The Guy Who Wrote Rock-a-bye Baby

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Ryan George

Ryan George

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@PaintingWinterMusic
@PaintingWinterMusic 5 ай бұрын
The reason these songs are for babies is because if you were singing them to anyone else, they would understand the words and freak out.
@PaintingWinterMusic
@PaintingWinterMusic 5 ай бұрын
You know your baby is too old for nursery rhymes when they start crying afterwards. Also--just going to shamelessly plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)
@flaringblazePM
@flaringblazePM 5 ай бұрын
shameless plug where :( ​@@PaintingWinterMusic
@PartyMan40
@PartyMan40 5 ай бұрын
The Goonies movie would agree with you in this.
@R4-B10
@R4-B10 5 ай бұрын
This is literally the first Simpsons episode; the kids freaking out over nursery rhymes.
@borrago
@borrago 5 ай бұрын
It was a protest song against the monarchy.
@DocDocGoose15
@DocDocGoose15 5 ай бұрын
"It didn't matter if the cradle was stable the tree was not!" 10/10 writing, would watch again
@RelativelyBest
@RelativelyBest 5 ай бұрын
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists.
@iGame3D
@iGame3D 5 ай бұрын
Physics for Kindergarten 101
@Merilirem
@Merilirem 5 ай бұрын
This is something that happens a lot. People will build a castle on top of loose sand then be surprised it didn't hold.
@dubleCC
@dubleCC 5 ай бұрын
"And just like the tree, the baby will rot."
@DocDocGoose15
@DocDocGoose15 5 ай бұрын
@@dubleCC Jesus man
@Thomas_H._Smith
@Thomas_H._Smith 5 ай бұрын
Fact: Ryan came up with this idea for a sketch after singing nursery rhymes to his new child.
@pixelsthered
@pixelsthered 5 ай бұрын
Totally
@Smokie_666
@Smokie_666 5 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@mbanerjee5889
@mbanerjee5889 5 ай бұрын
Writing sketches based on life events is tight!
@progressfeed
@progressfeed 5 ай бұрын
ok
@somerandolad
@somerandolad 5 ай бұрын
It wouldn't surprise me.
@Zarkonem
@Zarkonem 5 ай бұрын
Nothing calms a child down and prepares it for a peaceful night's sleep like a song about IT'S IMMINENT AND VIOLENT DEMISE!!!
@MJ-he1hf
@MJ-he1hf 5 ай бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh with this 😂😅
@robertbeisert3315
@robertbeisert3315 5 ай бұрын
Apparently, Humpty Dumpty was the name of an old cannon that the British tried to use at some point. It fell, broke, and was unusable. Someone made a little rhyme. Then, for no reason, someone put an egg in overalls on the wall.
@mynamesnotadam
@mynamesnotadam 5 ай бұрын
The idea that Humpty Dumpty was a Royalist cannon in the English Civil War is just one of several theories. Some suggest it Humpty Dumpty could be refering to the hunchbacked King Richard III who fell and died at Bosworth. Others suggest it is just a term for a clumsy person, or is talking about the downfall of cardinal Wolsey, or a siege engine. He has portrayed as an egg for over 100 years though and my favourite explanation, as the true meaning has been lost, is the theory that the rye is a riddle and the answer is an egg, which is why it came to be portrayed as an egg.
@FakeSchrodingersCat
@FakeSchrodingersCat 5 ай бұрын
Humpty Dumpty didn't fall, he was pushed. You think all the kings horses and all the kings men were in the area by coincidence, it was a coverup.
@horace6851
@horace6851 5 ай бұрын
ok, but why were the horses putting it together? Like with their hooves?
@robertbeisert3315
@robertbeisert3315 5 ай бұрын
@horace6851 way I heard it, it was about trying to get it mounted on the wall again. Prior commenter says that may be largely mythological, and I have no frame to argue otherwise.
@88michaelandersen
@88michaelandersen 5 ай бұрын
@@horace6851 One of the theories on that is that the King's Horses are really the horse soldiers and that the line means that all of the mounted soldiers and all of the foot soldiers couldn't do the job.
@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 5 ай бұрын
My mom used to sing this to my kiddo when she was still a baby. But instead of "Down will come baby, Cradle and all" she'd sing "And Grandma will catch you, Safe after all". I thought it was sweet.
@elsie8757
@elsie8757 5 ай бұрын
Wait hang on I actually might cry...
@SheeplessNW6
@SheeplessNW6 5 ай бұрын
That's pretty rough on grandma, though. Having to stand under a tree all night, constantly alert, in all weathers, at risk from wildlife. That's not a great job for a probably elderly woman. Also, I have to ask: where are the mother and father while grandma is on baby plummet vigil every night? Indoors, asleep? I'm really concerned about this family, to be honest.
@RavenMistwolf
@RavenMistwolf 5 ай бұрын
I love the implication that she’s handing off the responsibility of catching you onto grandma. 😂 still cute.
@thatoneXman
@thatoneXman 5 ай бұрын
Okay why can't we use this instead this is actually really sweet c'mon...
@JustAnAcorn
@JustAnAcorn 5 ай бұрын
​@@RavenMistwolf I think you misread it. They said that it was their kid that their mom sang it to. Their mom said that she'd catch her grandkid, or their kid.
@michaelanderson6394
@michaelanderson6394 5 ай бұрын
I had to double check and see if this was the same guy who wrote Frosty the Snowman, but this guy has a different mustache. Totally different guy.
