The Goofiest Murder Investigation in Fontaine (Genshin Impact)

look at my lawyer dawg i'm goin to jail
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[@kashviphukan2785]

Imagine being asked to be someone's attorney without the necessary qualifications 😭

[@olivierdubreuil-gagnon2201]

That may or may not have happened more than once to me.

[@GabrielNeanderthal]

The moment I saw paimon with the glasses and mustache I thought about that meme "look at my lawyer dwag"

[@saif-gv6gl]

@@GabrielNeanderthal if i was lyney right there, imma ask the gardes to just throw me in jail already, ain't no way my lawyer just pull out a moustache and glasses like that.

[@mariocastillo8334]

Spare a thought for those madlads that ask to represent themselves in actual trials. Most of the time it goes as well as you'd expect, hence the phrase “The man who represents himself has a fool for a client.”

[@unlimitedpower9857]

@@olivierdubreuil-gagnon2201 care to elaborate?

[@judesliggoo]

Lyney seeing paimon with the fake glasses and mustache: *"Look at my lawyer dawgg im going to jail 😭"*

[@judesliggoo]

Oh shit bwaap actually said that at the end

[@eulashrimp5352]

Yikes what a way to edit ur comment and pretended to be shocked 🧐

[@Bruno-xz8ty]

​@@eulashrimp5352Yikers diapers 🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😤😤😤😡😡😡😍😍😍

[@somedumbassintheinternet]

​@@eulashrimp5352it's not that deep man

[@michelzack2806]

She is a robot

[@jaydedartsph]

This quest was a rollercoaster, man.

[@Equ1nx]

Fr man

[@nameless_aki]

real

[@louistreffel8710]

That comma is in an interesting, place

[@simplyxrainbowcloud]

Yeah

[@Equ1nx]

@@louistreffel8710 🤓

[@jonathanwilson5355]

Bro I’m sorry, but paimon was so fun in this quest. I love her & her goofy glasses so much-

[@fyrentenimar]

Same, I want those glasses as a permanent skin for her.

[@TheSilverHermitMage]

Same 😭

[@muffinman_4]

I love spoiling paimon she's so cute

[@amberxv4777]

I hate her guts. The Story would have been 10 times better if she didn't existed and let the traveler speak. Also she is so insensitive and only cares about food and Mora.

[@kashviphukan2785]

Navia has the prettiest character design in my list, I cannot stop looking at her whenever she appears on screen 😭💕

[@josefelippmaglunsod7096]

Yeah she's underrated

[@Ricardo_Rick]

While for me Nahida is the best girl i must admit that Navia is great and my favorite character in this region yet, i loved her personality

[@magyesproductions]

for real. absolutely popped off with her outfit too

[@noitavlas]

Ikr she's gorgeous

[@elizabethclarke4981]

Definitely one of the best designed characters

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Furina is so much fun. Big ego makes for interesting and fun characters. A little annoying but no less riveting.

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Fate chose to offer me guaranteed.

[@artum1s_550]

i personally find the english dub lyney kind of pompous, but the japanese VA is much more likeable imo. i like how the japanese VA makes her seem much more... insecure person trying to act like how everyone around her wants to, and less self-obsessed

[@vee.3029]

​@@artum1s_550I love self obsession she's just like me fr

[@ShinjiHirako13667]

I gonna smash furina if I can

[@sussynanibaka69]

@@artum1s_550yeah jp Furina is less “annoying” 😭

[@magyesproductions]

absolutely lost it when we were asked to be lyney's attorneys like a man just DIED and you want a TOURIST to defend you???? LMFAOOOOO other than that, this whole archon quest was sick. excited to have time to watch your playthrough!

[@skybattler2624]

Me, Remembering this happens exactly in a Phoenix Wright game...

[@Glaycier]

Fr we should have called Yanfei or Kuki or smth for advice.

[@idaa5633]

This quest is so serious, suspense and goofy at the same time

[@twinkletoes6442]

Kinda like an Indian tv series drama 😂

[@idaa5633]

@@twinkletoes6442 fr 😭 should've put sound effects and those type of zoom edit too 😂

[@twinkletoes6442]

@@idaa5633 ikr 😆😆

[@Random-person-on-the-internet]

They killed people left and right this quest. The creators must have seen the story of HSR, and was like, "Man, if only we could kill people for the plot" and then some other guy went like "sure, why not?" and went ham

[@PaulonTheBrave]

Honkei didn't invent killing characters off..... Also you can't have a proper murder mystery without someone actually dying

[@longps9528]

What do you mean "left and right"? They literally only kill 2 guys, and both of them are rats.

