The Glimmer Man starring Steven Seagal - Awfully Good Movies

[@alexanderarkum4793]

This was the most violent non violent movie I've ever seen

[@newtonwallen3210]

I have an entire case of Seagals energy drink in my office. we drank a can of it for a Cinemassacre episode

[@JoBloOriginals]

Whoa, you're with Cinemassacre? What an honor, dude, I'm such a huge fan. And boy, am I curious as to how that Lightning Bolt tastes.

[@bobdigi500]

I saw that episode and tried to buy a can for my display on youtube, they are no where to be found. Hold on to them!

[@newtonwallen3210]

@@bobdigi500 they are in our fridge in the studio

[@TT-md7mm]

ALWAYS a good day when there's an Awfully Good Movies upload!

[@marissabones]

My stepdad loved him, so I grew up watching his movies over and over.

[@codyt821]

@UCgwunNRe1KAsRVwdIf41eqg get fucked spam boy

[@thedarkknightman6150]

My grandma also love him so thats why i like his movies too.

[@djcease1996]

Say what you want but I love Steven & his films.

[@bozookaBo]

"He's a little bit country, im a little bit rock & roll"

[@blidge8282]

Having listened to his music, all I can say is NAHHHHHHHHH

[@FatNorthernBigot]

I know it's not "Lethal Weapon", but sometimes you just want a nice, greasy burger, not a fillet steak.

[@bgm1975]

Oh God...I remember seeing this in theaters. I remember enjoying it but I haven't seen it since it originally came out.

[@jackadoni]

@12:08 "The jokes are so bad you'd actually think they were written for Marlan Wayans!!!" HHAHAAHAHA!! That's one of the sickest burns on the internet!!!

[@JayBelafonte]

Wow the “WiggerMan” 😂 I thought I was the only one who noticed he changed the way he spoke around certain people. He does the same thing in Exit Wounds, and Half Past Dead, and a bunch others too.

[@pawelkwasowski8435]

Tom Segura has a bit about that. Its hilarious.

[@ve2vfd]

If you want a good background on Steven Seagal, give the "Behind The Bastards Podcast" a listen, they have a few episodes on him. He's... special!

[@JoBloOriginals]

I'll have to listen to that one, dude, thank you! It's been a hoot looking into all these different podcasts making fun of Seagal as research, because he is such a plentiful bounty of mockery.

[@ve2vfd]

@@JoBloOriginals I believe Seagal is covered in episodes 26 and 27. :)

[@jeremyrowe743]

Thanks! I just started to listened to these, hilarious

[@ogblaser6210]

Thank you Pat!

[@bennygerow]

Yes! Multi part!

[@croatianguy7073]

Seagal's character was called "The Glimmer Man" when he worked for the CIA. The killer in the movie was called "The Family Man'

[@2ndLastStarfighter]

Good to know somebody watched it from Start to End...

[@kyliethelittlecouragegirl94]

Thank god! I was so confused!

[@inferno0020]

@@kyliethelittlecouragegirl94 I was very confused when I watched it...

[@codyt821]

Yeah we watched this video too, you do realize they explain that in the video very clearly right?

[@azmike1956]

I still watch this every time it's on. On a side note, I got to meet his stunt double, Joel Peters, while working on his house. He had pics of him with Steven. Looks just like him but bigger!

[@LIBERTYSINCURSION]

"Hi I'm Larry Glimmerman" - That part actually had me laughing.

[@wstine79]

Another awfully good Steven Seagal movie would be "Under Siege 2: Dark Territory." That one has a young Katherine Heigl as his daughter.

[@JoBloOriginals]

Yes indeed, that's definitely a potential review. And if you've heard the behind the scenes stories that Heigl has about Seagal on that flick...HOO BOY.

[@deveousdevil]

I believe she was his niece in the movie

[@FatNorthernBigot]

I don't know. The Glimmer Man was trashy fun, whereas Dark Territory was a dull, tough watch.

[@1987Liono]

@@JoBloOriginals yeah I feel sick just thinking about her. Thank God her mother was there to watch over her.

[@wolfboy20]

Niece* not daughter..i loved this movie!

[@carrastealth]

Glimmer Man and Exit Wounds were both pretty good Seagal movies. With Under Siege 2: Dark Territory and Out for Justice, I'd say he had some really good ones there.

[@galil_6863]

Well, they would have been good movies if Seagal wouldn't have ruined them.

[@bennygerow]

This is my favorite Joe Blow thing that's ever existed. You were already my fav JB content creator (your personality is actually very funny), but this is EASILY your funniest vid!

