10consider this; Blackbeard is a more iconic name than Stede Bonnet

[@katrinawilliams5030]

Sometimes a family is a quartermaster, a gentleman pirate and their 3 children

[@channingbloom7125]

500

[@josejalaeno73]

I think we could all use a quartermaster in our lives. A true homie.

[@bobbyrosken]

Successful men have awful wives

[@ajshim]

He is the kind of man I aspire to be. Minus the death by canon fire, multiple organs flying out & being marooned.

[@probableflaws3597]

Don’t you mean 1/8th master?

[@charlesballiet7074]

@@TominusMaximus shutup reason no one listens to you anymore its 2020

[@overgrowthj4612]

Ignatius Pell is a douche

[@fatalbert2055]

I love how likeable the Eighthmaster is despite the fact that he is just a png of some guy in a pirate costume lol.

[@anotherwea6692]

he is sumito, from the "in the field/quarantine" series.

[@SomeOne-vf1rs]

Another Wea ......no. Sumito is the boatswain. The quartermaster is just a pic of some guy.

[@anotherwea6692]

@@SomeOne-vf1rs whaaat? he looks identical wtf!

[@marshallbernarte8216]

Quartermaster was a chad

[@richardomilos8686]

he is more than that to us.

[@TransformersBoss]

I like how his kids names are Stede, Mary, Allamby, and Edward, which are his name, his wife’s name, his wife’s maiden name, and his father’s name respectively

[@keepinmahprivacy9754]

They couldn't find the family Bible to pick new names so they just had to go with the ones they knew.

[@moomyung9231]

Me and my 2 siblings have our middle names as our grandparents' first names, and my bro has our dad's name. With richer people like him that was even more common. In the Elizabethan Era there was a woman named Douglas Sheffield. She was the mistress of the man Elizabeth I was interested in. Douglas.

[@shadowdroid776]

​@@moomyung9231My friend and her younger sister have the same name just flipped around. So they're basically Jane Doe Smith and Doe Jane Smith (not their real names obviously). I'll never personally understand why people recycle names like that when naming their kids, but it is interesting.

[@g3ar75]

Did you know that Allamby was like a son to him?

[@gator_teeth]

The fact that Stede and Blackbeard literally just parted ways with no mutinies is hilarious to me.

[@gagestah]

it gets even *better* when you realized that given enough time, Stede's crew would and *did* mutiny on their own and flocked to him at the first opportunity. 3-D chess

[@francissoto3027]

Uhhh.. that was back when democracy worked

[@JyujinPlus]

@@francissoto3027 I love you

[@muhammedahmed3291]

He was so incompetent, there was no point

[@gromigur]

yes it suprised me so much, Blackbeard could have had two ships instantly but he gave him one chance which is so strange but kinda nice that he rather made the safe gamble than just betray him.

[@sokushi2482]

Quartermaster is that dude with 5000 hours on a game, who just plays support even though he knows all of the tips and tricks for every other class... but he just wants to carry because noone else could do his job better than him

[@Tuvok_Shakur]

those guys are truly noble warriors

[@_Amit_Sunil]

He may be quartermaster but he stole all of our hearts

[@westcoast7429]

its called a bodhisattva

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

And yet, history never cared to remember his name... Poor guy

[@demonicwillow7339]

@@SwiftNimblefoot i looked up on wikipedia and according to that his name was Robert Tucker

[@YTartschool]

My god what a masterpiece

[@noobnoob8922]

Imagine being verified and having no likes. Oh shieeeet my plans be foiled!

[@IHincognitoMode]

I gave him a like

[@yadrianortiz3344]

6 minutes ago

[@yadrianortiz3344]

I also gave him a like

[@woda9291]

I am the third like.

[@kriswithadagger]

Proof that storytelling is more important than special effects... not that they weren't first rate. 10/10.

[@bobbywesker6114]

First rate? more like Fifth Rate! 🤣

[@alanabyss9246]

Indeed

[@Lavthefox]

Huh? These were special effects? *Squints* could have sworn this was all live action and practical sets....

[@donniejefferson9554]

I just want to note that this dude was 30 when he died. This man had 4 kids and did all this pirate stuff by 30. What a legend.

[@IamKindness]

30 in 1718 years is 60.

[@JurzGarz]

No, it’s not. It’s still 30. People didn’t magically age faster.