@mrfrog0913
@mrfrog0913 5 ай бұрын
I wish it was the same guy
@queenofnevers6990
@queenofnevers6990 5 ай бұрын
Not every hero wears cape
@tonysmith7632
@tonysmith7632 5 ай бұрын
I don't know why, though I really appreciate this verification.
@JhericFury
@JhericFury 5 ай бұрын
I was about to comment that I really like strangely terrifying song guy, I'm certainly glad I read this before I made a FOOL of myself by confusing those two clearly different individuals.
@neomehollow1391
@neomehollow1391 5 ай бұрын
​@@JhericFury The mustache makes the man
@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu
@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu 5 ай бұрын
As a guy who didn't grow up in an environment of English speaking people hearing these lyrics for the first time is actually something
@ponponpatapon9670
@ponponpatapon9670 5 ай бұрын
we are fucking weird, honestly
@tuseroni6085
@tuseroni6085 5 ай бұрын
wait til you hear the one about jack and jill.
@anoykid6451
@anoykid6451 5 ай бұрын
Because the history and when they were invented most English nursery rhymes and fairy tales are an morbid stuff, jack and Jill went up the hill is about people getting hanged for example :)
@CanalDoSahgo
@CanalDoSahgo 5 ай бұрын
TBF in my country we have a nursery rhyme about throwing a pole at a cat and being disappointed that it didn't die. Maybe nursery rhymes just be like that sometimes
@venanziadorromatagni1641
@venanziadorromatagni1641 5 ай бұрын
Oh, this is by no means an English-only thing. In German-speaking countries there is one with the original version going Cockchafer, fly! The father is at war. Mother is in Pomerania. And Pomerania is burnt to ashes. Cockchafer, fly!
@ihateunicorns867
@ihateunicorns867 5 ай бұрын
“Ladybird, ladybird, fly away home.” “Ah. Sweet. Fly home little ladybird.” “Your house is on fire and your children are gone.” “… that escalated quickly.”
@jlev1028
@jlev1028 5 ай бұрын
Isn't that a Beatles song?
@thomasneal9291
@thomasneal9291 5 ай бұрын
@@jlev1028 They most surely did not write that. it has been around long before any of them were born.
@BonaparteBardithion
@BonaparteBardithion 5 ай бұрын
​@@jlev1028 I haven't heard The Beatles sing it, but Peter, Paul and Mary had it on a children's album as part of a medly.
@author_page
@author_page 5 ай бұрын
The version I've heard was "your house is on fire, your children alone"
@vanessasetford-smith8074
@vanessasetford-smith8074 5 ай бұрын
In the UK it’s ’children all gone’.
@throwabrick
@throwabrick 3 ай бұрын
The song was supposedly adapted from a American Indian song based on the tradition of placing baby papooses in the willow boughs. The line about the bough breaking is a metaphor for the baby growing up, (ie the bitter-sweet emotions around leaving the protection of a loving mother).
@thatpenguin9889
@thatpenguin9889 5 ай бұрын
It’s always the man with the biggest moustache who has authority😂😂
@vipe650r
@vipe650r 5 ай бұрын
This is law.
@WG55
@WG55 5 ай бұрын
Comrade Stalin agrees with this line of reasoning.
@tristanwebb5290
@tristanwebb5290 5 ай бұрын
That’s how there society works apparently.
@TheHobatron
@TheHobatron 5 ай бұрын
But of course, how else do you measure authority?
@Eliphas_Leary
@Eliphas_Leary 5 ай бұрын
God is a giantic moustache with a tiny Ryan in the middle of it.
@DCMelo_UC
@DCMelo_UC 5 ай бұрын
Baby: *Gets stuck in tree* Wind: Super easy, barely an inconvenience
@Adam-xf6sq
@Adam-xf6sq 5 ай бұрын
Tree: I’m gonna need you to get all the way off of my bow
@markpostgate2551
@markpostgate2551 5 ай бұрын
​@@Adam-xf6sq It's bough though. Don't worry about the fact that bough and though are written exactly the same way but sound completely different. There is already enough to worry about.
@duralumin594
@duralumin594 5 ай бұрын
@@markpostgate2551 * cough * They're not the only ones. * cough *
@catsquidcatoverlord9842
@catsquidcatoverlord9842 5 ай бұрын
Then the tree did a backflip, snapped the winds neck, and saved the day.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 5 ай бұрын
​​@@markpostgate2551 By "already enough to worry about" do you refer to the perils such as: Aging? Or living beside the Ocean? Or aging beside the Ocean? Or meeting Ryan Jr.?
@lckaboom6810
@lckaboom6810 5 ай бұрын
I love how there isn’t even much need for jokes here because Rock-a-bye Baby is not subtle about being absolutely psychotic .
@Kait2478
@Kait2478 5 ай бұрын
My mom always sang “when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, and Mommy will catch baby, cradle and all.” I sing it to my kids that way. Now my oldest sings “sissy will catch baby, cradle and all” to her baby sister ❤
@Sylvia_Corvidev
@Sylvia_Corvidev 3 ай бұрын
This is sweet in concept, but both examples adding an unnecessary syllable and messing with the rhythm is really bugging me
@Kait2478
@Kait2478 3 ай бұрын
@@Sylvia_Corvidevvery necessary syllables to prevent the destruction of baby 😝
@Sylvia_Corvidev
@Sylvia_Corvidev 3 ай бұрын
@@Kait2478 No but like- wouldn't "mom" and especially "sis" have worked fine???