[@markelijio6012]

For 1996's The Glimmer Man, veteran filmmaker John Gray has brought veteran Emmy and Oscar nominated editor Donn Cambern to cut this. This was their second collaboration in thirteen years. In addition, Oscar nominee Mark Warner who did some additional editing and since 1978, he was as an associate editor on Coming Home, Uncle Joe Shannon, Being There, Raging Bull and I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can and from there he moved up to full time film editing for television and features from 1982's Rocky lll to present. He was an Emmy and Oscar nominee. In fact, both artists did such an amazing job on this long awaited troubled production for Warners and has now becoming an cult following for all ages alike!

[@kyliethelittlecouragegirl94]

Yay a new one! God I wait too damn long for these but when they finally come, they never disappoint! Plus I love the Larry Glimmerman part! XD

[@jhyland87]

The best movie Seagal ever acted in was probably _Executive Decision,_ and that's mainly because he died in the beginning of the second act! :-)

[@DVX_BELLORVM]

Dude, I watched Executive Decision in theatres with my friend and the entire time we were saying to each other: "He's not really dead, is he? He's totally going to show up in this scene..." We kept saying that all the way up to final credits.

[@jhyland87]

@@DVX_BELLORVM For sure! I was thinking the same. Like you expect him to bust through a wall like Kool-Aid Man and save the day with his shitty ass ninja skills and even worse acting. How the fuck did that guy get famous? How?! I've never met anyone who liked his acting, even a little..

[@theimaginist3310]

That was very unexpected. And awesome! Lmao

[@jhyland87]

@MrFirehouse22 Yeah, for sure.

[@eec589]

@MrFirehouse22 Kurt Russell really stole the show.

[@wstine79]

BAT CREDIT CARD V. CREDIT CARD KNIFE: DAWN OF DEBT

[@JoBloOriginals]

*Tell me...do you use the chip? YOU WILL.*

[@wstine79]

@@JoBloOriginals "Save..... the FICO score!"

[@RoodeMenon]

Maxwell Smart's laser Credit Card is the best.

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

Mine has little poodles on it

[@jaronzennaiter]

Remember his tv show, where hes a cop in Louisiana? He had a full Cajun accent and it was cringe.

[@leewright1]

The guy is cringe.

[@marissabones]

How can I forget

[@danseth5775]

"Steven Segal Law Man" I believe it was. Whenever he spoke to black people he suddenly was fluent in ebonics. To bad he was charged with sexual assault. That ended his law enforcement career quick

[@barbellsamurai8014]

u r cringe

[@KellyGoz85]

can't believe I didn't see this sooner! I died laughing through this whole segment!!

[@kyresefleming983]

11:45 kill shot 💥. I'm dead, you got me laughing so hard. I'd like to imagine him watching this getting pissed & calling his agent saying "Call KZbin's producers i want him blacklisted...what do you mean it doesn't work that way...😭😭😭"

[@moduleheadindependentcreat8158]

My best Seagal film to date, esp the credit card scene.

[@maximusareilius2262]

No it is not.

[@moduleheadindependentcreat8158]

@@maximusareilius2262 It is, for me.

[@RoodeMenon]

I really like Seagal's calm, efficient & lethal approach to confrontations.

[@marissabones]

I agree

[@VasManHorrorLivesMatter]

Nah, mate. It's up there but the under siege movies are better.

[@BigEOT3]

This feels so much like Last Boy Scout. Only with Keenan Ivory instead of Damon. And Seagal instead of Willis. And no Joel Silver to help produce the thing.

[@whoknew2273]

Also with a incoherent script and dull action scenes at least Damon and Bruce you had a feeling they were in trouble these two sleep walk through this film

[@sugarnads]

And last boyscout was an actually pleasant movie

[@JoeChillton]

6:12 Blade Runner set. That credit card kill is actually pretty stupid yet awesome.

[@dkarisik987]

This was hilarious.. Steven Seagal should get a special Awfully good movies series

[@tonymata8070]

6:11 that joke caught me off guard, I was like "WAIT, HOLD UP!!🤣💀

[@pkhris]

You're videos are a welcome laugh right now. Loved the lame "booty in bhudd-y" joke at the end 19:53

[@fightflicks4823]

A list of *MARTIAL ARTS buddy duo/Buddy cop films from the 90s* : - SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO - DOUBLE TEAM - DRIVE - KNOCK OFF - BLOODMOON - GLIMMER MAN - MARTIAL LAW 1&2 - BACK IN ACTION - TOUGH AND DEADLY - MARTIAL LAW (the TV series with Sammo hung :v)

[@nicesoncashguy201]

And rush hour

[@zibby43]

The Angels in the Outfield drop was so perfect.