[@alvyna.5903]

@@JurzGarz I think what he means is that being 30 then is like being 60 now (because life expectancy?)

[@donniejefferson9554]

@@alvyna.5903 Yeah but that isnt even accurate. The main reason life expectancy was so low was infant mortality being really high. People lived pretty close to as long as they do now.

[@alvyna.5903]

@@donniejefferson9554 huh, neat

[@arikat6159]

these aren't even sundance rejects anymore, they're just sundance hits

[@hermannabt8361]

They're certainly watched by more people.

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

Ari Kat more like Ari spittin-fact.

[@kn1ght-788]

@@nikhilvishnoi100 That’s a great joke, my lad

[@nikhilvishnoi100]

@@kn1ght-788 thanks thats much appreciated.

[@IDKeffect82]

Ageeed

[@charlievanderwal9654]

Things I can handle -His crew rebelling against his orders. -His crew choosing a new Captain. Things I can't handle -The boys not wanting to listen to storytime in the late hour.

[@tristanrodriguez3653]

Yeah that hit on a personal level

[@drip1192]

And also the quartermaster dying

[@amugglewatchingmugglething6585]

@@drip1192 too soon man, too soon...

[@Jackado0dle]

I want to like this comment but it's at 666 and I don't want to ruin that

[@gabrielperron7403]

*ow*

[@cristophermedina8749]

His quartermaster and Blackbeard were extremely patient with him, probably because of how nice the guy was. They gave him way too many opportunities to shape up in my opinion.

[@octavianschaefer7294]

It’s still so bizarre to me to picture someone as ruthless and brutal as Blackbeard, being patient with someone with the learning curve of the Great Plains.

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

@@octavianschaefer7294 well the guy last name is Teach after all

[@spongytrout7462]

@@octavianschaefer7294 he literally never killed anyone Blackbeard was a nice guy too

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

​@@spongytrout7462 "Nice" with quotation marks. Not killing someone is nice, but leading a bunch of pirates to kill for you... I dunno if I'd call that nice...

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

His Quartermaster's patience is truly inspiring. He seems like a genuinely loyal and trustworthy crew member. If I were a pirate, I'd love to have him on board

[@eudgenius46]

I don't see why everyone's so sad over the Quartermaster's fate. After such immaculate service, the Quartermaster was promoted to Halfmaster. Just not by his captain, but rather the British cannonball.

[@wyattkluver1692]

thats pretty good lol

[@zerronyx1362]

Now this is a good comment

[@igoresque]

demoted to eighthmaster, then promoted back, then demoted to eighthmaster again

[@Bigburton3]

😔

[@meniimya5148]

:| >:| >:)

[@GenkiGanbare]

The scene where Blackbeard roasts Stede, takes him hostage, steals his crew, and buys him a drink while Stede contemplates what a failure he is in spite of everything in life being handed to him actually made me feel a feeling. Nominating this for actual Sundance.

[@JyujinPlus]

For real! That scene, and Harriet’s death scene, Stede’s quest for revenge. I thought I was just gonna watch and laugh but I nearly cried like four times during this whole ass movoe

[@ramthilak6591]

I didn't think I'd get emotional too, when Stede's crew didn't want him to read a book was the beginning of something else entirely

[@Tgungen]

I got sad over a compilation of Google images

[@cymes82]

Sundance is a noncefest though. I'm not sure if getting nominated should be perceived as a positive.

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

@@cymes82 Go outside, Br*tard.

[@daviddavis4885]

This man had a mid life crisis so intense that it ended up in the history books

[@creapyalbinofish]

I imagine that much of history is a series of mid life crises.

[@felixl.2606]

Today, he might end up in a "florida man did...." head line :D

[@hanselsihotang]

@@felixl.2606 Florida man stole merchant vessel, ends up attacking a Venezuelan Navy's Frigate.

[@Gh0stily111]

He’s like a real life Heisenberg.

[@leef8433]

@@hanselsihotang hmmm good idea I might try that

[@Providence83]

The gag of Stede being pushed face first into a pile of sand place in the prison cell a second and third time after the first on the island, along with the follow up "sand was everywhere" did not do unappreciated! So funny.

[@TheHaHaNinja]

I'll never forgive reality for not letting Stede have his final anime showdown with Blackbeard

[@gigachad5563]

Thaz some fukin one piece bullshit

[@r-saint]

That's what you get for not listening one-eighth-master.