@matthewdmiller4335
@matthewdmiller4335 2 ай бұрын
@@Sylvia_Corvidev I mean its not messing with the rhythm as the extra syllable (y) is just filling the space typically occupied by a full rest.
@mineduck3050
@mineduck3050 5 ай бұрын
Any tired parent will understand that song was first sung as a threat, through closed teeth, at 3am, on a monday.
@mommalion7028
@mommalion7028 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely agree
@Jamesucht
@Jamesucht 5 ай бұрын
"So, you have a new nursery rhyme for me?" "Yes sir, I do"
@neomehollow1391
@neomehollow1391 5 ай бұрын
But won't mildly threatening lyrics be a problem for Small children? No problem at all in fact barely an inconvenience. Small children don't speak English yet so they won't understand what's being sung to them. Won't the parents find it to be a problem though? No you see the child keeps them up at all hours if the songs catchy and iconic enough their tired brains won't even register the fact that there threatening to drop a baby from the top of a tree 😂
@christianboesch3459
@christianboesch3459 5 ай бұрын
Ohhhhhhh threatening your baby so they can go to sleep is TIGHT
@troll4life662
@troll4life662 5 ай бұрын
​@@neomehollow1391Babies are tight.
@thichinhphan4010
@thichinhphan4010 4 ай бұрын
@@neomehollow1391 "small children don't speak english yet"... Huh? Children mimic and start using adult words and songs (and garbage rap tracks) in kindergarten thanks to the adults around them while the clueless adults only care about nursery rhymes. In the past, even fairy tales for children have a darker and more brutal punishments for the characters because they are cautionary tales first and foremost so the allegation about "bad for children" should be examined. The claimed inspiration for many nursery rhymes is vague and meant to be allegedly educated guesses. Meanwhile, the teens and adults freely indulge in sound compositions that are basically glorifying hedonist activities ($$$, women objectifying their outer appearance i.e. skin-deep beauty, dudes owning b!tche$ or getting violent, gloating about earthly desires) or wallowing in pathetic self-pity and endless negativity without providing any hint of introspection for better self-improvement.
@alecpowers8591
@alecpowers8591 4 ай бұрын
Some kind of nursery rhyme cinematic universe
@otiscramer7906
@otiscramer7906 5 ай бұрын
The fact that the orange moustache guy just had a dictionary on hand made me laugh much harder than it should have.
@DoofenSpyroDragon16
@DoofenSpyroDragon16 5 ай бұрын
And the fact that his mustache looked like part of a dorito 😂
@jonathancampbell5231
@jonathancampbell5231 5 ай бұрын
Well, they ARE coming up with nursery rhymes...makes sense to have a dictionary there.
@otiscramer7906
@otiscramer7906 5 ай бұрын
@@DoofenSpyroDragon16 That may have been a factor.
@tuseroni6085
@tuseroni6085 5 ай бұрын
and he knew how to spell bough.
@otiscramer7906
@otiscramer7906 5 ай бұрын
@@tuseroni6085 He found it incredibly fast.
@KungFuWombat
@KungFuWombat 5 ай бұрын
Oh oddly specific gravity themed songs designed to put children to sleep are TIGHT
@speljufcharlotte8999
@speljufcharlotte8999 5 ай бұрын
The children are 'falling' asleep after all right? Gotta add a nice little layer of dread to that falling sensation they can get.
@random32i8
@random32i8 5 ай бұрын
“So it will be difficult to get the kid to fall asleep?” “No actually it will be super easy, barely an inconvenience to get them to fall.” “What?” “What?”
@AliceElkeClarke
@AliceElkeClarke 3 ай бұрын
The delivery of "That's no place, for an infant, I fear" had me in stitches!
@brucelucasjr5856
@brucelucasjr5856 5 ай бұрын
Thanks Ryan. Now I have the phrase "It didn't matter if the cradle was stable" stuck on a continuous loop in my head
@youknowwhoiam2771
@youknowwhoiam2771 5 ай бұрын
Ryan adding “child” to the list of things he needs to feed is a testament to how far he’s come in his personal and professional life
@astrobookwormsinger
@astrobookwormsinger 5 ай бұрын
I didn't even notice when the dog was added.
@Vaquix000
@Vaquix000 5 ай бұрын
You make it sound like a huge accomplishment. You get laid, they get pregnant, you have a baby, Not an accomplishment, most people do it. The real accomplishment is afterwards, being a good father and husband which I'm sure he is doing.
@youknowwhoiam2771
@youknowwhoiam2771 5 ай бұрын
@@Vaquix000 an even greater accomplishment would be for you to ever get laid, buddy
@chloe_speaks2384
@chloe_speaks2384 5 ай бұрын
"I wrote this cute little dancing song about roses." "Oh, what made you think of that?" "The Bubonic Plague." "Oh my God."
@dracotias
@dracotias 5 ай бұрын
"so I also have this one about how many times a massive bridge might fall down depending on what we build it with"
@thomasneal9291
@thomasneal9291 5 ай бұрын
@@dracotias Ever wonder why so many of these incredibly gory and cruel nursery songs come out of England? I do.
@becominghero9754
@becominghero9754 5 ай бұрын
​@@thomasneal9291 Dude because England was insane. Worse medicine back in the day that MOST of the countries around it. That 35 year life expectancy back in the medieval period was actually mostly England and parts of Europe with English hygiene, because other countries before that period (or that didn't have that culture) lived much longer. It does not surprise me that they would be putting babies in trees and singing about plague. This is how they ended up being so deadly to indigenous peoples, btw: herd immunity and population evolution sure happens fast when you're all rapidly dying off from germs. People groups without as disgusting germ histories stood no chance against the diseases of the super mutants.