[@187mrsmith]

Hard 2 kill & marked for deathwill for ever be 1 of my favorites by him! I get people make fun of dude now but back then he was on top he made some good movies to! His only down fall was that he never let his character take damage or even get hurt so it became predictable

[@jaymorrison8419]

out for justice classic villain performance and overall a nasty movie

[@jamescollamore7852]

Love your videos.

[@8dmcbrady995]

This video earned my Like for the Angels in the Outfield reference and the Dalai Lama bit :))

[@tmann0830]

"Glazed ham with a goatee". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@markelijio6012]

Like Richard Benjamin's City Heat (1984) was a cult hit with audiences alike but John Gray's The Glimmer Man (1996) did the same thing, thirteen years later. Both films were distributed by Warner Bros Pictures and both were filmed at Universal Studios in Universal City, California USA.

[@sampahumeoli]

SEGAL DANCING YOU MADE MY FRIDAY LOL

[@whoknew2273]

It was the worst image ever screened on tv horrific lol

[@ryanscott3161]

This is actually the only Seagal movie I have seen, I remember watching half of Nico when I was a kid and laughing at the chubby dude doing the Kong-Fu slaps and couldn’t take him serious after that 😂😂

[@daviddoyle7041]

That was hilarious!!! Well done

[@brandongreenhow3863]

Yo, I cant stop laughing!! "Well get yo ass round da corner, and take little Whoopie Goldberg witcha!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marcuswalters8093]

Nearly all of Segals films can be introduced with the words, "Steven Segal is....." try it, it's a fun game.

[@haroldedmunds5924]

GM was a good movie. Funny and filled with action. I saw it in the movies. I wish there would've been a trilogy.

[@filippos13]

All of Steven Seagal's films need an Awfully Good Movies episode

[@aseddon130]

Thanks for putting Seagal saying Vladimir Putin in this video, it saved me searching for it myself/

[@joey_dangerously]

Another great video. I appreciate all the references

[@chazherring7851]

11:45 The Wigger Man...priceless 😂😂😂😂

[@SB-zc7vy]

Steven Seagal:'' I just read this weird comic , that has to do with a masked detective , that punish crime , its called ''The Batman'' , yea i might use that ''no killing rule'' in my movies , is kinda boring , but whatever , people seems like this ''' That's how the ''spiritual awakening'' 1:18 happened ,lol

[@retrograveproductions4175]

say what you will about Seagal, but, his first 4- Hard to Kill, Above the Law, Out for Justice and Marked for Death are truly un matched!

[@rext8949]

Actually Seagal's fights aren't violent , they are more like hilarious. He stands in one place and swings his pudgy hands around the place and special effects does the rest. As an action hero he was the biggest con.

[@mrsam0496]

Actually thats what made him cool. You had to stand out in the oversaturated one-man-army genre of the time. He was the cool suave killer lol. Also dont let the Seagal jokes fool you, he is legit, ask Anderson Silva or Macheda

[@triggeredcat120]

Rob Schnieder’s story on Steven absolutely kills me. 😂

[@tonymata8070]

17:23 - 17:35 This part killed me!! 🤣💀

[@AztecUnshaven]

That story was proven false. Why do people keep spreading bullshit lies?

[@jamesanthonygreen8233]

I loved watching this video. That was an excellent movie review.

[@realbrooklynjes]

this is probably the best movie he ever made ...

[@knight64art]

Love this keep up the good work

[@theshadowman1398]

Seagal is one my all time favorite actors

[@Happymali10]

14:00 That sound-insert is the best point in the video^^

[@NoLove-For-Quebec-Im-not-sorry]

With the "ugly white ass", I didn't stop laughing for 5 minutes 🤣😂🤣

[@galil_6863]

This movie had potential but Seagal ruins everything he touches 😂

[@kingrama2727]

I have to admit when this movie came out i was 18 and i thought this movie was the best… even to this day it’s watchable

[@ChattinBoxingWYB]

Underrated Seagal 90s Flick!! Felt rushed!! But still entertaining nonetheless.

[@drecolizo1]

I haven't been able to get Seagal saying "powdered tiger penis" out of my head. Poor tiger...