[@rpgeek22]

Atleast he outlived him

[@Bee-zr5pb]

The greatest tradgedy of modern history 😤😞

[@pierrebegley2746]

@@rpgeek22 Very true that

[@orionship6975]

"A stunning adventure brilliantly delivered by Mr. Historian"- The New York Times "INNIT"- BBC "A periscope into the brilliant world of pirating, skillfully delivered by Director Historian"- Rotten Oranges

[@sonuantony8005]

“A little something for everyone”-IGN

[@grod5998]

“Too much water” - also IGN

[@SirPeterlll]

"An emotional story, however we question if the ending is accurate" - CNN

[@Gator_nit]

To much Bonnet-ign 10/10

[@thinpanix34]

Yes

[@panicatthedisconnect]

This is just grown men playing with dolls but instead of dolls it's Photoshop.

[@user-ji4ve7sx2f]

The beginning of the etiquette episode comes to mind hahahah

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

LOL

[@pichass9337]

1000th like I hold all the power

[@noaag]

The modern puppet show!

[@skadoomosadi1411]

*after effects

[@MusashiW-ec2yn]

Actually shocked how decent Blackbeard was to Bonnet, the fact he gave back what he manipulatively took says something at the very least.

[@plexyglass429]

Despite all the jokes about it in the pirates of the Caribbean movie there was some weird code of honor they all had

[@Phillipkpickett]

I was looking for this comment. Blackbeard was EXTREMELY good to this man. I was stunned with the "twist" of blackboard being a "good" guy. Also, all the loyalty Bonnett received, all the way to the end, was unwarranted for a man of his stature.

[@mentra1]

It goes to prove BB’s genuinely thought to be a good person as to give back to fellow low-lifes

[@InternetPeopleAreNotReal]

For those who did not know, Bonnet's quartermaster was named Robert Tucker. Rest in peace, Robert.

[@cornman3765]

Robert was a real bro

[@darkhorseman90]

Him and his constantly-spilling-out organs

[@studentemail19]

@@tachisme bor

[@robertb7293]

@@tachisme I definitely endorse this message. Mostly because my middle initial is 'O'.

[@lovefreijsandberg6373]

@@tachisme bor

[@wiggy700]

If only Stede had Nord vpn, The British would have never found him.

[@rumbabygal-5758]

Nice

[@andrezits9723]

"Sir, we've uncovered Stede's location" "Good, let's prepare an attack" "There's just one problem" "And what would that be?" "You see, Stede is apparently sailing in the indian sea right now" "Wha- how?" "And less than 24 hours ago he was sailing in Antarctica"

[@hexaltheninjawow9531]

@@andrezits9723 “sir, it appears Stede is now at the king's castle,” “Wait wha-” “The king was killed by an AR-15”

[@jamesbishop802]

Let this be a lesson to all who wish to become a pirate. Pirating isn't all about sailing and booty, but sometimes it's about the matey's we make along the way.

[@qfjd]

:^)

[@dontuserachelslurs]

P.^)

[@Bruh-7]

One Piece

[@ARockyRock]

Yarr, that do be a fine statement.

[@FloatingOer]

The true booty was on the friends we made along the way

[@rawvegankid]

Love the cheesy happy ending after the real one, it's obviously fake but still gives a sense of catharsis, and ends the story on a happy note.

[@themidwesternman3672]

Yes the good ending

[@sunnyjim1355]

Yeah, I love a happy ending me. I'm just a big softie - although I hate cat simps.

[@silverdrag0n_]

it made me giggle and i think thats enough

[@maiam388]

"Well, I'm not like the other pirates" a statement only a protagonist with god-level plot armor would say.

[@hanselsihotang]

And he really did have a thick plot armor

[@kkaassist]

basically monkey d luffy

[@borgwardd24]

Internet Historian: creates FEATURE LENGTH FILM. Also Internet Historian: releases it on alternate account.... I shudder to imagine what will appear next on the main channel if this has become your idea of a shtpost.

[@romania5106]

Internet historian gets to talk about actual history

[@sirapple589]

Internet Historian about to put the Long Man himself, Mauler, to shame.

[@bakedbagels3716]

3 HOUR LONG FILM BOYS

[@anthonyrangel7239]

@@bakedbagels3716 and then a trilogy

[@alliezah]

And that's how longmen are made.

[@ja-vishaara]

"At age 6, Stede's father died." God, that dad died young.

