The Great British Paint Off, What would it be like?!

[@jmc7034]

These chats are like a scud missile, once launched you never know where it’s going to go 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thepaintingphase]

Scud tracked!

[@almurray7178]

I assume they have a general direction

[@Steampunkdz]

​@@thepaintingphase one company i have been using for a few months is world war scenics may be worth giving a try. The snow and Tufts , mud paint and water effect

[@carlstanford7607]

For a company with bad management GW sure hire nice people; Louise Sugden, Darren Latham, Peachy, Duncan, etc etc. the staff are the heart of the hobby. Great video lads

[@minishaw280]

This is also prevalent in the stores aswell! The stores that don’t stick to the rules with games in store etc normally build a loyal customer base who shop there instead of getting a discount down the road!

[@LincolnTank-StillOnTheSprue]

It disheartens me that working for them seems to suck all the life and joy out of these good people. Seen it far far too often. GW burns people put like the Imperium burns out Astropaths

[@YaBoiVD]

​@@minishaw280 I've only been to one store and the guy working there just kept chatting with me about night lords for an hour

[@minishaw280]

@@YaBoiVD my old store manager had night lords aswell hahaha

[@CasperBlomBeck]

These episodes makes monday worth it.

[@thepaintingphase]

Very kind.

[@Le_Petomane]

They do dont they. I have Mondays off so i always try to paint along.

[@NapGod]

It was very apparent that WH+ was scrambling to hide its lack of content. I think the lowest point was when they were drip feeding us The Exodite barely 10 mins a week. It is nice to have confirmation that they knew it. The Kitbash'd show idea is brilliant and I would have watched the shit out of shows like that. It would have been quite fun to see the games workshop people having fun competing and being creative. Might have reversed the whole narrative around WH+, but then again they'dve risked showing us ya'll's personalities and faces Emperor forbid.

[@kudosbudo]

1:13 The issue with that scene in stars is you have to understand what's going on to appreciate it and they don't really get across what's going on. You see from our frame of reference it looks slow. But as both ships were Constantly Accelerating! That chase was actually the fastest chase in star wars! See in space when you constantly accelerate you just keep getting faster. This is why the escape via small shuttle is genius. As soon as they are out of range and the bad guys realize they would have had to spend time slowing down. Obviously that plan doesn't work. But also it puts into context just how devetatingbthat hyperspace ram was. They were accelerating so long then hit something travellers the opposite direction at light or near lightspeed. When you understand the context the scene is pretty amazing. But folk were confused over why the bombers "dropped" the bombs and actually wondered in comment on KZbin why wind was blowing BB8 backwards in that boost scene... Iean you expect proper critisms when folk don't understand basic physics... No

[@kudosbudo]

I would suggest if you have trouble understanding to watch the expanse series or read the books. They do really go into detail about space combat and distances etc which would help to xplain why the star wars chase is fast despite appearing slow. The expanse does a much better job of explaining what's going on.

[@thepaintingphase]

I love The Expanse and love that it treats it’s science with respect.

[@lexicus1982]

tips for the biscuit fund!!! Great work as always Gents

[@thepaintingphase]

That’s super kind, cheers Mick.

[@andrewhiggins9959]

That Charlize Theron comment had me in knots. Also, no such thing as a guilty pleasure only pleasure.

[@joenewkirk6136]

That's Heresy

[@BrettParsons66]

Best chat show in the hobby. Keep up the amazing work, lads!

[@thepaintingphase]

Thanks Brett.

[@LincolnTank-StillOnTheSprue]

Calf pumping exercises are vital for anyone sitting for long periods. Heel flat to the floor and lift the toes. Toes to the floor and lift the heel. Do both slowly for 3-4 mins on each leg every so often - good for circulation and reduces chance of DVT

[@thepaintingphase]

Good shout! Thanks Dave.