[@Jarock316]

You do know Star Rail and Genshin Impact were made by the same people correct?

[@warior875]

Bruh Fontaine and its story had been finished way before Star Rail came out and also lets not act that Genshin didn't do mess up dark shit.

[@massimilianoreali4398]

​@@warior875jeth and traveler laughs in the void tanit camp

[@roxashunter8879]

Honestly despite being what I expected, this quest was a lot of fun and a perfect closure for the first part of Fontaine's discovery. Paimon with goofy glasses, finally she accepts what she is. Edit: Navia's first appearance is great.

[@Pudding404]

Paimon with her persuasion 100. I'm happy they decided to give her a skill in something other than eating, so proud of her.

[@jonathanrobinson198]

Furina may be dramatic, but ain’t no way Lyney was going home after his performance became a crime scene anyway. Although it is pretty interesting that she might’ve backed off if her citizens kept their mouths closed.

[@Glaycier]

Yeah. Either way he was involved whether he was a main suspect. He’d have to stay for questioning and such because he was heavily involved at best.

[@isegeese]

tbh i wonder how different it would've been if furina didn't actually press charges

[@jonathanrobinson198]

@@isegeese It was still framed to look like he did it so my guess would be he’d either still get convicted by someone or his reputation would be destroyed which ruins his plans.

[@Dystricts]

If Furina was my Lawyer, i might as well admit my wrongs because we going to jail

[@karthikk2683]

We will get extra charges

[@elizabethk007]

Paimon’s glasses were so goofy it was adorable. I hope they come back occasionally like the Traveler’s Fatui mask

[@vietbluecoeur]

Bwaap crying at the end because his fellow lawyer is a floating fairy in goofy glasses and a fake mustache took me OUT. 😂😂😂

[@Fellnia]

Paimon with a mustache and glasses The thing we did not wanted, but ultimately needed

[@imanidiot1725]

Should be been a clown makeup and nose

[@arlo9754]

it's odd how the traveler doesn't believe paimon when she says she didn't eat the 2 extra macarons, in a case about a disappearing girl, the two disappearing macarons may be linked to the case, or at least that's what i thought when i did the quest, so people may not have thought the same tho

[@saif-gv6gl]

i was honestly surprised when they revealed that the missing girl swiped away the macarons, Paimon forgetting about what she ate seems normal to me, I never expected that it was related to the case.

[@Glaycier]

I didn’t think it was Paimon, maybe we all got carried away and forgot how much we ate. I didn’t think it was linked to the case.

[@dachosens1]

there were a decent amount of things that were suprisingly related that we should have picked up on, but this is probably hindsight bias, because like everything they put in has to have a reason - the thief, macarons, the hook on the ground, the broken and messed up stuff in the chamber, etc

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

I mean, The Travelers conclusion made much more sense than the reality, that some lady managed to show up and take snacks off a plate directly in front of several people without being seen, despite them literally being in our range of eyesight.

[@sadiaferdous5968]

A traveller being an attorney made actually no sense, as in the nation of justice, there are supposed to be lawyers and prosecutors as a career with good education. Then again, even the egoistic archon herself doesn't have it, so I guess the duel was just a stupid drama to entertain the audience. Sadly with Lyneys life on line. Lol

[@isabellefuoss9737]

Funny thing is we know two people with actual law degrees. Imagine them banging on the operas door with “let me in LET ME IINNN!!” Energy

[@saif-gv6gl]

funny thing is, if you read Yanfei's birthday letter to us, she said that if we got into trouble in Fontaine, she ain't coming to save our asses.

[@fyrentenimar]

@@saif-gv6gl I mean, it wasn't *us* getting into trouble, so she might have. Edit: after re-reading her mail, she doesn't say she wouldn't help, she says that if we're in the Fortress or Meropide, it's too late to call her.