[@mhm77887]

I shouldn't have laughed

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@Matthew Bourke Not really, if you made it past 2 you would probably reach 70ish.

[@spelcheak]

@@adropintheocean6282 you must really hate children .

[@patrickfrost9405]

"Ara ara." -Stede's mom, probably

[@Flammenengel1]

At least he was born with a face

[@Loglam]

I am genuinely bothered by how well Sumito voices the angry wife.

[@synersk]

@SeenBefore I KNOW RIGHT?

[@YEETUSDAFEETUS]

STEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@lisat.223]

Im so annoyed by it 😂

[@Szokynyovics]

Spot on Mickey Mouse impression. :p

[@Evanskyethomp]

😂😂😂

[@neal2399]

“Pirate captain reading to the crew” is a remarkably wholesome image I never knew I needed

[@ヴァリ-z3e]

@@zogwort1522 Huh?

[@johnnyaugust5015]

@@zogwort1522 Wha-

[@inforism.]

@@zogwort1522 what in the hell? lmao

[@diemullmilch6009]

Yeah till the caterpillar committed war crimes...

[@Quaggabagel]

@@zogwort1522 what

[@baasino6986]

This man is really just making actual movies for us. This is why he’s such a good KZbinr.

[@EminTahirov]

He won't even do it on the main channel. Respect

[@object2379]

We dont deserve him

[@slugworth3111]

@@EminTahirov they need to let him reset the password again

[@paulpolito2001]

Its one of the many reasons that "stock image of elderly Caucasian male" will, in my mind, forever be the Internet Historian.

[@tidalgrunt]

Heres hoping like all the best movies it comes in a group of three, the second of which is by far the best even though the other two are still pretty good, and the fourth of which *does not, never has, and never will exist.*

[@rynitzu6689]

I don’t know why but it’s kinda wholesome when he reads to his pirate crew

[@beatflipp]

All the more heartbreaking when the crew doesn't care about the story anymore

[@potato1341]

I love this quartermaster guy. He seems to always give good advice and truly has his captain's back. I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.

[@datguymiller]

Oh...does he die?

[@JoeyYamitaro]

@@datguymillernah he lives in the secret ending

[@staffsaber534]

I love how he cited his sources. Internet Historian is officially more informative than the History Channel.

[@icecream7785]

yea cus hes the internet *historian*

[@JaguarBST]

Nuh uh! History channel has the best evidences for ancient aliens 👽

[@theakiwar9118]

JaGuaR 3 Seasons and still going. Annnd pawn shops

[@SumeaBizarro]

The same applied to the Swedish Job, and if you have not seen it yet your day is about to get better.

[@Marcoose81]

@@icecream7785 i thought he did the history of the internet. Guess hes branching out, I'll stay tuned!

[@d.k4990]

“Internet Historian”, more like “History Historian”

[@katjastrand3955]

History Internetian?

[@thebantam2724]

Wikipedia Historian

[@EinFelsbrocken]

History historian: Unknown Author

[@ZeroTheHeartlessKing]

ether way i wanna see more of this grade A+ work myself

[@mongrel_97]

well you see, Blackbeard was a huge shitposter on Tumblr back in the day.

[@stevemyers3082]

At this point, any film adaptation of the tale of Stede Bonnet would pale in comparison to this masterpiece of storytelling.

[@lunarose5226]

People

[@ob2kenobi388]

Moral of the story: It's not that a pirate can't be a gentleman, it's that gentlemen don't make for good pirates.

[@Dani_1012]

Indeed

[@Brush421]

he was just pretty strategically impaired tbh if he wasn't so dumb he would've been decent

[@enthiegavoir5955]

I really want to use that saying, that is amazing

[@ob2kenobi388]

@@enthiegavoir5955 Go ahead!

[@jamesoclaire4512]

​@@ob2kenobi388 he just pirated your turn of phrase... And YOU'RE THANKING HIM

[@PlatinumWoW]

Its awesome to see this 'google images' visual style progress and all the neat little tricks you do

[@fatyeet9372]

My two favorite Editors, y'all should collab

[@laurenstrines4783]

Plat UwU

[@mortarion9813]

@@fatyeet9372 Totally agree

[@b0nech3wer50]

Hello my favourite WoW KZbinr

[@daveasher2687]

I knew you must be Internet Historian fan ever since that Dalaran Nord VPN ad ;P

[@ComedyIsCoolTelevision]

I think it be pretty wholesome that he reads to his men

[@belisarius6949]

Stede Bonett - The wholesome Pirate ♡

[@Romandy13]

And even more wholesome that IH put a small face animations for the Quartermaster to show that he liked listening to the story too.