[@chrismurphy3745]

Base tips and painting techniques loved the end of video with those details

[@almost_zab]

Movie that broke me in Recent memory: Old Man Logan. My dad had just had a stroke I was trying to balance everything, work, home, dad care. I was feeling run down and wasn’t healing like I used to and wasn’t getting enough rest. I took a half a day for me to go see a movie… about a Wolverine who isn’t healing like he used to trying to care for professor x whose had a stroke 😬🙄😂🤣👌🏼

[@thepaintingphase]

Tough times, sorry to hear it man.

[@almost_zab]

@@thepaintingphase no worries, its all in the past and you have to know hard times because if you don't, then how would you know the good times ;)

[@ElAhrem]

Shout out to Patrick on the love for the Pottery Throwdown, such a great show! Also, not ashamed to say I once cried over Victoria Lamb's take on Nork Deddog. It absolutely blew my mind - so much emotion put into one mini!

[@DaveWeston]

It's the best of the 3 original Love productions 'bake off' shows. I think I even prefer Sewing Bee to Bake Off, because you realise just how much we take for granted with the complexity of the clothes we wear!

[@ElAhrem]

@@DaveWeston I try not to watch sewing bee, not because I don't like it, but because it makes me feel so inept that I can't even see a button on! 😂

[@Toadraider24]

It brings me great joy to know that I'm not the only person out there who loved that short story in a White Dwarf from many many years ago about the Tyranids. It was so very well done. Completely sold the existential body horror stuff surrounding a Tyranid invasion.

[@Jumber-Lack]

Pat's video editing and quality is superb. Legendary painter Peachy and last but not least Geoff keeping everyone happy with fresh trims! You three are a perfect paint triad!

[@thepaintingphase]

You’re awesome!

[@Cranacti]

The volume of videos you guys are producing is amazing! Very much appreciated

[@Ledshot]

I think that short sort was the Lamenters not scythes of the emperor

[@Neratius]

this was probably the most sidetracked episode i ever saw about the miniature hobby. still worth the watch :D

[@stevenbarnett82]

Films that make me cry.... Marley and Me.... I can't watch that any more. Paddington 2 - at the end when he wakes up and his aunt is at the door.... Happy tears every time.

[@yoannleclerc-desjardins3487]

Those White Dwarf short stories are gold! I remember reading the one referenced! One of those WD stories was the one telling the story of how Uriel Ventris became Captain as he was trying to secure/demolish a bridge; it was my gateway drug into reading 40k novels...

[@nazteeb]

I just love these shows! From hobbies to films to just general chat all mixed up makes this awesome!

[@benhayward2597]

Genuinely love the show guys, highlight on a Monday afternoon

[@whofreakincares1000]

The painting phase, a quality broadcast that you can bring to work, commute, chores, or especially the shower!

[@thepaintingphase]

Hahaha

[@terminator572]

I used to cry a lot watching Disney movies, but the one that still, TO THIS DAY, makes me absolutely bawl my eyes out is Dumbo. The scene where the mother is singing a lullaby to him through the bars of her confinement and you see all the other circus animals sleeping with their mothers and siblings, and Dumbo is all alone, it absolutely kills me. Even typing it out chokes me up.

[@thepaintingphase]

😢🥲😢

[@mo_dakka]

Disney movies also always get me and I think Coco was the worst because I watched it with my daughter 😂 The Ride of the Rohirrim also makes me dry every time Not a movie but the DS9 episode “Far Beyond the Stars” just wrecked me

[@dietrichmcgoogilygoo9606]

The idea of the Perry’s power gaming total war is very funny

[@rnp497]

these chats are brilliant. They are just the sort of guff a bunch of mates talk of a evening

[@issachunt4743]

Believe it or not Aldi used to sell Disco biscuits 😂

[@wideboyrob]

+1 for Arrival. One of the best and a definite tear-jerker

[@WordsAreWarfare]

C: Bella! Great discussions guys, enjoying the longer videos - Would love to hear more chat about Drukhari and more biscuit reviews

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

1:27:45 (obscure reference incoming) that leaves us the really big question: who cast Summon Bigger Fish?

[@jasontripp9416]

Omg. Please do The Great British kitbash. I would even love to see the three of you do it, and maybe the community could vote for the winner.