@Tombramba_01
@Tombramba_01 5 ай бұрын
Actually, there is no evidence that Ring a Round a Rosie has anything to do with the Bubonic Plague. I believe that's just an urban mth. A really cool one however, and if I didn't know better, one I would subscribe to.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 5 ай бұрын
That made me all fall down. Laughing.
@kh6853
@kh6853 5 ай бұрын
You can't fire him, look how commanding his moustache is!
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 5 ай бұрын
That's an I'm Evil, but I have a Cousin in HR Moustache if ever I saw one.
@RabbidTribble
@RabbidTribble 5 ай бұрын
A mom I knew used to sing this to her baby while using an exaggerated rocking motion back and forth, before bringing the giggling baby down for the “fall” with a gentle swoop into the crib. Extremely cute and the lyrics made sense as part of the ritual.
@abrahamlincoln3181
@abrahamlincoln3181 5 ай бұрын
There's an Afrikaans poem that was taught in schools about 3 bald guys eating soup in a restaurant .There are babies' heads in the soup ,and they eventually go into a feeding frenzy,until only their heads are left ,which are swept up by staff .
@abdrahmanhakim5252
@abdrahmanhakim5252 5 ай бұрын
... ... ...Umm, what
@Nick-cs4oc
@Nick-cs4oc 2 ай бұрын
😳
@something1600
@something1600 Ай бұрын
I would like to congratulate the people of South Africa from having the most messed up nursery song in the whole world.
@vonwux
@vonwux 5 ай бұрын
_A wild ginger mustache appears_
@georgemoseley1504
@georgemoseley1504 5 ай бұрын
I got that reference. Yeah,yeah yeah
@WhiteCaneV1
@WhiteCaneV1 5 ай бұрын
A new wrinkle to the Ryanverse!
@BBoy4040
@BBoy4040 5 ай бұрын
I like how his glasses match his mustache
@pappabunny
@pappabunny 5 ай бұрын
@@BBoy4040 But does his mustache match the carpet?
@heyitsjustaz
@heyitsjustaz 5 ай бұрын
I always felt like this is more of a threat. Like, go to sleep, or this cradle's going right up to the very tippy top of the forest.
@borrago
@borrago 5 ай бұрын
It was a covert protest song against the monarchy.
@TF2CrunchyFrog
@TF2CrunchyFrog 5 ай бұрын
@@borrago wrote "It was a covert protest song against the monarchy" Damn, the British started indoctrinating their revolutionaries young. Give that toddler some gunpowder and its starts plotting! Ther French meanwhile invented the guillotine.
@evankim2406
@evankim2406 5 ай бұрын
@@borrago Bit of a strange thing to sing to your children at night.
@CoreDreamStudios
@CoreDreamStudios 5 ай бұрын
@@evankim2406 We humans are very strange for sure.
@laurencefraser
@laurencefraser 5 ай бұрын
@@evankim2406 It has a very soothing tune. Most nursery rhymes have... Weird... lyrics with origins in not-at-all-child-appropriate happenings... but they are easy to sing soothingly, and thus good for putting kids to sleep.
@vasenkasi4846
@vasenkasi4846 5 ай бұрын
They got the guy out, but he walked straight to the printing press guy and printed a million lullaby books.
@zenwolf6073
@zenwolf6073 5 ай бұрын
I've heard three different KZbinrs quote your skits, Ryan. You have entered the zeitgeist!
@BurgundyMermaid
@BurgundyMermaid 5 ай бұрын
When my mother was a little girl, she used to cry her eyes out over this song because the poor baby dies in the end. So, on behalf of my mother, thank you, Ryan, for giving her the best belated Mother's Day gift ever, in calling out this horrifying so-called "nursery rhyme".
@drollfurball2863
@drollfurball2863 5 ай бұрын
I remember in Chirch I’d cry when they started singing about the lamb of God taking away the sins. I didn’t know what sin was so I just assumed this little lamb would just start dissolving everything around it. I was like… 4 or 5 at the time. It was scary to me. Like it did a Thanos snap dissolve. In about 1998, 99.
@12Mantis
@12Mantis 5 ай бұрын
"Egad! What did you do before this?!" "I was a carpenter-!" "Whew!" "-and part-time babysitter!" ".....!" "I built tree houses for daycares-!" ".......?!" "-they weren't up to code!"
@Tekkenandgaming
@Tekkenandgaming 5 ай бұрын
Now that, was funny. Well done bud
@rjdruhan
@rjdruhan 5 ай бұрын
The French guy has a good idea for a children's song that is about plucking all the feathers from a small bird.
@LilianaKali
@LilianaKali 5 ай бұрын
OMG. I never realized that's what we were singing! La pauvre alouette!
@Elias_Ehler
@Elias_Ehler 5 ай бұрын
And inviting everyone to eat said bird.
@daverhoden445
@daverhoden445 5 ай бұрын
@@LilianaKali I've been singing that song my whole life but it was only a few months ago that I actually read the lyrics.
@karine-v
@karine-v 5 ай бұрын
😂 that's true.
@Dadofer1970
@Dadofer1970 5 ай бұрын
Guy from Mexico replies "hold my cerveza, and listen to this one I wrote about a cockroach".