[@GeorgeAndLennyGaming]

I just saw the length of it...

[@TheMambojack]

so impressive...

[@sidharthchopra]

It's movie night, bois

[@IHincognitoMode]

I thought the cam was off

[@bakedbagels3716]

ok....

[@donnydynamic3457]

@@IHincognitoMode genius

[@elitecompany51]

It might have been silly, but I found myself genuinely involved in the story. It was very enjoyable

[@irishboy0909]

I was going to say that this guy Steed needs his own movie. Then I realised I was already watching it.

[@Gromek999]

It won’t be long before teachers show this in schools

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

It is quite well sourced

[@nonnayobuissness5682]

Oh hey buddy

[@kanon1118]

I'm pretty sure my Sose Teacher Mr Murphy wouldve have

[@nxone9903]

innit

[@paullees6687]

Can you imagine? History would actually be kinda interesting

[@johnyrocket0015]

This is just your standard Oscar bait

[@O.Reagano]

Imagine being the stock photo guy used for all of the crewmembers and seeing this haha Just watching edited versions of yourself dance around in a pirate movie wow

[@superguy183828]

🤖Arr🤖

[@Scott3387]

Most unlikely part of the story is that Stede just happened to walk into some random pub and selected one of the most competent people to be his quartermaster possible.

[@cameronhopewell641]

The picture they used for that guy was perfect, he was a solid dude

[@ChesterCheatin]

@@cameronhopewell641 he was a fucking legend.

[@crazycraft3618]

yeah luck 5

[@mushyroom9569]

It’s not that unlikely when you consider that his previous experience was managing a plantation. Being able to separate the wheat from the chaff, metaphorically speaking, was one of the few skills he would have possessed.

[@rotor7726]

@@mushyroom9569 Yeah except Stede clearly had no clue what constituted "wheat" in this case, considering how clueless and incompetent he is in every single scene.

[@JonkariP]

The whole thing is so well executed. From the phasing of the story to little details in the animation. How is this content free

[@livanbard]

It's not it has like 7 ads

[@hardlybreathe93]

9 ads

[@excitableosprey2513]

Jonkarip! Funny seeing you here

[@roshaanreddy8107]

@@livanbard never had an ad

[@Maximustard]

It's free because of capitalism.

[@saucemonster7137]

"records show that he never actually killed anyone" horrible histories lied to me so hard

[@handler8838]

Well if he sinks a full ships there's no one left to tell the tale! But if you surrender before the first shot he wouldn't harm you

[@DoctorTheo]

@@handler8838 So he never DIRECTLY killed people

[@Lelmao33]

@@DoctorTheo Or have any witness to say he killed someone

[@theplaylistcollector2910]

@@DoctorTheo he didn’t kill them, the sea did

[@vulpesinculta3238]

@@DoctorTheo Neither did Hitler lmao

[@RauschenPauli]

i hope we get one of these types of videos again. the swedish job and this are so good

[@isaacmurphy591]

YES.

[@splat-a-tat6780]

That quartermaster was the absolute man here. Through the amateurishness and idiocy, he stood by Stede’s side the entire time. All respect to him.

[@bewater6684]

best boi

[@YuiroAoba]

waifu material

[@NewHandleWhoDeez]

Big F

[@gioliharveyocarol5141]

F

[@MASTERCRAFT938]

F

[@Gyrbae]

Man that scene when Blackbeard reprimands Stede is really intense. For a movie made from royalty free google images for comedic purposes, that scene was really well written and executed.

[@nipixel]

Feels like something you’d see in Black Flag

[@randomyoutubecomment7404]

Timestamp?

[@rileyrenger2795]

@@randomyoutubecomment7404 30:37 Here ya go champ.

[@djitidjiti6703]

Especially how it ends with the sea shanty. Perfect end to the scene.

[@RabidlyTaboo]

@@rileyrenger2795 the real mvp

[@johnwarthunder1990]

Wholemaster really got the short end of the stick. What a bro

[@mcboomsauce7922]

didn't know that "the revenge" was the first ship Blackbeard captained...then named his ship "the queen ann's revenge" stede legit inspired blackbeards ship name

[@cymes82]

He was probably hoping to pin whatever he did on Stede.