[@Ali-cya]

Qualifications for an attorney are usually not a requirement only a recommendation, otherwise it can be arranged in such a way that people actually capable of helping in a legal case are excluded from defending the prosecuted due to not having an acknowledgement from the nation that writes the laws. An analogy would be like a bad person(government/judicial system) only allowing people with papers(qualifications) only the bad person can administer when they sentence or judge someone else, governments can be just as unjust as a regular person.

[@Raikeran]

​​@saif-gv6gl bruh nah we needed her yesterday 😭

[@AhranMaoDante]

5:41 The Traveler has more credentials to be a lawyer than Furina does a god of justice.

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Never though Genshin (or rather Fontaine) would not only go full Ace Attorney but add Danganronpa into the mix. This is 10/10 already.

[@nickter745thebold8]

Which part is Danganronpa inspired?

[@setsumono2411]

​@@nickter745thebold8the dead guy

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

​​​​@@nickter745thebold8The Rebuttals and piecing together the sequence of events do give off Climax Recap vibes for one. Plus it make me yell "No, that's wrong!" at times so... Oh and a bit of Layton with the Steampunk aesthetic. And of course...the death scene too. It reminded me of Ryoma's death in DRV3.

[@Oscarus4250]

​@@setsumono241199% of Ace Attorney's trials are murder cases. That wasn't enough of a reason

[@setsumono2411]

@@Oscarus4250 the dramatic and unexpected death scene was Danganronpa inspired since its reminiscent of the death discoveries in the game and the Ace attorney part is in the trials

[@anhtheton]

i’m a sucker for mysteries so this archon quest is pretty much my favorite

[@gummynoodles9036]

I absolutely hate murder mysteries in games 😢😢😢😢

[@Glaycier]

@@gummynoodles9036same. They stress me out. Luckily it’s Genshin so it holds your hand so I chose every wrong choice first just to see if it did anything, but otherwise I’d be so scared I’d do something wrong I would shut down and panic LOL.

[@elizajustdrawsnothing7872]

Someone ring up Yanfei real quick 😭 The way that he just pulled out a big stove the size of Timmie himself is WILD! They are DEFINITELY the representatives of the back of the of the classroom gang 💀

[@mochicat3751]

Paimon with those glasses cracked me up lmao 🤣

[@ElusiveWaffles]

I missed watching your channel bwaap and now that I did the first act of Fontaine I can finally watch you again! You were the first Genshin streamer I ever watched and you’ll always be my favorite:)

[@fazadhikarizqkoswara9429]

I needed Yanfei, in many ways beside being an adult for this region cause oh boy... Dealing with Furina accusing us will be the last of our worries... 😑

[@mikotoeru96]

I used Yanfei a lot during the quest, except the parts where only the Traveler is playable. Even changed my avatar to Yanfei and my signature to “Better Call Yanfei” to get the maximum lawyer experience XD

[@fazadhikarizqkoswara9429]

@@mikotoeru96 I wanna say bruh moment, but seriously. Too much Ace Attorney energy in this quest that I don't know where to begin 😂 Fun as heck, but I'm not getting paid or prepared enough for it. Twist and superb experience aside, guess this is why very good lawyer really expensive 💀

[@watermelon2485]

The quest was very entertaining. Every time I thought who the 3rd person could be, the next thing surprises me because it was not the one who I thought would be.

[@dollluvdolly]

I love how its all a serious moment, people are desperately trying to figure out the crime and paimon just puts on the goofiest glasses possible

[@mr.catsela9349]

A Bwaap upload on a Friday? My day just got better

[@Twinkle_Toes2016]

This quest felt like a fever dream tbh

[@imanidiot1725]

The whole game felt like a fever dream

[@HungryGumbo]

FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR U TO POST THIS

[@MACALASTOR]

I love bwaap posting videos like this aahhh

[@cheemfonics]

Paimon actually being useful is shocking

[@lavanyaphogat1509]

I saw u posted, and screamed, your vid’s are so entertaining…😭😭

[@isabellefuoss9737]

Who here wants to sign up for the macron mafia cuz I do! 🍮☕️

[@suffering9481]

Not sure why Bwaap is suddenly uploading insanely fast, but hey im not complaining

[@thefiretailedweasel6206]