@OtherWorldExplorers
@OtherWorldExplorers 5 ай бұрын
Dude this is completely unfair You deliberately make these so funny at the end that by the time I'm done laughing I have to go watch the video again just so I can give you a thumbs up. Unfair possibly diabolical yes genius beyond a shadow of a doubt.
@4RILDIGITAL
@4RILDIGITAL 5 ай бұрын
Hilarious take on traditional nursery rhymes. Never really thought about how grim they actually are until now.
@UrSammich
@UrSammich 5 ай бұрын
"So how many rhymes did you make with people dying?" "Yes"
@OhBoyILoveTomatoes
@OhBoyILoveTomatoes 5 ай бұрын
He has an orange mustache.. the universe is growing
@jonathanperez7663
@jonathanperez7663 5 ай бұрын
That's some expert world building.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 5 ай бұрын
Also darkness. And scruffiness. It's a whole new dimension.
@retroboomer3197
@retroboomer3197 5 ай бұрын
In the sprawling landscape of KZbin, where creators rise and fall like waves in a tempest, there exists a luminary who shines with the radiance of a thousand suns. His name? Ryan George, the maestro of mirth, the architect of amusement, and the sultan of satire. Join me, dear reader, as we embark on a journey to unravel the enigmatic tapestry of comedic brilliance woven by this modern-day bard. Ryan George is not your average KZbinr; he's a comedic alchemist, transforming mundane moments into pure gold. With a twinkle in his eye and a smirk on his lips, he takes on the world armed only with his razor-sharp wit and a knack for turning the absurd into the sublime. Whether he's dissecting the quirks of everyday life or skewering the tropes of Hollywood, Ryan's humor is as boundless as the cosmos itself. One cannot discuss Ryan George without delving into the marvel that is "Pitch Meetings." Ah, yes, the hallowed halls of the Hollywood boardroom, where logic takes a holiday and sanity goes to die. In these delightful vignettes, Ryan dons the dual mantles of writer and producer, engaging in a delightful pas de deux with himself as he pitches ludicrous movie ideas to an increasingly incredulous studio executive. From the "How It's Made" approach to iconic films to the inevitable inclusion of a "twist" that defies all known laws of storytelling, each episode is a veritable feast for the funny bone. But Ryan's comedic prowess extends far beyond the confines of Tinseltown. His forays into the realm of the absurd know no bounds, whether he's exploring the existential crisis of a sentient Roomba or pondering the existential dread of being trapped in a video game tutorial. With each sketch, he invites us to peer through the looking glass into a world where the mundane becomes magical and the ridiculous reigns supreme. Yet, for all his comedic bravado, there's a humility to Ryan George that endears him to audiences far and wide. Beneath the veneer of hilarity lies a genuine warmth and authenticity that shines through in every interaction. Whether he's engaging with fans on social media or sharing behind-the-scenes anecdotes, Ryan's down-to-earth demeanor is a refreshing reminder that even in the realm of comedy, sincerity reigns supreme. Ryan George is not just a KZbinr; he's a comedic virtuoso, a maestro of mirth, and a beacon of laughter in a world often shrouded in darkness. Through his unparalleled wit and irrepressible charm, he has carved out a niche in the digital landscape, captivating audiences with his unique brand of humor and leaving a trail of smiles in his wake. So, here's to you, Ryan George, may your wit never wane, and your laughter never fade. You are, truly, a legend in your own right. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@makarabaduk1754
@makarabaduk1754 5 ай бұрын
If this isn't copy-pasted from Ryan George's Wikipedia entry, it ought to have been.
@jeffallen55
@jeffallen55 5 ай бұрын
I feel like this might be a Wendy's.
@gtdc4685
@gtdc4685 5 ай бұрын
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
@Onebadhombre
@Onebadhombre 5 ай бұрын
Chat gtp?
@andrewwashere82
@andrewwashere82 5 ай бұрын
I have one disagreement: You implied that Ryan portrays both the writer and producer characters of the Pitch Meeting videos. No sir, they're 2 different people. Very likely clones on loan to Screen Rant from Mr. George. He reveals his cloning facility in I believe the 1 millionth subscriber episode.
@jayd.doubledubs
@jayd.doubledubs 5 ай бұрын
This the first time I've heard the full lyrics. Me and my brothers could only remember the first line and so we filled in the rest with our imagination "Rock a bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows, the baby explodes" and then we'd just burst out laughing We had a ... interesting imagination and sense of humor
@GuttersMN
@GuttersMN 5 ай бұрын
Frankly from the perspective of the baby- you pretty much nailed the outcome
@Joppi1992
@Joppi1992 5 ай бұрын
Absolutely love the sketches by Ryan. I sometimes for fun try to imagine what he'll do next, and every time his next sketch is both unexpected and greater than anything I could come up with. I'm just one person, but I think that's a true mark of talent of his!
@ShawsOwn
@ShawsOwn 5 ай бұрын
I'm starting to get a sense of how Ryan George sees the world......and it is the most polite place filled with mind numbing darkness ever.
@areyoufriendly
@areyoufriendly 5 ай бұрын
So, Canadian?
@ShawsOwn
@ShawsOwn 5 ай бұрын
@@areyoufriendly Probably. Considering the terrifying reputation Canadians had during WW1.
@scaredycat7118
@scaredycat7118 5 ай бұрын
Oh, traumatizing nursery rhymes are TIGHT!