[@samholt1147]

"But it's not historically accurate!" "I missed the part where that's my problem"

[@Bombaclot46]

it's a refernce to the first spiderman movie lmao

[@thebrutusmars]

@@Bombaclot46 Yes. We know.

[@skracha2]

@@Bombaclot46 woosh

[@metroexokitt4416]

Gonna cry?

[@Daniel-sk7le]

@@skracha2 "woosh" is for when someone doesnt get the joke but he was explaining the joke, meaning he already knew what the joke was

[@borisjanssen5446]

Imagine being the guy from the original stede stockphoto, and suddenly finding yourself as the main protagonist in a full length pirate documentary

[@Loglam]

Imagine being named Stede

[@UnironicallyToast]

But that's the youtuber OrdinaryThings, not a stock model? Am I being woooshed here?

[@OtakuVs]

MA! Kids! He’s done it! Gather round!!

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

*grabs popcorn* n o i c e

[@azirul9311]

Pog

[@creepdimensions2405]

Hey hey hey what are YOU doing here!? Nice

[@LocalGuardsman]

IH is Otachan’s husbando comfirmed.

[@Oen1_1]

Wait wtf

[@entropynme]

I can still remember when I watched this the day it was uploaded, it was a masterpiece then and it still is now

[@AstOnokGaming]

This was unironically better than most of the Pirates films

[@kekula69]

This is unironically better than most of the pirates

[@dylanmellor706]

Moral of the story: Don’t get a nagging wife or you’ll end up on an extremely painful redemption ark.

[@YouDonkeyfu]

or get one and u gain god tier plot armor for the most part of your life.

[@evaristo5053]

Grab the syrup by yourself

[@cheezytaterz6776]

It happened in gta 5 as well!

[@masontrupe9047]

I like the idea of naming his ship "the Redemption Ark"

[@lawrencescales9864]

I don’t think that was the moral 🤔

[@OriginalKasym]

R.I.P. Quartermaster. He deserved more.

[@WasatchWind]

Yeah, like 5/8ths perhaps

[@SamueltheHamuel]

I think it says something that, only in the face of hardship could Bonnet become a true pirate. It shows that this type of job can only come from desperation.

[@gachalostitall979]

"Damn, this almost sounds hilariously true" *checks wikipedia No fucking way

[@TrippyTheShroom]

I swear I did the exact same thing. I was baffled. What a fucking story.

[@cecilofchristmaspast4186]

For real

[@blueberryfolf3932]

Mainly the good ending

[@NireFuster]

I can't believe I actually grew attached to these characters and actually felt bad when the Quartermaster died Some animated google stock pictures made me feel actually invested in their story

[@LoudRevised]

Yo the way he returned the “I missed the part where that was my problem” had me going. This is movie grade writing.

[@commandernomad2817]

Thats because it IS movie grade writing. Its a copy of the same scene in the first spiderman movie.

[@LoudRevised]

Pog then

[@zuntata7860]

that while heroic music playing got me so good

[@helgenlane]

@@commandernomad2817 yeah, I was expecting some uncle Ben to get shot or something

[@adambombdiggidy]

I love how you can still tell Blackbeard is voiced by SumitoMedia even though there's voice modulation

[@solomonchild3398]

Damn I didn't even notice that, wow that's incredible

[@VEE3RDEYE]

This must have taken months of work & you posted it on your second channel you mad lad

[@MrWilson812]

He's said the second channel is basically the main channel now.

[@handler8838]

@@MrWilson812 why the change? The other is more known

[@MrWilson812]

@@handler8838 He just means he uploads to the second one more often.

[@notkiwibird]

@@MrWilson812 that and I'm pretty sure he lost the password to his main account.

[@maddiepaddy2608]

@@notkiwibird he found it again I think. He said it in a pinned comment I think

[@lavendercomrade2376]

Incase anyone was curious, Pell and the quartermaster (actually named Robert Tucker) were both real people. Some of it might be a little exaggerated, but for the most part, this is completely accurate.

[@jhm3346]

So was tucker looking out for Bonnet in real life? Or is that one of the exaggerated parts.

[@gregorkorosec6131]

So the end where he shoots everyone with his AR is real?