[@erikbrandsnes9569]

+1 for chalize theron, steve, i mean jeff... lovely

[@thepaintingphase]

😂🤣😂

[@Alan-pn8nu]

Correction: Low fantasy is things like LotR and D&D while High fantasy is Steve entering Charlize Theron

[@eiszapfenkobold]

Beneath the plaid you all rocking the knitwear sweaters instead of hoodies is great too. (commitment to cookies also)

[@Benjambles]

One Sci-Fi TV show that should never have been cancelled, but very few people saw, was Almost Human. Sadly really hard to find now - but it was such good fun and looked great. Not sure there's a film that's made me cry, but the final book in the Malazan book of the fallen series had be blubbing at the end.

[@thepaintingphase]

Was almost human with Karl Urban? With his android cop partner? I enjoyed the episodes I managed to find - pat (Steve).

[@Benjambles]

@@thepaintingphase Yes! It was pre-Dredd. On a side note I'm pretty sure the the short story Peach was talking about with the Nids is The Fall of Malvolion, I remember it vividly as it was in one of my first ever White Dwarfs (or possibly inferno).

[@mikevincent8728]

What I wouldn't give for you to have cut the video dead immediately following "She can captain me anywhere." Howling 🤣🤣

[@donutbarbell]

Gentlemen, I've gotten so much painting done as of late thanks to these, keep up the gibberish

[@thepaintingphase]

Will do!

[@GermanNightmare1976]

I dream of a week where we'll get one of these shows every day. I adore you three (and your guests) and the randomness and all-over 40K-ish coverage gives me great pleasure. Also: 🎶You can't take the sky from me...

[@thepaintingphase]

Brown Coats All the way.

[@GermanNightmare1976]

@@thepaintingphase Aw, you guys! That was right in the feels. ☺️🤎

[@gavster00]

The Dan Abnett short story Peachy mentions is called The Fall of Malvolion and is about the Mordian Iron Guard and the Lamenters. Great story

[@thepaintingphase]

Thanks.

[@cheech381]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGnRlXuJa8l5qtU

[@brandon40k]

Random Question: Is anyone else using Horus Heresy models for their 40k Space Marine Armies because they find them to look amazing?

[@evader110]

Plastic contemptors are a god send. I've used a praetor as a captain too. My friend is using World Eater Red Butchers as World Eater Termintors.

[@MrGilmo88]

I want to. I have the box set and am trying to figure out what to do with them

[@brandon40k]

@@MrGilmo88 You can make pretty much any of the first born stuff in 40k with the tactical sqauds. The special/heavy weapon upgrade sprues help you fill out those tactical sqauds or make a devastator sqaud. And some of the heresy era vehicles/dreadnoughts have rules in 40k

[@Kitbashed]

Kitbashing show as content with engaging presenters is that goal, would love to see you chaps get it made!

[@EllieIsenfield]

Someone probably already mentioned but the short story is called The fall of Malvolion, I also remember it very clearly from white dwarf years ago and I think it's also available by itself & in lord of the dark millenium set of stories by Dan Abnett.

[@thepaintingphase]

I’m gonna have to hunt this down, it’s getting a lot of love - Geoff

[@EPGelion]

You start up a Great Mini Bash-Off Challenge and I will work hard for that Peachy "Hollywood Handshake"

[@mo_dakka]

The "Peachy Point"?

[@LukeGeaney]

I, too, am up for the Bash-Off!

[@LukeGeaney]

@@mo_dakka The Peachy... Peg?

[@mo_dakka]

@@LukeGeaney cue spit take

[@buckyohare9993]

@@LukeGeaney beat me to it!

[@MovieTacular]

These continue to be my favorite thing on youtube. You lot are amazing!

[@zramirez5471]

Love you guys, made a much better Monday than I expected!

[@ZendegiLeonard]

I would recommend to everyone "Babylon 5". It has a grand narrative and gets to finish its story. Only 5 seasons and available to buy on KZbin (at least in Australia)

[@p3nna]

This concept sounds amazing... I havnt even started the video yet lol. Can just picture it... hurry and make it please..