@flboy85
@flboy85 5 ай бұрын
Note to self. Don't eat peanuts alone in your office while watching this! You almost were my cause of death! 😂 😂 😂
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 5 ай бұрын
There's delicious salty snacks and fizzy drinks. And there's the comedy of the Ryanverse. Don't cross the streams.
@Dadofer1970
@Dadofer1970 5 ай бұрын
So you.... found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut last night????
@estherpena-nicholas5283
@estherpena-nicholas5283 5 ай бұрын
Darwin Award contentor?
@alexfoxleigh9443
@alexfoxleigh9443 5 ай бұрын
"Hey Siri, how many people has Ryan George killed?"
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 5 ай бұрын
@@alexfoxleigh9443 *known to have *suspected to have...
@GigglewithFelix321
@GigglewithFelix321 5 ай бұрын
These meetings can never stop, we all decided.
@victork.8860
@victork.8860 5 ай бұрын
Yeah yeah yeah!
@privacyvalued4134
@privacyvalued4134 5 ай бұрын
They're super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@lilunette9319
@lilunette9319 5 ай бұрын
In 15 years, we will get sketches about raising teenagers, hahhahah
@SawdustTimberline
@SawdustTimberline 5 ай бұрын
Heck ya these meetings must continue on
@SawdustTimberline
@SawdustTimberline 5 ай бұрын
So true 🎉🎊
@BiingDiing
@BiingDiing 5 ай бұрын
I never realized this is how it's supposed to be sung my mom used to sing when I was a kid " WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!" Might be why my dad was always the one afterwards to sing me to sleep.
@allisonhoff5805
@allisonhoff5805 5 ай бұрын
Hi hello there. I would very much like more videos in the nursery series! My baby needs to know about the dangers of unstable trees, the black plague, ladybirds that have all their children die, etc. Thank you!
@melodynice7938
@melodynice7938 5 ай бұрын
And to think, Ryans bearded baby is almost in high school now. How time flies 🥲
@crush3095
@crush3095 5 ай бұрын
this channel delivers EVERY TIME
@azfactor7875
@azfactor7875 5 ай бұрын
Being a new parent opens you to a whole world of rather twisted child-related content.
@jasonrhome710
@jasonrhome710 5 ай бұрын
Finding the closer to source versions of Grimm's Fairy Tales is a fun one,
@azfactor7875
@azfactor7875 5 ай бұрын
The Goose Girl in Grimm's Fairy Tales in legitimate nightmare fuel.
@colonel55gaming88
@colonel55gaming88 5 ай бұрын
I love that the lyrics aren't "if the bough breaks," but "when"
@Z2Wolf
@Z2Wolf 5 ай бұрын
My favorite part is how the ominous voice turns off as soon as the supervisor tells him it's not ideal and he just politely goes into another option. The man isn't spooky, he just has a real passion for things falling to their deaths.
@babymama406
@babymama406 5 ай бұрын
Remember that prayer we used to say? “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take.” That’s incredibly dark. Insinuating we might die in our sleep and we just hope God takes us.
@scorpiusbalthazar4327
@scorpiusbalthazar4327 5 ай бұрын
Hush little baby, don't say a word. And never mind the voice you heard. It's just the beast under your bed. In the closet, in your head!
@Milamberinx
@Milamberinx 5 ай бұрын
I just scream “CTHULU, YOU BASTARD, TAKE ME NOW” and then faceplant into my pillow. I find it’s a lot quicker than the rhyming, and it scares the rats back down the well.
@markpostgate2551
@markpostgate2551 5 ай бұрын
But, tbf, we might.
@kylepessell1350
@kylepessell1350 5 ай бұрын
That's not the version I grew up with. Mine was: "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. With love protect me through the night, and wake me with the morning light."
@la_scrittice_vita
@la_scrittice_vita 5 ай бұрын
"Somebody gets an extra donut for breakfast," - Dennis Miller, c 1995
@mikdan8813
@mikdan8813 5 ай бұрын
Boy, wait till you find out about "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe".
@mariacargille1396
@mariacargille1396 5 ай бұрын
Or Three Blind Mice
@davidmcgill1000
@davidmcgill1000 5 ай бұрын
Ring Around the Rosie. It just gets worse from here.
@pattersong6637
@pattersong6637 5 ай бұрын
Catch a WHAT by its toe???
@lauranolastnamegiven3385
@lauranolastnamegiven3385 5 ай бұрын
or that that one little piggy wasn't going grocery shopping
@childebrand1
@childebrand1 5 ай бұрын
@@pattersong6637- A tiger! Always a tiger.
@gameschadwick
@gameschadwick 5 ай бұрын
The way my wife ends the song is “and momma (or daddy or whoever is singing) will catch you, cradle and all” instead of “down will come baby…” I prefer that.
@Shannovian
@Shannovian 5 ай бұрын
I like that they did not get rid of him and he got both of his songs used. Later, it seems he got promoted to head up the fairy tale department.
@The_AndroidSentByCyberlife
@The_AndroidSentByCyberlife 5 ай бұрын
This is your best yet! Ill never understand how some nursery rhymes came to be 😂
@ericbowers5968
@ericbowers5968 5 ай бұрын
I wanna hear little bunny fufu origins, lol. So many fun things rhyme with fufu. Moo moo, doo doo, yew yew, choo choo, rue bleu.
@thomasneal9291
@thomasneal9291 5 ай бұрын
there's this thing called "google", maybe you've heard of it?
@danvzare6201
@danvzare6201 5 ай бұрын
@@thomasneal9291 You do realize he wants to hear Ryan's fictional version of the origins, not the real life origins? Or are you trying to say that Ryan already made that short?