[@brentonmcdonald286]

I love this film

[@Locadel2003]

I thinks is one of the decent Steven Seagal movies. Still better than fire down below or on deadly ground🤢 And the casablanca scene with keenen ivory wayans was hilarious. The action was great and the ending was good. But I think is not of his best flicks, only not his worst. Under siege 1 & 2, hard to kill, machete, executive decision, above the law, marked for death are the best. THE GLIMMER MAN, Out of justice, exit wounds are his decent movies. On deadly ground, fire down below, half past dead, the patriot are the worst movies and also his direct-to video movies 🤮🤢

[@danielkinn782]

Agreed. Out of all his movies I think he has had 3-4 good ones. But it helps he had Wayans to play off of.

[@ruddiato]

Damn! I thought fire down below was pretty decent, I like glimmer man though, keenon kept me laughing

[@weareintheendtimes.704]

I really liked exit wounds

[@cerulean1808]

Don't talk shit about On Deadly Grounds (please lol)... His best movie is Marked For Death.

[@scottknode898]

suniis Hard To Kill from 1990 was another good movie

[@brahsumatra]

The fight scene edits were not the greatest but this Seagal movie was still good.

[@ilankonikov7249]

It was very good movie. Watch in theatre and enjoyed it so much

[@Kainthemain]

This was awesome

[@zncuentertainment712]

Damn, I had completely forgotten this movie.

[@ts_nfz]

The summer of 90s wouldn't be complete with an awfully good of 1997s The Pest

[@kyliethelittlecouragegirl94]

Oh hell yea! He’s gotta review that totally disaster!

[@thelab8799]

@13:26 Haaaaa Larry Glimmerman lmfao:) Brilliant!

[@Zosima45]

this is a great one

[@troy8613]

This review was epic!!!! I'm begging you please review another seagals masterpiece. It's called "Killswitch" released 2008.

[@pipinfresh]

I thought I'd never seen this film. But I remember that credit card scene. So I must have seen it but don't remember anything except the credit card. Says it all really.

[@Redthepunkrocker]

Spiritual awakening my ass. He never pooped himself.

[@rosemaryfarell5264]

Bambi Dick had me crying.

[@JahinAlam]

17:27 I burst out laughing 😂😂😂

[@tonymata8070]

SAME!! 🤣💀

[@holydiver1376]

Seagull didn't even TRY to act after Under Siege. I guess he had enough money in the bank to stop caring

[@jafrytvasia9609]

Can’t even enjoy his movies drinking to laugh at, I’ve tried. His movies up to Under Siege were ok but with so many other better movies to watch, why bother? Thanks for the funny review!

[@captassassin5680]

Did you just body shame Seagal?

[@chuckselvage3157]

The Dalai Lama had me LMFAO

[@lancelindqvist8848]

One of his best

[@lancelindqvist8848]

I like exit wounds

[@youngshinobi7208]

Dude, you roasted the hell outta Seagal lol!

[@bornjusticerule5764]

A glazed ham with an Eddie Munster hairline 😃😆😀🤣😄😂

[@brunoramos9747]

Gene lebell jokes get me all the time

[@nicocrow1279]

Plz make a video about Seagal's filmography.

[@weedtopia4.20]

The mafia made him do it. Lol

[@rubberduck2401]

whole day yesterday was watching "strange" things about Seagal

[@paul1349]

Steven is a great guy

[@lonniehuey5737]

Fire Marshall Bill made me laugh 😂

[@shadowleon659]

I actually enjoyed this film.

[@b-rye428]

@4:51, is that the Robocop theme?

[@mauz4930]

Great video ahahahaha

[@Mattwest1985]

Best fucking video I’ve seen in a while....props

[@skyyfiman]

lol. 16:47 someone is holding on to the rope.

[@andrewbyrne7321]

Love the glimmer man

[@ErickMuzone]

One the Angels in the Outfield to assist him😂😂😂😂

[@andrewbyrne7321]

One of my favourite steven seagal movies better than the crap he's doing now

[@marissabones]

14:05 I can't stop laughing

[@fightflicks4823]

Since you're doing seagal can you do a video on *VAN DAMME'S* THE SHEPHERD. That movie was directed by isaac Florentine who's known from the undisputed franchise.

[@jliller]

Keenan Ivory Wayans: the only entertaining Wayans brother.

[@loudmouthradio6995]

You wild'n Damon Wayans is hilarious 💯💯

[@excessmaterial]

Definitely not true. Especially on In Living Color (his own show), he was totally outplayed by his brother Damon. Actually watch the show man. This is well established.