[@dazmaulwargaming]

Thank you so much for the mention guys.... absolutely loving your videos as always, think I need to get all 3 of you on for a game of guess sprue live. Need nurgling tea cosys as merch

[@chrisdavis6598]

ET was also the first film I saw at the cinema that made me break my heart. Also my first date, with my first wife, was to Saving Private Ryan, that’s opening scene was a metaphor for what was to come 🤣

[@thepaintingphase]

😂🤣😂

[@weatherthis8062]

Finally got a chance to listen to this and was not disappointed, Mr Peachy the short story you are thinking of is The fall of Malvolion. WD 255 one of my favorite short stories.

[@tjd502]

Geoff's dog made my morning. That is all :)

[@thepaintingphase]

🙂🐶🙂

[@sashav6847]

We have GOT to find the name of that Abnett short story. That sounds so class. Keep it up lads!

[@davegodwin6010]

Its "The Fall of Malvolion" :)

[@UX_DL]

I can't wait to see you guys in Sheffield. I go to Chillcon every year and it's always a great event.

[@ElAhrem]

Can we PLEASE have official Painting Phase pegs? A pegging game would be fun at a major event... 😂

[@Domstar75]

I have a feeling this is what was hinted at 😉

[@ElAhrem]

@@Domstar75 same here, but I'm not sure I can commit to believing...

[@johnturner2629]

Painting challenge: different paint style on the same model. Slapchop, eavy metal edge highlighting, candy colours, airbrush, contrast only, only 3 colours or painted textures.

[@TheBobbytables]

Jeff calling his dog Mr. Blobby was certainly a powerful decision!

[@charliekirkpatrick695]

Been to Salute for many years, mainly for the painting competition, great fun and amazing standard plus a great meeting place for loads of people in the hobby, well worth going.

[@Quimninja1]

“It’s like some sort of Scissor manoeuvre” Geoff’s face tells me all I need to know about where his mind went 🤣🤣

[@ivangroznyuk]

Oh and the Gav and Bob story made me cry.

[@Hypersapien_Hobbies]

The Merch idea , On track and Side tracked of course. And the Tanks going side tracked. Or Off track haha

[@fogh]

Another great show - thanks, chaps. 👍 Hope to see you at Salute. Come and see The Battle of Dirschau, 1627, on GG06 😀

[@Mr_Stuey]

Great and very random chat show tonight. On the subject of watching stuff while hobbling etc, I tend to have stuff on like this or an audiobook while im painting for an hour or so as I can just listen. If im building stuff or doing bases etc then a TV show on the background is ideal as you I can pop my head up etc or have it just out of eyeline. Never watched BattleStar Galactica first or second time around but it is on my list to watch and I have a detachment to build for Xenos Rampant and some Isengard minis may have be winging their way to me to build up and paint. Keep up the good work, if the conventions weren't to far away I may have popped down, but its a couple hours ride from Durham. Still, ill be tempted once it warms up a bit : )

[@Jonez3460]

Great podcast, as always! As a former Danish Royal Guard (whom wears a black bearskin hat) i can verify the chinstrap goes under the lip for anti-strangling-technology! I can sort of answer one of your questions as to why wear the hat (atleast the story we were told) is that the bear fur is about Horsehead height and horses were scared of the smell. Maling it harder for a soldier fighting on a Horse to control it. Cheers from a former soldier and a warhammer hobby'ist from Denmark !

[@thepaintingphase]

Great answer, I hope it’s true. Oh and I bloody love your country, squire - Geoff

[@Jonez3460]

@@thepaintingphase if you are ever in copenhagen go see the chaging of the guards!

[@simonsaysmakepaintplay7248]

The Railway Children "Daddy my Daddy"

[@thepaintingphase]

Sob sob….

[@smoessmee]

Nice relaxed chat as always :) As usual got quite a lot of painting done during it ;)

[@thepaintingphase]

Thank you! Cheers!

[@khromas5392]

Entertaining show as always! Thanks gents!

[@meralda5582]

hello, my name is Steve (for real!) i'm a french canadian and i live at 5 km from a place where they film for the arrival and when i was living in montreal, Denis Villeneuve lived close to my appartment!... too much connection with you guys! have a nice day

[@thepaintingphase]

Awesome, nice to hear from you Steve.