@girlfriends-in-space
@girlfriends-in-space 5 ай бұрын
I wonder if anything going on in Ryan's personal life influenced this sketch... Oh, I bet he's getting into the nursery rhyme business!
@raphaelmort6366
@raphaelmort6366 5 ай бұрын
I was expecting one of them to modify it for the "and mommy will catch you, cradle and all"
@BurnsidesAP
@BurnsidesAP 5 ай бұрын
You’ve knocked it out of the park with this video. Well done!
@elizabethoneill8612
@elizabethoneill8612 5 ай бұрын
Human babies are only precious to baby crazy people, but I do like that lullaby 😊
@faye_gwenn
@faye_gwenn 5 ай бұрын
When I was a kid I used to sing ‘down will come baby, splat on the floor’
@maverick7291
@maverick7291 5 ай бұрын
I see someone's been busy with their newborn and decided to synergize.
@blueskys1110
@blueskys1110 5 ай бұрын
0:05 That mustache looks like a French fry.
@Jonzy2005
@Jonzy2005 5 ай бұрын
I've always question this nursery rhyme in particular. So glad to see it on here being questioned as well.
@whome5882
@whome5882 5 ай бұрын
Awesome skit! Congratulations to you and your wife babies are the absolute best! Having a family is a beautiful thing indeed .
@1523.M
@1523.M 5 ай бұрын
He got babies on the mind. Probably because of his baby.
@MHLegacy
@MHLegacy 5 ай бұрын
Ryan, don't forget about "Ring Around the Rosie," that delightful children's song about the Bubonic Plague. First it describes symptoms of the "Black Death," referencing red skin lesions surrounded by a dark ring. Then that's followed by a line describing the holistic way people covered up the stench of rotting flesh by putting strongly scented flowers in their clothing. Next comes "ashes, ashes," which had a double meaning as both the means of mass body disposal AND the biblical "ashes to ashes" reference. Finally, "we all fall down" is that wonderfully optimistic line, meaning simply, "we're all going to die." Yep...wonderful children's song.
@jasonrhome710
@jasonrhome710 5 ай бұрын
There's a moderate variation I heard that as "Ah-choo, Ah-choo, we all fall down." Though I don't immediately recall if sneezing is among the symptoms of bubonic icky-poo-poo... ah, looks like it was and may also be the reason why "Bless you" became a response as people could pass quickly after the sneezing started and there may not be time to find a priest.
@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126
@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 5 ай бұрын
@@jasonrhome710 It has nothing to do with the Black Death. It dates to the 18th Century. The last major outbreak of Plague in an English speaking country was in 1665.
@danvzare6201
@danvzare6201 5 ай бұрын
Wait, "ashes, ashes"? I thought it was "ah-tish-shoo, ah-tish-shoo", as an onomatopoeia for sneezing.
@sammy-shines1328
@sammy-shines1328 5 ай бұрын
The orange moustache just made my day
@Mulakulu
@Mulakulu 5 ай бұрын
I just Ctrl+F'ed "orange" to find this. Glad I'm not the only one
@Kristjan_N
@Kristjan_N 5 ай бұрын
@@Mulakulu a very commanding taco mustache indeed
@gianna526
@gianna526 5 ай бұрын
I've had a cold the past two days and I've been bingeing your videos, I'm very happy to have another to add to my playlist 😘😘
@antoinesmithtennant6152
@antoinesmithtennant6152 5 ай бұрын
Hi there hello just passing by from France to say hello and great work Love you bye..
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM 5 ай бұрын
There is absolutely no portion of Humpty Dumpty that ever implies it's an egg that falls. Like most children's rhymes it was changed to make it less gruesome.
@ayouxy
@ayouxy 5 ай бұрын
Nice moustache! It's very commanding and orange
@The-Stickmation
@The-Stickmation 5 ай бұрын
That guy rockin the orange mustache is my inner child
@atroyz
@atroyz 5 ай бұрын
So cool to see lots of “new dad” content. When I had my first two kids, I also was shocked to revisit some old songs from my childhood that make no sense.
@plainnan
@plainnan 5 ай бұрын
Ryan is busier with singing lullabies than watching movies these days, and still produces great content.😂
@Grand-Theft-Autism
@Grand-Theft-Autism 5 ай бұрын
I will not sleep until ‘First guy to fly on an aeroplane is made’
@sabalisigns4474
@sabalisigns4474 5 ай бұрын
Im so early i watched Ryan George grow multiple kinds of different moustaches for this skit.
@kevboard
@kevboard 5 ай бұрын
ORANGE MUSTACHE! new lore!
@mikenovember9688
@mikenovember9688 5 ай бұрын
You had me at Rock. I love all the bits and expressiveness... if that's a word.
@roryheynemann8154
@roryheynemann8154 2 күн бұрын
Thank you for shining a light on this nightmarish song.
@simcrafter
@simcrafter 5 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who noticed the description went from "feed my cats and dog" to "feed my cats and dog and child" Is he a father now?
@_Squiggle_
@_Squiggle_ 5 ай бұрын
He is! He talked about it in a pitch meeting revisit I think
@la_scrittice_vita
@la_scrittice_vita 5 ай бұрын
Check the Boss Baby Revisited pitch meeting and there's an adorbs picture near the end
@jesusperez8394
@jesusperez8394 5 ай бұрын
I love how most assume that Humpty Dumpty was an egg person. Nowhere does it say he's an egg.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 5 ай бұрын
​@@wiggletonthewise2141 you just made up the human guy part? Apparently it was about a cannon that broke.