[@RC-uf5xm]

@@jhm3346 I wasnt able to find much on him, but apparently he had more power than the captain.

[@Hijackerrr]

Have you been there ? that you know it so sure 🤔

[@YeeThirty]

@@Hijackerrr because its a well documented period in time... blackbeard was real. Stede was real. Tucker and Herriot you guessed it... real. This shit happened m8.

[@skuller5553]

I completely lost it at: "Recite the ABC's backwards!" "But I can't read." *SMACK*

[@MyersTheDriver]

This guy looks like the reporter who helped the man that was stuck in a cave.

[@christinecrawford]

🤣🤣

[@Dancingonthesun]

Must be a distant ancestor!

[@razorsneck6379]

sus, innit?

[@chasjetty8729]

Yeah, same guy. I like to think it’s a vampire.

[@soldatdaniels8738]

That quartermaster was the real MVP. He had the exact same opportunity to steal the crew. What an honorable chap.

[@ASloppyJoe]

The misdirection of the little kid postman character at the start huffing 'n puffing and shouting "wait!" as if he was actually trying to get the letter, only to end up being that way cause he's being WRESTLED to do so, is masterful, and truly makes this an experience.

[@Zukoiu]

Can I take a moment and say that I wish I had someone like the quartermaster at my side? The guy was flat-out the most patient, understanding, experienced and literally amazing person ever. He would have given his wife a run for her money and even parents. Man... I wish we all find our quartermaster one day... A moment of silence for the best brother from another mother ever. We shall never forget.

[@NotMrWhy]

Interesting, I actually want to be someone's quartermaster! Maybe I am not the most experienced person, but I feel like I've solved every problem in my life and love helping others

[@grief6052]

Watch the video he didn’t die ok he set off into the sunset

[@Bee-zr5pb]

He deserves to be remembered for being the truest bro in history, dude is a legend

[@Choo-choo-chookcha]

The thing is when we get somebody like quartermaster we treat them exactly like it is portrayed. And since life is not a movie, they usually just fade away, because why would they put up with your shit?!

[@Zukoiu]

@@Choo-choo-chookcha dude... you just... yeah, you are correct. I have been in that situation myself, thankfully they were able to forgive me and I have been working hard to make up for it, but holy shit that is so true... Keep your eyes open people and don't let something good go to waste.

[@michaelcaplin8969]

Blackbeards character is voiced INCREDIBLY well here, and his dialogue is just as good. I genuinely felt he was a badass that I was slightly afraid of, and not a character in an Internet Historian video whenever he spoke.

[@Alernategem]

he’s just making whole movies and putting them up on an ALT account. Madlad

[@wisdomax2891]

you're the only channel on youtube that would consider an entire movie to be second channel material

[@XTYRMIN8Z]

He doesn't really treat this in the same way people typically treat a "second" channel. He seems to be treating them both as "first" channels, only separating then due to being different formats.

[@ConairHockey]

@@XTYRMIN8Z it’s more of a sequel channel of his I’d say. His first was/is amazing and he followed it up by making another amazing channel

[@halfcadence1417]

These videos are much easier for them to make. More script and video as opposed to millions of moving parts like in Costa

[@RabidlyTaboo]

@@halfcadence1417 kek, i hope i am misunderstanding. are you saying that this format is easier than his other style?

[@devonesq.7533]

@@halfcadence1417 it's literally stop motion animation with stock images, its not entirely that easy, this single video probably took 100+ hours atleast. between him and his editor.

[@ninopan1683]

Not once in the duration of this FILM was i let to look away. Simply engaging, a true masterpiece of entretainment, you are a genius.

[@IHincognitoMode]

Aww cheers dude, much appreciated

[@Ali-rv4mw]

You weren't _let_ to look away?!? Edit: @Nino Pan Its just a joke, there's nothing wrong with the wording.

[@ninopan1683]

@@Ali-rv4mw not a native speaker, i'm sorry :( could you tell me the correct wording for that, though?

[@thebrutusmars]

@@ninopan1683 “Able” in place of “let” would work. Your meaning was obvious regardless. Don’t let them rough you up about it.

[@TheWingusDingus]

@@ninopan1683 You could use "able" but you did fine. Your use of English is better than most people who speak it natively. Good on you, my lad.

[@wesleyellis1364]

I have been consistently coming back to watch this when I'm having bad days - this is genuinely serotonin fuel for me. Thank you very much for helping me through the hardest of times.