[@johnbeaudoin7820]

Oh Geoff, you’re a national treasure with that Jon Hamm/Toy Story reaction, and Charlize Theron . . . that says it all!

[@DarthSid]

Great show! I would like to know the consumption of cookies per Episode! 😂

[@thepaintingphase]

High. Very high.

[@charliekirkpatrick695]

Biscuit presentation and selection was on point this episode, 10/10

[@FMMProductions]

Actually thinking about it. Gravity. Gravity made me and my dad cry in the cinema. I took my dad to see the film on his birthday when it came out to see it in IMAX 3D at the Wimvledon Odeon. My dad's birthday is bitter sweet as my sister died of Cot Death (Sudden Death Syndrome it's known as these days) and there's a scene where Sandra Bullock's daughter dies... Neither of knew this was in the film. Both of just started crying and after the film we sat in the motor in the car park tearing up.

[@thepaintingphase]

I’m sorry for your loss, that’s terribly sad. Some times a movie just hits in all the wrong places.

[@davydatwood3158]

One of the other traits often used to differentiate Low and High fantasy is the prevalance and utility of magic. In Conan, for example, magic is very hard to do and only a handful of people can do it and it always takes big long ceremonies and rituals. In D&D, you still need to have the right talent or heritage but magic is pretty much just "point finger and say die" and it happens. LOTR splits the difference on this - the people who can do magic basically just do it, but you need to be some sort of more-than-human to pull off spellcasting at all, so it's not a perfect dividing line, but "easy and common magic" is still a common trope in High Fantasy. With this element in play, Star Wars is definitely high fantasy - there are space wizards all over the place - and I think 40K probably is, too, with the psychers. Also: Nathan Filion of Firefly fame is an Alberta boy who went to college here in Edmonton. When the movie came out, those of us who were hardcore Firefly fans of course went to see it, and we brought along some other friends who hadn't watched the tv show. They largely enjoyed it, but one fellow who had actually gone to college with Mr. Filion said he just couldn't get into it. Apparently the actor Nathan is not that different from the character Mal, and my friend kept just seeing his old classmate instead of submerging into the narrative.

[@ghazthegamer7109]

Topics come and go. The atmosphere is all that really matters.

[@dwadland]

Docminiature is an awesome chap - fantastic cases too :)

[@benburkin7942]

I had to put my paint brush down I was laughing so hard at one point! 😂

[@cantabrian1009]

That looks like a high calibre box of biscuits, just about teased into shot. Noice👌

[@freshwaterspaceman7194]

Great British Paint off? I mean it sounds nice but a Warhammer themed Scrap Heap Challenge would be right up my street 😁 "This week is Steam tank week!"

[@thepaintingphase]

That would be cool! Get a scrap daemon as a reward too 👍

[@larsickenroth7169]

Category: get mountain of bits, sketch your desired figure, create it. That's how I do it, and it's a lot of fun! 😜

[@simonb7711]

massive tangent….but are you stoked that an Italian water dog just won the big time at crufts

[@LukeGeaney]

12:22 Peachy: Sounds like a Pirate! :D Haha! Arrrrrrrr! XD Geoff: He kills his wife and child

[@CadiasFinest]

I love Geoffs (Jeff?) Army stories. Also I demand a Bella cam

[@Discomagma]

First it was pegging now we have moved on to rimming!!!! Keep up the good work chaps

[@thepaintingphase]

We really like to have a varied play list.

[@RedBairnMedia]

Thanks Steve!

[@merlyn921]

Fun fact: the opening crawl text for Attack Of The Clones includes this erroneous sentence "Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic."....

[@ancientgraybear]

Please tell me you planned the ad breaks. Jeff's Charlize Theron gag, 2 seconds of silence and then it cut to an ad break. Absolute genius.

[@Le_Petomane]

Whats your opinions of the new Dark Angel Master Interrogator-Chaplain Detritus?