@bbodyboi
@bbodyboi 5 ай бұрын
Jack and Jill also had an unfortunate experience with gravity… kids really need to have helmets included when you order one.
@SethÚasarune
@SethÚasarune 5 ай бұрын
The thumbnail's a clear action movie poster. This summer... the cradle... WILL fall.
@kgbstudio
@kgbstudio 5 ай бұрын
Dude you make the world such a better place thanks for existing!
@e2b265
@e2b265 5 ай бұрын
Wait till they learn that nowhere in Humpty Dumpty is it mentioned that he’s an egg
@borrago
@borrago 5 ай бұрын
Because it and rock-a-by are covert protest song against a monarch.
@gingergamer3270
@gingergamer3270 5 ай бұрын
I came to comment this, we all just decided he was an egg.
@Problemsolver434
@Problemsolver434 5 ай бұрын
So is it just a person that fell into pieces and died
@John_the_Khajit
@John_the_Khajit 5 ай бұрын
Humpty Dumpty was an English civil war cannon which fell of a wall and the kings troops could not fix it. The English civil war was parliament verses the king if you were wondering. Quick note. Google will say that Humpty Dumpty was an insult which it was and the nursery rhyme was a metaphor which it probably was but the cannon called Humpty Dumpty did exist and did fall.
@gingergamer3270
@gingergamer3270 5 ай бұрын
@@John_the_Khajit thank you
@donniehollingsworth1611
@donniehollingsworth1611 5 ай бұрын
Wait until they learn about the bridges in London, old mother hubbards dog and Jack and Jill’s unfortunate hill excursion… hmmm come to think about it, is there any nursery rhyme that doesn’t invoke bodily harm or just sad theme in general?
@borrago
@borrago 5 ай бұрын
It was a covert protest song against the monarchy....as were several others.
@dehavillandvampire
@dehavillandvampire 5 ай бұрын
Which one? None of them were protest songs except for one interpretation of Jack and Jill that postulates a protest to events over 150 years before our earliest version. It's equally likely to be referring to a teen pregnancy in a Somerset village.
@ncasey9853
@ncasey9853 5 ай бұрын
Oh my darling Clementine has a positive ending! It's all about a womons horrific drowning accident and her lover being sad about it. But it's all OK in the end because he marries her sister and forgets all about her!
@jussperk
@jussperk 5 ай бұрын
Ryan: Oh no! Seems like it's going to be hard to get that baby down from there. Also Ryan: Actually, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@88porpoise
@88porpoise 5 ай бұрын
Then he did a backflip, snapped the baby's neck.... oops
@SunTzuArtOfWar4
@SunTzuArtOfWar4 5 ай бұрын
​@@88porpoiseand ruined everyone's day....
@animeodin4755
@animeodin4755 25 күн бұрын
At no point in Humpty Dumpty does it specify him being an egg... Bro just falls off a wall and dies horribly to a point where he's literally in pieces.
@alexandraelhardt9767
@alexandraelhardt9767 5 ай бұрын
Having experienced postpartum anxiety after each of my three children, i beleive the song is about the 'scary thoughts' a lot of moms have. Many of them center around dropping the baby, or tripping while holding the baby, or or the baby in some other way falling. Our grandmas were just saying how they felt.
@dronix6624
@dronix6624 5 ай бұрын
Crazy how all the first people in history to do anything look exactly like hit youtube sensation Ryan George🤔
@Singurarity88
@Singurarity88 5 ай бұрын
What do you mean by "look exactly the same"? Are you Ryanist?
@veganconservative1109
@veganconservative1109 5 ай бұрын
Genetics.
@jamiecharlton9961
@jamiecharlton9961 5 ай бұрын
Are you insane?! One guy had an orange moustache!
@liampbjray5562
@liampbjray5562 5 ай бұрын
i cant beleive you would say that they all look the same to you.
@martinfiedler4317
@martinfiedler4317 5 ай бұрын
You must be the first guy in history who needs an optometrist....🤓
@Gerthious
@Gerthious 5 ай бұрын
The return of the Frosty the Snowman format!! There are so many weird songs that you could do this for!
@Bearclawepic
@Bearclawepic 5 ай бұрын
As a baby egg who fell to my death this is very accurate
@jamielondon6436
@jamielondon6436 5 ай бұрын
That cracked me up like your shell, when it hit the ground.
@lazydroidproductions1087
@lazydroidproductions1087 5 ай бұрын
I love it when a little song about a possible succession crisis and conspiracy is an all-time baby lullaby
@thepositivepastor1779
@thepositivepastor1779 5 ай бұрын
Now I want to go back and reread all the nursery rhymes with Ryan George’s voice in my head
@JarrodCoombes
@JarrodCoombes 5 ай бұрын
@0:50 Really channeling Jerry Seinfeld there.
@LSMMIKE
@LSMMIKE 5 ай бұрын
Hilarious. Love your videos.
@chriswilliams7601
@chriswilliams7601 5 ай бұрын
That had me rolling, and rocking.
@MargoMB19
@MargoMB19 5 ай бұрын
I just love the reactions here, because it's 100% how people should react to those lyrics, but so many people just grew up with nursery rhymes like this and its just seen as normal.
@alexoblivion9295
@alexoblivion9295 5 ай бұрын
😆 Man, your videos always make my day
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