[@PrestonK_Productions]

Love how you put Rembrandt's painting on Bonnet's ship. Not only is this possible (the portrait was actually in existence at that point in history) but also it's almost a running gag that implies that the self-portrait of Rembrandt actually has a long history of being stolen.

[@PrestonK_Productions]

@Juni Post Is this true? Where can I read more about this?

[@skymungar]

The Quarter master is like the random person you met in game who's a veteran who's played for a couple years and is fine dealing with your shit as a new player

[@gupadre8255]

Booger

[@thetruegoldenknight]

Yeah, the Quartermaster is a real blessing. The true badass of the show!

[@butterss1178]

8th master*

[@rc59191]

I always show nothing but respect to the Quartermasters in my Battalion lol. Wars in the end are won by logistics.

[@AkashCherukuri]

Kim Kitsuragi ???

[@ChiplovesCrisps]

The fact they sent a letter to wish him luck with his execution was such a power move. Also that quartermaster was a real cool dude

[@spyderguy4567]

Wait, that was actually true?

[@sienxwei]

@@spyderguy4567 of course not

[@donniejefferson9554]

@@sienxwei I mean it's very possible the governor actually did send a letter like that. Not at the exact time of the execution but still

[@emsouemsou]

@@spyderguy4567 Wikipedia says the governor delayed his execution 7 times but never actually pardoned him (but also didn't wish him luck)

[@nicholasspecialmusic]

Spoilers

[@brianbauer7560]

I'm glad he lived. Got the Quartermaster back and everything 😃

[@kevinbaum8668]

The "ARRR"'s in the background of almost every scene are constantly hilarious.

[@WisamSafi1978]

It was good ain’t it?

[@Nyxem]

@@WisamSafi1978 *innit

[@WisamSafi1978]

@@Nyxem I’m innitdated

[@Auxodium]

couldnt stop laughing

[@thatguy-yn8ji]

I'd love to see a Hollywood movie where the story ends with all the plot development leading to the main antagonist getting killed offscreen and the main protagonist getting abruptly hanged for some unrelated misdemeanor.

[@Corrupted]

No country for old men, literally

[@m.o.d.1349]

like the other guy said no country for old men but in that one the one who gets killed offscreen is the protagonist by a third party that wasnt even the antagonist

[@jjsouls6986]

I like the happy ending. It was perfect

[@Udontkno7]

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

[@C.I...]

@@Udontkno7 You can hardly call that shitpile a movie. I would have liked to see an actual movie about buster instead of 10 minutes of him followed by 90 of increasingly tedious cups of swill.

[@BigBeakEntertainment]

Is Internet Historian just becoming straight-up Historian now?

[@billcipher826]

Yes

[@anagramconfirmed1717]

100th like. You're welcome.

[@myself9030]

Always has been

[@thetalamhclisteach1848]

Yes but History Historian doesn't really roll off the tongue the same way

[@isabellabuchheit2186]

This walked so “our flags mean death” could run

[@juaneslava7407]

I am gonna say it This is technically animation, and its 1 hour 16 mins, so this mins it can be presented to the Oscars

[@LordZordid]

Huh. That's an interesting thought.

[@jschnei3]

I'm pretty sure there's a stipulation about commercial release

[@haeilsey]

@@jschnei3 what if we get him to sell a flash drive with this video on for 2 quid to first buyer? Limited release but still eh?

[@TheShitSmith]

@@haeilsey I think it has to show in a certain number of theaters (a restriction specifically to prevent streaming only movies from winning awards)

[@hermannabt8361]

@@TheShitSmith no problem. With the theaters basically closed, you can rent a cinema for $500 to watch your own movie.

[@insanexman1015]

One of the most loyal quarter masters to ever live, and he was stuck with Stede Bonnet. Poor bastard.

[@gavinsmith6516]

I’m very interested in that version of “The very Hungry Caterpillar.”

[@alexandrehenrique7203]

Ah. Its known as the "rimworldian" version of the very hungry catterpillar, you're lucky they didnt go into the specific warcrimes! *organ harvesting, for one.*

[@htoad360]

Chapter 780 deals with his regret after not being able to save his family. Very touching.

[@ChristineP223]

His testimony in front of Congress in chapter 248 was surprisingly inspiring.

[@Jowen2713]

And in chapter 490 what the hungry caterpillar did for his country in nam was heroic.