[@BecauseOfDragons]

Gods I would watch the heck out of a Great British Paint Off

[@SootyWebster]

Another example of sublime random banter

[@guleri]

Heartbreak Ridge is one of my favorite movies, I like that you mentioned it :-) Is this a new record? More than 10 minutes in to the podcast and the closest you have gotten to talk about Warhammer has been joking about Louise Sugden. But I love your rambling, so that is cool. Could you have her as a guest on your podcast sometime if GW allow it?

[@thepaintingphase]

You never know….

[@Catherinemab]

I was crying so hard at the end of the last Bond film my whole family walked out without me

[@thepaintingphase]

😥😥7

[@patchadams2425]

She could captain me anywhere..... (long pause)..... Great? 🤣🤣

[@danuk459]

Interesting take on the High Fantasy vs Low Fantasy. I'd always been told that High Fantasy was Age of Sigmar and 40k, where powers are rife, even some basic humans can sumon lightning or the like, and AoS it seems everyone is magical in some way. And then Low Fantasy is the like of Lord of the Rings and Game of Throne, where there are trolls and dragons, but overall there is little to no-one with powers and even those with powers can only do a small amount with them.

[@editor2766]

Lord of the Rings is the original High Fantasy, actually! Due to its big good vs evil theme

[@iJasko]

@@editor2766 There are varying definitions of low vs high fantasy. More classic storytelling considers "epic, good vs evil" settings as high fantasy and more gritty, "everyone's basically a shade of bad and/or battles the own daemons" as low fantasy. In that sense LOTR is high fantasy. Then there's the more roleplaying view, which is what Emerald Phoenix said. In that sense LOTR is indeed low fantasy. In the GW-cosmos: WHFB is low fantasy, AOS is high fantasy. There's no universal, official definition unfortunately.

[@MrGazTaylor]

Great show guys. Love the general chat and it’s great just to hear you being you! Just a nudge about Firefly. If you like that, watch Cowboy Beebop (anime not live action) which probably inspired Firefly.

[@koridoragon6394]

love your videos! are you ever planning on painting tyranids?

[@thepaintingphase]

It’s probably most likely that they will get painting video when/If they make an appearance in a box set in the near future.

[@spacewolfdazzel4279]

I use turbo dork and citadel also Vallejo army painter air and Speedpaints but I have found a new paints cuttle fish paints I was wondering if you could do a painting video as well as turbo dork

[@walkingriver6104]

John Hamm in Toy Story "Thats not the name of the pig" lmao Geoff 🤣

[@Oshnook]

I would 100% watch the great british paint off.

[@MiniatureRealms]

Love these chats, the more sidetracked the better. Enjoyed Peachy's tangent around Napoleonic warfare, love the period myself and would be awesome to see some videos on it (though probably not the best topic for generating views, I can attest to that). I've just joined the T5 Transporter 'club' myself, picking up my first van last week, though unlike Geoff I'll probably be nodding at all VW vans as I can't tell them all apart. 😅

[@mangogoat8195]

Any idea what battle he was talking about where they dropped their packs?

[@MiniatureRealms]

@@mangogoat8195 I’m not sure, it definitely would have happened, especially if defending a position/fighting a defensive battle, maybe in or near buildings or fortifications. They would definitely also have fought with packs on as well, but I don’t know how common each occurrence was.

[@stegotron]

The diversion on the meme just needs to say "another random tangent". Though Jeff mentioning Bad Batch reminded me I need to get caught up, so here goes another tangent for me

[@arntp]

Inside No. 9 S4 E2 Bernie Clifton's Dressing Room had me in tears, could not continue for several days

[@thepaintingphase]

Brilliant episode. Very clever guys.

[@noops9220]

Patrick looks like a tiny adorable lumberjack

[@thepaintingphase]

You see his ‘Fisher Price My first lumberjack set’ it’s so cute.

[@RedDiceDiaries]

I think the true sign of age is when you've been sitting in a chair for a while and-without thinking about it-make a noise when you get up 🤔😉

[@thepaintingphase]

When you drop something on the floor and A. Make a noise retrieving it and B. The floor is getting further away.