Ofc you uploaded right before my shift 😭

[@yeti9961]

I APPRECIATE YOU CALLING THEM MACARONS AND NOT MACAROONS LOL

[@trishasy829]

Been waiting for this since the last video aired 😭😭 and refused to watch other streamers lol

[@yeti9961]

YAY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

[@samueldavidwiseman3350]

Me everything I see Piamon in her glasses; "Paimon a man is dead"

[@Avalanchanime]

Listening to your commentary and reactions make my day even though I already know the story, keep up with the good work uwu

[@Klier2003]

FINALLY! I've been waiting for bwaap to upload another part of this quest. Fyi I'm only here to see his reaction on funny Paimon.

[@lucenoluceno5302]

Finally!! I’ve been waiting 🥲🙌

[@pound9799]

I was waiting for this video bro 😭

[@yoobiyoo]

The walking away from the mic in frustration LOOOL, props to the VA for doing a good job at voicing her, creating a fuming irritancy towards Furina

[@ronixsummers]

FINALLYYYY UPLOAD BACK 😩🙏

[@noidzone0110]

i always feel excited whenever bwaaapp post a new a vid about genshin, I don't really watch other people's reaction or gameplay about genshin, there's just something in bwaaap's voice that makes it feel at home. (just a random comment, don't mind me 😅)

[@floptrinaate9102]

Was waiting for a new post

[@anthaperkins2972]

I don't know if it was just me, but when Furina said Lyney might be behind the serial disappearances cases, I was baffled because they said girls have been going missing for decades and Lyney is like in his 20s.

[@whitefox1428]

LETS GOOO BWAAP UPLOAD AGANE❤‍🔥

[@JeanneBaeyonetta]

BABES WAKE UP, BWAAP POSTED

[@alicemitch09]

dang, you were so real for calling furina annoying like that. i just want her to shut the fuck up every time she opened her mouth. like, the first few impressions of her already has me wishing i could go deaf so i couldn't hear her. dang. her VA did a fantastic job though. still, this IS the first chapter of the fontaine arc and there's a lot more to go, so we'll probably see her character in later updates.

[@Glaycier]

She shares the same VA as Chica in a few FNAF games so I’m super happy.

[@nayussysuccer]

She sounds a lot less annoying in jap dub and the way they made her sound and speak so boyishly (esp the fact that she addresses herself as “boku”) is endearing so when I heard her eng dub, she became really intolerable for me.

[@elijahdubois7902]

This storyline so far is dark but amazing!

[@minglifeng2862]

Yes! I’ve been waiting for your video I need to see your reaction on Ms. “Halsey”

[@zillowzest5199]

alt title: bwaap loses his shit at furina for 30 minutes straight

[@Rathurue]

Somebody tried to spoil bwaap with 'she looks a lot like that thief', lmao.

[@solarssolstice]

I loved the Fontaine quests sm and Neuvillette was surprisingly sweet

[@thetruemessenger]

My biggest question so far. Where is Yanfei?

[@jenifer19311]

I remember I was getting tired of Paimon on Sumeru's quest, but now all this Fontaine story made me like her again and I happy for that

[@nameless_aki]

Why is my lawyer a flying fairy bruh I'm going to jail 💀💀

[@javeria6659]

NEW BWAAP LESGOOOOO

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

We Ace Attorney it up now!

[@f4llenleaves]

EVEN THE INVESTIGATION MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE AA LMAO

[@andrew_oid]

I wish the glasses and mustache were a toggleable option in the next update or so! (Paimon skin)

[@cjmarshall7970]

Paimon, a man is dead. Now is not the time nor the place to play dress-up

[@fathimathuzzahra284]

I was also shocked during this scene-

[@easyr5303]

Omg I was just rewatching your old vids until i saw this Thank you for the vid drop lol

[@thefluffyninja4068]

Based pfp, that anime should have a proper remake covering all the major arcs

[@HayatoStarGod]

​@@thefluffyninja4068 I still remember when I was waiting for the anime to continue 😔

[@thefluffyninja4068]

@@HayatoStarGod At the end of the future arc? I was so disappointed to know they ended it there. Two amazing arcs followed it in the manga, and it saddens me to no end knowing they'll probably never be animated 😔

[@starmooniiie]

31:24 look at my lawyer dawg im goin’ to jail😫🤯🤣

[@blessmonteverde4564]

It's like tears of themis

[@paingaami6853]

Hoyo collecting all the data it collected from tears of themis to make fontaine edition of it

[@floppyallen]

holy your reactions to this archon quest was real funny, i did get those reactions too.

[@yassinmahmod4270]

Ur my fav KZbinr for a reson always hiding videos from us and then posting it like a surprise

[@dalk7115]

BABE WAKE UP BWAAP POSTED

[@antondrown]

Saying that Lyney is innocent is so naive of bwaap xD

[@Oscarus4250]

Well, he is In this case, at least

[@Ali-cya]

@@Oscarus4250 Keep in mind, the Fatui could have known that someone is trying to blame the Fatui so they could have intentionally set it up so their plans fail. The essence of magic is getting people to believe a lie.

[@hafizzulhazmi8633]

After this quest, you should do the Melusine world quest followed by the Neuvulite story quest.. Then you will see Melusine differently

[@rans0mware]

The macarons the size of a big mac man got me rolling

[@Cobalt360Degrees]

I still cannot believe people were sending you _threats_ on twitter for calling Furina annoying, because it's pretty damn clear *she was written to be so?* Like love her or hate her, it was certainly the writers' intentions to make her a pompous loud-mouthed gremlin of an archon because it gives her plenty of room to grow into one that's more confident and secure yet humble; they did a very similar thing with Nahida and her own insecurities as an archon in Sumeru. So at this stage of the game it's a completely natural response to find her insufferable? I'm sure there are people who immediately took a liking to her brattiness but that doesn't mean everyone did or should.

[@comfieruko]

WAKE UP Y’ALL BWAAP UPLOADED🗣️🗣️

[@cheemfonics]

I just realised this released like, right now

[@ClampyStew]

*insert suspenseful music*

[@chungusftw]

bro has personal beef with furina😭😭

[@theot.]

nice to have a "previously" added to the video lol

[@kzhasimp3018]

BWAAP POSTED

[@awraafiqah7490]

bwaaap you are so funny PLEASE WH- WH- WHATTTTTT-

[@Desire1290]

This quest actually made me say: genshin finally stepped up they quest game

[@Powmorrodriguez]

Recently started Heizous hangout and 2 minutes in he start getting Rizzy

[@Cvapora]

when the 'now you see me' music came on in the intro i burst out laughing and scared my dog

[@risatia]

This is my favorite part of the quest! Makes me remember the time I played Danganronpa lol

[@zeanemuyco3782]

When my Ace gets Attorney'd

[@keptarareach4810]

As a die hard Ace Attorney fan, all these investigations and trials is right up my alley

[@bl4z3_kanazaki]

love to see bwaap video cuz I skipped every thing oh my...

[@redoktober8164]

Bwaap had the exact expression as I did when I was doing this part of the quest, I hate Furina with a passion

[@dark_rage6959]

noo i want more

[@Black_Moon_Pillar]

Hahahaha The glass Paimon was wearing, Ahahahahhahahaha

[@sarathr.g7988]

Finally genshin impact with commentary.

[@SnowKi33]

Listen seeing this and his thoughts of Furina make me feel so much more better, listen I get that characters have their own insecurities and their own paths to grow but good god almighty this woman was beyond ANNOYING and the ego on her is ridiculous 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@Glaycier]

She gives me the vibes of someone feigning confidence. Someone who is very unsure, but needs to act like they know what they are doing because they have a lot of people who are looking at them. (She is trying to fill the past archon’s shoes) I don’t agree with how she handled it, but it makes sense.

[@Gatotkayu]

​@@GlaycierDefinitely, She is meant to be annoying

[@_PhamTuanCuong]

I want those Whopperoons instead of actual macaroons

[@lindenbrock4102]

I love the way he says macarons

[@yukiyurosaki]

kangaroo court in session 😂

[@v.emiltheii-nd.8094]

Paimarx Grouchomon - Emergency Food Detective

[@MoonyMeowies]

if a character makes u feel a strong emotion, that means they were well done (VO, design, personality) u know what i mean? furina ALSO gets on my nerves, im very much impressed by hyv's work!